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EastEnders 2nd March 2026
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00:04Oh, here you are, darling. Thanks.
00:09Johnny? Johnny, what's going on? What are you doing?
00:13You're feeling a bit rough, darling.
00:15Well, that's long. You will.
00:16Go over.
00:19Two circles, two fingers.
00:21Thank you. You can go now.
00:23Thanks, mate.
00:24Come on in. I'll do your breakfast.
00:26No, no, no. I'm looking for you today, OK?
00:28I've got to find a meeting with Tim.
00:30Excuse me.
00:33Thank you, because, mate.
00:38What was all that about?
00:40Why did you ask him if he's still feeling rough?
00:44He was in Harry's barn.
00:46Junk.
00:46And throwing up.
00:48Just let him sign the papers with Tim and let me get all right, Johnny.
00:51What are you not telling me?
00:53Nothing. If we just dance...
00:55I know that place.
00:57Why is Johnny getting so drunk?
01:02Listen, let me chill.
01:06Oh, yes. Two slices, please, Phil.
01:09Yeah, well, you know what a pattern is, don't you?
01:11I thought you were missing being a carer.
01:14So, I was thinking, you know, I could go in this morning.
01:16You could go in this afternoon and take this back from our first radiotherapy.
01:19They're Nigel's.
01:20Well, if you ain't making me any bacon, I'll have these.
01:24See the bits.
01:28Oh, from today.
01:32Great.
01:34Okay.
01:36Uh, there's a place available.
01:39That was the care home.
01:41As soon as the hospital says Nigel can be discharged.
01:45That sounds fun, Dad.
01:48Hey, I'll be getting this shit with a bottle of rum.
01:52That's...
01:52Maybe that is enough.
01:54And then you press that.
01:56Yeah.
01:58Man, the trouble we got into, eh?
02:02Oh, is he meant to move on?
02:04Oh, it's okay.
02:05Look at him.
02:05He's happy.
02:09I know that I said it was spooky.
02:12But he's homeless spooky.
02:14He's not stupid.
02:15He knows his life.
02:18John?
02:20Did someone invite you?
02:22Oh, he's gone.
02:24I'm Sophie Truman.
02:26I think it's Anthony's fiend.
02:33I'm just saying.
02:35After Dad's little argument.
02:37Mom, you locked the police down.
02:38And everyone's talking about it.
02:40Look, people get stressed at times.
02:42They're probably losing it.
02:43How are they going to take him away?
02:44No one is losing it.
02:45Okay?
02:47Look, he's been there for you.
02:48He's been there for all of us.
02:50Now is our time to be there for him.
02:56Do you want a tea?
02:57No, it's fine.
02:58I could really take you away.
03:01Yes.
03:02Let's just ride away.
03:03Well, there don't need to be.
03:04Okay?
03:05I'm with you.
03:06Dad, you've always told me that if I'm finding things hard,
03:09then I just need to go.
03:10If I was finding things hard, I would do.
03:14See you later.
03:15Dad.
03:16Daddy.
03:21I mean, I'm not saying I thought I was actually going to die,
03:25you know, as such.
03:27But, you know,
03:28when your life is flashing before
03:30and you've clenched in the pharmacy oil
03:32in front of all the salative products and bunion cream,
03:35I mean, it's not exactly how I'd planned to go.
03:38Yeah.
03:39I'll tell you what.
03:40I've gone right off him.
03:41Muscles or no muscles.
03:43I sounded crazy.
03:46There you are.
03:46Do you want any sources?
03:48Oh.
03:49Oh, paracetamol.
03:51Have you got a run, Steve?
03:52I don't know.
04:01Feel any better?
04:05Last line.
04:05Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:07Send the clogs.
04:08Really?
04:09Don't look like this.
04:10No, I've got it.
04:11There's me.
04:12Probably Tim.
04:13Yeah.
04:13Last of the paperwork.
04:15Get the license in there.
04:16Why don't you send it over?
04:18Only take five minutes.
04:19Just two little sicknesses.
04:23I still don't understand how you've got to delete that video.
