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00:11:16Ah, ah, ah!
00:11:20Yo!
00:11:21What's going?
00:11:22Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
00:11:25Finally, on your parents' garage.
00:11:28Yeah, I'm still kind of surprised I didn't even know him a lot.
00:11:32Hey, yo, yo, yo!
00:11:33I gotta call my pops!
00:11:35Darling, go ahead, bro!
00:11:42I told you, I told you!
00:11:50Uh...
00:11:50If I get this promotion...
00:11:53I'm taking you out.
00:11:56I'll get you all dolled up, and then...
00:12:01You know, if you...
00:12:04If you ever wanted food or beverages?
00:12:09Ever?
00:12:12Whatever.
00:12:13Well, I do have this manipulative red dress I've been waiting to...
00:12:18Oh, manipulative.
00:12:20Oh!
00:12:21I've gotta go call my mum real quick.
00:12:26Great minds, right?
00:12:28I was literally debating if ten minutes was enough time just to get through...
00:12:33Laurie Caldwell needs to be fired.
00:12:37Oh, okay.
00:12:39I can start a paper...
00:12:40Today!
00:12:40By noon.
00:12:41I...
00:12:41That's all. Thank you.
00:12:44Deuces. With a discount.
00:12:52Look, I just need him to show up for a few hours.
00:12:55I'm not even worried about the sex part.
00:12:58Well...
00:12:59I mean, if it's that big and it's part of the price...
00:13:04Hey, Juan!
00:13:06How come we've never gone out for some drinks?
00:13:09Cause my mum would kill me for dating a white girl!
00:13:12But I'm not...
00:13:17Hey, son!
00:13:18Got a second?
00:13:24Hey, uh...
00:13:26Congrats on the opportunity.
00:13:28Yeah, yeah.
00:13:29You too.
00:13:33Hey.
00:13:34Hey, that's my mum.
00:13:38Yep.
00:13:39And the best way we can honor Will is commit the same level of dedication and results to his clients
00:13:45like you.
00:13:47Sure.
00:13:48I'd be honored to work with you.
00:13:50If you could just let Amy know you'd prefer me overseeing your portfolio.
00:13:56Sounds good.
00:13:58Not if I see you first.
00:14:03How did you know the victim Will or any details of his crime?
00:14:07Yo, this is Brian.
00:14:08Perfect dog gang all day.
00:14:10RIP to my girl, Kathy.
00:14:11Did you happen to know the victim Will or any details in regards to his murder?
00:14:15Oh, yeah.
00:14:16Yeah.
00:14:17For real.
00:14:18For sure.
00:14:18Yeah, we'll be getting it in.
00:14:20Oh, we'll be getting it in.
00:14:22Oh, yes.
00:14:23Yes, we'll definitely be getting it in.
00:14:25You feel me?
00:14:26He don't play.
00:14:27I don't play.
00:14:29That's just the way we live.
00:14:31Oh, so you two were well acquainted.
00:14:35What'd that mean?
00:14:37You were close.
00:14:38You knew each other.
00:14:40Uh, well, nobody hoping around if that's what that'd be.
00:14:43Oh, okay.
00:14:44Okay.
00:14:45Well, thank you so much for your time today.
00:14:47I, I, I, I, did I know Will?
00:14:51Technically.
00:14:52No.
00:14:53But.
00:14:54Okay.
00:14:54I do think.
00:14:55Thank you so much.
00:14:55Oh, wait one second.
00:14:56Wait one second.
00:14:56I do think that she copped my mixtape.
00:14:58Okay, thank you so much for coming today, sir.
00:15:04And, uh, how long you been under there?
00:15:09I don't know.
00:15:12Help your boy out.
00:15:14See if you get that third stall unclogged.
00:15:17Cause one of you ladies has been dropping some real gender neutral logs.
00:15:22Oh, yeah, baby.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:25Oh, yeah, baby.
00:15:27Here I come to save the day.
00:15:31Yeah.
00:15:32Here I come, all right.
00:15:35Oh, come on, baby.
00:15:38Somebody's getting fired.
00:15:39It wasn't company Wi-Fi.
00:15:41Like when he's firing part of my job.
00:15:43Oh.
00:15:44Guys.
00:15:45It's safe sex.
00:15:46I, I update Norton's virus protection every week.
00:15:50Mostly.
00:15:51Oh, come on, Harry.
