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00:10Let's get into it. Welcome.
00:12Guys, there we be!
00:13This week our islanders let rip...
00:16What am I doing here?
00:17...in more ways than one.
00:20Oh, it smells of fart in here.
00:24Broke down language barriers.
00:27You guys have terrible, dirty minds.
00:29That's what happens in the UK.
00:31It was enough to make you go grey.
00:33You have one grey hair, can I plug it?
00:36So we're unleashing a torrent of...
00:42Heart-stopping...
00:44Chickens are the scariest things in the world.
00:47Jaw-dropping...
00:49These are so strange.
00:51Unseen action that deserves a huge round of applause.
00:55Woo!
00:58This is Love Island All-Star's Unseen Birds!
01:02Hey!
01:03Celebrate!
01:04Celebrate!
01:05How do you wet your bum?
01:07You know what I mean?
01:22That weather last night was ridiculous.
01:24I'm sure lightning hit the roof.
01:25Mate, I'm sure this whole building, like, rocked.
01:27Yeah, lightning hit the roof.
01:28I was actually, like, scared.
01:29Yes, the villa has been in the eye of the storm this week.
01:32It's all Scott's fault.
01:34It's all Scott's fault.
01:36It's all Scott's fault.
01:38It's all Scott's fault.
01:39It's all Scott's fault.
01:42Storm Scott rocked the villa.
01:48I'm over it.
01:49That's that done.
01:50We're done.
01:51It looks you don't want anyone else.
01:52I stand by my decision.
01:53We're divorced.
01:55This is not about you.
01:57It's always a bully.
01:58What's going on out there?
01:59Really?
02:00Why are you confused?
02:01Scott and Belle?
02:03No.
02:04Oh, Scott and Belle.
02:05Secret Garden is crazy work.
02:07We'd have great-looking kids.
02:10That girl put me through hell.
02:11No, no, no, no.
02:12She's literally done the exact same to you.
02:14I can't help but feel that vibe.
02:16And I don't want this to be behind your back.
02:18I'm over it.
02:19You've cried to her about your situation.
02:21I know.
02:22And she's gone and done the work.
02:23And she's there going, oh, we've flirted since day one.
02:25Me and Sean flirted since day one.
02:27We flirted around the villa the entire time in here.
02:29It's a mess.
02:30I'm over it.
02:31I'm over it.
02:33Hey, Leanne, wakey, wakey.
02:35Leave the storm.
02:36Time's behind as it's time for Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits.
02:40OK, thank you.
02:44We're here to shine sunlight on the forgotten moments from the villa via a torrent of unseen action.
02:53Although we may still have some high winds.
02:56Oh, my God.
02:57Oh, my God.
02:58Oh, it smells a fart in here.
03:01And spinning tornadoes.
03:04But we are here to lift you off your feet before dropping you back down again.
03:09So hunker down for a hurricane of hilarious hand-picked bits that got lost in the gaps.
03:14I don't know how it's on there.
03:18There you go.
03:20Where did that one go?
03:22Where did that one go?
03:23Go like this?
03:25Mmm.
03:29The arrival of our American cousins last week certainly herbed and spiced things up, bringing a new flavour to the
03:36conversation.
03:36That's originally from Oregano.
03:39He's not.
03:39That's where he lives.
03:40No, he's not.
03:41Yeah, I'm from Oregano.
03:43Oregano.
03:44And social media across the globe was thrown into a sage and peppered with salty comments.
03:52As an American, that's so funny.
03:55Oregano is crazy.
03:57Rolling on the floor, laughing emoji.
03:58Tears of joy emoji.
04:02I'm going to stop telling people I'm from Oregano from now on.
04:06Help emoji, grinning squinty face.
04:12Does Millie think the capital of Essex is Basil?
04:17Don.
04:17Come on, face with hand over mouth emoji.
04:21And this shows we may speak the same lingo, but there are a lot of grey areas.
04:26Fifty shades of grey areas in this case.
04:29I'm feeling vibrant.
04:32You're vibrant today, are you?
04:34Yeah, I'm feeling spunky and shit.
04:35Oh, spunky.
04:37Spunky.
04:38Oh, that's not a good word in England.
04:40Wait, what?
04:42Damon said, I'm feeling spunky.
04:45Spunky.
04:46That's good.
04:46If, no.
04:47You guys have terrible, dirty minds because bums and spunky, all this shit is so, so sexual.
04:55Yeah.
04:56That's what happens in the UK.
04:58We were getting an accident.
04:58Was you feeling spunky, Scott?
05:01Feeling what?
05:02Spunky.
05:04Damon said, I'm feeling good.
05:05I'm being spunky today.
05:07For us, that means like, good.
05:09Edgy, like cool.
05:11Yeah.
05:11What the fuck?
05:11You guys just take our words and make them dirty as fuck.
05:17Spunky.
05:18Spunky, yeah.
05:20Spunky's crazy.
05:21Spunky's just not, like, you can't say that in the UK.
05:24Spunky for us is like, cool, you're feeling great.
05:27Like, you're like, woo.
05:28You got to pep your step.
05:30Yeah.
05:31I'm feeling, in Yevon's words, spunky.
05:35You know, I can't mean to.
