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00:00The Shadow move ominously across the land, dying the sky with blood and pounding the earth.
00:10Those who still have faith in justice and honor, valor and goodness call out his name.
00:16The ultimate superhero, the only one who can save the world from extinction.
00:21If he can't do it, no one can.
00:25Oh, me?
00:30Oh, me?
01:00Captain Blue fights with every ounce of his being.
01:22He fights against the dark forces of evil.
01:24Or what is right.
01:26This is all that Blue has ever wanted.
01:29To do the right thing.
01:31Come on, Blue! You have to save the world!
01:34We can't do it without you!
01:37Joe, is this your idea of a date movie?
01:40I had a more romantic time eating popcorn in the lobby.
01:43Joe, honey, why don't you show me some off-screen action?
01:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Sylvia!
01:50Cut it out!
01:52I said cut it out!
01:54They don't show these old movies all the time, you know?
01:56I've been looking forward to this forever.
01:57Well, I've been looking forward to this for a long time, too.
02:00We haven't been out on a date in forever.
02:04Hey, hey, stop that.
02:06This is the best part.
02:08I have won.
02:14The dark side prevails.
02:17Now you'll see just how flimsy your sense of justice is, Captain Blue.
02:24And thus, Captain Blue was brought to his end.
02:38Goodbye, beautiful world.
02:41Nothing will ever be the same.
02:43Oh, man, I miss the most important part.
02:51Hey, I've seen this scene before.
02:54You know why?
02:55Because this flick hit the screens way back when we were still little babies.
02:58But that guy in the blue mask.
03:00I know I've seen him some...
03:03Whoa!
03:04The girl is mine and shall serve as the object of my revenge.
03:12Wow, that was all the real.
03:16What the heck?
03:17Hey, hey!
03:19What's going on?
03:20Let's pull up me!
03:22Don't do something!
03:23Well, what's happening?
03:37It's Six Machine.
03:41Hey, hey, hey, hey!
03:43Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
03:47Whoa!
04:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:16Whoa!
04:17Hey, wait a minute. Am I... Am I inside the movie?
04:27Correct, my young friend. I am Captain Blue. I am no longer able to fight because I have been defeated.
04:37You must take my place as the new action hero.
04:40That voice, it really is Captain Blue. Whoa! Hey, can I get your autograph?
04:48No, I am already gone. I beg of you to take up the torch of justice, young movie lover.
04:57Now go. The world is in danger. Your lady friend is waiting for you.
05:03Cool. A real V-Watch. I always wanted to try one on.
05:19My young Joe, it looks like you haven't awakened to your true powers as a hero.
05:26I'll show you how to be a real hero.
05:30Come and get me.
05:31Ah, your hero-ness has awakened.
05:35Now the V-Watch is responding to your hero instincts deep down inside.
05:41When the V-Watch starts to blow, say the word.
05:47Henshin!
05:52Henshin and go-go, baby!
05:54Henshin and go-go, baby!
06:05You want some?
06:07Well, come and get it.
06:09Henshin and go-go, baby.
06:11Henshin and go-go, baby.
06:16Henshin and go-go, baby.
06:18I can't wait.
06:20I can't wait.
06:21I can't wait.
06:22I can't wait.
06:22Joe, it's time for your next try. Hope you're warmed up, cause ready or not, here I come!
06:52Who dares to stand like this? Me, Captain, I've heard! This movie is already over!
06:59Captain Will's defeated, and we are notorious!
07:06Shows you what you know, Bat-Brain. In movies, there has to be a plot twist.
07:12That means things always go wrong once before you get to the happy ending. Hello?
07:17Now come on, let's get this over with.
07:21He is buff! What nonsense is this?
07:24Come Nightfall, the ritual of sacrifice will begin in your pathetic little world when...
07:29Poopsy Poopsy! Almost left the cat out of the flag there!
07:36In any case, this has nothing to do with the rip-rap right now.
07:40The only thing left for you is... perish!
