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00:00You
00:19Beer for breakfast? Yes, mom. It's my holidays. I'll try again. Good morning, Glenn. Morning, Rory.
00:26Can I sit?
00:30Do you mind if I am?
00:38Am I being paranoid or were you annoyed when you left the pool last night?
00:42No, it's Grant. I know, it's Grant, but I'm just asking why you ran off like that.
00:47Erm, I don't like hypocrites. And who is the hypocrite?
00:51All of you, basically. Fucking chatting away to the priest like he's not the devil incarnate. Makes me sick, man.
00:58Is that being a tiny bit general? Have you read the papers in the last few years? It's a fucking pedo colony, man. Like, no offence. I know you're still into it. It's just a hard pass for me.
01:08Well, you might be interested to hear, though. Once you were gone, the priest came back, dive-bombed into the pool, and just generally lost his shit.
01:16Really? Really. Also, he told me to go fuck myself. It's actually a pretty good show.
01:20Well, it doesn't mean he's not a pedo, though. Where are you off to?
01:22Gym. It's your holiday.
01:24I like going to the gym.
01:26Oh, you're so virtuous. You know you're gonna die, right?
01:28Bro, you never go to the gym. Are you sure you're even gay?
01:30That has more to do with enjoying sex with men.
01:34We live it like in a Dolce Vita. I came up yesterday. I'm so alone in a Dolce Vita. Oh, baby, tell the phone. This magic's going like Dolce Vita. Nobody else than you.
01:56It's timeless night. Together we're gonna love again. Another life. Before we try to love it. Say you're gonna love it now. Say you're gonna love me. It's time.
02:26No.
02:36You wouldn't think we'd want this heat on our bodies while the weather outside.
02:40Ah, but it's great for the joints. The aches and the pains.
02:44You're doing all right.
02:47Did you play this morning?
02:50Um, yeah. Yeah, we did okay. We did get into such trouble in those bunkers, don't you?
02:56Ah, listen. Never ever trouble.
03:02Okay, that's me. See you later.
03:05Yeah, see ya.
03:20Great.
05:20How was the gym?
05:21Uneventful.
05:24Shit, we just missed Eric and Eve. They were here like five minutes ago.
05:28Barely seen on this weekend. It's their wedding.
05:30Have you met Leaves' parents before?
05:32Never.
05:32Jerry is your classic alpha golf jock dad.
05:36And Sandra is kind of iconic. The welcome dinner will be gas, I think.
05:39When does Felix get here?
05:42Day after mañana, which is Spanish for tomorrow.
05:44I'm not here.
05:45Yeah, he's cycling from the north of the island.
05:47Hey, I have something I need to talk to you about.
05:55You okay?
05:55I have a doctor's appointment today.
06:00You did? Like here?
06:02Ava, what's wrong? Whatever it is, we can fix it.
06:07I have this thing.
06:09Like this embarrassing, awful thing.
06:11Ava, what is it, my love? You okay?
06:16I think I have something bad.
06:19Like, like down there. Like, like the sex thing.
06:23Fuck, Cormac, it's serious.
06:27It almost certainly isn't.
06:28Like HPV, herpes.
06:30How long have you had her?
06:31Like a week.
06:32I was hoping it would just disappear in time.
06:34I thought you're just symptomatic because you're stressed.
06:37Will you come with me?
06:39Of course.
06:40I mean, can I be your husband?
06:41It could actually be fucking gas, right?
06:43Fuck off.
06:45Listen, I get tested every three months for prep.
06:48And I have been riddled over the years.
06:51Really?
06:51Yeah, it'll be grand.
06:54Believe me.
06:55Hmm?
07:18I've gotten wet.
07:19I'm sorry about that.
07:21Is that your move?
07:22Splash a woman and then apologise?
07:25Kind of, yeah.
07:27Stuart, professional kite surfer.
07:30That bears my home on wheels up yonder.
07:32I love those!
07:34I was obsessed with fan life during COVID.
07:36Yeah, it's just super high-spec.
07:37Amazing Wi-Fi surround sound.
07:40Want to see inside?
07:41That is precisely what someone who wanted to abduct me would say.
07:44I'm just wearing a house proud.
