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Love Island All Stars S03E39
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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
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00:09What's it called again? The slate?
00:11Yeah. Action.
00:13With the final just days away, our All-Stars are feeling good vibes.
00:18So expect exclusive access to our All-Stars Privet Conversations.
00:24Everybody loves the trim brush.
00:25Oh, no, yeah, of course.
00:27Intrusive after-hour footage.
00:30You didn't have to point it at me.
00:31We are cooking up a feast of un-air gems.
00:34No, you don't have to eat it like that, mate.
00:36To get you into the rhythm.
00:38I'm crushing ice. I'm crushing ice.
00:41From hairy encounters.
00:43Yeah.
00:43To happy shoppers.
00:45Oh.
00:46Some things never go out in fashion.
00:48What were you guys doing in 2016?
00:50I was 30.
00:52It's the final episode of Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bitch.
01:04I got that.
01:21After almost six weeks of sensational All-Star action, we've seen 26 returning islanders.
01:29I can't believe that we're back.
01:31Woo!
01:32Six recouplings.
01:34So the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
01:3712 steals.
01:39So the boy I'd like to couple up with is...
01:42Kira.
01:4314 dumpings.
01:45You have messed up.
01:48And 33 full moons.
01:51But...
01:53Tonight...
01:54Tell him you need to watch Unseen Bits as well.
01:56Face it.
01:57It's all anyone cares about.
01:59What?
02:00What?
02:01Yes, it's the final episode of Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits.
02:06It's all in the motion.
02:08The places I'm going.
02:10It's an emotional moment and I'm struggling to find the right words to describe how I'm feeling.
02:15Today is the day.
02:18It's gonna be a W day.
02:21Why?
02:21Because I say.
02:22And what they call me, they call me yay.
02:26Hey.
02:29Y'all are welcome.
02:31No idea what a W day is, but my guess it stands for windy.
02:38Or maybe a W day is a wavy day.
02:42Coolie, girls, coolie.
02:44See how good the vibe is.
02:46The vibe is great.
02:47I really feel like we're one whole family.
02:49A big happy family.
02:50We're one big dysfunctional family.
02:53It's very dysfunctional.
02:55Smile.
02:56And no family is complete without a family portrait.
02:59Come on, guys, say cheese.
03:26So, what is it you used to do again before coming in here?
03:29Yeah.
03:29So, I was doing like landscape gardening, garden maintenance.
03:33Oh, yeah?
03:33Yeah, like stuff like this.
03:34I'll whiz over with like a hedge trimmer.
03:35What's your thoughts on this garden then?
03:37You see, the hedges aren't straight.
03:39So, my boss's first thing he's going to say to me is, Tommy, sort your shit out.
03:43Why is the hedge looking like this?
03:44Yeah, shall I show you?
03:45Yeah, call him.
03:46Go on.
03:46Right.
03:47So, you've got a hedge trimmer and we've got to trim our bushes.
03:50I've got my hedge trimmer.
03:51You take the cap off, right?
03:52I prefer the electric one.
03:53It's a bit lighter.
03:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:54So, what I'll do, I'll go like, whiz over there.
03:56Yeah.
04:01It's Tommy Titchmarsh world.
04:04Basically, you flatten your head out.
04:05I'll tell you what.
04:05I'll be the ear defenders.
04:07You show me what you do.
04:07Go on.
04:13And then you like brush it all off like this.
04:15Yeah, you go.
04:15Make it look nice.
04:17And then you work your way down.
04:18And you see this bit here?
04:19Look how high it is.
04:21No, because it's not even, is it?
04:22It's not even.
04:23You want an evenly trimmed butch?
04:24I was doing gardening for a year and a half, and seeing this villa, it needs to be all level.
04:28So you see this bit down here, the lowest part.
04:30Yeah.
04:31What I would do, I would level this whole thing off.
04:33With that lowest one.
04:34So all this needs to come down about this much, right?
04:37Right, OK.
04:38So I would get the hedge trimmer straight in there, but you've got to be careful of lights and stuff,
04:42cables.
04:43I've gone through a few of these in my time.
04:45Ah, so the bush has been vajazzled?
04:46Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:47So what's the nicest trim bush you've ever seen?
04:51Um, nicest trim bush I've ever seen.
04:53It was at a really nice house, and they had like, it's like twisty, you know, like, it's like a
04:58swirl.
04:58Oh, a swirl.
04:59But the good thing about plants is they do grow back.
05:01So that's the good thing about my job.
05:03If you do get it wrong, next week, you learn from it and you improve it.
05:08Everybody loves a trim bush.
05:09Oh, no, yeah, of course.
05:10Everyone loves a trim bush, especially me.
05:12Yeah.
05:13Tommy, the expert on a well-trimmed bush.
05:23Now, we've had more than the average amount of flatulence in the villainous series, and
05:27I think this unseen clip might hold the answer.
05:31Today is the day.
05:32Kieran shows the Americans beans on toast.
05:36Right.
05:38Boys, so I've chefed up some beans.
05:40Okay.
05:41Well, it's hard to chef up beans.
05:42You put it in a pot of heat up.
05:43So just beans, cheese, on bread.
05:47On toast.
05:48On toast.
