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00:03Shhh, guys, it's been three days since the Saja boys evaporated from this world.
00:10Huh?
00:11And Plum Tricks?
00:13Well, we woke up one morning and suddenly turned into 90-year-old ladies.
00:19Okay.
00:25Wrinkles.
00:25Oh, my precious face investment.
00:27Where is Bobby when I need him?
00:31Meanwhile.
00:34Oh, my back that.
00:36Just gimme cake already.
00:38A few moments later.
00:40We must hit the streets and find Bobby for the antidote before all our teeth fall out.
00:45Move it, ladies.
00:47Wow.
00:47One hour later.
00:49At this speed, the antidote might expire before we arrive.
00:54Wow.
00:55Wait, am I hallucinating or is that actually...
00:58Yahoo!
00:59It's them.
01:00They're still young.
01:02Oh, my heart.
01:03Come to grandma, handsome boys.
01:05Eww.
01:07Why do I feel like my legs are controlled by Bluetooth?
01:10Huh?
01:10Do not question the program.
01:12Walk.
01:13Deliver.
01:14Exist.
01:15I do not remember buying this ring.
01:17I do not remember lifting this protein.
01:19Yet, here we are.
01:21Romantic protocol activated.
01:23Okay, let's go.
01:24They came for us.
01:26I knew romance would never forget me.
01:28Stand tall, Mira.
01:29My spine remembers love.
01:31Vaguely.
01:33Genu.
01:34After all these years, you're finally proposing to me.
01:37Oh, no.
01:40Any second now unless he's buffering.
01:50Meanwhile...
01:52Oh, my God!
01:59Obstacle eliminated.
02:01What are you doing?
02:03Stay back!
02:13Bye.
02:14Huh?
02:16Will you marry me, NPC number one?
02:19Yes, I will, NPC number two.
02:22Bruh.
02:23Gift accepted.
02:24Please smile.
02:25Protein for love and muscles.
02:27Wow!
02:29A few moments later.
02:31Ha.
02:32Ha.
02:33Thank you, sir.
02:35Eww.
02:37Meanwhile...
02:38You soulless NPCs!
02:40You dare trick this old lady!
02:42Woman chasing fools!
02:43Oh!
02:46System error?
02:47I'll show you a system error!
02:49How's that for a glitch, huh?
02:52Error.
02:52System hacked.
02:53Catch this, pretty boy!
02:56Why am I moonwalking!?
02:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
03:03Meanwhile...
03:06Why does it still hurt?
03:08Gums of justice, sweetheart.
03:10You!
03:17Ah! Turn and turn it off now!
03:21Meanwhile...
03:21I told you, this elderly simulation update is insanely realistic.
03:28Why is everyone laughing? This is not funny.
03:31Sorry, just imagined your face as a game NPC.
03:33An NPC? Seriously? You're the worst!
03:36Okay, okay, I'm sorry. It was just too funny.
03:38A few moments later...
03:40Ah! That wasn't a game! That was a nightmare!
03:41I swear I almost forgot this was real life!
03:44That was terrifying! Wait, do I really look that old?
03:46Relax. At least you still had hair in the simulation.
03:50Meanwhile...
03:51Genu, you seriously programmed NPCs to give gifts to random girls right in front of me?
03:56Ah...
03:57Wait! It was just a game!
03:59Ah!
04:00Huh?
04:01Lesson of the day, never trust technology. See you next time!
04:05Yay!
04:06Hello, everyone! Today we are officially conquering the water park!
04:10Wait! Let me fix my hair for three more seconds.
04:14A few moments later...
04:16Abby, is that bottle on your back water or a rocket?
04:19Power-boosting protein water!
04:21One sip and you can run away from me even if you drown!
04:24Baby, why are you bringing an army of rubber ducks with you?
04:28In case of rescue or attracting attention.
04:32Zoe, you brought a suitcase of snacks to go swimming?
04:35Oh, no! Looks like I brought the wrong suitcase of swimsuits!
04:39You're really clumsy!
04:41Mystery, you're looking at a map, not a horoscope, right?
04:45I don't know either. My hair covers it.
