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00:03時不相瞞,再我也有,再做諸位,都首已。
00:12不可能!
00:15這是十一劍,還是十二劍?
00:22不可能! 不可能!
00:32不可能!
00:34信不信呢?各位蝼蟻。
00:36上岩法,是聖人奇象。
00:39此人多半是有靠山異常,還是先踏青來又再說?
00:44既然來者是客,本神且不追究你的傲慢無禮。
00:48敢問,有何指教啊?
00:52指教不敢當,萬萬談不上指教啊。
00:55我是說,如果接下來你乖乖聽話,就饒你一條命。
00:59就饒你一條命!
01:01忍不了!忍不了!
01:03忍不了!
01:03便是老爺你事後重罰!
01:06屬下也要把這小子的腦袋打開花!
01:08再把他腦腔收集起來!
01:11獵獵窮江這個說法,才算極權!
01:13行,不得對客人無禮,速速退下!
01:17以老爺的心思,斷然不會故意說這些虛頭八腦的話。
01:22老爺,莫要在菩薩心腸了!
01:26就讓屬下來告訴這小子,如何做大水府的座上兵!
01:30死 Hallelujah!
01:32你也有死!
01:41你不信嗎?
01:43死!
01:44死!
01:44死!
01:45死!
01:46I'm going to be able to go down the road.
01:50I can't wait to see you anymore.
01:57I'm not afraid to be able to take you down to the ground.
01:59I'm not sure if it's true.
02:00It's a real great beast.
02:03I'm telling you this.
02:05Is it true?
02:07What is it?
02:09I don't mind.
02:10It's just a little more.
02:12I don't know what the hell is going on, but I don't know what the hell is going on.
02:16My lord, I don't know what the hell is going on.
02:36How can I?
02:40Don't work.
02:42Start.
02:51You've been done once.
02:53Why do I mess with you?
02:56Hello?
02:57You've been trying to win how hard I have to.
03:02The sword of creation has been out of the golden seal.
03:04That's why I have a slap on the creme of heaven.
03:08Oh
03:11ers Presenter
03:12Oh
03:15Oh
03:15Oh
03:15Oh
03:15Oh
03:16Oh
03:16Oh
03:16Oh
03:17I'm not sure!
03:18I'm not sure.
03:20These are the cows!
03:21Do you still not believe?
03:22I don't believe!
03:23I don't believe!
03:24I don't believe!
03:24You are still like a young man.
03:28The same thing is to be an old man.
03:30And the same thing is to be a young man.
03:31It is true.
03:37It is a huge feat.
03:39I'm not sure.
03:47I will be your master's life
03:51I will be your master's life
03:51and will be your master's life
03:59I will be your master's life
04:01I will not let you go
04:01Lord, I will let you go
04:02I will not let you go
04:03Lord, you are not going to be
04:07God, don't worry
04:09Don't worry
04:17Let's go
04:17Let's go
04:17Let's go
04:18Let's go
04:20Let's go
04:22Look how you can
04:24Let's go
04:24Let's go
04:24Let's go
04:25Let's go
04:27I'm sorry
04:39I can't
04:40I'm sorry
04:41Oh, I'm so sorry.
04:44I'm so sorry.
04:47I'm so sorry.
04:48If you're not sure,
04:49I'll take this shit out of your hand.
04:50Do you know, Lord Lord?
04:58Oh, Lord Lord.
05:02Oh, Lord Lord.
05:04Oh, Lord Lord.
05:06Oh, Lord Lord.
05:07Oh, Lord Lord.
05:08Oh, Lord Lord.
05:21Oh, Lord Lord.
05:26Oh, Lord Lord.
05:29Oh, Lord Lord.
05:29Oh, Lord Lord.
05:30Oh, Lord Lord.
05:31Oh, Lord Lord.
05:31Oh, Lord Lord.
05:31Oh, Lord Lord.
05:34Oh, Lord Lord.
05:35Oh, Lord Lord.
05:35Oh, Lord Lord.
