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00:10I will do whatever it takes to make sure the people I love, that is you and that is Janie,
00:14go into a special vault for management.
00:21A nuclear event would be a tragedy, but also an opportunity.
00:26Because war, well...
00:30War never changes.
00:34Your wife is going to Vegas next week to sell Cold Fusion to Robert House.
00:42How would you like to forget everything you've ever known?
00:47Please.
00:47Yes.
00:49Let's begin.
00:51Steph, if you don't help us, there won't be a Vault 33 anymore.
00:57When you said experiment to Betty, what were you talking about?
01:03Overseer, Steph.
01:06We can't be wasting resources on your little club right now.
01:10I'll have you know my little group is growing in numbers every week.
01:13You're a snack club.
01:14You're not taking this from me.
01:17I've seen what it's like out there.
01:19I'm just trying to make it better.
01:20What can have been all that out there?
01:22You met that girl.
01:23And maybe she's still out there.
01:25Get that as far away from here as you can.
01:30I'm looking for someone.
01:31What do you plan to do to him when you find him?
01:37You don't have enough of any files, do you?
01:39I mean, Mr. Roger.
01:40You can turn in.
01:48Hi.
01:50I was sent here by your father.
01:53Mr. McClain is watching over this gentleman's wife and daughter.
02:01We're actually beginning to get along.
02:18We need to talk.
02:26My little sugar bomb.
02:50We'll be increasing our billboard presence,
02:52which means we need to make some aesthetic choices.
02:55So, in actuality,
02:58this is what a five-megaton blast will look like over Los Angeles.
03:03Marketing thinks a ten-megaton blast will look better for the billboards.
03:07But it won't be a ten-megaton blast.
03:09It'll be multiple five-megaton blasts.
03:12Obviously, it will be multiple blasts for Los Angeles,
03:15but our design team thinks that it will look too busy.
03:19See?
03:20Just a cacophony of puff clouds.
03:23Look at that.
03:28The bad news is our water chips have a 30% fail rate.
03:32The good news is we'll know which ones fail before installation.
03:36So, we get to choose who runs out of water.
03:43Any, uh, preferences?
03:49Our internal early alert system gives us, at minimum, 30 minutes
03:53from notice to ignition in downtown Los Angeles.
03:57You know, we'd be crazy not to offer specialized freeway lanes
04:00for our premium customers.
04:02I mean, that's just money on the table right there.
04:24I asked Betty if I could take notes on this one.
04:27She said yes.
04:34So, here it is.
04:40Robco presents The Automated Man.
04:45Spent a lot of time trying to make my machines more lifelike,
04:49but, hey, works the other way around, too.
05:00Mr. House, Vault-Tec and Robco have always had a special arrangement.
05:08You have multiple vaults to do with as you wish.
05:12If this is the research you'd like to pursue in the vaults...
05:14You must have missed the telegram.
05:16You're paying me for this.
05:19In exchange, I get cold fusion to power my little project in Vegas.
05:28And what project is that?
05:33Might be above your pay grade.
05:36You'll find out about it after the bombs drop, I guess.
05:39Give me another episode, as I know.
05:41After the bombs at the base, I'll be in the city.
05:43You're within the house.
05:51I'm leaving the house.
06:00You're in the house, and I'm all like this.
06:00I don't know if I did that.
06:01You're in the house.
06:01You're in the house.
06:01I live in the house.
06:07You're in the house.
06:49Oh, come on, come on, come on, fucking fuck.
06:56Oh, a little help, a little help.
07:00Son of a bitch.
07:10Come on, come on, now.
07:15I need my vials.
07:19No.
07:22I don't need the fucking hat.
07:24I need that satchel.
07:34You stupid fucking dog.
07:42That's what I'm doing.
07:43Oh, baby.
08:04Last night I was thinking about what I proposed to you.
08:10Catalina.
08:13We walked out to that romantic point.
08:20The rocks were all covered in seagull shit.
08:25I'll never forget the sound it made when I took a knee.
08:34You know, the thing that I can't figure out
08:37is were you a monster back then?
08:41Or did you become one later?
08:46Excuse me?
08:49War never changes.
08:55I know what you're planning to do, Bart.
08:58Oh, man.
09:02Oh, man.