07:45I have a tea cozy.
07:47Want to take a peek?
07:48Can my friend come?
07:49Your friend doesn't want to come.
07:50I've seen tea cozies at my nan's.
07:52I'll bring it back in 20 minutes.
07:53Okay?
07:54Okay?
07:55Okay.
07:55Okay.
07:55Okay.
07:55Thanks for listening to this.
08:09See you next to this.
08:10I'll cause you, too.
08:19I'll cause you, too.
08:23Direct from Morocco.
08:39He can get us whatever we want for the wedding.
08:44Hello.
08:45So he's a drug dealer, this man you're in love with?
08:48Phoenix would have a knicker fit if I got into a van with a stranger.
08:53Well, that's gonna get me so high.
09:23Whoa, is that the priest?
09:27Is he okay? I wonder if he's wearing any factor.
09:30You see that and you think factor? You're obsessed.
09:34We should go over.
09:35Well, I don't want him. What if he's dead?
09:37Why would you say that?
09:39Because he looks dead, and if he is dead, then there's nothing much we can do for him now.
09:44We're going over.
09:45Father?
10:05Father, are you okay?
10:06Cormac, give me water.
10:10Hi.
10:11I saw you from all the way over there, and I was worried that you weren't wearing any soap cream.
10:14No.
10:15I'm not.
10:16Well, let's get that sorted right away, okay?
10:26Hey.
10:27It's okay.
10:29Let's just take it from here, okay?
10:32Just this moment in time, okay?
10:33Just one step at a time.
10:34How did I, uh, how did last night end?
10:43Nothing, nothing happened.
10:46You had fun, and so did we.
10:49I don't normally, I don't normally drink, you see.
10:56Okay, well, let's make tracks.
11:01Let's get him up.
11:02Yeah.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Don't worry, come on.
11:05We're going the same way.
11:07We gotcha.
11:07One, two, three, and up, up, up, up.
11:17Uh, would you, uh, would you mind not telling anyone?
11:38Oh, of course.
11:39Of course.
11:40Yeah, yeah.
11:41Okay, so, my darling wife here would like you to know she's not a slut, but she has this
11:58thing on her vagina, and she doesn't know how it got so horrible down there.
12:03Also, she's worried about dying, because she read an article online about a lady dying from
12:09undeignance thrush.
12:16Yes, she wants to know that she's not a slut, but she has something horrible in her vagina,
12:20and she must be an ITS, and her husband comes to the city, and she doesn't have any idea
12:24about how she's put so bad down there.
12:26Además, she's worried about dying, because she read an article about a woman who died
12:30for a candidiasis not diagnosed.
12:33Okay, eh, well, let's go.
12:39Oh, lad, Dr. Romero.
12:45Okay.
13:15It's herpes. We're going to do a treatment of acyclovir for 4 or 5 days and everything will be solved and you'll be able to recover your sexual relations without any kind of problem.
13:31I think it's important not to use any pejorative language as a bitch.
13:35Ah, and nobody is dying.
13:37Herpes.
13:39It's herpes. I will give you a 4 day prescription for acyclovir.
13:45It will clear then and you can resume sexual contact.
13:48It is important not to use derogatory language like slut.
13:52And no one is dying.
13:54You see?
13:56Thank you doctor.
13:58I hope you and your wife have a nice day.
14:06Rory, what's this?
14:07Mushroom oil. One of your five a day.
14:13You're such a fun guy.
14:18Guys, I'm too high for this to me.
14:25Hi, you're all late for dinner.
14:27Hi, Cormac. I saw you at the beach.
14:29Yeah, well mum sent me over because dinner starts at 8 and it's legit 9pm.
14:34Okay, everybody come on. We're late for dinner.
14:36Hey!
14:37Oh!
14:38Hey, hey, hey!
14:40You're Diesel's sister, right?
14:42Karin!
14:43Karin.
14:45You're Karin.
14:47I'm Iron.
14:48We were Iron.
14:49I'm telling you mum.
14:50It's the sign?
14:52I'm running this for a quiet dinner. You know, just a nice gesture.
14:58I'm going to go for a quiet dinner, you know, it's just a nice gesture.
15:12It is.
15:13Go on in and get yourself a drink.
