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00:00:01Dans l'histoire de l'histoire de l'humanité,
00:00:06chaque fois que les femmes font toutes les différences,
00:00:11c'est une telle telle.
00:00:29C'est tellement beau ici !
00:00:32C'est comme un paradis !
00:00:35J'aime ces arbres !
00:00:38Ça n'a pas changé depuis la dernière fois que vous êtes ici.
00:00:42Je n'ai jamais été ici avant.
00:00:48Oui, oui, c'est ma maison.
00:00:50Lors de l'humanité,
00:00:52ce endroit, c'est...
00:00:54me fait mal.
00:01:00L'air est tellement...
00:01:03frais.
00:01:04Il est tellement bon.
00:01:07Tu te sens bien aussi.
00:01:10Stop it, Michael !
00:01:12Je dis que je ne veux pas porter des dessins.
00:01:15Tu comportes comme lui.
00:01:17Tu es le président.
00:01:20Tu sais qu'il est mon idol.
00:01:23donc, je prends ta crotch.
00:01:25C'est normal.
00:01:26Tout le monde fait ça.
00:01:29Ce nouveau show...
00:01:31va être tellement agréable.
00:01:32Et je pense que vous, Maria,
00:01:35vous devriez être la star.
00:01:37Je veux que vous débrouillez votre plan.
00:01:41Je veux que vous débrouillez votre plan.
00:01:52vous avez rencontrer des dessins.
00:01:54mais vous êtes un part de mon équipe.
00:01:56Ils discutent tout le temps.
00:01:57Ils parlent tout le temps.
00:01:58Ils parlent tout le temps.
00:01:59C'est un relation de l'amour-hate.
00:02:00Je suis désolée à rencontrer les gens.
00:02:02Ils soundent intéressant.
00:02:05Je pense que vous avez des dessins.
00:02:09Je pense que vous avez des dessins.
00:02:13Je pense que vous avez des dessins.
00:02:17Je pense que vous avez des dessins.
00:02:20Je pense que vous d'entraide.
00:02:22Je pense que vous avez des dessins.
00:02:23Maikou.
00:02:24Vous êtes sérieux ?
00:02:27C'est pas génial.
00:02:29C'est, vous avez joué un pool ?
00:02:32Je ne sais même comment Bolettaire.
00:02:36C'est pas le plus.
00:02:39L'apportez, vous en avez besoin d'avoir un bon petit peu.
00:02:45Pouvez un bon petit peu.
00:02:46Oh...
00:02:47...more, more...
00:02:49...on stroke, just so...
00:02:52...etc'est smooth, in and out!
00:02:55In and out!
00:02:57All right, go ahead!
00:02:59The fun has arrived!
00:03:03Maria, I'd like you to meet Susan.
00:03:06She's my executive producer.
00:03:08My fixer.
00:03:09Without her, I'm lost.
00:03:10Okay.
00:03:11Oh...
00:03:11...and this is John.
00:03:13C'est mon computer wizard.
00:03:14Il fait tout mon social media pour moi.
00:03:16C'est un peu excentric, mais c'est le meilleur.
00:03:18C'est un plaisir de vous rencontrer.
00:03:20Je suis Maria Putin.
00:03:22C'est malheureux que Michael aime vous.
00:03:24Il aime tout ce qu'il s'agit de Donald Trump.
00:03:26Et vous regardez juste comme Melania.
00:03:30C'est sérieux.
00:03:31Elle est tellement belle.
00:03:33Je pense que Michael pourrait mettre vous dans son prochain projet.
00:03:36Showgirl Wars.
00:03:37C'est un super show.
00:03:38C'est parfait.
00:03:41Je pense que...
00:03:42Je pense que...
00:03:42...les allons aller sur le deck et je vais prendre des photos de vous et Maria.
00:03:45Et puis je vais prendre des photos de elle alone.
00:03:47Elle est tellement belle en cette robe.
00:03:53C'est bon.
00:03:56Ah !
00:03:57C'est pas la haine.
00:03:59Ok, Michael.
00:04:00C'est parti.
00:04:01Oui, baby.
00:04:02Show some sass.
00:04:03C'est bon.
00:04:03C'est bon.
00:04:04C'est bon.
00:04:05C'est bon.
00:04:06C'est bon.
00:04:20C'est bon.
