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00:00:00I'm a fan of yours

00:00:02I'm happy for you that you are the champion

00:00:05If you're gonna be the champion, you have to act a certain way

00:00:09I need you to clean up your ass, bro

00:00:14Vince...

00:00:17I'm not doing any of that shit ever

00:00:19Just so you can tell

00:00:23Russo! Just referenced the old WCW days, huh?

00:00:27Jeff Jarrett being the chosen one now?

00:00:29What? Is Caleb Connelly now your chosen one?

00:00:31Is Caleb Connelly gonna put the asses in the seats and sell the tickets to be the marquee of JCW?

00:00:36Is that what I'm seeing right now now?

00:00:38That's great!

00:00:39But you know what?

00:00:41You won't

00:00:42And you won't be

00:00:43Because deep inside, you know, just as much as you know

00:00:46I'm Mr. JCW

00:00:48And I run this bitch

00:00:59Oh wait a second, J-Rod, wow!

00:01:02My lord!

00:01:03And a primal scream and a spear!

00:01:06A rib-crunching spear through Maria!

00:01:11One man in the ring, Caleb Connelly

00:01:14One man out here, Carey Morton

00:01:16And certainly Carey from a very vested interest in this matchup

00:01:20Whoa! Oh, oh, Maria!

00:01:22That's absolutely disgusting!

00:01:25Like that?

00:01:27Certainly, Caleb Connelly

00:01:28Oh, look out!

00:01:29Oh!

00:01:29Oh, it's a cake source!

00:01:32Oh, it's a cake source!

00:01:33Oh, it's up to the elevation!

00:01:35Carey no!

00:01:36Carey Morton in the ring and

00:01:38Oh, he's- he's pulled the knee pad down

00:01:41Oh, he's pulled the knee pad down

00:01:42Caleb does

00:01:42Oh, kiss him goodbye!

00:01:46Oh, oh, Carey!

00:01:53Just got dropped!

00:01:54Cross at Caleb

00:01:55At least by happenstance

00:01:58On the same page

00:02:00With a common enemy!

00:02:02Matt Cross!

00:02:04Oh!

00:02:08And the pump kick!

00:02:10The following contest is for the JCW World Tag Team Championships!

00:02:21Oh!

00:02:23Oh!

00:02:24Well, no trouble falling off the top rope there!

00:02:31As above!

00:02:33So below!

00:02:34And wait a minute!

00:02:35What is this?

00:02:36Who in the hell are these guys?

00:02:39Dragging!

00:02:41Oh!

00:02:42What is this about?

00:02:43Dragging the Brothers of Construction out of the cage!

00:02:45But wait, they're going after the outbreak too!

00:02:48I thought-

00:02:48The outbreak have risen!

00:02:51And uh-oh!

00:02:52And the Brothers have trapped this rogue team!

00:02:57Choppa City!

00:02:59Whoa!

00:03:00And they may want to make a break for a different county at this point!

00:03:05JCW!

00:03:06Bruce Weiss!

00:03:07Atiba!

00:03:08Choppa City's in their house!

00:03:10Choppa City's in their house!

00:03:11Choppa!

00:03:11JCW!

00:03:12The C stands for CHAP!

00:03:14Give me a shot, team!

00:03:16Choppa!

00:03:17We're going to hit him!

00:03:18We're going to rock him!

00:03:19We're going to stop him!

00:03:20We're going to take charge!

00:03:21We're going to win the championship!

00:03:23Now go out there!

00:03:24And get him!

00:03:25Come on!

00:03:26He's the man!

00:03:26Come on!

00:03:27When I come back, we're going to have to talk about maybe like a little bit of an extra incident

00:03:32You know?

00:03:33Uh...

00:03:34Dessert?

00:03:35Well, you know what?

00:03:36Yeah, no, I got you.

00:03:37I got you!

00:03:38I'm going to be active!

00:03:38No, you hold that thought!

00:03:39No, you're not in control!

00:03:40Yeah, I'm going to-

00:03:40It's okay daddy, I got you!

00:03:42Mickey's holding Mr. Happy down!

00:03:45Damn!

00:03:47And again!

00:03:49PCO Salt demanding a cover as Mickey Knuckles!

00:03:52That's gotta be it!

00:03:53Oh!

00:03:54Here are your winners!

00:03:55And PCO still knocked on!

00:03:57Not again!

00:03:59Third floor!

00:04:01And Mickey Knuckles by his side!

00:04:04Oh!

00:04:05Well...

00:04:06Well, maybe Mickey can reach out and tuck somebody!

00:04:10That's chicken hunting again!

00:04:13ICP's hits on!

00:04:16And it's no doubt a message to McVito!

00:04:27I went and I got the...

00:04:28I gotta be talking!

00:04:30We ran out!

00:04:31I had no winner of the cause!

00:04:33I'm from the Fight Club!

00:04:35You know we got the love!

00:04:36Bring it, Go!

00:04:37Sing it!

00:04:38You're the king of the ring!

00:04:39Ding ding!

00:04:40Slim bitch!

00:04:41You had the chicken wings!

00:04:42UFC can't fuck with me!

00:04:44I'm the ultimate champ!

00:04:452-2-2-M!

00:04:47You can go ass down!

00:04:58KONIEC

00:05:28Dzień dobry.

00:05:54maestro, a musica, please.

00:06:01It is great to be me tonight.

00:06:06But first and foremost,

00:06:11I would like all you

00:06:13shuglers

00:06:16to wipe that shit

00:06:18off your faces.

00:06:26Then I want you to go outside

00:06:28and come back in

00:06:31and pay five dollars.

00:06:40And Faygo juice

00:06:42is not for sale

00:06:45tonight.

00:06:50I can't hear you.

00:06:51What'd you say?

00:06:57Now let's count down

00:06:59to business.

00:07:00I got a few notes

00:07:01for tonight

00:07:03because

00:07:04Vince Russo

00:07:08had to leave

00:07:09for a family emergency.

00:07:12And it was something

00:07:14very bad

00:07:14that Vince couldn't be here.

00:07:18Why don't you

00:07:20shut the hell up?

00:07:25So since

00:07:26he left me

00:07:28in charge

00:07:30and I happen to have

00:07:32some executive

00:07:33notes

00:07:36that I could slap

00:07:38every single one

00:07:39of you in the faces

00:07:40with

00:07:44let's go down

00:07:46on the list.

00:07:58And that's why

00:07:59he's so damn angry

00:08:00all the time.

00:08:03Silence!

00:08:10I swear to God

00:08:11I'm going to kick

00:08:12the shit out of

00:08:13every single one

00:08:14of you in this building.

00:08:20Even the ones

00:08:21up there.

00:08:25Now like I was saying

00:08:26Kerry Morton

00:08:28tonight

00:08:29I'm going to give you

00:08:31a chance

00:08:32of a lifetime

00:08:34against a guy

00:08:36I can't stand.

00:08:40This guy

00:08:41has been a thorn

00:08:42in my side.

00:08:45He snorts

00:08:46illegal substances.

00:08:54Maybe you didn't hear me.

00:08:55I said he snorts

00:08:57illegal substances.

00:09:03His name

00:09:05is

00:09:06cocaine.

00:09:11So Kerry

00:09:13if you're

00:09:14listening back there

00:09:16if you

00:09:18beat that

00:09:19addict

00:09:20you will

00:09:21take that

00:09:22title shot

00:09:23that he earned

00:09:24just a few

00:09:26weeks ago

00:09:27and you

00:09:29got it.

00:09:31Compliments

00:09:31of the

00:09:33Luciano

00:09:34Enterprise.

00:09:35Lots of big

00:09:36stakes tonight

00:09:37that title shot

00:09:38on the line.

00:09:39How do you like that

00:09:40for somebody

00:09:40who can't read

00:09:42you dumb

00:09:42son of a bitches.

00:09:43You are

00:09:44you are

00:09:45you are

00:09:46you are

00:09:47you are

00:09:48the second

00:09:49order of

00:09:50business.

00:09:51Those two

00:09:52brothers of

00:09:53destruction

00:09:53Yabo

00:09:55and Dago

00:09:56and Ego

00:09:56and Mygo

00:09:57they seem

00:09:59to have

00:10:01been lying

00:10:02to each

00:10:03and every

00:10:04one of you.

00:10:07I have

00:10:08evidence

00:10:09that can

00:10:11ruin

00:10:12not only

00:10:13their lives

00:10:15but their

00:10:16family's lives

00:10:17and the lives

00:10:19of every

00:10:21single person

00:10:22in

00:10:23Jugalo

00:10:24Nation.

00:10:28So without

00:10:30further ado

00:10:31let me introduce

00:10:35they're stupid

00:10:36ass clowns.

00:10:40Well we know

00:10:41Vito has had

00:10:42issues

00:10:43with Yabo

00:10:45and Ruffo

00:10:45for many weeks

00:10:47and it seems

00:10:48that it's centered

00:10:48around Vito

00:10:49trying to

00:10:50dig up

00:10:51some kind of

00:10:51dirt

00:10:52on these

00:10:53thin paths.

00:10:54Yeah

00:10:54and Vito

00:10:55seems pretty

00:10:56confident

00:10:57he's found

00:10:58what he was

00:10:59looking for.

00:11:00I guess

00:11:02Yabo

00:11:02and Ruffo

00:11:03those are

00:11:04their names

00:11:04by the way

00:11:05Big Vito

00:11:07seemed unclear

00:11:07but it seems

00:11:09like they're

00:11:10here with

00:11:11an answer

00:11:11for Big Vito

00:11:12because Vito

00:11:14Well Big Vito

00:11:16has addressed

00:11:16his Monster

00:11:18Corporation

00:11:18issue

00:11:19he apparently

00:11:21is showrunner

00:11:23tonight

00:11:23so he's

00:11:24got more

00:11:24power

00:11:24now

00:11:25than ever

00:11:26before.

00:11:27That's scary.

