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00:02Hi vloggers! Today our team is attending a secret costume party in the wildest swamp city ever!
00:07Time to dress up and cause some chaos!
00:09Are you literally eating your own hair?
00:11Relax! The braids are made of raspberry gummy candy. Practical cosplay!
00:14Behold! The idol beauty has arrived to purify this gloomy swamp with pure sparkle power!
00:19Kira Kira!
00:20Tarzan fueled by 100% protein has arrived!
00:22Please stand back. I refuse to get swamp mud on my vampire evening cape.
00:26Make way! The mighty duck emperor is arriving!
00:30Hula!
00:31Hula!
00:32Hula!
00:36Wow. Mystery, your crocodile costume budget is insane this year.
00:40Huh? Genu called me? I'm a mosquito tonight, remember?
00:45If Mystery is a mosquito, then that alligator is 100% real!
00:49Run!
00:50Okay, that's not a costume!
00:52Why is it faster than us?
00:56Oh!
00:57Next time I swear I'm cosplaying as a poor guy with short clothes!
01:00Ah!
01:01Ah! The crocodile wants duck for dinner!
01:03Somebody deflate this costume now!
01:05Stand back everyone! The jungle punch is about to go live!
01:10Aaaaaaah!
01:11Aaaaaaah!
01:12Aaaah!
01:12F**k! In the name of anime idol justice, I punish you! See Sonia! Reptile insurance!
01:18Aaaaah!
01:19Aaaaaah!
01:20Aaaaah!
01:21Okay! Magic claim canceled! Run everybody!
01:23Aaaaah!
01:24Aaaaah!
01:25Aaaaaah!
01:26Aaaaah!
01:32Aaaaah!
01:37go party over there you chunky lizard
01:40i swear starting tomorrow i'm only cosplaying as a rock my 200 candy hair the crocodile literally
01:56ate my hairstyle hey everyone welcome to survival lessons with roomie today barbecue basics i'm
02:01ready for the lesson great let's start with grilling rule number one wear light practical clothes giant
02:05costumes and super long hair while trapping crocodiles love slow runners second rule never
02:10bring flashy lights or sweet smelling snacks near wild watereders and rule number three if a wild
02:16animal gets close make a huge metallic noise to scare it away beauty routines are fine but staying
02:22alive is still the most important skin care tip ladies happy costume festival everyone bye bye
02:32that was the worst snack choice in jungle history hello everyone today's vlog episode is about
02:39watching our genius inventor mystery create another legendary invention wait a second this door looks
02:46kind of familiar isn't this like noramond's magical door it is this magical door can take us anywhere we
02:53want literally anywhere wow you're incredible mystery then let's invite everyone and go to hawaii right now
03:00let's go let's go
03:06why why did you bring us to the arctic and where did the others go
03:09ok ok maybe there was a tiny calibration error just a microscopic one
03:12everyone please stay calm calmed down ruby stop right there mystery how dare you trick us oh my god
03:22Mystery is such a scammer. His ridiculous invention just sent us to the desert to become
03:28BBQ meat. I want to catch some fish to make dinner and apologize to everyone. Can you
03:34help me punch a hole in the ice? Sure, I'll help. After this, maybe you should stop inventing
03:42things and start training like me. Did I just catch a frozen fish?
03:51How are we supposed to eat a fish that's frozen solid like this?
03:59This cactus shade really helps me avoid the scorching sun. But why does my back suddenly
04:06hurt?
04:06Genu, are you dumb? You just needed the shade. Why lean directly on the cactus?
04:12Yeah, I guess I am dumb.
04:16Oh no, this was the only duck I had to play with.
04:21Ooh. Perfect.
04:23Hey. Oh my god.
04:27Beauty comes first.
04:30For forever.
04:33Damn it.
04:35Welcome to Abby's Arctic Gym. Come and experience the coolest workout ever.
04:41Don't come any closer. Please spare me. I'm already exhausted.
04:48I need hot water for instant noodles.
04:52I wonder how long this method will take.
04:55It took two hours just to boil this water.
04:59Oh no, it's so cold while even boiling water freezes.
05:03Wow!
05:05Once I finish this igloo, I'll invite everyone inside.
05:08Ding ding ding!
05:09Except mystery.
05:10Thank goodness, there's a house to hide from here!
