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00:00:12I can't tell I'm hurting inside, I've got a smile that disguises me when the world becomes empty without you.
00:00:19I couldn't tell then I've filled a lime, a plough, a flower, but broken with all the dreams and the
00:00:24moments that we've shared.
00:00:25All they were told with letters are lies, I closed my eyes for a second, a book of wishing well
00:00:31-known in the world.
00:00:32Too close to believe I'm alive, I lost my soul to your eyes, I've lost my soul to your life,
00:00:38I'm not lying.
00:00:47It's a surprise, Kate, all right? Please just play along.
00:00:50Ugh, I'm tired. I want to go home.
00:00:54Listen, please, all right? We're almost there.
00:00:57Just tell me you're not lost, Nate.
00:01:00Look, we're not lost. My iPhone is a voice-activated Google Mac.
00:01:05Google Mac, right.
00:01:06Yes. Please, don't worry.
00:01:10God, this is so lame. I just don't understand why we're doing this again.
00:01:15No, please, all right? It's gonna be so good. You're gonna be so happy.
00:01:20Watch. Hey, no peeking.
00:01:24Oh, God. Nate!
00:01:25Ugh. Just tell me you're not lost again.
00:01:29We're not lost.
00:01:31I swear, if this is to some comic book movie again, I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:01:35I swear to God. I don't want to spend another $20 of my hard-earned money on one of those
00:01:40things.
00:01:41Hey, can you please just trust me for once, all right? You're gonna ruin my surprise.
00:01:46I mean, why can't we just go out dancing or try something new for a change?
00:01:50Why is it always the same thing with you?
00:01:52I mean, I don't know if I can be with somebody who doesn't have some sense of danger or spontaneity.
00:01:57I mean, is this really what I have to look forward to? A lifetime of this?
00:02:03I promise you, when we get there, it's gonna be so worth it. Okay?
00:02:27Oh, my God. Nate, you can warn me before I break a freaking ankle.
00:02:31It's inside.
00:02:34Is this right?
00:02:35Okay.
00:02:36Surprise!
00:02:38Tell me you're joking.
00:02:39What do you think?
00:02:42I think it's closed.
00:02:43What?
00:02:45No, no, no, no, no. It's not closed. Look.
00:02:47Look, you said, let's take it to the next step, and you know, we're here, and I said, why wait?
00:02:51I never said that.
00:02:51Yes, come on. Let's pick out our wedding rings.
00:02:53Right now?
00:02:54Yes, right now. Come on.
00:02:56Nate, we just talked about the possibility of taking it to the next step, not actually taking it to the
00:03:00next step.
00:03:01Did someone put you up to this?
00:03:03No. Look, I thought about this all by myself. Please, come on. I thought this would make you happy.
00:03:08Come on.
00:03:09I bet you didn't even call to see when they closed, did you?
00:03:12We still have three minutes.
00:03:14Nate, sweetie, let's go home, please. It's Friday night. These people might have something to do as opposed to us,
00:03:19who have nothing to do but go on a blindfolded adventure.
00:03:22Wait, wait, wait. Here comes somebody.
00:03:32I'm sorry, but I am closed.
00:03:33Listen, I know. How are you doing, sir? Listen, my name's Nate. I saw you in the paper. I just
00:03:37want to show my fiancee.
00:03:41You know what? We're going to have a sale next year. Come back then, okay? I'm sorry. It is late.
00:03:46I know.
00:03:47Sweetie, we can come back some other time, really. It's no big deal. Let's leave this man be and get
00:03:51going.
00:03:53No.
00:03:54Look, sir, what's your name?
00:03:56Nate, I'm Douglas.
00:03:58Douglas.
00:03:58I'm sorry, but it's late. I gotta go.
00:04:01No, no, I know Douglas, but please listen. This is the last chance I have to save this relationship. And
00:04:05I just need five minutes. Please, for love, sir.
00:04:09Nate, let's go.
00:04:10No.
00:04:12You're joking.
00:04:19Dude, you can do better than this. Trust me. I'm saving you trouble.
00:04:24Nate.
00:04:26Look, I know what you're thinking, but listen, underneath it all, we're meant for each other. We're soulmates.
00:04:33Do you mean that?
00:04:35It's human.
00:04:42Lion in the sun.
00:04:47Look at this one, man. It's like two dolphins intertwined or something. Sort of like the Wonder Twins, right?
00:04:54You know?
00:04:55Do you know what? Let me make a suggestion.
00:04:58Anything, please.
00:04:59Look at these.
00:05:02Those are ten grand.
00:05:04Nothing says I love you like diamonds.
00:05:08I thought nothing said I love you like I love you.
00:05:13No?
00:05:15Please, can you at least try to be a little bit suave?
00:05:18Seriously? Not too much to ask for.
00:05:21Sorry.
00:05:23Oh, sorry. Look, I wasn't prepared for the price, and...
00:05:27You know what, though? It's for her. Whatever she wants, she can have it, okay?
00:05:32It's just, you know, economy, gas.
00:05:35I understand.
00:05:36Gas? Nate, you drive a freaking hybrid.
00:05:39And you work a mile from the house.
00:05:41You spend all your money on video games and DVDs.
00:05:44I think that this is a grown-up moment, sweetie.
00:06:00I know that, honey, all right? That's why I thought by bringing you here, and showing you these rings, and
00:06:06we... it would just spark... that old spark that would...
00:06:09Spit it out, Nate.
00:06:11See, that's your problem.
00:06:13You overanalyze everything, and then you shoot right over to the complete opposite end without giving anything some real thought.
00:06:21You know the deal. Let's play this tight and keep the plan.
00:06:23There it is. The street is ours for the next 15. You ready?
00:06:27Yes.
00:06:28Once we do this, there's no going back. We understand each other?
00:06:31Yeah.
00:06:31Let's go get it. Go! Go!
00:06:38You think that just by blindfolding me and forcing me to pick out crappy wedding rings...
00:06:43Sorry, no offense.
00:06:44None taken.
00:06:46That I'm just gonna swoon and marry you.
00:06:56You're really not in love with me, Kate?
00:07:03You take whatever you want, just don't hurt me.
00:07:05You're safe, no.
00:07:06I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:07You don't?
00:07:08No.
00:07:09It's in the office.
00:07:11That's better.
00:07:12Greg! Take it off! I got the biggie.
00:07:17Murder!
00:07:18Mom!
00:07:19Now get along!
00:07:20Let's go with the question.
00:07:25Relax!
00:07:27Where are the keys?
00:07:28Where are the keys?
00:07:29The keys to the goddamn safe in the second drawer.
00:07:32How do you know about that?
00:07:32I'm psychic.
00:07:33No!
00:07:40Stop, stop. Let's go.
00:07:42There!
00:07:42Pull that stuff!
00:07:44Come on!
00:07:45Come on!
00:07:50Nate.
00:07:53Keep being quiet.
00:07:54You have to do something.
00:07:55Look, you're gonna get us killed.
00:07:57Shh!
00:07:58Seriously, I can't die in here.
00:08:00Look, you're not gonna die.
00:08:01Just be quiet, all right?
00:08:02Just be quiet as people.
00:08:06Shh!
00:08:07Oh, what do we have here?
00:08:13Oh!
00:08:14Oh, ain't this cute?
00:08:17Two love birds.
00:08:19What have you got to give over here?
00:08:21Hey!
00:08:22Hey!
00:08:22I asked you a question, boy!
00:08:24Do we have a hero in the mix?
00:08:27Good.
00:08:28Then sit tight, don't freak and move.
00:08:30Hey!
00:08:31You mind if I take a look at wifey over there?
00:08:34We're not married.
00:08:35Oh!
00:08:36Not married, huh?
00:08:38I don't have all day!
00:08:39Let's move it!
00:08:41Do you know what you're taking?
00:08:42I know exactly what it is.
00:08:44Just throw the guard!
00:08:46Something doesn't compute with the equation right here.
00:08:51You...
00:08:51With him...
00:08:53And you...
00:08:54Hey!
00:08:54I'm talking to you!
00:08:56And you...
00:08:57With this fine piece of blooming onion.
00:09:00Oh, this is good.
00:09:02I like this.
00:09:05Grant, what the hell are you doing, man?
00:09:07Take care of business!
00:09:08I am!
00:09:09You ready?
00:09:11Don't go nowhere!
00:09:12No, you're not!
00:09:13Focus on the job and get back to work!
00:09:15I am working!
00:09:16Just do your freaking job!
00:09:18The hell did you say to me?
00:09:19You heard me.
00:09:21Do your freaking job.
00:09:23You really don't love me, do you?
00:09:25I don't know anymore, Nate.
00:09:27Honestly.
00:09:28You heard me?
00:09:28Do your freaking job.
00:09:31What do I?
00:09:32You speak, uh...
00:09:34Swahili over here?
00:09:35Huh?
00:09:36What the hell's the matter with you, man?
00:09:39We got a problem here, Grant?
00:09:40I don't know.
00:09:41Do we?
00:09:44Are you out of your mind?
00:09:46I don't understand.
00:09:49Nate, you're a good guy,
00:09:50but sometimes a girl wants more than just routine.
00:09:52I can set my watch by your daily schedule.
00:09:54I mean, come on.
00:09:55This ain't the time for this!
00:09:57We had an agreement, now stick to it!
00:09:58Finish the job!
00:10:00You are the job, Franklin.
00:10:02You gotta be freaking kidding me.
00:10:05Game over.
00:10:06He knew.
00:10:07He knew you'd do this.
00:10:09He knew you was looking to make a move.
00:10:12Crazy Joe.
00:10:13You think a man like that endowed in?
