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01:12Guys?
01:15Guys?
01:17Please get up.
01:18Please?
01:21Hello?
01:22Oh, Cormac.
01:24Come in, I guess.
01:27Oh, my God.
01:29So much sand.
01:31Ew, Cormac.
01:32How do you sleep in this?
01:33It's like a camel's vulva.
01:35It's also as hot as a camel's vulva.
01:37I am imagining.
01:39Someone's after robbing my fucking van.
01:42Where did you go last night after the club?
01:44Nowhere.
01:46You hooked up with someone, didn't you?
01:48What?
01:49No, I didn't.
01:51Oh, my God, you're fucking glad.
01:53I'm sorry, what?
01:55No, basically, I went home after the club last night because I was feeling sick.
01:59Bye at the beach.
02:01Okay, yeah.
02:02I did hook up with someone last night, actually, on the beach.
02:05Who?
02:06A man, some man.
02:08Does he have a name?
02:09We have to assume, yes.
02:11I don't know how you do that.
02:12Isn't that scary?
02:15Is that your first?
02:16Mm-hmm.
02:17Since.
02:20Well, good on you.
02:22We're getting back out there.
02:26Is that Felix?
02:29Yeah.
02:31Yeah, he'll be here in an hour.
02:33You seem buzzing.
02:35And how is your downstairs lady sound?
02:38Yeah.
02:38Fine.
02:40Thanks.
02:41It's...
02:41Mm.
02:42Here.
02:43Here.
02:44Here.
02:45He'll be wrecked from the cycle.
02:47I'm whisking him off to the vineyard for a tour and a tasting.
02:52Or you could just talk to him.
02:54Like one human being to another in the Western world in the 21st century?
02:58I might try that at the vineyards, but he's...
03:02squeamish about this kind of thing.
03:03He's squeamish about sex.
03:04No, like...
03:06dirty stuff.
03:08You're not dirty, Ava.
03:10I love that.
03:13I'm like this gaff.
03:14Please, will you get up?
03:15Please, please, please, please, please help me.
03:17Let's do a stay, isn't it?
03:18It's like trees spotting down there.
03:22No, seriously.
03:23We have to get up.
03:25Okay.
03:26Up.
03:26I'm not fucking around.
03:27Yeah.
03:28You gotta get up.
03:30Guys?
03:32Time to wake up.
03:34Oh, it's the afternoon.
03:37Time to tidy this place.
03:42Guys, please get up.
03:43Felix will be here soon.
03:44This place is an absolute tip.
03:55Hello there.
03:56Going somewhere?
03:57I've been trying to book a flight home.
03:59I think I booked a car by mistake, and then when I tried to change that, they threw me
04:03out of the website.
04:05And also, I...
04:06I appear to have mislaid my bedroom fan.
04:09It's infirmly hot in here.
04:10Where are you going?
04:11I'm...
04:11I'm...
04:12I'm going home.
04:13When?
04:15Today, I hope.
04:16Why?
04:17Hey.
04:19Do you want to talk about it?
04:21I think it's best for all parties if I just go.
04:25Could you help me with the app?
04:29It's not you.
04:30This app is a disgrace.
04:32It's a wonder the planes don't fall out of the sky.
04:39We all make mistakes, Father.
04:42Yes, yes.
04:43I know that.
04:44It's just that.
04:44I met Sandra Byrne last night when I was in an awful state.
04:47Really...
04:48Really terrible example, it must be said.
04:51Ah, Father.
04:52I wouldn't take anything Sandra said last night to heart.
04:56Look, between you and me, she took, like, a lot of drugs.
04:59What?
05:01Drugs.
05:01Drugs?
05:02Really?
05:03Really.
05:04Yeah.
05:05A lot of people find weddings hard.
05:07People want you here.
05:08Otherwise, they wouldn't have flown you all the way down here.
05:11Well, thank you, but it's more complicated than you know.
05:14It's complicated because you're hungover to fuck.
05:17Do me a favor.
05:18Give another day.
05:19Today, get yourself well.
05:21Don't drink.
05:22Get a good night's sleep.
05:24In 24 hours, if you still want to leave, I'll help you reset your password and we'll get you home.
05:35Guys!
05:36Get up!
05:37It's the afternoon!
05:39Oh my god!
05:55Hello, sweetie.
05:57Do you have a rest?
05:59Will you fuckers help me clean up the stairs?
06:01Oh.
06:02Oh.
06:02Oh.
06:06Oh.
06:07This is where all the fans are.
06:09This dungeon is so hot and dark.
06:12Come on.
06:13We're getting so much trouble if anyone finds out.
06:14No one comes in here.
06:15The people upstairs don't need them.
06:17We're like Formula One, which is not a game.
06:20Wait, did someone say Felix is coming today?
06:22Yes.
06:23Only a five hour cycle today.
06:24It's okay, Felix.
06:26We know you're a man.
06:27No, but are you really excited to have him here?
06:29Yes.
06:30Yeah, buzzing.
06:31Of course.
06:36What is this?
06:36Is everything okay?
06:38Did you say something to Sandra last night?
06:41I said a lot of things last night to a lot of people.