05:48On bread.
05:49Toast.
05:51But do you like baked beans?
05:53Have you ever just tried baked beans?
05:54Yes.
05:54I like baked beans.
05:55So you like baked beans?
05:56It's like barbecue, yeah.
05:56On toast is just weird.
05:58That toast is lovely.
06:00Shit, that's hot.
06:01What you want to do is you want to put a sprinkle of that cheese and put it on the
06:05toast first.
06:06Not too much, just a dash.
06:08Just a dash.
06:09Is this like your version of when we eat chips when we're just sitting there watching a movie
06:13or something?
06:14No, no, no.
06:15Snack, no.
06:15Or is this a meal?
06:16This is like...
06:17Yeah, people can have it as a meal.
06:19Oh, boy, this is going to be so good.
06:23It looks terrible.
06:25It doesn't matter how it looks.
06:27What matters is how it tastes.
06:29And then we're going to get more cheese.
06:30Layer on top.
06:31Oh, no.
06:32That was meant to sprinkle a bit nicer.
06:34Right.
06:34I'm going to go, no, no, no, no, you don't have to eat it like that, mate.
06:37Get yourself a knife and fork.
06:39Oh, you eat it with a knife and fork.
06:40Yes, of course you eat it with a knife and fork.
06:42I've never had toast with a knife and fork.
06:44You just eat it.
06:45So there's no fork.
06:47Right.
06:47I would not recommend this.
06:48This is not the UK way to do this.
06:51Okay.
06:51Can I have a spoon?
06:52Of course you can't, mate.
06:54So cheers to the Americans for trying cheesy beans on toast for the first time.
06:59Bottoms up.
06:59Bottoms up.
07:04Come on.
07:06It's not bad.
07:08It's not disgusting.
07:08I could eat it.
07:09It's not bad.
07:10Yes.
07:11I'll tell you what.
07:12It's way better than I thought.
07:14It almost reminds me of like a nacho.
07:16Just like beans and cheese.
07:19I'm happy.
07:20Well done.
07:20I'm happy.
07:22I've converted you.
07:23I don't know about that.
07:25Like all chefs, Kieran is extremely sensitive to criticism and is very quick to blow.
07:32A little extra seasoning for that.
07:43Two, three, hit it.
07:45This week it's time to put our all-stars to the test with a game of Knowing Me, Knowing You,
07:49hosted by Millie and Zach.
07:51The couples were asked about their partner and for every match they scored a point.
07:56Girls, where's the most outrageous place your partner's had sex?
08:00The spa.
08:01Huh?
08:03Haha, joking.
08:05That's kind of fun, mum.
08:06Knowing you lot, you're itching to see all the bits you missed.
08:09And you know me, I'll never let you down.
08:12So stop eating the chop, Carrington, and make yourself comfortable.
08:16Or not, Harrison, up to you.
08:18Because here comes the Unseen Birds!
08:23What is the one thing that your partner would change about themselves?
08:28Oh!
08:29What?
08:30What?
08:30Could be kind of harsh if it's not true.
08:33That's why I've gone with nostrils.
08:34Oh!
08:35Fuck off!
08:36Yes!
08:37No way!
08:38Aww!
08:39They're two different shapes and sizes.
08:42This is where most people are taller than you.
08:44Right?
08:44So you never see them?
08:45That's what I see, but the bald spot on my head, I'm taller than everyone.
08:48Tommy, please reveal yours.
08:50I think she'd like some more time in the sunshine.
08:53Aww.
08:54Yeah, what a bigger bum.
08:56Now you've got a nice bum.
08:58You've got a great bum, Jessie.
09:00Her foot tattoo.
09:02I said public speaking and laughing all the time.
09:04Oh.
09:05Don't need to change that.
09:06We love your laugh.
09:08That's wrong.
09:08I thought that was good.
09:10So good, but that's wrong.
09:11Carrington, what is Helena's?
09:14Tits.
09:16Do I love how you both wrote tits, so that's even better.
09:19Yeah.
09:19What is your partner's biggest ick about you?
09:23Fuck.
09:25Thinks I get aggy.
09:26Different length shorts.
09:28Oh, my God, I was going to put that as well!
09:30I was literally going to put it!
09:32I always think situations.
09:35No, you don't.
09:36You need to stop snoring.
09:38So I'm going to wait dancing.
09:41No!
09:42Flossing after every meal.
09:44That's an ick, I'm clean!
09:46I put nail biting.
09:47Oh!
09:49Oh!
09:52Sens, I got him.
09:53I got him.
09:53I hit him with some floss.
09:54I got him.
09:57No one in this villa likes a smelder.
10:01What does a smelder mean?
10:03Just when I'm standing there, I'm looking like...
10:04Serious.
10:05Oh!
10:06I put nothing because you have love goggles on.
10:09Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:11Oh!
10:11She's got one!
10:13Oh!
10:13Oh!
10:14Oh!
10:15So it's something I was born with.
10:17But you don't give me the ick.
10:18Oh!
10:20We're doing shit.
10:22We are not doing great.
10:23Anyway, carrying on.
10:25Carryington on.
10:26Oi, leave the bad puns to me if people want terrible wordplay.
10:30I'm ya man.
