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00:07:09What are you doing, Chad? Writing?
00:07:12No, Al, I'm shaving.
00:07:15Oh. And what are you writing?
00:07:20Short story?
00:07:23Novel?
00:07:26Screenplay?
00:07:28All right, people.
00:07:31Let's get serious now.
00:07:33Now, this showcase opens in two weeks.
00:07:37Now, I have heavyweight industry professionals coming down here and see this thing.
00:07:45Contacts that I have developed over the years.
00:07:49Professionals.
00:07:54Now, I will not showcase shitty work.
00:07:58I won't do it. I'm sorry.
00:08:00Not for the pros. I'm sorry.
00:08:02I won't do it.
00:08:05And besides that, a lot of you still have not paid up.
00:08:09Now, anybody who has not paid up will not go on, period.
00:08:17Now, afterwards, we're going to have a little wine and cheese thing.
00:08:21Okay?
00:08:22All right.
00:08:22Now, bring some wine, bring some cheese, bring a little of that dip thing, okay?
00:08:32Now, look, I ain't got the money for all that shit.
00:08:35Now, that's your responsibility.
00:08:37Now, be professional.
00:08:40Now, word to you about the ladies here.
00:08:44About hitting on or being hit on the professionals who come down here to see this thing.
00:08:52Now, do not go out with a casting director or an agent just because he's a casting director or an
00:09:05agent.
00:09:07But do not, not go out with a casting director or an agent just because he's a casting director or
00:09:17an agent.
00:09:18So, uh, Laura's not still in that idiot's acting class, is she?
00:09:23Yeah.
00:09:24Just until he gets his showcase up and she's bailing.
00:09:28Fucking blame.
00:09:30That fucking idiot.
00:09:31That fucking asshole.
00:09:33Used to follow me around the streets in my glory days.
00:09:37Back when I had the heavy-duty agent doing guest shots all over the two, three months on location with
00:09:45Hill.
00:09:47I booked like a motherfucker back then, man.
00:09:50I was in the zone, baby.
00:09:53I booked shit I didn't even want.
00:09:54That's how good I was.
00:09:57I had the world by the balls.
00:09:58I didn't even know it.
00:10:03I got so much pussy back then, you wouldn't believe it, man.
00:10:07I got more fucking pussy than David fucking Cassidy.
00:10:15Okay.
00:10:18That might be a little exaggeration, but I got a lot of pussy, man.
00:10:22Young, beautiful pussy.
00:10:24And that was back when fucking was fun, wouldn't kill you.
00:10:29I had it all.
00:10:30Nice car, nice pad, lot of pussy.
00:10:37Now I jack off around the fucking bus.
00:10:49Hey, boss.
00:10:50How about a cut of a job over here, babe?
00:11:15You're welcome.
00:11:16I'm really welcome.
00:11:16You're welcome.
00:11:16You're welcome.
00:11:19Hey, boss.
00:11:21Hey, boss.
00:11:26Qu'est-ce que c'est, chat ?
00:11:28C'est parti ?
00:11:32Je suis venu à Rock and Roll Ralph's la nuit.
00:11:35J'ai mangé des fruits et des vegetables.
00:11:38C'est des fruits.
00:11:38C'est un peu comme ça.
00:11:42Quand il y a des mouvements,
00:11:44il y a des voitures.
00:11:46J'ai regardé et il y a un gars
00:11:49avec des fiches dans ses yeux,
00:11:51il y a des fiches avec des fiches.
00:11:57Il y a des fiches et des fiches.
00:11:58Il y a des fiches et des fiches.
00:12:01Oh, c'est malheureux.
00:12:04C'est malheureux.
00:12:06C'est malheureux.
00:12:08C'est malheureux.
00:12:11Et nous sommes dans la frontière, baby.
00:12:16Je pense que ce que ça se déroule,
00:12:18est que vous ne devriez pas à changer.
00:12:21Ce n'est pas pour moi.
00:12:24Ce n'est pas pour tout.
00:12:27Je te l'aime,
00:12:28mais je pense que c'est pas assez.