07:46Alright! Let's get it on!
07:51Ha! Sorry to wake you up.
08:01You can sleep as much as you want now.
08:04Joe wanders into the world of the movies, and gallantly fights evil to rescue Sylvia.
08:11With the help of his superior strength, he is able to reign triumphant over the dastardly Batman, Charles III.
08:19Where could Sylvia be? Is she safe? Is she even alive?
08:24Intolerable anxiety tears at Joe's heart. What did they do to her?
08:30Hmm... What would be a good hero name?
08:34I never thought this would be so hard.
08:37Searching for Sylvia, Joe tries to track clues as to her whereabouts.
08:41Little did he know that the clues would only lead him to more problems.
08:46The next episode is...
08:48Some like it red hot!
08:50See you there!
08:52The next episode is...
08:54The next episode is...
08:57The next episode is called Program Threats.
09:02Joe, my young apprentice, this is your last trial.
09:15If you overcome this trial, you'll have acquired the last power.
09:21Now let's get this over with.
09:24Come and get me.
09:26Fished.
09:27Joe, I have nothing more to teach you.
09:31The beautiful moves and techniques that flourish from your heroic gut instincts.
09:38Exploit them for good deeds and save this world.
09:42The world is waiting for you.
09:45Joe, go now.
09:48May heroness be with you.
10:01Firelight.
10:12Firelight.
10:17Firelight.
10:20Oh man don't flatter yourself you're just another one of those old attractions in
10:50this movie land what wait a minute check tell me you knew this world was called
11:00movie land all right spit it out where you from
11:07I don't like you from the real world knew about our plans man
11:12it ain't gonna matter anyway after I'm finished with you you understand so much
11:16I'm here to avenge captain blue just call me I haven't come up with a good name
11:30yet
11:37you'll be lucky to get away with your life boy
11:41a man where's a scar as a metal not to say I couldn't win unhurt of course
11:48thus Joe overcame the frightful power of Hulk Davidson but on the blueprint that had fallen
11:55into his hands was outlined the most terrible of plans
12:01the shadow seeking to stretch their evil power to the ocean itself had planted a bomb in the
12:08underwater city of moon already water was starting to flood the city thousands of lives
12:13were at risk Joe had no choice but to abandon the search for Sylvia and race to rescue the
12:20innocence of moon this is horrible I can't even read this junk but more importantly a superhero needs a super ride
12:27Joe boards his trusty six machine and embarks on a mission to save the underwater city
12:34don't forget to see the next installment to
12:38the underwater city
12:40the water was starting to flood the city
12:41the water was starting to flood the city
12:42thousands of lives were at risk Joe had no choice but to abandon the search for Sylvia
12:45and race to rescue the innocence of moon
12:48Joe boards his trusty six machine and embarks on a mission to save the underwater city
12:54don't forget to see the next installment
12:56two million leagues under the sea
12:59till then ta-ta
13:10ready six machine?
13:12let's ride
13:18let's rock baby
13:27yeah
13:28uh
13:29all the time
13:30the chest has changed
13:32for a beautiful show
13:33BOOM!
13:34E.B.
13:37Disharmy.
13:38Oh!
13:40You're dead!
13:41A.B.
13:42A.B.
13:43T-Shop!
13:45YAAAAAAA-HOO!
13:48Disharmy!
13:50Disharmy!
13:55A.B.
13:58A.B.
14:00Hi, mate!
14:13I know you're the one who foiled my wonderful, uh, bomb blood, yeah.
14:21But, mate, you better not be thinking you can just hop on the, uh, the long submarine and go straight to our, uh...
14:30The hideouts!
14:32Wait, wait, wait, that sub goes to your hideout?
14:36No, never mind, okay?
14:40But, uh, you have to know, mate, we need that girl for our dastardly plan to escape...
14:49Movie Land!
14:52And rule the, the, you know, universe!
15:00What are you yapping about, Escape Movie Land?
15:08Ugh, what an idiot!