04:49Hey, if I spray this perfume on, will I get a discount on my ticket?
04:53No, but you will smell, hmm, better than the rest.
04:57Meera, are you wearing makeup to go swimming or to compete in a beauty pageant?
05:01Both. If I'm beautiful, the water will respect me.
05:05What?
05:05A few moments later...
05:07Roomie, can you lend me a bikini?
05:09Mm?
05:11Did you bring the wrong suitcase again?
05:14Genu, are you going swimming or are you casting for a romance drama male lead?
05:18I don't know. They just keep appearing and I can't stop.
05:21I'm going to drink protein so that when I fall in water, my muscles will still float.
05:27What?
05:34Baby, can you just bring a few ducks?
05:37No, I'm the leader of the Yellow Duck Army.
05:42Hello, I am the Duck Express driver carrying passengers with cuteness.
05:46Little friend, please slow down. The duckling behind can't keep up.
05:50Zoe, why are you wearing Christmas in the middle of summer?
05:53To create a surprise. But the biggest surprise for me is that it's too hot.
05:58Roomie, I was going to swim with this faster.
06:02So fast that you're going to splash water on your face?
06:09Do you want to eat sausage or do you want to eat my flirting first?
06:13Give me the sausage. As for the flirting, you keep it for later.
06:17Maybe I should close my eyes for a bit.
06:19What?
06:23Mystery, are you sure you want to slide?
06:25I can't see anything in front of me, but I like the feeling of danger.
06:35You're about to fall into the water and you're still wearing lipstick?
06:39The water can knock me down, but it can't knock my beauty down.
06:51Mira, your mascara is melting like an abstract painting.
06:55It's okay. I call this the enduring for beauty style.
06:59It's been a peaceful day, hasn't it, baby?
07:02Yeah, as long as my duck army doesn't rebel.
07:07Wait, let me kiss you higher.
07:09You came at the right time!
07:15Hi everyone! We're getting ready to head off on our new beach vlog trip.
07:19Who's as excited as I am?
07:20I brought super strength sunscreen.
07:21And I only brought my tolerance for the heat.
07:24Meanwhile...
07:24Sir, I'm afraid these might not be appropriate for travel.
07:28They're my beach buddies.
07:29You don't go swimming without rubber ducks.
07:32Meanwhile...
07:32And here's Mystery.
07:34Not exactly excited about the beach trip.
07:37But he's found the comfiest Scott in the airport.
07:40Meanwhile...
07:40Limit's 23 kilos, bro.
07:42You packed 43K.
07:43Are you going on vacation or competing in the Olympics?
07:46Why not both?
07:48Meanwhile...
07:49Hey guys, I'm sitting next to Genu.
07:51But wow, these seats are tight.
07:53Stop filming me, miss.
07:54I'm not part of your vlog.
07:55This flight's gonna feel real long.
07:57Few moments later...
07:59I bet no one's ever wondered this,
08:00but do you know what happens when you flush on a plane?
08:02I hope there's no one down there
08:04because it's gonna turn into a public shower.
08:06There's no protein in this meal.
08:08I need fuel.
08:09Sir, this is an airplane, not a gym.
08:14We are getting bored.
08:16We just wanted to see how the plane works.
08:19This is the cockpit, not a playground.
08:21Get out!
08:22The captain let we fly the plane.
08:25Worst decision ever.
08:28Ready for the beach.
08:29Masks on, moods perfect.
08:31I wanted to sit next to Zoe, not Shark Clown over here.
08:38All right, guys, quick update.
08:39We're spinning like a smoothie,
08:40but I'm still vlogging
08:42because content never dies, unlike us, maybe.
08:46Few moments later...
08:48Thank goodness, we're safe.
08:49But where are the other 70 passengers?
08:51Oh, they just went for a swim.
08:53Totally fine.
08:54Probably.
08:56Romance.
08:56Care to explain what that is?
08:58It's survival fashion.
08:59Coconut armor, leaf design.
09:01Call me Tarzan Deluxe, warrior of the jungle.
09:04Shoo, kid.