06:44Yeah, but did you say something to Sandra about me?
06:45I don't think so, no. Why?
06:47Because Sandra just texted to say that she wants to put in reasonable deadlines based on previous experiences.
06:52Now tell me, how would she know about my previous experiences if I didn't tell her?
06:55Do you not think she's talking about her own experiences?
06:58Wait, read it again. Honestly, I think that's what she means.
07:01No, Margot, because there's more and she's clearly referring to me.
07:06What did you say?
07:07I asked her to give you help, Claire. I did it for you.
07:11You trashed my reputation with a potential investor and you did it for me.
07:14You need to work with people who know what you need.
07:17No, I did it with good intentions.
07:19Sandra understands. She understood.
07:23Where are you going?
07:24I'm going to sleep somewhere else.
07:26You threw me under the bus because you are jealous and you have fuck all going on in your own
07:30life.
07:32Claire.
07:32I'm sick of being held back by you. Honestly, just stay the fuck out of my life.
07:42I said it out a lot.
07:44But I know, I know you did.
07:46Come on, officers. Please.
07:47No.
07:48Can I have my chocolate? Can I have my chocolate please? Sorry, Ava.
08:02Don't head off. It's still fine.
08:08Fuck.
08:09No, no. The information. I can't stress that enough.
08:13I had no idea synchronized food was this hard.
08:15When did we get a little break?
08:16Now I know how the Chinese Olympics did that feel.
08:18Hi, Ava. Anita.
08:20Yo!
08:22Hi.
08:24Oh my God, can I get you guys anything?
08:25Do you need like, I don't know, a cocktail or like a foot rub or anything?
08:29It's your holiday. Look, don't like, don't let me disturb you.
08:31Beans on toast, please.
08:32I'm going to get three slices of that Iberico jamón.
08:35She's so nice. She's on holiday. Can't you still do stuff for us?
08:39Thanks.
08:39What's up?
08:43Suspension, yeah.
08:43His carburetor was upset, man.
08:46I was going to make your carburetor alternator.
08:48Oh, here he is, man. Look!
08:50Steven Roach up in this bitch. How you getting on? Chris Holmes.
08:54Yeah, yeah. Hello, guys. Yeah.
08:56Did you win your race, Brian?
08:58No, it wasn't a race.
09:00How long have you been on the bike for?
09:01It's a total of 15 hours of cycling from north to south.
09:04It started to the Neaputa del Hidalgo and then Cajina, Pajamar, and then more south from there.
09:13Riveting, yeah.
09:14Hell of a cycle also.
09:15Well, great story, bro.
09:16Have you ever heard of cars?
09:17Yeah, here. Here's your race. I'd say it's in ribbons, is it?
09:19Give us a look there, will you?
09:26Thank you. Missed you.
09:27So, I've booked us a tour of a great local vineyard today.
09:30Uh, um...
09:31Come on, it's after cycling from the other side of the island.
09:33Yeah, I'd, um, I'd really like a shower.
09:36Yeah, yeah, I mean later on.
09:39Okay, I'll show you to our room.
09:40Yes.
09:41All right, okay.
09:43Um, do you have any talc for my chafing?
09:46Yeah, I'm sure I have something in the back, for sure.
09:48Come on.
10:01Missed you.
10:04You too.
10:07I've got to run this list out of the guys, real quick.
10:10What, now?
10:11Yeah, we're having a big welcome dinner for you tonight.
10:14Special guest.
10:19Okay, dang.
10:20So, I'm going to do all the cooking and the cleaning.
10:23Yeah, I just need you guys to do the shopping while we're gone
10:25and clean up the patio area and the pool.
10:28What about the Huns of Navarone?
10:29What are they doing?
10:31Um, okay.
10:31Here's a list for the shopping, all allergies accounted for.
10:34Leave it right there, Ava, do you know what?
10:36And actually just consider it done.
10:37All right?
10:38Guys, I'm going to get some really nice wine for dinner tonight, okay?
10:41Why?
10:42I thought we could dress up.
10:43Ava.
10:44Make it civilized, you know.
10:47Maybe not be catastrophically high and drooling for once.
10:50Yeah?
10:51I am so tempted to pull you into a pool right now.
10:55Jump.
10:56Get her!
10:59Can someone get the coals?
11:01Can you move the coals whenever you get a chance?
11:02Yes, Mum!
11:04Love you, Ava!
11:15Really?
11:16Yeah, really!
11:17I'm not sharing a room with that treacherous bitch!
11:26Oh, just leave it.
11:27I'll put that on.
11:28It's just a wool wash.
11:38Okay, are we ready to go?
11:39Hello!
11:40Hi.
11:41Hi.
11:42Hi.
11:42How are you?
11:44So good, how are you?
11:47Very well.
11:48Come here.
11:51The hour's on the way.
11:52Really?
11:53What?
11:53You've called it already?
11:54I did.
11:56Your other bag is by the wardrobe.
11:57Okay, all right.
11:58And your suit for the wedding is hanging, too.
12:18You know, I did a lot of thinking about us on the cycle.
12:25Really?
12:26Yeah, next steps, yeah.
