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00:10My name is Diane Welch, congresswoman for the district of Glendale. I don't think America can
00:18afford any more corporate influence in Washington. War never changes. I know what you're planning to
00:26do, Barb. Poor Janie. Wouldn't you? There are worse people out there than me, Coop. We've definitely
00:35got to sell it. We'll give it to a good person. Stop them! Press the button, it's the only way.
00:52It's just you and me now, Betts. The water crisis in 33 is getting worse.
01:03There's a keepsake box that Hank brought with him to Vault 31. It's locked. But if you bring me that
01:10box, I'll consider giving you access to our water. Forced evolutionary virus.
01:33Okay.
01:45Hey!
01:53Have you seen Woody? No, huh? Hey, what about Woody?
02:24They're coming! They're coming!
02:27They're coming! Go!
02:35No!
02:39No!
02:51No!
02:57No!
02:58No!
03:08Sorry, I'm nervous.
03:09Jesus!
03:10Halt!
03:11Back to the internment camp, Osers.
03:14Turn around and start walking or I will shoot.
03:18What the fuck?!
03:37What the fuck?!
04:12Oh, baby, it's okay.
04:14Oh, it's okay, baby.
04:16You just go south.
04:18You cross that border, and you keep going south.
04:22You get somewhere warm.
04:24I know I raised you, Catherine.
04:27You forget all that, okay?
04:28You forget everything those people ever said.
04:30You're coming with me.
04:32It's too late from the love.
04:36There's a flood coming.
04:39And you keep your head above that water any way you can.
04:43And you get south of that border,
04:44and you cling to the highest branch you can find,
04:47and you survive.
04:54If you have to hurt people, God won't judge you.
05:14Hey, beautiful.
05:17Passport.
05:26Don't think of them as human beings.
05:30Think of them as Americans.
05:50When you're smiling.
05:54When you're smiling.
06:01When you're smiling.
06:02When you're smiling.
06:02The whole world smiles with you.
06:10When you're smiling.
06:15When you're smiling.
06:34Well, I guess this is one way to save the world, but it's wrong.
06:43Perfect is the enemy of good, Lucy.
06:53What does it do to their brains?
06:56Tidies things up a bit.
07:00Cleans the memory of the horrors they've experienced.
07:05This style controls how much amnesia they have, and the mainframe implants new ideas in their heads,
07:12turning these wastelanders into well-meaning good people.
07:23I'm shutting this whole thing down, and I'm bringing you home.
07:28How do I do that?
07:29Once the procedure's been finished, it's irreversible.
07:32Fine.
07:33And how do I stop you from making more?
07:36Well, we have to destroy the mainframe which programs the boxes, and that's in the basement.
07:41How do I get there?
07:42It's a bit of a hike.
07:45Let's take the golf cart.
07:49What's a golf cart?
07:53Oh.
07:54Lucy.
07:56This has got to be fun.
08:01Straighten it out.
08:02There you go.
08:04All right.
08:04Back.
08:05Good.
08:08No, you don't break.
08:09You don't break.
08:10You can speed up.
08:13All right.
08:13This is a toughie, Lucy.
08:14You don't use both feet.
08:16What?
08:16There's two pedals.
08:18I know.
08:19But you just use one foot for both pedals.
08:21That doesn't make any sense.
08:23You'll get it.
08:26You're doing great.
08:30I really wish we'd have a normal life for the bomb.
08:38We did have one, Dad.
08:40You wrecked it.
08:52It's all right.
08:57The mainframe is in there.
09:00Okay.
09:01I need water, and I need potassium.
09:03Make an explosive?
09:06What if you don't have potassium?
09:08I can make do with, um...
09:10Come on.
09:11You got this.
09:12Oh, mind the floor.
09:14I just mopped.
09:36You know, the Legion is still out there.
09:41I know.
09:43They're going to hurt a lot of people.
09:46Yes.
09:50With what you've created, you could stop them.
09:57We could stop them, Lucy.
10:00We could stop them, Lucy.
10:03We could stop them, Lucy.
10:05We could stop them, Lucy.
10:08We could stop them, Lucy.