00:11:28Now

00:11:28that we

00:11:29have

00:11:30you two

00:11:31clowns

00:11:31in here

00:11:32and nobody

00:11:33likes you

00:11:41I happen

00:11:43to have

00:11:43something

00:11:44that belongs

00:11:46to you

00:11:51I believe

00:11:52this is

00:11:53yours

00:11:53Those are

00:11:54those wallets

00:11:55that Vito stole

00:11:55a few weeks

00:11:56ago

00:11:56and I believe

00:12:00this one

00:12:01is yours

00:12:02as well

00:12:03Vito doing

00:12:04the right

00:12:04thing

00:12:05Now

00:12:07I took

00:12:09Oh never mind

00:12:10your identifications

00:12:13what

00:12:14and I know

00:12:15exactly

00:12:16ease up

00:12:18who you

00:12:19are

00:12:20also

00:12:21I took

00:12:21your credit

00:12:22cards

00:12:22and I did

00:12:23take your

00:12:24cash

00:12:24and I did

00:12:25pay for my

00:12:25limo tonight

00:12:29Now

00:12:30guys

00:12:31Hey

00:12:32shut the

00:12:33hell up

00:12:33sister

00:12:34Vito doesn't

00:12:36deserve

00:12:36limo service

00:12:37We

00:12:39can do

00:12:39this

00:12:39the easy

00:12:40way

00:12:40or

00:12:41the hard

00:12:42way

00:12:44I'm

00:12:45going to

00:12:45make you

00:12:45an offer

00:12:46you can't

00:12:48refuse

00:12:50You

00:12:51either

00:12:51come

00:12:52work

00:12:52for

00:12:53me

00:12:54or

00:12:55I

00:12:56ruin

00:12:57your

00:12:58lives

00:13:00The

00:13:01choice

00:13:02is

00:13:02yours

00:13:08All right

00:13:10we got a

00:13:10little

00:13:10clown

00:13:11conference

00:13:11here

00:13:12because

00:13:12he's

00:13:13he's

00:13:13blackmailing

00:13:14them

00:13:14Joe

00:13:14right here

00:13:14in front

00:13:15of us

00:13:15Yeah

00:13:15with the

00:13:16world

00:13:16watching

00:13:20First

00:13:21off

00:13:24We

00:13:26will

00:13:26not

00:13:27be

00:13:27blackballed

00:13:28by

00:13:29a

00:13:29bald

00:13:30headed

00:13:31paisan

00:13:33stupido

00:13:34named

00:13:35Vito

00:13:39We

00:13:40are

00:13:41not

00:13:42doing

00:13:42things

00:13:42the

00:13:43easy

00:13:43way

00:13:43We're

00:13:44not

00:13:45doing

00:13:45things

00:13:45the

00:13:46hard

00:13:46way

00:13:46We're

00:13:47gonna

00:13:47do

00:13:48things

00:13:48the

00:13:48way

00:13:48we're

00:13:49gonna

00:13:49been

00:13:49doing

00:13:50them

00:13:50for

00:13:50years

00:13:50We're

00:13:52gonna

00:13:52do

00:13:52things

00:13:52the

00:13:53fun

00:13:53way

00:13:57Yeah

00:13:58Because

00:13:59this is

00:13:59JCW

00:14:00and we

00:14:01do

00:14:02clown

00:14:02shit

00:14:03here

00:14:10Vito

00:14:11Vito

00:14:11know

00:14:11the

00:14:11first

00:14:12thing

00:14:12about

00:14:12that

00:14:12I

00:14:13mean

00:14:13we've

00:14:13seen

00:14:14that

00:14:14Vito

00:14:14is not

00:14:15interested

00:14:15in

00:14:15doing

00:14:15any

00:14:16clown

00:14:16stuff

00:14:17Vito

00:14:18got

00:14:18caught

00:14:19Yeah

00:14:20and it

00:14:20is

00:14:22Vito

00:14:23trying to

00:14:23jump

00:14:23the

00:14:23brothers

00:14:24from

00:14:24behind

00:14:24It

00:14:24is

00:14:24two

00:14:25clowns

00:14:25against

00:14:25one

00:14:26in

00:14:26a

00:14:26second

00:14:27That's

00:14:28Mickey

00:14:28Knuckles

00:14:29and

00:14:29PCO

00:14:30Vito's

00:14:31heavies

00:14:32watching

00:14:32his back

00:14:34and we've

00:14:35seen the

00:14:36destruction

00:14:36they've

00:14:36caused

00:14:37already

00:14:38with

00:14:39Vito's

00:14:40pocketbook

00:14:42directing

00:14:43their

00:14:44wrath

00:14:44And we

00:14:45saw that

00:14:45Vito

00:14:46wanted

00:14:46the

00:14:46brothers

00:14:47to

00:14:47come

00:14:47work

00:14:48for

00:14:48him

00:14:48and

00:14:49I

00:14:49guess

00:14:49join

00:14:50this

00:14:51group

00:14:52that

00:14:52he

00:14:53is

00:14:53forming

00:14:53I

00:14:54could

00:14:54never

00:14:55imagine

00:14:55Yablo

00:14:56and

00:14:56Ruffo

00:14:56selling

00:14:56out

00:14:57like

00:14:57that

00:14:57Absolutely

00:14:58not

00:14:59and

00:14:59they

00:15:01gave

00:15:01their

00:15:01answer

00:15:03These

00:15:04are

00:15:04the

00:15:04consequences

00:15:04A little

00:15:05more

00:15:06A little

00:15:07more

00:15:07guys

00:15:08Hey

00:15:09Mickey

00:15:09I

00:15:09didn't

00:15:09see

00:15:10enough

00:15:12And

00:15:12Vito

00:15:14There's

00:15:14nobody

00:15:15above

00:15:15Vito

00:15:16to

00:15:16tell

00:15:17anybody

00:15:17to

00:15:17stop

00:15:23Now

00:15:23I

00:15:24want

00:15:24you

00:15:25to

00:15:25face

00:15:25my

00:15:25accomplices

00:15:26right

00:15:26here

00:15:27BCO

00:15:28and

00:15:29Mickey

00:15:29Knuckles

00:15:35Guys

00:15:36a little

00:15:37more

00:15:37for

00:15:38tonight

00:15:39split

00:15:40this

00:15:40with

00:15:40Mickey

00:15:40and

00:15:41go

00:15:41have

00:15:41yourselves

00:15:41a

00:15:41party

00:15:47Mickey

00:15:47decided

00:15:48that split

00:15:48pretty

00:15:48easily

00:15:49I

00:15:49guess

00:15:50we're

00:15:51gonna

00:15:51do

00:15:51this

00:15:52the

00:15:52hard

00:15:53way

00:15:53I

00:15:58mean

00:15:58so we

00:15:58saw

00:15:59that

00:15:59the

00:16:00brothers

00:16:01of

00:16:01Funstruction

00:16:01they

00:16:02can't be

00:16:02bought

00:16:03can't say

00:16:04the same

00:16:04thing

00:16:04about

00:16:05PCO

00:16:05and

00:16:05Mickey

00:16:06Knuckles

00:16:06and

00:16:07with

00:16:08with

00:16:08Big Vito

00:16:09running

00:16:09the show

00:16:10here

00:16:10I

00:16:10mean

00:16:11the

00:16:11brothers

00:16:11of

00:16:12Funstruction

00:16:12are

00:16:12completely

00:16:13completely

00:16:17outnumbered

00:16:17all right

00:16:18well

00:16:18Big Vito

00:16:19makes his

00:16:20mark

00:16:20on this

00:16:20broadcast

00:16:21his

00:16:21reeks

00:16:22of

00:16:22cologne

00:16:22and

00:16:23yeah

00:16:24get it

00:16:25away

00:16:26but

00:16:26Big Vito

00:16:27in charge

00:16:28tonight

00:16:28and that's

00:16:29bad news

00:16:30for

00:16:30all of

00:16:31us

00:16:31here

00:16:32Joe

00:16:32Dombrowski

00:16:33and

00:16:33Beta

00:16:33Scott

00:16:34ready

00:16:35for a

00:16:35tumultuous

00:16:36broadcast

00:16:36because

00:16:37if we

00:16:37thought

00:16:38things

00:16:38in the

00:16:38Vampiro

00:16:39era

00:16:39were

00:16:39something

00:16:40who

00:16:40knows

00:16:40what

00:16:41Vito

00:16:41is

00:16:41going

00:16:41to

00:16:41unleash

00:16:42in

00:16:42this

00:16:42broadcast

00:16:42yeah

00:16:42it

00:16:43just

00:16:43gets

00:16:44wilder

00:16:44and

00:16:45wilder

00:16:46we

00:16:46know

00:16:47that

00:16:47Vito

00:16:48has it

00:16:49out

00:16:49for

00:16:49the

00:16:49brothers

00:16:50of

00:16:50Funstruction

00:16:51but

00:16:51let's

00:16:52talk

00:16:52about

00:16:52some

00:16:53other

00:16:53long

00:16:54simmering

00:16:54rivalries

00:16:55we've

00:16:55seen

00:16:55here

00:16:56in

00:16:56Lunacy

00:16:56now

00:16:57that

00:16:57J-Rod

00:16:58is

00:16:58on

00:16:58the

00:16:59scene

00:16:59she

00:16:59is

00:17:00gunning

00:17:00for

00:17:00Danny

00:17:01Mo

00:17:01and

00:17:01they

00:17:02are

00:17:02going

00:17:02to

00:17:02take

00:17:02it

00:17:02to

00:17:02the

00:17:03streets

00:17:03literally

00:17:04in

00:17:04a

00:17:04street

00:17:05fight

00:17:05here

00:17:05tonight

00:17:05and

00:17:06we

00:17:06already

00:17:07heard

00:17:07the

00:17:08announcement

00:17:08that

00:17:12line

00:17:12against

00:17:13Carey

00:17:14Morton

00:17:14here

00:17:14tonight

00:17:15of course

00:17:15Carey

00:17:15was

00:17:16in

00:17:16that

00:17:16ladder

00:17:17matchup

00:17:17that

00:17:17Cocaine

00:17:18was

00:17:18victorious

00:17:19and

00:17:19to

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00:17:19that

00:17:20shot

00:17:20he

00:17:20could

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00:17:21it

00:17:21before

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00:17:22to

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00:17:22championship

00:17:23match

00:17:23and

00:17:24Joe

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00:17:25just

00:17:25getting

00:17:25word

00:17:26here

00:17:27Vito

00:17:28he

00:17:28wasn't

00:17:29done

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00:17:30the

00:17:30Brothers

00:17:30of

00:17:30Funstruction

00:17:31there's

00:17:31more

00:17:31there

00:17:32is

00:17:32more

00:17:32he

00:17:33said

00:17:33it

00:17:34wasn't

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00:17:35Mickey

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00:17:36PCO

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00:17:46Vito

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00:17:48fun

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00:17:49Mickey

00:17:49and

00:17:49PCO

00:17:50they

00:17:50can

00:17:51use

00:17:51weapons

00:17:51but

00:17:52the

00:17:52Brothers

00:17:52of

00:17:53Funstruction

00:17:53banned

00:17:54from

00:17:54using

00:17:55weapons

00:17:55in

00:17:55that

00:17:55Funhouse

00:17:56match

00:17:56again

00:17:57I'm

00:17:57telling

00:17:57you

00:17:58the

00:17:58odds

00:17:58are

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00:17:59the

00:17:59Brothers

00:17:59of

00:17:59Funstruction

00:18:00with

00:18:00Vito

00:18:01running

00:18:01the show

00:18:02I don't

00:18:02know

00:18:02if

00:18:03the

00:18:03Brothers

00:18:03of

00:18:03Funstruction

00:18:03have

00:18:04a way

00:18:04out

00:18:04I

00:18:05don't

00:18:05know

00:18:05what

00:18:05the

00:18:05alternative

00:18:06is

00:18:06will

00:18:07they

00:18:08have

00:18:08to sell

00:18:08their

00:18:08souls

00:18:09and

00:18:09work

00:18:10for

00:18:10Vito

00:18:10to

00:18:11save

00:18:11themselves

00:18:11I don't

00:18:12know

00:18:12but we

00:18:13got a lot

00:18:13more to

00:18:13come

00:18:14and we're

00:18:14going to

00:18:14send it

00:18:15to the

00:18:15ring

00:18:15to officially

00:18:16kick

00:18:16action

00:18:17off

00:18:19this

00:18:20opening

00:18:20contest

00:18:21on

00:18:22JCW

00:18:23lunacy

00:18:24has

00:18:25cocaine's

00:18:26JCW

00:18:27world

00:18:28title

00:18:28shot

00:18:29on

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00:18:59Columbia

00:19:00he

00:19:01is

00:19:02the

00:19:03devil's

00:19:04favorite

00:19:05dealer

00:19:09cocaine

00:19:12well

00:19:13they

00:19:14say

00:19:14adversity

00:19:15introduces

00:19:16a man

00:19:17to

00:19:17himself

00:19:17and

00:19:19cocaine

00:19:19seems

00:19:20to

00:19:20really

00:19:20embrace

00:19:21the

00:19:22fact

00:19:22that

00:19:23on

00:19:23any

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00:19:24day

00:19:24he

00:19:25can

00:19:25lose

00:19:26that

00:19:27JCW

00:19:28world

00:19:28championship

00:19:29shot

00:19:36he's got

00:19:37to be

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00:19:37at

00:19:38when

00:19:38where

00:19:39that

00:19:39title

00:19:39match

00:19:40could

00:19:40take

00:19:40place

00:19:40but

00:19:41his

00:19:41opponent

00:19:42this man

00:19:43wants to

00:19:43take it

00:19:43all

00:19:43the

00:19:43way

00:19:49from

00:19:50Bristol

00:19:51Tennessee

00:19:55he is

00:19:57the

00:19:58self-proclaimed

00:20:00Riz God

00:20:03and

00:20:04Mr.

