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00:00So, Doug, I was just wondering if I could go...
00:04Hmm?
00:07I don't think the camera should be filming this.
00:09Oh, I do.
00:10But this is quite delicate, this is quite important.
00:12I know, and isn't that great that we're going to share it with so many people?
00:19Um, if I can just show you the figures for last week.
00:24We lost about 400 grand last week.
00:29Wow.
00:30Yes, and it's going to get worse next week.
00:37Have you ever taken acid?
00:40Because maybe you should.
00:46All right, Zips.
00:47I know, Zips.
00:48This guy is such a pralike.
00:50Yeah.
00:51You should come to a party.
00:53It's the opening of Expeuse.
00:55Dave Bukinas is going to be there.
00:57Who's he?
00:58She.
00:59She's the VJ off the telly.
01:02I can't.
01:03I've got to finish this by tomorrow night.
01:05Okay.
01:06You come with me for one drink.
01:08Then we come back here and we chop some scent into that bollock.
01:15Okay.
01:15One drink and then back here.
01:17One drink and then straight back here.
01:20She's a very kicky girl.
01:38She's a very kicky girl.
01:43She's a very kicky girl.
01:50Babe Bukinas is here.
01:54Oh, she's talking to 15 feet at 20.
01:58Watch this.
01:59Go, one.
02:00Yeah.
02:00Go.
02:18Hey, I know you! The pranks on the skinny dude, right?
02:23It's Nathan Barley, a.k.a. his Trashback.com.
02:25That is funny! Hey, but Dean, this guy does some great shit on the web.
02:34Hey, could you do an idea for my website?
02:36Sure!
02:42Hey!
02:46Hi, Dan.
02:47Yeah, let's dance!
02:50Celebrate the good times, come on!
02:52Are you fixing the composer?
02:53I'm getting a bank loan.
02:55Woo-hoo!
02:56Dean!
02:57Is that a show fixed it for me?
02:59Dean!
03:00They will, I've got a meeting tomorrow morning.
03:03Are you going to lend me some money?
03:05Oh, my God.
03:10Woo-hoo!
03:13Just look into here, and just say, uh, this is Dave Bikinis,
03:17and you're watching Trashback.com, yeah?
03:19Yeah, I'll cue you in.
03:20Three, two, one.
03:22Hi!
03:24I'm Dave Bikinis, and I'd love to suck your Trashback.com.
03:33That is awesome.
03:38Oh, God, I got it wrong.
03:41How far?
03:42Hey, hold out your phone.
03:46Oh, they're cu-
03:47Copping phone.
03:49Oh, they're cu-
03:51Now, I can see yours, and you can see mine.
03:56Yeah.
03:58Well, bye.
04:00Hey, Mr. Zach, huh?
04:12Are you coming?
04:14Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see that?
04:16That was Dave Bikinis.
04:22Shall I see you in the office, then?
04:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:29And party with you, come on now.
04:33A4 sound.
04:35A kind of concept album.
04:39About the various sizes of paper.
04:44Dan?
04:49Hello?
04:55Hello?
04:58Hello, Claire.
05:00What are you doing here?
05:01I'm going to bed.
05:08I'm going to bed, Dan.
05:09Backwards, as it goes forward, it doesn't.
05:13And then after you're looking to it, that was all this clever house.
05:16Dan is full of paint.
05:25Tick. Tock. Tick. Yeah. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Yeah.
05:34Hi, I'm Dave Bikinas, and I'd love to suck your trash bag dot com.
05:46Hey, classical. You said you'd help. I am. I am. Where are you? On the bus. Could I have a
05:52single textile street, please? One pound? They've gone up, haven't they?
06:00I was asleep. Yeah, well, get up. You suppose I have a meeting at the bank. Shit.
06:09And then, right, I did this ident on Dave Bikinas, and she said, cock, like, suck my cock.
06:14Fucking Dave Bikinas. Who is this? Dan! Preacher man! What are you doing there? I don't know.
06:21Guess who took my number last night? Jilly Cooper. Fucking Dave Bikinas. Off the telly. Shut up. I need a
06:29haircut.
06:30Yeah? Try Stanley knives, yeah? They're well bummed. I'm going now. All right, you fucker. No way.
06:36Layers, you greasy cock fart. Ah, sophisticated driving. Debut album by the Verifonics. It actually
06:48induced the first of many nervous breakdowns, all of which I've chosen to ignore.
07:03Good morning, sir. Good morning, Elizabeth. It's a good morning. Good morning, Elizabeth.
07:14This? I've got a meeting at 10.15, so I'm in a bit of a hurry.
07:23Well, it's cut it very short, yes? Yes, thanks.
07:39All right, me niggas? I want a real special coffee today, yeah? Triple size, four shots in it, and the
07:49best fucking fun you've ever squirted from your milky pubs.