00:12:34Je ne pouvais pas...
00:12:36Je suis désolé,
00:12:37je ne pouvais pas être ce que tu as besoin pour moi.
00:12:45C'est tout que je dois te donner.
00:12:50Bonne nuit, Lee.
00:12:52Je vais voir vous dans le chemin une fois.
00:12:57Je suis désolé, je...
00:13:01Je suis vraiment...
00:13:02Non, je sais que vous êtes.
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00:13:36All right, scene, scene.
00:13:38Good work, good work, good work, good work.
00:13:40Maurice, don't milk the damn thing there at that last part, okay?
00:13:44Pick it up a little bit.
00:13:45Nice work, Laura.
00:13:46You know, it's interesting.
00:13:47It felt like...
00:13:48I don't give a damn how it felt.
00:13:50Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.
00:13:52Nice work, nice work.
00:13:52I want to see you at the class, okay?
00:13:54Come on.
00:13:55Next, let's go.
00:13:59So I'm blowing this guy.
00:14:02I'm just kidding.
00:14:03I'm just seeing if you were listening.
00:14:04Is this thing on?
00:14:11So, uh, what's the deal with these pregnancy commercials?
00:14:13Have you seen them on TV?
00:14:14You know, the pregnancy test?
00:14:15They have this really nice-looking couple,
00:14:17and they've just found out that they're having a baby.
00:14:19Oh!
00:14:20But usually, this is the way it happens.
00:14:23I want to die!
00:14:26I want to die!
00:14:28I want to...
00:14:30Hey, uh, I'm sorry.
00:14:32I'm sorry.
00:14:32I just...
00:14:32I just found out.
00:14:34I'm pregnant, okay?
00:14:35I'm really sorry.
00:14:36Jesus Christ, every night!
00:14:39So I'm, uh...
00:14:41So I'm blowing this guy, right?
00:14:42And, uh...
00:14:44That's funny.
00:14:45So I'm blowing this guy.
00:14:49Don't be nervous, Billy.
00:14:51Daddy's really nice.
00:14:53She's going to come by for a few minutes,
00:14:54say hi and stuff.
00:14:55No biggie.
00:14:57Oh, fuck, man.
00:15:00It's like...
00:15:00Rich people make me fucking nervous.
00:15:03Plus, it's a...
00:15:05It's like he's a fucking old man.
00:15:07Fuck, you know?
00:15:09I mean, you know?
00:15:11I mean, what if he fucking hates my ass or something?
00:15:14He's not going to hate you.
00:15:21It's...
00:15:21Oh, fuck.
00:15:23It's Zeevo.
00:15:25Fucking fucking guaranteed.
00:15:33Ready to put Billy on?
00:15:37Hello?
00:15:39Hey, Zeevo.
00:15:40How can you miss a sound check, man?
00:15:42Explain that to me, because I don't know,
00:15:43because I ain't never done it.
00:15:44Oh, fuck.
00:15:45Uh, it's like, uh...
00:15:47Uh...
00:15:48It's like Randy's old man's in town and shit,
00:15:51and I fucking, uh...
00:15:54I'm, you know, I'm, like, fucked up over that shit,
00:15:56and it's like, uh...
00:15:57Chick is a chick.
00:15:59But the band is the band.
00:16:00You get it?
00:16:04Uh...
00:16:04I just space fucking on it.
00:16:08The gig's at 11.
00:16:09You ain't gonna space on that, are you?
00:16:11I mean, you know, this could be some very, very serious shit.
00:16:14You know, we got some very, very heavy cats
00:16:17who could, you know, tentatively show up for this thing.
00:16:21Uh, no, man, I'll be there.
00:16:24Way early.
00:16:25Hey, Billy, man.
00:16:28Get your shit together, all right?
00:16:31All right, later.
00:16:33You know there's a paper in the can.
00:16:35Yeah, right.
00:16:38All right, everybody.
00:16:40Let's give it up.
00:16:42The crystal, yeah.
00:16:44Oh, fuck, he was so pissed.
00:17:05So I'm on the set, right?
00:17:07Doing my thing.
