00:00Next item is Friday's alumni dance.
00:03How's that progressing?
00:04I've emailed every former student who's not in prison or jail.
00:09Everyone remember there's a difference.
00:10Our alumni are touchy about that.
00:12What's the difference?
00:13You go to jail if a cop doesn't like you.
00:16They can't send you to prison without knowing you're poor.
00:18Do you believe half your own politics?
00:20Yeah.
00:22Yeah.
00:23I'm still trying to find a good DJ.
00:25By which I mean figure out what makes a DJ good or bad
00:28or different from a phone or laptop.
00:29Chang, how's it going with the PowerPoint for the city council meeting?
00:32Good question.
00:43When you asked if I knew PowerPoint, I said,
00:49yes.
00:49What did I really mean?
00:52These are yeses and nos in the chart.
00:55They appear to be the same.
00:56However,
01:01I think you'll find
01:12that within some eggs
01:15is the truth.
01:21That should have been a dollar bill.
01:23But I'm no magician.
01:25I'm just a guy that knows PowerPoint.
01:30Okay, pushing that meeting.
01:31In other news,
01:33campuses across the country,
01:34including this area,
01:36have been seeing a dramatic rise in guerrilla marketing.
01:39Why do they need marketing?
01:40They're amazing.
01:40It's guerrilla with a U.
01:41Got it.
01:41I'm talking about undercover advertisers
01:44that blend in with the public
01:45while covertly marketing certain products.
01:47They can advertise things without you knowing?
01:50Is that legal?
01:51Sounds like brain windexing.
01:52It is legal,
01:53and it's mostly harmless,
01:55but I would like to protect
01:55some of our more impressionable students
01:58from being unduly influenced.
01:59So,
02:00if you see anything,
02:01let the dean know.
02:02Okay,
02:03don't freak out.
02:04Someone just told me
02:05that Honda has released
02:06some kind of super vehicle
02:07called the Honda Fit.
02:09It's a small car
02:10with a big personality
02:11that can handle anything
02:13life throws at you.
02:14Why am I standing here
02:15talking about it?
02:16I have to find a Honda deal
02:17as school is canceled.
02:18The Honda Fit,
02:19it's happening.
02:19It's finally happening.
02:21I'm just going to give
02:21the school's assets
02:22a quick freezy-wasey.
02:24Is this meeting over?
02:25I think so,
02:26but sometimes we just hang out
02:28and say funny stuff.
02:30Have fun with that.
02:31Oh.
02:35Guys,
02:36do you feel like
02:37Elroy doesn't like us
02:39as much as we like him
02:40and each other?
02:41He probably doesn't know
02:42his role yet.
02:43I mean,
02:43is he Black Pierce,
02:44old Troy,
02:45or Shirley without
02:46a giant purse?
02:47I haven't exactly been
02:47a whirlwind of entertainment
02:48since Troy left.
02:49That's not true.
02:51It's not just me.
02:51You guys have been boring too.
02:52Okay,
02:53I just got to ask,
02:53what was so special
02:54about this Troy person?
02:56Did he own a rainbow?
02:57Was he the group's pharmacist?
02:59We don't like to talk about it,
03:01but you often do.
03:03I'm a problem solver.
03:04Give me information.
03:05I'll handle this.
03:07Troy was very gifted
03:08at steel drums.
03:12Steel drums.
03:14Interesting.
03:15Well,
03:16this has been a great meeting.
03:17I'm off.
03:19That won't pay off immediately,
03:21but it's going to pay off.
03:22And that,
03:23Jeff,
03:23is the truth.
03:28Did you lose the egg
03:30you put the dollar bill in?
03:32That's how it works?
03:35That's how it works.
03:38That's how it works.
03:40That's how it works.
03:43That's how it works.
03:44That's how it works.
03:44That's how it works.
03:45That's how it works.
03:45You
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