05:36Oh, Lord Lord.
05:37Oh, Lord Lord.
05:38Oh, Lord Lord.
05:39Oh, Lord Lord.
05:44Oh
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14:38Oh my god, you have no idea.
14:39I just want you to pray for yourself and pray for yourself.
14:43I don't think you're going to do such a悲逆.
14:47I don't want you to do this.
14:48I will be able to help you.
14:53Oh my god, I don't want you to do this.
14:55Oh my god, I don't want you to do this.
14:55Oh my god.
15:03Oh my god.
15:06I don't know.
15:09I don't want you to pray.
15:12You can pray for yourself.
15:13You are not a servant.
15:14The holy man said to me was a servant.
15:16I will be the king of the world.
15:21I don't want you to pray for yourself.
15:23I don't want you to pray for yourself.
15:26I don't want you to pray.
15:29I don't want you to pray for yourself!
15:31You are all the time to pray for yourself.
15:36Your children,
15:36翠辰 方才我以礼相待
15:39我还是欺人太甚
15:41休怪我心里厚兵了
16:00欺人太甚
16:01你这条老爬虫又不是人
16:04我跟你费了那么多口舌
16:08你难道不应该用心揣摩我催殇的道理吗
16:17怎么会
16:18怎么会在你手上
16:20天地深斥
16:28你怎么会知道
16:30那十颗古闻的真相
16:32雷布天军亲手克救
16:35天地深斥蛟龙之词
16:37赵氏黑水鲤鱼
16:39天宫悲杀牛人
16:41神鬼神术奇迹
16:49三百年
16:53你竟然打去了我三百年的修为
16:54是不是觉得一切都很巧
16:57怎么就被我算计进去了
17:01从我带着那枚叫鱼鹿的棋子进入皇庭国开始
17:05便以他身上的龙器为耳了
17:06甭妙变败 又得大水斧上钩
17:10故意入住丘炉客栈
17:11让你女儿摸清底细
17:15我没有骗你吧
17:16那伙人身上散发出的容器
17:18浓郁稚气
17:20连我都忍不住想要吃掉它
17:22姐姐 不兴风作浪 往回交流
17:28于是便有了你那对儿女暗中绸缪
17:29经不住诱惑 受以灵运派动手
17:34因此落得个自断左膀右臂的结局
17:35逼你这头老骄出山来见我
17:38哎呀 要是灵运派真敢动手
17:43助手野福官的大理铁骑就会以此为由
17:44一举吞并黄庭国
17:48那时候你寒食江水神这点金身
17:49还有你老爹的那点修为 都不够我塞亚凤胆
17:58那国师为何不将计就计 一举难下
18:01之前大理吞并北部各国
18:05率军屠城挖万人坑的事没少做好
18:07那是立威 可接下来就不能这么一味痛快了
18:10皇庭国是第一个拦路时 不能搞成千冲百孔的烂摊子
18:16毕竟整个宝平州的王朝邦国都盯着大理的动作
18:19所以我才决定给你们机会 与我大理结盟
18:22利用大水府的影响力 让黄庭国自然而然地成为大理的国土
18:33我事实希望 卫军手那样的忠义朝臣能够越来越少
18:40别家之流的官员能够占据一国庙堂金要更多
18:44让黄庭国度众而目折 息大而强怀
18:51罢了 大事不可当 大理有崔国师坐镇 南下必定顺遂
18:58我承水东 愿为大理坐镇一方山水 反补大理果运
19:05
19:08到时候你这条老乔觐见真龙天子的场面 一定很好玩
19:13至于你 放心 我那两脚都折锁 等大理吃下黄庭国 只会补偿你更多
19:22愿为国师大人笑死
19:23好 这可是你说的
19:29今晚就有一件事要你代劳
19:38你以为躲在幕后说是女帝出手 就能坐享其成了
19:41别以为我不知道
19:47你那座紫阳府早就被大理暗中拉拢
19:52你们建造的丘庐客栈 就是打入黄庭国的暗庄
19:54父亲 你而知错了
19:59我知道
20:05你觉得一个小小黄庭国池塘太小 承载不了你的野心
20:11但你觉得我在黄庭国这么多年 为何从未露出过真身
20:15自然是父亲大脚弱桌 行事谨慎
20:23三千年前战龙仪杀的天下蛟龙耗力 万千水族 纷纷停滞于原鹰井
20:29就此止步步前 至多走江化礁
20:35绝不敢走独画龙
20:37所以我很清楚 境界低的时候 反倒过得安逸
20:44境界越高 就越凶陷
20:48留步 breaking
20:51父亲 我不敢了
20:53我不敢了 我 我不敢了
20:54大 Allah
21:01你哪天要是销声匿迹了 肯定是崇壬吗
21:03大 Allah
21:11大 wall
21:15你们两个 Palestuck
21:17Oh, I want to go to the 300 years.