00:15:53Rent's due.
00:15:55I have a few online subscriptions and collections.
00:15:58I just put the whole 50 Shades trilogy in my Amazon cart.
00:16:03It was the gold box deal of the day.
00:16:09I'm trying to put a Russian going through an American college, man.
00:16:14And all she has are her precious entrepreneurial booty videos.
00:16:25What are you talking about?
00:16:32Lori Caldwell.
00:16:33The boss says I need to fire her.
00:16:34I've never fired anyone before.
00:16:36Wait.
00:16:38You're area HR and you've never fired?
00:16:43Well, you got a real whale dick to bust your cherry.
00:16:47Yo.
00:16:49Lori, right?
00:16:51Lori Loophole.
00:16:52Yeah.
00:16:53They've been trying to fire her for like seven years.
00:16:56Oh, no.
00:16:58Amy's been through eight area HR managers who all quote, fired Lori.
00:17:03But every time she's come back with a lawsuit settlement and a big ass pay raise.
00:17:08Lori Loophole finds a way to get that, get that, get that pay.
00:17:14Ow!
00:17:16You know, like the Rupal.
00:17:22Mom, I have great news.
00:17:24Oh, that's wonderful, Dilly Dilly.
00:17:27Steve and I have good news, too.
00:17:29Pop!
00:17:30Boy, why aren't you yelling?
00:17:31I got great news, Pop.
00:17:33Oh, I got something for you, too.
00:17:35They selected me for a promotion.
00:17:36I was selected for a promotion.
00:17:37Well, I mean, I'm a finalist, but...
00:17:38It's me and this...
00:17:39It's me and this...
00:17:40...white, black guy.
00:17:42Oh.
00:17:43What does this mean?
00:17:44Oh.
00:17:46Come on, son.
00:17:47Don't be ickety.
00:17:48It means your black ass ain't got no chance.
00:17:51Just because he's black doesn't mean that I...
00:17:53Oh, come on, Dilly Dilly.
00:17:55You know how they treat blacks now.
00:17:57All the reversed racism-ises and discriminated lawsuits.
00:18:02Oh, God.
00:18:04But I'm good at what I do.
00:18:06Boy, you ain't shit.
00:18:08I'm a gardener.
00:18:09Your granddaddy was a gardener.
00:18:10Hell, probably some old slave cotton-filled DNA shit.
00:18:13Word.
00:18:14That's how DNA works, Pop.
00:18:15You're the smartest cookie on the planet, but minorities don't have to be as smarter as talented to get ahead.
00:18:21It's a colored man's world.
00:18:23We're just lucky to get gravity.
00:18:25But I'm good.
00:18:27You're good.
00:18:28You're good.
00:18:29But you're not black.
00:18:31You're doing good.
00:18:32But don't fool yourself.
00:18:34It's a white man's garden.
00:18:35And we just handled a manure.
00:18:37For my good news, Steve and I are selling the house.
00:18:41What do you mean selling the house?
00:18:43Dad bought that land.
00:18:45He built the house from the first brick.
00:18:47I know, I know.
00:18:49But Steve wants to take me to sail the Mexicos.
00:18:52We need the money.
00:18:53I told him I am not eating chimichangas all day, but...
00:18:55Fuck Steve.
00:18:57Hey!
00:18:59Steve was there for me after your dad passed.
00:19:02My dad.
00:19:04Your husband.
00:19:0630 years, remember?
00:19:08Oh, Mr. Rubin from the center call.
00:19:11Said the donations dried up and they have to close the doors?
00:19:13What?
00:19:14When was this?
00:19:15If they closed, those kids would be on the streets.
00:19:17They're his, not mine.
00:19:19My tech kids been busting their asses for the Robotech competition next month.
00:19:22And they were building a kid-sized Voltron.
00:19:24He said unless you can come up with the entry and transport fees, y'all have to withdraw.
00:19:29Those kids' future depends on this.
00:19:31I'm gonna get the money.
00:19:33I'm gonna get that promotion.
00:19:41Have you been working out?
00:19:42No.
00:19:43Been on any good dates lately?
00:19:45Like with real women?
00:19:46Mm-hmm.
00:19:46All to know.
00:19:48Well, what if I set you up with a spicy little Latin number?
00:19:52Is this some sort of green card scam?
00:19:54No.
00:19:55God, no.
00:19:56She is super American.