15:09Oi!
15:10You best shutout, mate!
15:12Otherwise, I'll chew your hindquarters like a big, stickle, thingy, uh, you know, the gun door!
15:22Gum! G-U-M! Gum!
15:24Gosh, do I have to spell it out on a chalkboard for ya?
15:27Yeah!
15:28So?
15:29Uh!
15:30I think...
15:31I'm gonna take a...
15:33Uh...
15:34I'm...
15:35Dude!
15:36You ought to watch your big mouth until you know you're gonna win!
15:48Although, heh, in your case, the big mouth isn't exactly your fault!
15:53Joe emerges triumphant after his first marine battle.
15:57The lives of the underwater residents have been saved!
16:01Suddenly, the submarine begins to move forward.
16:05Without a moment to spare, Joe leaps onto the submarine!
16:09Hey, wait up!
16:10Oh, come on!
16:11I wanna go too!
16:12Will this trail eventually lead to Sylvia?
16:15Will the ship become the next Noah's Ark for Joe?
16:18Or will he become the next bait for Moby Dick?
16:22To find out, don't miss the next installment of Beautiful Joe!
16:26The Beautiful Escape!
16:39Bring it on!
16:45Huh!
17:08Huh? That outfit looks just like mine. Hey, uh, are you a hero in this world, too?
17:25Whoa, whoa, hey, hey. What's your problem?
17:27All right, fine. Let's settle this. We don't need two heroes wearing red anyway.
17:32Whoever wins has to change into a yellow outfit.
17:36Heh heh heh. Okay?
18:06Condition red. Condition red. All crew evacuate immediately. Condition red.
18:12Yeah!
18:14The close contest with the mysterious opponent and his narrow escape of death from a sinking submarine has taught Joe a valuable lesson.
18:35But there are many more difficult trials that will present themselves to Joe.
18:41What hardships will he face? And does he have the strength to overcome?
18:45Will he find the hideout in time before the dark rituals take place?
18:51And who was the mysterious devil-like individual who appeared then disappeared like lightning?
19:02Find out in the next episode.
19:04The Midnight Thunderboy!
19:07The Midnight Thunderboy!
19:21Time to go to work, guys!
19:22Of course I don't know halfway, guys.
19:25COCKS
19:29He's survived because the ground.
19:30I see what the sights were to do, guys.
19:39This is a little bit severe.
19:41It's so corrupt.
19:44You won't see me, guys.
19:45Emergency, emergency. This train is totally out of control.
20:09Activate emergency brakes. Repeat, activate emergency brakes.
20:15It's a new car.
20:19This car is a new car.
20:27The car is a new car.
20:31The car is a new car.
20:36Ah, it's my friendly neighborhood Arch-Rival.
20:52But you're a little late.
20:54The ritual has begun.
20:56I know you.
20:57The name's Alistair.
20:58Nice punch back there, by the way.
21:00What's this about a ritual?
21:02I hope you guys aren't up to anything weird.
21:05Kids are watching this too, you know.
21:08Right.
21:08Well, since you'll die anyway, I guess I can reveal to you our evil plan.
21:13Ahem.
21:14For many years, we have fought against Captain Blue for control of the world of Movie Land.
21:18However, it has recently been brought to our attention that this world may in fact be fictional.
21:23If celluloids should become obsolete, we too will be destined to lie forever on the cutting room floor of history.
21:28In order to counter this threat, we have made a bold plan to break through the silver screen and take over the world beyond Hollywood.
21:36Sheesh.
21:37I hate it when they have all these sub-parts.
21:39The key to our success lies in the DNA of the Creator.
21:42As long as we have that DNA in our possession, we'll be able to come and go at will in the world of humans.
21:48Which is why we need the girl.
21:50The girl?
21:51You mean Sylvia?
21:53Well, that seems to be the general idea.
21:55But hey, I don't give a rip about all that.
21:57The only thing I'm interested in is testing my own strength.