00:10:15You think he don't know?
00:10:17You can't make a move on a boss!
00:10:20I can be whatever you want me to be.
00:10:22See, that's what I'm talking about.
00:10:24I want you to be you without always asking me who I want you to be.
00:10:28You're constantly seeking my approval, and Christ, if that's not the crappiest deal when all you want is a man.
00:10:37Rule number one.
00:10:39Never bite the hand!
00:10:40Never!
00:10:42You should've known better than go up against the boss!
00:10:44Don't forget Joe!
00:10:45This is about us.
00:10:46And you're gonna pull this?
00:10:48What can I say, Frankie?
00:10:49Cash rules everything around me.
00:10:52No wonder you didn't hesitate to play number two, you gritty.
00:10:54You set me up.
00:10:55You set yourself up when you're playing this coup d'etat.
00:10:59No one gets to drop on Crazy Joe.
00:11:01No one!
00:11:02You sure you wanna do that, cowboy?
00:11:04I don't know, kid.
00:11:06I'm feeling a little foggy here.
00:11:09Boys.
00:11:20So it's like that, huh?
00:11:22Yeah, it's like that.
00:11:23Crazy Joe can't be having no weak links.
00:11:26You went and copped yourself an idea.
00:11:28That could be a dangerous thought, kid.
00:11:31Didn't we teach you anything?
00:11:36Believe me, this isn't easy.
00:11:38This isn't easy.
00:11:39I mean, I've sacrificed too many what-ifs waiting for you to come into your own, Nate.
00:11:43Some people just never get there.
00:11:45And I'm not one to wait around.
00:11:49Don't do this, Kay.
00:11:50Don't be stupid, Grant.
00:11:52Joe's on his last legs.
00:11:53The ship is going down.
00:11:54The spoils are in that back room waiting for us.
00:11:57Good try, Frankie.
00:12:00But this is goodbye.
00:12:02I think this is goodbye, Nate.
00:12:06What?
00:12:07Like, you got it.
00:12:09I didn't go.
00:12:11It's all in it.
00:12:18You missed, jerk off!
00:12:24I'm going to get up right now and I'm just going to go, okay, because this is not working out
00:12:28for you.
00:12:28You do what you've got to do and I'm going to go and good luck and the best of luck
00:12:33and you're very nice and thank you.
00:12:42Come out and play, kid!
00:12:45I think it's for the best.
00:12:49Who keeps texting you?
00:12:52It's just a friend.
00:12:54A friend?
00:12:55Yeah, a friend from work.
00:12:57A guy friend.
00:12:58So?
00:13:00What, I can't have guy friends or something?
00:13:02Oh my god.
00:13:21Oh my god, they're killing each other out there and all you can think about is me getting a text
00:13:24from some guy.
00:13:25Yes!
00:13:25Yes!
00:13:27Yes, that's the point, isn't it?
00:13:28All right, here we are face to face, probably at our end, and you're getting some text from some guy
00:13:33just when our relationship's getting interesting.
00:13:34It never was interesting.
00:13:36You weren't.
00:13:37All right, I was trying for all these years, Kate.
00:13:39Oh, man up, Nate.
00:13:41What does that mean?
00:13:42Whatever, you figure it out.
00:13:53Don't be high, you little punk!
00:13:55Great.
00:13:56Now look what you've done.
00:13:57Gather some boys, plan a little coup, bring your buddy along, take over an empire.
00:14:02That sounds like a Friday night to me.
00:14:04What's the friggin' problem?
00:14:06The problem is this world's full of lowlifes and thieves, and your friends are being a backstabbing son of a
00:14:10bitch.
00:14:10I'm coming for you, Frankie!
00:14:12I'm trembling!
00:14:14Yeah!
00:14:15Just keep your shirt on.
00:14:17How the hell are you getting out of this one, Frankie?
00:14:23But this is what you get.
00:14:24I'd agree.
00:14:25You missed!
00:14:26You ain't going nowhere, Frankie!
00:14:27Shut up, I'm thinking!
00:14:29That's what we're going into in the first place.
00:14:30Yeah, you little punk!
00:14:32I can't believe this is happening.
00:14:34I can't believe this is happening.
00:14:36Just stay low, okay?
00:14:37No, no, no, I mean you and me.
00:14:39I mean, I can't believe I put up with this crap for two freaking years, and you toss me out
00:14:45the moment I make a life-changing decision.
00:14:47What crap is that?
00:14:49What kind of crap is that?
00:14:51I don't get it.
00:14:52I don't know.
00:14:53Oh, but now?
00:14:55Now you have nothing to say?
00:14:56Once in your life, your mouth doesn't work.
00:14:59But you know what?
00:15:00When this is over, we're over.
00:15:11You missed the game!
00:15:13Yeah!
00:15:25Come on!
00:15:27Come on and play!
00:15:30Get him over there!
00:15:32No!
00:15:32You!
00:15:34And good luck trying to find someone to put up with your constant pigeon, your crappy food, and your dead
00:15:39fish lays.
00:15:40I'm not a dead fish.
00:15:42Yes, you are.
00:15:43Nate, let's come over here.
00:15:45Oh, I don't know, Kate.
00:15:46Whatever could it be?
00:15:48You want to handle this like civilized men?
00:15:50Let's do it!
00:15:59Nice!
00:15:59Yeah!
00:16:02Yeah!
00:16:02Get him!
00:16:03Take him down!
00:16:04Take him down!
00:16:06Take him down!
00:16:11Welcome to the Alright, and trap your motherfucking fingers like a looper, and your uncle says goodbye!
00:16:17I'm looking like a damn shirt you've got to wrap it, wrap it, wrap it, wrap it, wrap it, wrap
00:16:21it, wrap it, wrap it, wrap it!
00:16:21I'm making you sound!
00:16:23Yeah!
00:16:24Yeah!
00:16:24Yeah!
00:16:25Yeah!
00:16:25Yeah!
00:16:28Hey!
00:16:29Scream out like it left me on my skirt
00:16:31Let me tell you, let me tell you, let me tell you
00:16:33Let me tell you, let me tell you, let me tell you
00:16:34Are you down?
00:16:37Are you?
00:17:10I take it!
00:17:15Oh, you want to get fancy, huh?
00:17:20Joe's going to be pissed at you.
00:17:21As soon as I'm done with you, I'm going after Joe.
00:17:23You're always going to send him come looking for you, huh?
00:17:26I don't care. I'll take care of a cleaner too.
00:17:28Oh yeah?
00:17:29Let's see what you got.
00:17:30Come on!
00:17:30Come on!
00:17:33Come on!
00:17:34There's no need to suck!
00:17:37Come on!
00:17:38Come on!
00:17:39Come on you!
00:17:39Come on!
00:17:55Sucker!
00:17:55Come on!
00:17:57Yeah!
00:17:58Now we go!
00:18:02This sucks.
00:18:04Yeah, it does.
00:18:05Like a bitch.
00:18:06Hey!
00:18:08We ain't done yet.
00:18:12Hey!
00:18:13I don't think so, Gene, huh?
00:18:15Where you going, huh?
00:18:16Where you going?
00:18:17Where you running?
00:18:18Please don't hurt us.
00:18:19Please, please.
00:18:19Just put her out of her misery already.
00:18:21What did you say?
00:18:23You heard me.
00:18:24Just blow her frickin' brains out, alright?
00:18:27Maybe this is the type of excitement and spontaneity that you need.
00:18:31What are you talking about?
00:18:32This is not even funny, Nate.
00:18:34Whoa!
00:18:35Nerd boy over here's blowing a gasket.
00:18:37You know she's too fine for you anyway, snap-ahead?
00:18:40Nate.
00:18:41What kind of name is Nate?
00:18:42Sounds like a delicatessen.
00:18:44Huh?
00:18:45A woman like this.
00:18:48She needs a man.
00:18:49Not a geek, wussy boy like you.
00:18:52Me.
00:18:53Why don't you come up my way?
00:18:55I'll show you the real Malachi.
00:18:56I'll show you how we do things on the east side of town.
00:19:00Oh, no.
00:19:01Oh, yes.
00:19:02Not no.
00:19:03Yes.
00:19:04What you gonna do?
00:19:05Nate, do something.
00:19:06Yeah, do something, Nate.
00:19:08What you gonna do, boy?
00:19:10Hmm?
00:19:10You gonna do something?
00:19:12You look like you're gonna cry.
00:19:14Huh?
00:19:14You gonna pee your pants or something?
00:19:17Huh?
00:19:17Yeah, Nate.
00:19:18Do something.
00:19:20Save your girl, Nate.
00:19:21Do something, Nate.
00:19:23Come on!
00:19:48I broke my glasses.
00:19:55Are you okay?
00:20:00Hey?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:04Okay, we need to go.
00:20:06Come on.
00:20:40Hey, buddy.
00:20:42Stop calling.
00:20:45What?
00:20:47Kids engaged.
00:20:49Hey, look.
00:20:50You have no business calling.
00:20:52Yeah.
00:20:53Yeah.
00:20:55Your boss, huh?
00:20:58He's been trying for a month, but nothing's happened.
00:21:01I promise.
00:21:04Nothing will happen.
00:21:06Absolutely.
00:21:10Hey, honey, we have to go.
00:21:15No, not yet.
00:21:20We're making a pimp cup toast.
00:21:22We roast northern lights on southern Cali nights.
00:21:25From Oakland's black and silver.
00:21:27To the Raiders and the world's biggest graffiti in the L.A. river.
00:21:30Out in deserts drinking my liquor.
00:21:32Where the honey's a chance.
00:21:34There's ghetto birds in the hooter and I'm...