00:17:10Director keeps yelling at me,
00:17:13but I mean vicious stuff.
00:17:14Calling me a dumb Mississippi motherfucker.
00:17:16Crap like that.
00:17:18If I don't know what that evil bastard wanted,
00:17:21I'd have done it.
00:17:21But he don't tell me shit, man.
00:17:23He just keeps doing take after take after take,
00:17:25screaming at me.
00:17:27That sucked.
00:17:29My God, that's hideous.
00:17:33Just fuck him with me.
00:17:34Just the fuck with me, man.
00:17:36I finally decide I had enough after you threatened
00:17:38to give my part to an extra.
00:17:40I'd pop up and grab that rotten motherfucker
00:17:43around the throat,
00:17:44and I said,
00:17:44listen to me, you evil piece of shit.
00:17:46You raise your voice to me one more time,
00:17:48I'm gonna rip your motherfucking esophagus out.
00:17:50You got that?
00:17:53He just looks at me,
00:17:55and I get real close,
00:17:56and I whisper to him,
00:17:58you wanna butt fuck me, baby.
00:18:01Grease up my asshole first.
00:18:03You got it?
00:18:04Oh, man, that's brutal.
00:18:07Yeah.
00:18:09What's it mean?
00:18:11I don't get the greased ass reference.
00:18:17That's a symbolic kind of thing.
00:18:19Didn't mean shit.
00:18:20But it scared the shit out of him.
00:18:24Never raised his voice in my presence again.
00:18:27Treaded mighty damn lightning in my presence after that.
00:18:32I would imagine.
00:18:38Of course, he cut me completely out of the picture,
00:18:40told everybody I was insane.
00:18:43This is a tough business.
00:18:47Now,
00:18:48I didn't create Hollywood.
00:18:51It's the way it was handed to me.
00:18:54And this
00:18:55is the industry, people.
00:18:59Now,
00:19:01the problem with you people is
00:19:04you don't listen.
00:19:06Now,
00:19:08this is a time
00:19:10that you should be listening
00:19:12more than you've ever listened
00:19:15in your life.
00:19:17Because,
00:19:18quite frankly, people,
00:19:20you don't know shit
00:19:22about the industry.
00:19:24Now,
00:19:25I'm just being honest with you.
00:19:27You know,
00:19:27when I was young,
00:19:28I thought I had all the answers.
00:19:31Jesus,
00:19:32God,
00:19:32I see these coffee shop actors
00:19:35talking about the industry
00:19:36and industry
00:19:37that they don't know
00:19:38what the hell
00:19:39they're talking about.
00:19:40My God,
00:19:41I'll tell you,
00:19:42it's frightening.
00:19:43Now,
00:19:45there's no question
00:19:46that I could have made it as an actor.
00:19:48I had a guest spot on Lassie,
00:19:49for Christ's sakes.
00:19:52but,
00:19:53I chose not to go that route.
00:19:57I didn't want to play that game.
00:20:00I knew the scene.
00:20:03Henry Wilson asked me once,
00:20:06do you know the scene?
00:20:08I said,
00:20:09yes, Henry.
00:20:10I know the scene.
00:20:13I knew the scene, too.
00:20:15But the trouble is,
00:20:17you think you know the scene,
00:20:19but you don't know the scene.
00:20:21So,
00:20:22I'm in the can of Joe Allen's,
00:20:23right?
00:20:24I mean,
00:20:24this is going way back.
00:20:25I'm shaking it off
00:20:27and I feel this presence behind me.
00:20:29So,
00:20:30I look around
00:20:30and there's this dude
00:20:32peeking over my shoulder
00:20:33checking out my unit.
00:20:37And this dude,
00:20:39this dude
00:20:40is none other
00:20:41than Henry Wilson.
00:20:43Who's Henry Wilson?
00:20:45I'll tell you who Henry Wilson was.
00:20:47Big time agent.
00:20:50Also,
00:20:50big time homo.
00:20:53Had a rock in the boards.
00:20:55See,
00:20:55I never swung with the homos.
00:20:57A lot of people swung with the homos.