15:15Oh, look how it is.
15:17Rory, Rory.
15:18Hallelujah.
15:19You look gorgeous.
15:20You look gorgeous.
15:21And who's this?
15:22Glenn.
15:23Short for Glenn Riefay.
15:25I'm Ireland's boyfriend.
15:26This is for me.
15:29Hi, I'm Clare Cassidy.
15:30Oh, I'm Clare.
15:31Clare the artist.
15:32Oh yeah, the one in Italy.
15:33Oh God, I heard a rumour you were coming.
15:35I am so glad you could make it.
15:36A late edition of the wedding, but very happy to be here.
15:39I loved your piece at the RHA annual show.
15:42I was raging at all the red dots.
15:44Listen, let's make some time to talk later this evening.
15:46Yeah, I'd love that, yeah.
15:47That'd be great.
15:48For you?
15:49Chats.
15:50Anything.
15:51I loved Christmas.
15:52Yeah.
15:53Aw, you're in scary.
15:54Oh, it's crazy.
15:55THE LARCHY.
15:56Oh!
15:57Christmas, but you're already in January and you're in the evening.
15:59And you're out of this.
16:00Oh, I love to live with you.
16:02How many ghosts?
16:03What a happy?
16:04I love you.
16:05I love you.
16:06I love you.
16:07I love you.
16:08You're the closest to my mom.
16:10I love you.
16:11I love you.
16:12Do you remember?
16:13Oh my God, so much so much.
16:14I love you.
16:15Does she feel a bit sick? Like a big gal?
16:20Seriously, I might split.
16:22You can't split that, it's a book.
16:24You do look pale.
16:26You deserve it.
16:28You deserve to be happy.
16:30Oh my goodness!
16:32How are you here, darling?
16:34You're very welcome.
16:36Where's your English boyfriend, Nigel, isn't it?
16:38Felix, he arrives the day after tomorrow.
16:40Oh.
16:41I'm Cormac, sorry, late addition to the wedding party.
16:44Oh, you are very, very welcome.
16:46Last name?
16:47My last name.
16:48Kennedy.
16:49Kennedy.
16:50Thanks so much for having me.
16:52And before you ask, you should see the other guy.
16:57And how does our daughter know you, Cormac?
17:00Just old friends from college, second-tier vibes.
17:04But it's so nice to meet you both now for the first time this evening.
17:08Go on in and get a drink.
17:09And a hug.
17:11Everything okay?
17:13Everything good.
17:14Do you have a problem with that young man?
17:15Why don't you answer?
17:16Because you were so rude.
17:17Gay people exist, Jerry.
17:19Spare me.
17:21Everyone?
17:22Has everyone met?
17:23Everyone?
17:24This is Fergal and Caroline, our old friends.
17:28Old.
17:29Old.
17:30Think for yourself.
17:31Fergal and Caroline.
17:32Young wife.
17:33They have a house on the 10th green.
17:3510th green.
17:3610th green.
17:37Beside the 10th green.
17:38Very into positions is Fergal, isn't it?
17:40Yeah.
17:41What do you do?
17:42Me?
17:43I was a teacher.
17:44I'm a teacher.
17:45I'm just taking some leave.
17:47A teacher?
17:48Yeah.
17:49What a noble profession.
17:50You and nurses are the modern day saints in my eyes.
17:52Yes.
17:53But there's such nobility in what you do.
17:55I mean, you're not just down and Google earning a bajillion euro.
17:59You're dealing with kids.
18:01Yeah, I mean, no one's offering me a bajillion euros to do anything.
18:04Do you not like children?
18:06Oh, I love children.
18:08Two of my own.
18:10Mine as well.
18:11Yours as well.
18:12I love them too.
18:14And it gives me such joy to watch them learn so it doesn't feel like I'm sacrificing anything.
18:17Primary or secondary?
18:19Secondary.
18:20What subjects?
18:21English and civics.
18:22Oh, Jesus.
18:23Maybe you can help my daughter choose a reading for the wedding.
18:26She has so far resisted, insists on picking her own.
18:30Scaffolding.
18:31Sorry, scaffold.
18:32Scaffolding what?
18:33Scaffolding.
