Just Chill on CBS’ New Comedy Series DMV

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It’s a scorcher at the DMV, and a hungover Barb kicks off the day with a fiery pep talk that no one asked for. Don’t miss the laughs on CBS’ new comedy DMV. Watch new episodes on CBS and stream on Paramount+.

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00:00That's what happens when you go anywhere, it's...

00:05Morning!

00:06Oh!

00:07It's too much.

00:08Yeah, it's like a thousand degrees outside.

00:10Just chill.

00:11Sorry.

00:12Bit hard to chill after what happened with Noah

00:14at the bar last night.

00:15Oh!

00:16Summer, heavy, touchy, squeezy, squeezy?

00:18Better.

00:19We had nine and a half minutes of very connected conversation.

00:21Nope.

00:22Unsubscribe.

00:23God, I should not have done all of those shots

00:26with Barb last night.

00:27What?

00:28I did shots with Barb last night.

00:29Oh, dear.

00:30Lordy beat Gordy.

00:31Team, gather on.

00:32Come on.

00:33Okay.

00:34That's sad.

00:35Is she the same thing as yesterday?

00:36Barb?

00:37You okay?

00:38Good screaming and I will be fine.

00:40Ugh.

00:41Okay, as the consultant said, the state is going to be cutting one of the four Hollywood DMVs

00:44this year.

00:45Long story short, things are getting hairy up in Big Sack.

00:47Big Sack?

00:48Yeah, that's what she called me.

00:49I'm sorry.

00:50I'm sorry.

00:51I'm sorry.

00:52I'm sorry.

00:53I'm sorry.

00:54I'm sorry.

00:55I'm sorry.

00:56I'm sorry.

00:57I'm sorry.

00:58Big Sack.

00:59Yeah, that's what she calls the DMV headquarters in Sacramento.

01:01She doesn't realize Big Sack.

01:02No.

01:03Mm-mm.

01:04Barb is the sweet baby angel.

01:05Sexual innuendo goes right over her head.

01:07Now Big Sack is sensitive, so we're gonna have to massage things or we're gonna get the

01:12shaft.

01:13Okay, I see.

01:14Now it's quite entertaining.

01:15Now, we have to limit customer complaints, but that's gonna be a challenge today because

01:18it's gonna be hotter than Mars.

01:19Actually, Mars is 200 degrees below zero.

01:22Same temperature as my marital bed.

01:24I know customers are gonna be cranky today.

01:26Yeah, or we could give people the benefit of the-

01:29Just give us a minute!

01:34But under no circumstance should anybody touch the AC.

01:37Okay.

01:38Why?

01:39Cuz, new dude, this is the DMV.

01:41God forbid we do anything that costs Sacramento money.

01:44Don't worry.

01:45I'll put in a request for the state-approved HVAC guy who is allowed to lower the AC.

01:50Right after I call the bar to see if they found my retainer.

01:54Unless anybody has it.

01:55No, I don't have your retainer.

01:57Yeah.

02:00Dismissed.

02:02Um, good morning.

02:03Morning.

02:04We're still on for Saturday, right?

02:05Yeah.

02:06Yes.

02:07All right.

02:08Have a good day, everyone.

02:09You too.

02:10Did I hear Saturday?

02:12Mm-hmm.

02:13That's not a work day.

02:14Yeah.

02:15I didn't want to jinx things, but mama's got a date.

02:18Oh, you're gonna go to land down under?

02:21Gross.

02:22He's from New Zealand.

02:23Which is in.

02:24Anyways, what are you guys gonna do?

02:26Movie?

02:27Dinner?

02:28Petco.

02:29Actually, not Petco.

02:30Outside Petco.

02:31A parking lot.

02:32He's gonna swing by and meet my foster dog.

02:33Sounds like if anyone's on a date, it's Noah and the pupper.

02:36Noah's totally a date.

02:37I'm gonna wear my grandma undies just so I'm not tempted.

02:39You know, take things nice and slow.

02:41TMI.

02:42Well, it's 8 o'clock.

02:44It's time to open the Joy Factory.

02:54Drops.

02:56.

02:57.

02:59.

03:00.

03:01.

03:05All in the statues.

03:06.

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