00:20:01How American?
00:20:02Like, watching Pitch Perfect with a cold slice of pumpkin pie.
00:20:07And a dollop of cinnamon with whipped cream!
00:20:11Well, make sure she's got the spicy.
00:20:14Cause I got the curry for surey.
00:20:18Chicka-chicka.
00:20:19Oh, yeah.
00:20:22I don't fucking get it.
00:20:25There's money and there's bullshit.
00:20:29Which one do you think I prefer to talk about?
00:20:32I'm not my dad.
00:20:35First things first.
00:20:36Laney, crack run, my usual.
00:20:38Don't make my day any worse.
00:20:43I don't have time for all the formalities.
00:20:46So I merge your two interviews together.
00:20:48You have three words or less, preferably less, to tell me why you want the job.
00:20:54No fake work bullshit, okay?
00:20:56Go.
00:20:57Uh, but...
00:20:59Mom...
00:21:00Is that only Dad?
00:21:04Send her shut down.
00:21:07First, second.
00:21:08Though you are both so underwhelming.
00:21:11You know what?
00:21:11I don't need another soft-ass Will.
00:21:15I need a fucking killer.
00:21:18Someone that's gonna help this company hide a body.
00:21:21If we need to.
00:21:24Maybe I misjudged...
00:21:27Hey, Jim.
00:21:30Good to hear from you, too.
00:21:32You both failed.
00:21:34That means get the fuck out.
00:21:37Oh, so sad about Will.
00:21:40Yeah, we're all still just reeling over here.
00:21:43I can't stop crying.
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:51It's okay, alright?
00:21:53People get fired every day.
00:21:54The boss wants her fired?
00:21:56You're out of here!
00:21:59Better her than me.
00:22:01I do my job, and I do it damn good.
00:22:04Ever since Little Harry was second grade pencil sharpener.
00:22:06You think anybody had any pencil pucks that year?
00:22:08Any lap poisoning?
00:22:09Not on my watch.
00:22:10Not on my watch!
00:22:12Brendan!
00:22:12I did it!
00:22:13Um...
00:22:14Your speech!
00:22:15It was inspiring.
00:22:17It got my adrenaline pumping.
00:22:19Um...
00:22:20You have something.
00:22:25No, it's...
00:22:27Still?
00:22:28Uh, it's more...
00:22:30What, man?
00:22:36You need to run the harassment training today.
00:22:39I need to mask up...
00:22:41And then go fire a bitch.
00:22:46Couldn't be that bad.
00:22:49Bad is driving your dad's car into the Whomping Willow.
00:22:51I'd take that over this any day.
00:22:53It's like Harry playing Quidditch without his fireball.
00:22:58Damn!
00:22:59Seriously?
00:23:00I could've done better selling Black Lives Matter shirts at a tea party rally.
00:23:04But if it mean anything, Amy said I came in first.
00:23:08Aight?
00:23:10Nah, bro.
00:23:12Bro.
00:23:13You know when you have sex with a new female?
00:23:17You don't even recognize your own cock anymore?
00:23:19Yo, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:23:22We gotta get extra hard, Papi!
00:23:25Fuck being a field nigga!
00:23:26It's birth of a nation time, Massa!
00:23:28And we ready for all you motherfuckers!
00:23:32We built this nation.
00:23:33It's time we take it back.
00:23:36What do you mean?
00:23:37I mean, look at them.
00:23:40Conspiring.
00:23:41Thinking what else they can steal.
00:23:43Not this time, Kunta.
00:23:45Them ankles are mine, boy.
00:23:47We're about to make this office great again.
00:23:50Nigga!
00:23:51White people have been playing dirty for...
00:23:55Well, literally for fucking ever!
00:23:57That's why they have power everywhere!
00:23:59Why do you think they're not in power anywhere?
00:24:02Cheating and crying only gets you so far.
00:24:05Before he can steal from you?
00:24:07We need to...
00:24:08Sabotage him and get you back in the hunt.
00:24:10Huh?
00:24:11You wanna save...
00:24:11Your dad's house, right?
00:24:14I don't know.
00:24:15Doesn't seem right.
00:24:17Right ain't gonna...
00:24:18Keep the kids in the center and off the street, Papi!
00:24:20Look, I'm not talking about killing the guy.
00:24:24Unless you're ready to take it there, homie!
00:24:26I don't.
