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Ramzan Ki Tayari - Part 3 Unique MicroFilms Comedy Skit Ramzan 2026.FOLLOW FOR MORE

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00:12Bhaji, are you? Yes, I am.
00:14Are you here at Karni?
00:15Bhaji, I want to shave.
00:16Many people want to go to a superstore.
00:18I don't want to do shopping.
00:19You know, you've been living two days.
00:21I thought I was going to go shopping.
00:23But I had one notice.
00:24You have to copy them.
00:26You will go to my house.
00:28What do you mean, Karni?
00:30This whole colony is killed.
00:32That's it, I'm here.
00:33You have to buy a real copycat.
00:35You're a dirty man.
00:37Where are you going to die?
00:38Where are you going to die?
00:39Discounter rack.
00:40Come on, let's take a shower.
00:47Bhaji, I'm a Manonese.
00:49It's not red.
00:50My mind is a packet.
00:52Bhaji, I feel like this is good.
00:54But Manonese is not a manonese.
00:55I'm a manonese.
00:57You are already mad
00:58Untiligtubi we're not mad at night.
01:01Don't preach anything.
01:01Clearly my ears are not mad.
01:02It's neither Manonese or Miones.
01:05TurnĂ´ng him up.
01:07This shows me.
01:08You don't realize made que for me.
01:10Where did I send?
01:12Yes, so you would apologise for money.
01:16I will save money.
01:16Basically, you know like my job.
01:18You don't know what to do.
01:21You don't have to worry about the water.
01:23You don't have to worry about the water.
01:25You don't have to worry about the water.
01:28You don't have to worry about it.
01:29This is not a store.
01:31What happened to you?
01:33Let's get started.
01:36Let's go shopping.
01:38Look at this.
01:39I don't know how to do it.
01:40I think I got a real pilot.
01:42I don't have to understand the problem.
01:45I don't have to understand the problem.
01:46I remember the problem.
01:47I remember that the two years ago,
01:49the person died in six months.
01:51You know, we have a good place.
01:52I think one thing.
01:54If you have 4 things,
01:56then you will get a bag.
01:58Then you will get a good place.
02:02You will get a good place.
02:04You don't have to know the people.
02:05We will get some food.
02:07You will not give them a drink.
02:08You will not give them a drink.
02:10You will not die.
02:11You will not die.
02:11You will not die.
02:12You will not die.
02:14You will not die.
02:17You will not die.
02:18I will not die.
02:19I will eat a good place.
02:21You will eat.
02:23Listen to me.
02:25Listen to me.
02:27I have heard this song, it is a serious matter.
02:29I have told you.
02:30I have heard this song.
02:32Hey, my brother, you're a lot of shit.
02:33You've got to think about this song.
02:35You've got to give a lot of people.
02:37Like this Ramadan, 4-4 things,
02:40you've got to give a lot of money.
02:42You've got to give it a lot.
02:43Look, you've got to ask.
02:45Hey, my brother, you've got to ask yourself.
02:47Those who are very rich,
02:48they don't have to ask you.
02:50Yes, that song is the first one.
02:53We should have to cook them.
02:54you want to do it.
02:56Come on, let's go shopping.
02:58Let's go.
02:59Let's go.
03:11As-salamu alaykum, payanah.
03:13Are we going to get the aloo?
03:14No, it's not aloo.
03:15What's the reason?
03:16It's the whole city of aloo.
03:18It's not from Lebanon to Ramadan.
03:19It's the person who does it.
03:20What's the reason?
03:21You don't have to get the aloo back.
03:23It's awesome.
03:25What's the price?
03:27It's not 2009.
03:28Do you have to get the aloo back?
03:32You have to go to a Florian line.
03:34Time has to get the aloo back.
03:36It's a great price.
03:36It's like Romance's gal.
03:37All right.
03:38We have to sell it.
03:40All right.
03:41Get your think,
03:41I've lost the price.
03:43You get the price for it.
03:45You get the price for it.
03:47It's like this.
03:47It's a great price to multiply for it.
03:49I know nothing.
03:50Two or three days.
03:51Wow, you're a good guy!
03:53Oh, you're a good guy!
03:54What's the name?
03:55I'm a good guy!
03:56You're a good guy, I'm a good guy!
03:58I'm a good guy, I'm good!
04:01What happened? Why are you angry?
04:02I don't know who got it, the world was.
04:06They drove the world, the man who got away,
04:08and they got a discount on them.
04:10They're not good!
04:12I'm not good!
04:13I'm not good!
04:15We're here in the house,
04:17We are in our own business.
04:20Oh God, I'm very tired.
04:22I'm going shopping for my first place.
04:25I'm going to try a little while.
04:28Hey, where are you?
04:30Your mind is gone and I'm hungry.
04:32I'm bringing a drink to drink.
04:34I'm calling it and calling it.
04:36Hey, I'm buying something.
04:37I'm going to buy everything.
04:38I'll buy everything.
04:39I'll buy everything.
04:39I'll buy everything.
04:40I'll buy everything.
04:42Please stand over my god!
04:43You should help me and keep my hand up!
