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00:07What is that thing?
00:12I don't know what you're doing.
00:24That woman needs attention.
00:27Okay.
00:33Well, let's get me to a hospital.
00:37Okay, we've got to get out of here, okay?
00:54Okay.
00:57Let's see.
01:00Um, let's see.
01:04Okay.
01:08Okay.
01:10Hey, look.
01:11It's a tunnel.
01:13Yeah, let's go.
01:14Let's go.
01:15Okay.
01:18Dear God, please help me.
01:21You can do it.
01:21Come on.
01:22Ugh.
01:29Uh.
01:30Uh.
01:35Uh.
01:37Uh.
01:39Uh.
01:41Uh.
01:44Uh.
01:44Uh.
01:45Okay.
01:46Uh.
01:49Uh.
01:58Can we go back?
01:59Can we go back?
02:01We can.
02:02We gotta keep moving.
02:04What are you seeing?
02:07It's just really dark.
02:11It gets smaller.
02:13What if it traps us?
02:15What if we get trapped in here?
02:17Oh my god.
02:18Tessie, baby, baby, we have to.
02:23Okay?
02:24We gotta keep moving.
02:28I can't, I can't.
02:30I know you can.
02:31Listen, we have to relax.
02:34Just focus on what's in front of you, one inch at a time.
02:37Okay, you can do this.
02:46That's right.
02:48There you go.
02:52There you go.
02:53Oh shit.
03:09Oh god.
03:14It's okay.
03:16Sorry, sorry, sorry to move. Go, go.
03:48Oh!
03:49Ah!
03:51Oh, shit!
04:02Wayne!
04:03Wayne!
04:05Wayne!
04:07Come...
04:08Come on, come on!
04:10Come on!
04:23Wayne! Wayne! Wayne!
04:27Wayne!
04:31Wayne! Wayne!
04:33Answer me!
05:04Wayne!
05:05Wayne!
05:06Wayne!
05:09Wayne!
05:10Wayne!
05:12Wayne!
05:12Wayne!
05:17Are you okay?
05:20Answer.
05:22I just...
05:24I just need a second, please. Just a second.
05:27Okay. Okay.
05:29We can rest. We'll rest here.
05:33It's fine.
05:38Just...
05:40Yeah?
05:44You need to go.
05:48No.
05:50No.
05:55No.
05:56No.
05:57No.
05:58You promised me.
05:59You promised me we would do this together.
06:05In sickness and in health, for better or for worse. You promised me.
06:12No.
06:13No.
06:13It's too much.
06:14Shh.
06:15We will just rest here. Okay?
06:19We're just gonna rest.
06:21Okay.
06:22We'll just rest here.
06:24We'll rest here.
06:27Okay.
06:28Rest.
06:30Rest.
08:13Wayne's leg is getting worse.
08:20If the infection spreads to the femoral artery, it's going to hit the bloodstream.
08:29And even at that point, there's nothing I can do.
08:38And I won't be able to save him.
08:48We have to get out of here.
08:59I have to get us out.
09:08I can't lose him.
09:17Hey.
09:22I was trying to get out of here.
09:23Get out.
09:28I'm going to sleep.
09:30I told you it was 11 o'clock or something.
09:33I told you it was 11 o'clock.
10:05It'll be easier.
10:10You can't move.
10:12You can move quicker.
10:14Come on.
10:20I will come back for you.
10:23Yeah.
10:25I was kind of hoping that was not plans.
10:37How do you make a path?
10:40You took pictures and videos.
10:42You took photos.
10:46I didn't get me a record.
10:51You can follow the path.
10:55So, try to find a new crack of light in the root system and you need to recline it.
11:03Okay.
11:10You can do this, Jesse.
11:14You'll be okay.
11:18But I'll be fine.
11:23By the time you get back, I'll be running this joint.
11:27You'll get an idea for a coffee shop within one of the caves.
11:36I don't want to do this without you.
11:39I know.
11:44You have to.
11:49I'm so afraid.
12:00I love you.
12:03I love you.
12:05I love you.
12:05Wait a minute.
12:06I love you.
12:10I love you.
12:22I love you.
12:24I love you.
12:24I love you, Jesse.
12:28I don't need to know her, but I don't need to know her, but I don't need to know her.