10:31Ya man.
10:32Ya man.
10:33Ya man.
10:33Ya man.
10:33Ya man.
10:34Forget it.
10:40There is a sound that strikes fear into the heart of the islanders.
10:46It can strike day.
10:48Oh shit.
10:50Or night.
10:53Here we go.
10:55Fucking hell fire.
10:56And without warning.
10:57Fucking hell.
10:58Who will it strike next?
11:03I got a text.
11:05Please get ready to leave the villa.
11:07As tonight you'll be going on a date.
11:12Where do losers get rewarded?
11:13Yeah, what the fuck?
11:14Absolutely never.
11:16So feast your eyes on this selection of unseen bits of Whitney and Gaiman's first dates.
11:22La la la.
11:24You caught my eye.
11:26You know what's crazy is?
11:30My bad.
11:31What?
11:31I'm chewing now.
11:38If us coming in last led to us going home, I would have been perfectly fine.
11:45I know you said that.
11:46I dead ass would.
11:47I've been like, well, I got what I needed out of this.
11:49I got my team.
11:51We know we like each other and we good to go.
11:54Even when I got the text.
11:55I was like, oh shit.
11:57I saw Whitney and Gaiman.
11:58I'm like, damn.
11:58We low-key just got dumped.
11:59Yeah, I low-key felt we've definitely finessed it.
12:03Shit.
12:06Mmm.
12:08Yeah.
12:09Spit it out, Gaiman.
12:11Goofy as shit.
12:13How does someone close?
12:13Did you ever think you would get a black and UK thing?
12:16No.
12:17Really?
12:17You never thought about it?
12:18Well, it just never crossed my mind.
12:20Mmm.
12:20Always know I'm going to end up with an American man.
12:23How does that...
12:24What does that mean?
12:24What does that thought come from?
12:25I watch the movies.
12:25I'm just like, oh my gosh.
12:26Find shit.
12:26Find shit.
12:27Find shit.
12:29Oh.
12:32Yeah.
12:32So you feel like you in a movie talking to me.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Has Whitney found a leading man?
12:39So you thought like the American vibe or just like the aesthetic?
12:45Like...
12:45Well, I don't really know about the vibe, but I think it's the aesthetic.
12:48Well, our vibe is shit.
12:49Wait, my vibe's shit?
12:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:51Not your vibe.
12:51Your vibe.
12:51I like your vibe.
12:53But I'm talking about like...
12:54Uh-oh.
12:55You got a bug in your hair.
12:56Can you not?
12:57Because I'm going to scream.
12:57No, no, no.
12:58Don't scream.
12:58Just do this.
12:59Just do that.
13:01A little...
13:03Can you not?
13:04Amen.
13:05Please.
13:05No, no, it's not a big bug, but the bug don't give a shit.
13:09Yeah.
13:13Is it gone?
13:15Oh, it's less rom-com and more horror.
13:19It's on the side of your shirt.
13:22Just...
13:22Where?
13:22Where?
13:23Just flip the side of your shirt.
13:25What do you mean?
13:25What size?
13:26Just do this.
13:30Is it gone?
13:31Don't worry about it.
13:31Yeah.
13:32Oh, it's gone.
13:33What about don't worry about it?
13:35Are you alright?
13:35It's gone.
13:36Don't worry about it.
13:54It's gone.
13:57It's gone.
14:02I'm sorry.
14:02It's gone.
14:02The other one.
14:03It's gone.
14:04It's gone.
14:04Uh-huh, you just run day-by-day. Uh-huh
14:10People I walk through everybody gets out my way. Oh
14:16When I pass gas they that must be yay
14:20And when I put my drip on it's eBay
14:26All right, let me hear somebody else when I get my fill it ain't just okay. Oh, you know
14:38Oh
14:39When I get my fit on it ain't just okay, and that is because I get my fits from eBay.
14:44Oh
14:46The okay eBay. He understood
14:55It's the merry month of May on a sunny Tuesday. I'm with big yay in his dripped out eBay
15:04That was the best one so far. It's the best one. Come on. He's wearing an eBay. What do you
15:10say?
15:11He's gone on called
15:14Yeah, teammate. Oh, mate. Yeah, I don't know
15:30It's love at all times on Z bets
15:37One more time. Thank you Lucinda. You know we are here for the unseen action
15:47We've gyrated our way back through this week's footage to pack and even more
15:54You know what the hell is going on today because when it comes to essential moments you've missed nothing gets
16:02past us
16:07Yeah, we dead get that bell. I told you nothing gets past us
16:18Do you lot not understand still as we get closer to the final things are really heating up. What's up?
16:25You and bill last night?
16:28You're serious so can you stop you didn't have to point it at me. Yeah, he aimed in your direction.
16:33I thought you said you were cold
16:35I just want to eat you up a little bit bro. That just doesn't even make sense
16:44As it's almost the end of this series
16:46I'm dreaming of flying off on a little holiday, which reminds me. I was once on a flight with Helena.
16:52I wonder if she remembers me
16:54Helena, who's the most famous person has been on your flight when you was in a flight attendant. I've had
17:01Janet Jackson. Oh my gosh. I had Lisa Vanderpump. I had
17:07Stormzy I've had Will and Kate
17:11I've had
17:11My family
17:12Hang on, that's in the Prince and
17:14Wait, what?