18:34Seamus Heaney scaffolding.
18:35Oh, that's a banger.
18:37My favorite poem of all time, so that's...
18:39Name another poem.
18:41What?
18:42Name one other poem by anyone.
18:46Ever.
18:47Scaffolding slaps ass and you know it.
18:49Come here to me.
18:50What happened to your eye, lovey?
18:52You don't strike me as a fighter.
18:53I always said to him,
18:55you have to wear your helmet on your bicycle.
18:58Or wear your helmet on your bicycle.
19:00And what he has to be.
19:01He would not listen.
19:03Why, in accent, the roads are just lethal.
19:06You're forever hearing of people getting gnashed under the 18-year-old.
19:09The rocks on the keys just dying all over the place, every day, every second.
19:13Yes.
19:14Well, here I am.
19:16Oh, well.
19:18Cheers to that.
19:20Cheers to that, exactly.
19:23I think you two are a gorgeous couple.
19:26You're just full of jizz.
19:28Sorry.
19:29Sorry.
19:30No, we're just friends.
19:31Oh.
19:32Ava's boyfriend arrives the day after tomorrow.
19:35Oh.
19:36Yes.
19:37Also, I am crazy gay, so there's that.
19:40Oh, yeah.
19:42We knew that.
19:45Okay.
19:46Is your gaydar super tuned?
19:49What the hell is gaydar?
19:50It's just to be able to tell if people are gay or not.
19:52Oh.
19:53I'm very good at that, aren't I, love?
19:54Though, nowadays, many of them don't even try to hide it.
19:57Oh, I knew you were one.
19:58Straight off.
19:59Yeah.
20:00Congrats to you again.
20:01Did you always know?
20:03Oh, good God.
20:05We're a fantastic person.
20:07Look, I don't make it ever in my line of work.
20:09And I'm curious, I'm the last one.
20:11I don't know.
20:12And have you ever, erm, done it with a girl?
20:18Sorry.
20:19Well, that's Fergal.
20:20It's enough.
20:21I'm just wondering how somebody can be 100% sure they don't like something if they haven't
20:25tried it.
20:26Kind of a two-way street, that one, Fergal.
20:27Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
20:29Well, I hope you wear a helmet on your bicycle now.
20:34Yes, the bicycle accident, of course.
20:37Yeah.
20:38Yes.
20:39Very important.
20:40Correct.
20:41Correct.
20:42Correct.
20:43And now, I am thinking that my husband and I shall swap tables so everyone gets to know
20:48each other.
20:49Oh, oh.
20:50Jerry, Jerry.
20:51Oh, no, no.
20:52What?
20:53Sorry?
20:54Sorry?
20:55Just to stay because we're only getting to know each other.
20:57Oh, God.
20:58You, my friend, are going to love Jerry.
21:01Jerry.
21:02Jerry.
21:03Jerry.
21:04See you later, Sandra.
21:06Jerry is an absolute howl.
21:08Like...
21:09Dying for you over there.
21:10They want the big pan.
21:11I know, I'm grand here, thanks.
21:13Yeah, my grand.
21:14Absolute fucking howl.
21:16The two of us together, I didn't say a word.
21:19I didn't say a word.
21:20I didn't say a word.
21:21Yeah.
21:22How's the gang?
21:23You can't join us, Jerry.
21:24Sit down.
21:25Yeah.
21:26All right.
21:27Yeah, sure.
21:28So, what are we talking about, huh?
21:29Road safety.
21:30Roads.
21:31Oh, good God.
21:32I'm so sincere.
21:33That's a fucking speed truck.
21:35I'll take a lash a drink or four.
21:38He's a fucking gas man.
21:42Jerry, Jerry.
21:43Jerry, Jerry.
21:44Does anyone know where this nightclub is?
21:48The nightclub is called Peppermint Grove.
21:50And is it open?
21:51Is it good?
21:52Boys and girls?
21:53Gotta up your shit, my flock.
21:55Taxi's here.
21:56I'm in the front, or else I get carsick.
21:58No.
21:59Is this in the chat, weirdos?
22:00Yeah, yeah.
22:01Check the group chat.
22:02It has it.
22:05Mr. Brent, thank you for dinner.