04:27You know, lawyers,
04:29why did you?
04:31I want a man of our lives.
04:33Forget them.
04:40With that,
04:41he couldn't think of any other way
04:43to keep Callum out of prison.
04:47I should have stopped it, all of it.
04:49I feel it'll make you feel worse than I already did.
04:51I knew.
04:52Mum, I knew.
04:54Not about the sleeping with Tim bit,
04:56but the set-up.
04:57I knew that Tim was
04:59planning on testing Callum in some way.
05:02You want me to have a shower?
05:03Still sticks.
05:04You still here?
05:05I'll pay for that room, do you know what I mean?
05:07There's a bad smell coming out of the en suite.
05:08Yeah, well, the whole of Peacock Palace
05:10has got a bad smell at the moment,
05:11so as soon as you pack your bags...
05:14I'm sorry, I've just got some stuff going on.
05:17What's the stuff?
05:18I'll chase the funnel.
05:19Stuff for Bernie or stuff like him.
05:21And then we'll sort your room out, all right.
05:24Tell her.
05:28I just didn't want Johnny getting hurt.
05:32I wanted to show him that
05:34Callum would take risks for Ben
05:36that he wouldn't take for him.
05:37And you don't just let Sleaze back?
05:38No, no, look, I didn't know what Tim was planning,
05:40and I didn't think that Ian and Cathy
05:42would get dragged into it.
05:43Well, Ian can cry for himself.
05:44I didn't think there'd be CCTV and...
05:46I didn't think at all, did you, darling?
05:49No, I didn't.
05:50I don't think.
05:54It's going to come out somehow, isn't it?
05:58So it's better that he hears it from me.
06:00It's not going to come out at all,
06:01no, he's got any idea.
06:02Oh, and you trust him, do you,
06:03after what he just did?
06:04And they're seeing each other later.
06:06What if he tells Johnny that I...
06:07It will break it.
06:08And what happened last time
06:09I tried to keep secrets?
06:12But right now I'm sober.
06:15Honesty is a big part of my recovery.
06:17I just can't take risks.
06:26Patrick.
06:26Yeah, Mark.
06:36Patrick.
06:40Oh, just a minute.
06:43Well, you can't see you busy.
06:44It's from Sophie.
06:45Yeah, just be a few of these things.
06:48You know, do you want me to...
06:49No, let him open it.
06:55Patrick.
06:56Patrick, you are not talking to your son.
07:00Look, I think it's good that the chatty is helping, yeah?
07:03But you just might...
07:05Let me talk now, man.
07:07Sorry, sir.
07:07Patrick, you're not talking to Anthony.
07:09You're just talking to a computer.
07:10Maybe we should just...
07:13Let me talk about the cricket now.
07:15Yeah.
07:20So, you still think this thing is harmless?
07:26I'm watching you.
07:28Good.
07:29I'm doing the job.
07:30That's what I'm doing.
07:31I'm watching you.
07:32I'm seeing you as you look for them.
07:34We'll get you out of here.
07:35Yeah, we'll get you.
07:36It's the girl.
07:37Tell her to shut up.
07:38No, sir, we talked about this.
07:39Maybe not now.
07:40Yes, no.
07:41Tell her to shut up.
07:42I can't, please.
07:44Take me home.
07:47Have you got a moment?
07:48I want to go home.
07:49Just give us a couple of minutes here, won't you?
07:56Just stay here.
08:03He's looking like he's got a bit more life to him.
08:06He's been very ill.
08:09He's pretty much recovered from the pneumonia, ready to be discharged.
08:12Yes, sir.
08:13That's a good thing.
08:14What?
08:16Like I said, he's been very ill.
08:19Something like this could happen again, and each time the body's a little weaker.
08:24You mind her in the first place?
08:26This isn't about blame.
08:27And I'm not saying he's near the end.
08:31But it'd be good for you to have a think.
08:33If he did get this ill again, what would Nigel have wanted?
08:38We may not always be giving him quality of life.
08:41If his heart was to stop, what do you want us to try and restart it?
09:02She told you that's me.