05:36Spunky.
05:37Yeah, it means pep your step.
05:39It's time to get.
05:39It means happy.
05:40It means happy.
05:43Spunky.
05:45Spunky.
05:46It's time to get spunky.
05:48I don't think I like that word.
05:50It's time to get spunky.
05:52Spunky.
05:54Spunky.
06:02Spunky.
06:02South Africa is home to some of the most stunning views in the world as Zach is finding out.
06:07You look really cool right now.
06:09You are.
06:10There's like little dots of light coming down and like sparkling on your face.
06:15It looks like light freckles.
06:17Really?
06:18Yeah.
06:19And it's like, it's like dancing around your eye.
06:22It's cool.
06:23It's sick.
06:24I wish I had my phone on me.
06:27Oh, that's really cute.
06:28I love how much you love photography.
06:30Turn this way.
06:31Right, right there.
06:33Mm-hmm.
06:33Yeah.
06:35What should I do?
06:35Look at the camera or not?
06:37Just do your, just do your thing.
06:39Oh, yeah.
06:44Okay, just look at the vision.
06:47Oh, am I going to get what you're saying?
06:50Look at the vision.
06:51Yeah.
06:51Isn't that sick?
06:52What do you think about that one?
06:54Should we try one more?
06:55Okay.
06:55Actually, yeah, don't move from right there.
06:57Don't move.
06:58Okay.
07:00Okay.
07:02Oh, I might have done it.
07:04I might have done it.
07:04You got the pick.
07:06I might have done that shit.
07:07It's, it's, it's over.
07:09That one's fucking sick.
07:11Yeah, they're way too close up.
07:13That one's also good.
07:15Oh, let's see the pictures from last night.
07:16Okay.
07:17There we go.
07:19Before it all went wrong.
07:29Here's an unseen clip of our Islanders manifestly failing to understand how the casting process
07:34on this show works.
07:36Guys, let's manifest, give me your hands now.
07:38Let's pray.
07:39Give me your hands.
07:40We're manifesting.
07:41Bombshell.
07:43Bombshell.
07:44Bombshell.
07:45Bombshell.
07:46Please, Lord, Love Island gods, I don't pray that much.
07:48Please make him really fierce.
07:50And full.
07:51And really sexy.
07:53No, Lord, love tribes.
07:54Bombshell.
07:56Bombshell.
07:57Bombshell.
07:58No, Lord, love tribes.
08:15The Love Island gods answered their prayers, although I think they may have misheard what
08:19Jack was praying for.
08:22Alleluia.
08:24Alleluia.
08:25Alleluia.
08:26Alleluia.
08:27Young Bull is back.
08:30So, Harrison.
08:32Why are you doing it?
08:34Go home.
08:35Alleluia.
08:36Alleluia.
08:38Alleluia.
08:40Harrison.
08:41You okay?
08:41Hello, are you okay?
08:42Nice to meet you.
08:44Yeah.
08:44The new bombshell was at the other side of the villa, but even from a distance, some things
08:49were very obvious.
08:49Damn, well, fellas, for y'all that was hoping it was a girlie, that's definitely not a woman.
08:55Yeah, that's a bit of a shiz, man.
08:58Good observation.
09:01There's no women in sight.
09:03Actually, most important question, who's your support?
09:04He is Arsenal.
09:06Oh, for fuck's sake.
09:08Yeah, he's a good man.
09:09I just feel like it doesn't match.
09:12Oh, he's talking to the hell.
09:14He looks like he's like a, from the outside view.
09:18Oh, that's...
09:19See, that's what I don't write.
09:21Eggie boff.
09:21Eggie boff.
09:22Eggie boff.
09:22100% eggie boff.
09:23Boys, you want to come down and have a chat?
09:25Rock, paper, scissors, anyone?
09:28Oh, you do.
09:29Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
09:31Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
09:34Unfortunately, Harrison, it looks like you're stuck between a rock, a scissor, and a hard place.
09:44One thing I've noticed about the Americans is that, unlike Brits, they're relentlessly positive
09:48and will applaud absolutely anything.
09:51Hey, one grateful thing about your experience in the villa.
09:55Kieran, my favorite thing.
09:57Fucking great.
09:57I love them.
09:58Well done, well done, well done.
10:00Good answer.
10:01Well done.
10:01Good answer.
10:02Good answer.
10:02Get to them.
10:04Come on, there's live.
10:05No social media.
10:06Whoa!
10:07So women detox right there.
10:09Come on.
10:10Wow, you ladies are so deep.
10:12I love them.
10:12So deep.
10:13I mean, me and everybody, how much people I would have ever met.
10:17Good answer.
10:19I'm grateful for things working out the way they are because I've been myself.
10:26Yeah.
10:26Good.
10:27Fantastic.
10:28Good answer.
10:29You're going to get a puppet time.
10:31Marks on the sleeve.
10:32Finish it off.
10:33Yeah, go on.
10:34I'm grateful that I was one in five million swimmers that made it.
10:45Oh, hey, now.
10:46We should be bored.
10:47Hey, now.
10:48Look at her, guys.
10:50Look at her, guys.
10:51Look at her, guys.
10:52Look at her, guys.