00:21:36We're out of gas, dude.
00:21:38Yeah, that looks like that was the last of it.
00:21:40This really sucks.
00:21:42You really suck.
00:21:43Whatever, man.
00:21:44It was your fault.
00:21:45How was it my fault you were driving?
00:21:53Now we're in a predicament.
00:21:55Actually, it's more of a quandary, but a quandary that sucks massive man balls.
00:22:00L.A. Bob isn't the type to have a hybrid.
00:22:03Well, most cellos don't.
00:22:04What do you want to do now?
00:22:06What do you think?
00:22:07No.
00:22:08Yeah, we're walking.
00:22:09The W word?
00:22:10Walk?
00:22:11Yeah, come on.
00:22:16You've got to be kidding me.
00:22:17No, I'm not kidding you.
00:22:18Do you look like I'm kidding you?
00:22:20You really want to walk?
00:22:22What other choice do we have?
00:22:23We're stuck out in the middle of the desert and it's cold and there's snow.
00:22:27But walk?
00:22:29What do you think our ancestors did?
00:22:31You think they discovered the West in a frickin' Geo Metro, huh?
00:22:34You think Lewis and Clark discovered Louisiana in a Range Rover?
00:22:38No, they walked.
00:22:39First of all, I failed U.S. history and I haven't walked since P.E. class
00:22:43and that's because I was forced to.
00:22:45Well, strap up your boots because we're walking.
00:22:47Hold on.
00:22:51My cell's got no reception.
00:22:53Figures.
00:22:54Well, we still got to get to where we're going and it's that way.
00:23:01Tell you what, man.
00:23:02It's all that global warming.
00:23:03That's why all this stuff's out here.
00:23:05Snow in the desert?
00:23:07I guess Al Gore did predict this an inconvenient truth.
00:23:10Yeah, I have to deal with the inconvenient truth that you're my brother.
00:23:15Zing!
00:23:16Alright, that was a good one.
00:23:17I know.
00:23:37I hate nature.
00:23:42I just keep putting one foot in front of the other there, grasshopper.
00:23:46We're not even close.
00:23:47We're not even close.
00:23:48Why do you think you have the monopoly on all the good lines?
00:23:50Put one foot in front of the other, grasshopper.
00:23:53I got good lines too.
00:23:55Yeah?
00:23:55Like what?
00:23:57Like the time that I said the...
00:24:00If you take more than three seconds to come up with a line, then you don't have good lines.
00:24:05You always are a wise-ass dude.
00:24:07Hey, where's the car?
00:24:08Put your thumb up.
00:24:09I'm not going to put my thumb up.
00:24:11What's your freaking thumb up?
00:24:12Dude, I'm going to kick your ass if you don't put your thumb in the air.
00:24:14I'll flag him down, but I'm not going to hitchhike.
00:24:16That's the same thing!
00:24:17No it's not, flagging is less threatening, while hitchhiking is more like for psychos and rapists.
00:24:22We just need some roadside assistance.
00:24:24Why do you always do this?
00:24:25What do you mean?
00:24:26We're all so hard!
00:24:31We're all so hard!
00:24:31We're all so hard!
00:24:32We're all so hard!
00:24:32We're all so hard!
00:24:33We're all so hard!
00:24:33We're all so hard!
00:24:35It's a mint!
00:24:38We're all so hard!
00:24:39We're all so hard!
00:24:41Ow!
00:24:41They're not okay!
00:24:45Well look what you did.
00:24:46They're gone, man!
00:24:47You know what?
00:24:47I bet this relationship is over.
00:24:49Oh yeah, you breaking up with me?
00:24:50Yeah, fine, good luck, fat boy.
00:24:53Sticks and stones, dickweed, sticks and stones.
00:24:55You always do this to mess with me.
00:24:56From now on, you work alone.
00:24:59You're so immature.
00:25:00Whatever, I was kicking your ass anyway.
00:25:02No you weren't.
00:25:03Have a nice life.
00:25:06You know, we're a team, don't you forget that.
00:25:09Not anymore.
00:25:12You're scared of the dark.
00:25:14Not anymore.
00:25:15Not anymore.
00:25:16You're a loser.
00:25:19Yeah, you can't, what?
00:25:21You can't say not anymore to that one, can you?
00:25:24Jerk off.
00:25:25Not anymore.
00:25:28Dick.
00:25:40I hate you.
00:25:51I can make it on my own without him.
00:25:54I don't need him.
00:25:56Nope.
00:25:57I don't care.
00:25:57It's over this time.
00:26:04It's only my brother, blood, and an idiot.
00:26:12Damn it.
00:26:17I wonder if anybody has any gas in here.
00:26:24I don't want to put my thumb up.
00:26:26I want to flag him down.
00:26:27I want to flag him down.
00:26:27I want to flag him down.
00:26:27It's the same thing, you idiot.
00:26:29Stupid big hair.
00:26:35What?
00:26:36It's freezing nuts out of here.
00:26:49Hello?
00:26:52Hello?
00:27:08Oh, cool.
00:27:09It's like a tombstone.
00:27:10I'll be your huckleberry.
00:27:14What are you doing?
00:27:16That ain't funny.
00:27:18You know I got a weak heart, man.
00:27:19Your heart's fine, Doc Holliday.
00:27:22Actually, you know what?
00:27:22You're more like Billy Bob Thornton at the beginning when you guys butt kicked when he was fat.
00:27:27Let's go.
00:27:28Whatever, man.
00:27:28I got it when it counts.
00:27:29I'm too slow, man.
00:27:32This place is weird, dude.
00:27:34Looks like the set for the sequel to The Three Amigos.
00:27:38What are you doing here, anyway?
00:27:39I didn't want to see you again.
00:27:40I told you to leave me alone.
00:27:41I promised Mom I'd keep an eye on you.
00:27:44Plus, without me you'd be lost.
00:27:46And you wouldn't have work.
00:27:48Mom always liked you the best, and it's driven me nuts my entire life.
00:27:53You're serious, aren't you?
00:27:54It's the heart attack I just had.
00:27:57Alright.
00:27:59You want to break up?
00:28:00Yeah.
00:28:02We'll do this one gig, this last gig, and then if you're still sore at me, we'll go our separate
00:28:06ways.
00:28:07Fine.
00:28:08Let's go find a titty to suck on, Mama's boy.
00:28:11Whatever, dude.
00:28:13You stay on that side.
00:28:14I'm going to.
00:28:15I'm not coming over there.
00:28:42Hey, Inspector Gadget, you find a go-go titty to suck on?
00:28:46Ha!
00:28:47You are talking to me.
00:28:48What's up?
00:28:49No, I'm not.
00:28:49Yeah, you are.
00:28:50No.
00:28:50Good.
00:28:51Fine.
00:28:56I've got a bad feeling about this place.
00:29:01Did you say something?
00:29:02Not to you!
00:29:10What was that?
00:29:12Those are shells, my friend.
00:29:13And they're fresh.
00:29:17Something ain't right about this.
00:29:25Jesus, don't go!
00:29:31Now the team, we're all going to see more miles.
00:29:33Come at it!
00:29:34That's it!
00:29:35We trust the value of our planet!
00:29:38That's it!
00:29:39That's it!
00:29:41That's it!
00:29:43That's it!
00:29:44That's it!
00:29:49What the hell?
00:29:49What the hell?
00:29:52I think it's a training simulation.
00:29:55Hank's over!
00:29:58That's it!
00:29:59That's it!
00:29:59That's it!
00:30:03That's it!
00:30:05That's it!
00:30:05That's it!
00:30:08That's it!
00:30:09That's it!
00:30:10That's it!
00:30:15That's it!
00:30:17That's it!
00:30:19Oh my god, our bags!
00:30:21We're still out there!
00:30:22You idiots out, or could you leave our bags?
00:30:24Hey, you told me to run!
00:30:25Technically, it's your fault!
00:30:26Shut up!
00:30:27It's your fault!
00:30:29Whatever, man!
00:30:30Whatever you do!
00:30:36Neil, come on!
00:30:38Are you sick?
00:30:40No!
00:30:42Come on, Mike!
00:30:43Come on, Mike!
00:30:43No!
00:30:44No!
00:30:46No!
00:31:09You're a mistake!
00:31:10Mom was leaving me ready to have kids.
00:31:12You shouldn't exist.
00:31:13You were an ass baby.
00:31:14Why don't you think about what that means for a minute?
00:31:17Dude, that's an ass baby.
00:31:19They can smell you, I bet.
00:31:21I know, it smells like yogurt.
00:31:23Dehydrated baby food.
00:31:24I thought we had something light for dinner.
00:31:45Hold up, hold up, hold up.
00:31:47What?
00:31:49What is that?
00:31:49Take those rooftops.
00:31:50Watch your points, watch your points.
00:31:51You ready?
00:31:51Get those little surgeons all around here.
00:31:53Get ready for anything.
00:31:55Cover, let up.
00:31:58Covered positions.
00:32:00Hustle up, let's go.
00:32:02Some sort of trick, Chief?
00:32:05I'm training.
00:32:06He knows what the general can set up.
00:32:09I'm ready for anything.
00:32:10That's what he says, right?
00:32:12Mm-hmm.
00:32:16Do you know what it is?
00:32:18I don't know, man.
00:32:20I know you don't know, man.
00:32:20I'm just trying to hear myself think.
00:32:22Jesus!
00:32:24It's suspect.
00:32:26It don't feel right.
00:32:30What do we got?
00:32:31Clear!
00:32:32Clear!
00:32:33Clear!
00:32:34Clear!
00:32:34Clear?
