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00:00:12Precious Lord, take my hand, lead me on, help
00:00:27Let me stand, for I am tired, I am old, I am old, I am old, I am old, I
00:00:47am old, I am old, I am old,
00:00:56I am old, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:01:07Precious Lord, hand me, lead me on, help
00:01:24Precious Lord, amen my lord.
00:01:26God bless you.
00:01:59Three days of summer school?
00:02:02Oh yeah, it's this new program you've been doing.
00:02:06You don't need to worry, it's all girls.
00:02:08I know.
00:02:10Did you pack enough clothes?
00:02:12Mom.
00:02:14Snacks?
00:02:15Mom, I'm fine.
00:02:17I just...
00:02:18I love you, honey.
00:02:19I love you, too.
00:02:21Well, learn a lot, okay?
00:02:22I will.
00:02:25Bye.
00:02:42Bitch, it took long enough.
00:02:43I love you, too.
00:03:13I love you, too.
00:03:43I love you, too.
00:03:51I love you, too.
00:03:52I'm coming.
00:03:55Don't rush me.
00:03:58I'm coming.
00:03:59Yes, yes, I got the beer.
00:04:03Oh, my God.
00:04:09Oh, my God.
00:04:22You're a bitch.
00:04:25You're ass going to come and help me.
00:04:35There's no cake for the food.
00:04:37No, no, no.
00:04:50What?
00:04:50No, no.
00:05:07job was to get the car now Jordan I know you're going to a cabin for the weekend
00:05:13with your friends but it's well when a man loves a woman you just have to are
00:05:23you trying to give me the talk well we just never sat down and discussed it you
00:05:31think I made it all the way through high school not knowing about sex I just want
00:05:37you to be safe do you think I'm going off to be a whore all weekend no I don't think
00:05:43you're going
00:05:44off to be a whore I just don't like your friend Tina she's a bad influence on you and I
00:05:51don't
00:05:51want her to rub off on you dad you have nothing to worry about
00:05:59war get your ass out here we gotta go come okay I gotta go
00:06:40why are we stopping
00:06:51she's afraid
00:07:08is that a scale yep
00:07:16smells like your cat's butt
00:07:20how would you know
00:07:22I'm not gonna answer that
00:07:25so whose cabin is this we don't know it's not anyone's Tina found out about it a few months
00:07:31ago I think it's on YouTube oh I got it I got it it was a dare I won and
00:07:41so that is where we're
00:07:42going and no one lives there I don't know what if someone lives there who knows
00:07:51but if we get caught in someone else's house we could go to jail okay who's gonna throw four
00:07:57innocent looking girls well three innocent looking girls in jail for being lost in the
00:08:03woods and finding a place to sleep for the night
00:08:08okay YOLO oh I'm gonna slap the next person who says YOLO what you only live once she made some
00:08:17I don't know how many people say that YOLO
00:08:20hey
00:08:23no I'm riding
00:08:25YOLO YOLO YOLO YOLO
00:09:00oh thanks
00:09:01oh thanks
00:09:12oh
00:09:19Oh, where's the cabin?
00:09:24We have to walk.
00:09:25Don't worry, it's not that far.
00:09:36Well, I don't mind walking through the woods.
00:09:38I'm just not really dressed for it.
00:09:40Oh, don't worry.
00:09:41You blend in.
00:10:11Great.
00:10:29And how did you pass this?
00:10:34There has to be a small path to go around somewhere.
00:10:46What are you doing?
00:10:51I'm keeping my clothes dry.
00:10:55Unless there's a dryer at the cabin.
00:11:04I'll take that as a note.
00:11:09I hate you, Tina.
00:11:12You only live once.
00:11:14Right, Tina?
00:11:17You're right.
00:12:43Wait, what do we do to keep our dry clothes from getting wet?
00:12:47You switch?
00:12:52Damn it, Tina.
00:12:58Doesn't bother me.
00:13:00Yeah, but you're used to not having clothes in public.
00:13:06Your dad never minded.
00:13:28I hate you.
00:13:30Are you really in a bitch like that but really bad?
00:13:33Yes!
00:13:36It's not that much further.
00:14:06It's not that much further.
00:14:08That's it.
00:14:49It looks like someone lives here.
00:14:52Well, let's find out.
00:14:58Hello?
00:15:02There are four lost girls out here who need help.
00:15:04Hello?
00:15:09Four lost girls.
00:15:11Nice touch.
00:15:13Now we're probably going to be skinned alive and raped and murdered and probably even in that door.
00:15:20I don't think anybody's here.
00:15:23It's unlocked.
00:15:27We're actually doing this.
00:15:34It's unlocked.
00:15:36It must have been unlocked.
00:15:47It looks like someone lives here.
00:15:49Oh no, you can feel them as well.
00:15:51Oh wait, show us how you can tell that.
00:15:57It doesn't look like anybody's sitting here.
00:16:00Uh, maybe they stepped out and they'll be back to the plane.
00:16:07If that happens, I will be tricked Tina.
00:16:09Wait, wait, why do I get left behind?
00:16:11What about her?