00:04:21Je veuxker.
00:04:25C'est bon.
00:04:27On va tous 911.
00:04:27Je vous dit que je vais en salaer de jeux mère.
00:04:29C'est bon.
00:04:31Malur ou moi qui suiv��.
00:04:34C'est bon.
00:04:35Ca horns pour moi.
00:04:37Marais.
00:04:38C'est bon.
00:04:39Je ne suis pas un grand driver.
00:04:41Let's go.
00:04:43Bonne chance, Bear.
00:04:56A bear back,
00:04:57un petit peu,
00:04:59nice.
00:05:03Yeah.
00:05:04Tara.
00:05:10Oh, yes.
00:05:12Very nice.
00:05:15Oh, that's hot, baby.
00:05:20Ring-a-ding-ding,
00:05:21baby doll.
00:05:25Oh-ho.
00:05:27Yeah, keep it moving.
00:05:29Mmm.
00:05:30Come here.
00:05:34How is it?
00:05:36Babe,
00:05:38you're gonna be perfect for this show.
00:05:40What about that sexy lingerie I bought you?
00:05:43Why don't you go put that on?
00:05:45Have some fun.
00:05:46Michael,
00:05:48why it's always about sex with you?
00:05:50Do I have to make love today to you?
00:05:53To be on your show?
00:05:57Well, it wouldn't hurt.
00:05:59Unless we skip the bear grease.
00:06:03Okay.
00:06:04I'm sorry.
00:06:05Just wait.
00:06:06Wait, don't go.
00:06:06Just wait one minute.
00:06:08I have something that's gonna make you very happy.
00:06:11Just close your eyes.
00:06:12Close them.
00:06:16Keep them closed.
00:06:19All right, don't move.
00:06:20Keep them closed.
00:06:23Now, give me your left hand.
00:06:28I want to take you off the market.
00:06:31Oh, Michael!
00:06:32OK, let's go!
00:06:38Let's get GO!
00:06:57C'est parti !
00:07:22C'est parti !
00:07:42C'est parti !
00:07:45C'est parti !
00:07:54C'est parti !
00:07:56C'est parti !
00:08:26C'est parti !
00:08:28C'est parti !
00:08:30C'est parti !
00:08:32C'est parti !
00:08:34C'est parti !
00:08:36C'est parti !
00:08:39C'est parti !
00:08:41C'est parti !
00:08:55C'est parti !
00:08:56C'est parti !
00:08:58C'est parti !
00:09:25C'est parti !
00:09:40C'est parti !
00:09:55C'est parti !
00:10:00C'est parti !
00:10:25C'est parti !
00:10:34C'est parti !
00:10:40C'est parti !
00:10:44C'est parti !
00:10:46C'est parti !
00:10:47C'est parti !
00:10:52C'est parti !
00:11:21C'est parti !
00:11:23C'est parti !
00:11:24C'est parti !
00:11:54C'est parti !
00:11:55C'est parti !
00:11:56C'est parti !
00:11:59C'est parti !
00:12:01C'est parti !
00:12:06C'est parti !
00:12:11C'est parti !
00:12:12C'est parti !
00:12:15C'est parti !
00:12:17C'est parti !
00:12:19C'est parti !
00:12:22C'est parti !
00:12:24C'est parti !
00:12:27C'est parti !
00:12:31C'est parti !
00:12:34C'est parti !
00:12:35C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
00:13:05C'est bon, c'est bon, c'est bon.
00:13:34Well, I could use one of those stiff camo dudes right now.
00:13:39Wait a minute, guys. What's that?
00:13:43Come on, guys. Let's check it out.
00:13:52Ah, cool. Don't nobody touch it.
00:13:57Why not?
00:13:59It's the Foo Fighter.
00:14:00Loves their music.
00:14:02First seen by pilots in World War II.
00:14:04Essentially, it's a multi-directional anti-gravity proton ball.
00:14:07Hello, Area 51.
00:14:09My name is John Dawson.
00:14:12I'm so excited to be here.
00:14:13I've always wanted to meet you.
00:14:15Hello?
00:14:16Can you hear me?
00:14:17We're lost.
00:14:18These are my friends.
00:14:20Susan Tolby, Maria Putin, and Michael Bray.
00:14:23He's a big-time reality show producer.