09:05It's not playtime.
09:07Zoe, they don't look friendly.
09:09And kind of hungry.
09:11Relax, Mira.
09:12Everything's under control.
09:14While everyone's trying to survive,
09:16this guy's just snacking.
09:18Relax, bro.
09:19Have some chips.
09:20Unless you're scared of carbs.
09:25I thought the fish here were vegan.
09:28He's officially gone vegan now.
09:31Bananas and coconuts.
09:33The only ones that don't chase me away.
09:35Few moments later...
09:37They didn't see us!
09:42At least the lighting's perfect for the vlog.
09:45Before you stands the face of two desperate castaways.
09:47That's the third time today.
09:49Maybe if someone screamed louder.
09:51Oh, sure.
09:52You want me to scream louder?
09:53Baby came up with a plan to survive.
09:55Swim back to the mainland.
09:56Genius, right?
09:57Simple plan's the best plan.
09:59It's called efficiency.
10:01We actually built a raft.
10:03Four hours of sweat and tears later.
10:06And we are escaping this island.
10:08Help us!
10:09We're here!
10:10Oh!
10:12We're here!
10:14We're finally saved.
10:16Back to civilization.
10:17No more sand or wild animals.
10:19I'm spending an entire day on the toilet.
10:21This is the man who rescued us, Bobby.
10:23I didn't know we owned a yacht.
10:25Must have made a fortune from concerts, huh?
10:27You guys are my most valuable treasure.
10:29Looks like they're relaxing and sunbathing.
10:32Let's see who turns into a tomato first.
10:37Meanwhile...
10:38Relax a bit.
10:39Why are you always working out?
10:41Survival matters, but discipline comes first.
10:45Meanwhile...
10:46Look!
10:46I found a giant bag of corn.
10:48Wow!
10:49Do you even know how to use a microwave?
10:51Of course I do.
10:52I'm not stupid.
10:53I'm not stupid.
10:56Woo!
11:02Let me drive this yacht.
11:03I'll be the best captain ever.
11:06Huh?
11:07More like the captain of disaster.
11:10We're gonna crash!
11:11Eugh!
11:12No!
11:20Haha!
11:21Wow, Bobby.
11:22What an amazing captain.
11:23I think it'll be a while before you can afford another yacht.
11:29Thanks for saving us.
11:32Guess this trip will be unforgettable.
11:35Wait, what about the guys?
11:36What?
11:37Hi, everyone.
11:38Today I'm gonna find Zoe and Mira so we can chat a bit.
11:41Ooh!
11:41Wait.
11:42I think I just saw something super shocking.
11:44Huh?
11:45Ugh.
11:49Ugh.
11:51This is crazy.
11:53I think Mystery and Genu are pregnant.
11:56I need to find Zoe and Mira right now.
11:59A few moments later.
12:01Breaking news.
12:02I just saw Mystery and Genu in the dining hall and their stomachs look like they're pregnant.
12:07No wonder I've been suspicious these past few days.
12:09Really?
12:10Tell me what happened.
12:11That day, I saw Genu and Mystery sneaking into Romance's room like they were hiding something shady.
12:17Ugh.
12:18Hmm.
12:19I'm not really sure.
12:22Nothing.
12:23Nothing at all.
12:24Mira, what are you looking at?
12:26Go back to your room.
12:27Ugh.
12:29This is just men's business.
12:40Romance is definitely the father of Mystery and Genu's unborn baby.
12:45Wait.
12:46The other day, I also saw Abby with a big belly.
12:49Huh?
12:49Buying baby clothes at the supermarket.
12:51Oh my god.
13:00Then it's certain that Abby is having a baby with Baby.
13:03Last week, I saw them arguing in the living room.
13:06Could it be that Baby is denying the baby?
13:08Oh no.
13:08I am so sick of this.
13:10I cannot believe you would do that.
13:12Me!
13:13You are the one who started this whole mess.
13:16Oh.
13:18Oh.
13:21Abby is calling me.
13:22What's happening?
13:24Abby just called me.
13:26He told me to come to his room right now.
13:29A few moments later.