17:16No way
17:17They're really nice. As in the Royals?
17:19As in they didn't want to get the PJ. They can't fly the highest cabin. So if there's a first
17:25they have to sit in business
17:25If there's no first they have to sit in travel plus, but there was a first so they sat in
17:30business
17:30But the whole of the business class was their security. There was no one else in there. They had fake
17:34names and stuff
17:35So what's the point in that? How come they can't fly first?
17:38Because they can't it's like government funded. It's not funded, but I those paid by by the government so they
17:42can't they can't take the piss basically
17:44Oh, that's crazy. So I've had Boris Johnson and Traveler Plus before
17:48I bet you got rinsed there. Oh Hugh Grant. Oh
17:54Hugh Grant asked if we could warm his shoes up in the oven. Oh, because it had been raining. Oh
18:00What the fuck? What because they were wet?
18:04What? Did you? No, and then he got really fine, fine fuming about it. You can't put shoes in the
18:09oven
18:09Who put shoes in the oven? But you don't even need to wear shoes on a flight
18:14How's Hugh Grant saying put my shoes in the oven?
18:16Just take them off. Do you know what I mean? Just let them warm themselves up. Right?
18:19Yeah, that's weird
18:27Our all-stars are social media savvy and no trend can get past them
18:32But as they have no internet access all they can do is talk about it. What were you guys doing
18:37in 2016?
18:38Oh, let me think. How old was everyone? I was 19. I was 16. I was 30.
18:44I was 14. What were you doing, Harrison? I was a kid. I was still at school. Do you remember
18:49what you were posting?
18:51Selfies. What would you be wearing?
18:53Skinny jeans. That is very 2016. What else? I was wearing lubes as well on my feet. Oh, yeah, lubes!
18:59Lubes were five. Yeah, with the spikes on. The spikes on. No, that is 2016.
19:05Yeah, I think it was. Yeah, that is really 2016.
19:08You know what I was doing? All my Instagram pictures had a white little border, right?
19:13Well, they didn't fit the screen. They didn't fit the screen. It was all a bit smaller.
19:16White little border that goes all the way around. Yeah.
19:19And it wouldn't just be pictures of me. Obviously now on Instagram, there's like swipes, but it was always just
19:25one picture.
19:25I don't think dumps were a thing in 2016. No, but it's a thing. It's like a trend.
19:31Even major celebs are posting what they were doing. I think Kylie Jenner even did it, of all of her
19:362016 pictures.
19:38Did you do a 2016 dump? No, but I'm really on it with trends, Harrison. This trend has been going
19:44on for a while.
19:45Unseen Bits is very on trend, so here's our All-Stars Series 3 dump.
19:57When all of the lights are shining, and all of the world is glowing, and don't want to miss this
20:06moment.
20:11When I heard the plan for an Unseen Bits series dump, I envisioned a tsunami of toilet humour and a
20:17barrage of bodily functions.
20:19And guess what? I was spot on.
20:23Bro! Bro, you just shit your pants, bro.
20:27Yikes. That one had an instant onset of smell, too. It was sudden.
20:34Unseen Bits. Purveyors of the finest fart footage since 2016.
20:44After a few bumps in the road, Scott was back in Leanne's good books. He thought he'd been tested, but
20:49the biggest test was still to come.
20:50It's my birthday soon. What day? What do you mean, what day?
20:55I can't remember. What day is it? You have to tell me. No, what the fuck? You have to remember.
21:02I remember it's 1994. No, it's fucking not!
21:07No, when's my birthday? This is out of hand.
21:12Um... March. No.
21:14February. No. April, so it's not soon then! No!
21:19No! No.
21:21May? Yeah.
21:24There's only one day, one day is in May.
21:28So it wasn't only, that's literally the hardest.
21:29But I said that for a reason.
21:31May.
21:32I said that for a reason. Think about why I would have said that.
21:35May 31st.
21:36There you go!
21:38May 31st.
21:39You're a Pisces.
21:41No, oh my God.
21:43May 31st, 1998.
21:47No.
21:48Seven.
21:48Yeah.
21:49Fuck.
21:52Fucking hell.
21:54This explains why I never get a birthday card off Scott.
22:20Tommy, what's your favourite plant?
22:22Show what I like. It's quite simple but can look very aesthetic.
22:24Right.
22:25It's a Euronymous, Euronymous, Euronymous, Euronymous green spire.
22:30Can you describe it for us?
22:31It's like a little box hedge like this.
22:33They're like this big but you line them all up.
22:35Oh, right.
22:36And they create a lovely little board around your garden if you get it right.
22:41It's another episode of Tommy's World.
22:46You like a bit of Euronymous tree plant.
22:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:49It's like one of them ones.
22:50But smaller.
22:51Yeah, like mini versions, yeah.
22:53Just like that.
22:54The boxes off the lawn.
22:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:55Are they smaller?
22:56Are they taller or smaller than that?
22:58Smaller.
22:58A lot smaller, yeah.
22:59That impressed Lucinda if I turned up with an anonymous green plant.