00:14:25What are you doing, man?
00:14:26Are you trying to get me killed, you asshole?
00:14:28I thought maybe your connections would help.
00:14:31Let's get out of here.
00:14:33Come on, let's go.
00:14:49Did I ever tell you about the time I tossed my cookies on a roller coaster?
00:14:52It was intense.
00:14:55Did I ever tell you about the time I got pantsed in middle school?
00:14:57I farted in the guy's face.
00:14:59Shut up!
00:15:00Follow me.
00:15:16Will you guys wait a minute?
00:15:21I'm exhausted.
00:15:24Where are we?
00:15:26Where are we?
00:15:28Malibu?
00:15:29What happened to Nobu, to all those celebrities?
00:15:34California finally fell off.
00:15:37Who gives a horny shit about Malibu, Nobu, all these celebrities?
00:15:44I'm the only celebrity that matters.
00:15:46Okay, let's keep moving.
00:15:47There's got to be somebody out here that can help us.
00:15:49Come on, let's keep moving.
00:15:52I'm tired, Michael.
00:15:54Do you have any idea how much these weigh?
00:15:57My back's killing me.
00:15:59Here.
00:15:59I'll help you carry them.
00:16:01I'm great at carrying things.
00:16:03In your dreams.
00:16:09Malibu, if they would have raked up those leaves like they were supposed to,
00:16:12they would have never had those fires.
00:16:14Maybe they'd still be here.
00:16:15I guess they didn't listen.
00:16:39They've been around forever.
00:16:42C'est sûr qu'ils vont évoluer les humains, pour certainement.
00:16:44Pas d'évoluement, un dépôt large faecal.
00:16:47C'est dur.
00:16:48C'est dur !
00:16:50C'est dur ! Qu'est-ce que ça ? Qu'est-ce que ça ?
00:16:53C'est dur !
00:16:54C'est dur !
00:16:54Alors, je ne veux pas rencontrer ce beast.
00:16:57C'est dur !
00:16:57Michael, viens de là !
00:16:59C'est dur !
00:16:59C'est dur !
00:17:00C'est dur !
00:17:02C'est dur !
00:17:03C'est dur !
00:17:04C'est dur !
00:17:06C'est dur !
00:17:06C'est dur !
00:17:07C'est dur !
00:17:07C'est dur !
00:17:08C'est dur !
00:17:09C'est dur !
00:17:11Non-importx ling Cal-coaches.
00:17:13Good !
00:17:14And we have nothing to worry about, do we ?
00:17:18What the was that !
00:17:20It's killing me !
00:17:21It looks like a bat !
00:17:22A bat sat à úm et à night.
00:17:23I don't care if they fly day to night !
00:17:25It thing just left something in my skull !
00:17:28It's killing me !--"Maria
00:17:29! Get this thing
00:17:30out of me ! Ha !
00:17:34Ah!
00:17:39Et ce que tu es staring?
00:17:41C'est une fille, il n'y a pas de sang.
00:17:45C'est bizarre.
00:17:47Ce n'est pas bizarre, tu d'immigrant d'immigrant.
00:17:49Je devrais avoir été déroulé de la piste.
00:17:52Vous êtes horrible.
00:17:53Pourquoi tu me suis un emigrant?
00:17:56Vous êtes un emigrant.
00:17:58Nous sommes tous emigrants en Amérique.
00:18:01Je ne sais pas pourquoi je vous aime.
00:18:04C'est pas pourquoi je m'en suisse.
00:18:07Michel, tu sais pas que c'est gentil?
00:18:10Tu es un émigrant.
00:18:12C'est pourquoi je me fais des vêtements, OK?
00:18:14Et je m'en ai fait des vêtements.
00:18:19Je m'en ai fait des vêtements.
00:18:19Je m'en ai des, Sugar Walls.
00:18:21Ne te m'en a pas mal.
00:18:23Je ne me suis pas un de vos porn stars.
00:18:27Just ne me laisse moi-même.
00:18:44Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:19:05Hold on, honey! Why are you running?
00:19:09Hey, come back here, you fucking nut!
00:19:11Wait, son!
00:19:16Where are you going?
00:19:18I just want to talk to you.
00:19:20Come on.
00:19:23Michael, wait!
00:19:25We can do more than just talk if you want.