22:00You've been making waves in our world.
22:02But you should realize you're just a sidekick.
22:05Let's see who's the strongest once and for all.
22:09Yes, go for it!
22:20Boy, you...
22:22You were pretty strong.
22:25And that move...
22:27The one you did back there?
22:28Beautiful!
22:40Tell me...
22:42What do they call you?
22:44Beautiful?
22:45Hmm, well, yeah, that works.
22:49I'm Joe.
22:51Beautiful Joe.
22:53Beautiful Joe.
22:56How fitting.
22:57The warrior Alistair was dead.
23:19Joe felt that he had lost an old friend.
23:21And his heart was heavy with conflicting emotions.
23:24But Joe is unstoppable.
23:29He bravely hurls himself into the mystery of the creator's DNA in order to save the lovely Sylvia.
23:36Thus, he faces the most agonizing battle any superhero could ever be forced to encounter.
23:42Yikes!
23:43They completely forgot about Sylvia!
23:45The grueling attacks of the evil forces know no end.
23:50Appearing before his battered body, the most imposing of the shadow shows no mercy.
23:56Don't forget to catch Joe and company next time in The Magnificent Five!
24:03Is this it?
24:05Am I done for?
24:06You're kidding, right?
24:08Oh, come on!
24:09No!
24:10Come on!
24:12Help a brother out, huh?
24:14All right, let's go kick some!
24:33Well, something doesn't feel right.
24:38Joe!
24:38Uh, hey, Sylvia, I was looking for you.
24:51What are you doing there, anyway?
24:53Yeah, right.
24:54I've been watching you all along from here.
24:56You were so busy showing off, you hardly even thought about me.
25:00Hey, that's not true.
25:02Oh!
25:02Oh!
25:08So you're the one who's been knocking down shadow members like dominoes.
25:13Ha, ha, ha, the final battle.
25:16Okay, this is where I defeat you and get to go home with Sylvia as my reward, right?
25:21Right?
25:22You may as well give up, because I am going to foil all of your grand plans.
25:27My hero.
25:29The bad, huh?
25:30Even if you offered me the whole world, the real world doesn't need a sweaty flame blower like you.
25:56The world's hot enough with me and him.
26:00Well, well.
26:02That's a pity.
26:04We only just met it already.
26:06It's time for you to say goodbye.
26:09When I'm done with you, there won't even be ashes left.
26:13You, are you saying you're too hot to handle?
26:18Try me.
26:19You are hotter.
26:26Sylvia!
26:38Joe!
26:46Joe has finally succeeded in foiling the evil Jado's plot.
26:50Peace will return to Movieland.
26:53But a question still remains in Joe's mind.
26:57How were the evil ones permitted to get as far as they lead?
27:02What was their motivation?
27:04And how would he know that it would not happen again?
27:09You're the one from the beginning part.
27:33No matter what, I shall remove the real.
27:39I will show you how weak and inconsequential you are.
27:46No!
27:48Help!
27:51Sylvia!
27:55Come on, Six Machine!
27:57Come on, Six Machine!
28:27I'll see you next time!
28:42So you guys are in your next stop!
28:45Joe!
28:46I'm concerned about you.
28:50Hope you all have to assist.
28:55How? Why?
29:00Right again, little one.
29:03I am Blue, the creator of this land, the lord of this world.
29:10Oh, how trivial, how inconsequential do heroes look from where I stand.
29:19Hey, what is this?
29:21Captain Blue, enemy of evil, guardian of the world, the guy who gave us the courage to...
29:29Why, Captain Blue?
29:31Guardian of the world?
29:34What does that mean?
29:37No matter how many villains I knock down, this world will not last.
29:43No, I'm going out to the real world, where my powers will mean something.
29:48I'll rule the entire Earth, and then I can exact revenge on you people who confine us to this fleeting, transient world of movies.
30:00Humans who just create things and then throw them away when they're bored and done with them.
30:06Just like so much tissue paper.