00:20:08JCW

00:20:11Kerry

00:20:15Morkine

00:20:18well

00:20:19one of

00:20:19Kerry's

00:20:20many

00:20:20abrasive

00:20:22obnoxious

00:20:22nicknames

00:20:23is the

00:20:24climax

00:20:25and it

00:20:26would no

00:20:26doubt be

00:20:26the climax

00:20:27in this

00:20:28young man's

00:20:29career

00:20:29if he's

00:20:30able

00:20:30to

00:20:31capture

00:20:31the JCW

00:20:32world

00:20:33title

00:20:33for the

00:20:34second

00:20:34time

00:20:35and I

00:20:36find it

00:20:37very

00:20:37interesting

00:20:38you know

00:20:39the squeaky

00:20:39wheel

00:20:40oftentimes

00:20:40beta

00:20:41gets

00:20:41the

00:20:42grease

00:20:42and I'm

00:20:43not sure

00:20:43if anybody

00:20:43has

00:20:44complained

00:20:44more

00:20:45since

00:20:46Vito

00:20:46and Vince

00:20:47Russo

00:20:47have

00:20:47arrived

00:20:48since

00:20:48Kerry

00:20:48Morkine

00:20:49yeah

00:20:49Kerry

00:20:49Morkine

00:20:50has been

00:20:50going

00:20:50through

00:20:50it

00:20:51a

00:20:51little

00:20:51bit

00:20:52and

00:20:52I

00:20:52gotta

00:20:52say

00:20:53I

00:20:53can't

00:20:53believe

00:20:53I'm

00:20:53admitting

00:20:54this

00:20:54but

00:20:55I've

00:20:55had

00:20:55some

00:20:55moments

00:20:55too

00:20:56where

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00:20:56a lot

00:20:57of

00:20:57sympathy

00:20:57for

00:20:57Kerry

00:20:58because

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00:20:58have

00:20:59been

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00:20:59where

00:21:00it

00:21:00really

00:21:00seems

00:21:01like

00:21:01things

00:21:02are

00:21:02against

00:21:02him

00:21:02Caleb's

00:21:03being

00:21:03protected

00:21:04away

00:21:05from

00:21:05Kerry

00:21:05Morton

00:21:06but

00:21:06at

00:21:07the

00:21:07same

00:21:07time

00:21:07there's

00:21:08always

00:21:08that

00:21:08paranoia

00:21:09that

00:21:09you

00:21:10get

00:21:10when

00:21:10you're

00:21:10trying

00:21:10to

00:21:10get

00:21:10back

00:21:11to

00:21:11the

00:21:11top

00:21:11right

00:21:12now

00:21:12Kerry

00:21:12Morton

00:21:13has

00:21:13a

00:21:13chance

00:21:13to

00:21:14earn

00:21:14that

00:21:15number

00:21:15one

00:21:15contendership

00:21:17and

00:21:18Kerry

00:21:18has

00:21:19achieved

00:21:19a lot

00:21:20of

00:21:20things

00:21:20in

00:21:21his

00:21:21career

00:21:21how

00:21:22many

00:21:23of

00:21:23them

00:21:23he's

00:21:23earned

00:21:24is

00:21:25certainly

00:21:25a

00:21:25matter

00:21:26of

00:21:26conjecture

00:21:30as

00:21:31Kerry

00:21:31forcing

00:21:32Mark

00:21:32Roberts

00:21:32to

00:21:33take

00:21:33his

00:21:33jacket

00:21:33that

00:21:34is

00:21:34not

00:21:34Mark

00:21:34Roberts

00:21:35job

00:21:39but

00:21:40certainly

00:21:40we have

00:21:41taught

00:21:41VEDA

00:21:42over the

00:21:42past

00:21:42few

00:21:42weeks

00:21:43of

00:21:43how

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00:21:44the

00:21:45championship

00:21:45picture

00:21:46is

00:21:46how

00:21:48any

00:21:49given

00:21:49week

00:21:49those

00:21:50rankings

00:21:51can

00:21:51completely

00:21:51get

00:21:51turned

00:21:52upside

00:21:52down

00:21:53and

00:21:53almost

00:21:54reset

00:21:54themselves

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00:21:55just

00:21:56the

00:21:56high

00:21:57level

00:21:57of

00:21:58competition

00:21:59week

00:21:59in

00:21:59and

00:21:59week

00:21:59out

00:22:00but

00:22:00Kerry

00:22:01Morton

00:22:01you

00:22:01will

00:22:01not

00:22:01intimidate

00:22:02cocaine

00:22:03yeah

00:22:04cocaine

00:22:05has

00:22:05really

00:22:06been

00:22:06on

00:22:07a

00:22:07roll

00:22:07here

00:22:08in

00:22:08JCW

00:22:10still

00:22:10awaiting

00:22:11that

00:22:11title

00:22:12shot

00:22:12well

00:22:13maybe

00:22:14if he

00:22:15can

00:22:15hold

00:22:15on

00:22:15to

00:22:16it

00:22:16because

00:22:16like

00:22:16you

00:22:16said

00:22:17he

00:22:17has

00:22:17also

00:22:18been

00:22:18defending

00:22:18that

00:22:19opportunity

00:22:20time

00:22:20and again

00:22:21and

00:22:21Kerry

00:22:21Morton

00:22:22is

00:22:22determined

00:22:22to get

00:22:23it

00:22:23for

00:22:24himself

00:22:24and

00:22:25I

00:22:25love

00:22:25the

00:22:25attitude

00:22:26of

00:22:26cocaine

00:22:26which

00:22:27is

00:22:27a stark

00:22:28contrast

00:22:28to

00:22:29this

00:22:29attitude

00:22:30on your

00:22:30screen

00:22:30right

00:22:31now

00:22:31but

00:22:32it

00:22:32looks

00:22:32like

00:22:32cocaine

00:22:32is

00:22:33approaching

00:22:33this

00:22:34with

00:22:34a

00:22:34mentality

00:22:34of

00:22:35you

00:22:35know

00:22:35what

00:22:36if

00:22:36I

00:22:36can't

00:22:37beat

00:22:37everybody

00:22:38that

00:22:38steps

00:22:39in front

00:22:39of me

00:22:39and

00:22:40tries

00:22:40to

00:22:40step

00:22:41up

00:22:41to

00:22:41me

00:22:41maybe

00:22:42I

00:22:42don't

00:22:42deserve

00:22:43the

00:22:43title

00:22:43match

00:22:44maybe

00:22:44I

00:22:44don't

00:22:44deserve

00:22:45the

00:22:45chance

00:22:45to

00:22:46try

00:22:46to

00:22:46prove

00:22:47I'm

00:22:47the

00:22:47number

00:22:48one

00:22:48fighter

00:22:48in

00:22:49JCW

00:22:54Oh

00:22:55cocaine

00:22:57making

00:22:58the

00:22:58climb

00:22:59and

00:23:00soaking

00:23:00it

00:23:01in

00:23:01one

00:23:02of

00:23:02the

00:23:02most

00:23:03popular

00:23:03stars

00:23:04in

00:23:04all

00:23:04of

00:23:05lunacy

00:23:07and

00:23:08speaking

00:23:09of

00:23:09VEDA

00:23:09I'm

00:23:10still

00:23:10trying

00:23:10to

00:23:10soak

00:23:10in

00:23:11what

00:23:11you

00:23:12broke

00:23:12a

00:23:13moment

00:23:13ago

00:23:13or

00:23:13earlier

00:23:14tonight

00:23:14I

00:23:14should

00:23:14say

00:23:15about

00:23:16the

00:23:16Funhouse

00:23:17match

00:23:17that

00:23:18is

00:23:18something

00:23:19I've

00:23:20never

00:23:20heard

00:23:20of

00:23:21before

00:23:21but

00:23:22certainly

00:23:23Mickey

00:23:23Knuckles

00:23:24and PCO

00:23:25will

00:23:25be like

00:23:26kids

00:23:27on a

00:23:27playground

00:23:27not

00:23:27that

00:23:28either

00:23:28of

00:23:28them

00:23:28need

00:23:29an

00:23:29excuse

00:23:29to

00:23:29get

00:23:30hardcore

00:23:30but

00:23:31now

00:23:31the

00:23:31odds

00:23:31are

00:23:32fully

00:23:32stacked

00:23:32again

00:23:33against

00:23:33the

00:23:33brothers

00:23:34of

00:23:34Funstruction

00:23:35no thanks

00:23:35to

00:23:36VEDA

00:23:36as

00:23:37cocaine

00:23:37almost

00:23:38gets

00:23:38launched

00:23:38out of

00:23:39the

00:23:39ring

00:23:40and

00:23:40not

00:23:41only

00:23:41that

00:23:41we

00:23:41have

00:23:41a

00:23:42literal

00:23:42street

00:23:43fight

00:23:43as

00:23:44J-Ron

00:23:45and

00:23:45Danny

00:23:45Moe

00:23:45take

00:23:46their

00:23:46war

00:23:46outside

00:23:47of

00:23:48the

00:23:48JCW

00:23:49Lunacy

00:23:49Arena

00:23:51yeah

00:23:52that

00:23:52is

00:23:52definitely

00:23:53going

00:23:53to be

00:23:54a

00:23:54brutal

00:23:55battle

00:23:57as

00:23:57Carrie

00:23:58Morton

00:23:58stays

00:23:59in

00:23:59control

00:24:00of

00:24:01cocaine

00:24:01let's

00:24:01keep

00:24:02in

00:24:02mind

00:24:02how

00:24:02cocaine

00:24:03won

00:24:03that

00:24:04number

00:24:04one

00:24:04contenders

00:24:05briefcase

00:24:05it was

00:24:06in a

00:24:06three-way

00:24:06ladder

00:24:07match

00:24:07a few

00:24:07weeks

00:24:08ago

00:24:08that

00:24:09match

00:24:09involved

00:24:10Carrie

00:24:10Morton

00:24:11and it

00:24:11saw

00:24:12the

00:24:12interference

00:24:13of

00:24:13one

00:24:14Matt

00:24:14Cross

00:24:14someone

00:24:14else

00:24:15who

00:24:15has

00:24:15been

00:24:16dogging

00:24:16Carrie

00:24:17Morton

00:24:17as well

00:24:18no

00:24:19no doubt

00:24:20it

00:24:20seemed

00:24:20Matt

00:24:21Cross

00:24:21had

00:24:21a

00:24:21vendetta

00:24:22as

00:24:23a

00:24:23shoulders

00:24:23down

00:24:24Cross

00:24:25had

00:24:26a

00:24:26vendetta

00:24:26against

00:24:26the

00:24:27entire

00:24:27JCW

00:24:28locker room

00:24:29but he

00:24:29specifically

00:24:30zoned in

00:24:31on

00:24:32Carrie

00:24:32Morton

00:24:32over the

00:24:33past

00:24:33several

00:24:33weeks

00:24:33and

00:24:34Carrie

00:24:35into

00:24:35the

00:24:35cover

00:24:36once

00:24:36again

00:24:36hooks

00:24:37the

00:24:37leg

00:24:37and

00:24:37let's

00:24:38not

00:24:38be

00:24:39naive

00:24:39Veda

00:24:39a lot

00:24:40of

00:24:40people

00:24:40have

00:24:41a lot

00:24:41of

00:24:41reasons

00:24:42to

00:24:42want

00:24:42to

00:24:42come

00:24:43after

00:24:43Carrie

00:24:43Morton

00:24:43but

00:24:44it

00:24:44certainly

00:24:45seems

00:24:45out of

00:24:46character

00:24:46for

00:24:47Matt

00:24:47Cross

00:24:48to be

00:24:48doing

00:24:48it

00:24:49here

00:24:49and

00:24:50now

00:24:50and

00:24:50without

00:24:50explanation

00:24:51yeah

00:24:52we have

00:24:53no idea

00:24:53what is

00:24:54going

00:24:54on

00:24:55with

00:24:56Matt

00:24:56Cross

00:24:57and

00:24:57Carrie

00:24:57Morton

00:24:59again

00:25:00call him

00:25:01paranoid

00:25:01or not

00:25:02but

00:25:02has a

00:25:03target

00:25:03on his

00:25:04back

00:25:04for sure

00:25:05right

00:25:06now

00:25:06though

00:25:06Carrie

00:25:07is in

00:25:08control

00:25:13we

00:25:13certainly

00:25:15wish

00:25:16Vince

00:25:16through

00:25:16so

00:25:16well

00:25:17with

00:25:17his

00:25:18family

00:25:18matter

00:25:19he's

00:25:19tending

00:25:19to

00:25:19and

00:25:20certainly

00:25:21we

00:25:21all

00:25:21have

00:25:21our

00:25:21professional

00:25:22disagreements

00:25:22with

00:25:23Vince

00:25:23from

00:25:23time

00:25:24to

00:25:24time

00:25:24but

00:25:24certainly

00:25:25hope

00:25:26the best

00:25:26for his

00:25:26family

00:25:27and his

00:25:27personal

00:25:27life

00:25:28and

00:25:28things

00:25:28of that

00:25:29nature

00:25:29we got

00:25:30the coach

00:25:31John

00:25:31the coach

00:25:31we're

00:25:31here

00:25:31checking

00:25:32in

00:25:32later

00:25:32on

00:25:32in

00:25:32the

00:25:32broadcast

00:25:33so

00:25:34a lot

00:25:34going

00:25:35on

00:25:35as

00:25:35cocaine

00:25:36looks

00:25:36to

00:25:36battle

00:25:37his way

00:25:37out

00:25:38of the

00:25:38touches

00:25:38of

00:25:38Carrie

00:25:39oh

00:25:39but

00:25:40a

00:25:40great

00:25:40reversal

00:25:41and

00:25:42notice

00:25:42Carrie

00:25:42forcibly

00:25:43controlling

00:25:44the

00:25:44tempo

00:25:45and

00:25:45taking

00:25:46that

00:25:46responsibility

00:25:47away

00:25:48from

00:25:48cocaine

00:25:51Carrie

00:25:52Morton

00:25:52he has

00:25:52a way

00:25:53of getting

00:25:53under

00:25:54your skin

00:25:55but it

00:25:55cannot

00:25:56be

00:25:56denied

00:25:57the

00:25:57caliber

00:25:58of

00:25:58athlete

00:25:59that

00:25:59Carrie

00:25:59Morton

00:26:00is

00:26:00like

00:26:00you

00:26:00said

00:26:00a

00:26:01former

00:26:02champion

00:26:02who

00:26:03is

00:26:03constantly

00:26:04looking

00:26:05to get