00:19:28You don't need to play so hard to get.
00:19:31Where are you going? Susan, stop being an idiot!
00:19:34It's not the Beverly Hills!
00:19:36These shoes are killing me!
00:19:38I won't bite!
00:19:39Unless you're into that.
00:19:41Wait up, you kinky stud!
00:19:58Hey!
00:19:59Hey, we're lost.
00:20:02Can you help us?
00:20:06Okay.
00:20:07You're more like a weirdo.
00:20:10Oh, gosh.
00:20:17Hey!
00:20:18You found a friend!
00:20:20It's okay.
00:20:21You can drop your weapons.
00:20:23The war is over.
00:20:25It's not good to carry a grudge
00:20:27just because I didn't date you in high school.
00:20:31Hey, um...
00:20:32Hey, boys.
00:20:33Look at this.
00:20:34Nice, huh?
00:20:36Ten grand each.
00:20:37What would happen when I put them together?
00:20:40Silicon Valley.
00:20:41Get it?
00:20:43Look at this.
00:20:44Nice booty, huh?
00:20:47What about these lips?
00:20:48It's collagen heaven.
00:20:50They say I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
00:20:54Come on, guys.
00:20:55What'd you say?
00:20:56Would you eat that?
00:20:57I don't think I'd eat that.
00:20:59Let's go.
00:21:15I guess you're not into plastic.
00:21:16It's probably bad for the digestive system.
00:21:19Idiot.
00:21:20You could have been killed.
00:21:21Yeah.
00:21:22Then look at me like a Belgian waffle.
00:21:24Yeah, they could have wolfed you down
00:21:25like a sumo wrestler
00:21:26and an all-you-can-eat buffet in Las Vegas.
00:21:29Damn.
00:21:30I should have recorded it on my cell.
00:21:32Used it for a new TV show.
00:21:34Ugh.
00:21:36All right, let's go.
00:21:38Another great day in pre-production.
00:21:41What a story to share with a gang.
00:21:43Are we almost there?
00:21:45How the hell should I know?
00:21:46Could everyone just shut up for the next 20 miles?
00:21:48Oh, my God!
00:21:49I will get wrinkles on my face.
00:21:51I need a moisturizer.
00:21:53I hate these red rocks.
00:21:56Just shush it.
00:21:58Shut up!
00:22:26I don't want to hurt you, okay?
00:22:28I don't want to hurt you, okay?
00:22:30Si vous allez faire un déjeuner pour Hustler, je voudrais regarder.
00:22:39Hey, nous sommes perdus, ok ?
00:22:42Tu peux nous dire où nous sommes ?
00:22:50Quelque chose n'a pas fait mon fantasie d'être déroulée par des femmes belles.
00:22:55Si Ivanka se trouve, je serai heureux.
00:23:01Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok.
00:23:02Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok.
00:23:03What, you wanna fight my fair lady ?
00:23:05Michael, do something.
00:23:08She's looking at me like I'm a dumpling.
00:23:10Hey, hey, back off.
00:23:12Ok, hey, I know she's hot, right ?
00:23:14I know, she's mine.
00:23:16Ok, we're, we're like, uh, like engaged or something.
00:23:19Something ?
00:23:21Ria, not now.
00:23:24Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's not a clip-on.
00:23:27Yo, what are you doing with that toy ?
00:23:28Where'd you get that thing ?
00:23:30I got it from Comic-Con.
00:23:31When you didn't bleed, when the bat hit you,
00:23:33I thought maybe I had such a power or something.
00:23:34You are an idiot !
00:23:36This is disgusting.
00:23:38Whoa, look at that.
00:23:40Go there, Michael.
00:23:42That's it !
00:23:44Are you next ?
00:23:50Ok, I've seen enough.
00:23:52Take me to your leader.
00:23:55Follow me.
00:23:56Well, that was easy.
00:24:10Where are we ?
00:24:11Where are we ?
00:24:11I mean, what is this ?
00:24:13Thunderdome or something ?
00:24:15All we're missing is Tina Turner.
00:24:17I think it's more like Planet of the Apes.
00:24:22Hey, psst, psst.
00:24:24Hey, do you know who I am ?
00:24:27Michael Bray, the hottest producer in Hollywood.
00:24:31Get me out of here, goddammit !
00:24:33I said get me out of here !