00:32:37I can't see.
00:32:39What are they doing?
00:32:40This isn't good, man.
00:32:41Are they going to open up our bags, you think?
00:32:42I don't know.
00:32:44They got out in the middle there.
00:32:46Maybe it's just trash blowing from the last sandstorm.
00:32:50No, man.
00:32:50It's like tumbleweeds.
00:32:51It's too heavy.
00:32:54It could be an IED.
00:32:57Come on, man.
00:32:58Way to cover all the angles.
00:32:59Get with it.
00:32:59Bring the hound.
00:33:01Bring the hound!
00:33:02Bring the hound!
00:33:04Bring the hound!
00:33:05Bring the frickin' hound!
00:33:08Yeah, them Taliban is sneaky, man.
00:33:12Yeah, you'd know if you weren't on laundry duty while I was running black ops in the back hills of
00:33:15Cabool.
00:33:19Oh, my God. How did we get into this mess?
00:33:23They got guns. We're probably going to get killed.
00:33:26What do you got?
00:33:27We got an auto, Chief.
00:33:30Alright, open it up.
00:33:34This is awesome.
00:33:36So, what do you think?
00:33:37Should I go get the bags?
00:33:39Oh, we got to do something, dude.
00:33:40I would kill for a cheeseburger right now.
00:33:43I hope it ain't no dang ink bomb.
00:33:45It stains the eyes.
00:33:47It's just in my clothes, damn it.
00:33:52Oh.
00:33:53Jeez.
00:33:54Damn.
00:33:55Real sick you found your calling, Hayek.
00:33:58Back on laundry duty.
00:33:59Damn.
00:34:01Hey, those are mine.
00:34:01Watch out the grease, fat boy!
00:34:05Yucky, I know.
00:34:06Sorry you didn't see that.
00:34:07Get down!
00:34:08Get down!
00:34:09Get down on the ground!
00:34:10Actually, I've got a bum knee.
00:34:12You wouldn't believe us.
00:34:12I'm an old high school athlete.
00:34:14And, uh...
00:34:14Can I just stand?
00:34:17Get down on the ground!
00:34:20What an idiot.
00:34:21Okay, I guess I'm going to take that as a no, then.
00:34:31You trespassing on private property.
00:34:33By all means, I have a right to shoot you.
00:34:35Um, I ran out of gas,
00:34:37and I just followed that little road up here.
00:34:39Shut your pickle and pie hole breakfast sausage!
00:34:43Search him, Hayek!
00:34:46Somebody get the gentle down here!
00:34:48He sure as hell ain't going to be happy.
00:34:50Did, uh...
00:34:51Didn't say breakfast sausage.
00:34:53Shut up!
00:34:54Okay.
00:34:55I'm hungry.
00:34:57He so needs me.
00:35:00Loser.
00:35:05What an idiot.
00:35:10Ooh, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
00:35:15Humpty Dumpty had a great fall?
00:35:18Shut up!
00:35:20You gonna talk?
00:35:21I... you already...
00:35:23Shut up!
00:35:26Would you please tell him to shut up?
00:35:28Shut the hell up.
00:35:31Ooh, I can't wait for the general to get down here.
00:35:35This fat ass come to the wrong camp, ain't that right, Hayek?
00:35:37Damn right, sir.
00:35:38Guys, I...
00:35:39Call me sir, goddammit!
00:35:43Sir, I pose no eminent threat to national security,
00:35:46and I can't even spell eminent if I tried,
00:35:48which I would never try to do, but...
00:35:49Sir, I've seen this before.
00:35:52He's like that fat kid from the Goonies.
00:35:55Oh, people always think I'm the catcher from the Sandlot, but...
00:35:57Shut the hell up!
00:36:00Go get me the blender.
00:36:03Brett!
00:36:04Shit, it's the general.
00:36:05Here we go, you're in for it now, fat ass!
00:36:08How do I look?
00:36:09Good.
00:36:10How do I look?
00:36:10Great.
00:36:11How do I look?
00:36:12Shut up!
00:36:19Sir!
00:36:20Sir!
00:36:21All right, all right, at ease.
00:36:23I'm not going to be in a form of military crap.
00:36:26Scatteriners.
00:36:27Hey!
00:36:28Hey, gun.
00:36:36This retarded nerd.
00:36:38You brought me here for this?
00:36:40Sir, I...
00:36:41Shut up!
00:36:42Jesus, this guy hadn't shut his pile of sense.
00:36:44He surrendered, sir.
00:36:47Check his ID.
00:36:47He had nothing to do.
00:36:49My license got revoked.
00:36:51I can explain that.
00:36:52I was in a bar fight in Tijuana, and...
00:36:54You a spy?
00:36:55Spy?
00:36:56No, no, no.
00:36:57I'm from Compton.
00:36:58I'm down.
00:37:00Down for what?
00:37:02From Compton.
00:37:03I grew up with all the brothers, man.
00:37:04I'm not your goddamn brother!
00:37:05I know what's up.
00:37:07See, now I'm going to get you suckers.
00:37:09You trying to be cute with me, boy?
00:37:10No, no, no.
00:37:11What did I say?
00:37:12Cute?
00:37:13You high on something?
00:37:14Actually, I was going to stop a crap.
00:37:16I don't know if it was yet pretty quick, but...
00:37:17Hey, don't be a smartass, okay?
00:37:19I can put a bullet in your head and bury your ass right here in the desert.
00:37:23You understand me?
00:37:25Yes, sir.
00:37:26I do.
00:37:30Jesus.
00:37:32How does this happen?
00:37:34This guy, he's an idiot, sir.
00:37:36That's right.
00:37:38It's cold outside.
00:37:40It's Friday night.
00:37:41My wife is waiting for me, and you brought me here for this bullshit?
00:37:45Oh, you know it.
00:37:47I agree, sir.
00:37:48That's right, sir.
00:37:49You checking for weapons?
00:37:50Had none, General.
00:37:51Yeah, we had a trash bag full of dirty laundry.
00:37:54We didn't dig too deep.
00:37:55It was disgusting, sir!
00:37:56I've been unemployed for a while.
00:37:58I've been eating ramen noodles, and I got the checkup.
00:38:00The checks are about to roll in in two weeks, and then I'm going to go to a laundromat
00:38:03and get all that squared away.
00:38:04Sorry about that for you.
00:38:08Outside wind.
00:38:10Now!
00:38:16Can you grab me a blanket or something while you're out there, maybe?
00:38:20I, uh...
00:38:21It's cold.
00:38:23I can see my breath.
00:38:29Please?
00:38:40Listen up.
00:38:42I want you to take this retard out into the desert and bury his ass deep.
00:38:53You're an idiot.
00:38:54Dude, what are you doing?
00:38:55Hurry up and get me out of here.
00:38:56We're on military land.
00:38:57This ain't military land, dude.
00:38:59These guys are mercenaries, and they will kill us both if they find us.
00:39:03Haven't you ever seen 2020?
00:39:04The mercenary episode?
00:39:05No.
00:39:06Yeah, it was crazy.
00:39:07It was guns and stuff.
00:39:08I'd love to catch a predator.
00:39:09To catch a predator?
00:39:10Yeah.
00:39:10Oh, I love that show.
00:39:11I almost feel bad for those guys.
00:39:12Yeah, that kind of sucks.
00:39:13This thing's crazy.
00:39:14It's the mercs.
00:39:15Yeah, mercs.
00:39:17Sir?
00:39:19Did I stutter?
00:39:21Yes, sir.
00:39:21No, sir.
00:39:23We can't have some retard running around exposing our little operation here.
00:39:27You understand me?
00:39:28Get me out of here.
00:39:30No.
00:39:31Say it.
00:39:32No.
00:39:33No, say it.
00:39:34Say it.
00:39:35Admit it.
00:39:36Nope.
00:39:37I'm not doing it.
00:39:37Admit it.
00:39:38Mm-mm.
00:39:39Say it.
00:39:39Nope.
00:39:39Dude, I can wait here all day.
00:39:42Look, I'm just going to sit right here.
00:39:44These guys are going to come back in here.
00:39:45They're going to shoot us.
00:39:47Both of us.
00:39:48I need you.
00:39:50What?
00:39:50I need you.
00:39:51What?
00:39:52I need you.
00:39:53I can't hear you, dude.
00:39:54You got to speak up.
00:39:55Fine.
00:39:58I need you.
00:39:58There.
00:39:59I said it.
00:40:00You need me and...
00:40:05And...
00:40:06I need you.
00:40:08And...
00:40:09And I can't do it without you.
00:40:10And you can't do it without me.
00:40:12That's right.
00:40:13Remember that, buddy.
00:40:14Was that so hard?
00:40:15Yeah, it was.
00:40:16Don't tie me so I can beat the shit out of you.
00:40:18God, they've got some serious knots back here.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:21They're obviously Boy Scouts.
00:40:22All right.
00:40:23We'll get her done, sir.
00:40:25Take machete with you.
00:40:26Just to be sure you don't mess things up.
00:40:29Are we clear?
00:40:31Yes, sir.
00:40:32Yes, sir.
00:40:37Sir, the fat ass has escaped.
00:40:39Go get him back.
00:40:42What the hell are you two waiting for?
00:40:43Sir.
00:40:47Damn it.
00:40:48Jesus.
00:40:49It's around me.
00:40:50Jesus.
00:40:52You know what?
00:40:53You're a little jerk.
00:40:54You know what?
00:40:54This is ridiculous.
00:40:55No, this is not as whole situation as your fault.
00:40:58My fault?
00:40:58Yeah, your fault.
00:40:59How do you always blame me?