05:16I tripped and fell!
05:17I didn't do it on purpose, Ruby!
05:20Stop right there!
05:21Do you know how hard I worked to build that igloo?
05:24A few moments later.
05:31This feels like heaven in the middle of the desert.
05:38Huh?
05:39Wasn't I just at the oasis?
05:41Just relax and enjoy yourself, my dear.
05:43Wow!
05:46Mmm.
05:47It's perfect, thank you.
05:49Come closer, baby.
05:52I want a kiss.
05:56Where did the fruit and the beautiful girl go?
05:59Ouch, that hurts.
06:01A seafood feast in the middle of the desert?
06:04Ah, this is amazing!
06:06Aw!
06:10Wait, I was eating lobster, wasn't I?
06:14I don't eat scorpions!
06:17Wow!
06:17Pretty hot, huh?
06:19Time for a swim.
06:21Even desert heat is nothing when you've got water.
06:24Water!
06:24Stop!
06:26Woohoo!
06:27Yeah!
06:28NANI?!
06:33Young ladies and gentlemen, do you need any help?
06:41Yes!
06:42Please help us!
06:43Please help us!
06:44They lent us camels to get back home.
06:47But once we're home?
06:49Mmm.
06:50Mystery is gonna pay for scamming us.
06:55Is anyone there?
06:57Please help us!
06:59Wow!
07:03We were lucky a plane rescued us.
07:06But Mystery won't be so lucky when we get home.
07:08I'm really sorry.
07:11Good morning, guys!
07:13Another perfect day heading to school!
07:15Whoa!
07:16Hey, little friend!
07:17He's chasing a duck!
07:19Meanwhile...
07:28Today's vlog opens with our very own Mudman Baby!
07:33Ohhhhhhh!
07:36A few moments later...
07:38What?
07:39Oh no!
07:41Is that smell?
07:46Why would you try to impress your crush with a smell like this?
07:51I...
07:51Really messed up.
07:53Huh?
07:54Move!
07:55I'm washing baby right now!
08:03You seriously need a proper bath.
08:06This is a biological hazard.
08:10Meanwhile...
08:11What?
08:12Careful!
08:14Don't let that gum touch my million dollar drawing!
08:17Relax!
08:18It's under control!
08:19Okay vlog, watch this!
08:21Huh?
08:24Uh...
08:25That was not the trick!
08:27A few moments later...
08:31If we're talking history...
08:33This is exactly where it started!
08:36Huh?
08:37Perfect!
08:37No one's gonna notice!
08:43A few moments later...
08:45A few moments later...
08:47I'm literally glued to this chair!
08:49Help me!
08:49Bruh!
08:50One!
08:51Two!
08:51Huh?
08:52Three!
08:52Yeah!
08:53Yahoo!
08:55Oh no!
08:57Abby!
08:57My favorite skirt is officially injured!
09:01Who's paying for emotional damage?
09:03Bruh!
09:04Meanwhile...
09:05Hey!
09:06Oh...
09:06Can you grab that backpack on the right for me?
09:08Huh?
09:15Oh my god!
09:18AAAAAAAAHHHHH!
09:19One!
09:20Hour!
09:20Later!
09:21Loser buys karaoke for the winner!
09:23Okay!
09:23Deal?
09:24Deal!
09:25Warm up your singing voice!
09:26Okay let's go!
09:33What?
09:34What?
09:35Don't blink!
09:36Wait!
09:37What?
09:38What?
09:39What?
09:42Don't blink!
09:43Oh no!
09:44A few moments later...
09:55Whoa!
10:01What?
10:02What was that?
10:03Something's wrong with the water!
10:06Anyone brave enough to perform at the year-end party?
10:10Yay!
10:12We're R-E-Eddie!
10:15The next day!
10:17Apples are expensive now!
10:19Huh?
10:19Eat a banana!
10:20A few moments later...
10:23Oh my god!
10:24Now no one can compete with me for the prettiest idol anymore!
10:29Rumi!
10:36Wait for me!
10:38Oh my god Rumi!
10:40Why are you sleeping without a blanket?
10:42Aren't you cold?
10:48Huh?
10:53Ewww!
10:54I might have eaten too much shrimp paste this morning!
10:59Oh no no no no!
11:04So...
11:05Yeah!
11:06That day's the end of today's vlog!