22:07So, I am very sorry about earlier.
22:10It was totally inappropriate of me.
22:12And I apologize.
22:13I should not have done that.
22:15There's no need to apologize.
22:17There's two of us in it, Jerry.
22:18Yes, but you have to understand.
22:20That's not something I do.
22:22Ever.
22:24I mean, I wouldn't say ever.
22:26Listen.
22:29You know my position.
22:30I do.
22:31I won't say a word.
22:32I have no interest in doing that.
22:36Okay.
22:37Also, just for the record,
22:38I have zero interest in getting into self-destructive relationships with married fathers on the DL.
22:46Been there, done that, and absolutely fucked that.
22:49Okay.
22:51Sorry.
22:52Listen.
22:53Let's get you a cab ordered.
22:54I have an account, right?
22:55A local guy.
22:56Um...
22:58Oh, God.
23:01Whoa.
23:02Are you okay?
23:04Do you want to take a walk?
23:07Do I want to take a walk?
23:09Hey, I'm a good listener.
23:10And you now have one other person that you can talk to about whatever you want.
23:14It's gotta be worth something.
23:16And people walk sometimes.
23:19Okay, fine.
23:21We'll take a walk.
23:23Do you play golf?
23:24I don't.
23:25Is this course good?
23:26It is, yeah.
23:27You don't want to be caught in the bunkers, though.
23:28Nothing but trouble in there.
23:29Listen.
23:30I'm glad we're getting to talk, actually.
23:31Everyone back there knows my fucking business.
23:32I practically live in a clubhouse.
23:33I'm a captain.
23:34But obviously, I did not expect you to be a guest at the wedding.
23:35I don't know.
23:36I don't know.
23:37I don't know.
23:38Do you play golf?
23:39I don't know.
23:40Is this course good?
23:41It is, yeah.
23:42Mm-hmm.
23:43You don't want to be caught in the bunkers, though.
23:44Nothing but trouble in there.
23:45Listen.
23:46I'm glad we're getting to talk, actually.
23:48Everyone back there knows my fucking business.
23:51I practically live in a clubhouse.
23:53I'm a captain.
23:54But obviously, I did not expect you to be a guest at the wedding.
24:00I thought you were like Marlon Randall.
24:02That gym has a membership of 1,200 from all over the world.
24:0670 Norwegian lads rocked up to play golf only today.
24:10Like, mad.
24:13And, uh, just my luck to get you, really.
24:18Guest at my daughter's fucking wedding.
24:22No offense, like.
24:23Hmm.
24:24Anyway.
24:25We had a lead.
24:27So, on we go.
24:28Must be lonely dragging that other secret life around with you.
24:31I'm not dragging anything around.
24:33There is no secret other life.
24:34What about what happened in the shower?
24:36We agreed nothing happened.
24:38Nothing did happen, and yet nothing still managed to meet a need.
24:41I'm trying to be a good man here.
24:43A good husband.
24:44How's that going for you?
24:45Actually, very good.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I haven't acted out.
24:51Haven't cheated.
24:52Not once.
24:53In 30-something years.
24:54Yeah, apart from today.
24:56No contact means no cheating.
24:58So nice, Lupo.
24:59Oh, my God.
25:01You are just like Karen.
25:03Fucking certainty of youth.
25:05Okay.
25:06I'm sorry.
25:07Good night.
25:16Hey.
25:17Did the, uh...
25:18Did the Swedes end up buying the, uh...
25:21Giant paintings of the three nudie women?
25:23The big mad triptych in the living room?
25:25They sure did.
25:27You know they paid the guts of 20 grand for them?
25:29What?
25:30Yeah.
25:31Can I see them?
25:32Like...
25:33Sure.
25:34Oh, lads.
25:35If I wanted a view like that, I'd go out to the nudie beach by the airport.
25:38I'm not sure I'd want it hanging on my actual wall, you know?
26:02Where'd you get this?
26:07Some of the guys did a booze run to the local hypermarket.
26:10Zero possibility this is from a hypermarket.
26:13That's a 300 euro bottle.
26:15Okay.
26:16Great.
26:19Someone there?
26:21I don't think so.
26:23Oh God.
26:25Follow me.
26:27Okay.