23:02You can't just turn up with one.
23:04Oh.
23:04You've got to get a trailer load of them.
23:06Trailer?
23:06Yeah, because you know they're so small.
23:08Oh, you need to...
23:09If you want them all around your lawn looking really sharp, you're going to need about 100 of the fuckers.
23:13Do you know what I mean?
23:14It's pretty hardcore.
23:15It's good though.
23:16I think I'll stick to the roses.
23:18I'm sure as a sweetie salesman you could get roses at cost price or celebrations.
23:23I prefer them if I'm honest.
23:30In this next Unseen Bit, Kieran is lamenting the keto diet with Zach.
23:35I would too, but I mean a little bread doesn't hurt.
23:37A little bread doesn't hurt.
23:40Where did I put that bottle?
23:42I keep lifting those stairs.
23:44I've left my bottle those stairs.
23:46But you'll need to use your loaf to work out.
23:49Woo!
23:50What happened next?
24:02Wakey, wakey.
24:03It's time to get this villa moving ASAP.
24:06What about you?
24:07What's your POV?
24:09POI?
24:10Oh no.
24:15What's your plan of action?
24:18I'll tell you my plan of action Whitney.
24:20To go OTT with Unseen Bits and make you go OMG.
24:25We've searched for the essential action that was lost during the week and we won't let it slip through our
24:29fingers.
24:30I think Sammy would catch it.
24:32Catch what?
24:33Sunscreen?
24:34Like this.
24:37We sweat buckets all week to bring you a show that leaves you feeling breathless.
24:46Jesus Christ.
24:48Death by deodorant.
24:50Fuck.
24:50So lie back and relax.
24:53It's just another day of twerk.
25:01Well done Sal.
25:03Amazing.
25:04That's on Unseen Bits.
25:06You know us too well Kieran.
25:11Before the break two well mannered gentlemen Kieran and Zach were chatting in the bedroom but
25:17What?
25:17What happened next?
25:20Yeah no it's gonna be...
25:21It's gonna be...
25:22Off to you.
25:22No.
25:23Off to you.
25:23No please.
25:24Off to you.
25:24Please.
25:25I mean I'll die.
25:26I opened the door for you so go.
25:29Off to you.
25:29But you always open the door for me.
25:30I really like that food.
25:31I'm not gonna move.
25:34No I'm not gonna move.
25:35We can stand here until fucking the lights are not.
25:37I'm from Boston for a pee.
25:38No.
25:38Go pee.
25:39Thank you man.
25:40Of course.
25:41Anything for you.
25:43I can't open the door for you at least once.
25:50I can't open the door for you.
25:51It's been an incredible series and as we charge towards the final please charge your
25:55glasses to our all stars.
25:57Charge it to that.
25:58Charge it.
25:58Charge it.
25:59Don't just say charge it.
26:00Charge it to the game.
26:01Charge it to the game.
26:02Charge it to the game.
26:03I've already charged.
26:04I think you're out of charge mate.
26:05You've just gotta charge it to the game.
26:07Charge it.
26:08Charge it to you being incorrect.
26:09We can charge that.
26:11Charge it.
26:13Charge it.
26:13Charge it.
26:14Charge it.
26:15That's all you gotta say.
26:17Charge it to the game.
26:18We're not charging this.
26:20Charge it to the game.
26:21Charge it, charge it.
26:23Charge it, charge it, charge it.
26:25You sound like a fucking broken record.
26:26Charge it, all that fucking shit that she usually says.
26:29Are we still charging it?
26:30I'm gonna charge it on top of that.
26:33Charge it to the game.
26:34Charge it to the ovulation.
26:36Charge it to sisterhood.
26:37Charge that to the journey.
26:39Charge it to the Love Island All-Star Villa.
26:42No, I'm charging that to the game.
26:43Charge it to the game.
26:46Ah!
26:53Here's an unseen clip of Carrington shortly before we announce
26:55the annual Love Island trip to the animal enclosure.
26:58Bear with me, it'll all make sense in a second.
27:02You're coming to the lion's den.
27:07Aww!
27:09That's so sweet.
27:11It is sweet.
27:12Wait, did you not cut it?
27:12Am I supposed to cut it?
27:13Do you like ketchup on this, too?
27:15You like ketchup on bacon sandwiches?
27:17Oh, no.
27:19I'll bring you ketchup.
27:19I'll bring you ketchup.
27:21This is what happens when you're strict.
27:23So good, isn't it?
27:24Why is he the funniest person?
27:27You've lost the plot.
27:28It's sending you back and forward.
27:34Oh, my God.
27:36Oh, my God.
27:36Look at the lads we're watching.
27:38Everyone's watching him walk around with a machete like that.
27:40Do you want it diagonally?
27:41Yeah, I'm so glad he did it that way.
27:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:43Triangle.
27:44Fucking hell.
27:44You just walked over with a cleaver.
27:50Yes, sir.
27:51Don't let it touch the mango.
27:52Don't let it go anywhere near that fruit.
27:57She's making him work.
27:59Wow.
27:59Wow.
28:00Thank you so much.
28:06Wait, why are you carrying on a cleaver for, you mad man?
28:09Because I had to cut the sandwich.
28:11Nice.