11:09Bye!
11:11What?!
11:12Should we shut this down?
11:14Bruh!
11:15Is this a play?
11:16Or a horror movie?
11:20Operation Buttered Popcorn begins!
11:22Snacks here cost more than Genu's life, so tonight...
11:25We go big!
11:28Why does this line feel like a sauna with popcorn trauma?
11:31Uh huh!
11:31Look at this formation!
11:32So natural!
11:33Natural like freshly resurrected zombies!
11:35Huh?
11:36Flashback!
11:37Mom's baby craves protein today!
11:40Bless him!
11:40Four and a half kilos!
11:42With wings and a beak!
11:45Meanwhile...
11:46100% natural muscles!
11:47Made of air!
11:48Behold the legendary snack man armor!
11:50Wow!
11:55A few moments later...
11:59What?!
12:00Hydraulic robot leg technology!
12:03Boosts my height and keeps me hydrated!
12:05Genius, right?
12:10Marie Antoinette Royal style!
12:12Elegant, luxurious, and secretly delicious!
12:16Bruh!
12:17Meanwhile...
12:18French gentleman style!
12:19But I think I've permanently lost the ability to sit!
12:23Ohhhhh!
12:25Keep joking like that and you'll experience our special anti-stupidity discipline!
12:29Last warning!
12:31Final boss unlocked!
12:33Security Bobby, a nose sharper than a trained police dog!
12:36Okay!
12:36One hour later...
12:38Ah!
12:39Watch out!
12:39Pregnant lady coming through!
12:41My baby is kicking!
12:42He wants to watch cartoons!
12:45Hey!
12:46Careful!
12:46I'm pregnant!
12:47That thing better not scan my baby!
12:49Ma'am, it's just a routine scan!
12:51Please hold still!
12:52Okay, but be gentle!
12:53All clear!
12:54You're good to go!
12:55Meanwhile...
12:56Oh no!
12:57The duck escaped!
12:58Officer, please catch my duck!
12:59Huh?
13:03Hey!
13:04Stay right there!
13:05I can't, Bobby!
13:06I have to get through!
13:07The duck!
13:08Get back here!
13:10What was that?
13:11My, uh, belly.
13:13Lucky baby, huh?
13:14Tough little kid already!
13:18I swear, this is how confident people walk now.
13:21What kind of walking style is this?
13:24Oh no!
13:25Too many chest workouts?
13:27Got your armpits permanently locked?
13:28Yahoo!
13:30Meanwhile...
13:31Hey there, handsome!
13:32My leg's just a little sore.
13:34Soccer injury.
13:35Move along!
13:36Quickly!
13:36Wow!
13:40A noble sacrifice for the greater good!
13:44Please enjoy, little warrior!
13:47The dog was hungry!
13:48So what was that all about?
13:49The dog was hungry.
13:51Hungry?
13:52It was causing a scene!
13:54I'm pretty sure it was about to mark my leg as territory!
13:57Bruh!
13:57A few moments later...
13:59Inspection cleared!
14:00Now we wait for the movie and absolutely destroy the snack stash!
14:03Yes!
14:04I'm starving!
14:05Me too!
14:06These snacks better be worth it!
14:07They will be, trust me!
14:09A few moments later...
14:13Just the 4D movie experience!
14:18Abbie, be careful!
14:20One more explosion and I'll have to inject you!
14:23These crumbs are a perfect breeding ground for microorganisms!
14:29Who needs popcorn when you've got a full chicken?
14:32This is what I call premium cinema dining!
14:36It's fast food time!
14:38If there's roast chicken, cola is mandatory!
14:44Hey!
14:45This isn't my fault!
14:46I swear the chihuahua barking earlier scared the cola into crying!
14:52Meanwhile...
14:54Whoa!
14:55Hey!
14:55I'm not stealing chocolate, it's just...
14:57Emergency snacks!
14:58Huh?
15:00Seriously, Genu?
15:01This is a movie night, not a soda waterfall!
15:05A few moments later...
15:07I'm sorry folks, but snacks from outside are a no-go!
15:10The movie's exclusive, just like our popcorn!
15:13Oh no!
15:14So yeah, today's lesson...
15:16Enjoy the movie, but leave the snacks to the cinema!
15:19Trust me, your clothes will thank you!