13:15I don't need to know her, but I don't need to know her.
13:42I don't need to know her, but I don't need to know her.
13:54I don't need to know her, but I don't need to know her.
14:47I don't need to know her, but I don't need to know her.
14:52I can't get us out of here.
15:13All you can do is go back.
15:19At least I'll be with Wayne.
15:23We'll be together.
15:51We'll be together.
15:56We'll be together.
16:01We'll be together.
16:08We'll be together.
16:20We'll be together.
16:22We'll be together.
16:27We'll be together.
16:28We'll be together.
16:33We'll be together.
16:44Jesse.
16:53We'll be together.
17:06We'll be together.
17:09We'll be together.
17:20We'll be together.
17:22We'll be together.
17:26We'll be together.
17:50Hello, gorgeous.
18:14Hello, gorgeous.
18:51Hello, gorgeous.
18:57Hello, gorgeous.
19:07Hello, gorgeous.
19:32Hello, gorgeous.
19:57Hello, gorgeous.
20:34Hello, gorgeous.
21:21Hello, gorgeous.
21:36Hello, gorgeous.
22:03Hello, gorgeous.
22:30Hello, gorgeous.
22:34Hello, gorgeous.
23:05Hello, gorgeous.
23:25Hello, gorgeous.
23:28Hello, gorgeous.
23:35Hello, gorgeous.
24:01Hello, gorgeous.
24:49I know, gorgeous.
24:51I saw somebody.
24:54Shit.
24:56I know, gorgeous.
25:07I know, gorgeous.
25:08I know, gorgeous.
25:09I know, gorgeous.
25:38I know, artist,
28:52Yeah, we're going to have to do that.
29:32No, no, no, no.
29:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
29:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
30:16I don't know.
30:43I don't know.
31:26I don't know.
31:29I don't know.
31:30Oh, Jesus.
31:33You have a more annoying alarm.
31:54Well, if it were soothing, it probably wouldn't wake us up now, would it?
32:04Hello, husband.
32:13Hello, wife.
32:15Okay.
32:16God, I love the way that sounds.
32:18Honey, too.
32:26Save it for the honeymoon, tiger.
32:28Really?
32:30Really?
32:43You know you're an amazingly beautiful woman, don't you?
32:46I bet you say that to all your new brides.
32:49How dare you?
32:50No.
32:50Just really, really cute ones.
32:53Hey.
32:57Hello, world.
32:58This is Jesse Evans.
33:00I'm here with my wonderful new husband, Wayne.
33:03Say hello, Wayne.
33:07Today, we are going on our honeymoon.
33:11Seriously, are we gonna do that like the entire weekend?
33:14I told you I wanted a video journal of our honeymoon.
33:20Never deprive a woman of her right to create lasting memories.
33:25Or to have her effing phone on her the whole entire time.
33:29You're a wise man.
33:31It's one of my many, many gifts.
33:35Speaking of gifts, did you ever get the rope?
33:39Girl, you were so dirty, I'm indignant about it.
33:42The climbing rope, you freak.
33:44That one, yeah.
33:46I got it yesterday.
33:47And you know what?
33:48I think we're the first couple in history to ever register at a local sporting goods store.
33:52High five.
33:58So, uh, last night was fun, yeah?
34:01Oh, yeah, it was.
34:03Yeah, but let's try to never do that again.
34:07What?
34:08The wedding, not the wedding night.
34:10The wedding night was awesome.
34:12Yes, it was.
34:17And you know what?
34:17We won't.
34:18You know why?
34:19Yeah, because it cost a freaking fortune.
34:23Because we did it right.
34:25We took our time, we made sure our careers were in order, I finished nursing school, we bought a house.
34:32We have the whole world in front of us and we're ready for it.
34:43We will have plenty of time for that, but right now, you need to get ready.
34:50No, I'm ready, like right now. That's the whole point of this conversation. Where are you going?
34:55What's going on?
34:56Ugh.
34:57You're killing me.
35:03Oh.
35:11Hey, give me your back.
35:13Great. Go away, man.
35:23Ready?
35:51Ah, this is the way to do it!
35:56Oh, wow.
36:00Hey, Tom, it's the road!
36:06You're crazy!