10:52Look at her, guys.
10:52Look at her, guys.
10:53Look at her, guys.
10:58Everyone knows the measurement of relationship status in the villa has only one barometer.
11:03You guys going to get your graft on today, then?
11:05You're going to be making a coffee this morning for anyone who cares?
11:08I've put my order in already.
11:11Thank you, darling.
11:13A little coffee for you.
11:14The boys' barista skills.
11:21Oh, thank you.
11:23You're welcome.
11:24But the age-old villa tradition of the boys making morning coffees for the girls is under threat.
11:30A revolution is brewing.
11:33The girls are star-bucking the system and taking over.
11:37Coffee time, is it?
11:38I'm making one for me and that.
11:41I'm making one for me and you, man.
11:43You think they're over there making us coffees?
11:45Yeah.
11:45Yeah, let's go.
11:48Is that enough?
11:49I don't know about that.
11:50You're not making one for Sean?
11:52You said no.
11:53I think you should do that.
11:55I didn't realise we were on that, like, we were all making boyfriends.
11:58No, only because they normally do it.
12:01Oh, well, I'm like, that wakes you on every morning, so.
12:04Yeah, no, okay, I'm doing it.
12:06Whitney's making one for the aim room.
12:08Does Sean take sugar?
12:10Um, I don't know what your man takes.
12:14I'm such a house queenie pops.
12:16Does that look like a good coffee?
12:18Oh, well, that's a bit too strong.
12:21A bit too strong.
12:22I love a strong coffee.
12:24Same.
12:26Sean!
12:27You made me one?
12:29Yeah.
12:30Wow.
12:31I could get used to this.
12:32I think I made it slightly maybe too strong.
12:35I could get used to this special treatment.
12:37Come here.
12:40Wow.
12:41That's what I'm talking about.
12:44Is it nice?
12:45It's strong.
12:46Even if it tastes like shit, I'd still say it tastes amazing.
12:54Here's an unseen clip of Whitney and Leanne talking about men.
12:57Yay men, to be specific.
13:00Do you know what I'm talking about?
13:01Because I've been in relationships where, like,
13:03I shine more than my partner.
13:04My partner's like, I'm here, and they're, like, here.
13:07But I feel like we are very here.
13:09You're the same.
13:10We are, like, the same shine, the same vibe.
13:12And I've seen that since, to be fair.
13:13We're just the same.
13:14Well, we're happy for you,
13:15and I'm happy to see this.
13:17What did you say?
13:17What have I got to do?
13:18It's just so, like...
13:19Oh, it's just like happening.
13:21But what happened next?
13:34Who's ready for more Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits?
13:41Well, hurry up, as we have loads of clips for you.
13:44Rumble!
13:46My titties are bouncing!
13:53It's a show where you can get your kicks.
13:55Oh, I lost my suit.
13:57Holy suit.
13:57When it comes to finding forgotten footage,
13:59we're in it up to our elbows.
14:01Oh, it's a show where you're in it.
14:03Why did you put it right there?
14:04Get ready, as we're about to drop some unexpected, unseen action.
14:12That's fucking gross.
14:14So let's catch up with all the gossip and raise your spirits.
14:17What are you guys talking about?
14:19Me speaking to dead people.
14:22Sorry?
14:23Belle's got superpowers around.
14:25That's interesting.
14:27Oh, wow.
14:30Earlier, we were listening in on a girly chat between Whitney and Leigh-Anne.
14:33Well, we're happy for you, and I'm happy to see...
14:36What did you say?
14:37What have I got to do?
14:37It's just so, like...
14:38Oh, it's just like happening.
14:39Well, here's...
14:40Ooh, I've been next!
14:43Yeah, because you're crying from laughter.
14:45I need to fart.
14:47Oh, no.
14:47Oh!
14:48That was a great one.
14:49I thought they were going to collapse with all my fart and stuff.
14:52Let's not even talk about it, so they don't even bring it in.
14:54No, they won't.
14:55They always catch me.
14:56It's because you lifted your legs up.
14:58Yeah, because I'm an expressive fart.
15:02I know, but I just feel like if you just farted and didn't lift your legs up,
15:04they wouldn't have caught that.
15:06Anyway.
15:07And again?
15:08Another one?
15:09No, I'm just saying...
15:09Another one, thank you!
15:11That is your man.
15:18Our all-stars are not just a bunch of pretty faces.
15:20They're also deep philosophical thinkers.
15:23I just wish they'd write their wisdom down somewhere.
15:26Life happens for us, not to us.
15:29And we are all miracles.
15:31Life happens for us, not to us.
15:32It's a good tattoo.
15:34All right, tattoo tour time.
15:36The first one that I got was this red lightning bolt.
15:40All my tattoos are red.
15:41This is a Pinterest tattoo.
15:43I saw the pattern on Pinterest.
15:44I liked it and I went with it.
15:46Cameras, because I like to be creative and do photography.
15:49This says stay focused in binary code.
15:51So this one says happiness.
15:54I was happy at the time in Barcelona.
15:57On my hands, I have little patterns.
16:01I've got my little cherub here, which is like a little guardian angel.
16:06Here we've got a love heart on my middle finger, because sometimes fuck love, do you know what I mean?