15:23Okay, today is officially the worst day ever!
15:26I just found out Genu cheated!
15:29So yeah, I'm not going home!
15:30I'm gonna war!
15:32Zoe, please!
15:33Just give me a chance to explain!
15:35I know I hurt you, but I promise I'll make it right!
15:39Don't shut me out!
15:40Zoe, you did the right thing!
15:42Strong boundaries!
15:44Clear mind!
15:45As for Genu...
15:46Actions have consequences!
15:48A few moments later...
15:50Team!
15:51It's time!
15:52Shoes on!
15:53Attitude locked!
15:53We ride!
15:55Genu is terrible!
15:57Genu is terrible!
15:58Genia!
15:58Genu is terrible!
16:01Genu is terrible!
16:03Genu is terrible!
16:04Genu is terrible!
16:05Genu is terrible!
16:06Why, Genu?
16:08Why would you betray me like this?
16:09Oh no!
16:10What, betray you?
16:11I just got baptized without warning!
16:15Genu is terrible!
16:15You're a jerk, Genu!
16:16A certified premium grade jerk!
16:18Rumi, don't worry!
16:19If he lies, I'll make sure his dating privileges are permanently revoked!
16:22Wait!
16:22What kind of meat is this!?
16:24This is not what you think!
16:26There is no betrayal here!
16:27Huh?
16:28I swear!
16:28If I betrayed anyone, I'd at least remember doing it!
16:31Really?
16:32Meanwhile...
16:33Wow, what's going on here?
16:36Is this a reunion, or did I miss the MO for a surprise drama club?
16:42Blaine it, right now!
16:43Why did you cheat on me and confess your feelings to Zoe?
16:46I didn't confess to anyone.
16:47I can barely confess my coffee order.
16:50Zoe, please.
16:51I swear it was gravity, not betrayal.
16:54I'll buy you another drumstick, two, three, just please don't shave my head.
16:58Meanwhile...
16:59Wait, so he didn't steal it?
17:00Oh no, I totally prepared my angry speech for nothing.
17:04Wow, we almost started a chicken war for free.
17:08A few moments later...
17:10Yeah, he grabbed it, slipped, and boom, chicken tragedy.
17:13Also, this is the last drumstick.
17:16Sorry, not sorry.
17:18Meanwhile...
17:19This is ridiculous, look at this mess.
17:21You guys are so jealous, it's not even funny.
17:23Now I'm soaked, thanks to your brilliant idea.
17:27Next time you can deal with this.
17:29I'm sorry, my temper got the best of me.
17:32I misunderstood, and I was wrong.
17:37Do you think...
17:38If I dig it up right now, the bacteria already ate all the protein?
17:41I mean, five second rule, right?
17:45Fine, let's give it some topping so it won't feel lonely in the afterlife.
17:49Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
17:51Oh my god!
17:53One hour later...
17:55Boom cha cha, boom boom cha, may your soul ascend.
18:01Crispy kickin'.
18:02Crispy fried chicken.
18:05Meanwhile...
18:07Stop!
18:08Don't cry, roomie.
18:09That jerk never deserved you anyway.
18:12What?
18:14Launcher!
18:15Huh?
18:30What the hell is this?
18:37My face ain't my precious face!
18:40Eww!
18:43You'll pay for this!
18:44How dare you disturb my wife's remains!
18:48Meanwhile...
18:49Chicken glorious crunchy chicken.
18:51Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
18:54Ah!
18:55I'm allergic to dirty cats!
18:57Get off me, you furball!
18:59Ah!
18:59Why won't you let go?
19:01This is a nightmare!
19:02Help!
19:03Bruh!
19:04Don't run from me, beautiful protein!
19:06Abby!
19:07It's not even real food!
19:08Real or not, I'm still eating it!
19:10You're chasing a bubble!
19:11A delicious bubble!
19:13A few moments later...
19:15Even my flowers gave up on love!
19:18Breaks?
19:20Where are the breaks?
19:22Huh?
19:23Yes!
19:24The romantic date!
19:25Don't forget to like and subscribe to see if we survive today!
19:28Bye!
19:32Meanwhile...
19:32Meanwhile...
19:33Help!
19:33It's trying to stay!
19:34Well, lazy!
19:35Oh!
19:37Oh!
19:40Oh!
19:40Oh!
19:42Groceries!