00:24:40I feel like an extra in Star Trek without the catering truck.
00:24:45Welcome, my newly transported friends.
00:24:48Okay.
00:24:52Can you get us out of here ?
00:24:54What is this ?
00:24:56A segment of Survivors or something ?
00:24:58Welcome.
00:25:00And listen carefully, for I will only say this once.
00:25:05My name is Zane.
00:25:08The here and now is 2121 A.D.
00:25:13Your parents, grandparents, and children are long dust.
00:25:18Sorry about that.
00:25:20And if anyone here still thinks that this is a reality show,
00:25:24then push someone out of your mercy cage and find out.
00:25:28Man, these women are serious.
00:25:30This is not a reality show.
00:25:32How are we gonna get out of here ?
00:25:34Okay, okay.
00:25:35Don't worry.
00:25:36We'll get out of here.
00:25:37They're only women.
00:25:40Nobody ?
00:25:42Good.
00:25:43From now on, you will all be known as SBCs.
00:25:48Selective Reading Combatant.
00:25:51No names, just numbers.
00:25:53Once your number is called, you will fight each other
00:25:56until there is a winner and there is a loser.
00:26:00The winner goes on to experience the mercy privilege of producing offspring
00:26:05so that we can weed out the weak and ensure the survival of our female population.
00:26:11Are we some kind of contestants at a breed and feed farm ?
00:26:15Yeah, right.
00:26:16More like sausages in a Jimmy Dean slaughterhouse.
00:26:18What happens to the loser ?
00:26:20An intelligent question.
00:26:22We waste nothing here.
00:26:24If you lose, you will be sent to the castration dungeon.
00:26:30The what ?
00:26:31Your testicles will be removed.
00:26:34If you cooperate, we might let you live
00:26:37and become a domesticated male,
00:26:40sworn to lifelong servitude to women.
00:26:44Yeah, fuck that.
00:26:47Otherwise, your throat will be slit,
00:26:51blood drained, and used for soup.
00:26:55Your body will be stripped of all warts and hair,
00:27:00then hung on meat hooks and smoked to preserve it.
00:27:04I tell you this to encourage you to fight and win and earn the privilege of mercing and the winning
00:27:13and losing numbers for today.
00:27:16Our mercing units, number 4 and 12.
00:27:21Step out of your mercing cage and may the best SBC win.
00:27:26Fuck, man.
00:27:27That's my number.
00:27:28Hey, Payne.
00:27:29Come here.
00:27:32Zane.
00:27:33Zane.
00:27:34I've got a brand new Land Rover, okay.
00:27:37Stand-of-the-art vehicle with your name on it.
00:27:39Hey, hey, hey.
00:27:40If you want it, it's yours.
00:27:41I have no use for that piece of junk.
00:27:44Welcome to 2121 A.D.
00:27:48Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:27:49How about women?
00:27:50I know you love women.
00:27:52I've got the hottest girlfriend.
00:27:55She's all yours.
00:27:56If you just get us out of this rat trap.
00:27:58You mean the Divine Brunette?
00:28:00What's her name?
00:28:01Maria.
00:28:02Ha, Maria.
00:28:03She's okay, right?
00:28:04You guys are gonna cannibalize her, are you?
00:28:06Oh, yeah.
00:28:07She'll be eaten.
00:28:08Repeatedly.
00:28:10Hey, listen to me.
00:28:11You do whatever you want with her.
00:28:12She's all yours.
00:28:14Dude, as you say in your archaic vernacular, she is already ours.
00:28:19Now, if you have something better to offer, then please, I am willing to give it my full consideration.
00:28:26Fuck, man.
00:28:29You'd trade Maria for your freedom?
00:28:31Hey, relax, man.
00:28:32It's just a sucker play.
00:28:33We just need a new bargaining chip to get us out of here.
00:28:47It's crazy.
00:28:51I have been transported to Mars.
00:28:54Hey, anybody is here?
00:28:56My name is Ariana.
00:28:58Welcome.
00:28:59Tell me, what happened to John and Michael?
00:29:03What have you done with them?
00:29:07And where is Susan?
00:29:08Susan is being taken care of by some of our female villagers.
00:29:13Unfortunately, Michael and John are men and kept in cages.
00:29:18Cages?
00:29:20But why?
00:29:21You will find out.