16:12Just warning out there, if you're getting finger tattoos, this was the most painful thing I've ever experienced in my
16:18life.
16:18Season 10, I didn't have any, and I've had a full sleeve since then.
16:21Tattooed right here, I have always faithful in Latin.
16:24It's on my family coat of arms, which you can probably not see on my ring, because it's tiny.
16:28I have a full sleeve, which is dedicated to pride in country, obviously me being Welsh.
16:34Here, in Arabic writing, I have pure heart always wins.
16:39This is Latin, my family, my foundation.
16:41Good luck and good fortune in Cambodian symbols, I think.
16:46I have no torso tattoos, which is kind of weird.
16:49I've got tattooed on my chest, what's meant for you won't pass you by.
16:52Something that my granny used to always say to me, I feel like it's a real Irish thing.
16:55And I believe it, and especially in here, it's something you've got to stand on.
16:59So I've got something tattooed on me that I don't actually know what it means, but it just is in
17:03Welsh, so most people don't understand, and it looks all right.
17:05Would you be able to Google Translate it quick?
17:07Yeah, sure, mate.
17:09I've got a little chilli pepper, which is matching with my two sisters, but it's quite funny because we had
17:16three different tattoo artists, and all of them look different.
17:20Just spell it out.
17:21A-D-F-Y-D.
17:23Yep, got that.
17:24It's just like typing in someone else's Wi-Fi password.
17:28Space.
17:29Yes.
17:30Ah.
17:31Yes.
17:31I have life is beautiful here on the top of my right hand because I believe that life is such
17:38a beautiful thing.
17:39Space.
17:40Yes.
17:41Then it's D-D-W-G.
17:44Yes.
17:46Then I got this little, I'm not flicking you off, but I got this little plant on my middle finger,
17:52and it's just, and I also have like an infinity rose on the other middle finger.
17:56W-Y-B-A-D-A-E-T-H.
18:05Yes.
18:05That is a little cowboy hat that people mistake as a mushroom, which is a little bit annoying.
18:12But I'm literally wearing a cowboy hat today, and I like cowboys.
18:17Something like power brings knowledge and knowledge wisdom or something along them lines.
18:22Something brings knowledge and knowledge wisdom.
18:24I think this might be my favourite tattoo, either this one or my cherub.
18:28So, Scott, according to Google, it means adversity brings knowledge and knowledge with it.
18:33Yes.
18:34That's it.
18:35Right.
18:36Should I just explain that?
18:37Well, no point, mate.
18:38I've just said it.
18:38Guys, can we all get an ass tattoo?
18:41A what?
18:42What should we get?
18:43Because think about it.
18:44Get a what?
18:45An ass tattoo.
18:46I'll get it under.
18:47All Stars Season 3.
18:48Oh.
18:48A-S-S-3.
18:50Ass.
18:51Three.
18:52I am not tattooing that on my...
18:53I don't think I like it.
18:54No.
18:54Great idea.
18:56Maybe in Welsh to make it look more exotic.
19:03Here's an unseen bit that is pretty much guaranteed to alienate all our viewers north of the border.
19:08Who speaks to me in Glaswegian?
19:10Er, my name's Donny, and I'm from Saki Hall Street.
19:15Saki Hall what?
19:16I support the Celtic.
19:17Aye.
19:18Who's that aye?
19:19Aye, I know either.
19:21I don't need to go and watch the rugby.
19:22Aye, I don't need to watch the rugby too.
19:24Aye.
19:24Why is it actually good?
19:25This is really fucking good.
19:27No, don't stop being scared too.
19:28Is I up for that mate?
19:29No, you certainly can't play now.
19:31I don't know.
19:34No, you certainly can't play now.
19:36I don't know.
19:36No, you certainly can't play now.
19:36I don't know.
19:37I don't know.
19:38I don't know.
19:38Aye.
19:38Right, your accent is good.
19:40I'll give it up.
19:40But you actually look Scottish when you say it.
19:42It's scary.
19:43Aye, I just want to go and watch the football.
19:46Are you coming here?
19:47What's your football?
19:47Are you doing a Scottish accent?
19:49Like, fuck, I'm Welsh through and through.
19:51I'm from Kalkaldi.
19:52No.
19:53Aye, three five.
19:54You're from Kalkaldi?
19:55Aye, three five.
19:55My nan's from Kalkaldi, no way.
19:57No, she's not.
19:58I swear to God.
19:59No, she's not.
19:59I swear to God.
20:00You're scaring me, I can't lie.
20:02Glasgow.
20:03Glasgow.
20:04Nav.
20:04No, no, no, no.
20:05Switch back the bell.
20:07Please.
20:07Go back the bell, don't try and talk to you.
20:09I don't know.
20:10I don't know, I like Scottish beer.
20:12I'm fucking staying Scottish.
20:13Yeah, you're scaring me too.
20:15Please stop.
20:21This week saw the return of the Stevie staple, the heart rate challenge.
20:25I think you'll pay for my heart.
20:29They're all stars stripped off to turn each other on, but Woodhead's turn?
20:34It's hard to be trusting with all this thrusting.