36:08Yeah, I'm a little nuts.
36:09Woohoo!
36:11Yes!
36:15Come on.
36:49I don't know.
36:51I don't know.
36:52She just said it was too much food for her.
36:54She didn't eat repetitive foods.
36:55It's really weird.
36:57Oh, come on.
36:58I totally got this.
36:59Yeah.
37:01Sorry.
37:03So, maybe we just look for a place to set up a campsite soon, huh?
37:07No, we still got plenty of time.
37:08Let's just keep going.
37:09Oh, please.
37:10I'd really rather do it before dark.
37:13What?
37:14Are you afraid of the dark, my sweet darling?
37:17But it's the worst Dracula ever.
37:21That's the worst Dracula ever that you've ever heard.
37:24It's a little harsh.
37:26No, seriously.
37:27I hate looking for a bug spray in the dark.
37:32Okay, here's the deal.
37:34Next day when we come to, we'll be on a plaque.
37:37I promise.
37:43I was gonna do that anyway.
37:45Sure you were, you jackass.
37:51Oh, my God!
37:53What?
37:54Are you serious?
37:56You're afraid of this?
37:57This is what scared you?
37:58Okay, I can do the bears.
38:00I can do the bugs.
38:01But I cannot stand snakes.
38:04It's like a toy.
38:06Trust me.
38:06There's much bigger things out here to be afraid of.
38:09Not snakes.
38:10Look, I'll show you.
38:11Don't you dare touch that thing or you will never have sex again.
38:16Alright.
38:18Hey, done.
38:18Backing away.
38:19You happy?
38:21You still may never have sex again.
38:23Yeah.
38:24You can resist all of this, baby.
38:27Come on.
38:28Let's go.
38:30Seriously.
38:32Yeah.
38:33Come on.
38:34Come on.
38:34Come on.
38:37Come on.
38:39Come on.
38:53Come on.
38:55Come on.
38:58Go on.
38:58Bye.
38:58Yeah.
39:36Welcome to the honeymoon suite of Shea, Tick, and Flea.
39:43These spacious accommodations have room for beds and supplies, and of course, an open
39:51air view for stargazing and moon watching.
39:58Hey, hon, on that note, it looks like it may rain, so we're going to have to shut it down.
40:03Can we please leave it open?
40:05It's going to...
40:08All right.
40:10Fine.
40:11Girls like our open air spaces.
40:14Okay, look, I can't help it if I'm claustrophobic.
40:18Yeah, to say the least.
40:19This hotel also features the most luxurious amenities.
40:25We have flashlights, thermoses, and bug spray, and of course, gourmet snacks.
40:35All right.
40:37Thank you, see you.
40:38Give me that.
40:44Hi.
40:45I'm Wayne Evans, manager of Shea...
40:48Shea, Tick, and Flea.
40:51Shea, Tick, and Flea.
40:54We've gone out of our way to accommodate the every wish and desire of our young honeymoon
40:58couple, particularly the ravishing Jesse Evans.
41:10You believe I'd be so lucky to marry a woman so amazingly perfect for me in every way?
41:19And we'll truly end the luckiest man alive.
41:24And if that doesn't get me laid tonight, I have no clue what will.
41:28Go fix the fire.
41:31Yes, ma'am.
41:45Don't tell, but, um...
41:48I'm the lucky one here.
41:51Hm.
42:05What the hell?
42:15Have you ever heard that before?
42:18No.
42:19No.
42:20Wait, wait, wait.
42:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:23Just ask what you made a call here earlier.
42:27Oh, come on.
42:28Come on.
42:33No.
42:34Just animals.
42:35It's okay.
42:36It's okay.
42:48It's okay.
43:08Hey, good morning, sunshine.
43:11Good morning, mother.
43:12Good morning, mother.
43:23Wow.
43:25Is that because of my award-winning performance last night?
43:29Mm-hmm.
43:29Mm-hmm.
43:30And you have coffee.
43:32Obviously.
43:33Obviously.
43:35Hey, what did you think of that time last night?
43:39Oh, the Yeti.
43:40no I'm serious it freaked me out it's wild animals we're camping hey what do
43:51you want to do first oh wait I've got a great idea oh do you now come on
44:18you
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