00:41:01Because you got us into this mess.
00:41:02That you just freaking taken the ride and not attacked me like some Neanderthal.
00:41:06Those Mexicans would have picked us up and they probably would have had nice food and tortilla chips.
00:41:10If you would have taken your thumb out of your ass and put it in the air, we'd be in
00:41:15a cushy car with a heater right now and not in the middle of the desert with snow, which is
00:41:19weird.
00:41:20You're a moron.
00:41:20You're a moron.
00:41:21You're an idiot.
00:41:22You know what?
00:41:23Let's put this on pause.
00:41:24We've got to get our bags back.
00:41:25I hate you.
00:41:26I hate you more.
00:41:27Go.
00:41:33We lost some fat ass, General.
00:41:35All clear on the perimeter.
00:41:37Just too stupid to come back and think.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41You heard him.
00:41:42Sightman's over.
00:41:44You're there.
00:41:45What do you want us to do, General?
00:41:48Goddammit, Red.
00:41:50Get your ass back here.
00:41:51Get this maggot out of my life so we can give him a dirt nap, all right?
00:41:55Copy that.
00:41:59Let's get out of here.
00:42:01No, no, wait.
00:42:03I got an idea.
00:42:09Roger that, sir.
00:42:10We're heading back to base camp.
00:42:11Sir, it wasn't my fault.
00:42:12I swear.
00:42:13What kind of army is this?
00:42:16Jesus.
00:42:28I can't believe it.
00:42:29This is awesome.
00:42:31Great.
00:42:31I'm so bad, man.
00:42:32Who's the man?
00:42:33I am.
00:42:34It was my idea.
00:42:35No, man.
00:42:36I'm the one driving.
00:42:37I'm the one strong.
00:42:38Woo.
00:42:39Great.
00:42:45General.
00:42:46General.
00:42:47General.
00:42:47General.
00:42:47Slow down, Mercedes.
00:42:49General.
00:42:50Hold your eyes.
00:42:51Mama, follow me.
00:42:52All right, gentlemen.
00:42:53Yeah.
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:55Jesus Christ.
00:42:58It's a night of retards and idiots.
00:43:01Which way did you go, General?
00:43:03They went that way.
00:43:05And I'm holding you personally responsible to bring them back.
00:43:10Or I'm going to let the machete clean up this mess.
00:43:12And you know what that means.
00:43:14Now get out of here.
00:43:15We'll get them back, General.
00:43:17Sir, let's take the car with you.
00:43:19This way!
00:43:23Move your ass.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:27Let's go.
00:43:29Come on.
00:43:30Come on, we're steady.
00:43:31Get it.
00:43:33Man, we're just going to hit it up.
00:43:36Move left.
00:43:39You're lost, aren't you?
00:43:40Nope.
00:43:40Yeah, you are.
00:43:41No, I'm not.
00:43:41Yeah, you are.
00:43:42Nope.
00:43:43I can tell when you're lost when you're lost right now.
00:43:44Dude, I'm like a built-in GPS, man.
00:43:46You're a built-in idiot.
00:43:47Whatever.
00:43:48I'm telling you right now that if we're lost, I'm going to fall through your mouth.
00:43:50You're not going to do anything because I'm not lost.
00:43:52I know exactly where we're going, bro.
00:43:53Just chill out.
00:43:55Fall through the mouth.
00:43:56That's what's going to happen.
00:43:57I'm going to breathe.
00:43:58Nothing's going to stop us, dude.
00:44:00We're the Smith brothers, man.
00:44:02To infinity and beyond.
00:44:04Toy stories?
00:44:21No.
00:44:22Come on, baby.
00:44:23Come on.
00:44:23Gas it.
00:44:24I am.
00:44:26That's it.
00:44:27That's the last of it.
00:44:28You've got to be kidding me, man.
00:44:30You're an idiot.
00:44:31That's twice.
00:44:31It's not my fault.
00:44:32You jinxed it with all the infinity and beyond crap.
00:44:35Whatever.
00:44:36Here, take your bag, man.
00:44:37I ain't carrying your stuff.
00:44:38The battery still works.
00:44:40Like that matters.
00:44:41We're out of gas.
00:44:41Again.
00:44:42And they're still back there.
00:44:43Well, then hurry, then.
00:44:44Stop messing around.
00:44:45That hurts.
00:44:46You're such a baby.
00:44:47It's freaking cold, man.
00:44:48It hurts twice as much.
00:44:49Whatever.
00:44:50Whatever to you.
00:44:51Just keep putting one foot in front of the other, that grasshopper.
00:44:54Shut up, dude.
00:44:54I'm tired of walking.
00:44:55If you don't want to get your hands dirty, then I'll handle it myself.
00:44:58Fine.
00:44:59Let's get out of here.
00:45:03What are you laughing at?
00:45:04Nothing.
00:45:05Let's get out of here.
00:45:07Yeah.
00:45:08That's pretty awesome.
00:45:28I can't believe this happened again.
00:45:30Hey, man.
00:45:30I got a sad.
00:45:31I can't think of everything, you know?
00:45:33Shut up.
00:45:34Shut up.
00:45:35I know what you're going to say.
00:45:36No, you don't.
00:45:36Yes, I do.
00:45:37I always do.
00:45:38I just pretend I don't so you can have your delusions.
00:45:41Some grandeur.
00:45:42See?
00:45:42You just finished my sentence.
00:45:43Whatever.
00:45:44Ha!
00:45:46A car.
00:45:48Could be the fuzz.
00:45:49Could be help.
00:45:50I figured someone.
00:45:53You flag, I'll hit you.
00:45:59Honey, do you see that?
00:46:04Oh, dude.
00:46:05They're slowing down.
00:46:06Sweet.
00:46:08Let's stop.
00:46:09Let's just see.
00:46:13Hey, man.
00:46:14You guys okay?
00:46:15Man, we've really been through hell tonight.
00:46:17Could you give us a lift?
00:46:19Honey, they could be dangerous.
00:46:22Are you guys dangerous?
00:46:24We look dangerous.
00:46:25We're just trying to get Palm Springs for some work.
00:46:30What's in those bags?
00:46:32Dirty laundry.
00:46:33Swear.
00:46:34Palm Springs is on the way, honey.
00:46:37We can drop them off.
00:46:40We're heading that way.
00:46:41Come on in, guys.
00:46:42Great.
00:46:46Yeah, wait, wait, wait.
00:46:48Yeah, yeah.
00:46:48I see it.
00:46:49I see it.
00:46:50Where, where?
00:46:50Ten o'clock.
00:46:51Over there.
00:46:52Yeah, yeah.
00:46:52I see it.
00:46:53That's two o'clock, idiots.
00:46:55Whatever.
00:46:56Punching, Marchetti.
00:46:57Marchetti.
00:47:04I can't say ass carton for sure at all.
00:47:07Red.
00:47:10Okay.
00:47:11Oh, ow.
00:47:12Damn, I just...
00:47:13I just hit my coccyx bone.
00:47:16Red.
00:47:17The general wants a report.
00:47:19God damn it.
00:47:21How can those guys get away?
00:47:22We are trained professionals.
00:47:26General's gonna have our ass.
00:47:28Maybe there's a clue or something.
00:47:30Shut up, Hayek.
00:47:32This ain't merged, you bro.
00:47:34Get your ass back on a ride.
00:47:36Told you to let me navigate.
00:47:38Shut up.
00:47:42Thank you guys so much.
00:47:44You have no idea how bad we needed this ride.
00:47:46We are totally indebted to you.
00:47:48Yeah, thanks.
00:47:49We really appreciate it.
00:47:51We're going to Vegas.
00:47:53Nice.
00:47:54We're getting married.
00:47:56Nice.
00:47:57Oh, that's cute.
00:47:58I can't believe you let them get away.
00:48:00Man, now look at your ass.
00:48:02I don't know what to say, Joe.
00:48:04I mean, I'm...
00:48:06I'm sorry, man.
00:48:07I don't know what happened.
00:48:08Shut up.
00:48:09You ain't got nothing to say.
00:48:10Now I gotta outsource this shit.
00:48:12Don't worry.
00:48:13We'll get this guy, all right?
00:48:14Get your ass back to the casino.
00:48:20Come back to that job.
00:48:25I can't, sweetheart.
00:48:26I got so much stuff to do.
00:48:27This is important.
00:48:29We don't like to see you so worried.
00:48:36I'm not worried.
00:48:38Yes, you are, baby.
00:48:39You are so tense.
00:48:41Come on.
00:48:42Come back to bed, Joe.
00:48:44Show us just how crazy you are.
00:48:47We'll make it all better.
00:48:48Mm-hmm.
00:48:49I promise.
00:48:53Oh, my giant doll.
00:48:56My baby doll.
00:49:00Boss's work is never done.
00:49:14It's the West Coast chapter.
00:49:16Yeah.
00:49:17I'm still waiting.
00:49:18There's no silence.
00:49:19All right.
00:49:20All right.
00:49:20I'll call you back, baby.
00:49:24Hey, Joe.
00:49:25Still with the reflux, huh?
00:49:27You think this mess helps?
00:49:29Listen, Joe.
00:49:29What?
00:49:30Is it too sunny in here?
00:49:32I'm sorry.
00:49:36Don't talk.
00:49:37I saw the whole thing.
00:49:39You saw the whole thing?
00:49:41I saw the whole thing.
00:49:43But I thought the cameras were the same.
00:49:44Hey, don't think.
00:49:46So I've got a scene of this mess in the first place.
00:49:51Have you seen Franklin?
00:49:52No sign.
00:49:56Listen, Joe.
00:49:57What can I do?