20:45Bad luck boys, your performance has just been eclipsed by the arrival of a new bombshell,
20:49and I don't think she's dressed for dinner.
20:52Oh, it's Jessie.
20:56As Jessie's raunchy routine raged at the fire pit,
20:59let's blow the lid on the girls' unseen bombshell reactions.
21:02Is that Tommy?
21:04I can't even see that far.
21:06Tommy.
21:07Tommy.
21:07Tommy.
21:08What?
21:08Look, look.
21:10I can't see anything.
21:12Oh, she's getting a goose kill and I can't even see.
21:16I can't see.
21:17She's touching his hand.
21:18Lips in someone.
21:20No, it's Sean.
21:21Oh.
21:22But it's Sean that he wanted more.
21:24Lessons for next year, we must put a telescope on the terrace.
21:27And how did such a pulse-pounding performance come together?
21:30Let's rewind to the rehearsals.
21:33Do you want to see my dance, babe?
21:35Mm.
21:36Mm.
21:37Mm.
21:37Mm.
21:39Mm.
21:39Mm.
21:39Mm.
21:41Not the head.
21:43Yes, I'm Sean.
21:46Sorry.
21:49Yeah, that's a good one.
21:51Are you going to smack Sean then?
21:52Now's your chance.
21:54Oh, yeah.
21:55He's been a bad boy.
21:56What?
21:57You've been a bad, bad boy.
21:58You've been a bad, bad, bed over.
22:02And now, standing at 6'4", with his tight little shorts, the cowboy of the wild, wild west.
22:11He doesn't have to be from Dallas to be my cowboy, standing at 6'4", coming out of Scottsdale, Arizona.
22:19The one!
22:21Zachary!
22:22The only!
22:23Yeehaw Woodworth!
22:25If you don't know what to do, you just hump him.
22:28Just hump, bro.
22:38Those really cup your ass well.
22:40There you go.
22:40Hey!
22:41Hey!
22:41Hey!
22:42Hey!
22:43Hey!
22:43Hey!
22:44I'm just going to walk up, like, whoop!
22:46Just hump.
22:47I don't know if I can just hump.
22:49So then I'll go in like this.
22:54I'll go in like this.
22:56It looks wonky.
22:57Your dick looks like a Lego.
23:00Shall I go in like that?
23:04Bit cheeky, Tommy.
23:06And I wonder where all my spare socks had gone too!
23:14Kieran is not just a pretty face.
23:16The Welsh wonder kid is also a font of fascinating scientific facts.
23:21Can you pass the chicken or the egg?
23:23It's just always been proven, it's the egg.
23:26Where did the egg come from?
23:28It's just over time of evolution, some animal laid an egg and a chicken come out.
23:33What animal?
23:34I can't remember.
23:35Probably another bird.
23:37Maybe Belle had a poo one day and she shat out an egg.
23:40Me?
23:42No, but it's not.
23:43It's like evolution, how the theory of mankind came from being monkeys.
23:47I don't believe it.
23:51Is he flat or round?
23:53Round.
23:53There's been a test for that as well.
23:55No bollocks, is it?
23:56You think it's flat?
23:57Why is everyone not upside down then?
24:00This leaves at the bottom of the earth?
24:02Because of gravity.
24:03Yeah, but gravity only pulls you to it.
24:04Towards the centre of the earth.
24:05Right.
24:06So why are they not upside down but just pulled upside down?
24:11What?
24:13Earth.
24:14Yeah.
24:14Let's say we're here, yeah?
24:16So when gravity pulls us...
24:17We're not over on the side.
24:18I don't care, theoretically speaking.
24:20Let's say we're here, so when gravity pulls us down,
24:23these people down here, their feet are still being pulled...
24:27..to the centre.
24:28So why are their heads not upside down?
24:31Because to us they are.
24:33Then you're going back to Newton's law.
24:35Fuck him and all.
24:37Oh, my God.
24:38I can't...
24:39I can't deal with this conversation.
24:41I wish I never opened up this can of worms.
24:43But which came first, Kieran or the can of worms?
24:47See?
24:48Not so clever now, are you?
24:55Not so clever.
24:55Here's an unseen bombshell bit of Jess and Zack
24:58having a confidential one-on-one conversation.
25:00However, nothing stays private in the villa for long.
25:03I think my phone's almost dead.
25:05I don't think it's going well.
25:06It's a long conversation.
25:08Let me see if I can hear a little.
25:14I can hear pretty decent, to be fair.
25:16But...
25:17What happened next?
25:19What's the heck?
25:29This is Love Island All Stars Unseen Bits.
25:32So strike a pose.
25:34Oh, wait. One more thing.
25:36F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S every day like...
25:40Hold up.
25:41That fuckin' schmolder.
25:46We've whirled back through all the villa action
25:48to give it our full attention.
25:50They're not even talking to us anymore.
25:52After a week of watching the boys trying to bowl a maiden over,
25:56we can see why some of them are stumped.
25:59Be like this, and then they'll be in, and it'll be bang.
26:01Lads, you've got no balls.
26:04So get ready for an education.
26:06It was kind of like a this or that vibe.
26:09Alter-junction.
26:10What's the word called?
26:11Alter-junction?