10:14We could stop them, Lucy.
10:17We could stop them, Lucy.
10:18We could stop them, Lucy.
10:19We could stop them, Lucy.
10:19We could stop them, Lucy.
10:21We could stop them, Lucy.
10:21We could stop them, Lucy.
10:21We could stop them, Lucy.
10:21We could stop them, Lucy.
10:22We could stop them, Lucy.
10:22We could stop them, Lucy.
10:22We could stop them, Lucy.
10:23We could stop them, Lucy.
10:24We could stop them, Lucy.
10:24We could stop them, Lucy.
10:26We could stop them, Lucy.
10:28We could stop them, Lucy.
10:41Hey, just a couple of ghouls, isn't it, right?
10:54Just talking ghoul stuff.
10:57So you fought that guy?
10:58Yeah, but I was wearing power armor.
11:01Well, you know, that armor is really hard to operate.
11:03I was in that shit trying to pick up a cup in the cafeteria.
11:07That was crazy.
11:09You sure we should be following him?
11:11They said he would take us to Lucy.
11:14Hey, where are we going?
11:17Lucky 38.
11:20Uh, we're going the wrong direction.
11:22Vegas is that way.
11:24If you want to save the girl,
11:25you're gonna have to get into an impenetrable vault.
11:28Same vault my family's in.
11:30To get there, you're gonna have to cross the strip.
11:34If you want to cross the strip,
11:35you're gonna have to kill a pack of death crawls.
11:40You need to kid up.
11:42So Lucy's in Las Vegas.
11:44I can see why you two got along so well.
11:47Yeah, why's that?
11:48Because you ask a lot of goddamn questions.
11:54I got a question for you.
12:00How do you have that?
12:01Whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:03Okay.
12:03Maybe before things escalate here,
12:05we can maybe all agree that he's got a gun?
12:10Open your hand.
12:15Just let him see it.
12:28This is for Lucy.
12:32She's a good person.
12:34She'll do the right thing with it.
12:52Thanks for helping my friend get back to his hotel room.
12:54Oh, not to worry, sir.
12:57I bet you've seen a lot in this town.
13:02Hey.
13:03Yeah?
13:04I've seen your face on those billboards for the vaults.
13:07Yeah.
13:10Do you have any idea how a gal on minimum wage can get into one?
13:15I'm sorry, sweetheart,
13:16but the vaults aren't all they're cracked up to be.
13:20Maybe the best thing that we could hope for is that
13:24enough people do the right thing
13:25so that the vaults aren't necessary.
13:31Well, that's a nice sentiment.
13:34But I think I have a better chance of getting in a vault.
13:40Do you know how I could get a job at Vault Tech?
13:47Ask him.
14:19Hey, look.
14:21Yeah?
14:26Hey, look.
14:29Let's go.
14:30Hey.ESE
14:32are you working on? Say
14:32go. I.
14:35Hey.
14:36Here.
14:36Hey.
14:37go, my boy. Hey.
14:41Hey.
14:49Hi.
14:50Hi.
14:53Thank you very much for meeting me.
14:55Thank you for bailing me out of jail.
14:58I know you're a good person.
15:01And I know that you're trying to do the right thing.
15:05I want to believe in people like you
15:09that fight for all the right things,
15:11but you don't make it easy.
15:14I saw you at that VA meeting last week.
15:18Why can't good people like you
15:19just learn to sell it better?
15:22I don't know.
15:23How's that worked in your experience?
15:30How much do you actually know about the company
15:32that put you on all those billboards?
15:36More than I did when I signed that contract.
15:38So you know why your wife is in Las Vegas?
15:41They're delivering the most powerful technology in the world
15:44to the most powerful man in the world.
15:47Robert House wants to die out so he can live forever.
15:50And Valtek gets the bombs in exchange.
15:53And when they do that...
15:55They'll be the only ones left.
15:57And that's what they want.
16:09What if my wife's deal fell through?
16:10What would you do with infinite energy?
16:15Give it away to the public.
16:23I know how it's being transported.
16:29If I could deliver it to you, I'll need assurances.
