00:00Did you know there's an open can of sardines out here on your stoop?
00:02I did. I left it for this cute little aliquette I saw.
00:06Janine.
00:06I haven't seen him in a while, though, so keep putting the food out, keeps getting eaten.
00:10You better not have scared him off.
00:12No. Cats like me. They don't care that I'm allergic.
00:15They like making me look like Will Smith and Hitch.
00:22Hey!
00:24What the hell are you doing?
00:25You're the one that's been eating these cans? My girlfriend thinks you're a cat.
00:27I don't know. I'm a man, man.
00:31I'll be riding that bus over there.
00:33What happened was, I was passing by, I seen a can of sardines, and I'm like, what? Free snacks?
00:37Hey, yeah.
00:38So I've been bussing them down ever since.
00:40Actually, bro, can you ask her? Like, leave me a little bit of, like, bread, maybe some mustard.
00:44I'll make a little sandwich, you know what I'm saying?
00:46Down on my bus.
00:50Don't forget, mustard, all right?
00:54Oh, you saw the cat.
00:55Yeah. He said leave mustard next time.
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