09:05Johnny, please, look, just sit down.
09:08I want to talk.
09:13Oh, that's why you're in here, isn't it?
09:21I am so...
09:23I'm so sorry.
09:24I'm afraid I've said everything to come.
09:25What?
09:26I mean, what?
09:27Callum...
09:28A minute.
09:28A minute, Mum.
09:29Okay, if you've told them anything.
09:30I could have stopped.
09:32Please, dear.
09:33But I didn't.
09:38I am fine.
09:39I'm terrified, my pharmacist.
09:41You locked it in everyone inside.
09:43It's all anyone on the screen is talking about.
09:44You ought to be back to the bench tomorrow.
09:46That's not serious, Ravi.
09:47If you're cracking...
09:48I've just told you.
09:49Look, maybe we shouldn't do this anymore.
09:52Oh, wow.
09:52If I knew all it'd take would have been to kick off an epoxy chemist.
09:55Yeah, we need to get you medically assessed.
09:57Prove that you're unfit to work.
09:59No!
10:00You're not well, Ravi.
10:02This is Denise, ain't it?
10:03What's she got in your head?
10:04Just because she went off to a mental hospital.
10:05Don't make her some kind of specialist.
10:07You've got nothing to do with Denise or her mental health.
10:10Good.
10:10Then I'm fine.
10:11I'm not ill.
10:12I know the arrangement can continue.
10:14Okay?
10:16Good.
10:18Because I need you to keep your eyes open and your head down.
10:21Because there's going to be a sting.
10:23All right.
10:24Are you ready?
10:24Yeah.
10:25I'll do the dealers tomorrow.
10:27They're doing a pickup and then going off on their little journeys.
10:30We're going to arrest every single one of them.
10:32Father, and you said you were still building a picture, but...
10:35Yeah.
10:36After what you told me, the big boys have gone quiet.
10:39Which means they think we're onto them.
10:42So, we're going to shake things up?
10:45We're going to go out and arrest a bit upon life.
10:47Pull them away.
10:49That way, the big boys will think that's what we're after.
10:52So, I'm off their game.
10:54Yeah.
10:54Good.
10:54Jack.
10:55I don't know.
10:55And you...
10:56You are going to keep out of it.
10:58All right?
10:59Even if they contact her, you make an excuse.
11:01But you stay away.
11:08No, Mum.
11:09They could have ended up in prison.
11:11I know.
11:11Ian, Kathy, Callum, all of them.
11:14You could have lost his job.
11:15I didn't know he'd go that far.
11:16Just because you cannot keep your nose out of my relationship.
11:20I didn't want you getting hurt.
11:21Ended up in his bed, Mum.
11:22I didn't know you were going to do that, did I?
11:24Look, if I had a problem with Callum, I would ask him.
11:27Okay?
11:27If I didn't trust him, I would just talk to him.
11:29Because that is how normal relationships work.
11:31He just hurt me.
11:33Always seeing you of your second best.
11:34I was all about you.
11:36Can you just for once let something be about somebody else?
11:40I...
11:40Ben, I was.
11:41Me and Callum, yeah, it's complicated.
11:43Okay?
11:43He was married.
11:44It was his first gay relationship.
11:46He has a daughter, who is a mother.
11:48He's dead.
11:49Okay?
11:49And he has to look after her.
11:51All on his own.
11:52So if Ben is still part of his life, he's less of a...
11:54It's more than that, you know.
11:55No, no, I don't know it.
11:57And this is not your relationship.
11:58Look, Tim tested him and Callum's late.
12:00He was protecting Lexi.
12:01Mum, not now.
12:03Sorry, darling.
12:04She knew something was...
12:04Just couldn't read it.
12:05Look, you knew something was going on.
12:07And you said nothing.
12:09No, no, no, no.
12:11Worrying, Mum, is asking are you all right?
12:14Okay?
12:15It's saying, do you want a cup of tea?
12:17Worrying is knowing when to be there.
12:19And when to listen.
12:20When to someone else talk.
12:21Okay?
12:22Worrying is not cheering.