00:20:59Fucking Blaine swung with the homos.
00:21:02And still didn't make it.
00:21:04That's cold,
00:21:04poor bastard.
00:21:05Fucking Blaine.
00:21:07And still,
00:21:17I don't know if you want to be the homos.
00:21:21We know that she's alive,
00:21:30but there's a lot of people,
00:21:32but there's a lot of people.
00:21:33But there's a lot of people,
00:21:33So,
00:21:33I mean,
00:21:33I don't know.
00:21:33I don't know if I'm a little more.
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00:33:19And I'm depressed
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00:53:17Oh, God!
00:53:18It's not!
00:54:18Donc, vous avez un truc zen-là avec vous, et je vois ça, et je crois vraiment que c'est
00:54:24une chose importante pour moi.
00:54:25Mais je pense que nous devons juste être amis.
00:54:31Oui.
00:54:35Oui.
00:54:36Friends, c'est génial.
00:54:38Je sais, je peux faire ça.
00:54:39Oui.
00:54:44Friends, c'est vrai.
00:54:46C'est génial.
00:54:47C'est génial.
00:54:49C'est génial.
00:54:50C'est génial, Ben.
00:54:57Je veux voir votre acte de comedy.
00:55:01C'est bien.
00:55:03C'est bien.
00:55:04Je ne suis pas fanny.
00:55:08So, chad, est-ce qu'il y a quelque chose pour moi ?
00:55:13Je veux voir film.
00:55:15Je veux voir film, man.
00:55:16Je l'ai toujours.
00:55:19Je suis filmé depuis l'âge de l'âge.
00:55:21C'est parti.
00:55:30C'est parti.
00:55:33C'est parti.
00:55:40C'est parti.
00:55:41C'est parti.
00:55:55C'est parti.
00:55:58C'est parti.
00:56:00C'est parti.
00:56:02C'est parti.
00:56:05C'est parti.
00:56:09C'est parti.
00:56:11C'est parti.
00:56:13C'est parti.
00:56:19C'est parti.
00:56:21C'est parti.
00:56:30C'est parti.
00:56:32Il n'y a rien dans cette forme.
00:56:32Dougie, pourquoi tu me torments?
00:56:34Pourquoi?
00:56:36Je ne suis pas.
00:56:38Je ne suis pas.
00:56:40Je suis un acteur.
00:56:42Je me demande si il y a un rôle dans cette photo pour moi.
00:56:46Je vais vous donner la rondeur, ok?
00:56:48A number 1.
00:56:49Je ne pouvais pas vous un travail si je voulais.
00:56:51Je n'ai pas.
00:56:53B number 2.
00:56:54Je dois regroup.
00:56:56C number 3.
00:56:57Leave me the fuck alone.
00:56:58Je dois travailler.
00:57:07Je ne sais pas.
00:57:08Donc, il n'y a rien dans cette photo pour moi.
00:57:10Je ne suis pas un acteur de france.
00:57:13Je ne suis pas un acteur.
00:57:15Je n'ai pas un acteur.
00:57:17Je n'ai pas fait un acteur.
00:57:18Je n'ai pas fait un acteur.
00:57:18Je n'ai pas fait un acteur.
00:57:21Je n'ai pas fait un acteur.
00:57:21Vous êtes un acteur.
00:57:22Et vous me annoyez.
00:57:24A lot.
00:57:35Je n'ai pas fait un acteur.
00:57:38C'est ça ?
00:57:50Le problème c'est que j'ai un audition, je vais dans le bureau, je fais le travail, je fais
00:57:56le travail et ils ne me donnent pas le rôle.
00:57:57Vous savez pourquoi ils ne me donnent pas le rôle ?
00:58:00Parce qu'ils savent que je vais intimidate le lead.
00:58:03Vous pensez que Tom Hanks ne veut pas travailler avec moi ? Il ne veut pas. Il sait que je
00:58:06vais faire de l'écran.
00:58:08Je vais avoir un aura.
00:58:10Vous savez ce qu'un aura est ?
00:58:12Un aura est un lumière bleu qui radiait des gens.
