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00:01:00Giantist Attacks offered a misguided mashup of Ultraman and foot fetish videos
00:01:06Although 24 episodes were filmed, this cringeworthy sexist sloth was pulled after just two episodes
00:01:14And replaced with reruns of, you guessed it, Married with Children
00:01:20Oh, ow!
00:01:23So, let's jump back to the 90s with Zippo Zamo!
00:01:29Is that what they say?
00:01:32Are we done?
00:01:34Great, can you make that check out to Katie Seagal?
00:01:36Yeah, my agent doesn't need to know about this
00:01:38Actually, do you have cash?
00:01:40Four, three, two, one
00:01:43Zippo Zamo!
00:01:46Earth under attack
00:01:48Monsters from space
00:01:51Luluths are actors
00:01:53Time to save the human race
00:01:58Go, go!
00:02:00Giantist Attack
00:02:01Smash, smash!
00:02:02Giantist Attack
00:02:03Gush, gush!
00:02:05Giantist Attack
00:02:06Take them where it goes
00:02:10Beanpots will hire you
00:02:12To play Minnie Mouse
00:02:15Now you delusional divas
00:02:18All together in a house
00:02:20Go, go!
00:02:21Giantist Attack
00:02:23Go, go!
00:02:24Giantist Attack
00:02:25Go, go!
00:02:27Brought to you by
00:02:31Every day
00:02:33Pets starve and die
00:02:34Forgotten
00:02:35Abused
00:02:37Unloved
00:02:38Unwanted
00:02:42This is Aspen
00:02:44Aspen has a broken hip
00:02:48Captain Snuggle Bottoms
00:02:50Has two broken legs
00:02:52Unless you give us money
00:02:55These animals will die
00:02:58And it will be all your fault
00:03:01Yes, without your contributions
00:03:04These animals will all die
00:03:07Tonight, when you lie comfortably in your bed
00:03:11Think about these animals
00:03:13Living in garbage and filth
00:03:16With their broken little bodies
00:03:18And their shattered little minds
00:03:20And you didn't give a dime to us
00:03:23You didn't lift a finger
00:03:25To help these animals
00:03:27You don't want to be a horrible person
00:03:29Get out that credit card
00:03:32Help us
00:03:35Call 866-867-5309
00:03:40To make your donations today
00:03:51My life fades
00:03:53The vision dims
00:03:55All that remain
00:03:56Are memories
00:03:58I remember a time
00:04:00Of great chaos
00:04:01Ruined dreams
00:04:03A wasted land
00:04:05But most of all
00:04:07I remember
00:04:09Deidre and Frieda
00:04:10The giantess attack team
00:04:12To understand who they were
00:04:15You have to go back to the previous episode
00:04:17On our last episode
00:04:19Deidre and Frieda's substance abuse problems
00:04:21Cost them their jobs on the show
00:04:23Battle Babe and Combat Queen
00:04:25The show was cancelled
00:04:27The director and crew
00:04:28Were now unemployed
00:04:29And vowed revenge
00:04:31Twin space fairies
00:04:33Called the Metalunans
00:04:34Gave the girls magic wands
00:04:35Called Betamax capsules
00:04:36These capsules
00:04:38Gave Deidre and Frieda
00:04:39The ability to grow giant
00:04:41And fight monsters
00:04:42Threatening the earth
00:04:43The drunken duo
00:04:45Set the fairies on fire
00:04:46Grew giant
00:04:47Battled the military
00:04:48And left Hollywood
00:04:49In flaming ruins
00:04:50In a dispute over residuals
00:04:52Frieda devoured her own agent
00:04:55Both girls sexually assaulted
00:04:57General Kilgore
00:04:58Leaving him a mentally broken man
00:05:00Frieda lost her Betamax capsule
00:05:02And Deidre retreated to a fortress
00:05:04Of immeasurable guilt
00:05:06Both were unaware
00:05:07The surviving space fairy
00:05:09Planned to launch a devastating attack
00:05:11On the entire
00:05:13Human race
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00:22:59C'est parti, Power-Pou-Tang !