09:08What's up?
09:11I know.
09:12I know.
09:14I know.
09:15I know.
09:17I know.
09:17I know.
09:18I know.
09:19I know.
09:21I know.
09:22I know.
09:25I know.
09:26I know.
09:26I know that's the Jean-fashioned,
09:51To be continued...
10:23To be continued...
10:27Good morning.
10:30Beautiful day, isn't it?
10:59Oh, please.
11:00After you.
11:01Oh, come on.
11:02I insist you go.
11:03Oh, no, no, no.
11:04Please, after you.
11:06Coffee?
11:37I finished another batch.
11:39Here you go, Shelly.
11:41Fantastic.
11:42Let me take those out of your way.
12:29Here you go, Shelly.
12:58We never got to discuss all quiet, did we?
13:06I guess we were waiting till after the wedding, right?
13:19That end, that was a humdinger, huh?
13:27I didn't finish it.
13:31That's okay.
13:33You've been busy.
13:36What did you think about the parts that you did read?
13:43I found it very upsetting.
13:46Can't disagree with you there.
13:47What aspect upset you most?
13:54To me, the most troubling was that everyone seemed to be fighting over nothing.
14:01French and the German.
14:03What was the difference between them, really?
14:05I mean, other than the uniforms.
14:08I saw the same thing up on the surface.
14:11People fighting over the most petty things, like bottle caps.
14:18Is that what you saw when you were there?
14:29But you know, some things just never change.
14:34People just wanna kill each other, don't they?
14:37I think it's the only way.
14:39I think it's the only way for people to feel safe.
14:41It's ironic.
14:42To feel safe, we have to hurt people.
14:44Even kill them.
14:45Because they...
14:51It's crazy.
14:53The war instinct.
14:55I'm bringing you back to Vault 33 to face justice.
14:59For murdering the citizens of Shady Sands.
15:03You have the right to remain silent until the Vault Council assigns you a legal counselor.
15:09For a second, Theron.
15:11I thought the wasteland had changed you.
15:17If you want to make this official, you should use these handcuffs.
15:39What are you doing?
15:41Surrendering.
15:46Why?
15:51I did what I did to protect you.
15:54But maybe it came at too high a price.
15:58And there comes a time in a man's life when he has to take responsibility for what he's done.
16:02And for me, that time has come.
16:06You have come.
16:08You have come.
16:09Shookabung.
16:13But please, just let me tell you what I've been doing here.
16:17No.
16:18We're going.
16:19Just give me a chance.
16:20I think you'll call what I've been doing redemptive.
16:23You mean brainwashing those people?
16:25I don't call it brainwashing.
16:27It's a very sophisticated process.
16:29And we've been having amazing results.
16:31I don't care.
16:31Let's go.
16:32Okay.
16:33You know how I get with my little projects.
16:36Do you remember the field with the potato batteries when you were five?
16:42And you had a little flashlight and you would run around recharging batteries with your little red flashlight.
16:47I'd like to remember that.
16:52Let's go.
17:10You sure we gotta leave it?
17:12They have trackers in these things.
17:16They'll come for it.
17:18Their armor's more trouble than it's worth.
17:27Oh, jeez.
17:30You know, that isn't a sacred remnant.
17:33I don't know what is.
17:38We gotta sell it, huh?
17:41No.
17:43Oh.
17:45Absolutely not.
17:46Why?
17:46We're not selling it.
17:49Yeah, right, right.
17:50Of course.
17:50Not gonna sell it.
17:52Sell it.
17:53You know, find a buyer and sort of, you know, you put out feelers.
17:59You just do a trade.
18:00No.
18:01No, we're not giving it away.
18:03All right?
18:03Trade.
18:04I do a trade.
18:04You get something.
18:05Absolutely not.
18:07Absolutely not.
18:10We definitely gotta sell it.
18:13I told you.
18:15We'll give it to the right person.
18:18A good person.
18:20Name a good person.
18:22Seriously.
18:22That girl I met.
18:25The vault dweller.
18:26Yeah.
18:28Yeah.
18:28You know, I would be a good person too if I grew up on top of a mountain of food.
18:32And supplies.
18:33And some cozy little impenetrable home.
18:36Wouldn't look like this, that's for sure.