12:29You know, me in London and you in Dublin, all those flights back and forth, you know.
12:38I think if Tammy did something about that.
12:42You know, the Dublin office is up and running now and, um, well, I just, I really think
12:53that you need to come to London and move in with me.
12:59Well, what about my life?
13:00My job?
13:03Well, you can just quit it.
13:07I need to think about that one.
13:11There is something I wanted to talk to you about, though, while we're getting real about
13:16things and putting things on the table.
13:18Yeah.
13:20Um, well, it's just that...
13:21Yo!
13:22There she is!
13:23The Irish mermaid!
13:24Oh, yeah!
13:25Hi!
13:26Yeah!
13:27This is Felix, my boyfriend.
13:30And, um, Felix, this, this is, this, this is Stuart, Stuart's right?
13:35Yeah.
13:35And this is Molly.
13:36Mandy.
13:37Well, we won't fall out over that.
13:38How's Felix?
13:40Uh, oh, hey, I've got something for you.
13:42Uh, new supply.
13:43Um, no, oh, that's, sorry, no, that's, that's okay.
13:46I'm not interested, as you know.
13:47Ah, it's in here somewhere.
13:49Unless it fell out when we were shagging in the disables.
13:51A few glasses of wine makes me such a rundy old goat.
13:54Ha!
13:54Here it is.
13:55Have a go on this.
13:56Now, it's not as oily as the last one, but it's got a pretty smooth smoke to it.
14:00Moroccan brown.
14:01And the offer to go to Maspaloma still stands, by the way.
14:05Big gang of us heading over to the nudie beach tomorrow.
14:07Come with.
14:08Both of you.
14:09More the merrier.
14:09You've got my number.
14:10Thank you, sir.
14:11Thank you very much.
14:13So much.
14:14Bye.
14:24What in the name of Risen Christ was that?
14:31What do you mean?
14:33Oh, oh, I don't know what I mean.
14:34Aside from the fact that a, a, a, a loose London vagabond, who seemingly has your phone number,
14:41just gave you a, a, a slab of drugs.
14:44Silly me for asking.
14:45Me and Cormac met him on the beach.
14:47He's a harmless guy.
14:49Did he just say they had sex in the disabled toilet?
14:52I think so.
14:55That is disgusting.
14:56Why?
14:59Why?
15:03Why?
15:09It's quite cloudy.
15:10Has it gone off?
15:12Is this skin contact?
15:17Mmm.
15:20Mmm.
15:20Mmm.
15:20Mmm.
15:20We should buy a few bottles of this.
15:22Oh, it tastes like fucking mead.
15:24Mmm.
15:26Mmm.
15:26Where is the bathroom?
15:29Where is the bathroom?
15:31Yes.
15:32There.
15:33There.
15:34Bye.
15:35Bye.
15:40Bye.
15:43Bye.
15:45Bye.
15:46That.
16:02Bye.
16:05A glass of wine.
16:17Skin contact?
16:20No.
16:23Why not? Spontaneous. You always say we should have more adventurous sex.
16:27Not here, not now.
16:29Would you prefer it in the ladies or the men?
16:33Nope.
16:35No.
16:38Okay, well, I'm trying, Ava.
16:41Well, she's always calling me a germophobe. I'm trying to be more earthy for you.
16:44Yeah, let's just go home. I've paid for the wine.
16:46Yeah.
16:47Sorry.
16:49Hola, buenas.
16:52It's hard for me, as an Englishman, among all of you,
16:56but both my parents are from Wales, so essentially I'm a Celt.
17:01I know you are a Celt, but it doesn't matter either way.
17:05But have you told the lads at the villa that I'm a Celt?
17:09I don't think I have told them that you are a Celt, no.
17:12Why not?
17:13Because it doesn't matter to them either.
17:15But I feel like it does.
17:16I really am making an effort, Ava.
17:18You know, I make such an effort with them too.
17:20I cheer for Ireland all the time when England get knocked out.
17:24But you never cheer for us when we get knocked out.
17:28And I don't understand that.
17:30I don't understand why it's different.
17:33Oh, still no signal.
17:34Fucking Spain!
17:36I told you we should have just let them book us an Uber at the vineyard.
17:39Ava, they wanted us to leave.
17:41Listen, we went past the bus stop when we were on our way off.
17:44If I remember it.
17:49You know the chafing that I mentioned?
17:53I actually think it's fungal.
17:55Can you check when we get back please?
17:56Okay.
17:59I think it's cancelled.
18:01Oh, Christ.
18:32What are you doing?
18:34Give me your shoe.
18:35What?
18:36Ava, the...
18:37I need liquids.
18:39What, is that not for dinner?
18:40Why do you need the shoe?
18:42I need liquids, okay?
18:46It's an old sailor's trick.
18:48My dad taught me.
18:49Ava, are you dehydrated?
18:51Okay.
18:52Ava, if you're dehydrated, you don't want wine.
18:55You want electrolytes, which we don't have here.
18:58That wine is only going to make you thirstier long term.
19:01And this is what I've been getting at.
19:03You need to be thinking long term more.
19:06Is it working?
19:07Yeah.
