00:00Somebody told me I'd never win a Grammy.
00:01I go, okay, never could.
00:02As the official Southern Star Search judge,
00:05I am going to quiz my fellow judges
00:07on their Southern phrases.
00:10We're gonna kick it off with the word hissy fit.
00:12Well, isn't that like when Anthony sees my outfit
00:14and he throws a hissy fit because he wants to wear it?
00:15That's exactly what that is, Sarah Michelle.
00:18Perfect, that was so good.
00:20So the next one is three sheets to the win.
00:23Drunk, yep.
00:23Yes.
00:24If you're three sheets to the win, you're drunk.
00:25What does it mean?
00:26I don't know.
00:26Maybe it's like because the sheets are blowing
00:28because you're doing the laundry on the line.
00:29Yeah, like on the line.
00:30But what does that have to do with me?
00:32Because like you're sweating.
00:33Oh, yeah, listen, y'all don't question Southern wisdom.
00:35You could be four sheets.
00:35You say you just live with Southern wisdom and move on.
00:37If you're really, really drunk,
00:38you're five sheets to the win.
00:40The next one is cattywampus.
00:42Is that like crooked?
00:43Like it's all wrong, it's all...
00:45That's exactly what that is.
00:46That's great.
00:46Really? Yep.
00:47Nice.
00:48You're actually killing it.
00:49She said she wasn't gonna have anything.
00:50I didn't think I would.
00:51You know what she just said?
00:52Y'all run that back.
00:53She didn't.
00:53She said, I didn't think I would.
00:54She didn't feel a little twang on the wood right there.
00:56I didn't think I would.
00:58I know y'all know this one because I do it to you.
00:59Hug your neck.
01:00Is it just I'm short?
01:01No.
01:02I never heard that even.
01:03I say this to people all the time.
01:05Like give you a tight squeeze to you.
01:07Yeah, hug your neck.
01:08Like, oh, it's literal?
01:09We didn't get the only literal one.
01:11It's literally the most literal one.
01:13I thought I was like, strangle someone.
01:15All right, here goes a good one, y'all.
01:16Can't, never, could.
01:17That's just grammatically killing me.
01:18Oh, whoa, whoa, you stopped that.
01:20Can't, never, could.
01:21I couldn't do it, right?
01:22I'll do the opposite, I could do it.
01:24Is it?
01:24They all canceled each other out, right?
01:26Yeah, yeah.
01:26If you were to use like, can't, never could in a sentence.
01:29Win a Grammy.
01:29If somebody told me I'd never win a Grammy,
01:31I'd go, can't, never could.
01:32Yeah, okay.
01:33Can I throw a bonus one in there for fun?
01:35Yeah.
01:35If I said, the creek don't rise.
01:38Time, time.
01:38This is a famous one where we're from.
01:40We're not good enough?
01:41No, that doesn't make sense.
01:42Nothing, something about change?
01:43It's pretty much saying that as long as I'm in control of it,
01:46I'll be there.
01:47Just know if I'm not there, something happened to get me from coming.
01:50Got it, got it.
01:50This has been hard because they were kind of neck and neck,
01:53but the truth is, surprisingly, Sarah Michelle's was a lot more Southern than you could see.
01:58I'm from Southeast Asia.
02:00You know what, in your defense, Southeast Asia is farther away from the South than New York.
02:04Yes, thank you.
02:04Thank you so much.
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