00:24:26No.
00:24:27Just playing.
00:24:29We're just gonna kill any equal opportunity bullshit.
00:24:32Little reparations for everything they did to our ancestors, dog.
00:24:36Whip-cracking reform.
00:24:38Mental warfare, nigga.
00:24:41Stormed the beaches of the Cerebral Cortez.
00:24:45We make him look bad at work.
00:24:48So you get another shot at the promotion, my G?
00:24:51For your dad.
00:24:53Para los niños.
00:24:57Yeah.
00:25:00Okay.
00:25:15Hey!
00:25:16I'm not a starving artist.
00:25:18I'm just nibbly.
00:25:20Whatever, bro.
00:25:26Bob?
00:25:27Peach Bellini Pertini!
00:25:29Uh, it's actually Tom.
00:25:31Oh, don't forget the tip, Bob.
00:25:35Oh, Lori!
00:25:37It's Laney.
00:25:38Oh, it says Lori on the cup.
00:25:40Oh, the cup says, what does my birth certificate know?
00:25:43I don't know.
00:25:45What the hell is this?
00:25:51I'll tell you what it's not.
00:25:53It's not what my boss ordered.
00:25:55Tell me.
00:25:56I was gonna look at your name tag, but your identity isn't worth a single second of my life.
00:26:01I'm just gonna call you Guy.
00:26:03Got it, Guy?
00:26:05Guy, do you hate me?
00:26:07No.
00:26:08Guy, do you want me to lose my internship, huh?
00:26:11Drop out of college, inevitably end up with a crippling meth addiction
00:26:14that pushes me into selling this sweet-ass and some bottom-feeding corn in a redneck trailer park.
00:26:19Where drugs will end my precious little life
00:26:21before I even drive a car, or worse, kiss a boy for the first time.
00:26:25Is that what you want, Guy?
00:26:27That made me single-shot, double-drip, cream-dream-supreme with a triple-pump, sugar-free,
00:26:32fructose blend, one and half almond, one and half lactose cream,
00:26:34with 93-degree caramel macchiato that I ordered!
00:26:37Uh-oh.
00:26:42Shh!
00:26:48Do you want me to find me?
00:26:56I'm not gonna stop this, big boy.
00:26:59All right, everybody.
00:27:00Get your hippie bracelet hands in the air now.
00:27:02I mean...
00:27:04Get on the ground!
00:27:05Now!
00:27:48Nice doing business with you, Mr. Zane gang.
00:27:50I'll see you tomorrow at 8, okay?
00:27:52All right.
00:27:55What the fuck?
00:27:56What the fuck wrong with this phone, man?
00:27:57Get the fuck off my deal, man!
00:27:59Hey, man!
00:28:00Hey, hey, hey!
00:28:01Hey!
00:28:02Hey!
00:28:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
00:28:03Not you, Mr. Zane gang-ho!
00:28:04You still on the phone?
00:28:06I ain't mean that shit, you know what I'm saying?
00:28:08I just...
00:28:09Did I say shit?
00:28:10I'm sorry, Mr. Zane.
00:28:12Uh...
00:28:12Yeah, it's just...
00:28:13You know, a little more...
00:28:14It's a little business that I gotta tend to.
00:28:17It's all good, Mr. Zane.
00:28:18How about you hang up first?
00:28:19Why'd everybody be...
00:28:20I ain't trustin' a hoe
00:28:22I be trustin' a hoe
00:28:23I be trustin' a hoe
00:28:25I be trustin' a hoe
00:28:27I be trustin' a hoe
00:28:28These bitches be lined for real
00:28:30I'm a no-fade to no one
00:28:32And just stay in the field
00:28:33I be trustin' a soul
00:28:34Cause nigga be lined for real
00:28:36I be no-fade to no one
00:28:38And just keepin' it real
00:28:39The bitches be fuckin' for real
00:28:41And niggas ain't shootin' the kill
00:28:42They just be duckin' for real
00:28:44And I just been startin' for real
00:28:46Like how'd you been duckin' a deal?
00:28:47Cause I just been fuckin' for real
01:04:05C'est qui je suis. Je suis un homme, et...
01:04:11Et j'ai une belle belle rumeleur que j'ai essayé de essayer.
01:04:18Vous savez, j'ai pensé que cette position allait être mine après que j'ai pris de Will.
01:04:23Qu'est-ce ?