12:23I've got my business partner to send you out for my boyfriend.
12:26They're getting him.
12:27Half of my neighbors arrested.
12:29Is that what you both care about most?
12:31What really upsets you is Ian Beale behind bars.
12:34I said not now.
12:36Shouldn't you be focused on Tim?
12:38The man who sexually assaulted your son.
12:48It's nice where you're going.
12:50In to have him feel seen it.
12:52Five minutes.
12:53That's how I took my eye book for five minutes.
12:54It's got a lovely garden and what looks like a cherry tree.
12:58That'll be beautiful, that, in the spring.
13:01Eh?
13:02Might even get some cherries on it.
13:04We love cherries, don't we?
13:06Something to look forward to, won't we?
13:08Did you even hear what I told you, sir?
13:10Yes, that bath incident could have happened to anyone.
13:14Phil, stand in there, feeling guilty and feeling sorry for yourself.
13:17I want to go home.
13:19We'll come and visit you every day.
13:20Are you trying to keep us away?
13:23We can go for a pint.
13:26Here, mate, we'll.
13:28We'll smog you one in here.
13:33I want to see Debbie.
13:36See Claire.
13:40No.
13:41I want to see Claire!
13:46Talk to me, John.
13:47What's the point?
13:48The point is...
13:49He didn't...
13:50Just hang out of this.
13:51That's not what she's saying, is it?
13:52It was your decision.
13:54What was this all done?
13:55Did he let his boyfriend go to prison?
13:56Yeah, why was that even a prospect, Mum?
13:58Look, whatever I did, whatever mistakes I made...
14:00I'm not talking about this.
14:03I took advantage of it all to force you to have sex with him.
14:07And that is not your decision.
14:09Did Dad?
14:09I do know what sexual assault is.
14:11Sure.
14:12And this is not the same.
14:14And you buried it all, too.
14:15Pretending none of it has ever happened.
14:17Obviously, Mum.
14:18Once again, this is not about you.
14:20You made a choice.
14:21Jane, are you?
14:22A bad one, maybe.
14:24But it was still a choice.
14:25Seriously, what do you mean for any of this?
14:26Well, she's making out like he forced you.
14:28Why was he in a bar in the middle of the day?
14:29You were so drunk last night.
14:31You couldn't walk this morning.
14:32Okay, no.
14:32I'm getting enough investment to see me for another two years, okay?
14:35And then it's leaving us a lot.
14:37And that makes you feel better, does it?
14:39Well, that's what I have to do.
14:42In fact, for you, it's not true.
14:51My dad jock, you must have fallen asleep.
14:55I tell you, if I didn't promise you, Landy, that I was...
14:59Hats!
15:00Hang on just a minute, sir.
15:03Today is your lucky day.
15:06You have won a date with Wolfe's most eligible bachelorette.
15:10I've got plans.
15:11Plans?
15:12Please.
15:12I'm thinking that we can, you know, have a bit of fresh air.
15:15Yeah, yeah, when I say, woman, I've got plans.
15:19Yes?
15:19Come on, what kind of place do you have right there?
15:21Huh?
15:22You need to be dead.
15:24Yeah.
15:24Lunch?
15:26Yeah, we could make a trip to the lake.
15:29I'm not just a bit.
15:31Well, you know, the pub, the place where you...
15:36You know, you used to have a lot of fun there, you know.
15:41Yeah.
15:49Sorry, are you, uh, you're going to call Claire?
15:52Yeah.
15:52Two teams, please.
15:54No, if he wants to say his number.
15:56He doesn't know what he wants to say.
15:58Well, it's not like he's never said a name before.
16:01How's he doing?
16:02Yeah, he's fine.
16:03I've got my place and a nice car.
16:05He's not doing fine, though, is he?
16:07No, no, we don't know how long he's gone.
16:09I'm so sorry.
16:10You're not even in contact.
16:13He said he wants to say that.
16:14Well, no, it just says a lot of things, doesn't it?
16:16We'll just forget that, too.
16:17He's not even colder, and he still could, is he?