28:12Mine was definitely better, but...
28:13Just stop it.
28:15I'm not going to tell him that, obviously.
28:16Just say it's unbelievable.
28:17I love it.
28:18I can only apologise, and we'll have a word with our producers.
28:21This is not the kind of saucy action our viewers expected.
28:31We love a deep and meaningful chat here on Unseen Bits,
28:34but some chats can get a little too deep.
28:37I can teach you a scuba dive.
28:39Really?
28:39What's the deepest you've got?
28:41I want to say 20, but I didn't do my deep dive, which is, like, 30.
28:44Feet.
28:45Oh, feet.
28:46How big is 20 feet?
28:47Like, looking at that tree, is that 20 feet?
28:49That big one over there?
28:50I'm not going to lie, you're asking the wrong count.
28:52Oh, really?
28:52All I know, how tall are you?
28:53I'm six feet.
28:55So that's what?
28:55So three of me and they're like a leg.
28:57Do you believe in mermaids?
29:00No.
29:01No, that's bollocks.
29:02Why do you believe in mermaids?
29:04I mean, kind of.
29:05I think that we've not explored a silly amount of the ocean.
29:08They're, like, made up things.
29:09It's like unicorns.
29:12They're not real creatures.
29:13No.
29:14They've only explored, like, 5% of the ocean.
29:16That's true.
29:17I don't believe that we like mermaid mermaids, or we believe, but I don't think that that's
29:21come out of nowhere.
29:22Do you all know something weird?
29:23Go on.
29:23Do you know NASA?
29:24Do you know they used to be an ocean company and they used to explore the ocean, but then,
29:30one day, they stopped exploring the ocean after 5% and they started exploring space.
29:36So, what the fuck did they find in the ocean that made them want to get off the planet?
29:40They scared them off.
29:40That's what I mean.
29:41And I don't necessarily believe that mermaids are like a pretty little mermaid, but I think
29:46there's something there.
29:48Same with aliens.
29:49Do you believe in aliens?
29:49Oh, I don't know.
29:50It's so deep.
29:51This freaks me out, this question.
29:52I do.
29:53Right?
29:54And I don't believe it's like the green alien aliens.
29:57I feel like the universe is that big, we can't be the only thing out there.
30:03Do you know what I mean?
30:05Hmm.
30:05Fact check, NASA continues to study the deep ocean and there is no evidence to suggest
30:09that mermaids live in it, or that aliens exist.
30:25Scott and Leigh-Anne are sharing a moment of peace and tranquillity, what I wouldn't
30:29give to be a fly on the wall, or anywhere, for that matter.
30:33Argued with fucking everyone at this point, to be honest.
30:35Arguing and being in the same room is crazy, right?
30:37Crazy.
30:38Oh, my God!
30:40What?
30:40What is that?
30:42It's...
30:43Ulster Islanders get scared by something!
30:47Ooh!
30:48Where did it go?
30:49It's disappeared.
30:50It's disappeared, which is the problem.
30:54Uh, Helena, can you hurry up and get scared by something on your head?
30:59Angelina, Joni and Brad Pitt, they cheated.
31:02Ooh!
31:03What is that?
31:04Why is it red?
31:05Uh, Helena.
31:07I'm in time too about Harrison.
31:09They're actually getting on really well.
31:12Ugh!
31:13What?
31:14What?
31:15What's that?
31:15Brewing the moment.
31:16It's Helena!
31:17Doesn't get scared by something!
31:21What?
31:22We need to up our game.
31:23Send in the big guys.
31:25No, that's okay.
31:26Ah!
31:27Oh, my God!
31:28What is that?
31:29It's all...
31:30All-Star Islanders get scared by geese!
31:35Surely not!
31:36It all falls into place.
31:38Yeah.
31:38It all falls into place.
31:39Yeah.
31:39Timing.
31:40I'm funny.
31:40I'm funny.
31:42Go for boots.
31:44Oh!
31:45What the fuck?
31:48What the fuck was that?
31:49What is that?
31:50Dogs?
31:51What is that?
31:52A geese or some shit?
31:53A geese?
31:53What is that?
31:54Ego?
31:55I don't know, but they were trying to talk to us.
31:57What the fuck?
31:59They're like, yeah, timing.
32:00Big up timing.
32:03Exactly.
32:03I agree, birds.
32:04I agree.
32:10Last week, we saw Whitney opening up to Leigh-Anne on the white beanbags and it was a load of
32:15old guff.
32:17This is the thing.
32:17I used to fart.
32:18Oh!
32:19Oh!
32:20That was a good one.
32:21I thought they were going to collage all my fart and stuff.
32:24Let's not even talk about it so they don't even bring it in.
32:26No, they will.
32:26They always catch me.
32:28It's because you lifted your legs up.
32:30Yeah, because I'm an expressive fart.
32:33I know, but I just feel like if you just farted and didn't lift your legs up, they wouldn't have
32:37caught that.
32:37Anyway.
32:39And again?
32:40Well, Whitney, as you're such an expressive farter, here's a composition of your finest farts.
32:49Stinky.
32:51Sorry.
32:53Who farted?
32:53Could you just walk in here and do that and then say do you fart?