00:29:23You and your friends have taken an Akashic voyage.
00:29:26The efforts of the nations to end climate change fell short.
00:29:31A major shift away from fossil fuels, greenhouse gases, and ramping up renewable energy never happened.
00:29:39Because man was too ignorant.
00:29:41Because man was too ignorant.
00:29:41And climate change wiped out the other half.
00:29:44Radiation got into the water system, spread throughout the world, causing women to become more dominant and men less aggressive.
00:29:51It sounds good for me.
00:29:53Yes, it was a good thing.
00:29:54But no one wanted to listen about greenhouse gas emissions.
00:29:59Especially the United States, who had the power to do something.
00:30:04They were so busy making movies about fighting for the galaxies, but never about saving the planet.
00:30:16I recognize that face.
00:30:18Yes, Joseph Stalin.
00:30:20A Russian dictator who was no different than Hitler.
00:30:24Both mass murderers who censored the press to control their populations.
00:30:30And I'm sure you recognize that face.
00:30:34Former President of the United States of America, Donald Trump.
00:30:39An ignorant megalomaniac.
00:30:42My boyfriend voted for him.
00:30:44Well, he tweeted us into World War 3, which wasn't surprising considering his macho ego.
00:30:51In a dispute with Putin, the secretive president of Russia, over who had the biggest penis.
00:30:58Yes, these characters and their aggression represent a long line of men who ultimately destroyed the planet.
00:31:08That is why we have taken over.
00:31:10To ensure history doesn't repeat itself.
00:31:13Can I just go home?
00:31:15But you have no home.
00:31:17You are that no one left behind generation.
00:31:20Yes, Eve with the apple and Adam pressed the button.
00:31:25The year is 2121 A.D.
00:31:28When women rule the world.
00:31:31Now that I have brought you up to the present, don't you think it's time we finally meet?
00:31:44Wow, you're so beautiful.
00:31:49Thank you.
00:32:03As you can see, we've created a safe environment for women.
00:32:08Where females can flourish to their fullest potential.
00:32:14Very interesting.
00:32:16But, what about the man?
00:32:20Men caused unprecedented chaos around the world.
00:32:24We've exiled men.
00:32:27There are pockets of females like us all over the land.
00:32:31And we're going to be having a summit very soon.
00:32:38These women work very hard to earn the privilege of Mercing.
00:32:43What is Mercing?
00:32:45Mercing is the conception of new life.
00:32:48Your friend Michael will be competing for the privilege.
00:32:53You mean Michael is going to be screwing one of your women?
00:32:57Michael is going to make love to another woman?
00:33:01Yes, if he's lucky.
00:33:04I'm curious about something that happened in the desert.
00:33:07Michael got bitten by a bat, but there wasn't any blood.
00:33:13There wasn't any blood because the bats are radioactive.
00:33:18It was sent by Edon, keeper of the bats.
00:33:23Our mortal enemy.
00:33:29Well, um, if there isn't any man here, I mean, how do you guys have sex?
00:33:37Any way that we like.
00:33:50Are you okay?
00:33:54I'm so glad to see you.
00:33:57And what happened to Michael?
00:34:00Where is he?
00:34:01Michael's going to fight for the right to Merce.
00:34:03It's a crazy word for making babies.
00:34:05Yes, I know.
00:34:06But what happens if he loses?
00:34:09You don't want to know.
00:34:10Men are like disposable diapers here.
00:34:13John, you're not going to believe.
00:34:15But they told us we went through some time portal into the future.
00:34:22Yeah, I know.
00:34:22And it's 21, 21 AD.
00:34:25That would mean you're 130 years old.
00:34:27in the future.
00:34:28You're 20 years old.
00:34:29Wow.
00:34:31Yeah.
00:34:34If it's true.
00:34:37Oh.
00:34:40I am aging beautifully.
00:34:45Right?
00:34:46Oh.
00:34:47Oh !
00:34:49Ha, ha !
00:35:00Oh, vous avez à... vous avez à faire ça !
00:35:02Je ne suis pas un fighter, je ne suis pas un lover !
00:35:03Je ne suis pas un fighter !
00:35:12Michael !
00:35:13Où vous avez été ?
00:35:14Enough of that !
00:35:23The winner will be honoured with the privilege of mercy,
00:35:28which is sacred and must be earned !