16:21Well, you think he's been through enough, then?
16:51Well, he just stood me up for a fact.
16:53He's a dead person.
16:56Denzel got him this way, and Patrick can speak to Anthony,
17:00and Anthony can talk to him back.
17:03That's when I walk into your son's brain to get that.
17:06I think it's Patrick's in the parcel.
17:08Why, he still has to open the parcel?
17:10I'm sure Denzel didn't have the clue.
17:12Oh, no, look, it's real things from his real son.
17:17I'm not saying it's a walk in the park with a card on,
17:20but how is he supposed to move on if he's talking to people?
17:22Well, that's not fair.
17:23Oh, that wouldn't.
17:24Now, listen, I've sorted it.
17:27Patrick doesn't know, but it's sorted.
17:38You've got a nerve.
17:39Linda, always such a pleasure.
17:42Haven't you heard of the post?
17:43I mean, if there's paperwork to sign.
17:45So it's got to get your steps, I don't think.
17:47Well, why don't you let me have that, and then you can go and get some more in.
17:51I didn't really think I'd hate him if he used that seriously the other day, did you?
17:54Do you want me to slap that smug little grin off your face?
17:57Charming.
17:58I grew up on the gutter.
17:59Don't push me.
18:01No, I'm sorry, darling.
18:02It's a bit late to cry.
18:03You'll spoil that mascara.
18:05Do you?
18:06Really?
18:07Because you've got a bit of a habit of changing that mind.
18:09You've got 30 seconds.
18:10Mum?
18:11Good sleep.
18:13Don't do it.
18:14I'm so sorry, darling.
18:15You've looked better out of it.
18:16You'll disgust me.
18:17Haven't you done enough?
18:18She told you.
18:19He's my son.
18:20All right, we talk.
18:22Mum, he's a naughty little game.
18:23Scone.
18:24Mum.
18:25So now you've got nothing over me.
18:26Oh, and did she tell you about how the other day she accosted me on the street like some
18:30other fish, right?
18:32I'm sure she did.
18:33You've got her son.
18:34I didn't accost him.
18:36He's just about to make fun of this.
18:38I just, I just said that we should give you both some space.
18:40Let's set a simple thing, shall we?
18:41Does anyone need to give anyone some space, Mum?
18:43Signing on the line, I want some champagne.
18:45I cannot believe it.
18:46We are still doing this.
18:47We're on your side.
18:48Side is all right.
18:49Final side, Linda.
18:51Just leave it.
18:52No.
18:55Charlie.
19:02What's that, Mum?
19:04Look, we'll sort the bathroom, but fix the shower.
19:06What's all that about all that?
19:07What's all that about?
19:08It's nothing to do with Alisa.
19:10It's nothing to do with you.
19:13It's a joke right now.
19:14It's a joke.
19:15It's clearly upset you, isn't it?
19:16It's an upset.
19:20I just think we can talk about things, you know, just share stuff.
19:28I don't believe Johnny was made without anything to have said.
19:31I don't think I've done anything.
19:42Oh, he just went in the bathroom to walk here, find my phone.
19:49I mean, I'm sure it would turn up.
19:51Well, don't just stand there, woman.
19:53Help me, no man.
20:01Hey, you found us all right?
20:03No.
20:04Huh?
20:04I took it.
20:06You what?
20:07A digital detox.
20:10You don't understand, do you, woman?
20:13Huh?
20:14No, but Patrick, please.
20:15You need to have a break from it.
20:17You've been on the phone all day.
20:19You damn fool, man.
20:21And don't you ever, ever treat me like a child again, hear me?
20:27No, but Patrick.
20:33He's won.
20:34He's got what he wants.
20:36Why don't you just let me out?
20:38Look what happened last time you helped.
20:39Look, I'm handling it.
20:41Yeah, looks like it.
20:44Look, whatever's happened right, me and you, I still care about you.
20:47I'm always going to care about you.
20:49I've got them together.
20:52You've got stuff going on.
20:53Yeah, but it's not about any, though, is it?
20:56I don't know, I used to be in a support group, didn't you?
