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00:00:05Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion, just need your signature
00:00:09to close it.
00:00:12Boss.
00:00:13Boss!
00:00:14What?
00:00:15Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:00:18What crush?
00:00:20You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:00:22We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:00:25What if she's married already?
00:00:26Well yeah, she's incredible.
00:00:28Of course others would see that too.
00:00:31Not happening.
00:00:36Where are you going?
00:00:38To the racetrack.
00:00:39Boss!
00:00:41To the racetrack.
00:00:54You win!
00:00:56Yes!
00:00:57You win!
00:00:57You win!
00:00:58You win!
00:01:01Boss!
00:01:02The trading system is down!
00:01:07What?
00:01:08The trading system is down!
00:01:11We need you!
00:01:18the system is still placing counter trend orders the more the market rises the faster we're selling
00:01:23all my stop losses are firing like crazy we're down 100 million already the computer thinks
00:01:29this is normal i i can't do anything no matter what i try if we do this for another hour
00:01:33we're
00:01:33gonna be filing for chapter 11 don't panic the boss is here stop staring and get out of the chair
00:01:47go
00:02:10yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators so the model things up is down
00:02:15and down is up so naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should
00:02:28boss even you can't solve it
00:02:32sorry food coma is hitting hard mind grabbing me a coke
00:02:39who does she think she's fooling what does a woman possibly know about all this
00:02:42if she fixes it i'll quit immediately you're gonna eat those words faster than jessica's eating those
00:02:46chips
00:02:51here you go boss
00:03:06relax people i just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden
00:03:10go home get some sleep
00:03:14and with that we're gone thank you boss you truly are the mvp
00:03:19all right let's go folks come on let her work let's go
00:03:47nailed it
00:04:08The model's fixed?
00:04:09The company account.
00:04:10Haas is insane!
00:04:12Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing one night.
00:04:16Time to update that resume, Tom?
00:04:17Or was all that big talk just hot air?
00:04:20Mark, who is our boss?
00:04:22Really?
00:04:22Clueless as usual, Tom.
00:04:24Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
00:04:27Her algorithm is the reason why TB Security is a tyrant.
00:04:30What on earth are we doing during work hours?
00:04:34And you are?
00:04:36Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO.
00:04:40Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
00:04:43And last time I checked, these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
00:04:48It's actually funny you mention that.
00:04:49You are fired!
00:04:51What?
00:04:53Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:04:58Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:05:01Only the best work here.
00:05:04We made it here on pure talent.
00:05:06You want to talk about mediocrity?
00:05:08Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
00:05:12Did you just hit her?
00:05:15What the hell's wrong with you?
00:05:16I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
00:05:23Here is your hush money.
00:05:25Take it and get out.
00:05:28You know what?
00:05:30Here's a little extra.
00:05:31Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
00:05:34No one wants to see that.
00:05:36Drop it.
00:05:36Just go handle this much as fuck.
00:05:39The board paid insane money for her brain.
00:05:42Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
00:05:44Listen up, everybody.
00:05:45The market is a savage wilderness.
00:05:48It is a dog-eat-dog world.
00:05:50It is eat or be eaten.
00:05:52You need to be apex predators, not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
00:05:59Those will be eaten.
00:06:01But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you, will be rewarded accordingly.
00:06:11Well, top of the leaderboard is Katelyn.
00:06:18Where's my superstar?
00:06:19That would be me.
00:06:21Katelyn.
00:06:24Is this Katelyn Twist?
00:06:26Are you a Katelyn Twist fan?
00:06:27You know, she has a concert tonight.
00:06:28Would you want to go?
00:06:29God, yes.
00:06:30This is perfect.
00:06:31It's perfect.
00:06:32Go now before you're late.
00:06:34And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fired.
00:06:38What?
00:06:38Why?
00:06:39The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
00:06:41You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Katelyn Twist above making traits.
00:06:45Those numbers must be fake.
00:06:47And who's your boss?
00:06:48I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
00:06:50It's Jessica.
00:06:52She's here.
00:07:08You are fired.
00:07:12Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
00:07:15Who I am doesn't matter.
00:07:16All that matters is that you are fired.
00:07:19Are you certain about firing me?
00:07:20You think you're some unicorn employed that this place will crash and burn without your
00:07:23precious brain?
00:07:24You wouldn't say that, exactly.
00:07:25Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
00:07:29Yeah, and we even made a profit.
00:07:31You expect me to believe that?
00:07:33Her name wasn't even on those reports.
00:07:34So take your headphones and beat it.
00:07:39Can't trash ruin my shoes.
00:07:42And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
00:07:47And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
00:07:49So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
00:07:52Leave them alone.
00:07:53They have nothing to do with this.
00:07:54I'll go.
00:07:57What?
00:07:58Is office drama more important than making money now?
00:08:08Susan!
00:08:15Boss.
00:08:16She's high up in trading.