00:26:05back

00:26:05into

00:26:06contention

00:26:06and

00:26:06right

00:26:07now

00:26:07is in

00:26:07full

00:26:08control

00:26:08of

00:26:08this

00:26:08match

00:26:11this

00:26:11could

00:26:11be

00:26:11Carrie's

00:26:12crowning

00:26:12achievement

00:26:21as

00:26:22Carrie

00:26:22it may

00:26:23be

00:26:23three

00:26:23weeks

00:26:23later

00:26:24than

00:26:24he

00:26:24wanted

00:26:24it

00:26:24but

00:26:24better

00:26:25late

00:26:25than

00:26:25never

00:26:25cocaine

00:26:26fighting

00:26:26off

00:26:27the

00:26:27suplex

00:26:27whoa

00:26:29second

00:26:29time

00:26:30cocaine

00:26:31has

00:26:31that

00:26:31body

00:26:31control

00:26:32that

00:26:32weight

00:26:32positioning

00:26:34down

00:26:34with

00:26:35a

00:26:35head

00:26:35butt

00:26:35and

00:26:35Carrie

00:26:36takes

00:26:36a

00:26:36tumble

00:26:37Carrie

00:26:37went

00:26:38out

00:26:38hard

00:26:42a

00:26:42cocaine

00:26:43soars

00:26:44from the

00:26:44hammers

00:26:48count

00:26:49is

00:26:49going to

00:26:49be

00:26:50on

00:26:50here

00:26:51Carrie

00:26:51is

00:26:51holding

00:26:52on

00:26:52to

00:26:52his

00:26:52nose

00:26:54yeah

00:26:54but

00:26:54the

00:26:54question

00:26:55is

00:26:56how

00:26:57much

00:26:57does

00:26:57cocaine

00:26:58have

00:26:58left

00:26:58Carrie

00:26:59is

00:26:59not

00:26:59the

00:26:59first

00:26:59individual

00:27:00whose

00:27:00nose

00:27:01has

00:27:01been

00:27:01damaged

00:27:01by

00:27:01cocaine

00:27:02won't

00:27:02be

00:27:03the

00:27:03last

00:27:03but

00:27:04cocaine

00:27:04dips

00:27:04up

00:27:06popping up

00:27:07out of

00:27:07nowhere

00:27:08and

00:27:08slinging

00:27:09rights

00:27:11lighting

00:27:11him up

00:27:12Carrie

00:27:12Morton

00:27:12on

00:27:13the

00:27:13run

00:27:13scooped

00:27:14up

00:27:14and

00:27:15a

00:27:15blue

00:27:15thunder

00:27:16bomb

00:27:17drops

00:27:17Morton

00:27:18to the

00:27:18canvas

00:27:19as

00:27:19cocaine

00:27:19reaches

00:27:20into

00:27:20his

00:27:20pocket

00:27:21for

00:27:21what

00:27:21a

00:27:22lollipop

00:27:22a

00:27:23mint

00:27:23some

00:27:23chewing

00:27:24gum

00:27:24what

00:27:25could

00:27:25it

00:27:25bow

00:27:26I

00:27:26bet

00:27:27it's

00:27:27a

00:27:27Mentos

00:27:27no

00:27:28I'm

00:27:28wrong

00:27:28again

00:27:30oh

00:27:31here

00:27:31comes

00:27:32a

00:27:33fired

00:27:33up

00:27:34cocaine

00:27:34with

00:27:35a

00:27:35fired

00:27:36up

00:27:36coke

00:27:36slam

00:27:37no

00:27:38Carrie

00:27:38Morton

00:27:39runs

00:27:40to the

00:27:40hills

00:27:46Morton

00:27:47knew he had

00:27:47to get

00:27:47wait a second

00:27:48someone just

00:27:49jumped the

00:27:49rip

00:27:49we need

00:27:50security

00:27:50out here

00:27:50right now

00:27:51we got a

00:27:51fan out

00:27:52and we

00:27:53talked

00:27:53about how

00:27:53agitated

00:27:54Carrie

00:27:54but we

00:27:56do not

00:27:57encourage

00:27:57anybody

00:27:58jump

00:27:58on the

00:27:58rails

00:27:59yeah we

00:27:59got security

00:28:00on the

00:28:00way here

00:28:04pull this

00:28:04fan away

00:28:06I get it

00:28:06you get

00:28:07excited

00:28:07but you

00:28:07don't go

00:28:08after the

00:28:08wrestlers

00:28:09no not

00:28:10at all

00:28:12it's

00:28:12unfortunate

00:28:13scene

00:28:14and we

00:28:15know it's

00:28:15a volatile

00:28:16situation

00:28:17and sometimes

00:28:17just things

00:28:18go overboard

00:28:20but

00:28:21this is

00:28:22certainly

00:28:22not

00:28:23conducive

00:28:24of anything

00:28:24or anybody

00:28:25even cocaine

00:28:26getting involved

00:28:27because we

00:28:27don't want

00:28:27our fans

00:28:28to risk

00:28:28themselves

00:28:29getting injured

00:28:30by getting

00:28:30involved like

00:28:31this

00:28:31please leave

00:28:33it to the

00:28:34professionals

00:28:34the trained

00:28:35athletes

00:28:36oh cocaine

00:28:37wait a second

00:28:38cocaine I think

00:28:40he wrecked

00:28:40what

00:28:40that's Matt

00:28:41Cross

00:28:42not again

00:28:43damn it Matt

00:28:44come on

00:28:45Matt Cross

00:28:46again

00:28:47Matt Cross

00:28:48doing everything

00:28:49he can

00:28:49to target

00:28:51Terry Morton

00:28:52and VEDA

00:28:52this match

00:28:53has been

00:28:53thrown out

00:28:54Matt Cross

00:28:55just cost

00:28:55Terry Morton

00:28:56a title

00:28:57shot

00:28:57again

00:29:00the referee

00:29:01has declared

00:29:02this match

00:29:03a no contest

00:29:04we know

00:29:05Matt Cross's

00:29:06agenda

00:29:07we know

00:29:08his focus

00:29:08but we

00:29:09don't know

00:29:10why

00:29:11and with

00:29:11every week

00:29:12the tensions

00:29:14the stakes

00:29:16and the

00:29:16speculation

00:29:17continues

00:29:18to mount

00:29:21okay

00:29:22all right

00:29:23maybe

00:29:24Terry Morton

00:29:25is on to

00:29:25something here

00:29:26when he says

00:29:27he's being

00:29:27targeted

00:29:28because I

00:29:28gotta say

00:29:29Matt Cross

00:29:30certainly

00:29:31has a vendetta

00:29:32against

00:29:33Terry Morton

00:29:34is going to

00:29:34need to

00:29:34watch his

00:29:35back

00:29:35cocaine

00:29:36is still

00:29:37the number

00:29:38one contender

00:29:39but we

00:29:40got a lot

00:29:40of questions

00:29:41about Matt

00:29:41Cross's

00:29:42motives

00:29:42and Terry

00:29:43Morton

00:29:44has a target

00:29:46but cocaine

00:29:47is still

00:29:48on the path

00:29:49to potentially

00:29:50his first

00:29:51world title

00:29:52and will

00:29:53be right back

00:29:55I had nothing

00:29:56to do with it

00:29:56I understand

00:30:01ah there you

00:30:02are

00:30:02I knew

00:30:03I'd find you

00:30:04here

00:30:04hold on

00:30:04I gotta go

00:30:05get off the phone

00:30:06shut your mouth

00:30:07I gotta go

00:30:07get off the phone

00:30:09what do you want

00:30:09my office

00:30:10I could have

00:30:11been undressed

00:30:11in here

00:30:12it's not like

00:30:12it would have

00:30:13been smaller

00:30:13than Russo's

00:30:14what can I

00:30:15do for you

00:30:15speaking of

00:30:17what's up

00:30:17with him

00:30:18what do you

00:30:19care

00:30:19okay

00:30:20you wanna know

00:30:21what's wrong

00:30:21with Vince

00:30:22his wife

00:30:23got hurt

00:30:23at work

00:30:23okay

00:30:24and she's

00:30:25in the hospital

00:30:26and he's

00:30:27is she okay

00:30:28is she okay

00:30:30was she okay

00:30:31when she listened

00:30:32to all the

00:30:32allegations

00:30:33was she okay

00:30:34with all the

00:30:34press

00:30:35was it okay

00:30:36with all the

00:30:36bullshit

00:30:37that you put

00:30:38on his

00:30:38family

00:30:38huh

00:30:39you got

00:30:40what you

00:30:41wanted

00:30:41okay

00:30:42Vince

00:30:42is not

00:30:43here

00:30:43okay

00:30:44so go

00:30:44back to

00:30:45Twitter

00:30:45go back

00:30:46to social

00:30:46media

00:30:47stick it up

00:30:48your ass

00:30:48and get

00:30:49out of my

00:30:49office

00:30:52the nerve

00:30:53on you

00:30:54Vince Russo

00:30:56is a

00:30:56family man

00:30:56first

00:31:01juggalo

00:31:02championship

00:31:02wrestling

00:31:03is a

00:31:03wasteland

00:31:04of injustice

00:31:05and debauchery

00:31:06in need

00:31:06of cleansing

00:31:07mayhem

00:31:08and chaos

00:31:09reign

00:31:09while the

00:31:10innocent

00:31:11cry out

00:31:11in tortured

00:31:12pain

00:31:14JCW

00:31:14needs a

00:31:15hero

00:31:15to save

00:31:16it from

00:31:16this haunted

00:31:17landscape

00:31:18to bring

00:31:19justice

00:31:19I

00:31:20am that

00:31:22hero

00:31:22not all

00:31:24heroes

00:31:24wear capes

00:31:25but this

00:31:26one does

00:31:26juggalos

00:31:28ninjas

00:31:29clowns

00:31:30JCW

00:31:31fans

00:31:32whoop

00:31:33whoop

00:31:34I am

00:31:35here

00:31:35to save

00:31:36you

00:31:38JCW

00:31:39are you

00:31:40ready

00:31:41to get

00:31:41with

00:31:42the

00:31:42green

00:31:47save

00:31:48those

00:31:48warm

00:31:48sunny

00:31:48beaches

00:31:49for simps

00:31:49with sand

00:31:50stuck in

00:31:50their asses

00:31:51why

00:31:51you ask

00:31:52because this

00:31:53is JCW

00:31:53and we like

00:31:54our lunacy

00:31:54served

00:31:55ice cold

00:31:55wrestling fans

00:31:56get your fat

00:31:57hungry asses

00:31:58out of that

00:31:58stuffy house

00:31:59and let's

00:31:59scoff down

00:32:00a feast

00:32:00what's on

00:32:01the menu

00:32:02you ask

00:32:02a fat

00:32:03gourmet

00:32:04triple dose

00:32:04of ice cold

00:32:05lunacy

00:32:05JCW

00:32:06style

00:32:07all three

00:32:08free

00:32:09the first

00:32:10serving takes

00:32:10place

00:32:10Friday

00:32:11February

00:32:1220th

00:32:127pm

00:32:13Saginaw

00:32:14Michigan

00:32:14at the

00:32:15vault

00:32:16JCW

00:32:17lunacy

00:32:17absolutely

00:32:18free

00:32:19the second

00:32:19serving

00:32:20Saturday

00:32:21February

00:32:2121st

00:32:227pm

00:32:23Harpo's

00:32:24concert hall

00:32:25in Detroit

00:32:26absolutely

00:32:26free

00:32:27the third

00:32:28serving

00:32:28is February

00:32:2922nd

00:32:30gruel hall

00:32:31at 224

00:32:32Lansing

00:32:32Michigan

00:32:33doors open

00:32:33early at

00:32:34530pm

00:32:35absolutely

00:32:36free

00:32:36featuring ICP's

00:32:37Violent J

00:32:38the neon ninja

00:32:39facade

00:32:40Vince Russo

00:32:41Mr. Anderson

00:32:42the brothers of

00:32:43Funstruction

00:32:44PCO

00:32:45Big Vito

00:32:46Too Tough Tony

00:32:47and Willie Mack

00:32:48Barnabas

00:32:49The Bazaar

00:32:50and The Outbreak

00:32:51Big Al

00:32:52Kerry Morton

00:32:53Jasmine St. Clair

00:32:54and The Monster Corporation

00:32:56Caleb Connolly

00:32:56Ninja Mack

00:32:57Cocaine

00:32:58Steven Flo

00:32:59and many more

00:33:01from the coldest

00:33:02most talked about

00:33:03and fastest growing

00:33:04wrestling promotion

00:33:05in the Frozen

00:33:06tundra

00:33:06we're talking about

00:33:08JCW Lunacy

00:33:09three servings

00:33:11of JCW Lunacy

00:33:12serve ice cold

00:33:13and absolutely free

00:33:15bring the kiddos

00:33:16grandma

00:33:16your cramping ass

00:33:18broke buddies

00:33:18and that fat

00:33:19three-legged cat

00:33:20February 20th

00:33:21at the vault

00:33:22in Saginaw

00:33:23and the 21st

00:33:24Harpo's in Detroit

00:33:26and the 22nd

00:33:27Gruel Hall

00:33:27Lance in Michigan

00:33:28ninjas make it a mission

00:33:30come to all three

00:33:31shows for free

00:33:32it's JCW Lunacy

00:33:33live

00:33:34when it comes to

00:33:35all out lunacy

00:33:36served ice cold

00:33:37is gonna be a feast

00:33:39so calm

00:33:44bullshit

00:33:47it's bullshit

00:33:48do you understand

00:33:50what's happening to me

00:33:51I'm losing

00:33:51my mind

00:33:52hold on

00:33:53but first off

00:33:54I'm doing my business

00:33:56here

00:33:56and this is how

00:33:57I make my money

00:33:58okay

00:33:58and you're worried

00:33:59about some title match

00:34:00alright

00:34:01calm down

00:34:02and tell me what happened

00:34:03Matt Cross

00:34:04Matt Cross is what happened

00:34:06you see Vito

00:34:07I've been around the block

00:34:08watch your guys

00:34:08I've been in this business