19:08Yeah.
19:08The cork is moving.
19:10Yeah.
19:10Come on, girl.
19:11Come on.
19:13Oh.
19:14Fuck.
19:15Fuck.
19:15Fuck.
19:16Fuck.
19:16Shit.
19:17Ava!
19:20Sopping wet.
19:22What?
19:26What the fuck?
19:30Car.
19:31Car.
19:32Car.
19:32Car.
19:32Car.
19:33Car.
19:34Car.
19:34Car.
19:34Car.
19:35Hide.
19:35Hide.
19:36Why?
19:37They won't stop for a man alone.
19:38They'll stop for a woman alone.
19:39Oh.
19:40Fucker.
19:46Has he stopped it?
19:50Yeah.
19:51Jay Haynes is an embargoist.
19:54Jay, um, um, uh,
19:56Jay Haynes in, uh,
19:58Jay Haynes in the firm,
20:00a stock sale company used by all hands again,
20:02can you put a name for a man?
20:02Yeah.
20:03I've got to check in, uh,
20:05five percent,
20:05un, the average is a three percent,
20:07twenty percent,
20:08twenty percent,
20:08but it's a company that hasn't been possible to come time.
20:11Hello!
20:12Buenas!
20:14We are a better one.
20:20One.
20:22One.
20:24One.
20:25Two.
20:28One.
20:30Two.
20:30Two.
20:31One.
20:31Thanks so much for the lift, guys.
20:34Hey, Colmack.
20:35Hi, Felix. Welcome to me.
20:37Felix, this is Jerry Byrne, the father of the bride.
20:39Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Felix Alkin. I'm Ava's boyfriend.
20:43Hi, Felix.
20:43Fellow kelp, by the way.
20:45Ooh, that AC is so good.
20:47I thought we were going to be stuck on the side of the road forever,
20:49just, like, till we died.
20:52Where were you guys earlier?
20:53We were playing golf.
20:55You play golf?
20:57I didn't know. We should play sometime.
20:59What's your handicap?
21:00My handicap?
21:00Yeah. I usually get quite tired with all the walking.
21:03He's half 18.
21:05Not bad. Which course we playing at?
21:07I should have brought my clubs.
21:09Well, I cycled down from the north, so it was either the clubs or the bike, you know.
21:13Whatever Sophie's choice, but...
21:14The views were stunning on the ride.
21:16Bit like the Peak District, but, er...
21:18Brown.
21:24By the way, I was looking for my AirPods when the car pulled up.
21:28Like, when I was down there out of view for a minute.
21:30I was looking for my AirPods.
21:40Hi, Mr. Burnt.
21:42Thanks, Mr. Burnt. Mr. Burnt.
21:43How long have you known me?
21:44Call him Jerry, you're not a child.
21:47Babe, um...
21:49What are we going to do about this?
21:50Can you give me and Cormac just one second, my love?
21:52It's kind of time-sensitive, though, isn't it?
21:54These are my wedding shoes.
21:55I'll be up to you in literally two minutes.
21:57It's bicarbonate of soda or white wine.
22:02Fine.
22:03Oh, it's hot.
22:06Ow!
22:07Fucking hate wine.
22:10What?
22:11No.
22:13What?
22:14Don't what me, Cormac.
22:15I don't know what you're insinuating, but I don't love your town.
22:18You've taken up golf?
22:19No, I was sightseeing, and I thumbed the lift, and I was Jerry.
22:23Cool.
22:25Hey, can I see your AirPods a minute?
22:31Thou shalt not covet, Niamh's fucking dad, Cormac.
22:36I'm so bad.
22:37No, this is not a joke.
22:38This is Niamh's wedding.
22:39Okay.
22:39Whoa, didn't realize you were such a homophobe.
22:41Do not play that fucking card with me.
22:42No, it's not a card.
22:44Ethical non-monogamy is a real thing.
22:46A real-life choice.
22:47Okay, but does Sandra know?
22:48Because isn't that where the ethical part comes in?
22:50I think Sandra knows.
22:51Yeah, she gave me a bangle.
22:52Cormac, please don't be insane.
22:54Sandra doesn't fucking know.
22:56Women aren't these iconic figures drifting around
22:59and not giving a shit that someone is fucking their husbands,
23:02and they don't hand out bangles to people to say congrats.
23:05And what about me and Jerry's 14-year-old daughter?
23:08What happens in other people's relationships is none of our business.
23:11You should know that.
23:11You're a potential homewrecker.
23:12That home is already wrecked.
23:14Ava, do I mix the white wine with the bicarbonate of soda?
23:18I'll be up in a minute.
23:19Yeah, but the shoe is already drying.
23:21I'll be up in a minute.
23:23I think I'm going to go equal parts of both.
23:25I'll be up in a minute!
23:27All right.
23:28Listen to me.
23:29I'm not the first man to be with Jerry Byrne,
23:31and I sure as hell won't be the last.
23:35Besides, it wasn't me.
23:36It'll be somebody else.
23:37And I didn't even know it was Niamh's dad when it first happened.
23:39It was just some stranger.
23:40I know I'm in it.