26:12What did you say?
26:14Ultimatum.
26:15Yeah.
26:15It's a show where there are no rules.
26:18Except the one about no food in the bedroom.
26:20Bro, what are you eating?
26:21The thing you left last night.
26:22That I brought up to you or someone else.
26:24Why did you say it like fucking Donald Trump?
26:26It was you.
26:28Someone else brought snacks in here.
26:31Someone's been eating in bed.
26:33Okay, that's enough, boys.
26:34We don't do politics.
26:36There's only one type of Trump we're interested in.
26:45Earlier we saw the boys trying to work out what they were missing from this bombshell conversation.
26:50I think my phone's almost dead.
26:52It's a long conversation.
26:54Let's see if I can hear a little.
27:00I can hear pretty decent to be fair.
27:02But what happened next?
27:12Oh, my God.
27:14I'm too old for that shit, man.
27:15Jack, Jack.
27:16Do a third.
27:17Do a third.
27:17I dare you.
27:18Trip on.
27:20I'm going to get involved.
27:26What's going on?
27:27Listen.
27:27Is the chat shit?
27:28No, I think it's gone good.
27:30Ready?
27:30So I was just like laying on this whale shark like...
27:33That's so sick.
27:34I know.
27:35I didn't have a body heat.
27:37I feel like right now.
27:38Fuck, my God, bro.
27:39I think Kieran's shaking.
27:41I feel like the vein is coming out of my forehead.
27:44I've got to be quiet.
27:46Laugh.
27:47When you laugh, it's like you're helping me.
27:49You can sit here.
27:51What are they doing?
27:53Shit, back up.
27:54I'm bored.
27:54I'm bored.
27:55What are y'all looking at?
27:57You's lot.
27:58What are you...
27:59Why are you laying on top of each other?
28:01What are y'all doing?
28:02Look at Harrison still on the floor.
28:06These are so strange.
28:08No, but no we're not.
28:09All of you.
28:16Previously...
28:18On Love Island!
28:20All Stars Unseen Bets.
28:22The mayor's one of the most important things.
28:24You've got good hair.
28:25How many products are we talking?
28:27I think I used four today.
28:28Four?
28:28Yeah.
28:28I used two different types of wax, a hairspray and like an oil,
28:32so I wanted it wet look.
28:33You've got that shine as well.
28:34I wanted it to look like I've just come out of the swimming pool.
28:36Remember Tommy Tay?
28:38For the cut above the rest, use Tommy Tay and no one will ever hear you
28:43over the volume of your hair.
28:46Well, anyone who bought a bottle of Tommy Tay may want their money back.
28:51You have one grey hair, can I plug it?
28:53I know.
28:53Go on, do you want to try?
28:54There's one this side as well.
28:56I've got a few of them but they're hidden.
28:58This one's just literally longer than the rest of your hair.
29:01Is it going to work?
29:03Ha!
29:03Stop!
29:04Did you get it?
29:05Don't scare me, no!
29:06That fucking hurt.
29:07Did it?
29:08Yeah.
29:08Oh, I thought you were being dramatic.
29:10You're fucking yanking my hair out of me scalp.
29:12What do you think I'm going to react?
29:13It's like getting your hair plopped.
29:17Is it gone?
29:19No way!
29:20Oh my God!
29:22Oh, wait as fuck!
29:23Eleanor!
29:24What?
29:25That was in my head.
29:26Right here, right?
29:27On the side?
29:28Yeah.
29:28I saw one on the side.
29:30Where's the other one?
29:31Oh, I don't know if you'll see it.
29:32Looks like you'll be adding boot polish to your list of hair products, Tommy.
29:36If I find it, I'll give you a shout-out.
29:38Yeah.
29:45This week, a major storm hit the villa, one of those big ones they give names to.
29:49But naming the storm was the last of our all-stars' worries.
29:52They had trouble naming each other.
29:54Me and you?
29:54No, I was sitting up for Liel in there.
29:56And you know what?
29:56Liel or Leigh-Anne?
29:57Leigh-Anne.
29:58Because her name's Leigh-Anne.
29:59Oh, fuck.
30:00I didn't need to wait for it to leave!
30:02I'm not!
30:02Guys, let me speak!
30:04You lot are morally fucked!
30:06What am I doing here?
30:09I can't speak for you, Belle, but Yemen is here for the free food and entertainment.
30:14Let me just show up!
30:16Let me speak!
30:17I came in and I said, you feel vindicated in the situation.
30:21You came in when we were saying this.
30:22I've never seen this right on me.
30:23When we were saying this.
30:24I didn't need to check you to make sure you were okay.
30:26Because you had a hostage.
30:27But you were in here, we were checking.
30:29I don't even know who's on whose side here.
30:33Everyone's just going to each other.
30:34It's all rumble sounds.
30:43I'll make a bit of sausage.
30:45Is that all yours?
30:46It is all mine.
30:59You got to let the girls handle that one.
31:02You got to let the girls handle that one.
31:23Can I have one bite at least, if I'm your homie?
31:26I didn't know.
31:28Okay, but this is the end of the problem.
31:30It's not the end of the perspective.
31:31It's like, all the girls were talking about this.