19:43Why am I babysitting two full-sized toddlers with credit cards?
19:46I'm not a toddler!
19:46I'm a limited edition adult!
19:48Limited edition!
19:49Yeah, limited patience!
19:50Whoa!
19:51Whoa!
19:51Look!
19:52The duck queen is here!
19:53The what?
19:54Where?
19:55Fair!
19:55This card is mine!
19:56I am the king of speed!
19:59Hot fair!
20:00Boom!
20:01Ooh!
20:01Genu is bullying me!
20:03I demand a refund on friendship and a full-cart custody agreement!
20:07A few moments later...
20:09Order!
20:10I'll use this card as my warm-up dumbbell!
20:12Cool!
20:13Wee!
20:13Cool, cool, cool!
20:14Totally normal grocery day!
20:15Yahoo!
20:16Woohoo!
20:17Step right up!
20:18Today's special, pink milk!
20:20It's like a hug, but lactose approved!
20:22One sip and you'll walk out feeling 12% happier and 83% more dramatic!
20:26That's science!
20:27Gentlemen, today's free sample, back to childhood milk!
20:29Side effects include glowing skin and quest flavoring!
20:31If I turn into a toddler, you're carrying me to the checkout!
20:33A few moments later...
20:37Strawberries!
20:37It's delicious!
20:38If this makes me younger, I'm redoing every exam!
20:41Uh...
20:41Did this milk just reboot my childhood, or am I having a strawberry-flavored crisis?
20:45If my pupils get any bigger, they're gonna need their own shopping cart!
20:48Does it say back to childhood, or back to the void?
20:51I have never felt so hydrated and so disrespected.
20:54Do we get a loyalty card for emotional damage?
20:57Meanwhile...
20:58What the heck is that?
20:59Did the supermarket just unlock a forbidden DLC?
21:05OOOOH!
21:05Pick up the baby!
21:06Pick up the baby!
21:08Huh?
21:09This aisle is emotionally unsafe!
21:12OOOOH!
21:14Come back here, tiny yellow traitor!
21:17OOOOH!
21:19Oh my gosh, this is adorable!
21:21Time to practice being a mom!
21:22Get in the cart, my babies!
21:24Yaaaaaay!
21:25This is humiliating.
21:27I want my dignity back, and maybe a snack.
21:30BRUH!
21:31Help me! These aunties have completely lost their minds!
21:37One hour later.
21:39Let's test your reflexes instead of my patience.
21:43Wait, protein is for drinking, not face training.
21:47There, there. Have this fish as a pet. It doesn't talk back.
21:50Why is it staring at me like that?
21:53Why is my soul cold? My teeth are filing a complaint!
21:56You weren't supposed to eat it.
21:58Meanwhile...
21:59So, Alex, if Beauty were produce, you'd be the freshest apple in-
22:02Wait, is that crying? That sounds expensive!
22:05Are you beautiful ladies raising babies?
22:07May I volunteer as the godfather?
22:09Back off, you cheesy soap opera hero!
22:15Eat it, son! And grow big and strong!
22:19Nope!
22:23So I told him, like, no way!
22:26Baby, you did it!
22:29Gotcha.
22:30I can't believe you!
22:31You two are ridiculous.
22:34You little demon!
22:35Give me back my hair!
22:39Meanwhile...
22:42Yes, it's faster!
22:44Go faster!
22:45We're flying!
22:45Best ride ever!
22:47Don't stop!
22:48Again!
22:48Again!
22:49Stop that cart!
22:51It's heading straight for the toilet paper tower!
22:53Why is it always toilet paper?
22:57Why is it snowing indoors?
22:59I did not sign up for soft destruction!
23:01I see... eight ceiling lights?
23:03Is that normal?
23:04If this is a pillow fight, I'm losing badly.
23:08What just happened?
23:10Why does my mouth taste like powdered milk?
23:12Why am I wearing a d-
23:15Congratulations!
23:16You've unlocked the cleaning level!
23:18Oh no!
23:19A few moments later...
23:21Never drink mysterious stuff from strangers, guys!
23:23Bye-bye!
23:24Can we at least get hazard pay for this?
23:26Do I cry to go...
23:26I guess!
23:26I can't wait for it...
23:26If we try to show up...
23:27If you lose...
23:27You can't wait...
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