07:54Hi, Nathan. Do you want to break down? Do you need to be finishing the edit? Loads to do.
08:03Hey, Dave Bikinas. Hey, Mr. Trashcock. Do you know the, uh, cafe Hubble Bubble on Bottle Row?
08:11Know it. Perhaps we bum it on a regular basis. So, you want to meet me here in ten minutes?
08:17Does it poke fuck, kids? Soon you'll later.
08:21Peace and fucking. And why not?
08:26So, Paolo. Green light, yeah? Ready.
08:33Hi. Hi, it's honey tits.
08:42Mmm, she like you.
08:46Mmm.
08:48Because Elizabeth is a very special cut for me.
08:53You know what? No.
08:56One year ago, wedding anniversary, I buy her for my wife, Angela, but she never meet her. Do you know
09:06what?
09:07No.
09:09Because she died the same day with my wife. She's driving home, and she all smashed up in her car.
09:18It's terrible.
09:19No.
09:20And I stayed all night up, holding that cat, and crying like a sheep.
09:29And she was licking the tears from my face.
09:34And I look at her eyes.
09:39And it's like I look at Angela.
09:42And Angela, middle name Elizabeth, so I call that cat Elizabeth.
09:48And I see my best.
09:51We read magazines, we watch TV, we talk.
09:57We enjoy painting.
10:02Oh.
10:03Excuse me, sir.
10:05One moment.
10:10Hello.
10:13Yes, I'm fine.
10:15You like the hair?
10:17I knew hair first thing.
10:19Get that right, and everything else will fall into place.
10:22Cool.
10:27Oh, I'm sorry, my stylist.
10:30Ah, yeah, this is the, uh, hey, hey, that, that collar you made me wear, uh, what's it done to
10:37my voice?
10:38Yes.
10:42But Elizabeth, no, she's much better.
10:49Ah, she's silly, no eat.
10:52Eh, that said she swallowed balls of hair.
10:58Yeah, but she was brave, brave, brave, brave, brave cat, huh?
11:03Mm-hmm.
11:05Okay.
11:08Okay, I'll see you, man.
11:14Mm-hmm.
11:15Mm-hmm.
11:16Thank you for taking off from you.
11:20On your tummy, it's still like...
11:22Ah, no, not too hard.
11:25Okay, bye-bye to you.
11:27Bye-bye.
11:29No, I'm sorry.
11:31Oh, I'm not finished.
11:32Two minutes.
11:34No, don't look for your scissors.
11:35Even if you find them, you're not gonna finish this.
11:38But...
11:38No, really.
11:41And later...
11:42Sorry.
11:48Well, what a strange man.
11:51Elizabeth.
11:52Huh?
11:53Elizabeth!
11:59No!
12:01No!
12:06It's a premiere of the Nuke Bikes video.
12:09Get the look wrong and it's death?
12:12I.
12:13Do.
12:13Not.
12:14Beige.
12:16Jeez.
12:16How can they put you in beige?
12:19Do you like the vibes?
12:20Yeah.
12:21Do you wanna be my date tonight?
12:24Yeah.
12:25There'll be cameras and shit there.
12:28You lens well.
12:30Yeah.
12:31Got time to get a look together?
12:34Yeah.
12:38Hey, Claire, listen.
12:40What's my best look?
12:41What?
12:42My best look?
12:43What about my edit, you dickwad?
12:45Hey, hey.
12:46I'm editing in my head, yeah?
12:51Get a look together, yeah?
12:52Those shades, yeah?
12:56I'm strides.
12:58Not those.
12:59Those.
13:05Get those later, yeah?
13:11Hey, Dan!
13:12Dan, preach!
13:14Oh, no.
13:15Nice buns!
13:17Yeah.
13:17You get that Stanley Knives?
13:18Uh...
13:19Yeah.
13:20What style?
13:22Uh...
13:24Geek...
13:25Pie.
13:27Geek Pie?
13:28Yeah.
13:29You are a godsend, preach.
13:31Thanks.
13:32You're nominating me!
13:33It's a what?
13:40Stanley Knives, yeah?
13:51Table eyes, yeah?
13:54What happened, man?
13:56Sit.
13:57Yeah, it's stale.
13:59What style?
14:00Big pie.
14:02Drawn.
14:03It's kind of long here, yeah, but short here, like it's been done at random, but if you
14:10look closely, you can see that it hasn't, except you can't tell that.
14:14Yeah.
14:14And it's got a few of these in you, yeah?
14:19A bit of paint.
14:20Lids.
14:21Yeah.
14:32Uh, Ā£20,000?
14:36Ā£20,000?
14:40Yes.
14:46I don't think we can do that.
14:53Well, you know this, this isn't, you know, um, tried to sort this out this morning, um,
14:59but the barber couldn't finish because, um, I killed his cat, and, um...
15:06You killed the barber's cat?
15:08By accident, yeah.
15:11So, that's not me.