23:41Well, you need to get out of it.
23:43I think you're doing this out of trauma.
23:46Married, unavailable man.
23:47Does this not feel like ten years ago?
23:48You did the work.
23:49And now you're back here looking for safety in daddy's arms.
23:53I know.
23:54I know it's bad.
23:56But I can't help myself.
23:59And you'll be glad to hear I do.
24:01I do feel like absolute shit.
24:03This is self-harm, Cormac.
24:05Believe me, and the only way to stop feeling like shit is to bin him.
24:10What's the alternative?
24:12I tell you, you'll laugh.
24:13I won't.
24:17I was going to try to fuck my way to the other side of it.
24:25You were trying to fuck your way to the other side of this
24:29during this man's own daughter's wedding.
24:33Why do I have to make all the decisions here?
24:35He's in it too.
24:36Oh, don't pay the fucking thing to me.
24:37You have all the power.
24:38No, I don't.
24:39She's 50-something.
24:40You have nothing to lose and he's clearly gone.
24:41I'm so dehydrated.
24:43End it.
24:44Okay.
24:45This is people's lives.
24:48Fine.
24:49I'll end it.
24:49Do.
25:06Have you guys, has anyone done the shopping?
25:11Shopping.
25:12No clue.
25:14What do you think?
25:15Because I can't get a read.
25:16My father can send.
25:23The Huns migrate to a woman in pain.
25:29You haven't fucked things with Claire, yes?
25:32No.
25:33She'll cool down.
25:35She's an artist, you know, she's like...
25:37Would you apologize first?
25:40Apologize for trying to help her?
25:42Yeah, I'm a tiny bit worried.
25:43I'll be totally fucking insincere.
25:45Okay.
25:46Okay.
25:50Aaron?
25:51Ready.
25:52Um, did you do the shopping?
25:54Uh, I can't drive.
25:56And my debit card got declined.
25:58I'll go if someone gives me a lift and glends me money.
26:02Okay, could you, I don't know, maybe...
26:05Do you think, could you ask, maybe, like, Glenn and Rory?
26:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, ask Glenn and Rory.
26:10I'm a little busy right now.
26:11Huge shape, that's been...
26:12Can someone, can someone move, move the calls?
26:14I'm on it.
26:17See you.
26:18Hey, there's you.
26:19Hi.
26:20Hi.
26:20Hi.
26:21Want to sit down?
26:24Are you okay?
26:25Yeah, I'm grand.
26:26Me and the girls are having the absolute crack here.
26:28Yeah.
26:30Um, I was, I was thinking.
26:33I feel like there's loads of ways that Sandra could have found out.
26:36You know, she could have, you could have told her.
26:39Or she could have found one of your references.
26:44Margo's really sorry.
26:46She, as good as told me, she's embarrassed.
26:49You don't have to fix it, Eva.
26:51That's on Margo.
26:53Babe, your shoulder's gone really red.
26:55Is it again?
26:56Oh, my gosh.
26:57I'll find her.
26:57I'm fine.
27:03Okay.
27:11Okay.
27:14Hey.
27:44Hey.
28:13Is everything okay?
28:18I feel like we're not close anymore.
28:21My hand is currently on your dick. That's pretty close.
28:24Well, not that stuff.
28:27But you draw everything to hang out with Cormac.
28:31He always gets prior to it for me.
28:34He's going through a lot.
28:36Fucking hell. He's always going through a lot over.
28:40About me.
28:42The things that I'm going through.
28:44What are you going through?
28:50I don't know.
28:53Do you love me?
28:55I love you. Of course I do.
28:59Okay.
29:00Okay.
29:08I love you.
29:23I love you.
29:28I love you.
29:36I love you.
29:38Um, yes, you just missed Nev and Derek.
29:42Has anyone gone shopping?
29:47I love you.
29:48I love you.
29:56I love you.
29:56I love you.
29:59I love you.
30:00Cormac?
30:00It's me. Will you help me?
30:05I did it.
30:07Happy now?
30:08Why would I be happy?
30:11Honestly, my love, I think it's for the best.
30:13Cormac?
30:14Yes?
30:14Did you hear me asking for help?
30:16I did.
30:17Good.
30:17Okay.
30:18The shop will be closing soon.
30:22Do you need help?
30:26I grew up in a house full of brothers, girl.
30:29Weaponizing their incompetence against you all day and night.
30:32I get it.
30:36Some help will be great.
30:38Thanks.
30:38Right.
30:39Come on, then.
30:47Please, please, don't be closed.
30:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:52Nope.
30:52Still open.
30:53Should be grand.
31:00Okay.
31:01Perfect.
31:04Barbecue with no meat.
31:06Well, I saw some lovely chicken calves back there.
31:10And I can do up a big ol' blue cheese salad situation.
31:14It's hardly a welcome to town barbecue without meat, though, is it?
31:17Okay.
31:18Well, your fella's just gonna be delighted to see you.
31:20Don't worry about the perfect dinner.
31:27Oh, hi.
31:28Hi.
31:30Yes, we're having Niamh and Derek over for dinner in the fridges there.
31:35Actually, uh, Elodie, would you mind running off and getting some jupin?