31:36You seem to enjoy that sausage, though.
31:38He had a lot of sausages.
31:40He loved that sausage.
31:41There was a good amount of sausage there.
31:43And I think he had seconds and thirds as well.
31:45That sausage must have been class.
31:46Hey, family.
31:47What's up?
31:48We found out Yeaman loves sausage.
31:51We knew he liked wieners.
31:53That's what Americans call them, aren't they?
31:54Wieners.
31:55So, did anyone establish a resolution?
31:58Not really, no.
31:58Leave that shit downstairs.
32:00Yeah.
32:01Up here, bangers and mash.
32:04Bangers and mash.
32:05Yeaman is clearly addicted to sausage.
32:07We need to wiener her Moffat.
32:17Here's an unseen clip of the girls on their hands and knees
32:19having an all-star plank off.
32:21And I shall be ranking the planking.
32:23I'm looking for straight backs and engaged cores.
32:27You gonna put the timer on?
32:28Yeah, go on now.
32:28Oh, my God!
32:30No need for a timer, girls.
32:31I'll use the old one Mississippi, two Mississippi method.
32:35Never let me down.
32:36Ready?
32:37Three, two, one, go!
32:45Ten Mississippi, and we're just getting started.
32:48That was only ten?
32:49Damn.
32:50That's crazy.
32:52Fifty seconds in.
32:53One of our planks has got to snap soon.
32:55He had no way for nothing there.
32:58One minute.
33:00Oh!
33:01Bad luck, Whitney.
33:02That's it, I'm calling you quitney from now on.
33:06This is hard.
33:07One minute thirty and my bets are on Leanne.
33:10No, don't bet on me cos I'm about to give it up.
33:12I had fifty pence on you.
33:14Planks a lot.
33:15Ah!
33:15One minute forty.
33:17Ah, fuck that.
33:18Eleanor!
33:19Oh, just look at that plank expression on her face.
33:22Fourth place goes to Helena.
33:25Two minutes!
33:26Who no longer has any plank left in the tank.
33:29This is killing me.
33:30Come on, Millie.
33:31Yes!
33:32Come on, Mildon!
33:34Oh, Sammy has struck out.
33:36But I won't laugh in her face.
33:38I've heard she doesn't like that.
33:40So it's between Millie and Leanne.
33:43Ah!
33:45Their abs are absolutely ready to burst.
33:51Yeah!
33:53Oh, Millie misses out on the title.
33:55It's Leanne who is officially the biggest planker.
33:59Okay girls, that was your warm up.
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35:24It's Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits!
35:27Hit the music!
35:32This is a show that gets you closer to the action.
35:43Oh, that's a little too close.
35:45Too close!
35:46There are loads of unseen secrets to share.
35:49Bums people.
35:50What's that again?
35:51Little bums people.
35:53Oh, Jesus Christ.
35:53And you spit on people.
35:55Fuck it up.
35:56We've squeezed every scene to see what essential moments have been missed.
36:01Oh, nice.
36:02That's a little squeaker.
36:04Because when it comes to bringing you unseen action,
36:06we are more than qualified.
36:08I actually did really well with my GCSEs.
36:10Did you?
36:10Are you really clever?
36:11I've got two A's in English, Latin language.
36:13I think I've got a B in design.
36:15Oh, you know what I failed?
36:17What?
36:17Drama.
36:18Drama?
36:20Well, Lucinda, you've certainly made up for that now.
36:28This next unseen clip has some legs.
36:30In fact, 100 of them.
36:32Yeah, you're right.
36:33Look at that.
36:33What?
36:35It's encoped.
36:36Thousand legs.
36:37I can't look at that.
36:39I can't even say that word.
36:41Centipede?
36:41Mm.
36:42Really?
36:42Can we tell you a joke?
36:43Mm.
36:44An old man went to a pet shop and he walked in and he said,
36:48I'm bored, I'm lonely, I want a pet.
36:50He goes, I've got a perfect thing for you.
36:52I've got a talking centipede.
36:54He looks down and the centipede's like, hello, mate.
36:57Shall I take me home?
36:58So he bagged him up, off he popped, back home.
37:00Anyway, later that night, he's sitting at home on the sofa
37:02with his new talking centipede.
37:04Centipede goes, should you watch Match of the Day?
37:05He goes, fucking hell, this is brilliant.
37:08Anyway, put on Match of the Day, centipede goes,
37:10shall we pop to the shop and get some beers?
37:12He's like, yeah, go on then, yeah, that'd be quality.
37:14So off he went, out the door.
37:16Anyway, 10 minutes went by.
37:1820 minutes, 30 minutes, 40 minutes.
37:21Centipede's still not back.
37:22So he goes out the door and the centipede's just sitting there.
37:25He goes, what the fuck are you doing?
37:27He goes, give me a minute to put my shoes on.
37:32What a terrible job.
37:35He's so mad.
37:36He's so, so mad.
37:38He's so elaborate for no reason.
37:40I said to him, I don't want to waste your time
37:43and if you looked at me like that, I'd want you to let me go.
37:45What just fucking drops on my head?
37:47Because I will die.
37:48What is it, baby?
37:49That's not funny.
37:50You might have to pull for them once.