00:34:10my whole damn life

00:34:11I understand what's happening

00:34:12I see through those

00:34:13little carny lines

00:34:13Vince Russo

00:34:15is behind this

00:34:16he's setting up

00:34:17Matt Cross

00:34:17to come after me

00:34:18because he knows

00:34:19what I have to offer

00:34:20for this company

00:34:21he knows what I bring

00:34:22to the table

00:34:23and you see

00:34:24he wants to stop that

00:34:25but you see Vito

00:34:26I trust you

00:34:27I like you

00:34:28and I trust you

00:34:29which means a lot

00:34:30for a southern boy

00:34:30alright

00:34:31now listen here

00:34:32okay

00:34:33Russo does his business

00:34:34a certain way

00:34:35I obviously do my business

00:34:37a certain way

00:34:38sure

00:34:38so if you're a businessman

00:34:40and you're coming to me

00:34:41I will see what I can do

00:34:43okay

00:34:43is that good enough

00:34:45for you

00:34:46is that good enough

00:34:47to you

00:34:47now calm down

00:34:48have a cream soda

00:34:49and go relax

00:34:50do me a favor

00:34:52and don't get in any trouble

00:34:54you got it

00:34:55you got it

00:34:57you got it

00:34:58good

00:35:01the following contest

00:35:03is scheduled

00:35:04for one fall

00:35:05one fall

00:35:07introducing verse

00:35:12oh camera

00:35:13okay

00:35:16verse

00:35:24from charlotte

00:35:26north carolina

00:35:28the obsession

00:35:31caleb

00:35:34conley

00:35:36well at first glance

00:35:39caleb conley

00:35:40seems almost naked

00:35:42out here

00:35:42without jeeves

00:35:43without the ring rat

00:35:45without a championship

00:35:46title belt

00:35:47around his waist

00:35:48but there's no question

00:35:50that ever since

00:35:51vince russo

00:35:52put all his chips

00:35:54on caleb

00:35:55we've seen

00:35:56a shift

00:35:57to a more

00:35:58laser focused

00:35:59athlete

00:36:00and his opponent

00:36:09last confirmed

00:36:11sightings

00:36:12in the rocky

00:36:13mountains

00:36:14the mountain

00:36:16devil

00:36:18hunter

00:36:19grave

00:36:21yeah joe

00:36:24i don't know

00:36:24when or

00:36:25if we're ever

00:36:27gonna see

00:36:27jeeves

00:36:28again

00:36:28after the

00:36:29hurting

00:36:29caleb

00:36:30put on him

00:36:31but speaking

00:36:32of hurting

00:36:33we have right

00:36:35here hunter

00:36:35gray

00:36:36a standout

00:36:38here

00:36:38from the rocky

00:36:39mountain area

00:36:40standout

00:36:41in the denver

00:36:42area

00:36:42he took on

00:36:43mr anderson

00:36:44himself

00:36:45a few weeks

00:36:46ago

00:36:46really impressed

00:36:47but now

00:36:48he's stepping up

00:36:49to an entirely

00:36:50new kind

00:36:51of caleb

00:36:52conley

00:36:53hunter gray

00:36:53calls himself

00:36:54the mountain

00:36:55devil

00:36:56he is

00:36:57a cross

00:36:58between

00:36:58maybe grizzly

00:37:00adams

00:37:00and a horror

00:37:01movie

00:37:02when you're

00:37:03driving on the

00:37:04backwoods

00:37:05and you run

00:37:05out of gas

00:37:06and there's

00:37:07just that

00:37:07one rickety

00:37:09house in the

00:37:09distance you

00:37:10have to go

00:37:10to

00:37:11don't go

00:37:12joe

00:37:13get back

00:37:13in the car

00:37:13don't go

00:37:14sorry i got

00:37:15carried away

00:37:17at the same

00:37:18time though

00:37:19caleb

00:37:20conley

00:37:21trapped in

00:37:22the corner

00:37:23here comes

00:37:24gray

00:37:24and caleb

00:37:26gets out

00:37:27of the way

00:37:27and we

00:37:28knew that

00:37:29caleb's

00:37:30frustrations

00:37:30with jeeves

00:37:31were mounting

00:37:32but beta

00:37:34are you surprised

00:37:35caleb took it

00:37:36as far as he

00:37:37did

00:37:37i gotta say

00:37:38i am

00:37:39i mean we

00:37:40know

00:37:40jeeves

00:37:40he's

00:37:42he is uh

00:37:43you know

00:37:43he's kind

00:37:44of a mess

00:37:45he's a

00:37:46lovable loser

00:37:47sort of situation

00:37:48what you see

00:37:49is what you get

00:37:49right

00:37:49exactly

00:37:50uh

00:37:50but i feel

00:37:51like his

00:37:52heart was

00:37:52maybe in

00:37:53the right

00:37:53place

00:37:53and caleb

00:37:54certainly did

00:37:55not appreciate

00:37:56his uh

00:37:57number one

00:37:58fans

00:37:58and uh

00:38:00as he

00:38:01continued to

00:38:01pick apart

00:38:02hunter gray

00:38:03here we can

00:38:04see that

00:38:04caleb

00:38:04conley

00:38:05is vicious

00:38:06in a way

00:38:07that we have

00:38:07never seen

00:38:08before

00:38:08here's a

00:38:09cover

00:38:11caleb gets

00:38:12a near fall

00:38:13there is no

00:38:13wasted motion

00:38:14there is no

00:38:15time to

00:38:16jaw jack

00:38:17to pose

00:38:18to espouse

00:38:20his his

00:38:21juggalo roots

00:38:22all that's

00:38:23gone

00:38:23yeah

00:38:23all that's

00:38:24in the past

00:38:25caleb

00:38:25conley

00:38:26is just

00:38:27zeroed in

00:38:28to what

00:38:29the bottom

00:38:30line is

00:38:30and that's

00:38:31being the

00:38:31the next

00:38:32chosen one

00:38:33that vince

00:38:34russo has

00:38:34anointed him

00:38:36but we see

00:38:37frustration from

00:38:38russo

00:38:38who in his

00:38:40mind

00:38:40i think russo

00:38:41believes caleb

00:38:43should be a lot

00:38:43further along

00:38:44that he is

00:38:45well there

00:38:46might be a

00:38:46big win

00:38:46here for

00:38:47caleb

00:38:47and you

00:38:48know that

00:38:49vince russo

00:38:49would be

00:38:50happy to

00:38:51see that

00:38:51when he's

00:38:52able to

00:38:52watch this

00:38:54but caleb

00:38:57relentless

00:38:57he's basically

00:38:58stalking

00:38:59hunter gray

00:39:00here

00:39:01but you're

00:39:01right

00:39:02i mean

00:39:02caleb

00:39:02it's basically

00:39:04been explained

00:39:04to him

00:39:05that

00:39:06you gotta

00:39:07start

00:39:08proving

00:39:08yourself

00:39:09here

00:39:09and right

00:39:10now

00:39:10it's not

00:39:11looking great

00:39:11for caleb

00:39:12fighting on

00:39:13the boot

00:39:14yeah caleb

00:39:15almost turned

00:39:16into eight

00:39:17toes

00:39:18conley

00:39:18there for

00:39:19a moment

00:39:19but of

00:39:20course

00:39:20we learned

00:39:21at the top

00:39:22of the broadcast

00:39:22from vito

00:39:23vince russo

00:39:23not in attendance

00:39:24tending to a

00:39:26family matter

00:39:26so not here

00:39:27to watch caleb

00:39:28conley

00:39:28in person

00:39:29but you know

00:39:30he's gonna

00:39:30see this footage

00:39:31and you know

00:39:32he's gonna

00:39:32be scrutinizing

00:39:33it

00:39:33uh oh

00:39:34uh yeah

00:39:35so hunter gray's

00:39:36head was being

00:39:37mashed against

00:39:38the turnbuckle

00:39:38and somehow

00:39:40rattling his

00:39:41brains

00:39:41just fired

00:39:42him up

00:39:44yeah hunter

00:39:46has caleb

00:39:47in a fireman's

00:39:48carry

00:39:48oh

00:39:51hunter was

00:39:52a half a

00:39:53count away

00:39:53from an upset

00:39:54three weeks

00:39:54ago

00:39:55maybe he

00:39:56could finish

00:39:56the job

00:39:57tonight

00:39:57but caleb

00:39:58out of harm's

00:39:59way

00:39:59and veda

00:40:00whether you

00:40:01love vince

00:40:01russo

00:40:02or you hate

00:40:02him

00:40:03you know

00:40:03and have

00:40:04to acknowledge

00:40:04he expects

00:40:05a lot

00:40:05out of the

00:40:06talent he

00:40:06works with

00:40:07you think

00:40:07of the

00:40:08major

00:40:08start

00:40:08he's worked

00:40:09with in

00:40:09the past

00:40:10caleb's

00:40:11feeling that

00:40:11pressure

00:40:12and he's

00:40:12performing

00:40:13under that

00:40:13pressure

00:40:14nice

00:40:14saido

00:40:15suplex

00:40:15hook of

00:40:16the leg

00:40:17caleb

00:40:17conley

00:40:18no

00:40:18near fall

00:40:19yeah if you

00:40:20look back

00:40:21at the history

00:40:22of vince

00:40:22russo

00:40:23he certainly

00:40:24has an eye

00:40:25for talent

00:40:26and if he's

00:40:27gonna make

00:40:27you his

00:40:27chosen one

00:40:28you're right

00:40:29he has

00:40:29expectations

00:40:30and you have

00:40:31to fulfill

00:40:31them

00:40:32caleb

00:40:32right now

00:40:33needs

00:40:33to pick

00:40:34up a win

00:40:34but

00:40:35hunter gray

00:40:36makes it

00:40:36onto the

00:40:36apron

00:40:41and hunter

00:40:41created the

00:40:42distance

00:40:43it went to

00:40:44springboard

00:40:44a man that

00:40:45size

00:40:45oh but he

00:40:46might have

00:40:46jammed his

00:40:47knee

00:40:47yeah

00:40:47that's the

00:40:49high risk

00:40:49nature of

00:40:50it

00:40:50as caleb

00:40:51pushes off

00:40:52with his

00:40:53leg strength

00:40:56look at this

00:40:57springboard

00:40:58moonsault

00:40:59sometimes you

00:41:00forget about

00:41:00the incredible

00:41:01athleticism of

00:41:02caleb

00:41:02as it puts

00:41:03hunter gray

00:41:04away

00:41:04here is

00:41:05here is your

00:41:05winner

00:41:07caleb

00:41:08conley

00:41:09yeah you

00:41:11can forget

00:41:11because for a

00:41:12while here

00:41:13in lunacy

00:41:13we've been

00:41:14seeing uh

00:41:15you know

00:41:15the the chiefs

00:41:16affiliated sort

00:41:17of side of

00:41:18caleb

00:41:18conley but

00:41:19he is here

00:41:21to remind

00:41:21all of us

00:41:22and i think

00:41:23especially

00:41:23remind

00:41:24vince russo

00:41:25that you've

00:41:26chosen correctly

00:41:27with this new

00:41:28chosen one

00:41:29vince russo has

00:41:30brought something

00:41:31special out of

00:41:32an already special

00:41:33talent in caleb

00:41:34conley how high

00:41:36is his ceiling

00:41:37according to

00:41:38russo the sky's

00:41:39the limit

00:41:39the best time

00:41:40that you

00:41:41will be

00:41:41by

00:41:42team

00:41:42back to

00:41:43the top

00:41:43boss

00:41:44no no no

00:41:45give me a chop

00:41:46give me a chop

00:41:47give it to me

00:41:47no i can't chop

00:41:48right now boss

00:41:49what were we

00:41:50thinking

00:41:51boss

00:41:51we've been begging

00:41:53for an opportunity

00:41:54from vince

00:41:55a tryout

00:41:56a dark match

00:41:57anything

00:41:57yes

00:41:58and then we just

00:41:59go and take out

00:42:00one of the biggest

00:42:01teams in jcw

00:42:02both

00:42:03boss

00:42:05come on

00:42:06what are we

00:42:06thinking

00:42:07the brothers

00:42:08are fun

00:42:09junction

00:42:09yeah

00:42:10yeah

00:42:11the outbreak

00:42:11yeah

00:42:12ativa

00:42:13we came here

00:42:15to chop

00:42:15suckers

00:42:16did we not

00:42:17i don't

00:42:18i don't

00:42:18bro

00:42:18vinnie russo

00:42:19knows us

00:42:20bro

00:42:20we've worked

00:42:21at rocky mountain

00:42:22bro

00:42:22we've worked

00:42:23for vinnie russo

00:42:23this many

00:42:24times

00:42:25alright

00:42:26he knows

00:42:27suckers get

00:42:27chopped

00:42:28every day

00:42:28the outbreak

00:42:30boss

00:42:31have you

00:42:31have you seen

00:42:32these zombies

00:42:32boss

00:42:33yeah

00:42:33oh yeah

00:42:33i ain't never

00:42:36chopped

00:42:36a zombie

00:42:37we all

00:42:38chops

00:42:38even

00:42:39work

00:42:39it's okay

00:42:39listen

00:42:40listen

00:42:40i chopped

00:42:41a zombie

00:42:41once

00:42:421997

00:42:43you try

00:42:44it might be