32:57Do something.
32:57That's your signature?
32:58Yeah.
32:59It probably does it.
33:00Oh, Helena.
33:01You're nasty.
33:05I came in with an over my throat.
33:09Jessie.
33:11Oh, my gosh.
33:13You're nasty.
33:15Did you not hear that?
33:17You're nasty words.
33:18Did you not hear that?
33:20What was that?
33:21She just lit up a fucking grenade.
33:23We're actually damaging the planet by farting.
33:27No, but we're damaging our...
33:28Yeah, because we're releasing methane into the sky.
33:31Yeah, but we can't help it.
33:33Natural.
33:34So, technically, we shouldn't be farting.
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35:05Hey, hey. We're crushing ice. We're crushing ice. We're crushing ice. We're crushing ice.
35:13Woohoo!
35:14Thank you, Yeamin, but I think we just have enough budget left for a music track.
35:19Here we are, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
35:22Welcome to the final part of Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits of the Series.
35:27Are we ready?
35:30Oh, dear.
35:33Come on, let's get everyone involved.
35:43I don't think they'll understand you, Belle.
35:46We're learning. We listen and we don't judge.
35:50OK, noted Whitney. So let's get everyone on board then.
35:56As we charge forward for the final part of Unseen Bits.
36:00It's going to go off.
36:05You're good at that. How do you shake your tongue like that?
36:09My tongue don't move like that.
36:10I want a little tongue. It's moving very well.
36:14You just have to let it hang. You can't, like, attach it to anything.
36:17You just got to let it hang.
36:19Yeah, lose.
36:19Don't move.
36:20Yeah, because you're that.
36:22I ain't got a big tongue, though. I've got a little tongue.
36:32With the final approaching, we sent the girls shopping to buy presents
36:35for a date night with their partners.
36:37Thankfully, we kept the receipts for all their Unseen Bits.
36:41Some fish.
36:42Potatoes.
36:42You want a potato?
36:44I love sweet potatoes.
36:46We don't want to give them any bed.
36:48All right, let's go.
36:49Yama doesn't really like chocolate.
36:50I could get him chicken, but maybe fruit.
36:55Uh-uh, I ain't carrying that watermelon. Forget it.
36:56No, it's fine. I'll tell him I thought about it.
36:58Salt and pepper, that would work an absolute treat in our villa.
37:01We're not going to get them salt and pepper.
37:03Come on.
37:04We're running out.
37:05Or this jug.
37:07Or some juice.
37:10A jug for juice.
37:11Right in the name.
37:12He's clutching his straws in.
37:13I mean, that's bad at shopping before I'm in.
37:15I don't know what drugs to get, then.
37:17What about a hat?
37:18Zach doesn't really like hats.
37:20Wait.
37:21This is the vibe.
37:23I'm sorry.
37:24Sean?
37:24Huh?
37:25Sean would literally love this.
37:27He'd be obsessed.
37:28It's in.
37:29We've got a lot of, like, little...
37:29Oh!
37:31Smashing up the...
37:33Smashing it up already.
37:34Smashing it up already.
37:35We've got lots of hats.
37:36We've got a lot of cowboy hats.
37:37We're not floppy big ones.
37:40Floppy big ones.
37:42I love that little shell tray.
37:44That's so...
37:45Oh my God, it matches my tone.
37:47Are we getting that?
37:48That's for me.
37:49I don't get it.
37:50That's for me.
37:51Babe, it's for the boys.
37:52It's not for us.
37:52I don't think...
37:53It's not about you today.
37:54This is not for Sean.
37:55Come on.
37:56Sean, it's about Sean.
37:57I've just realised the world doesn't revolve around me.
38:00That's sad.
38:00Oh, my hat.
38:01No.
38:02I've got to get him with her.
38:04Don't believe me.
38:06These are cute.
38:07I've never bought a man flowers.
38:09Have you not?
38:10Why would I do that?
38:12Men can appreciate flowers, too.
38:14I think they're cute.
38:14Go you, sis.
38:15I'm here for it.
38:16It's 2026.
38:17You do you, boo.
38:18Why do you look fit in everything you want?
38:20Why is it so tight?
38:21Yeah, Kieran's not gonna get his big head in that,
38:23but we'll loosen it.
38:24You're gonna get that hat?
38:25Yeah.
38:26He needs a new bucket hat.
38:27That's really cute.
38:28Yeah, I love it.
38:29What's that on there?
38:31Fine.
38:32We'll get a cloth.
38:33Oh, I always say there's nothing quite like potatoes
38:36in a shop-soiled bucket hat to show your partner
38:38how much they mean to you.
38:41Once they got the headgear and the carbs sorted,
38:43the girls turned their attention to the all-important
38:45mood lighting.
38:47Oh, gosh, this is labour.
38:49Ow, my shoe.
38:50Sammy, help me.
38:52I've got my own shit to do.
38:54I'll help you, though.
38:55Do you know what I mean, every woman for themselves?
38:57Is that how we're going?
38:59I've got a bit of an issue,
39:00because obviously all the plants are now frickin' falling over.
39:03Oh, my God, bugs!
39:05Do I bring it closer?
39:06Is this too far away?
39:08No, I think that's cute.