00:49:58What do you want me to do?
00:50:04When the cleaner gets here,
00:50:06let's figure out what we want to do.
00:50:09Who called the cleaner?
00:50:13You know what was in the life of that one.
00:50:17You messed up.
00:50:19You know that, right?
00:50:22Yesterday, our levels created
00:50:23made me feel like things will change,
00:50:25but suddenly we'll do it.
00:50:27Are we there yet?
00:50:28Ow, what?
00:50:29I'm hungry, man.
00:50:30Maybe we could stop and go through a drive-thru.
00:50:32Sorry, guys.
00:50:33He's autistic.
00:50:34I'm not autistic.
00:50:35I'm artistic.
00:50:36You've seen my works.
00:50:38Whatever, dude.
00:50:38You do coloring books.
00:50:40No, guys.
00:50:41That's fine.
00:50:42So where are you guys from originally?
00:50:44Back east.
00:50:46Whoa.
00:50:47No way.
00:50:47Whereabouts?
00:50:48Boston?
00:50:49Somerville, right here.
00:50:50Uh-oh.
00:50:51Stuck up, Jake.
00:50:52Some of them.
00:50:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:50:56You have no idea.
00:50:59You shut up.
00:51:00Make me.
00:51:03So, how long have you two been together?
00:51:07Two and a half years.
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:10Yeah, keeping a relationship is hard,
00:51:11but you know we're working at it.
00:51:13Yeah.
00:51:14We know what you mean.
00:51:15Yeah.
00:51:16Oh, you guys a couple?
00:51:17No, no, no.
00:51:18We're brothers.
00:51:19We're not gay.
00:51:20No, not gay.
00:51:21Oh.
00:51:21Excuse me.
00:51:24So, what's this gig you have?
00:51:25Are you guys like musicians or something?
00:51:27No.
00:51:28No, no, no.
00:51:29We're just helping out a friend.
00:51:30It's like a favor.
00:51:31It's boring, really.
00:51:32I don't want to trouble you with the details.
00:51:34But it pays.
00:51:35Yeah.
00:51:35And, you know, you've got to pay the rent, right?
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:38And these times, I mean, take what you can get, right?
00:51:42Right?
00:51:42True that, man.
00:51:43Oh, oh, the exit right up here.
00:51:45Where?
00:51:46The next exit.
00:51:47It's Palm Canyon.
00:51:48Okay, okay.
00:51:48And there's a burger shop off the on-ramp.
00:51:51If you could stop and get some chicken fries, it'd be great.
00:52:12Time has gone now, my love.
00:52:17Awesome, Lincoln.
00:52:23Actually, it was at this grocery store.
00:52:27And, um...
00:52:28You're crazy.
00:52:29You seriously think he'd kick his ass?
00:52:31Cool.
00:52:32What?
00:52:33You're crazy.
00:52:35What's DC doing?
00:52:36What's the DC guy?
00:52:37DC's terrible.
00:52:38I know.
00:52:39Sorry.
00:52:40It's okay.
00:52:40And that's how we met?
00:52:42That's such a sweet story.
00:52:43I think I'm going to get a toothpick from it.
00:52:46Shut up.
00:52:47It was sweet.
00:52:48No, no, no.
00:52:49Don't get me wrong.
00:52:50He's one smooth operator over there, isn't he?
00:52:53He is.
00:52:55You know, and he's only getting better.
00:52:57I think we both have.
00:52:59C'est la vie, right?
00:53:01I think I'm the lucky one now.
00:53:03I wish I could say the same about my significant other.
00:53:06Yeah, I heard that.
00:53:07I know you did.
00:53:08That's why I said it.
00:53:10Nice.
00:53:13Oh, lovers.
00:53:14Why are you drinking all your Haterade?
00:53:16I'm not.
00:53:16I was just joking around.
00:53:20You're a Martian man, Andrew.
00:53:22Really?
00:53:23You're kidding me?
00:53:24No.
00:53:24You're smoking crack, dude.
00:53:25You're smoking crack.
00:53:27Marvel's got all the best characters.
00:53:29DC guys, you got what?
00:53:30Green Lantern.
00:53:31Plastic Man.
00:53:32Let's do that.
00:53:32Oh, I got Plastic Man.
00:53:34Green Lantern.
00:53:35You know?
00:53:37Yeah, but they're okay, but one Batman trumps ten Captain America.
00:53:44I'll give you that.
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:46You will.
00:53:52So, don't you guys have somewhere to be?
00:53:56Yeah.
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:57Yeah, we got a job to do, unfortunately.
00:54:00Bartender, can I get another beer?
00:54:01We have time for another beer, right?
00:54:03I don't think we have time, dude.
00:54:04You got time?
00:54:05Go.
00:54:06Go.
00:54:07Fine.
00:54:08We'll have another round of shots.
00:54:10Yeah, round of shots.
00:54:12God damn it, where is this guy?
00:54:15Have you used this guy before?
00:54:16No.
00:54:17I've never seen him before in my life.
00:54:21You see what I've been reduced to?
00:54:22You see?
00:54:24I can't even use my own guys.
00:54:26It's supposed to be some real hot shot.
00:54:29You know how these cleaner guys are.
00:54:31All smoke and mirrors.
00:54:32It's all hype.
00:54:33Come on, just think of the name.
00:54:35Cleaners.
00:54:36Come on.
00:54:37Not this guy.
00:54:39The guy that referred him as Eddie's the real deal.
00:54:41Took out L.A. Bob's crew last month.
00:54:44Alone.
00:54:45Oh, he's a Hollywood type of guy, dude.
00:54:47He likes to steal the show, make a late entrance to L.A. Bob.
00:54:51He wasn't nothing.
00:54:54It was 40 to 1.
00:54:58Exactly.
00:55:01Hey, Joe, where you going?
00:55:02Hey, can I take a leak?
00:55:05I think so.
00:55:06Yeah.
00:55:12Hello, you guys.
00:55:12Looks like our time together is just about up.
00:55:14Yeah, thank you so much.
00:55:15We owe you a ton.
00:55:16No, it's our pleasure.
00:55:18You two behave and take care of each other, okay?
00:55:21You're brothers.
00:55:23I never thought I'd be saying that to two hitchhikers, but...
00:55:26Well, I guess you learn something new about people all the time, right?
00:55:29Yeah.
00:55:33Guys, this is it.
00:55:34Looks closed.
00:55:35This is Indian land.
00:55:36I know it doesn't look like much, but it's open.
00:55:38You want us to walk you in?
00:55:39You sure?
00:55:39No, no, it's all right, you guys.
00:55:41Seriously, you've already done enough.
00:55:42Okay.
00:55:43You sure?
00:55:44I'm positive, dude.
00:55:45Thanks, Nate.
00:55:45I really appreciate it.
00:55:46All right.
00:55:47Well, if you need anything, just...
00:55:50Nate, Kate, late.
00:55:52Thank you so much.
00:55:53I really appreciate everything and good luck with your marriage and all that.
00:55:57Dude, do you know how amazing that line just was?
00:55:59I just had a good line.
00:56:01Late?
00:56:01I just had a good line.
00:56:02And it rhymed.
00:56:03That was awesome.
00:56:03You don't have the Monopoly on all the lines, I told you.
00:56:16All right, dude, put your game face on.
00:56:18I always got my game face on.
00:56:20Hey, man, tell Large Marge send this.
00:56:21Stop messing around.
00:56:23Francis.
00:56:24Oh, good line.
00:56:44Are you sure this is where the gig's at, or is this another one of your underground
00:56:47depots?
00:56:47Can you shut up?
00:56:48Yes, this is where the gig's at.
00:56:49Oh, you like deep and hard.
00:56:50Very nice, huh?
00:56:51What, you expect him to put a big sign out front?
00:56:53This is like mob boss, casino more?
00:56:55You're the one that has my favorite one with a Spartacus on your face.
00:56:57You don't have a Spartacus or something.
00:56:59No, no, no, no.
00:57:02Start cutting-edge.
00:57:04Huh?
00:57:05Yeah, good olduğum, man.
00:57:11Yeah, goodcott.
00:57:30Have you ever seen me?
00:57:32Of course I know.
00:57:32Dude, this is my kind of place, baby!
00:57:38Alright, relax, relax.
00:57:39Let's find our guy.
00:57:40What's up?
00:57:41Hey, how's it going?
00:57:42Yeah.
00:57:42What's up, man?
00:57:46You guys winning?
00:57:50Are those henna tattoos?
00:57:51No, those are definitely real.
00:57:53Okay.
00:57:54What's up, man?
00:58:06You guys know where Joe's at?
00:58:10Are you sure that's where the game's at?
00:58:12Follow my lady.
00:58:13Sweet, guys.
00:58:14I'll take care of this.
00:58:15We ain't open.
00:58:16College ball's downtown.
00:58:18Alright, kids?
00:58:19Come on.
00:58:19There's a lot of people in here.
00:58:20You look open to me.
00:58:22We ain't open, freak show.
00:58:25Who are you?
00:58:27The guy's telling you're in the wrong freaking place.
00:58:29Get the hell out of here if you don't want trouble.
00:58:33Really?
00:58:33Hey.
00:58:34Hey.
00:58:35You hear what I said?
00:58:36I'm sorry.
00:58:37Me and my brother.
00:58:38Did you hear what I said?
00:58:38Oh, yeah.
00:58:39I heard you.
00:58:39You heard me?
00:58:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:58:41I have some sand in my ear.
00:58:42Get out of here.
00:58:43I don't care how long you got.
00:58:45Get the hell out of here, boy.
00:58:47That's a big truck.
00:58:49I think so.