15:18It's...
15:19Oh.
15:50This is an awesome fuckin' world.
15:59New fuckin' paradigm or what?
16:10Hey, the world changed, yeah?
16:22Hee-hee-hee.
16:28All right, Glen Fox?
16:30Quick one for a storm, Dave Perkins?
16:34What the fuck has happened to your head?
16:37Amazing, Clare, yeah.
16:38Today, ridicule. Tomorrow, really cool.
16:45All right, Dan?
16:48Oi! You done to your hair?
16:50What?
16:51The, uh, half-cut of paint?
16:55Ah...
16:55Yeah. I accidentally slept in some paint.
16:59And then I got half of it cut off.
17:02That's when I bumped into you.
17:03I pretended it was called a geek pie,
17:06and you called me a godsend.
17:09So...
17:09You just copied.
17:11No, I... No.
17:13It's...
17:13Cos...
17:14This is a look.
17:17This is a... This is a style.
17:19I've got some clippers.
17:21Yeah? Could I borrow them?
17:22No.
17:31Oh, my God.
17:35Oh, my God.
17:49Hey, babe.
17:50Hey.
17:52Shit.
17:54What?
17:58Oh, shit! Fuck! Don't go in there!
18:01What?
18:07Nathan?
18:09Excuse me. Can I help?
18:18Hey!
18:21It's fucking with your head, eh?
18:22Yeah.
18:23So, is this your look?
18:26Yeah.
18:27Do you want to buy that?
18:28Yeah.
18:30It's a bag.
18:32It fits.
18:34Los bandidos bolsos, right?
18:38What?
18:40You know, the Mexican street gang who wear bags on their head.
18:44Yeah, yeah.
18:46I need to scan the barcode.
18:49No.
18:51Can I have the bag?
18:52I can do it.
18:54Yes, Steve.
18:57See? Easy.
19:02I need to remove the security tag.
19:05It's the best bit.
19:08I need to take it off.
19:10I need to take it off.
19:14It will set the alarm off.
19:17Well, why do you think I want it?
19:21Duh.
19:22Duh.
19:24Come on, babe.
19:25You're a twat, mate.
19:26I need to get it off.
19:28You're a twat.
19:31You're a twat.
19:34I need to go.
19:35Oh, my God.
19:37You're a twat.
19:43You're a twat.
19:45You're a twat.
19:50I need to go.
19:53I can do it.
19:54I'll do it.
20:14Terrorists are gay
20:16Terrorists are gay
20:19Terrorists are gay
20:21It's on the ice
20:28Excuse me
20:39Excuse me
20:43Could you take the bag off your head, please?
20:45Shh
20:48It's in the way
20:49Terrorists are gay
20:51Terrorists are gay
20:53Terrorists are gay
20:55It's on the ice
21:01My wife can't see
21:03Who fucking...
21:06Please, I can't see
21:09Maybe you should take care of someone
21:12Please
21:14Take the bag off
21:15Shut up
21:23Get off him, bitch
21:24Get off him, bitch
21:25Terrorists are gay
21:27Terrorists are gay
21:30It's on the ice
21:31It's my look
21:32It's my look
21:33It's my look
21:33It's my look
21:34It's my look
21:35It's a look
21:42It's a look
21:46I can't see
21:50Shut up
21:50Please
21:54Get out
21:56Get out
21:57Get out
21:57Space invaders
22:00Space invaders
22:03Space invaders
22:05Game of invaders
22:07Terrorists
22:08Spaces
22:11Terrorists
22:13Terrorists
22:14Blacker crisps
22:15Can write MPs
22:19MP3s
22:20Get on your knees
22:22I've seen your vile
22:25Be like the US
22:27Make a fucking mess
22:30Be like the UK
22:31Fuck yourself gay
22:37Terrorists are gay
22:43Excuse me.
22:44Excuse me.
22:55We're from Tokyo Fashion Channel.
22:58What?
22:59We want to talk to you about your hair.
23:02Huh?
23:03Your hair is really cool.
23:05We want to talk to you about your hair.
23:07Oh.
23:10Uh, yeah.
23:13Uh, all right.
23:30Okay, it's called a Geek Pie, and I invented it.
23:33I basically wanted to create a new punch aesthetic.
23:36It's Johnny Rotten meets Jackson Pollard, yeah?
23:39Uh, you can check it out on my website, trashfat.com, yeah?
23:43I'm Nathan Barley.
23:44Watch the fuck out, Japan.
23:46Tokyo!
23:47Tokyo Geek News!
23:49No ideać§ć大ęµč”ć® Nathan Barley hairstyle!
23:51Konnichiwa, mama, Geek Pie!
23:54Geek Pie!
23:55Neighbor Barley, he's a fucking cool.ćććå½¼ć®ć¦ć§ććµć¤ć,
23:59trashfat.com. Peace and fuck believe!
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