00:16:12Well, I think it's your walk.
00:16:25It's not natural.
00:16:27Still.
00:16:31Okay.
00:16:31Okay.
00:16:33Okay.
00:16:35What are you guys going to do?
00:16:36What are you guys going to do?
00:16:59I don't really dare drink.
00:17:00This sucks.
00:17:03I don't remember that far back, but it was probably Tina.
00:17:10Oh.
00:17:11Yeah.
00:17:15Do you think if you have big ears, you can hear the moon?
00:17:28You're one weird cookie.
00:17:33Mmm.
00:17:35Mmm.
00:17:36I love cookies.
00:17:39Oh.
00:17:41Oh.
00:17:41Um.
00:17:42Well.
00:17:44I mean, it may be.
00:17:46I mean, how big of ears.
00:17:54Gigantic.
00:17:58Um.
00:18:01I gotta pee.
00:18:03This isn't one of those outhouse situations, is it?
00:18:08I think you should check outside.
00:18:10Oh.
00:18:12That doesn't even make any sense.
00:18:15I don't even try to do anything.
00:18:18No.
00:18:20That's right.
00:18:22Bye.
00:18:23Bye.
00:18:26You can go, girl.
00:18:28You're strong.
00:18:29Yeah.
00:18:30I love you.
00:18:31I love you.
00:18:33I love you.
00:18:33I got you, dork.
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:37I made that dork my bitch.
00:18:40I can't do it to you.
00:18:41I know.
00:18:44Damn it.
00:19:01Yeah, of me.
00:19:03Hills-oing, mom-
00:19:08Oh shit.
00:19:08Yeah, I know.
00:19:08Yeah, it's a loud message.
00:19:38I don't know.
00:19:41that house. That'll do.
00:20:13That'll do.
00:20:46Oh, my God.
00:21:11Oh, my God.
00:21:49You didn't go pee in the woods, did you?
00:21:58Kathy, I better not step in your pee.
00:22:09Look how pretty the sky is.
00:22:14Up right the moon is, it's so pretty.
00:22:19Kathy, where are you?
00:22:29Kathy?
00:22:32Kathy, come out.
00:22:55Kathy, is that you?
00:22:55Kathy?
00:23:10Kathy?
00:23:10Kathy?
00:23:11Kathy?
00:23:23Kathy?
00:23:28Kathy?
00:23:30Kathy?
00:23:32Kathy?
00:23:36Kathy?
00:23:37Kathy?
00:23:46I would like this one.
00:24:22What the hell?
00:24:24Not me!
00:24:26Door!
00:24:28Just go back to bed.
00:24:35What the hell?
00:24:43What have you been doing?
00:24:50I was peeing.
00:24:59Where's Stephanie?
00:25:12What is that?
00:25:16Don't touch it!
00:25:20She couldn't be on her period.
00:25:38It hurts!
00:25:41Oh, it hurts!
00:25:47Stephanie?
00:25:51Stephanie, what hurts?
00:25:54No!
00:25:55No, I can't!
00:25:57No!
00:25:58No, I just can't!
00:26:02First step is to die.
00:26:05To die.
00:26:08Next.
00:26:11Smiles.
00:26:12I don't think we've ever had our period so far.
00:26:15Don't!
00:26:16Please!
00:26:17Stop it!
00:26:19No!
00:26:20You won't die.
00:26:22Thanks to smiles.
00:26:25Nothing but smiles.
00:26:38Stephanie?
00:26:42Stephanie, I'm here to help you.
00:26:47Okay, I'm coming in now.
00:26:49Don't be alarmed.
00:27:09Where is she?
00:27:10No!
00:27:11No!
00:27:27I don't know.
00:27:42No! No, I can't! No, I just, I just can't, okay? No! No, I can't! No, I just, I just
00:27:57can't, okay?
00:28:12This has to be a joke. I just saw it.
00:28:25Evil is in the blood written on our DNA.
00:28:33This thing, this cabin has somehow found a way to release that, channel it through somehow.
00:28:47Everything I've encountered so far, doesn't want to stay dead.
00:28:58Oh, it's just a power outage. A power outage. Then that explains the blood.
00:29:06She stepped in strawberries or something. Nobody brought strawberries.
00:29:12Okay, maybe Stephanie turned off the power.
00:29:35We heard all the TV.
00:29:38Oh, I heard of him.
00:29:43Are you filming me?
00:29:45Pens in performance.
00:29:45Hey!
00:29:59Play with us, play with us, play with us.
00:30:26I can't, I can't, I just can't, I can't, I can't.
00:30:34Okay, fuck that.
00:30:38Goddammit, Kathy, you clumsy, stupid bitch.
00:30:42Jordan, Jordan?
00:30:45Jordan, are you, are you okay?
00:30:48Jordan?
00:31:30Jordan?
00:31:32What?
00:32:12AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:32:13Kathy?
00:32:14Nina?
00:32:19Kathy?
00:32:22Kathy?
00:32:23Kathy?
00:32:41I don't know.
00:33:09Kathy, Kathy, get away from the TV.
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00:39:36I don't know who you are, but I'm scared.
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