00:42:45the same

00:42:45zombies

00:42:45alright

00:42:46but i tell

00:42:46you what

00:42:47this is our

00:42:48chop opportunity

00:42:49ativa

00:42:51and this is

00:42:52gonna be

00:42:52chop-tastic

00:42:53you dig

00:42:55raise your

00:42:56chop hand

00:42:57ativa

00:42:57let's go

00:42:58chop these

00:42:59suckers

00:43:01yeah

00:43:01it's time

00:43:02come on

00:43:04there's probably

00:43:04a zombie

00:43:05over there

00:43:05you better

00:43:05hurry up

00:43:06it was

00:43:11ten thousand

00:43:12years ago

00:43:12that a bunch

00:43:13of godless

00:43:14savages

00:43:14stumbled

00:43:15across an

00:43:15oasis

00:43:16in the desert

00:43:16and named

00:43:17it nevada

00:43:17and decided

00:43:18to settle

00:43:19there

00:43:19and several

00:43:20years later

00:43:21the white

00:43:21man came

00:43:22in with

00:43:22his fire

00:43:22sticks

00:43:23and chose

00:43:23to make

00:43:24it his

00:43:24own

00:43:24okay

00:43:25you fuckers

00:43:26slaughtering

00:43:26men

00:43:27women

00:43:27and babies

00:43:28then

00:43:28after doing

00:43:29a little

00:43:29bit of

00:43:30remodeling

00:43:30a really

00:43:32swell

00:43:32guy

00:43:32named

00:43:33bugsy

00:43:33seagull

00:43:34and his

00:43:34friends

00:43:34opened

00:43:35nevada's

00:43:36first

00:43:36casino

00:43:36this is

00:43:37bugsy

00:43:38here

00:43:38but business

00:43:39in the

00:43:39beginning

00:43:39weren't so

00:43:40good

00:43:40and they

00:43:40figured

00:43:41he was

00:43:41skimming

00:43:41off the

00:43:42top

00:43:42so they

00:43:42fired

00:43:43him

00:43:43literally

00:43:44but either

00:43:45way

00:43:45it's

00:43:46generally

00:43:46agreed

00:43:47that he

00:43:47were the

00:43:47forefounder

00:43:48of

00:43:48modern

00:43:49day

00:43:49las

00:43:49vegas

00:43:55there

00:43:56is

00:43:56a

00:43:56place

00:43:57that

00:43:58is

00:43:58syphilitic

00:43:59by name

00:44:00and

00:44:00syphilitic

00:44:01by nature

00:44:04welcome

00:44:05where

00:44:06sin

00:44:07has

00:44:07a permanent

00:44:08residency

00:44:09you see

00:44:10this water

00:44:11fountain

00:44:11here

00:44:12well it's

00:44:13a metaphor

00:44:13for me

00:44:13jizzing in

00:44:14my pants

00:44:15oh

00:44:16I'm sorry

00:44:17buttercup

00:44:18did I

00:44:18offend

00:44:19you

00:44:19because

00:44:20if I

00:44:21did

00:44:21boy oh

00:44:22boy

00:44:22have you

00:44:23taken a

00:44:23wrong

00:44:24turn

00:44:24because

00:44:24this is

00:44:25the place

00:44:26that a

00:44:26family man

00:44:27will blow

00:44:27his mortgage

00:44:28for one

00:44:28more spin

00:44:29of the

00:44:29wheel

00:44:30then blow

00:44:31the dealer

00:44:31for double

00:44:32or nothing

00:44:34and this

00:44:35den of

00:44:36inequity

00:44:36is now

00:44:37the location

00:44:38of

00:44:39JCW's

00:44:40lunacy

00:44:41strangle

00:44:42mania

00:44:43with a

00:44:44group of

00:44:44individuals

00:44:45so unpleasant

00:44:46even the

00:44:47mob

00:44:47don't want

00:44:48to deal

00:44:48with

00:44:48them

00:44:49oh

00:44:50shanky's

00:44:51alright

00:44:51who put

00:44:51him on

00:44:52the list

00:44:52in an

00:44:53event

00:44:54where you'll

00:44:55see more

00:44:55than one

00:44:56nut shot

00:44:56so make

00:44:58no mistake

00:44:58strangle

00:44:59mania

00:45:00will be

00:45:00the

00:45:00hardcore

00:45:01presenting

00:45:02a top

00:45:02ticket

00:45:03meaning

00:45:03if they

00:45:04ain't

00:45:04in the

00:45:04action

00:45:05then

00:45:05they're

00:45:05probably

00:45:06in

00:45:06traction

00:45:06and

00:45:07if

00:45:07they're

00:45:07not

00:45:07in

00:45:08traction

00:45:08well

00:45:09they're

00:45:09probably

00:45:09dead

00:45:10or

00:45:10undead

00:45:11and

00:45:12with

00:45:12Vince

00:45:13Russo

00:45:13as

00:45:13the

00:45:14ringleader

00:45:14you

00:45:15know

00:45:15carnage

00:45:16will

00:45:16ensue

00:45:18Jesus

00:45:18Duke

00:45:19he only

00:45:19asked

00:45:20if

00:45:20you'd

00:45:20be

00:45:20open

00:45:20to

00:45:20wear

00:45:21a

00:45:21spandex

00:45:22and

00:45:23yeah

00:45:23sure

00:45:23you

00:45:24can

00:45:24go

00:45:24to

00:45:24more

00:45:24family

00:45:25oriented

00:45:25wrestling

00:45:26that

00:45:26weekend

00:45:26but

00:45:27it

00:45:27all

00:45:28just

00:45:28be

00:45:28Mickey

00:45:29Mouse

00:45:29or

00:45:30Donald

00:45:30Duck

00:45:30in

00:45:31comparison

00:45:34JCW

00:45:35presents

00:45:35Strangle

00:45:36Mania

00:45:36GCW's

00:45:38collective

00:45:38at

00:45:39Horseshoe

00:45:39Casino

00:45:40April

00:45:4017

00:45:422026

00:45:47bringing

00:45:47you a

00:45:48lineup

00:45:48that's

00:45:49longer

00:45:49than

00:45:49a

00:45:49spastic's

00:45:50tongue

00:45:50licking

00:45:51melted

00:45:51ice cream

00:45:52off

00:45:52of

00:45:52his

00:45:52own

00:45:52belt

00:45:53buckle

00:45:54what

00:45:55did

00:45:55I

00:45:55say

00:45:56something

00:45:56wrong

00:45:56jeez

00:45:57tough

00:45:58crowd

00:45:59JCW's

00:46:00Strangle

00:46:00Mania

00:46:01will be

00:46:01the biggest

00:46:02thing

00:46:02to hit

00:46:02Nevada

00:46:03since

00:46:04the

00:46:04A-bomb

00:46:08JCW's

00:46:09Strangle

00:46:09Mania

00:46:10is a

00:46:10featured

00:46:11event

00:46:11part of

00:46:12GCW's

00:46:13collective

00:46:14which

00:46:14means

00:46:15they kick

00:46:15ass

00:46:16and they're

00:46:16respected

00:46:16throughout

00:46:17professional

00:46:18wrestling

00:46:18but

00:46:19unlike

00:46:19Bugsy

00:46:20Siegel

00:46:20when they

00:46:21leave

00:46:21Vegas

00:46:22no one's

00:46:22gonna put

00:46:23up a

00:46:23memorial

00:46:23for

00:46:24them

00:46:24more

00:46:25likely

00:46:25to fumigate

00:46:26the place

00:46:27cause

00:46:28these

00:46:28are

00:46:28a

00:46:28bunch

00:46:28of

00:46:29filthy

00:46:29animals

00:46:32Allah

00:46:33upon

00:46:33themselves

00:46:34will

00:46:34make

00:46:34their

00:46:35clean

00:46:35wax

00:46:40once

00:46:41upon

00:46:41a

00:46:42time

00:46:42there

00:46:43were

00:46:43heroes

00:46:43that

00:46:44was

00:46:44good

00:46:45versus

00:46:46evil

00:46:46but

00:46:47in JCW

00:46:48there

00:46:49are

00:46:49no

00:46:49heroes

00:46:50it's

00:46:51only

00:46:51survival

00:46:52of

00:46:52the

00:46:52fittest

00:46:53so

00:46:53shut

00:46:54the

00:46:54fuck

00:46:54up

00:46:55smoke

00:46:55them

00:46:55if

00:46:56you

00:46:56got

00:46:56them

00:46:56and

00:46:57be

00:46:57prepared

00:46:57to

00:46:57be

00:46:58entertained

00:46:58and

00:46:59get

00:46:59your

00:46:59tickets

00:47:00before

00:47:00it's

00:47:00too

00:47:01late

00:47:01at

00:47:03jcwlv.eventbrite.com

00:47:06be there

00:47:07or be

00:47:07square

00:47:10cause

00:47:11only a

00:47:11mental

00:47:12will

00:47:12miss

00:47:12it

00:47:22hey

00:47:23big

00:47:23gals

00:47:24what's

00:47:24the

00:47:24girl

00:47:24I'm

00:47:24looking

00:47:25for

00:47:25so

00:47:26that

00:47:26street

00:47:26fight

00:47:27with

00:47:27Danny

00:47:27Mo

00:47:27how

00:47:28are

00:47:28you

00:47:28going

00:47:28to

00:47:28stack

00:47:28the

00:47:28odds

00:47:29in

00:47:29my

00:47:29favor

00:47:29are

00:47:30going

00:47:30to

00:47:30tie

00:47:30her

00:47:30hands

00:47:31behind

00:47:31her

00:47:31back

00:47:31are

00:47:32you

00:47:32going

00:47:32to

00:47:32give

00:47:32her

00:47:32you

00:47:33know

00:47:33blindfold

00:47:33what

00:47:34are

00:47:34you

00:47:34going

00:47:34to

00:47:34do

00:47:34come

00:47:34on

00:47:35let

00:47:35me

00:47:35know

00:47:35what

00:47:35to

00:47:35do

00:47:36okay

00:47:37well

00:47:37other

00:47:37than

00:47:37it

00:47:37being

00:47:38a

00:47:38street

00:47:38fight

00:47:38I'm

00:47:39sorry

00:47:39to

00:47:39tell

00:47:39you

00:47:40but

00:47:40it's

00:47:40going

00:47:40to

00:47:40be

00:47:40a

00:47:40pretty

00:47:41competitive

00:47:41match

00:47:41for

00:47:42you

00:47:42girl

00:47:42okay

00:47:43no

00:47:43stipulations

00:47:44no

00:47:44what

00:47:45stipulation

00:47:45just

00:47:45street

00:47:46fight

00:47:52ativa

00:47:53check this

00:47:54out

00:47:54see that

00:47:54guy

00:47:54over

00:47:54there

00:47:55in

00:47:55the

00:47:55darkness

00:47:55yeah

00:47:56yeah

00:47:57yeah

00:47:57that's

00:47:57barnacle

00:47:58b jones

00:47:58right

00:47:58there

00:48:00you're

00:48:00talking

00:48:00about

00:48:00barnabas

00:48:01yes

00:48:02yes

00:48:02barnabas

00:48:03ativa

00:48:03that's

00:48:04not

00:48:04the

00:48:04point

00:48:04the

00:48:04point

00:48:04is

00:48:05he's

00:48:05the

00:48:06brains

00:48:06of

00:48:07the zombie

00:48:07operation

00:48:08right

00:48:08like the

00:48:08zombie

00:48:09mush

00:48:09brain

00:48:09if

00:48:10we

00:48:10cut

00:48:11off

00:48:11the

00:48:11brain

00:48:13if

00:48:13we

00:48:13chop

00:48:14it

00:48:14off

00:48:14if

00:48:15we

00:48:15chop

00:48:15yes

00:48:16ativa

00:48:16if

00:48:16we

00:48:17chop

00:48:17it

00:48:17off

00:48:17all

00:48:18we

00:48:18gonna

00:48:19have

00:48:19is

00:48:19arms

00:48:19and

00:48:19legs

00:48:20just

00:48:20flailing

00:48:20around

00:48:21all

00:48:21willy

00:48:22nilly

00:48:22we can

00:48:23handle

00:48:23that

00:48:23so we

00:48:24need

00:48:25to

00:48:25handle

00:48:25this

00:48:26you

00:48:26did

00:48:28we

00:48:28chop

00:48:28it

00:48:29go

00:48:30chop

00:48:30this

00:48:30sucker

00:48:30you

00:48:31ain't

00:48:31gonna

00:48:31see

00:48:39go

00:49:06hold still

00:49:07hold still

00:49:08hold still

00:49:08Zabaw!

00:49:08Zabaw, cisyjny!

00:49:09Uwak!

00:49:36Zabaw, cisyjny!

00:49:43My children, look into my eyes!

00:49:47For disgracing the veil of the undead, they must be sacrificed!

00:49:55Now go and tear their souls apart!

00:50:01Go!

00:50:10The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!

00:50:24Introducing first, they are the Rocky Mountain Dragon and Teva, the final boss, Bruce Wayans,

00:50:38Chapa City!

00:50:43Well, Chapa City bringing the energy, the Rocky Mountain Dragon, a Teva in the foreground,

00:50:49and the final boss, Bruce Wayans, in the background, and look out!

00:50:53Wait a minute!

00:50:54They have raised the ire of the outbreak!

00:50:56You saw them assault Barnabas, zip tie him!

00:51:00You saw what they did in the cage match with the outbreak and the Brothers of Constructions!

00:51:06Barnabas isn't here, we know!

00:51:08And I've never, I've got to say I've never seen the outbreak without Barnabas!

00:51:14They're unleashed!

00:51:15Barnabas is still zip tied in the back and he's hurt, but he unleashed his creatures!

00:51:22They're out of control!

00:51:25No one has ever gotten...

00:51:27This is not a match right now!

00:51:29I mean, this is just a mulling!

00:51:30No one's ever gotten to the outbreak in Barnabas the way Chapa City have, who originally were just here for

00:51:37a tryout, but you talk about making the most of your opportunities!

00:51:41And the chop got dunked!

00:51:43And the outbreak score, Jackson and Abel, it's not just a feeding time, it's not just a lifestyle voice, it's

00:51:51vengeance upon it as well!