18:39Wouldn't have to steal and stab and fib all the goddamn time just to get by.
18:44But if we sell it, guess what?
18:46Then we'll be rich.
18:48And then we'll have the means to be one of those good people you're talking about.
18:54So I've seen a lot of things.
18:56You know, like, crazy things.
19:01But good people?
19:03No.
19:10Where were you born again, Thaddeus?
19:12Uh, the Boneyard.
19:15At the shithole side of the Boneyard.
19:20I guess I'm the lucky one.
19:22You coming from Shady Sands?
19:27I remember good people.
19:31Well, if you're the lucky one, then we're both screwed.
19:35No offense.
19:41You're not!
19:48I will get out of it!
19:51You're not!
19:59You're not!
20:00You're not!
20:03I'm a killer being.
20:06I'm...
20:07I'm a killer being.
20:08My name is Cooper.
20:12My name is Cooper.
20:17Cooper Albert.
20:27I have a daughter.
20:30A daughter.
20:32I have a daughter.
20:35Her name is Jamie.
20:41Jamie.
20:47She's alive.
20:50She's alive.
20:53My daughter's alive.
21:18She's alive.
21:21Come on.
21:52Come on.
22:45Come on.
22:51Come on.
22:52Come on.
22:53Come on.
22:55Yeah, it's just something that I work, but...
22:59Go for the scissors, yeah.
23:03Go for the scissors, yeah.
23:04Go for the scissors, yeah.
23:13Go for the scissors, yeah.
23:22Well, I don't know, but I've been told Uranium ore's worth more than gold.
23:27I sold my cad, I bought me a jeep.
23:29I got that bug and I can't sleep.
23:32Uranium fever has done and got me down.
23:36Uranium fever is spreading all around.
23:39With a Geiger counter in my hand.
23:41I'm going not to take me to Bowman.
23:44Uranium fever has done and got me down.
23:48Well, I had a talk with the AEC and they brought out some maps that looked good to me.
23:52And one showed me a spot he said he knowed,
23:54So I straddled my jeep and headed down the road.
23:56I reckon I drove about a hundred miles
23:58Down a bumpy road out through the wilds
24:00When all of a sudden I bounced a stop
24:02At the foot of a mountain, didn't have no top.
24:04Uranium fever has done and got me down.
24:09Uranium fever is spreading all around.
24:12With a Geiger counter in my hand.
24:14I'm going not to take me to Bowman.
24:17Uranium fever has done and got me down.
24:40By order of overseer Betty Pearson, the snack budget for the products of the Inbreeding Support Group has been rescinded.
24:46And the Inbreeding Support Group has been dissolved.
24:52Calm down. Calm down everyone.
24:58I want to talk to Betty.
25:05You've been ignoring my request to sit down with you.
25:09Hiding from me.
25:10I'm sorry it had to come to this.
25:13But for the good of this vault...
25:15You know what? Fine.
25:16You can dissolve the Inbreeding Support Group.
25:21But you can't take away our snack budget.
25:25In my office now.
25:28No.
25:28We can have this conversation right here.
25:31We're running out of water.
25:33And you're feeding people salty snacks.
25:36We're giving the people what they want.
25:40We are working very hard on solving the water issue.
25:45What we need is time.
25:47And I'm sorry.
25:49But you don't get extra rations because of who your parents were.
25:54Actually, this is still America.
25:56So, yes, you do.
25:59We're all down here because of who our parents were.
26:02And who their parents were.
26:04Our ancestors put themselves first.
26:07And you know what?
26:09That worked out for them.
26:11And for us.
26:15I'm not ashamed of that anymore.
26:18I understand.
26:19I don't think you do, Betty.
26:21You're from Vault 31.
26:23I know.
26:27I know things are different there.
26:29You 31ers are just plum different somehow.
26:33Please.
26:34Listen to me.
26:35During the Weevil Famine...
26:37You don't want to hear about the Weevil Famine anymore!
26:40It feels good to hear someone finally say that out loud.
26:47I see.
26:51Hmph.
26:54Let's go.
26:56Let's go.
26:56Let's go.
26:57Let's go.
26:58Let's go.
26:58Let's go.
26:59Let's go.
26:59Let's go.
27:00Let's go.
