00:00Who's the guy in the closet?
00:01Excuse me?
00:02Oh, that's right. Sometimes you forget I'm a detective.
00:05See, there's all this steam in the shower like somebody was just in there.
00:08All your hair's dry, so it must be somebody else we're talking about.
00:12Tomorrow's somebody, because the toilet seat's up.
00:14Since he's not under the bed, I figured you must have stuck him in the closet
00:16when you heard my key hit the lock a day early.
00:18Who's the guy in the closet?
00:20Jesus Christ, nothing changes.
00:22Girl, tell me who it is.
00:24You want me to open the closet, Joe? I'll do it, okay?
00:27And then we'll both know that you're a fucking psycho!
00:29Is that what you want, huh?
00:31No.
00:33The door stays shut.
00:34What I'm gonna do is count to three,
00:37and then I'm gonna put a bullet in that door.
00:39Oh, Jesus.
00:40You can stop me anytime by telling the truth.
00:43One.
00:44Call your shriek, Joe!
00:45Call him and tell him that you're fucking losing it!
00:48The truth is a beautiful thing.
00:49Two.
00:50How dare you come into this house and bully the truth!
00:53No!
00:53Jesus.
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