13:31Abby, what's happening?
13:34My stomach hurts so badly.
13:36Can you call me a ride to the hospital?
13:38Huh?
13:39A few moments later.
13:40Maybe the baby is coming.
13:43Hang in there, Abbyster.
13:45I'll take care of you and the baby.
13:48What's happening next?
13:50Mystery and Genu are calling me.
13:52Ugh.
13:53Are we about to welcome a new member?
13:56A few moments later.
13:58Don't worry.
13:59Both of you will be fine.
14:00Just breathe steadily.
14:02It hurts, but I can handle it.
14:04It hurts, but I can handle it.
14:05One hour later.
14:07Doctor, is the baby okay?
14:09What baby?
14:11He just has a worm inside his stomach.
14:14Huh?
14:15Oh my gosh.
14:16This is what was inside his stomach?
14:23Abby, you need more fiber for better digestion.
14:31I prepared the cutest baby clothes.
14:37One hour later.
14:38There is no baby.
14:40Both of them just ate too much greasy food and gained weight.
14:44What did you just say, doctor?
14:46My girlfriend just dumped me.
14:49Because she likes Abby's body more.
14:54Come on.
14:55I'll take you to romance.
14:56He has something that can help.
14:58Genu, take this.
15:00This will make your body more toned.
15:03Mystery, you can use it too.
15:28New vlog, everyone.
15:29We finally made it to Kiwi Park Thriller.
15:31And of course, Abby's already making a scene.
15:34Can we just act like we don't know him?
15:36Meanwhile.
15:37Guys, we just got here.
15:40And I already love first ride.
15:46Sir, step aside.
15:48This isn't a ride.
15:49It's a metal detector.
15:51Exactly.
15:52That's why I brought extra metal.
15:54You can't enjoy a metal detector without it.
15:57Run, mystery.
15:59Save your metal, man.
15:59Come on, man.
16:04Meanwhile...
16:05So, your name is Baby Hay?
16:08Yeah, that's actually his real name.
16:10Hmm.
16:11Hmm.
16:12I'm sorry, but kids under 12 aren't allowed on 90% of our rides.
16:17Huh?
16:18Meanwhile...
16:18We're about to ride the tornado.
16:20Abby said he'd only come if he got the biggest cotton candy in the whole park.
16:25All right, new plan.
16:27You go on the rides, and I'll stick with romance on the safe ones.
16:31Meanwhile...
16:31The guys were right.
16:33The park is amazing.
16:35The second ride is even better than the metal detector.
16:43I've never felt such emotions before.
16:45I bet the cow wins.
16:47But dude, if you beat that thing, I'll bring every bit of metal from the junkyard.
16:53This can't be tougher than sprinting past a guard with a backpack full of iron.
16:59All right, let's do this.
17:03Run.
17:09Whoa!
17:12I think I'm seeing stars.
17:15Meanwhile...
17:15Look like Baby is finally allowed on all the rides.
17:20Probably his first and last one.
17:23Sir, please sit properly.
17:25That is not safe for anyone.
17:27Relax, I will do it once the ride starts.
17:32Ah!
17:38So, Baby, had enough rides for today?
17:41Enough?
17:41I just started.
17:42I'm going for the catapult next.
17:44I want to see the whole park from space.
17:46Be angry in three, two, one.
17:52I refuse to go on anything made for toddlers.
17:55I have standards.
17:56Sir, you don't have a choice.
17:58You're blacklisted from all regular...
18:01Meanwhile...
18:01I can't find my friends, so I'm surviving on instinct now.
18:05North should be somewhere near the hot dogs, but I'm totally not panicking.
18:13Hey!
18:13I've been looking all over for you.
18:16A few moments later...
18:17Hey, everyone!
18:18Welcome back to the Park What?
18:20Today's adventure is just getting started.
18:23Let's see what kind of chaos we'll find.
18:26Okay, okay.
18:27Note to self.
18:28Never press the big red button again.
18:30It was supposed to start the ride, not barbecue it.
18:33So, yeah.
18:34Our fun day at the park turned into an action movie.
18:37Best ride ever.
