00:02There she is!
00:04So how was the date with Ceci's cousin?
00:06Give me a trigger warning if there's sexy stuff,
00:08because I consider you a sister,
00:10and sisters do not do sexy stuff.
00:12The date was awful, and it's my fault,
00:14because I'm a terrible person,
00:15and I'm only gonna tell you this
00:17because you are an even worse person.
00:19Check in with your work wife and get eaten alive, right?
00:22But, yeah, tell me how much he sucked.
00:24He's perfect. It's just that all I could see
00:27the entire date were his little legs
00:29dangling off the barstool
00:30because his feet didn't touch the ground.
00:32Mmm.
00:33I don't want to be taller than the guy I'm dating
00:35in the fifth grade.
00:36I had this growth spurt,
00:38and, like, all the kids called me giraffe
00:40and fed me lettuce.
00:41I was so gassy that year.
00:43You ate the lettuce they fed you?
00:45I also think I kind of liked the attention.
00:48It was a really confusing time for me.
00:50I can't go out with Miguel again.
00:53They gave him a kid menu by mistake.
00:56Mmm.
00:56Hey, hot girl.
00:58Hi.
00:58Oh, my God.
00:59Miguel is so into you.
01:01Oh.
01:02Yeah.
01:02I know, right?
01:03I can't believe I didn't sit before.
01:04But you're actually, like, really pretty.
01:07Like, you know, when you...
01:09And, you know, I never thought of you as funny,
01:10but Miguel says you're funny,
01:11and then now that I'm, like, thinking back on it,
01:13like, I think those were jokes, right?
01:15Yeah.
01:16Either way, it's perfect timing
01:17because I just chipped a nail,
01:18so you and me are getting nails done at lunch.
01:21Wait, you're taking me to see Blanca?
01:24We're going to see Blanca!
01:26Oh!
01:27So, what'd you think of Miguel?
01:28I was just telling Vic.
01:31He's perfect.
01:32Oh, my God!
01:33Bring it in, Hermana!
01:35Oh!
01:36Blanca!
01:37Oh, my God!
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