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00:00Hey, buddy. It's just you and me tonight.
00:03Sounds good. I'll be right down.
00:05All right.
00:07I knew it! What are you hiding?
00:09Don't lie to me!
00:10Fine. I'm trying to send a message to a girl on Facebook, but she's so out of my league.
00:15Oh, yeah. She's cute.
00:17I've been sitting here forever, and I can't think of anything to say.
00:19Well, you are in luck. If anyone knows the art of wooing the fair of s**t, this guy.
00:24Hey.
00:25Wait!
00:25Send.
00:26Why would you type that? Now she knows I'm thinking about her.
00:30Smiley face.
00:31Oh, my God. Stop now. We can only screw it up from here.
00:34Please. You're in the hands of the master. I think I know how to pick up a 14-year-old girl for you.
00:39What's the haps tonight?
00:43Boop!
00:44What's the haps tonight? Nobody says that.
00:48Going to the mall. Want to meet?
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