00:51:53They're just tearing!

00:51:55Tearing!

00:51:56Tearing!

00:51:56At land!

00:51:58And they, again, they are, they are just unhinged here!

00:52:02Yeah, this is, any resemblance to a wrestling match may be strictly coincidental!

00:52:09Atiba gets launched, there's a pile of bodies, and again, just tearing!

00:52:14And this is what happens when there's no one to call them off, when there's no one to control them,

00:52:20and dictate how they think!

00:52:22I mean, they're always dangerous, they're always unhinged, but they're, Barnabas usually has them under control, it seems, and...

00:52:32Well, now they're off the...

00:52:33They're not stopping!

00:52:34They're off their leash, and they're seeking retribution!

00:52:39Barnabas is the one person in this world they trust!

00:52:42And you saw what they did to him, did chop a city!

00:52:46What is this?

00:52:47What was that noise?

00:52:48Did you hear that?

00:52:49That, uh, yeah, that...

00:52:50Uh, it seems like Jackson and Abel heard it too, they...

00:52:54Well, what...

00:52:55Based on how Jackson and Abel reacting, I have to believe...

00:53:00Your winners by disqualification, chop a city!

00:53:03But...

00:53:03I have to believe, Vader, that noise somehow came from Barnabas, some type of a signal, or a warning, or

00:53:11a...

00:53:12What?

00:53:12Uh...

00:53:13I don't...

00:53:14Okay.

00:53:14Oh, hey, hey.

00:53:15Okay.

00:53:16I would like this to not be happening right now.

00:53:19No, hey, hey.

00:53:19Okay.

00:53:21Um...

00:53:21What?

00:53:23Barnabas?

00:53:23Follow the noise!

00:53:24It wasn't us!

00:53:25Somebody get Barnabas, please!

00:53:28Follow the noise!

00:53:28Uh...

00:53:29Untie him!

00:53:52Uh...

00:53:55Ninjas and ninjets!

00:53:58Have we got a sweet surprise for you!

00:54:01Guess what's coming to Miami, February 27th and 28th!

00:54:06If you guessed fat shipments of cocaine, you're probably right!

00:54:10Although...

00:54:11We don't know shit about that!

00:54:13But guess what else is coming?

00:54:15Juggalo Weekend 2026!

00:54:18For the very first time ever, this incredible Juggalo event comes to beautiful, peaceful drug lord-infected Miami, Florida!

00:54:30Be prepared to enjoy two back-to-back days of wicked-ass concerts and wrestling action that will split your

00:54:39forehead straight down till you itch, bitch!

00:54:42Unlike any hurricane to ever bitch-slap Miami before, the entire Juggalodium is on its way!

00:54:50Juggalo Weekend will be unlike anything Miami or your mother has ever seen!

00:54:57And word has it, your mom was there in Miami when Jim Morrison of the Doors pulled his wing out

00:55:03and drunkenly waggled it in the crowds!

00:55:06And specifically, in your mother's face!

00:55:09Day 1!

00:55:11Friday, February 27th!

00:55:13The afternoon kicks off with a fat 17,000 kilos of JCW Lunacy!

00:55:21That's right!

00:55:22It's Juggalo Championship Wrestling Live!

00:55:25Mr. Anderson!

00:55:26Two Tough Tony!

00:55:27Willie Mack!

00:55:28Vince Russo!

00:55:29Hailey J!

00:55:30Ninja Mack!

00:55:31The Brothers of Funstruction!

00:55:32Cocaine!

00:55:33Mush Pit Mike!

00:55:34And many more!

00:55:35Then, the ring comes down and speakers stack to the rafters as the live concerts began when

00:55:43Weegee Mack takes the stage!

00:55:46And then, it's the brutally bomb-ass, barbarically badass sounds of May Day!

00:55:53And then, if there's anything left of your head, have it blown off your neck!

00:56:00Along with the rest of your lame cranium!

00:56:02It's the wild, chaotic fun of green jelly!

00:56:06Finally!

00:56:07Violet J!

00:56:08And Shaggy 2 Dope!

00:56:10Take your ass back to the wicked days of 1992!

00:56:15As they perform their debut album, Carnival of Carnage!

00:56:19And more!

00:56:21Then, on Saturday, February 28th, it's yet another megaton truckload shipment of JCW Lunacy action!

00:56:31Cary Morton!

00:56:32Big Al Alice Crowley!

00:56:34Tarzan Duran!

00:56:35Passat!

00:56:36Danny Moe!

00:56:37And more!

00:56:38Then, the sound system gets turned on quicker than your mom did back in college!

00:56:43And then, like a lot lizard on crack, it's going down all night long!

00:56:50First, the absolute godfather of horrorcore hip-hop!

00:56:54He is the great gangsta nip!

00:56:57And then, the one and only Axe takes the stage!

00:57:01And finally, it's time for the main event of main events!

00:57:08Insane Clown Posse takes the stage and melts each and every one of you down to a puddle of glowing

00:57:16green toxic liquid!

00:57:18Whatever you do, do whatever you can to save your lives!

00:57:23By attending 2026's Chuggalo Weekend!

00:57:28Presented by Psychopathic Records!

00:57:35Atiba!

00:57:37Atiba!

00:57:38Atiba!

00:57:39Atiba!

00:57:40Atiba!

00:57:41Atiba!

00:57:41Bro, no more ideas!

00:57:44Oh my god!

00:57:45This was your jumping idea, boss!

00:57:48Atiba, no!

00:57:48That's not what happened!

00:57:50Okay?

00:57:51We got jumped by 16 zombies and it was a horrible idea!

00:57:55I don't know what you were thinking, but I was thinking that you were thinking we were going to chop

00:58:01these suckers, man!

00:58:03What happened?

00:58:04What?

00:58:05What are we talking about?

00:58:07Atiba!

00:58:08Remember earlier?

00:58:09Back in 1997, you said it was a good idea!

00:58:12And I said it was a bad idea!

00:58:14And you said it was a chop idea!

00:58:15Hey, you know what?

00:58:16Anything that says chop, I'm with you!

00:58:18My chopping bad.

00:58:19My chopping bad, boss, you know?

00:58:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:21That's right.

00:58:22Yeah, yeah.

00:58:23You okay?

00:58:23I'm sorry.

00:58:25Don't do it.

00:58:26I'm sorry!

00:58:31Introducing first, the ultimate athlete, J-Rod!

00:58:40And our next competitor.

00:58:42Dinomite Danny Moe!

00:58:49From the 4-1-2, Dinomite Danny Moe!

00:58:58Well, here we go, J-Rod and Danny Moe immediately hooking it up.

00:59:02We have seen many a street fight in pro wrestling over the years, but this one, quite literally, out of

00:59:09the street to the back alley, as the tensions and the anger and the rage in the women's division continues

00:59:16to build.

00:59:17And it has all started, and it has all started, or at least intensified in a major way, when J

00:59:22-Rod came on the scene and demanded her spot in JCW by any means necessary.

00:59:28This is out of control already, there's bodies flying, there's garbage juice everywhere, and look at this Danny Moe, but

00:59:35he's first into the dumpster!

00:59:37You see the power of J-Rod, and she unleashes that brute strength she's called the ultimate athlete!

00:59:45She has excelled in every single sport she has ever attempted!

00:59:51She is flawless, she's immaculate, but she missed in that charge!

00:59:55That connected to the chain look feds it Danny Moe!

00:59:58Unorthodox, athletic!

01:00:01And at this point, in survival mode, J-Rod demanded from Big Al to get this matchup!

01:00:10She was more than happy to act!

01:00:12We actually know Big Al must have a big smile on her face!

01:00:14Watch if Danny don't have to fight for her life!

01:00:16Get her off there!

01:00:17Danny Moe just got out of the way!

01:00:19J-Rod's smashing on the top of this piece!

01:00:22Her face is just bouncing!

01:00:25Oh wait a second!

01:00:26Up on the shoulders!

01:00:28J-Rod's caught!

01:00:30Oh!

01:00:31Oh no no no no!

01:00:31You got contact made with the official!

01:00:35Danny Moe!

01:00:36Able to overpower J-Rod in that instance!

01:00:40Danny Moe, former JCW Women's Champion, has been fighting a corrupt system!

01:00:46With Big Al as the...

01:00:48Whoa!

01:00:50J-Rod elevates Danny Moe!

01:00:53Oh ho ho ho!

01:00:55And a power bomb!

01:00:56Into that loading flap!

01:00:58Wait a minute!

01:00:59That's the amazing Maria!

01:01:00That's Hailey J!

01:01:01Yeah!

01:01:02Come on!

01:01:02Maria and Hailey have made their battles already with J-Rod too!

01:01:07Now it looks like they're backing up!

01:01:09Hailey J!

01:01:10The locker room has had enough!

01:01:13J-Rod came into JCW, targeted Hailey J!

01:01:16But she's become a target herself!

01:01:19Wrapped up in confidence!

01:01:21Danny Moe just pinned her!

01:01:23J-Rod, the pulling out number here!

01:01:26You had to know this was gonna be happening!

01:01:29J-Rod watch your back!

01:01:30And you can't help her!

01:01:33Hold her hand up!

01:01:34Hold her hand up!

01:01:35Danny Moe survives the street fight!

01:01:37Your winner!

01:01:38As Hailey J and the Amazing Maria have her back!

01:01:42But you gotta believe, this will not be the last we hear from J-Rod!

01:01:47But a measure of revenge for the rest of the JCW Women's Division!

01:01:51Happy to battle a corrupt showrunner!

01:01:54And a forceful, ultimate athlete!

01:01:57Get it!

01:01:58But Hailey!

01:01:59That temper getting the better of her!

01:02:04And it's three on one!

01:02:06As J-Rod learns what JCW is truly right!

01:02:10Okay girl, let's go!

01:02:12Get off of her!

01:02:14Get off!

01:02:15Get back, please!

01:02:15No, you stop!

01:02:17She hit me first!

01:02:19Yeah!

01:02:22Glad you're here, Mr. Cameraman!

01:02:24It is so good to be the boss today!

01:02:26Got a new band, gonna throw it down!

01:02:28And...

01:02:29Hey!

01:02:29Mickey, how you doing, sweetheart?

01:02:31Hey, what's up?

01:02:31You are looking so good and beautiful!

01:02:34I can't believe it!

01:02:35Oh, no, no, don't sugar coat me!

01:02:36We still have the business of last week, you still owe me a dessert!

01:02:39Yeah, I know, I've just been a little busy and everything!

01:02:42And, you know, things have just been a little...

01:02:45Yeah, Mick!

01:02:46No, no, really, Mick!

01:02:47You don't really...

01:02:48Okay, just...

01:02:49If you're gonna talk to me, talk there!

01:02:50Go ahead!

01:02:51Oh, my God!

01:02:51Mick, Mick, this is a little bit...

01:02:53No, Sal!

01:02:54Don't move!

01:02:54Mick!

01:02:55I mean, you're right there!

01:02:56And I'm right there!

01:02:57And it's like, you know, everything is looking so good!

01:02:59I mean, it's...

01:03:01You know, I've just been under a lot of pressure today!

01:03:03You know what I mean?

01:03:04And like...

01:03:04I got your pressure!

01:03:05I know you do!

01:03:06And like...

01:03:07Settle up!

01:03:09How do you want me to settle up?

01:03:10You want cake?

01:03:11You want coffee?

01:03:12What...

01:03:12You want...

01:03:13You know, you...

01:03:14Oh, no, no, no!

01:03:15Oh, I'm sorry!

01:03:16I thought I was very forward!

01:03:17I really just want...

01:03:20Your cream-filled cannoli!

01:03:23Hey, Mick, you're up next!

01:03:24Oh!

01:03:25Hold on, let's put a pin in that!

01:03:27Mama's gotta do something!

01:03:27I'll be back!

01:03:28I'll be back, okay?

01:03:31Oh, sure...

01:03:33What?semblage

01:03:37Uh...

01:03:37Blast

01:03:38from the past! Blast!

01:03:50KONIEC!

01:04:10KONIEC!

01:05:05KONIEC!

01:05:20KONIEC!

01:05:41KONIEC!

01:06:22KONIEC!

01:06:24Trust the one I'm looking for!

01:06:26You were supposed to stack that in my favor.

01:06:30Oh, was I?

01:06:31Don't touch me.

01:06:32I don't—

01:06:34KONIEC!

01:06:35KONIEC!

01:06:38KONIEC!

01:06:39KONIEC!

01:06:40KONIEC!

01:06:51Next time, you know better.

01:06:58A wild night here on Lunacy Funhouse Rules match.

01:07:02Still to come, Brothers of Instruction, Mickey Knuckles, PCO.

01:07:06Only one team allowed to use weapons, but the good news is you're allowed to follow us on social media,

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01:07:34Pick it all up right now.

01:07:36Moments away from Funhouse Rules.

01:07:40It all started at the top of the broadcast when Big Vito announced himself as in charge for the night.

01:07:46And it spiraled from there.

01:07:48This collision is moments away.

01:07:54The following is a tag team match.

01:07:57And it is your Lunacy main event.

01:08:03Introducing first.

01:08:20Hailing from the Funstruction tent of the Dark Carnival.

01:08:26Weighing in at 200 bags of circus peanuts and 80 boxes of popcorn.

01:08:36They are the reigning and defending four-time JCW World Tag Team Champions.