26:32Ah, right.
26:37You got the sun's room.
26:39Magnus, I think.
26:40Tried to go pro last year.
26:42Filled off a scooter and broke his collarbone.
26:44Poor fucking idiot.
26:47Big though, isn't it?
26:49Yeah, I know.
26:50I think they felt sorry for me.
26:53Why so?
26:54I'll tell you another time.
26:58Okay, so.
27:00I don't think I should be in here.
27:02Well, I thought it was grand if you didn't do anything.
27:04So don't do anything.
27:08Here.
27:16Now, burden yourself.
27:19You're giving away your daughter this week.
27:21How are the nerves?
27:23Shredded.
27:24Not to mention my wallet.
27:27So there is something I'd like to get your take on.
27:30Mm-hmm.
27:32Karen.
27:34She found Grindr on my phone the night before we came over.
27:41But I thought you'd never been on Faithful.
27:43Well, I only ever chat.
27:45I look at the photographs.
27:47The window show.
27:48Okay.
27:48Yeah.
27:49So Karen has given me until after the wedding to say something to Sandra, or she will.
27:57She's fucking 14, for the love of God.
28:00Wait, so what's the plan?
28:02Well, so far, I've come up with...
28:04Give her money to keep the secret.
28:06My God, bribery.
28:08Kids love money.
28:09Well, that will lose you to her as a father and a role model forever.
28:12Well, I'd love to hear a better idea if you've got one.
28:17Do you want to be married?
28:19I don't understand the question.
28:20You don't understand the alternative.
28:22Of course I want to be married.
28:24To your wife.
28:25You love your wife?
28:27I do.
28:28Okay, then.
28:29And she doesn't know about this other side?
28:35There is no other side.
28:38Jerry.
28:38No, she doesn't.
28:42I mean, maybe she suspects, but...
28:46I mean, there's not much going on in the bedroom.
28:49But that's normal enough, right?
28:51Isn't it?
28:51I'm the wrong person to be asking.
28:54Yeah.
28:56I'm stuck.
28:59And I feel a duty of care towards her.
29:02Sandra does not strike me as a vulnerable person.
29:05Well, maybe it helps you to think of her that way.
29:09How does that help me?
29:11We all want to feel wanted.
29:13It's good for our self-esteem.
29:15Tell her there's more to you.
29:17Like, let her in.
29:20You might be surprised by her reaction.
29:22And you don't know what you don't know about her.
29:24I should go.
29:29If that's...
29:30If that's what you want.
29:36Do you know what you want?
29:37Fuckin' hell, Mr. Byrne.
29:53Fuckin' hell, Mr. Byrne.
30:23Fuckin' hell.
30:25Fuckin' hell.
30:30Fuckin' hell, Mr. Byrne.
30:32Fuckin' hell.
30:38Fuckin' hell.
30:40Fuckin' hell, my God.
30:41Fuckin' hell.
30:42That's not my heart dude.
30:45I can't die right now.
30:49Fuckin' hell.
30:51Sorry. That was a bit sudden.
30:56It's a sprint, not a marathon.
30:59Twice in a day.
31:01That hasn't happened to me since the Brian Cowan years.
31:04I have no idea who that is.
31:06Do you smoke weed?
31:09Do I? What?
31:11No.
31:13You do this all the time?
31:16Do you smoke weed?
31:19Seduce straight old married men.
31:23Is anyone in this room straight?
31:26Is that your kink though?
31:29Mm-hmm.
31:31Daddies are so fucking hot.
31:34And before you ask, not all fathers are daddies.
31:45Are you serious about what you said before?
31:48That you'd never been with a man.
32:01And if you have just broken the golden rule, how does it feel?
32:07I feel awful.
32:09I know what that's like.
32:11I know what that's like.
32:29That's no bike crash.
32:31I was attacked.
32:36Oh, God.
32:39Was it a gay thing?
32:41I don't know what that means.
32:43Were you coming out of a gay bar in town or something?
32:48Would that have made sense to you?
32:51No.
32:52Well, I wasn't.
32:55I just mean, was it a gay passion?
33:02It's hard to say, isn't it?
33:05I'm gay and I was bashed, so draw your own conclusions.