31:40Jupin?
31:41Jupin?
31:43Bread.
31:44Bread?
31:44Yep.
31:49So, listen, about last night, I, um, I may have overdone it just a little.
31:53We all did.
31:54That's what ends are for.
31:55Oh, well, you can tell that to Karen.
31:57She's been making my life a misery all day.
31:59Well, she's happy out by the pool.
32:00We don't mind having her around.
32:02Actually, could you do me a favor?
32:04Could you tell her what a nightmare boarding school is?
32:07Because she won't believe me.
32:08Happy to.
32:09Yeah, I was, I was sent there as punishment.
32:10Well, could you tell her that?
32:12And then send her home.
32:13She's left me with that coy little yolk on my head pounding.
32:19Onions.
32:20Onions.
32:21We need onions.
32:24Leva.
32:25Hmm.
32:25You, uh, you seem preoccupied.
32:27Yeah, the meat counter is closed.
32:30No, I'm, I'm not just talking about that, or I'm not just talking about now.
32:36Oh, sorry, no, yeah, yes, I'm sorry, I'm fine.
32:41Because, um.
32:42Yeah.
32:43You know, no one will ever give you the answer.
32:47The answer to what?
32:49The answer to anything.
32:52I think you think that, you know, someday you'll reach an age where, you know, everything becomes clear.
32:58You know, what to do, who to love, but it won't.
33:01You know, it, it, it just won't.
33:04You know, all of us grown-ups, we're just groping along in the dark, so go with your gut.
33:09Yeah, I mean, I don't know what it's saying, but I know you do.
33:17Yes, good girl, into the trolley.
33:21Off we go.
33:41I know just what we need.
33:51Was?
33:55Was?
33:56Nothing.
33:59Always reminds me of my mom.
34:02She used to have it in the five disc CD changer in the car, in the school run.
34:07Wore it out.
34:11Smoking a fog out the window.
34:13Seatbelt half on.
34:15Lovely.
34:16If only a woman.
34:18If only a woman.
34:22If only a woman.
34:23If only a woman's heart can know.
34:29My heart is low.
34:32Yes, my heart is so low, Lord.
34:36If only a woman's heart can be.
34:40If only a woman's heart can be!
34:49If only a woman.
34:51Hi. Oh my God.
34:54Legend!
34:55Cheers!
34:57Loads of bits.
34:59I'll just get going with the dinner.
35:01Thank you so much, guys.
35:16Ava, did you get vodka?
35:19Would you guys maybe go and start up the barbecue?
35:22Yeah, and if the other one could just tidy up the table, that'd be great.
35:27Bye.
35:32Oh, guys, look at this.
35:37Where's the meat, guys?
35:38The butcher counter was closed by the time we got there.
35:41What are we going to eat?
35:43Is that like chicken Kiev?
35:44Yes, Aaron.
35:45We're going to have to put that in the oven of the breadcrumbs, you know,
35:48because of the food poisoning.
35:49That's just going to break right off, no problem.
35:51And then you're basically just barbecuing your bread.
35:54Those tomatoes look fucking fuego, though.
35:56Oh, thank you so, so much, Ava.
35:57It'd be good.
35:57Diced, I think, more so.
36:05Wait, do you only have no vodka?
36:07I don't know, Glenn.
36:08Did you buy some?
36:09Glenn, honey, can you set the table for us?
36:13I don't know where all the little stuff is.
36:14What's that?
36:17Whoa!
36:18Guys, I think I'm going to eat in my room.
36:23Uh, what room, Claire?
36:27Claire, you're not eating on a lilo on the floor of a laundry cupboard.
36:31You haven't spoken to Margo, no?
36:33Could you maybe talk to her?
36:34I feel like you could just apologise or something.
36:35Could you say that you were hungover and that maybe you overreacted or something?
36:38I'm not lying to make you feel good at dinner.
36:39I'm sorry, Ava.
36:46Okay.
36:47Okay.
36:49Okay.
36:51Okay.
36:52Okay, team!
36:53I want to see everybody outside and in 20 minutes everybody fully dressed, smiling and sober.
36:58Please!
37:06Just go.
37:08Are those chicken kios?
37:20Sláinte.
37:21Good man, Felix.
37:23Sláinte.
37:23Sláinte.
37:24Sláinte.
37:25Sláinte.
37:26Sláinte.
37:27Sláinte.
37:29Sláinte.
37:32Sláinte.
37:33Where's the meat?
37:37So, where's the priest?
37:39He's missing.
37:39A bit like your shirt.
37:41I'm sorry, what do you mean he's missing?
37:42I mean, we've been here all day, we haven't seen him all day.
37:44No, I saw him.
37:45He was going into town, to Mass.
37:47There's a priest here?
37:48Yeah.
37:50Is that like an Irish custom?
37:51You bring a priest on holiday?
37:52No.
37:53He's not gone to Mass.
37:54He's gone to an AA meeting.
37:56Really?
37:58That man is not an alcoholic.
38:00He's at best a median Irish drinker.
38:02A.K.A. an alcoholic.
38:04That's what I said to him, when he asked me to join him at an AA meeting.