00:23:03J'ai le pouvoir dans mes mains !
00:23:08Tu peux sentir ça ?
00:23:10C'est parti !
00:23:14Ce n'est-ce que c'est ?
00:23:15Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
00:23:20Oui, oui, oui, oui.
00:23:21Je vais vous rencontrer à la conférence.
00:23:24Je vais vous rencontrer là.
00:23:26All right !
00:23:27Allez, c'est parti, mes amis !
00:23:29Et bienvenue !
00:23:30Sous-titrage ST' 501 !
00:23:33Et je vais vous dire, c'est ça !
00:23:35C'est tellement cool que vous avez des chambres en personnages !
00:23:39Oui, je dressais comme ça tous les jours !
00:23:41Je dressais comme Wonder Woman.
00:23:44C'est un plaisir à vous rencontrer,
00:23:46My name est Jimmy, Jimmy Blofeld.
00:23:50This is actually my brother's office, Joel.
00:23:52My brother re-repped a lot of top talent for TV and the web.
00:23:59He...
00:24:03He...
00:24:04He...
00:24:04Going good now, baby !
00:24:07I got you !
00:24:08What ?
00:24:09Are you kidding me ?
00:24:12This is the worst day !
00:24:14This is the worst !
00:24:22Oh !
00:24:23Oh !
00:24:23Oui !âm
00:24:26danger ! Oh
00:24:32! Oh
00:24:34! Oh,
00:24:39Frida, wait !
00:24:40nous pouvons travailler.
00:24:41S'il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît.
00:24:43Je vous fais un grand star.
00:24:45Vous êtes plus grand que jamais.
00:24:47Vous êtes des énormes.
00:24:48Jol, je suis un grand star.
00:24:51Les photos ont été plus petits.
00:24:54S'il vous plaît, s'il vous plaît.
00:24:57C'est moi.
00:24:59Frida, ne pas pire.
00:25:01Ne pas pire.
00:25:02Ne pas pire.
00:25:02Le pire.
00:25:08Ne pas pire.
00:25:09Oh, I always swallow.
00:25:12Well, let's just say the work swallowed him up
00:25:15and he is taking some well-deserved time off.
00:25:19Rue to me, please, sit down.
00:25:28So, have you two heard of the hit show
00:25:33Battle Babe and Combat Queen?
00:25:35What?
00:25:36It's a children's show. It's on Saturday mornings.
00:25:40I like to sleep in on Saturday mornings.
00:25:42It is a superhero show.
00:25:46And I'm looking to replace the two stars on this hit show.
00:25:55Doesn't that make you girls hot?
00:26:03Yeah, I was in that hit prison show.
00:26:06Yeah, that prison show.
00:26:08I see you play lesbian.
00:26:11Lesbian guard.
00:26:12Lesbian prisoner.
00:26:14Lesbian gang rape victim.
00:26:16Yeah, I'm straight, but I do gay for pay.
00:26:19Amber.
00:26:20You want to see my tits?
00:26:22I don't recognize any of these titles.
00:26:25I have an over 300 features.
00:26:27None of them are on Netflix.
00:26:29I'm in Game of Bones, Winter's Coming, All Over Your Face.
00:26:35It's not on Netflix.
00:26:36Oh, wait a minute. I'm sorry.
00:26:39I'm in Last Whorehouse on the Left, Anal Training Day, Slut Puppies, Part 12.
00:26:47Oh no, I'm so sorry. I didn't realize I was auditioning for a porn here.
00:26:51I'm sorry.
00:26:52No, no, no. This is not a porn.
00:26:54I'm a serious actress. Like, I'm going to be the next Jennifer Lawrence.
00:26:57I can't work with this.
00:26:59With what?