30:09What are you going to do to Sylvia?
30:13You still don't get it, do you?
30:19I am the creator. I made this film and everything in it.
30:25Sylvia, I am your father, Sylvia.
30:35That's not true. Mama told me my daddy died.
30:39Sylvia, deep down you should know the truth by now.
30:45The same blood courses through our veins.
30:49In a way, it is true that your father has died.
30:53In his place stands the master of the world.
30:56The all-powerful controller of light and dark.
31:00Me, King Blue!
31:15Now give up your futile resistance.
31:21Your life will give me the fresh energy I need to break into the real world.
31:29Captain, uh, King Blue, you used to be cool.
31:39Now, you're nothing but a loser.
31:41I'm gonna show you what it means to be a true hero.
31:45Go ahead. I will stab your foolishly ideals in half.
31:50Come on, Six Machine!
32:00My hero.
32:02under- eventual closer, to Kill War.
32:25Yeah! Woo!
32:27Oh, my God.
33:27Thank you, Joe. Thank you for stopping me.
33:3820 years ago, I was hailed as the most revolutionary movie maker of my time.
33:44But it was just a fad, and I was soon forgotten.
33:48All I ever wanted to do was to create heroes.
33:52True heroes the world needed.
33:54And as if to answer my prayers, I was sucked into one of my fears.
34:00And I was given the opportunity to live the life of a hero.
34:04I lost touch with reality.
34:07I forgot about my wife and daughter.
34:10I was too busy living out my fantasies.
34:12But little by little, the sound of evil had begun to spark in my heart.
34:19Desire for revenge against the people who had betrayed me flared up and...
34:24Daddy?
34:28Forgive me, Sylvia.
34:31I was wrong.
34:33Daddy, don't be silly.
34:35You could have abandoned your ideals and ended up disillusioned and hollow like an empty shell.
34:40Oh, at least you followed your dream.
34:43I thought it was a great movie.
34:46Just think of all the fans waiting for your next production.
34:49You can't disappoint them.
34:52Oh, Sylvia.
34:59Look, Flu.
35:00Everybody loves a happy ending.
35:08Wait a minute.
35:09Wasn't I supposed to be the main character here?
35:13Ah, yes.
35:15But there's more to this story.
35:18Okay.
35:18Warning, warning.
35:22Large numbers of UFO troops detected closing into Earth.
35:26Motivation.
35:27World domination.
35:28Whistle fired.
35:29Sixty seconds to impact.
35:31Oh, uh-oh.
35:33That doesn't sound good.
35:35What did you do, Captain?
35:37Like I said, there's more to this story.
35:41There's two more times when Earth will be in danger.
35:44And each time a hero must stand up to defend it.
35:49Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, what did you say?
35:52Did you say two more times?
35:55That's right.
35:57But I'm the director, so trust me on this one, will you?
36:00Although I admit there was a slight change in the plot.
36:05But it doesn't matter now.
36:07The world has a new young hero called Beautiful Joe to protect them.
36:12Show them again how a hero is supposed to be.
36:16I guess you're right.
36:19Well, and I guess I should be going now.
36:22Wait for me.
36:24Daddy, I'm going too.
36:27What?
36:28Are you out of your mind?
36:29Look at it this way.
36:31Ever since coming to this world, I haven't done anything.
36:34Come on, there might be a hero in me too, you know.
36:37So, Daddy, can I have a V-Watch, please?
36:42You can do this, right?
36:44You're the big director.
36:46Well, uh...
36:48Hmm.
36:49Looks like the party's about to begin any minute now.
36:59But you know, in the movies...
37:02There always has to be a plot twist.
37:05That means that things always go wrong once before you get to the happy ending.
37:10Isn't that right, Joe?
37:11Ha!
37:12And that's my girl.
37:14This is where the story really starts getting interesting.
37:17Come on, partner.
37:18Leave this to...
37:20Beautiful Joe and Sylvia!
37:42Take care.
38:09Bye.
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