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:50Big truck.
00:58:51Like the Kurt Russell movie.
00:58:52Yeah.
00:58:53I know.
00:58:54What do we got here?
00:58:55Nothing.
00:58:56They were just leaving.
00:58:57A couple of college students.
00:59:02Ready to go?
00:59:04I don't know.
00:59:06You okay?
00:59:08I feel like something's not right.
00:59:11I think we should leave our number with him.
00:59:13Really?
00:59:15Yeah, I think it's the right thing to do.
00:59:16I'll be right back.
00:59:17No.
00:59:19You're not going to go without me.
00:59:21I'll be right back.
00:59:22I know.
00:59:23I just want to go with you.
00:59:29Okay.
00:59:30Let's go.
00:59:31Hey, I called hospitality for a reason, man.
00:59:33Where's the customer service?
00:59:34Hey, say TGI Friday.
00:59:36All right?
00:59:37How do you know I like TGI Friday?
00:59:38It's your wish.
00:59:39I don't know.
00:59:40You the owner?
00:59:41Who's asking?
00:59:42Hey, you called us, man.
00:59:43Guys.
00:59:44Hey, guys.
00:59:44I forgot to give you my cell number.
00:59:46Oh.
00:59:46Tate?
00:59:47It's them.
00:59:48Snap ahead?
00:59:49You guys know each other?
00:59:51Oh, yeah.
00:59:52Look, this is a major misunderstanding.
00:59:54Oh, it's major.
00:59:55Well, it's no misunderstanding.
00:59:57We know who you are.
01:00:00Huh?
01:00:00It's the guy that kicked your ass.
01:00:02I saw the whole thing.
01:00:04Ah, Joe.
01:00:05Come on.
01:00:05Let me get this straight.
01:00:05He kicked your ass.
01:00:09I can't be having no wigglings in my familia.
01:00:12Mi familia?
01:00:13That's like Fatos Locos shit, dude.
01:00:14No, that's Spanish for family.
01:00:15Hey, shut up!
01:00:17These two lovebirds got something of mine, and I want it.
01:00:20They do?
01:00:21We do?
01:00:22Yeah, you do.
01:00:23Give me the black duffel bag.
01:00:25Oh, wait.
01:00:25Let's see.
01:00:26You do know each other, then.
01:00:27I'm really confused.
01:00:28Shut up!
01:00:29Somebody get this problem.
01:00:30I mean, Joe is in?
01:00:32I think that...
01:00:33Hey!
01:00:33Don't think, okay?
01:00:35Just give me my black bag, and I'll only hurt you, Romeo.
01:00:39I won't hurt your pretty girlfriend.
01:00:42Fiancee.
01:00:42Whatever.
01:00:43Just give me my frickin' bag.
01:00:45I'm larkets.
01:00:46What, you think I'm playing?
01:00:51Kate!
01:00:52Look, get your hands off her!
01:00:54Now!
01:00:55Where are you?
01:00:55Get off guy!
01:00:57Come here.
01:01:01Brother?
01:01:04I do not like where this is going.
01:01:05Me neither.
01:01:06What do you want to do?
01:01:06I think we've entered into a serious moral dilemma.
01:01:10And that is?
01:01:11Well, we've made a previous commitment to the gig.
01:01:13Yeah.
01:01:13And being that usually we're men of our word, I would say we stick to a contract.
01:01:17And to make things worse, they've already given us a deposit.
01:01:20Which I spent.
01:01:21On beer.
01:01:22Yeah.
01:01:22So, Kate and Nate, though, we kinda owe them to give us a ride.
01:01:25Exactly.
01:01:27This is where our usual comfort level of black and white is now in a crappy little gray area.
01:01:31I hate crappy little gray areas.
01:01:33Yeah, and it's terrible for painting walls, too.
01:01:35It looks like you're in an insane asylum.
01:01:36Feels like I'm an insane asylum.
01:01:39You should never do that if we redecorate our house.
01:01:41You wanted to go with leopard print, though.
01:01:42That's awful.
01:01:43Yeah.
01:01:43No, it's like a 70s hooker.
01:01:45Oh, yeah.
01:01:46That'd be cool.
01:01:46Alright, so what are we gonna do?
01:01:48So we gotta make a choice.
01:01:50Paper, rock, scissors.
01:01:51Best of three.
01:01:52Alright.
01:01:52I got live, you got die.
01:01:53So if I win, Kate and Nate die?
01:01:56Yeah.
01:01:56And then if I win, we let them live and we'll kill everyone else.
01:01:59Okay, cool.
01:02:04I got one.
01:02:06You don't know what I'm gonna do next.
01:02:07I do.
01:02:09The exact same thing.
01:02:10Alright, so let's kill everyone.
01:02:12Okay, everybody else dies.
01:02:13Okay.
01:02:15Alright, alright, listen.
01:02:17It's in the trunk of my car, right?
01:02:19It's all there.
01:02:19Now let her go.
01:02:21She ain't going nowhere like I was gonna let you go anywhere.
01:02:25Here.
01:02:25Here.
01:02:26Get that warm for me.
01:02:33Talk to me, daddy.
01:02:34Yeah, baby.
01:02:36Yeah, we got it.
01:02:38Well, what do you need us to do?
01:02:40Hey.
01:02:40What are you driving?
01:02:44Hybrid.
01:02:48Hey.
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:50It's in a hybrid.
01:02:51A hybrid?
01:02:52Yeah, it's economical.
01:02:53Just bring me the bag.
01:02:55I'll see you in a sec.
01:02:57I'll miss you.
01:02:58Alright.
01:03:04We on, girl?
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:06I'll go around back.
01:03:08Careful.
01:03:08Strap up.
01:03:10You too?
01:03:10Hm.
01:03:13Hey, boss.
01:03:18Keep the girl.
01:03:19Shoot the hero.
01:03:20No!
01:03:20Nate!
01:03:24No!
01:03:33I love you, Kate.
01:03:40I think it's time we do our laundry.
01:03:42Let's do this.
01:03:43Get myself.
01:03:49Let's do this.
01:04:04Yeah!
01:04:05It's a cleaner!
01:04:06Let's do it.
01:04:08Let's do this.
01:04:10No, no!
01:04:10No, no!
01:04:12You're the only thing you do.
01:04:13It's a big war
01:04:15It's all the time
01:04:25You make it close
01:04:27You make it close
01:04:33It's all the time
01:04:45You make it close
01:04:47But you make it close
01:04:57It's all the time
01:04:59You make it close
01:05:02You're blowing me down
01:05:07Down.
01:05:10Down with me.
01:05:16Floating all the ground.
01:05:20Somebody get my bag.
01:05:25Alright, you get Nick and Kate out of here.
01:05:27I'll cover you.
01:05:28Alright, first you want me to walk, now you want me to run?
01:05:31Dude, you know I wanna have a career as well.
01:05:33I don't mind.
01:05:33I just got this.
01:05:34Go!
01:05:34I got this, go!
01:05:37Don't let them out of here!
01:05:51Hi.
01:05:51Hi.
01:05:52Where are we? Just here?
01:05:53Yeah, we gotta get out of here, Nate.
01:05:55Nah, I'm not leaving the guys.
01:05:56What? They're doing just fine without us.
01:05:59Nah, I'm not leaving them, alright? I took the bag. It's my fault.
01:06:02We both did, remember?
01:06:04Listen, Nate. We're in this together. For better or worse.
01:06:08Hey, you two okay?
01:06:09Huh?
01:06:09You wanna get out of here?
01:06:10Yeah.
01:06:11What about your brother?
01:06:12Oh, he's fine. We do this all the time.
01:06:13This was the job you had to get to?
01:06:15No. You two were the job we had to get to.
01:06:17Us?
01:06:17You were a hit man.
01:06:18One second.
01:06:21Oh, so Joe hired us to kill whoever robbed the jewelry store and get the duffel bag back.
01:06:26And then we came here to get all the info. It was you two, huh? Who would have thunk it?
01:06:29Crazy.
01:06:30Oh my god.
01:06:30Yeah. But like I said, we owe you. So, wanna get out of here?
01:06:34Yeah.
01:06:35Yeah.
01:06:35Oh, hold on a second.
01:06:37I'm just kidding. We can roll.
01:06:39Okay. Let's go.
01:06:40Let's go.
01:06:42I'll cover you. Come on.
01:06:43You guys are dead! Dead! You hear me?
01:06:46Crazy, go!
01:06:48Go, Franklin!
01:06:50Ready? Go!
01:06:52What the hell is this?
01:06:54Frank!
01:07:01Close his head off, Joe!
01:07:03Let her go, Franklin!
01:07:04Put your guns down, everyone!
01:07:05I said put them down!
01:07:09Let me guess. This is the cleanest?
01:07:11Hi.
01:07:12How you doing? Big fan.
01:07:14Jesus.
01:07:15What's the matter, Joe? No one likes you anymore?
01:07:18It's about loyalty. It's hard to come by. You should know about that.
01:07:22Yeah.
01:07:24Grant, you're beating to them.
01:07:27Hey, Franklin, you're next.
01:07:30Yeah, I'm trying to go, boss.
01:07:31It's all good, baby doll.
01:07:33Here, take!
01:07:35I know these two sold me out, baby doll and china doll.
01:07:38My girls!
01:07:39Yeah, well, I know how you keep them around.
01:07:41Both are down to take one for the team. You know I can't complain.
01:07:44I think that means he did both of them.
01:07:49This must be the lucky couple.
01:07:53Don't look neat.
01:07:55Look, the whole thing was my idea, right?
01:07:58So, I took the bag, I'll take the blame.
