00:00As you all know from my email, which by looking at ear faces you did not read, today is Teen
00:05Outreach Day!
00:07Goals? Get teens driving and drum up good press for our branch.
00:11This takes me back to my days as a teacher.
00:13No aww.
00:14No aww. I break out into hives whenever I hear a backpack unzip.
00:18Do you know how bad a job it must have been for the DMV to be an upgrade?
00:22Bar, why did you bring this pimple parade in here? I'm gonna be photoshopping all day.
00:25I turned the parking lot into a driving course. You guys, I'm so excited!
00:29Today he's gonna slap!
00:30Hey, what are these cards? Yeet? Bits? No cat?
00:34Handy teen slang translators.
00:38Greg, don't be mid.
00:39I don't need these, RN. I got like a dozen baby cousins who are constantly texting me. They're like, obsessed.
00:44It's low-key sad.
00:45Low-key, sort of, secretly. These are great! Thanks, Barb!
00:49So dusty.
00:49Dusty! Oh, no, that's not nice.
00:52I want everybody in slay mode! W's only today! No crap! Cap!
00:55Well, I'm gonna file a complaint with HR if anyone calls me bestie.
00:59What if I call you testie?
01:02Yeah, that's alright.
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