04:45I don't want to touch it!
04:47You should feel good!
04:47If I am come in from a bank to buy a cage,
04:49if I am saying that,
04:49Uh, in the village and there,
04:50Or walk in the village,
04:52Look!
04:52In the village would go and get me,
04:52Or lay upon him!
04:54No you!
04:55I would not be worried about my children!
04:58I wouldn't be afraid of your friends.
04:59Oh mama!
05:00What happened?
05:00You brought me,
05:01Why did you eat?
05:03What's the problem?
05:03What actually does that problem in my mind?
05:06Stop crying.
05:08My wife is not going to take me to the victim of the crime viu
05:10I will eat all the food if they will die.
05:13I am now mad.
05:15I am now mad.
05:16I will eat all the food so they will die.
05:21I will die.
05:23Now I am angry.
05:24I will fry them in the nuggets.
05:26I will die.
05:28You will also keep nuggets?
05:30What is this?
05:32I have a little bit of a bag.
05:34I did not have my own shopping.
05:37I will take it back.
05:45Sammi, welcome to Istanbul Aliyah.
05:47There is a rest of the snooker.
05:48You know, Ramzan is going to start.
05:51You called him for planning.
05:53Which planning?
05:55You won't play cricket every year?
05:57We will play cricket, but I called him for a mission.
06:01Which mission?
06:02I have made a technique this year.
06:05We have made a technique.
06:07What was the first year?
06:09When we were sitting in the morning,
06:12no one saw us.
06:15We were killed.
06:16But this year, nothing will happen.
06:19Because we will be here.
06:21We will not see.
06:23We will not see.
06:23We will not see.
06:25Your mind is bad.
06:26The time is so bad.
06:28We will not have to come in.
06:30I will talk to you later.
06:32feeding in the morning.
06:34We have to book the table.
06:36We will not be here.
06:38Oh, very nice!
06:39Susami, who will be giving and give it?
06:42Nishai, tell me a little thing.
06:44Why do you have to sell cigarettes?
06:45Why do you have to earn it?
06:46Why, why do you buy it?
06:46Why do you get it?
06:47Why of you, why?
06:48Why do you buy it?
06:49Why do you buy it?
06:50Why?
06:50Why do you buy the coffee?
06:52Why?
06:54I just asked everything I are doing.
06:57I will do the money!
06:59I just said before.
07:00He said, very nice.
07:01He put his table on the table.
07:30In the mountains of Laahore, this is the land.
07:34The mountains of Laahore.
08:00Where are my children from? Where are you going from?
08:03I can tell you, Lord, if the sun is coming, then we are going to get out of here.
08:07Oh, God, my father's love.
08:09Thank you, Lord. You are the only one who made my children.
08:14Hello, brother.
08:16Hello, brother.
08:17Brother, don't worry.
08:21Where are you going?
08:23Brother, I don't know if you're going to die.
08:25You're going to die.
08:27Brother, you're going to die.
08:28Hello, good luck.
08:30I'm not feeling you.
08:31For your candy information,
08:33that means my kids, my school, will not study trivia.
08:36You should play a song.
08:37Brother, rest and I don't like your love.
08:40I'm a bad girl, brother.
08:42You will shoot your face.
08:43I will kill you.
08:43I will kill you.
08:44You'll keep it for me.
08:45I'll use my ears.
08:46I won't wear my ears.
08:48I'll wear my hands back.
08:50Don't wear my parents back.
08:52I won't take a seat.
08:53Brother, you should keep it right.
08:54I don't need to wear my ears if you don't have any.
08:59I'll go get some water and get some water.
09:00I'll go get some water and get some water.
09:01I'm going to get some water.
09:04Welcome, my sister.
09:07My daughter is getting water.
09:09My sister.
09:10Let's go.
09:10Come on, my child.
09:13Come on, my sister.
09:14Why do you like water?
09:16We've got seven more machines.
09:18I'll give you a little more money.
09:20I'll give you a little money.
09:21You don't have to pay for it.
09:23You don't have to pay for it.
09:23But, you know, take your money.
09:25If you say something, you're going to be a dumbassume.
09:28Then you're going to go back and do a week.
09:30Today, when Ramazan came out, the shitaan was killed.
09:32Then he died.
09:34Mama, this Jumbo is coming.
09:35He said that Ramazan is coming.
09:37She didn't start giving duties.
09:39She's going to go outside.
09:41She's going to play late night.
09:43She's going to sleep until she's asleep.
09:45That's what I thought.
09:46I didn't get the duties.
09:48I got the duties again.
09:49I'm going to get the duties.
09:50Then I'm going to get the duties.
09:51You're going to go to the camera.
09:53I'm going to set you.
09:54Then I'm going to go and get the duties.
09:56You're going to get the duties.
09:58You're going to get the duties.
10:01Don't you have to do this?
10:01I will go to the camera.
10:02God, no one else has to do this.
10:06I don't know how much of a camera has started.
10:08I don't know how many people have started playing.
10:09Everyone loves the cameras.
10:10Hey, Hamza!
10:12Nooran!
10:13Come on, go out!