01:04:26Tu as joué Will ?
01:04:27Avec moi, je suis Mr. Nice Guy.
01:04:30Dipshit de ma main.
01:04:31Ma track's covered.
01:04:32Je pensais que cette position allait être mine.
01:04:34Mande, c'est crazy.
01:04:35No!
01:04:36C'est la même chose que vous pensez que c'est facile de vous rendre en un tournoi pour trois
01:04:40ans.
01:04:41Gaining sympathie, increasing likability,
01:04:43All the while, trying to plot how to off the next person up on the food chain.
01:04:47Oh, et c'est par exemple, c'est un parfait plot.
01:04:51Vous savez, Will probably deserved it.
01:04:54With all that, oh look at me, I'm so helpful crap.
01:04:57Yuck.
01:04:58Right?
01:04:59And I won't even hate on that primo handicapped parkas by even look.
01:05:03I mean, that's innovation.
01:05:05The promotion is yours.
01:05:07Take it.
01:05:08Oh yeah.
01:05:09I'm gonna take it.
01:05:10You see, you guys, you helped me realize that between the entitled white man and the equal opportunity black man,
01:05:17that the Asian woman is just going to have to take an any means necessary approach.
01:05:23Oh, and Jim said to bring back something dead, right?
01:05:26Well, I'm banking on your dead asses getting me a bigger salary.
01:05:31Say hi to Will.
01:05:39This way!
01:05:40Is this the way back to the cabin?
01:05:42Is it?
01:05:46Damn!
01:05:46She's gaining on us!
01:05:48Three years of latent leg energy!
01:05:50Ha!
01:05:51Will thought he could get away too!
01:05:58Shit!
01:06:07I'm coming back to work after lunch.
01:06:09It's like having sex with your ex that you know has an uncurable STD as well.
01:06:12Every fiber in you knows that you shouldn't.
01:06:14But here we are again, drenched in sex.
01:06:16On our way back to the free clinic!
01:06:19Heee!
01:06:19What the fuck?
01:06:21Heee!
01:06:21Heee!
01:06:22Bros!
01:06:23Come on!
01:06:24It's simple.
01:06:25It's a thrust calf raise.
01:06:29Oh my god.
01:06:29Thrust calf raise.
01:06:30Thrust calf raise.
01:06:30There we go.
01:06:36You hear this guy?
01:06:38What's so funny guys?
01:06:39Come on.
01:06:40Chicks don't like sticks.
01:06:41What did y'all see my livestream last night of me sharting on the squat ride?
01:06:45Oh my god!
01:06:46What?
01:06:47No!
01:06:48Come on!
01:06:49Happy birthday!
01:06:52Who wants cake for my birthday?
01:06:58When was your birthday?
01:06:59March 15th.
01:07:01Maybe we missed March this year.
01:07:02When was it last year?
01:07:05Guys, let's take 87 seconds to honor our fallen comrade, Will, and the value he brought
01:07:12to dinner, Rick.
01:07:13Can we finish my birthday cupcakes first?
01:07:19Will!
01:07:21Yes!
01:07:22Yes!
01:07:23We all should feel comfortable shedding a tear or two for Will.
01:07:25He was a great man.
01:07:27A decent coat.
01:07:35Woo!
01:07:35Woo!
01:07:37Woo!
01:07:37Woo!
01:07:38Woo!
01:07:53Small bitch can run, man.
01:07:57I'm not trying to be racist or anything, but couldn't you grab a gun?
01:08:03Aren't there a ton of shootings since South Central?
01:08:05Oh please, you guys are the ones always shooting up the schools.
01:08:08C'est Kik Lise, c'est ce que tu fais ?
01:08:10Je me suis pissé, j'ai été trop peur.
01:08:28Tu es crying comme un bébé.
01:08:30Bien sûr que j'ai eu, j'ai un coup dans ma face.
01:08:33Tu n'as pas peur pour ta vie ?
01:08:34Faire !
01:08:37False evidence appearing real.
01:08:39Who are you ?
01:08:40He's with Mandy, bro.
01:08:40Come on.
01:08:41I don't belong to him, Andy.
01:08:43You ain't hear those gunshots ?
01:08:44I heard your friend say he was scared.
01:08:46I'm here.
01:08:48Clear my mind of the fear.
01:08:50Or false evidence appearing real.
01:08:53False ?
01:08:54Those are real bullets.