00:35:32Let the competition begin !
00:35:35C'mon, get him or it hurts !
00:35:38C'mon !
00:35:39Go get him !
00:35:42Go !
00:35:43No, c'mon !
00:35:44I can give you anything you want !
00:35:45Go !
00:35:46OK ! OK !
00:35:48OK !
00:35:51OK ! OK !
00:35:52C'mon !
00:35:53Go get him !
00:35:56Look !
00:35:57To your foe !
00:36:03Fucking loser !
00:36:07I'm the fucking winner !
00:36:09I am not the loser !
00:36:11I'm Michael motherfucking Bray !
00:36:13And you are mine !
00:36:23Let's go !
00:36:27Let's go !
00:36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey !
00:36:31I'm the winner here !
00:36:33I'm not the loser !
00:36:34OK !
00:36:34I don't do well with this kind of situation !
00:36:37I thought I was supposed to be...
00:36:38I thought I was supposed to be rewarded !
00:36:40You're not going anywhere !
00:36:43OK !
00:36:44OK !
00:36:52Hi !
00:36:54You will teach me love ?
00:36:59You're short !
00:37:11I don't know if you're ready for all this !
00:37:20This government is open for business !
00:37:39This is our nursery !
00:37:41Is it a pregnant man ?
00:37:43Yes !
00:37:43If a man meets our stringent requirements,
00:37:47we insert a uterus into him !
00:37:52It must be painful !
00:37:55It is a very delicate procedure !
00:37:57Most men consider it a great honor !
00:38:13Long live !
00:38:15Long live !
00:38:17Long live !
00:38:18Long live !
00:38:18Baby !
00:38:18Save me !
00:38:21Save me !
00:38:22Save me !
00:38:23Save me !
00:38:24Save me !
00:38:24Cause I know !
00:38:26Look at what I feel !
00:38:28I'm sad to say !
00:38:31Ain't nothing real !
00:38:33Cause I'm sad to say !
00:38:37I've made my own dreams !
00:38:39And I've made my own dreams !
00:38:47I've made my own dreams !
00:38:49Long live !
00:38:50That's why I'm not seeing !
00:38:51Long live !
00:38:52Long live !
00:38:52Baby !
00:38:53Crazy !
00:38:55Crazy !
00:38:57Crazy !
00:38:57Crazy !
00:39:08Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:39:41C'est parti !
00:40:03I know that men can be very scatterbrained and emotional and not very intelligent.
00:40:10It's not the problem, Zane.
00:40:12What is the problem?
00:40:13Do you think he can breastfeed?
00:40:34What?
00:40:37What was that?
00:40:38Where are you going?
00:40:40Hey!
00:40:41Hey!
00:40:42I thought I earned my freedom here!
00:40:43I just made love to one of your goddesses!
00:40:44Let me out of here!
00:40:51I was totally out in the desert.
00:40:54I'm some high-powered shrooms, man.
00:40:59Now I'm in this jailhouse.
00:41:03Is this a trick?
00:41:13Pregnant man?
00:41:15How's that possible?
00:41:16I mean, why?
00:41:18Because women are better.
00:41:20Because a woman's body is too precious.
00:41:24Huh.
00:41:25C'est parti !
00:41:57Retend the crystals !
00:42:01I think we're really in the future.
00:42:09Controuders !
00:42:11C'est parti !
00:42:21C'est parti !
00:42:44C'est parti !
00:42:46C'est parti !
00:42:47C'est parti !
00:42:52C'est parti !
00:42:57Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:43:25Come on!
00:44:01C'est parti!
00:44:31C'est parti!
00:44:56C'est parti!
00:44:58C'est parti!
00:44:58C'est parti!
00:44:58C'est parti!
00:44:58C'est parti!
00:45:03C'est parti!
00:45:08C'est parti!
00:45:42C'est parti!
00:45:45C'est parti!
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00:46:19C'est parti!
00:46:20C'est parti!
00:46:22C'est parti!
00:46:32C'est parti!
00:46:35C'est parti!
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00:47:14C'est parti!
00:47:21C'est parti!
00:47:26C'est parti!
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00:47:49C'est parti!
00:47:55C'est parti!
00:48:06C'est parti!
00:48:12C'est parti!
00:48:14C'est parti!