39:10It gives a little, like, area.
39:12Fuck!
39:13Why does that keep happening?
39:14Fill it with water.
39:19Right, whack that in.
39:22Bob's your bloody uncle.
39:24Fuck!
39:26No!
39:27That was all gonna be all wet!
39:30Oh, shit.
39:33This is actually really fuckin' hard work.
39:37Whatever.
39:38Do you know what I mean?
39:39That's the spirit!
39:52It's the final feature bonanza of the series.
39:58And so I'm asking them to do...
40:01All-Star Islander Impressions!
40:04What is it?
40:04Like, is it imitating?
40:06What are we doing right now?
40:08Islander Impressions.
40:09I know for a fuck what everyone is gonna do for me.
40:13Sammy!
40:15Sammy!
40:16Where's Sammy?
40:18Sammy!
40:18Sammy!
40:19Sammy!
40:21I'm Kieran.
40:23That Whitney laugh is so hard,
40:25and I feel like only she can do it.
40:26Oh, my gosh!
40:31Oh, Scott.
40:36You are possibly the worst Islander in the history of Love Island.
40:42With me and Belle, it was 70-30.
40:4470-30.
40:4570-30.
40:4780-20.
40:48He loves a number.
40:49Oh, what does Millie say though?
40:51I feel like Millie doesn't have, like, particular sayings.
40:54Banana!
40:55Like, she just gets excited about the smallest things,
40:59and I love that about her.
41:00Where's Zach?
41:01Have you seen Zach?
41:03No.
41:05Watermelon!
41:06She loves it.
41:07Oh, Zach does this little time.
41:09Come here.
41:10Come here.
41:11Give me a hug.
41:12Hey, family.
41:13What?
41:14No way.
41:16Belle's...
41:16Right, how...
41:17What's Belle like?
41:18I am what I am, and I stand by that.
41:21I stand on business.
41:23We can all laugh about it now.
41:25No, you got no respect.
41:27No respect.
41:28Like, bleh.
41:29We can all laugh about it now.
41:31Ye men every morning.
41:32Let's wake your game up.
41:34UK people are nasty.
41:36Y'all have no hygiene.
41:39That was good.
41:41Carington's like...
41:45It makes me feel sick.
41:47Hi, my name's Lucinda, and I just want to do TikTok dances all the time.
41:54Mews!
41:55Oh, are you okay?
41:59Do you like that, Sean?
42:06I can't wait to watch this show back.
42:09That's it for...
42:11Speech upon answer!
42:14Oh, it's all very emotional.
42:16You can probably tell from my voice.
42:19It's nearly time to say goodbye, so in total breach of our agreement to show you only exclusive
42:24unaired action, here's a montage of the best unseen bits you've already seen.
42:29What's it called again?
42:31The slate.
42:31Yeah.
42:32Action.
42:36You struggling?
42:41Two, three, side, close, side.
42:50Someone put sweet chilli in my bottle.
42:53People say I've got a face like a slob-ass.
43:01Dax are bridging me from oregano.
43:03I DM'd a girl called Carpet before.
43:05You DM'd a girl called Carpet?
43:06Yeah, like DM Carpet.
43:08You DM'd a Carpet?
43:10Oh, Jesus Christ, Lucinda.
43:12Have you brought avocado dip over?
43:15Yeah.
43:15You know it gives me itchy bum.
43:24I've been told I've got piano fingers, or penis fingers, not penis fingers.
43:28I'm grateful that I was one in five million swimmers that made it.
43:39Oh.
43:40Your eyes look like the planet.
43:41You know, like from space.
43:43What, Earth?
43:44Yeah.
43:44Prawn toast.
43:46Prawn toast.
43:49Prawn toast.
43:50Prawn toast.
43:50Yeah.
43:52Yeah.
43:52Like prawns on bread.
43:53You don't have prawn toast?
43:55No.
43:58Blow it in my face.
44:07Finally.
44:08What time to call this?
44:09What would Mum say?
44:10Probably stop whinging.
44:13True.
44:14Bombshell.
44:15Bombshell.
44:16I speak to the dead on a regular basis and never once have they tried to bend me over.
44:21I'm feeling spunky as shit.
44:23Oh, that's not a good word in England.
44:25Spunky!
44:28Spunky!
44:28It's time to get spunky.
44:31How's Trish?
44:32Oh, heartbroken.
44:33She thought she was getting engaged.
44:35Couldn't be any favour from the truth.
44:37Well, that's made my day, that.
44:40Hey!
44:41That's the most better, bro.
44:42Fuck's sake, I thought I'd have seen bits and boys.
44:50That's all for the series of Unseen Bits.
44:53Don't forget to watch the final.
44:55When is it again?
44:56It's Monday!
45:03Monday, Monday!
45:10Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.
45:12It's Monday!
45:15Oh, Monday!
45:17Got it, thanks!
45:18Monday!
45:24Oh, God!
45:26Come on, Willie!
45:29Monday!
45:30Yeah, I think we've got it.
45:34And that concludes today's section of Unseen Bits.
45:39I've got a sweaty arse.
45:41Thanks, Belle!
45:42Me too!
45:43Bye!
45:44Bye!
45:45Bye!
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