37:52It's...
37:52Bill gets slightly scared by something.
37:57Ooh!
37:58Is that a wasp, mate?
37:59I think so, yeah.
37:59I'm going to faint.
38:03It's gone.
38:05What's that?
38:06Back and forth.
38:07Oh, that's a good spiritual sign.
38:10No, I know.
38:11Do you know what I mean?
38:11And this is the thing.
38:12What I said to him, I would say to...
38:15That was hard!
38:16Oh, my God, what was that?
38:18Oh, my God, what was that?
38:19I don't know, but it's moving.
38:21I just saw a black thing.
38:22It was hard.
38:29You know the saying,
38:30when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
38:32We'll just watch this next unseen clip.
38:34What about you?
38:35Come to LA, what are you taking?
38:38Well, first...
38:40What's the spot?
38:41Definitely first spot is off Crenshaw,
38:43so soul food spot called Doolin's.
38:45Oh, I've never tried soul food.
38:46Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:47Sweet potatoes, yams, collard greens, mac and cheese,
38:53meatloaf with gravy.
38:54Meatloaf? I've never had meatloaf.
38:55Oh, fire.
38:56Gravy chicken.
38:58Gravy chicken?
39:00Cornbread, peach cobbler.
39:01And a lemonade.
39:03A lemonade?
39:05A lemonade.
39:05A lemonade.
39:05I don't even like fizzy drinks.
39:06Fire.
39:07Lemonade is...
39:08Lemonade is not fizzy.
39:09Lemonade is fizzy.
39:10Lemonade is not fizzy.
39:12Yeah, it is.
39:13No, a lemonade is juice.
39:15Are you shitty?
39:16Oh, no.
39:17Ours is fizzy.
39:18A lemonade is fizzy here.
39:20In the UK.
39:21It's a...
39:22Lemonade is like Sprite, 7-Up.
39:24No, no, no.
39:25That's lemonade.
39:25No, lemonade is just lemonade, like juice, like how you have apple juice.
39:30In lemon?
39:31Or orange juice.
39:32It's the equivalent, but with lemons.
39:35Oh, never had that.
39:36Y'all ain't got lemonade?
39:38That's not even something crazy.
39:39No, it's orange juice, apple juice, pineapple juice, grape juice.
39:41It's the exact same thing, but lemons.
39:44No.
39:44I'm just...
39:45Let's hope this relationship doesn't fizz out.
39:58It's time for...
40:00Beach Hut Bonanza!
40:03Beach Hut Bonanza time.
40:06Let's get into it.
40:08Welcome.
40:08And this week I asked them what weirded them out.
40:13Wait, are you guys going to do something with phobias in here?
40:15Because I really can't handle that.
40:17Chickens.
40:18Chickens are the scariest things in the world.
40:22I've got like a phobia of the hoover.
40:24Like I will use a hoover because obviously it's needed,
40:26but the noise of a hoover gives me anxiety.
40:28Chickens can smell fear and if you don't believe me, Google it.
40:32Water in a can does not make sense to me.
40:34And I think I've been some places before and you ask for water and it comes in a can
40:37and it...
40:38Like, I can't do it.
40:40It tastes weird.
40:40White jeans on men.
40:43It makes my skin feel funny.
40:45I don't like it.
40:46I don't want to see it.
40:47I don't want to be near it.
40:48The ocean.
40:50The sea is a scary place.
40:52There is more sea than land.
40:54Only 5% of the ocean has been discovered.
40:57No one knows what's going on underneath that water.
40:59And I don't want to know.
41:01The ocean is where like the mermaids reside and I don't want to piss them off.
41:05I hate hair being in the shower.
41:07It's disgusting.
41:08I can't stand it.
41:09I'm in a house full of girls.
41:10They put hair all over the place.
41:12They don't wash it down the drain.
41:14It disgusts me.
41:16Long fake acrylic nails.
41:18How would you wet your bum?
41:20You know what I mean?
41:21Baked beans.
41:24I don't like baked beans.
41:26They are like bold, mushy heads in this horrible sauce.
41:33It makes me feel really ill.
41:36Baked beans and gravy on the same plate.
41:38Like that should never ever happen.
41:41No.
41:42Ketchup is a no-go.
41:44Can't look at it.
41:44Can't taste it.
41:45Don't want to be near it.
41:46If someone's eating it near me, I'm like, get it the fuck away from me.
41:50Guac.
41:50I don't understand guacamole.
41:52I don't know why people like it.
41:53It shouldn't exist.
41:54Control-Alt-Delete.
41:56Get it out of here.
41:57It's vile.
41:59Got to be like the polystyrene closing together on like a dirty kebab.
42:04It's like squinching all together.
42:06I can't stand that.
42:08The beetles and the bugs that are around this villa.
42:12Spiders will send me into a fucking spiral.
42:15This isn't what I signed up for.
42:17Just hope I'm not in an elevated surface when I see a spider.
42:20If I'm ever to make a bacon sandwich, right?
42:24You know when the bacon's really hot and you put it on the plate
42:27and then it's like the bacon's sweating on the plate.
42:30You move the bacon, the plate is wet from the bacon sweat.
42:33Bacon sweat.
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