00:00I have had an extremely stressful day, and I'm not proud of what I'm about to say, but someone give
00:05me a cigarette.
00:07Now!
00:09But, Mom, we don't smoke.
00:12Cut the crap, Eric! I am a nurse.
00:14I know that one in five teenagers smoke. One, two, three, four, five.
00:19Now, I'm going to close my eyes, and when I open them, there had better be a cigarette between these
00:25two fingers.
00:26Come on, people! Hop two!
00:32Light!
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