01:08:55Some people die from bullets,
01:08:57but most...
01:09:00die from living.
01:09:01Come on, man.
01:09:02We don't have time to listen to his Socrates
01:09:03and his forest philosophies.
01:09:05Come on, man.
01:09:05Hey, man.
01:09:06Let's see what he has to say.
01:09:08You know, he might have some water.
01:09:10You got any water ?
01:09:17Drink.
01:09:31So I have this new app that's supposed to launch tonight,
01:09:35but we have this glitch, and I think it's because we are all more afraid of making a mistake.
01:09:44Nous nous concentrons tellement sur le succès que nous ne pouvons pas nous permettre de réussir gracefully.
01:09:50Faire.
01:09:52L'évidence d'appareil réel.
01:09:54Exactement.
01:09:55Qu'est-ce que l'app?
01:09:57Il s'appelle...
01:09:58...Clone.
01:10:00Vous pouvez post-tasques que nous devons faire, qualifier les gens qui sont bidés sur le task,
01:10:04et vous choisissez la personne à leur cost.
01:10:07Groserie shopping list, pick up kids from school, work spreadsheets, sperm donations.
01:10:14Anything.
01:10:16Anything.
01:10:17Come to your house and cook dinner naked, then clean up a bath.
01:10:21Domestic categories.
01:10:23Find me a girlfriend?
01:10:25Uh, long-term or for a brief encounter?
01:10:33Hey, man.
01:10:35I feel pretty good.
01:10:39Dude looks such a good food, right?
01:10:43Yeah.
01:10:43Awesome, right?
01:10:46Wait.
01:10:46Are you guys talking about my app or about the peyote water?
01:10:48Cause you never know what you're gonna get with that.
01:10:51What the fuck?
01:10:56Relax, guys.
01:10:57I've never done drugs in my life, man.
01:10:59Oh, man.
01:11:00Oh, man.
01:11:00It feels like my soul's gonna crack out of my chest plate.
01:11:03Oh, wow, man.
01:11:05You guys need a distraction.
01:11:07Zero in, man.
01:11:10Say, do you guys know tech?
01:11:13Okay, so my cloud server is having issues because of the memory that's allotted to it.
01:11:19We're good.
01:11:42So Active Due
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01:14:36Bon, j'espère que j'espère que j'ai aidé.
01:14:42Hey guys, peux-je parler avec vous pour un second?
01:21:16C'est parce que mon garçon est en pleine de white.
01:21:18Tu ne peux pas faire VIP.
01:21:21Je suis vraiment désolé pour tout.
01:21:23Je respecte vous pour essayer de sauver votre cop's crib.
01:21:26Si mon garçon n'est pas en real estate,
01:21:27j'ai pas hâte d'honneur pour options.
01:21:29Je suis désolé, mais je ne sais pas combien
01:21:31que ça va faire pour moi avec pas d'argent.
01:21:34Je suis désolé pour vous, too.
01:21:35Si je pouvais les enfants, je n'aurais pas.
01:21:38Vous avez essayé de finir ma vie aujourd'hui,
01:21:39c'est que c'est vrai, c'est vrai.
01:21:41C'est vrai, c'est vrai avec ce pays.
01:21:44Scandalous des gens.
01:21:54C'est vrai, c'est quoi ?
01:21:56C'est vrai.
01:21:58C'est vrai, c'est vrai.
01:21:59C'est vrai, c'est un peu plus grand.
01:22:01Et là, je vis avec un quartier qui a vendredi ma vie et à l'eBay.
01:22:04Mais au moins tu a l'honneur.
01:22:06On ne rate pas.
01:22:06Je suis encore dans ma
01:22:07pareil dans ma vie.
01:22:08Buє, ils te plait à bah!
01:22:11Ma dernière fois !
01:22:201, 2, 3
01:22:37We got a handy from Mandy
01:22:41Man, I don't know what sucks more
01:22:44Us getting shafted or us losing to Mandy, man
01:22:47I'm not a loser
01:22:48And I never lose
01:22:50I only have a phone box
01:22:53Because I've never lost anything
01:22:55What's this?
01:22:57I never had sex
01:23:02Because I didn't want to lose my bikini
01:23:11We should open our own firm
01:23:13With no money, imagine that
01:23:16I'm trying to imagine how we're going to pay this bill
01:23:19I'm wearing a black belt
01:23:22Imagination is a state of being
01:23:25Man, you are everywhere
01:23:28Wait, wait, wait
01:23:31Are you a clone now?