00:27:01I mean, this could be a very bad move for my career.
00:27:04This is a children's show.
00:27:08It's for children.
00:27:10Look, I'm trying to make you both stars.
00:27:12You should be kissing my ass right now.
00:27:14You know, I'm a serious artist, too.
00:27:17I won an AVN award for Desperate House Whores.
00:27:21Do you think that Jennifer Lawrence could shove this into dialogue?
00:27:25Why the hell would she want to?
00:27:28And what kind of agent has a vibrator on their desk?
00:27:32You know what? I don't even know what this is or where it came from.
00:27:35But just, look, let me tell you something.
00:27:37You both are blowing a huge opportunity for fame here.
00:27:43Maybe you could be blowing something else right now.
00:27:45Yeah, I think this is going to be a bad career move.
00:27:48Wait a minute.
00:27:50Don't you work at that coffee shop on the Brea?
00:27:54Career? Top off that coffee, bitch.
00:27:57That's your career.
00:27:58I have never been so insulted in my life.
00:28:00Hey! You watch the Tatas, superstar!
00:28:03Oh, yeah?
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:04Do you want a piece of me, Fran?
00:28:06Oh, is it, Frank?
00:28:07I'm a black belt in karate bitch. You don't want to fuck with me.
00:28:10You know what? Like most actresses, you are blowing a big opportunity right now,
00:28:14but you'd rather have nothing, so get out!
00:28:18You'd like to have a food up your ass.
00:28:20Oh, you think you can take me?
00:28:22Blindfolded.
00:28:23Okay, well let me just take my shoes off then.
00:28:26Why?
00:28:27Because black belt experts never fight with their shoes on.
00:28:31Oh, okay.
00:28:33Yeah, let me give you time to take your shoes off.
00:28:36Ow!
00:28:46Girls, I'm not really feeling the chemistry right now, so why don't I call you?
00:28:53You know what? I have a...
00:28:55No, thank you!
00:28:56Stop it!
00:28:57You're not going to college!
00:28:58But it's Sarah!
00:28:59You're an actress!
00:29:00Oh, yeah?
00:29:00I mean, I've not been before you ever, you bitch!
00:29:03You don't know that you have a butt!
00:29:06No, you don't know that you have a butt!
00:29:07You're having wet shield, so I have to wear me!
00:29:09No!
00:29:11No!
00:29:13No!
00:29:14No!
00:29:15No!
00:29:16How do you like that, bitch?
00:29:18Ow!
00:29:19My foot!
00:29:20My foot!
00:29:21Ow!
00:29:23Ow!
00:29:24You gotta find a safe food time, right?
00:29:31Ow!
00:29:31I know what?
00:29:32Get over here!
00:29:36I'm Wonder Woman, bitch!
00:29:38Bring it!
00:29:39I'm going to knock you out!
00:29:41Hold on!
00:29:44Ah jeez Louise, I forgot I'm fighting a VD factor!
00:29:51What the heck?
00:29:52Wow!
00:29:53Choke you out with my wife, guys!
00:29:55Ficou, c'est parti !
00:29:59What's the matter ?!
00:30:00You can't talk Frank ?
00:30:05Temps !
00:30:07Ficou, c'est parti !
00:30:09It's your Oscar clip, b**** !
00:30:11It's your Oscar clip !
00:30:15C******* !
00:30:18How ?!
00:30:20Where is he ?!
00:30:21Where is that little creep out here ?
00:30:23B**** !
00:30:25C'est parti, c'est parti, c'est parti !
00:30:54C'est parti, c'est parti !
00:31:24C'est parti !
00:31:26C'est parti !
00:31:26C'est parti !
00:31:28C'est parti !
00:31:30C'est parti !
00:32:34C'est parti !
00:32:38C'est parti !
00:33:09C'est parti !
00:33:11C'est parti !
00:33:40C'est parti !
00:34:09C'est parti !
00:34:30C'est parti !
