00:00I'm no ladies' man, I know that, Johnny. I never got girls and I was a kid in show business either, you know?
00:04One girl told me, come on over, there's nobody home. I went over, there was nobody home.
00:11And this girl was no bargain either, she was fat.
00:14Fat, huh?
00:14No, fat.
00:17How fat? When she wears high heels, she strikes oil, okay?
00:23Fat, huh?
00:23Good girl.
00:24I met her at the Macy's parade, she was wearing ropes.
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