27:10Let's go.
27:12Let's go.
27:13Have you seen Woody?
27:15Oh, no, huh?
27:18Hey, what about Woody?
27:19I was meant to play checkers this morning.
27:24You want to know the truth?
27:27Yes.
27:27The truth, please.
27:39I don't even like checkers.
27:41I only play because it seems to make Woody happy.
27:44But who doesn't want to make Woody happy?
27:46He's such a great guy.
27:48If Woody's missing, we should bring it up with the overseer.
27:51Oh, good luck with that.
27:55Sorry, Chad.
27:56I know she's your wife, but sometimes she can...
27:58Excuse me, Davey.
28:00She's not my wife.
28:03I'm sorry.
28:05Fiance.
28:10I saw the poster.
28:12Congratulations.
28:14There's a poster?
28:23Oh, hey there, Chad.
28:28Congrats.
28:28And the blues for company
28:33Well, if things get worse
28:36I can't shake this curse
28:38Then start dragging the river for me
28:44Then start dragging the river for me
28:57Then start rising the river for me
28:58I've found a river for me
28:59Actually, you've never had it
29:07You've heard about the end rules
29:10You can't break any meaning
29:10You've seen a river for me
29:10You've przeked the river for me
29:10You've heard about the river for me
29:10You've referenced the river for me
29:14I don't know
29:15You've heard it
29:15I'd plus you
29:17I've heard the river for me
29:31Iridium, bad for them, good for you.
29:37Fuck them.
29:51There's a war coming, and we need you healthy.
30:06Be still.
30:08You'll slow the healing.
30:15They call us abominations, but they created our kind.
30:21Our kind?
30:25Hey, you and me got bit by a different motherfucking bug, my friend.
30:33Ghouls, mutants, we're kin, and we should unite against our common enemy.
30:39They drove us to the point of extinction, and forgot we ever existed.
30:48But, we didn't forget them.
30:51The people who settle this in motion.
31:00The Enclave.
31:05I've been wastelanders for 200 years.
31:10Whatever it is I got to do, I do it alone.
31:15Uh-huh.
31:17And how's that working out for you?
31:22I've kept myself alive for one reason.
31:30To find my family.
31:34Well then, you're gonna need friends.
31:41But, if you won't join our kind, then you can't know where we live.
31:48No.
31:49No.
31:50No.
31:55Don't walk away from me, Coop.
31:57I know more than you know, okay?
31:59There are over 12,000 nuclear warheads.
32:02I'm not a board member.
32:03I am your husband.
32:05Don't.
32:05I don't care about your fucking statistics.
32:08Statistics?
32:09This is about Janie.
32:11So, for our daughter, you would kill millions of people.
32:17Billions of people.
32:18Don't do that.
32:18Other mothers just like you.
32:21Don't do that.
32:21Other daughters, just like our daughter!
32:31Wouldn't you?
32:38Poor Janie.
32:43Wouldn't you?
32:50There are worse people out there than me, Coop.
32:55Who?
32:57Who could possibly be worse than you?
33:12Not much of an appetite.
33:14Betty, I want you to get me every bit of information you can
33:19about how the cold fusion diode is stored at Voltec.
33:23Oh.
33:24How is it secured?
33:27Who monitors it?
33:29Everything.
33:32Is that a good idea?
33:35None of this is a good idea.
34:00None of this is a good idea.
34:02You're just a very replaceable part in this machine.
34:09I'm sorry.
34:10Who are you?
34:12But if you forget your place in the company, you'll die.
34:20And so will your family.
34:26The same will happen to me if I don't communicate this message.
34:32We're all in the same boat.
34:35And not one of us can stop it.
34:37You know that.
34:38You wake up knowing it.
34:42The leaders of the most powerful corporations will be gathering here.
34:47And when they do, you tell them the only way to guarantee results is by dropping the bomb ourselves.
35:19Who threatened you?
35:22Please, Coop.
35:23You don't need to get involved in any of this.
35:27Who controls Voltec?
35:33I don't know.
35:38Well, let's find out.
35:40No, no, no, no, no.
35:41This is not one of your movies with a happy ending.
35:43There is nothing we can do.
35:45If there was, I would have done it.
35:47I tried to do it.