00:35:30C'est parti !
00:35:35C'est parti !
00:36:05C'est parti !
00:36:33C'est parti !
00:36:42C'est parti !
00:36:52C'est parti !
00:37:14C'est parti !
00:37:27C'est parti !
00:37:30C'est parti !
00:37:34C'est parti !
00:38:00C'est parti !
00:38:02C'est parti !
00:38:14C'est parti !
00:38:31C'est parti !
00:38:41C'est parti !
00:39:11C'est parti !
00:39:12C'est parti !
00:39:13C'est parti !
00:39:15C'est parti !
00:39:18C'est parti !
00:39:48C'est parti !
00:39:49C'est parti !
00:39:51C'est parti !
00:39:51C'est parti !
00:39:53C'est parti !
00:39:54C'est parti !
00:39:55C'est parti !
00:39:56C'est parti !
00:39:58C'est parti !
00:39:59C'est parti !
00:40:00C'est parti !
00:40:03C'est parti !
00:40:03C'est parti !
00:40:04C'est parti !
00:40:05C'est parti !
00:40:05C'est parti !
00:40:07C'est parti !
00:40:08C'est parti !
00:40:08C'est parti !
00:40:09C'est parti !
00:40:10C'est parti !
00:40:11C'est parti !
00:40:11C'est parti !
00:40:11C'est parti !
00:40:12C'est parti !
00:40:13C'est parti !
00:40:14C'est parti !
00:40:14You fiend, you fiend
00:40:18Go, go now
00:40:21For everything you have
00:40:22To the animal shelter
00:40:28And victory
00:40:44You have a report of an explosion
00:40:46Multiple warehouse fire near Los Alamitos
00:40:49Please investigate
00:40:50Roger that
00:40:52Oh, what the glue
00:40:56You're so silly
00:40:59Try and press, try and press, try and press
00:41:02Surprise!
00:41:03Bye!
00:41:12Got a report of a chopper down near Los Alamitos
00:41:15Roger
00:41:16The demon's just a stupid
00:41:18But it's still cute
00:41:21What's wrong?
00:41:22Are you mad at me?
00:41:38Giant, giant Willie
00:41:40Giant Willie
00:41:40Look at she's got her car
00:41:41Look at her car
00:41:42Look at her car
00:41:44Fuck the police
00:41:45What up motherfucker?
00:41:47You can't stand here
00:41:56Come on dance with me baby
00:41:58Oh!
00:42:02Battle Babe and Combat Queen.
00:42:04Boy, I'd like to get my hands on those two troublemakers.
00:42:10What's that?
00:42:12Probably cause one of those troublemakers brought.
00:42:15Oh, what's my motivation?
00:42:16Oh yeah, survival. Run!
00:42:18Like hell.
00:42:20I'm still dealing with piss traumatic syndrome disorder from you that day, you bitch!
00:42:26Hey, Kyogor, there's something you should watch on the television.
00:42:30Oh, really?
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:33Don't!
00:42:34Get back!
00:42:40You put some cheap Japanese film on to fool me!
00:42:44That's live asswipe.
00:42:47Asswipe.
00:42:48Asswipe.
00:42:50Asswipe.
00:42:50Asswipe.
00:42:51No, don't remind me.
00:42:52No.
00:42:52Hey, Kyogor!
00:42:54You lost, so give it up already!
00:42:57No!
00:42:57Don't remind me, please!
00:42:59I have a game for you.
00:42:59No, dear god, no!
00:43:01It's called, What Did I Have for Breakfast?
00:43:04No!
00:43:05Ready?
00:43:05No, not that!
00:43:06My mask!
00:43:07My mask!
00:43:07Don't take me to that deep dark place!
00:43:09Don't take me!
00:43:12You bitch!
00:43:13Hey, Jesus!
00:43:14Stop haunting the sex toy!
00:43:15Okay!
00:43:16Let me go!
00:43:17Let me go!