10:15What did you call Ami?
10:17Everybody loves the cameras.
10:18I've got to take the duties.
10:21Okay, what am I saying?
10:25I will tell you what to do.
10:25Yes, grandma.
10:26You called everyone?
10:28Yes, Sheila.
10:29Yes, sir.
10:30Listen to me.
10:31I'm doing a lot of work.
10:34Because, as a mother,
10:35you can listen to a lot of people.
10:37But, you know,
10:38you just have to sit and sit and sit.
10:41Oh, my god.
10:44Yes, sir.
10:46That's the same thing.
10:47You are not mistaken.
10:49Oh, he says to you this.
10:50I can't fix a lot.
10:51It's a joke.
10:54Oh, what?
10:57Stop going down.
10:59I will do nothing without thinking.
10:59Tomorrow, you don't mind going to the nal.
11:03I will not ask him to decide.
11:05Yes, sir.
11:06I said to you, I am given a job.
11:09You don't understand your own pussy now.
11:11There are no more,
11:12I do not accept it on my office.
11:15and you said your personal personal opinion that you are doing it.
11:17Where you're from.
11:19Open me up, read my mouth.
11:20Your duty is your last year.
11:22Your duty is your duty.
11:24But it's going to happen to me,
11:25that you got your duty to do it.
11:27I'll go and keep my duty in the kitchen.
11:29And this morning, it's not supposed to come.
11:31If you lie and take your duty in the kitchen,
11:32you're a little easier to build.
11:33You're a little easier to build the table.
11:36The other house, I'll break the table and go on my whilst.
11:40You might go to the kitchen,
11:42and if you get your duty to the kitchen,
11:43you'll be sitting in the kitchen,
11:45I am going to take this video to me that I was going to last year.
11:49Mr. Haji, let me explain. Why do I have to do this?
11:52Hey, I don't know what my mother is saying.
11:55Okay, man.
11:56Madam Noor, let me do this.
11:57Don't let me do this.
12:00Why don't I let you do this?
12:02Why are you not saying that?
12:05Modernism is a person who is a person who is a girl.
12:08Don't want to hear my voice.
12:10I should say two people first.
12:12I don't want to hear you.
12:14I have no sleep.
12:15I will give you my sleep.
12:18Okay, I will give you a break.
12:20I will take you off.
12:21You have to pay for your duty.
12:23You have to pay for your money.
12:24If you don't have a money,
12:28who has to pay for your money?
12:30I believe that our money is not the money.
12:33Our money is the money.
12:36Our money is the money.
12:36My money is the money.
12:38I have to buy this money.
12:39I have to buy some clothes.
12:41I don't have to go for 4 days or 2 days.
12:46Oh, madam.
12:47You are not thinking.
12:48Nothing is going to eat my work.
12:50I am not thinking.
12:52No, madam.
12:53If your madam has taken duty yet, I will also give you the duty.
12:57I will be your willy.
12:59Your romance will be your own.
13:01You're going to die and you're going to die.
13:03You're going to die and you're going to die.
13:06What is it, my father?
13:08What the problem is, you're not a devil.
13:10I don't know why you don't give up your daughter to you.
13:12She said that you have to give up your daughter.
13:15You don't have to give up your daughter.
13:17You don't have to worry about your mother.
13:19I have to listen to my mouth.
13:21I have to go to Ramazan.
13:22I don't have to pay your daughter to you.
13:24You don't have to give up your daughter.
13:26I don't understand.
13:27Okay, Ami Ji, it's okay.
13:29You don't have to see if anyone is sitting there.
13:31Ami Ji, if you have all your duties,
13:33then I would have to talk to you.
13:35Yes, tell me.
13:36You know, it's my first Ramazan.
13:38I was surprised that the first Ramazan is going to go to Ramazan.
13:41I thought that the Ramazan is going to go to Ramazan.
13:43You don't have to say,
13:44You have to say that it's a bad guy that you have to speak.
13:47I have to go to the Tanga.
13:48You are stuck in the Shabrath.
13:49Ameerkar is stuck.
13:50Ameerkar is stuck.
13:51Ameerkar is stuck.
13:52The Mraa Sharif is stuck.
13:53Ameerkar is stuck.
13:53Now Ramazan is here.
13:54He is going to go to Ramazan.
13:55So it's a good job.
13:57He is a two years old.
13:59The Ramazan is still on Ramazan.
14:00But I'm not going to be here.
14:02You end up with your hands.
14:04You have to be a man.
14:05You have to do this duty.
14:06You don't do it properly.
14:08You don't have to do it right now.
14:09I have to say that you are a little bit.
14:12I have to say that you are a good person.
14:19I am a good person.
14:22My mother told me that my father is a good person.
14:25My head is a good person.
14:27I am a good person.
14:31I am a good person.
14:32I am a good person.
14:34And no one is going to work with all the duties that you need to do.
14:38So, you're going to get a gun and go and understand
14:42that you're going to get rid of it.
14:43You're going to get rid of it.
14:46Let's go and get rid of it.
14:49Okay, Papa, I'll do it.
15:04You
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