00:58:16Je vais avoir un aura et c'est un bon.
00:58:19Et vous savez, quand je step in front of the camera,
00:58:21that aura becomes visible.
00:58:23Any camera, Panavision, Aerie, Bolex, Polaroid,
00:58:27it doesn't matter, any single camera.
00:58:29It is freaky and I understand that, but some people do not.
00:58:32And that is why I am not in The Fugitive.
00:58:34That is why I am not in Jim's next movie.
00:58:36Jim?
00:58:39Jim Cameron.
00:58:42You know, I've seen myself on the quote big screen.
00:58:45I've done student films all over the city.
00:58:48West Covina City College.
00:58:51You know, I've seen myself projected.
00:58:54And I, Dougie Wester, know star quality.
00:58:57And I've got it.
00:59:00Not everyone has it.
00:59:01Jack's got it.
00:59:03Kayanu's got it.
00:59:04I've got it.
00:59:06It's not something that can be taught.
00:59:08It's not something that can be bought.
00:59:09You know, it is something that you were born with.
00:59:14When one steps in front of the camera,
00:59:17one of two things are gonna happen.
00:59:20The camera's gonna love you or it doesn't.
00:59:27Tim?
00:59:27The camera's fucking loves me.
00:59:37C'est parti.
01:00:06C'est parti.
01:00:34C'est parti.
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01:03:40C'est parti.
01:03:40Non.
01:03:45Donc, qu'est-ce que tu fais ?
01:03:47Qu'est-ce que tu fais ?
01:03:48Je ne sais pas.
01:03:49Qu'est-ce que tu fais ?
01:03:50Tu es une chanson, une actrice, une peinture ?
01:03:54Je suis une waitresse.
01:03:56Oui, je sais ça, mais...
01:03:57Tu fais quelque chose d'autre, non ?
01:04:00Non.
01:04:01Je vois que tu fais quelque chose d'autre.
01:04:04Je ne sais pas ce que je vais être quand je vais devenir.
01:04:08Je suis une waitresse.
01:04:09Je sais la même coisa.
01:04:16Je sais la même chose.
01:04:17Il me dit qu'il a un tatoué.
01:04:21Qu'il vous m'a dit qu'il a un tatoué ?
01:04:23Il vous a dit que c'est un tatoué ?
01:04:25Je ne sais qui ?
01:04:26Je ne sais pas qui ?
01:04:27Il me dit qu'elle est l'autre.
01:04:27Leot le avalé.
01:04:28Quand il vous dit qu'il a un tatoué ?
01:04:30Je ne sais pas.
01:04:31Je ne sais pas.
01:04:33Je ne sais pas.
01:04:34Je l'ai dit qu'il a une tatouée .
01:04:37On a un rat.
01:04:38I do have a bat tattoo, but Leo's damn sure never seen it.
01:04:45Where is it?
01:04:49On my right, Tid.
01:04:56Can I see it?
01:05:16That's very cool.
01:05:23Could I have your phone number, Buffy?
01:05:28Why?
01:05:29So I could call you.
01:05:31What for?
01:05:33So I can take you out or something.
01:05:36Like on date?
01:05:40I take you out, I spend some money on you, try to get you to sleep with me.
01:05:45A date.
01:06:04Thank you.
01:06:07You're welcome.
01:06:09Don't call me before 2 o'clock in the afternoon because I'm sleeping.
01:06:13I'm off Tuesdays and Thursdays.
01:06:18Do you have a car?
01:06:20Yes.
01:06:33Go home and get some sleep, man.
01:06:40Yeah.
01:06:42I'm a little tired, man.
01:06:48Say, man, I'm a little short on the...
01:06:51I might enter the coffee and pie.
01:06:54I got it. No sweat, man.
01:06:56Thank you, Gene. You pay.
01:06:59I'll catch you next time, alright?
01:07:04You're just mentally tired, man.
01:07:06You're just mentally tired, man.
01:07:20Call me.
01:07:28Woo.
01:07:34Oh, God.
01:07:40No.
01:07:43Oh, God.
01:07:50No.
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