21:22I will forgive you!
21:24I will forgive you!
21:25I will forgive you!
21:26I will forgive you!
21:29You have to take the name of the king of the king of the king.
21:34I will let the king of the king of the king of the king of the king.
21:36So, I will be able to save you for your life.
21:41Oh, it's not a bad thing.
21:48It's not a bad thing.
21:50I know that's the end of the world.
21:53After that, it will be easier for you.
21:56Now, if you have some small money,
21:59you'll have a better chance.
22:01It's not a good reason for you.
22:12黄庭国家禄二年下,鹤毛龙三州,于此时地洞不止,鹤州最深,成会辞到,死者六万余人。
22:25鹤鹿三年凝乱,寒石江水灾,本军逆比净万臣。
22:34鹤鹿四年,南方茂州山夷帝东,王千人。
22:41鹤鹿八年中秋夜,鹤州千二博传起火,万余传民,皆祖徽劍。
22:55鹤鹿三年。
22:57Oh, my lord.
22:58I'm sorry.
23:12I think you're a bit more interesting.
23:19No problem.
23:22Who's the one?
23:23What happened to me?
23:24She gave me a gift.
23:26She broke the restaurant.
23:28She fell into the forest.
23:29She didn't see it.
23:36I'm sorry.
23:39I'm sorry.
23:40I'm sorry.
23:41I'm just feeling after this.
23:42I can talk about this.
23:45This time.
23:48I'm sorry.
23:49Just like this?
23:50I don't know.
23:50I don't care.
23:53I'm sorry.
23:55I'm sorry.
23:57No.
24:00I'm sorry.
24:06It's been a while.
24:10I can't see it.
24:14I don't know.
24:14I can't trust it.
24:16Before I go to the throne,
24:17I don't know what the hell is going to do.
24:18Since we entered the皇庭国,
24:20we are just like being caught with him.
24:23Like he's the棋子.
24:25If you're worried that崔东山 is going to be图谋 something,
24:29I think it's going to be a big deal.
24:33It's a big deal.
24:40What do you want to do?
24:42At night, I'm going to take a look.
24:53I've got a look at the same time.
24:57I'm going to take a look at the same thing.
24:58I'm going to see you.
24:59I'm going to take a look at the same thing.
25:00I think it's a good thing.
25:01I've been waiting for you.
25:01You've said that崔东山 is not going to do me like this.
25:04But I haven't said that he will harm others.崔东山
25:07has told me that he was a good friend. He was a good
25:10friend. He's a good
25:12friend.
25:16He was a good friend.
25:28I'm going to take a look at the same thing.
25:38He's a good friend.
25:40He's a good friend.
25:42He's a good friend.
25:43I'm not a good friend.
25:44I am a traitor.
25:45I am a traitor.
25:47You are not dead.
25:49You will be dead!
25:51You will die for a hundred years!
25:55What?
25:56You can't be able to fight?
25:58I said you have a big deal.
26:03You don't have to be a lie.
26:05You're not mad at all.
26:07You're not mad at all.
26:08I'm so mad at all.
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