35:48This deal is going forward whether we like it or not.
35:53Please look at me.
35:56I am your wife.
36:00You know me.
36:04You know me.
36:08I don't.
36:11I don't know you, Barbara.
36:19What the hell?
36:19Where are you going?
36:20To fucking do something.
36:29Where are you going?
36:33To fucking do something.
37:09Nothing to worry about, folks.
37:11My daughter is here to pursue the cause of justice.
37:16And we like justice, don't we?
37:19Yes.
37:24Where did you find them all?
37:26Oh, all over.
37:29So many people need our help.
37:34Like Marjorie.
37:37Hi.
37:39You used to be kind of a murderer, right?
37:43I guess.
37:44Now she's a pencil sharpener and a darn good one.
37:52Oh, Sherman and Gregory were from opposing tribes.
37:55If they'd met each other a month ago,
37:57they'd have killed each other.
37:59And Rita...
38:01She used to cook people for the Legion.
38:04Now she makes trail mix and boy is it tasty.
38:09You're gonna have to try some.
38:10Oh, I'm... I'm okay.
38:13Thank you, Rita.
38:14Come on.
38:15I'm getting out of here.
38:18Uh, let's go this way.
38:24Management perk.
38:29When we leave, we're leaving all of the doors open
38:31so they can go home.
38:32Understood?
38:34You're the boss.
38:38Hi, everyone.
38:40I just wanna let you know that you're free now.
38:44Okay?
38:49You can all go back to the surface now.
38:52Uh...
38:53Do we have to?
38:55It's dangerous out there.
38:56I agree.
38:58But...
38:59my daughter's moral code demands it.
39:02But we like it down here.
39:05Yeah.
39:05Yeah.
39:06Okay.
39:07Tell you what.
39:08You can stay here as long as you like,
39:10but when we leave,
39:12we're gonna open all the doors.
39:14Right?
39:20Hey, boss.
39:21Uh...
39:22Sorry to derail the conversation.
39:24Just a flag.
39:25What are we doing with these two males?
39:29Uh, they haven't been fixed yet.
39:33Should I just go ahead and do it now?
39:35Great question.
39:37All he needs to do is push a button.
39:41No.
39:42Okie dokie, send him off as is.
39:44It's what she wants.
39:45Okie dokie!
39:47No!
39:47Wait!
39:48Wait, no!
39:49Answer your hostage!
39:50No!
39:57This is exactly the kind of violence I'm trying to prevent.
40:00I wish we could all just get along.
40:03Don't you, sugar bomb?
40:08No, no, no, no!
40:10Come on!
40:21Pencil?
40:32No!
40:33No!
40:40Stop that!
40:41Press the button.
40:42It's the only way.
40:43No!
40:44No!
40:47No!
40:49No!
40:49No!
40:50No!
40:54No!
41:02Hey there, buddy.
41:04You okay?
41:06Well, I seem to have...
41:09found myself in a bit of a jam.
41:11Can you help me out?
41:13Sure!
41:14What are you doing here?
41:17Please.
41:19Why, thank you.
41:20Sure, sure.
41:23Let's get you some help.
41:26Looks like it stinks.
41:28Yeah.
41:32Kumbaya.
41:54You just need to sit down for a bit.
41:56Okay.
42:00This is nice.
42:03A comfortable chair, huh?
42:04It's big.
42:05Well, here we go.
42:06Okay.
42:08That's good.
42:14Thanks.
42:17Wow.
42:26Thanks for having me over, Coop.
42:31You know, for some reason, I didn't think you liked me very much.
42:37I hope you like him strong, cowboy.
42:40Oh, yeah.
43:15Hank.
43:15What is this?
43:20Hank.
43:22Hank.
43:23Hank.
43:23Hank.
43:23Hank.
43:24What is this?
43:24Hank.
43:27Hank.
43:30Hank.
43:39Hank.
43:41Hank.
43:45Hank.
43:53A fruit.
44:11I don't know.
44:26I don't know.
44:54I don't know.
45:07He's there?
45:08Come on.
45:41Fuck.
45:48Fuck.
45:52Hey!
46:23Come on.
46:25Come on.
46:55Come on.
47:02Well, we did our best to entertain everywhere we'd go.
50:47You
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