16:32No offense, but I...
16:34No, I get it.
16:35I wouldn't give it to me either.
16:37But if it helps,
16:39two hours ago,
16:40an unmarked government plane landed
16:42at McCarran Airport.
16:44The President of the United States
16:46is in Las Vegas.
16:47How would you feel about giving it directly to him?
16:50You can get me a meeting with the President.
16:52Yes.
16:57That will work.
16:58Give him the diode,
17:00and we can put an end
17:02to 25 years of resource wars tonight.
17:17Holy quill.
17:19Oh, huh.
17:43Oh, my hello, darling.
17:52I'm sure you probably know this,
17:54but I'm actually kind of new to all this ghoul stuff.
17:57Yeah, still got my nose.
18:00That's the worst thing, really,
18:01just waiting for it to fall off.
18:04Just hurry it up already.
18:06You know?
18:08And then there's this.
18:10This is normal, right?
18:17Huh.
18:21Okay.
18:23I'm gonna dial this in, you know,
18:25cuz it's got a...
18:26Hey, anybody see a scope?
18:28Uh, let me know.
18:28You know, I could really use a scope.
18:30I don't understand.
18:32Why are you helping us with all this?
18:36Well,
18:37ain't nothing in this world for free.
18:39This is a transaction.
18:41You wanna get your girlfriend,
18:43you gonna need some weapons to take down some deathclaws.
18:46Now you want what's in this room.
18:49You got to give me what's in your pocket.
18:51I told you.
18:53It's for Lucy.
18:55So you want to give that thing to a good person
18:57so they can save the world.
19:00I understand.
19:02But in order to save that good person,
19:07you're gonna have to give it to a really bad person.
19:11In all my years, I've only ever seen one man
19:14come out on top in Vegas.
19:18We got to do it like he did.
19:19Yeah.
19:21Now what's that exactly?
19:27He rigged the game.
19:58We always end up back where you started.
20:03Huh?
20:07Now you understand.
20:21But he's not one of us.
20:27He has been lying to us this entire time.
20:32So what do we do with him?
20:34He's dangerous.
20:35He's untrustworthy.
20:37Right, right.
20:38And if we let him go,
20:39he could come back and try and kill us.
20:40Yeah.
20:41Right?
20:42Wait, I'm actually pretty sure that the Vault-Tec handbook
20:44says that impersonating management is punishable by death.
20:49Oh, well, if you're pretty sure the Vault-Tec handbook says that,
20:53I mean.
20:53If, you know, if that's protocol.
20:56Yeah.
20:57Right.
20:57Yeah.
20:59He's awake.
21:00Oh, rats.
21:02What do we do?
21:04Knock him out again.
21:06What's gonna happen in my vault?
21:08No, no.
21:10This can't be good for your brain.
21:11No, no, no.
21:30I'm forever glowing bubbles.
21:38Pretty bubbles in there.
21:46They fly so high
21:49So I saw we're getting married tomorrow
21:56I'm so excited
22:01I'm just curious
22:04Why?
22:05Chet
22:07I'm working
22:40I'm so excited
23:01Have you seen Woody lately?
23:04Seems like so many people missed my big public announcement
23:07Woody's been sent on a leadership exchange program in Vault 31
23:37Reminder
23:38Water rationing remains in effect until further notice
23:41Showers are outlawed
23:44And so is flushing the toilet
23:46What?
24:02Oh
24:15I don't know.
24:35Henry, you and your secrets.
25:03Henry, you and your secrets.
25:06Henry, you and your secrets.
25:32Congratulations on your engagement.
25:36Do you have people spying on me, Betty?
25:41Of course I do.
25:44You're so much like how I remember you.
25:49We were scared of you.
25:53But I sometimes forget how much I learned in the time you were still under.
26:01I learned my fair share before I went under.
26:07You gave your word to divert 50% of your water production
26:16to Vault 33.
26:19Oh, so help me.
26:22You'll get your water.
26:32Whatever you're up to,
26:35I want no part of it.
26:37I just want these people to live in peace.
26:44The deal was for the water, Betty.
26:50I can't speak for the future.