38:08What?
38:09Yeah.
38:10Well, let's hear the conversation I had with him earlier on.
38:12He thinks everyone should be forgiven for everything.
38:15Right?
38:15Pretty convenient for a group of serial pedophiles.
38:17And then, oh, get this.
38:19He asked me, was I in pain?
38:27Do you know what makes that fucking priest so happy?
38:31If someone murdered him.
38:33Oh, seriously though, imagine how much he'd love that.
38:36Sitting up in heaven, looking down on his body floating in that pool.
38:40Dead.
38:44A pretty so loud drink.
38:46Yes.
38:48I think he just got too drunk on the first night.
38:51Good for him for taking care of himself.
38:53Yes.
38:53Totally his business.
38:55Yeah, it's the fucking worst when you have any kind of vocation and people meddle in your business.
39:01Yeah.
39:02I do think, though, that if you apologize, then it's really nice when people accept the apology.
39:08You can't really just click your fingers and absolve yourself with an apology, so.
39:13That's true.
39:14I mean, sometimes people have a lot to apologize for.
39:18It's pretty easy to tell people what to do.
39:20A lot of people around this table should be going to AA.
39:22A lot of people around this table should be going to confession.
39:25Honestly, though, there's nothing worse when people don't understand your culture and judging.
39:29I thought you were over this business, Claire.
39:30I was told you'd put it to bed.
39:32Who told you that?
39:33Ava.
39:36How could I have put it to bed when you fully admitted to having told Sandra?
39:39I did.
39:40Isn't that right, Ava?
39:42Now, I think what happened is that you apologized to Ava for being a fucking psychomatic bitch.
39:46I did?
39:47Wow!
39:48Guys, everyone has to go easy on Ava, please.
39:50Yeah, she's under a lot of stress.
39:53Thanks.
39:55Are you?
39:56Hmm?
39:57I didn't know that. What stress are you under?
39:59You can't tell?
40:00Well, I mean, she didn't tell you.
40:01Tell me...
40:02Tell me what? What didn't you tell me?
40:05Nothing.
40:06Nothing, my love.
40:06Nothing, my love.
40:07What haven't you told me?
40:08It's not a big deal.
40:10Felix, people make such a fuss about this stuff, and that's the biggest problem with it.
40:13The stigma.
40:14The stigma?
40:16Well, hang on, the stigma of what?
40:19We are not talking about this right now.
40:21What?
40:21What are we not talking about?
40:23Nothing.
40:23We ain't talking about nothing.
40:25I mean, I've had herpes flare-ups maybe eight times.
40:28Can I have the salad, please?
40:29Yeah, it's fine.
40:30Hershey's is fine.
40:30It's no huge deal.
40:31You shouldn't be embarrassed.
40:32Same as crabs.
40:33When you find out crabs isn't just a term.
40:35It's actually tiny little crabs crawling all over your body, you know?
40:38And that's fine.
40:39Before you know it, you're at your niece's communion, and everyone's looking at you because
40:42you're scratching the fucking life out of your crotch.
40:44And then before you know it, again, you're sitting at the table having a meal, and your
40:48aunt is looking at you, and she's convinced that what she's wearing is turning you on.
40:51It's not turning you on.
40:52Your dad sits you down, and he's like, what's going on with you and your Aunt Laureen?
40:56He's like, that's my sister.
40:59She's my sister.
41:09You have an STI, and you didn't tell me about it?
41:10It's no big deal, Felix.
41:12Yeah.
41:13Herpes is nothing.
41:14But if you get syphilis, you have to get this jab.
41:16It goes on your ass, and the needle of that is like a foot long.
41:19It's a big jab.
41:20Wait, wait.
41:20How exactly do you get syphilis?
41:23Okay, when the man loves a lady very much, he gets a little excited.
41:27Oh my god, I don't have syphilis.
41:28Can we just stop with this chat at the dinner table, please?
41:31But you do have herpes.
41:33So how did you get that?
41:35Maybe she got it from you, bro.
41:36Everyone has herpes.
41:38Everyone has had sex with like, more than one person.
41:41Mmm.
41:42Yeah, so everyone has this fella.
41:44Well, except maybe the priest.
41:45Are you sure about that?
41:47Herpes can be dormant for a very long time.
41:49Flare-ups happen when you're under stress.
41:51So, Ava, just...
41:52Weddings are very stressful for women.
41:54You guys just don't get it.
41:55Ah.
41:56Reach.
41:59So you do have herpes?
42:02What, and you just, you never told me about it?
42:04I was going to.
42:07You know what?
42:09I always knew you were lying about your body count.
42:15What did you just say?
42:17Don't start slow shaming Felix.
42:18It's a pretty horrible thing to say.
42:19Hey, calm out.
42:19Do you think you could just shut the fuck up for one minute?
42:23Yeah, it's mad, but whenever you're around,
42:25why is it that I feel like I'm in a fucking three-way relationship with you?
42:28Not my type, babe.
42:29No, seriously though.
42:29I feel like you're having a fucking emotional affair with my girlfriend,
42:32and I fucking have it!
42:34Just...