18:38Zero stars for safety, though.
18:39Next time, I'm wearing a helmet.
18:40And a fireproof suit.
18:42All right, guys.
18:43That's it for today's vlog.
18:44Definitely not how we planned it, but hey, at least no one got roasted.
18:47Speak for yourself.
18:48I think my shirt's officially medium rare.
18:53What was that?
18:55I swear I just heard a noise downstairs.
18:58Okay, everyone.
18:58It's 2 a.m. right now.
19:00There are noises downstairs.
19:01It could be a ghost or a real thief.
19:04This vlog will be the evidence.
19:05A few moments later.
19:08The sound is getting closer, everyone.
19:11It seems to be coming from the kitchen.
19:14I don't see anyone.
19:18Could there really be ghosts in the world?
19:34All right.
19:35I'll play with him for a bit.
19:36Step 1.
19:38Slippery justice.
19:39If he comes up here, he will slip and fall and break his teeth.
19:44A few moments later.
19:53No way.
19:54He's still here.
19:58All right.
19:59If he comes back, he's getting a metal concert.
20:02Once he opens this door, the show begins.
20:06Mira, there's a burglar in my house.
20:08I don't have much time.
20:10Please call the police for me.
20:11Stay calm, Rumi.
20:13I'll call the police right now and head to your place.
20:15Meanwhile, when I get you, you're going to pay for this.
20:25A few moments later.
20:28Rumi, I'm coming to save you.
20:37You're still vlogging right now?
20:40Content never dies.
20:42But where's the police?
20:46This is bad.
20:48I need to get out of here.
20:50Stop!
20:51Surrender!
20:55Keep moving forward.
20:58This is the scariest vlog I've ever filmed.
21:01We're safe now.
21:02How long are you going to hold that stick?
21:06Hey, guys.
21:07I found something crazy.
21:11Zoe's hiding something.
21:12Her belly looks bigger.
21:14Meanwhile...
21:14Maybe Zoe's been eating too many discounted snacks from the supermarket.
21:19Don't worry.
21:20I'll help her burn it off at the gym tomorrow.
21:22It's not the supermarket snacks like you think.
21:25Yeah, you die.
21:26It's a baby bump.
21:28I investigated it.
21:31Wait.
21:32Where did that sound come from?
21:37One hour later.
21:39Oh, no.
21:41Have I turned into a monster?
21:43Told you.
21:44If I'm wrong, I'll clean the bathroom for a year.
21:47So, who's the baby's father?
21:50Is it one of the Saja Boy members?
21:54Maybe.
21:56Flashback.
21:57I saw it with my own eyes.
21:59Genu's kissing Zoe in the living room.
22:03And I saw romance secretly trying to open Zoe's door.
22:11So, who's really the father of Zoe's baby?
22:14What do you guys think?
22:18Meanwhile...
22:18My stomach hurts.
22:19Something's wrong inside.
22:22I'll call Genu right now.
22:25It takes nine months to have a baby, Twoh.
22:28Zoe and I just started dating yesterday.
22:31Then, who's the father?
22:33All right, everyone.
22:35Don't panic, Zoe.
22:36This vlog just turned into an emergency movie.
22:41One hour later.
22:43We're waiting for Zoe outside, and Mira's got some cute dresses ready.
22:48Mira, do you even know what newborns wear?
22:50I want the baby to be as beautiful as me.
22:55Doctor, where's the baby?
22:57There's no baby.
22:59Only a worm.
23:10Flashback.
23:11I remember now.
23:12Once, Zoe ate a peach with a worm on it.
23:17Protein, right?
23:19Roomie?
23:20You're still filming a vlog?
23:21Go clean the toilet like you said.
23:23Wait.
23:25I was just kidding.
23:27Few moments later.
23:28This is the punishment for gossip lovers, everyone.
23:33I'll still post my daily vlog for you guys.
23:36Meanwhile...
23:37The punishment for mystery is...
23:39I'm cutting all his hair off.
23:41What?
23:41What?
23:42Whoa!
23:42Ha ha ha ha!
23:44Ha!
23:44Ha!
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