33:08I'm not trying to pick a fight.
33:09It seems like you're asking me if I deserved it.
33:12I'm just interested in the details.
33:16Who these lads were.
33:18Why they would do something like this.
33:21The world is mad, Gerry.
33:24People are angry, atoms colliding, married men fall into bed with younger gays.
33:29What can I tell you?
33:34So it was totally random?
33:38It wasn't random, no.
33:39Okay.
33:43Well, if it wasn't random, then...
33:47What was it?
33:48It doesn't matter. It's ancient history.
33:56It must have been recent enough with those bruises.
34:00Don't worry, man.
34:01Don't worry, man.
34:29I'm joking.
34:34It must have been gera disrupted.
34:36What can I tell you when I follow you,
34:41one of my dreams omits?
34:46Well, if your dreams come true,
34:48what can I tell you?
34:50I don't know my dreams.
34:52When you start coming okay,
34:54I can't do Jimmy civilized every day.
34:56Oh, my God.
35:20Fuck.
35:22Fuck, fuck, fuck.
35:27Fuck, fuck.
35:30Fuck.
35:32Fuck.
35:34Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
35:56I told you, Sleeping Beauty.
36:17How do you get this fucking massive room anyway?
36:19You can play golf.
36:26Fuck.
36:47Nobody in this town would break into a church.
36:52Look at people who didn't do that.
36:54The priest was.
36:56I'm saying, Father, that the coincidence is great.
37:00On the day after you paid me 1,700 euros in cash,
37:04that same amount of money is stolen from the drawer in the sacristy.
37:09And then I come to you and you look like a man in crisis.
37:14A man who has stooped to a new law.
37:17What should I think?
37:19You should think a little happy coincidence
37:20and not accuse a fellow priest of robbery.
37:23It gives me no pleasure.
37:24No person.
37:25Yes, me neither.
37:28I haven't yet reported the robbery to the police.
37:32Well, maybe you shouldn't.
37:34You want that?
37:35I want you to have peace of mind.
37:39Don't mind me.
37:45I let myself out.
37:46Everything okay?
37:47Yes, yes.
37:48Everything's fine.
37:49Nothing to worry about.
37:50You're sure?
37:51I'm a little preoccupied today.
37:52If you don't mind.
37:53I don't mind.
37:54No.
37:55But we have to remember what's important here.
37:57It's a big week for the Burns, Father.
37:58Important to keep a secret every now and then, wouldn't you say?
38:32Morning, Jerry.
38:50Hello.
38:51Did you have fun last night?
38:54Please keep your voice down, everyone in this place knows me.
38:56I just asked if you had a good night last night.
38:58You asked, in a way.
39:00You can't ask me that.
39:01In here, in that way.
39:03Wait.
39:04Okay.
39:05I told you about my situation.
39:07You told me about your situation, and then in ten minutes later you had my dick in your mind.
39:10God, keep your voice down.
39:13I don't know you.
39:14You don't know me.
39:16There's no awesome.
39:18That's it.
39:20Okay.
39:22That's it.
39:23No.
39:23That's it.
39:25No.
39:25No.
39:26No.
39:30No.
39:31No.
39:32No.
39:33No.
39:41No.
39:42Up you, with lunch.
39:59You do?
40:00Sandra Byrne wants us at her house for a bite to eat and a chat.
40:03You meet Claire Margot?
40:05Chosen for you?
40:06I don't think I'll make that.
40:08She specifically asked for us.
40:10We're her favorites.
40:11Why don't you go?
40:13I'm feeling like a lazy day here.
40:16No, sorry.
40:16There's no way I'm going on my own.
40:18I'm ready to go with the girls as straight up brood, so off your fuck and get.
40:29Dad's playing golf, by the way.
40:30It's just Mom.
40:31And me and Aladie.
40:32Come on, lunch outside.
40:33Now, my favorite little coterie of people.
40:47We may see Jerry passing.
40:48One of his balls might even land in your salad.
40:51I think I'm an artist because of my social class.
40:59Like, I think you have to be an outsider in some way, and I think growing up working class,
41:02I always felt on the margins.
41:03You're from class, Nevin.
41:05Your dad's an engineer.
41:06The middle.