00:43:18Let me go!
00:43:18I'm really horny from all that.
00:43:19Get out of here!
00:43:20Let me go!
00:43:20Let's try a different port of entry.
00:43:23No!
00:43:23No!
00:43:23No!
00:43:24Now, if I have any polyps up in, let me know, okay?
00:43:27Stop!
00:43:28Stop!
00:43:29Don't remind me now!
00:43:30No!
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00:44:08Le militaire est en train de l'arrivée et de l'arrivée à l'arrivée.
00:44:12La plupart des populations ont déjà été évacuées.
00:44:18C'est à cause de cette femme qui vient de 100 mètres, c'est un mystère.
00:44:23Par contre, la plupart des gens commentent comment elle est très belle,
00:44:26comment elle est très belle,
00:44:28juste avant qu'elle est mort à la mort,
00:44:30sous ses pieds d'un des pieds d'armes.
00:44:43Oh my roids! Goddammit! Give me that Preparation H!
00:44:50Things are being destroyed all around me. I think it's time for me to get out of here. This is
00:44:54Brie Cummings, signing off.
00:45:21Great power, comes great responsibility.
00:45:43You're one of those fishers this year! Set the pot! Go kill her!
00:45:48Kill her!
00:45:54Well, well, if it isn't Combat Queen.
00:45:57So, you digging your meals out of the trash too?
00:46:00Hi guys, nice to...
00:46:05I gotta save the city!
00:46:08How about saving somebody whose lives you've wrecked instead?
00:46:12Yeah, us. That show would still be running.
00:46:15Uh, guys?
00:46:16You owe us an apology.
00:46:19Apology? I got some money. I want to go to the ATM and get some money. My money.
00:46:26That was me!
00:46:49I got some money!
00:46:53It was me!
00:46:55Zippo Zippo!
00:46:57C'est quoi ?
00:47:39Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:48:03Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:48:39Megabot, kill her!
00:48:41Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:49:05Here we go again!
00:49:07Ben!
00:49:20Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:49:41This all started when that damn wand hit me.
00:49:44Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:50:01No!
00:50:01No!
00:50:02No!
00:50:02Come back!
00:50:03Come back!
00:50:03Please!
00:50:04Please!
00:50:04Please!
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00:51:30C'est parti !
00:51:41Tu ne veux pas que ça, ma'am !
00:51:43Oh !
00:51:46Je suis venu, Pipe Balfour !
00:51:52Earth, vos punies ne sont pas un match pour Mecha-Sumbot !
00:52:04Je suis venu, J-2H !
00:52:07Peu...
00:52:08Pipe Balfour !
00:52:13T'es l'air, je ne peux pas, mon combat !
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00:57:57Nous sommes les plus grands super-héros jamais.
00:58:01C'est plus chaud.
00:58:03Je suis désolé.
00:58:05Frida, c'est la première fois qui m'a donné mon confiance.
00:58:09Et maintenant, nous sommes les plus grands team jamais.
00:58:15Et tu as l'air de la Bata-Max capsule.
00:58:18C'est vraiment ?
00:58:21C'est moi ?
00:58:22Je suis donc heureux que nous sommes encore super-héros.
00:58:26C'est parti !
00:58:26Le animal shelter was destroyed,
00:58:28but Aspen survived and received a bionic leg.
00:58:31And so, Deidre and Frida became Los Angeles' first official superheroes.
00:58:36Unfortunately, due to the catastrophic damage they caused,
00:58:39they were forced to do 9,000 hours of community service.
00:58:43It's Battle Babe and Combat Queen.
00:58:46Just a reminder, no smoking, eating or drinking while on the train.
00:58:50And have your attack card charged and ready to go.
00:58:54All aboard !
00:58:56Vamanos amigos !
00:58:59C'est parti !
00:59:13C'est parti !
00:59:14C'est parti !
00:59:15C'est parti !
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00:59:58C'est parti !
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