01:23:35Drink, guys
01:23:37Enjoy
01:23:39Drink
01:23:39Drink
01:23:39I know what you like
01:23:44It's my specialty
01:23:46But today
01:23:47We are celebrating
01:23:49Come on over, guys
01:23:51You're a big part of the reason
01:23:55Transfer their check to mine
01:23:57Double everything on this table
01:23:59I want these guys passed out
01:24:01In an hour
01:24:04Let's go
01:24:04Let's go
01:24:11Let's go
01:24:12Sorry about that, ladies
01:24:14I'm not sorry
01:24:15Bye
01:24:16I'm feeling
01:24:32So, the launch was great?
01:24:33Well, we didn't actually launch
01:24:37After I heard your recommendations
01:24:38I was feeling so good about the demo
01:24:41I made a couple of calls
01:24:42And sold the app for 30 mil
01:24:46That deserves a salute
01:24:49At least one of us
01:24:50Made it out nice today, man
01:24:54So, you guys were over there
01:24:55Talking about opening a firm
01:24:57What type?
01:24:58Software
01:24:59Like we do now
01:25:01Well, if you are half as good
01:25:03At problem solving in the woods
01:25:06You're hired
01:25:10Specifically, what are you saying?
01:25:11Because I'm very intoxicated
01:25:14I owe you guys
01:25:16I
01:25:18Will
01:25:20Invest
01:25:21In us
01:25:23Say in us
01:25:25Please
01:25:25Say in us
01:25:27In you
01:25:29Oh!
01:25:30Yeah!
01:25:32Woohoo!
01:25:33Hey, Brandy
01:25:34Have legal draft up contracts for these guys
01:25:36Welcome aboard
01:25:37So, you guys start thinking of names for the new company
01:25:41We're gonna need a leader, man
01:25:44You're hired!
01:25:45Oh, Dylan, man
01:25:46I need a strong co-lead by my side, man
01:25:50You hired, bro!
01:25:52I think that deserves a toast
01:25:54Okay, guys
01:25:56Cheers!
01:25:57Cheers!
01:25:59Ooh!
01:26:01Yeah!
01:26:05So pretty!
01:26:07It's fine
01:26:08Alright, cheers
01:26:23And I would've gotten away with it
01:26:25If it weren't for you
01:26:26Captain White Dick
01:26:29Black Panther Cock
01:26:40We know what you've been doing
01:26:41On company
01:26:41Time
01:26:44Say hi to Mother Russia
01:26:45I can't!
01:26:46I can't go!
01:26:47Hey!
01:26:49No!
01:26:50You can't say hi to Mother Russia
01:26:52This is harassment!
01:26:53This is harassment!
01:27:01Don't work up a sweat
01:27:02And get your back all wet
01:27:04What did you say?
01:27:05And call to wannabe?
01:27:07You got a problem essay?
01:27:09Yeah, Nazi snowflake
01:27:19Put her in the box
01:27:20Put her in the box
01:27:24Put her in the box
01:27:25Put her in the box
01:27:28Put her in the box
01:27:28Put her in the box
01:27:28Put her in the box
01:27:29Put her in the box
01:27:29And throw away the keys to the lock
01:27:32But Harry!
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01:28:11So obvious that even your blind ass couldn't miss it
01:28:14Replacing Will's eyeballs with testicles
01:28:17A little sloppy
01:28:19Why stop, hmm?
01:28:21Why stop at a hundred bodies?
01:28:23Well, maybe I'm tired, Sanders
01:28:25Tired of all the blood
01:28:27And all the running
01:28:28Or, you know
01:28:29Maybe I'm not
01:28:33No, no, no, no
01:28:37Or maybe
01:28:38I just set your bitch ass up
01:29:08I mean, don't go on it
01:29:12Bro, we're business partners now!
01:29:15Bruh!
01:29:20Hey man, now that we're business partners, can I say the n-word?
01:29:29Dude, you came in the smallest room in your dad's crib!
01:29:32At least there's no car there!
01:29:34And I'm going to make the biggest donation to those kids' tech thing.
01:29:41All right, one free pass, all right?
01:29:43One free pass, all right?
01:29:48WHAT'S ALL ABOUT THAT?!
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