01:08:01See that, Joe?
01:08:03That's a real man, taking responsibility for his actions.
01:08:06Yeah, a real hero.
01:08:07It's crazy, ain't it?
01:08:09Go ahead, take your girl and leave.
01:08:10Hey, no way!
01:08:11Yes way!
01:08:13Go on, get out of here.
01:08:14Don't forget your bag.
01:08:16Hey, no way! That's mine!
01:08:17You friggin' bag!
01:08:23Come on, lover boy.
01:08:27Hey, Kate. See you guys later.
01:08:29Alright, so, uh, what now?
01:08:33Looks like we got a lot of unfinished business in this room, don't we?
01:08:36It's all about business, Franklin.
01:08:37So, it's this.
01:08:38Well, we already got paid, so, uh, we'll help him out.
01:08:43Many hands make light work, boys.
01:08:45See, that's a good one.
01:08:46You should try that.
01:08:47You two ready?
01:08:48Yeah, let's make this quick.
01:08:50We got a wedding to go to.
01:08:52Alright, Joe.
01:08:53Let's get crazy!
01:09:06I kind of like the thought you're an ice cream coat that I have yet to lick.
01:09:12I like the thought that you're an apple that I have yet to pick.
01:09:19But though I'm loving all this sweet anticipation, I'm ready for you to exceed my expectations.
01:09:38You're like the first day that I got my favorite blankie.
01:09:44Or like the first time Bonnie and Clyde held up a bank, he said.
01:10:02And there's a line of thoughts as Christmas Eve's much better than Christmas Day.
01:10:08Do you, Nathan, take Catherine to be your lawfully wedded momma?
01:10:13Right there.
01:10:15And Catherine, you take Nathan to be your lawfully wedded hunk of hunk of burning love?
01:10:22Ready to be the girl.
01:10:24I do.
01:10:29Well, let's shake, right, and roll.
01:10:31You can go ahead and kiss the bride.
01:10:37Slip of the tongue, man!
01:10:39Come on, it's his wedding!
01:10:40They just don't know if I count this, dude.
01:10:42Touche.
01:10:45Good for them.
01:10:46They deserve it.
01:10:47Yeah.
01:10:48I wonder where I go from here.
01:10:50You ever think about getting into the cleaning business?
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:53We make a killing.
01:10:55Oh, dude, that was terrible.
01:10:56I thought that was funny.
01:10:57No.
01:10:57A little bit?
01:10:58What'd you think?
01:10:59Tell them it was terrible.
01:11:00What, am I the den mother now?
01:11:01Let's go.
01:11:07I can't tell I'm hurting inside.
01:11:10I've got a smile that disguises me when the world becomes empty without you.
01:11:14I couldn't tell them I've built a line without a flower but broken with all the dreams and the moments
01:11:19that we've shared.
01:11:25So, where are you taking me now, hero?
01:11:30It's a surprise.
01:11:41Nate.
01:11:43I love you.
01:11:45I love you.
01:11:46I love you.
01:11:47I just don't look at your own way.
01:11:49I walk away.
01:11:50This moment.
01:11:51I never taste.
01:11:52But I'm so sweet.
01:11:53I can't admit how I feel.
01:11:55I just can't stop being stutter.
01:11:57Although I know you ain't right.
01:11:58Oh, oh, oh.
01:11:59It's my way's my tradition.
01:12:01So, I'm wrong.
01:12:02You let me fall into the lead.
01:12:04You let me fall into the lead.
01:12:04You let me fall into the lead.
01:12:04You let me fall into the lead.
01:12:05You let me fall into the lead.
01:12:08I don't separation your story.
01:12:09I keep going.
01:12:10I love you.
01:12:11I am so sad I love you too.
01:12:13Corcpid on the lead.
01:12:14You let me fall into the lead.
01:12:15You let me fall into the lead.
01:12:20trolley.
01:12:25You let me fall into the lead.
01:12:33Yo, T-3 and I'm about to leave earth I hit the vocals then I mix them with the reverb
01:12:39You wanna be heard? Well listen closely All about my paper fettuccine ravioli
01:12:44Matter of fact, I want what he's got Only plump he's got is old school Reeboks
01:12:49I got two heaters and I pull them out my bag of trash And when I pull them out it's
01:12:54like suffering succotash
01:12:55I pull cash but I'm still running out of gas Cause when you all about that paper player get it
01:13:00fast
01:13:00My motto is, I don't know when I'm trying son The only way to protect yourself is by a gun
01:13:05I hope you paid attention, I made it clear bro I take the bribe and shoot the motherfucking hero
01:13:11SIG in my mouth and a 9mm SIG Money in my pocket cause my motherfucking heater's big
01:13:16The cash moves everything around me Shoot the hero
01:13:19If the brides take the money Shoot the hero
01:13:21Shoot the hero
01:13:23Shoot the hero
01:13:24Shoot the hero
01:13:25Shoot the hero
01:13:26Shoot the hero
01:13:26Shoot the hero
01:13:46I'm chillin' shots, cause you black eye
01:13:48Superhero, rage bulls like DeNiro
01:13:50Departin' motherfuckers like a fat man with a gyro
01:13:52Layin' the tracks, I'm chillin' with Jimmy Jacks
01:13:55Plotin' world domination, SS, we just blaze it back
01:13:57So, here we go again, yup, here we go again
01:14:00Slittin' frames, then I cut em up and rearrange em
01:14:03Deranged rhymes, I'm livin' in strange times
01:14:05Merc session in effect, cause yo, I'm held mine
01:14:08When I book, book, one, two, on the offbeat
01:14:11I burn sheep, pound, keys, delete, repeat
01:14:13Direct, ride, spitfire, when I want Bee
01:14:16Light the wound, cash rules everything around me
01:14:40This is my world cause I say so
01:14:42All day yo I smoke and play Halo
01:14:45Want a chick with a fat ass like J-Lo
01:14:47Want more tattoos than Danny Frey
01:14:50I want it all give me the keys to that truck
01:14:52I'm swimming in money like I'm Scrooge McFuck
01:14:55Ish would you rather be broke or be me
01:14:58I want a chinchilla embroidered plasma TV
01:15:00I'm sick of this I don't care if it's ridiculous
01:15:03You can call me constipated cause I don't give a sh**
01:15:06Yeah I throw rhymes for the hell of it
01:15:08Don't give a f**k over that doesn't mean I'm celibate
01:15:11I'm crazy like bat ish call me fat smith
01:15:14Banging actress with her back on the mattress
01:15:16You think this s**t is funny?
01:15:18Here, here's this dummy
01:15:19Get the money
01:16:12We're like Cain in Kung Fu.
01:16:14You're an idiot.
01:16:15No, we are, dude.
01:16:16Look at us.
01:16:18Three men on a journey.
01:16:20Uh-oh.
01:16:21Here comes the philosophy.
01:16:22What?
01:16:24Nothing, Grasshopper.
01:16:25Come on.
01:16:25Grace us with your wisdom.
01:16:26Tell me it's not always like this.
01:16:28Like what?
01:16:29Nothing.
01:16:30Seriously, though, man.
01:16:31Look at us.
01:16:32We're like wandering do-gooders.
01:16:34It's our destiny.
01:16:35Maybe that's the reason that we got into the cleaning business in the first place.
01:16:38We can use our talent for the greater good.
01:16:40We're like real-life superheroes.
01:16:43Well, if we're being superheroes, your outfit sucks.
01:16:47Touche.
01:16:48Look, I'm dead freaking serious.
01:16:49It completes the circle.
01:16:51We got our main man, Frankie, now.
01:16:52And he's like another badass to our team.
01:16:55And we're like the three musketeers.
01:16:56It's more like the three amigos.
01:16:57That was a good line.
01:16:58That was a good line.
01:17:00I'm officially in, though.
01:17:01Hell yeah.
01:17:02Now, flat.
01:17:03You should be.
01:17:04It's all over now, man.
01:17:07My brother's right.
01:17:08I think we are meant to be together.
01:17:11It's like the Holy Trinity, dude.
01:17:26I kind of like the thought you're an ice cream coat that I have yet to lick.
01:17:33I like the thought that you're an apple that I have yet to pick.
01:17:39But though I'm loving all this sweet anticipation, I'm ready for you to exceed my expectations.
01:17:59You're like the first day that I got my favorite blankie.
01:18:04Or like the first time Bonnie and Clyde held up a bank, he said.
01:18:11Though I'm enjoying all this sweet anticipation,
01:18:15I'm ready for you to exceed my expectations.
01:18:22And there's a line of thoughts as Christmas Eve's much better than Christmas Day.
01:18:29It's so much better before all the secrets are given away.
01:18:34But though I'm all for the night before in stockings yet uncentered,
01:18:42I'm ready to be the girl you take for granted.
01:19:09And there's a line of thoughts as coffee smells much better than the taste.
01:19:15And the way they talk, you'd think the rest of the cup just goes to waste.
01:19:21But though I'm all for lighting coffee-scented candles, should I choose to?
01:19:29I'm ready to be the girl that you could use too.
01:19:44You're like a brand new pair of jeans yet to be worn in.
01:19:50But you know the best jeans are the jeans that look like the jeans that you were born in.
01:19:56Though I'm lovin' all this sweet anticipation,
01:20:01I'm ready for you to exceed my expectations.
01:20:07Come on, exceed my expectations.
01:20:14Come on, exceed my expectations.
01:20:24Come on, exceed my expectations.
01:20:29Come on, exceed my expectations.
01:20:30I'm ready for you to exceed my expectations.
01:20:31enforced and needed to competitors don't see this.
01:20:32I'm ready for the families by
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