42:35Felix!
42:36It's all happening.
42:38Felix, come on.
42:40Oh, my God!
42:41Oh, Jesus!
42:43Are you okay?
42:46Yeah!
42:47Yeah!
42:47Oh, my God!
42:48Don't touch me!
42:50It's okay.
42:50That's broken.
42:51It's fine.
42:52Ava, honey, stay still.
42:53Oh, God.
42:54Did nobody move those coals?
42:55You know what?
42:55I'll go right ahead and move those for you right now.
42:57No problem at all.
42:58That's broke.
42:58I still want to call an ambulance.
42:59Is there a world of a lot in your time?
43:01These coals are actually surprising.
43:03Ava.
43:04How have you ever made this?
43:06Glorious super dark.
43:07San Jose.
43:07Abogado de la Buena Suerte.
43:09Who can tell me what it takes to get into heaven?
43:19The Holy Spirit of the Holy Spirit of the Holy Spirit of the Holy Spirit of the Holy Spirit.
43:31Am I dying?
43:34You're okay.
43:36I met the priest in the corridor.
43:38We had a chat and I told him what happened.
43:40He wanted to come in and say a prayer for you.
43:42And I thought, since you are Irish, it would be a good idea.
43:45You know I'm not Catholic, Felix.
43:48Every little helps, no?
43:49The decadence of young people.
43:52The decadence of the Irish.
43:53It is a perfect storm.
43:55I'm praying for the storm clouds to pass.
43:59I'm fine, Father.
44:01It's hard not to think that this wedding is cursed.
44:03What?
44:04Why would you say that?
44:05It's what I feel.
44:07Okay, great.
44:08Can you leave us alone, please?
44:10Let's go.
44:12Let's go.
44:12Let's go.
44:13Let's go.
44:14Let's go.
44:19Your arm's set.
44:22Everything's okay.
44:23We can go home in an hour.
44:24Felix, I want to apologize for today.
44:29Today was...
44:29It was really difficult for me.
44:31I guess I just...
44:33I find wedding so tricky.
44:35Honestly, I was trying to make things easy for you.
44:38That...
44:39That was you.
44:40Trying to make things easy for me.
44:41The doctor told me that you'd said to him that you'd taken drugs.
44:45I smoked a tiny bit of a joint.
44:47That has nothing to do with what happened.
44:49The bag of barbecue coals was just...
44:51I asked you not to take drugs.
44:53I asked you not to drink.
44:54I mean, look at you, Ava.
44:56There's no way to live your life.
44:57Your friend group is absolutely toxic.
45:00100% of them are bad influences.
45:02Drug addicted.
45:04Alcoholic.
45:05Zero responsibility.
45:06Just hedonistic.
45:09Death wish people.
45:11Look, you have to change.
45:13Make some adult decisions so you can stop floundering with your loser friends.
45:18And while we're at it, I have to ask...
45:21Precisely what the fuck is going on with you and Cormac?
45:25Cormac doesn't own AirPods.
45:27So?
45:28He doesn't play golf, Felix.
45:34The father is the right.
45:38That is just... beyond the beyond.
45:49Tonight, we'll stay at the house because it's too late to change.
45:52But from tomorrow, I've booked us a nice room over at the Golf Course Hotel.
45:56Okay.
45:56You know, it'll be good to get away and be in a nice healthy environment.
46:00And when the wedding comes around, you'll be feeling good again.
46:02Okay.
46:03All right.
46:04Okay.
46:07And I was like, this is the same.
46:09It's the same experience.
46:11What, the first time?
46:12They're home.
46:12Oh, she's here.
46:13Are you all right?
46:14We're gonna go to bed, guys.
46:16Poor thing.
46:18Good night.
46:18Good night.
46:19Good night, everyone.
46:19Does she want my thornic?
46:20Guys, can we just talk about...
46:21Honestly, Cormac, we're tired.
46:22We're just gonna go to bed and I think you've done enough.
46:24All right.
46:24Just leave it, mate.
46:39Ava.
46:40Ava.
46:43I heard about you.
46:44Are you okay?
46:46Yeah, I'm fine, father.
46:47I just have her peace.
46:48I mean, I slept.
46:51Are you sure you're okay?
46:54Yeah.
46:56Are you okay?
46:57How was your day?
46:57It was, uh...
46:58It was good.
47:00I...
47:00I did some thinking, some repenting.
47:03I'll still sleep honestly like you suggested, but I...
47:05I do feel better.
47:07Good.
47:09I'm happy to hear that.
47:13And...
47:13And I know it might not...
47:17Look like it, but I'm trying so hard to be a good person.
47:25I think you're doing great.
47:26Ava.
47:27Betty Bice.
47:30I better go.
47:33Ava.
47:38You do a lot of things for a lot of people.
47:42So remember to be kind to yourself.
48:09So remember to be kind to yourself.
48:10What do you think?
48:13What's the time?
48:15What are you doing?
48:18Because you were running the road?
48:28You cold a**
48:36There's 25 pounds.
48:37Just hold it back.
48:51Invisible
48:51I feel like I'm invisible
48:58You treat me like I'm not really there
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