21:00Well, it's always today.
21:03That's what I'm saying.
21:03If this is interfering with your recovery.
21:05What can you do anyway?
21:07Like, what can anyone do?
21:10Jim's the one holding all the cards.
21:13I'm like that.
21:14I destroy everything.
21:15I just went away from my family.
21:23Oh, I've got the rest of this mess.
21:25I don't think you did.
21:27Oh, and you're both man who's next to left in your living?
21:28Yeah?
21:30Oh, sorry.
21:31Oh, no, I'm scared.
21:33Don't be a little.
21:34We all just want to see you okay, don't we?
21:36Yeah.
21:38Look, we're going down the camp.
21:40How do these meds need to be washed down with the dining room?
21:42Oh, right.
21:44I'll see you there.
21:45See?
21:46Come on, Avani's joining us.
21:47It's only time.
21:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:49Just two minutes.
21:50Then we'll eat all the donuts.
21:52Okay?
21:53Yeah?
21:54Cheers.
22:01Well, you're not going to kidnap me, are you?
22:03I'll make me hand over all my cough syrup.
22:05Come here.
22:07Seriously, sir, are you, um...
22:09You are, after last week?
22:11Yeah.
22:12Good, because we all have bad days.
22:15We'll have much of those here, man.
22:17It ain't a zoo.
22:19Yeah, and I'm not here to get the end of this.
22:22Do you think he's still shaking behind that counter?
22:25I don't like bullies.
22:27Poor man, he can barely operate a till.
22:31In fact, I think it's given me a little change.
22:34I think he's got something he can take for that, hasn't he?
22:39Bye-bye.
22:45You know those dating notes?
22:46You've got to smoke, right?
22:48It's the big boys.
22:49Check and see if I found out who's thrown him under the fire shit.
22:51It's the only way to go.
22:53No.
22:54My baby-maker's running right now, so I'll give them something soon.
22:57You're on that drop-off tomorrow.
23:00I'll drop them off.
23:02Maybe they're virgin.
23:04Yeah.
23:04What do you?
23:06Look, just chill with the family.
23:08Stay away from pharmacies.
23:10Keep checking your phone.
23:11Just in case I need you off the bench.
23:15Can we just say...
23:16I've deleted all the CCTV.
23:19Now you want me to give you all my money and walk away?
23:22Yeah.
23:22That was our arrangement.
23:24Ooh.
23:25Arrangement?
23:26You're breaking my heart here, Johnny.
23:28Just sign the paperwork.
23:29It'll only be five minutes.
23:31Just two little signatures.
23:32You really have a problem, don't you?
23:35Us being in bed together.
23:36This is this is.
23:37So why are you doing me in the office?
23:38Me paying for your little love now.
23:43I mean, I thought I are, you know, period.
23:47Oh, couldn't take the paste.
23:49There are physical ones.
23:51Now for what you did to me.
23:52Callum, Callum.
23:52I know what I'm doing.
23:54I'm doing the paste.
23:59You're fine.
24:01You know, I've been thinking again about my investment.
24:03At least.
24:05Your heritage with a mother just embarrassed me in the middle of the street for the second time in a
24:09week.
24:09Okay.
24:10I'm very sorry.
24:10No, I've deleted all the videos of your naughty little boyfriend.
24:15That's my investment.
24:16Well, I've already got my return.
24:19I'm paying a penny and I want to sell it.
24:26Yes, I may copy.
24:28Queen Victoria, Papa, Apple Square.
24:31Pretend, yes.
24:33Okay, thanks.
24:45They think it's weird, you know?
24:47Yeah.
24:48They think I ain't right.
24:52You guys will keep telling them.
24:54But it's just that they just don't get it.
25:01I know you do, son.
25:06I ain't stupid.
25:08I know it ain't real.
25:12But it's the only thing that helps.
25:15To walk into you.
25:28Taxi for Tim.
25:31You're ready.
25:34All right.
25:42I know you do, son.
25:44I know you do, son.
25:45I know you do, son.
25:47I know you do, son.
25:47I know you do, son.
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