26:53That's bigger than us.
27:11I can't speak for the feel.
27:15Good morning.
27:16You're welcome.
27:17You're welcome.
27:18You're welcome.
27:19Have a great day.
27:20Let's go.
27:50Why are they looking at us like that?
27:53Never underestimate the power of brand recognition.
28:09Long live the new California Republic!
28:13Welcome back to the Death Star!
28:16Get us back on town!
28:20Get us back on the other side of that gate!
28:41Yep.
28:42Once we cross over there, we're gonna have to move fast.
28:46Only about 50 yards to those steps, but those things are quick.
28:50Understood.
28:51Now have to get up on that roof.
28:57Oh.
28:58Whoa.
29:00Yeah, I would.
29:02I just seem to be having sort of a medical episode here.
29:05This sort of thing happens to folks like us all the time, right?
29:09Uh...
29:10Dude, maybe you should hang back this time, that is.
29:13You sure?
29:14Your arm fell off.
29:15You know, if you just give me a few minutes here, I bet I can sort it out.
29:19If I can get the finger on the trigger, then I can get the situated...
29:30Take one off.
29:36Ago of yours.
29:37I just gave it a battle.
29:37Get up!
29:40Don't fall off!
29:41Yeah!,
29:48turn it over. versus
29:49he has flattery!
30:01Loki, Loki.
30:30To the end of the rainbow, my part of gold.
30:41Mashed potatoes.
30:43Tastes like home.
30:45Always your favorite.
30:47Norm, not so much.
31:08Will there be anything else?
31:11I think we're fine.
31:13Can I ask you a question?
31:15Yes.
31:19Do you remember me?
31:24Yes.
31:25This morning.
31:27No, from the hill where we first met.
31:32You lived there for 25 years.
31:34Lucy?
31:36Do you remember the New California Republic?
31:47We're fine here.
31:53The New California Republic.
31:56It's just like the Legion.
31:59They all have their problems.
32:01Lucy.
32:03High taxes.
32:05Expansionist tendencies.
32:08Unpopular foreign policy.
32:10Trust me.
32:10You'll understand when you're older.
32:13Ah.
32:14Ah.
32:16Bless it.
32:18Let me help you.
32:27Careful.
32:29It's hot.
32:30Here.
32:32Oh.
32:39I think I do understand.
32:42One side is murdering people, enslaving them, crucifying them, and the other side is just vaguely problematic.
32:54Lucy, no.
32:56You know, I have to admit, you always were her good father.
33:00Thanks to you, I'm not a fudging idiot.
33:02Lucy.
33:02I'm shutting down the mainframe.
33:04Lucy, do not!
33:06Lucy!
33:09Lucy!
33:11Oh, God.
33:20We have to get out of here.
33:23I have to do something first.
33:31Hello?
33:32This is Norm McLean from Vault 33.
33:37Lucy, if you're out there...
33:39I'm on the surface.
33:41I need your help.
33:56Dad, if you can hear me, what's gonna happen to our vault?
34:02Why didn't you tell me?
34:06Why didn't you tell us the truth?
34:25Why didn't you tell us the truth?
34:30to be your lawfully wedded husband i do and you vault dweller chet take overseer steph to be your
34:39wife
34:49just say i do
34:55i don't i now pronounce you i don't
35:08chet don't do this
35:15i don't know i um maybe we should just keep going it just seemed like the only time that i
35:26was going
35:26to have a lot of uh you know witnesses around
35:33to say
35:36i think that steph is part of some kind of plan to hurt us
35:39i don't know what exactly but i don't think that woody is in vault 31.
35:45i think that steph hurt him i found his glasses in our garbage disposal
35:54that is a serious accusation where are these glasses i put them back in the disposal
36:09cold feet's normal let's continue with the uh serum no
36:15steph was not born in vault 31. she's 200 years old and she's not even from america
36:23she's canadian
36:43who are you
36:44who are you
37:03The people demand the truth!
37:07Open up!
37:08Open up!
37:40What's the strategy?
37:42I want you to get between me and anything that looks like that.
38:13I want you to go to my house.
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