01:08:55While the reigning Tag Team Champions are set for non-title action.

01:09:01Because I think in Vito's haste to make this match.

01:09:04He was thinking more personal retribution than he was about professional stakes.

01:09:10Because let's face it.

01:09:11Whatever Vito's issue with Yabo Rumpo is, it's damn sure personal.

01:09:14I mean, he tried to blackmail them, Joe.

01:09:18And they're opponents.

01:09:19They couldn't be bought off.

01:09:21They wouldn't sell out.

01:09:23But now I think they're going to have to pay for it.

01:09:26This is a Funhouse match.

01:09:27Booked tonight by Big Vito.

01:09:30The rules are pretty simple.

01:09:32We got PCO and Mickey Knuckles on one side of the ring.

01:09:35As they enter the Funhouse, they can do whatever they want.

01:09:38But the Brothers of Destruction are banned from using weapons.

01:09:42Representing the Luciano Family Enterprise.

01:09:45They are the French-Canadian Frankenstein PCO.

01:09:57PCO is destructive as a hobby.

01:10:00He does it for fun.

01:10:02But with the deep pockets of Big Vito

01:10:05helping to line his motivation.

01:10:08And let's face it.

01:10:10Some of that money could have come

01:10:11from the stolen wallets of Yabo and Rumpo.

01:10:14That means the Clowns, the Brothers,

01:10:16are in dire straits.

01:10:18And his tag team partner!

01:10:22You gotta know who you're best at

01:10:24standing in the money with Mickey Knuckles.

01:10:26Don't make me destroy you.

01:10:29Knuckles up, Mickey Knuckles.

01:10:31He's moving in a death maze.

01:10:32Knuckles up, Mickey Knuckles.

01:10:34That's not going to make that ace.

01:10:35Knuckles up, Mickey Knuckles back in gold.

01:10:37A notorious

01:10:39Mickey

01:10:42Knuckles!

01:10:44Now listen, Joe.

01:10:45Mickey Knuckles doesn't need permission

01:10:48to get hardcore.

01:10:49But now that it's all legal,

01:10:52I have no idea what she might unleash here tonight.

01:10:55In this matchup,

01:10:56Mickey Knuckles and PCO are allowed to use weapons.

01:10:59The Brothers of Destruction are not.

01:11:01And based on the scene we saw in Vito's office,

01:11:04if Mickey and PCO win,

01:11:07I shudder to think about what kind of bonus payoff

01:11:10Mickey might try to collect from Vito.

01:11:12And now look at this.

01:11:14This is a fight immediately just cracking each other in the jaws.

01:11:20Mickey stumbling back into a pump kick.

01:11:24Yeah, four heavy hitters.

01:11:25And Yavo and Ruffa, we've said it before on the air,

01:11:27they're deceptively big, deceptively powerful.

01:11:30They pack a heavy punch,

01:11:31and you do not become four-time champions in JCW

01:11:35without having a hell of a lot of paint thresholds.

01:11:38Yeah, and we're used to seeing them clowning around,

01:11:41and that's a huge part of their personalities.

01:11:43But at the same time,

01:11:44they are bruisers as well,

01:11:46and they are not backing down from PCO.

01:11:52But how do you knock PCO off his feet?

01:11:55How do you keep him off his feet?

01:11:57That's a question that many in this sport

01:11:59have asked for decades.

01:12:01Oh, Mickey Knuckles biting at the hand of Yavo

01:12:07as Ruffo and Yavo now getting clobbered

01:12:11by PCO with that kendo stick.

01:12:14And Vito, it's almost like

01:12:15since he came to JCW a few weeks ago,

01:12:19we've seen a supercharged PCO.

01:12:22We have seen a more intense,

01:12:24a more powerful, a more dangerous PCO.

01:12:27and perhaps that headgear

01:12:30is synonymous with just a darker approach to battle

01:12:36that makes PCO a walking weapon,

01:12:40no pun intended to anybody else.

01:12:42Vince Russo certainly chose well

01:12:46when deciding to spend some of that cash

01:12:50on some backup,

01:12:51because PCO, like you said,

01:12:53more brutal than ever.

01:12:55Mickey Knuckles back in lunacy,

01:12:58a JCW living legend.

01:13:00But the clowns will not stay down.

01:13:05We saw what Mickey and PCO did

01:13:08to the Monster Corporation,

01:13:09and you've got to wonder

01:13:11if the brothers of Funstruction

01:13:15will join that victim's list

01:13:18and how will that affect Vito's proposition earlier?

01:13:22Oh!

01:13:23Come work for me

01:13:24or I'll expose

01:13:25whatever he has on the brothers,

01:13:28something about their past identities it seems.

01:13:30Yeah, and I assume that because

01:13:33the brothers,

01:13:34they were not willing...

01:13:37Oh!

01:13:39Oh, that is painful to watch.

01:13:41Oh, and I don't know

01:13:42if Yabo's going to remember

01:13:45his own identity.

01:13:47Here's a cover.

01:13:48That's got to be it.

01:13:50When this is over,

01:13:52this has been an absolute beatdown,

01:13:55exactly what Vito had in mind.

01:13:58How in the world...

01:14:00Yabo and Ruffo are tough as hell,

01:14:02but I don't know how in the world

01:14:03another human being

01:14:04can kick out of something like that.

01:14:07I'd be in traction for three weeks.

01:14:10Oh, Nicky missed in the corner!

01:14:13Oh, Ruffo connects

01:14:15with a pump kick!

01:14:17And remember, Ruffo and Yabo

01:14:18can only fight back

01:14:20with what is on their person!

01:14:25Now PCO charges in.

01:14:27Yabo gets the clown shoe up.

01:14:29Flying clothesline by Yabo!

01:14:33and now crawling over to that briefcase,

01:14:38but what are they...

01:14:42That's the Hulk hand.

01:14:45Does that count as a weapon?

01:14:48Ruffo!

01:14:50The chicken!

01:15:01The brothers are in their element!

01:15:03And wait, wait, wait!

01:15:04Yeah, the officials stepping in,

01:15:05they can't use...

01:15:07They can't use their usual weapons!

01:15:09Funhouse rules,

01:15:10so says Big Vito!

01:15:16Yeah, they're going to get disqualified

01:15:18if they use those weapons!

01:15:20It's not the referee's fault!

01:15:23Vito's running the show!

01:15:28Yeah, the ref took those weapons away,

01:15:29but look at Mickey Knuckles

01:15:30from behind!

01:15:32And that is legal!

01:15:34And the...

01:15:35Oh!

01:15:36What punch in the chair!

01:15:37That counts!

01:15:39Ah!

01:15:41It was not used as a weapon

01:15:43against Mickey or PCO.

01:15:45It was used as a defensive counter,

01:15:46but only for a moment

01:15:48because PCO was right there.

01:15:50Oh!

01:15:51Launching!

01:15:53Launching Yabo

01:15:54onto Ruffo

01:15:56as now PCO

01:15:57makes the climb!

01:15:59We've seen the damage

01:16:00that Moonsault can do!

01:16:01Oh, PCO Assault!

01:16:06All the humanity

01:16:08down to the chest cavity

01:16:10and PCO and Mickey

01:16:12have won it!

01:16:12Here are your winners!

01:16:14PCO

01:16:15and Mickey

01:16:17Knuckles!

01:16:22Well,

01:16:23Vito has

01:16:24certainly achieved his goal

01:16:27as showrunner tonight

01:16:29as Mickey and PCO

01:16:32have decimated

01:16:34another tag team

01:16:35that dared cross

01:16:37Big Vito!

01:16:39Yeah, and this is exactly,

01:16:40exactly

01:16:41what Vito wanted

01:16:43when the Brothers of Construction

01:16:44turned him down!

01:16:46When they wouldn't take the bait,

01:16:48they had to pay for it!

01:16:50and you gotta believe

01:16:52the payoff

01:16:52for PCO

01:16:54and Mickey Knuckles

01:16:56will be

01:16:57most generous

01:16:58as this

01:17:00dangerous duo,

01:17:02this treacherous twosome

01:17:03with the power

01:17:05of Vito

01:17:06pulling the strings

01:17:07defeats

01:17:08non-title,

01:17:10but defeats

01:17:11the greatest tag team

01:17:13and current champions

01:17:14we've ever seen!

01:17:37I haven't done anything!

01:17:38Vito's over here

01:17:39at the commentary table

01:17:41accosting Joe Dombrowski

01:17:43You got what you wanted!

01:17:48Vito's power and influence

01:17:50only grows

01:17:53and every dollar

01:17:55has been invested

01:17:57in this can't miss

01:17:59destructive force!

01:18:04No more girls!

01:18:07No more girls!

01:18:10No more girls!

01:18:11No more girls!

01:18:12No more girls!

01:18:13No more girls!

01:18:14I'm done to fully auto

01:18:15drop it all up in the pee!

01:18:17Stash to fully auto

01:18:18not getting caught up with that shit!

01:18:20100 bodies dropping

01:18:22when we fucking execute a league!

01:18:24King Drew Wayne Savage

01:18:25we can waste

01:18:26we with the shit!

01:18:27Sinister minded

01:18:28we got no shit

01:18:29that's why all these bitches hate us!

01:18:31We still getting money

01:18:33all these trolls

01:18:34just motivate us!

01:18:35They watch my pages

01:18:36cause they see me killing paper!

01:18:38They see me making moves

01:18:40I'm a threat and they in danger!

01:18:42It's a nightmare on Elm Street, when I grab the pen

01:18:45I'm like Freddy Krueger in your dreams, I've been killing shit

01:18:49I see a lot of fakes up in it, hit em with a clip

01:18:52And then I'm gone, in the fog, nigga hole up in the dead

01:18:56People see that I'm connected in the game right now

01:18:59All this attention really brings the snakes around

01:19:03People trying to ride my wave, I'ma let em fucking drive

01:19:06Dump to booty, I don't drop a mile up in the pee

01:19:10Kid Jewel here with Sinister Mata Music

01:19:13Now streaming on all platforms in the pit

01:19:16Kid Jewel, Wicked Ways, Wayne Savage, you can find it everywhere

01:19:28Way to go JCW, can you believe what happened

01:19:31The showrunner, the don of pro wrestling, Big Vito Lagrasso

01:19:35And I told Vince Russo why he could do it

01:19:37And let me give Bensonhurst a big shout out

01:19:39Way to go Monero, Saturday Night Fever style

01:19:42That's right and look what we got, a deluxe limo

01:19:45Compliments to JCW, cause I put it on the credit card

01:19:49Alright, Mr. Cameraman, you are coming out with me tonight

01:19:52We're gonna have good food, good drink, good ladies

01:19:55And we're gonna have some dancing, plenty of dancing

01:19:58And then afterwards, it's a big jacuzzi full of naked women

01:20:02That's what I like

01:20:03Alright, here we go

01:20:05Alright, Mr. Cameraman, come on in

01:20:08Alright, we're gonna set you up with some drinks

01:20:10Let me get this door over here

01:20:11Alright, we don't wanna get too cold, you know what I'm saying

01:20:14Alright

01:20:15Hi Vito

01:20:16What are you doing?

01:20:18Did you miss me, baby?

01:20:21Jasmine

01:20:21I missed you

01:20:22Jasmine, we are broken up, we are not together

01:20:25What are you doing here, Jasmine?

01:20:27I told you not to fuck with me

01:20:30And what do you do?

01:20:31You turn on my guys, you cost us a match or two

01:20:35You don't get away without getting a receipt

01:20:38Jasmine, you're a haunted movie

01:20:40You're wicked

01:20:41Just stay away from me, I don't love you anymore

01:20:44Okay, I gotta get out of here

01:20:46It's better than being broke like you

01:20:47I gotta get out of here

01:20:48Oh, try, keep trying

01:20:49Oh, my God, come on

01:20:51Come on

01:20:52Oh, my God

01:20:53Are you, you set me up again

01:20:56I told you not to mess with me, Vito

01:20:59What did I tell you from day one?

01:21:01Hey, driver, we gotta get going

01:21:03On the ammo

01:21:04Come on, let's go

01:21:06Driver

01:21:07Come on, do your job

01:21:09Come on, you fat bastard, let's go

01:21:12Come on, open up the thing

01:21:15Let's

01:21:17Hello, Mr. Vito

01:21:18I'm Vinyl J, the Duke of the Wicked

01:21:20And I'll be your chauffeur

01:21:22And that means

01:21:23You're fucked

01:21:26Shit

01:21:27Guys, we can have a seat

01:21:29Talk about this

01:21:30I don't even know you're a couple of girls

01:21:32You like girls, don't you?

01:21:33Don't you like girls?

01:21:35Listen, let's go

01:21:36Hey, come on, let's go

01:21:38I'm going to the chicken cart

01:21:39I'm going to the chicken next day

01:21:41Get off me

01:21:42Son of a bitch

01:21:44We got off!

01:21:45Go!

01:21:46Shock a boom

01:21:46Shock a hair trumps in the sky

01:21:48Why, I, never liked chicken pie pie

01:21:51Or the chopped chicken, not right

01:21:53Tell Mr. Billy Bob

01:21:55I'm going to cut his neck

01:21:56Cut slice

01:21:57Hook

01:21:57Chop, chop, stab, cut

01:21:59What can you do with the truck?

01:22:01Get off me

01:22:01What can you do with the truck?

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