41:07Yeah, the most reviled place to be.
41:10You know, middle-aged, middle class, middle of the road.
41:13But people think the people in the middle stand for nothing.
41:15But, if you take the middle away, what are you left with?
41:21A world of extremes.
41:26Someone should make art about that.
41:28A monument to the Irish middle class plunked on a roundabout near a golf course in Spain.
41:36Exactly.
41:39Yeah, I mean, what Niamh doesn't want to acknowledge is that I have an I, you know.
41:44She's up to her neck in wedding planners and colour charts and won't let me do a tag on me.
41:49I suppose I should be grateful.
41:50She let you pick the priest.
41:52She did, yeah.
41:53Poor Father Vincent.
41:54You know, he was a no-show last night.
41:55Poor Father Vincent is a mad yoke.
41:57He was dive-bombing in the pool the first night, and he's really been on it with the booze.
42:02Elodie, do you like it here?
42:03It's much full.
42:04And it doesn't rain.
42:06Elodie hates the rain.
42:07Why does it not rain in France?
42:08Well, it does, of course, but she's just spent the last three weeks in Ireland.
42:12She's still recovering from that particular trauma.
42:15What was it like growing up gay in Ireland?
42:17Oh, Karen, Karen, no, you can't just ask that.
42:20It's always hard to be different, but it's not as hard for me as it was for the previous generation.
42:26Anyone who grew up gay in the 80s has a way worse than us.
42:30I have gay friends, trans and non-binary friends in my class, and, like, nobody cares.
42:34I wouldn't say nobody cares, but yes, I'm very glad to hear it.
42:39Nobody cares.
42:41No one our age cares.
42:42Like, who cares?
42:43Um, well, I think, well, for us, being trans or gay, when we were in school, that was inconceivable to us growing up.
42:48How'd you get your black guy?
43:01Karen, who does that?
43:02He was in a bike accident.
43:04He was in a bike accident.
43:05Okay.
43:06No, actually, he wasn't.
43:10I am a teacher, or was a teacher.
43:12I'm on leave now, but I was beaten up by some of the students that I teach, kids around your age.
43:18I was beaten up by them because I'm gay.
43:21Four of them catfished me on social media with a picture of another man.
43:24They met me in Duggan City Centre, and they attacked me.
43:27They wore masks, but I recognised two of them.
43:29One because of his smell, and the other because he had this pair of trainers.
43:33He used to always brag about being limited edition, and the other two came forward, confessed the following day.
43:38I'd been having problems with all four of them in the weeks before, just disciplinary attendance problems.
43:43But it's a tough school.
43:44Well, may I use your bathroom?
43:49Of course.
43:49Of course.
43:51Yeah, just there, to the left.
43:54First door, the left.
43:56Can't miss it.
44:43Oh, no.
44:57That it's like, so I think the fact that you like the fish croquettes is like, kind of
45:03kind of, like sometimes it's not, like you're fine.
45:05Found it okay?
45:08Absolutely.
45:10What?
45:11Jesus, it's like the song.
45:14It's exactly like the song.
45:16Let's do it.
45:51Carmack!
45:55Carmack.
45:59Carmack.
46:08Everyone's asleep.
46:11You fucking ruined me!
46:15What are you talking about?
46:16I can't get back.
46:18Again.
46:19Have you lost your keys or something?
46:21Oh, I can't go back.
46:24Back to my life.
46:26You blame me for that?
46:28You told me to never speak to you again.
46:30You said,
46:31do I know what I want?
46:33And I know what I want.
46:37Come up, then.
46:39No.
46:39Oh, no.
46:40No.
46:45Two minutes.
46:47Just...
46:47Two minutes.
46:49Would you care to stay till sunrise?
46:55It's completely your decision.
46:59It's just that going home is such a ride, such a ride.
47:06Going home is such a ride.
47:09Going home is such a ride.
47:13Going home is such a lonely ride.
47:17Oh, no trouble in these bunkers.
47:20Would you hang your denim jacket?
47:23Near the poster by Picasso.
47:26Do you sleep?
47:27Oh, you're so bad.
47:30You fucking love it.
47:31Yeah, I fucking do.
47:32Oh, oh.
47:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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