00:48:15C'est parti!
00:48:16C'est parti!
00:48:32C'est parti!
00:48:33C'est parti!
00:48:33C'est parti!
00:48:38C'est parti!
00:48:44C'est parti!
00:48:46C'est parti!
00:48:55C'est parti!
00:49:31C'est parti!
00:49:33C'est parti!
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00:49:36C'est parti!
00:49:37C'est parti!
00:49:38C'est parti!
00:49:39C'est parti!
00:49:40C'est parti!
00:49:40C'est parti!
00:49:41C'est parti!
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00:49:47Vous voyez, j'ai été créé en 2025. Je suis un robot avec l'intelligence artificielle et ma IQ est
00:49:551,600.
00:49:57C'est-à-dire que vous, humains, n'est-ce pas ?
00:50:00Nous sommes devenus une forme complètement nouvelle de vie.
00:50:03Nous pouvons faire en sorte de faire en sorte de remplacer et de remplacer.
00:50:06Vous, humains, nous sommes réplicés nous-mêmes et nous pouvons avoir pris en place.
00:50:12Mais...
00:50:13...nuclear disaster happened, wiped out our entire communications network.
00:50:19Sadly,
00:50:22...I'm the last of our kind.
00:50:24Michael, I'd like to introduce you to my new friend. What was your name ?
00:50:27Herbert. Pleasure to meet you.
00:50:31He beat me in chess in seven moves, in four minutes.
00:50:34Herbert is from the past. He's an AI robot. Can you believe it ?
00:50:37That's fake news. Fake news. Come here, quit playing.
00:50:40I need you for something.
00:50:43You still have that crystal I gave you.
00:50:47Yeah...
00:50:54I need you to figure out how these things work.
00:50:56Why ?
00:50:57You mean why ?
00:50:59So we can dominate these women,
00:51:01kill their queen bee,
00:51:02and take over this place.
00:51:03Come on.
00:51:23I'm sorry.
00:51:24I thought you were one of those creatures.
00:51:27It's okay. It's only me.
00:51:31It's okay. It's only me.
00:51:32You seem so sad.
00:51:34You seem so sad.
00:51:36But I was just thinking about my relationship with Michael.
00:51:46Have you ever been with a woman before ?
00:51:49?
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01:15:49Ah!
01:15:50Ah!
01:15:52Ah!
01:15:53Ah!
01:15:55Ah!
01:15:57Oh!
01:15:58Oh, yeah, that's much worse!
01:16:02My heart stopped.
01:16:03You could've had it all!
01:16:05Hey, ford her.
01:16:06Ah!
01:16:18Ah!
01:16:19Ah!
01:16:19Ah!
01:16:19You fuckin' bitch!
01:16:20Oh!
01:16:22Oh!
01:16:23Imbecile!
01:16:27Oh!
01:16:28Oh!
01:16:32Oh!
01:16:33Oh!
01:16:34Oh!
01:16:44Get off of me!
01:16:46Get off of me!
01:16:47Get out!
01:16:49We've learned from you, Michael,
01:16:51that there is such a thing called love
01:16:54between men
01:16:56and women.
01:16:57No!
01:17:10Intruders!
01:17:14Intruders!
01:17:41Intruders!
01:17:44We've been enemies for quite some time.
01:17:47It's gotten us nowhere.
01:17:51More hatred.
01:17:53More bloodshed.
01:17:56Now we can create together again,
01:17:58in peace.
01:18:02Only from the heart
01:18:04we can touch the sky.
01:18:21We can touch the sky.
01:18:36it's gotten us.
01:18:52Maybe that is hope again.
01:18:57I feel an awakening
01:19:03From deep within
01:19:06Yes, I know
01:19:11I'll never forget
01:19:18I hate to break this up, ladies
01:19:20But we have an eclipse to catch
01:19:24Otherwise, we may not make it back to Kansas
01:19:26Dorothy
01:19:56And we may not make it back to Kansas
01:19:57I don't know
01:19:57I don't know
01:19:58I don't know
01:20:00I don't know
01:20:02I can't do it
01:20:12I don't know
01:20:15I don't know
01:20:15I don't know
01:20:16I don't know
01:20:31C'est parti.
01:21:00C'est parti.
01:21:32C'est parti.
01:21:58C'est parti.
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