00:08:18Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
00:08:23Susan.
00:08:23Susan.
00:08:24Susan.
00:08:25Look around.
00:08:26Finance is a men's game.
00:08:28Okay.
00:08:28As far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
00:08:32All right.
00:08:32I did us a favor.
00:08:33We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
00:08:40Dad, how's it going?
00:08:42I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
00:08:50Woman executive?
00:08:51Don't tell me it's...
00:08:59Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:09:03Just need your signature to close it.
00:09:06Boss.
00:09:08Boss.
00:09:09What?
00:09:10Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:09:13What crush?
00:09:14You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:09:16We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:09:19What if she's married already?
00:09:21Well, yeah.
00:09:22She's incredible.
00:09:23Of course others would see that too.
00:09:25Not happening.
00:09:31Where are you going?
00:09:32To the racetrack.
00:09:34Boss.
00:09:36To the racetrack.
00:09:49You win.
00:09:50Yes.
00:09:55Boss.
00:09:57The trading system is down.
00:10:02What?
00:10:03The trading system is down.
00:10:05We need you.
00:10:12The system is still placing counter trend orders.
00:10:15The more the market rises, the faster we're selling.
00:10:18All my stop losses are firing like crazy.
00:10:21We're down a hundred million already.
00:10:23The computer thinks this is normal.
00:10:25I can't do anything no matter what I try.
00:10:26If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
00:10:30Don't panic.
00:10:31The boss is here.
00:10:40Stop staring and get out of the chair.
00:10:42Go.
00:10:42Go.
00:11:04Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
00:11:06So the model thinks up is down, and down is up, so naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what
00:11:14it should.
00:11:22Boss, even you can't solve it?
00:11:26Sorry, food coma's hitting hard. Mind grabbing me a coke?
00:11:33Who does she think she's fooling? What does a woman possibly know about all this? If she fixes it, I'll
00:11:38quit immediately.
00:11:39You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
00:11:45Here you go, boss.
00:12:01Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
00:12:05Go home, get some sleep.
00:12:08And with that, we're gone.
00:12:11Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
00:12:14Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
00:12:42Nailed it.
00:12:45Nailed it.
00:13:02The model's fixed?
00:13:04The company account.
00:13:05Boss is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
00:13:10Time to update that resume, Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
00:13:14Mark, who is our boss, really?
00:13:17Though this is usual, Tom.
00:13:19Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
00:13:21Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a ty-
00:13:25What on earth are we doing during work hours?
00:13:29And you are?
00:13:30Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
00:13:34Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
00:13:38And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
00:13:42Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
00:13:43You are fired.
00:13:45What?
00:13:48Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:13:52Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:13:56Only the best work here.
00:13:59You made it here on pure talent.
00:14:01You want to talk about mediocrity?
00:14:03Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
00:14:05Did you just hit her?
00:14:09What the hell's wrong with you?
00:14:11I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
00:14:18Here is your hush money.
00:14:20Take it and get out.
00:14:22You know what?
00:14:24Here's a little extra.
00:14:26Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
00:14:28No one wants to see that.
00:14:30Drop it.
00:14:31Just go handle as much as work.
00:14:34The board paid insane money for her brain.
00:14:37Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
00:14:39Listen up, everybody.
00:14:40The market is a savage wilderness.
00:14:43It is a dog-eat-dog world.
00:14:44It is eat or be eaten.
00:14:46You need to be apex predators.
00:14:49Not little, fluffy, performance-faking rabbits.
00:14:53Those will be eaten.
00:14:55But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
00:15:06The top of the leaderboard is...
00:15:10Caitlin!
00:15:12Where's my superstar?
00:15:14That would be me.
00:15:16Caitlin.
00:15:18Is this Kayla Twist?
00:15:20Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
00:15:22You know, she has a concert tonight.
00:15:23Would you want to go?
00:15:24God, yes.
00:15:25This is perfect.
00:15:25It's perfect!
00:15:26Go now, before you're late!
00:15:28And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fired.
00:15:32What?
00:15:33Why?
00:15:34The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
00:15:36You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
00:15:40Those numbers must be fake.
00:15:42And who's your boss?
00:15:42I need to meet the clown that runs this circus!
00:15:45It's Jessica!
00:15:46She's here!
00:16:02You are fired!
00:16:06Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
00:16:10Who I am doesn't matter.
00:16:11All that matters is that you are fired!
00:16:13Are you certain about firing me?
00:16:15You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
00:16:19You wouldn't say that, exactly.
00:16:20Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
00:16:24Yeah, and we even made a profit.
00:16:26You expect me to believe that?
00:16:27Her name wasn't even on those reports.
00:16:29So take your headphones and beat it.
00:16:34Can't trash ruin my shoes.
00:16:36And to you defenders.
00:16:38Finance takes timing and judgement.
00:16:41And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
00:16:44So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
00:16:46Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
00:16:49I'll go.
00:16:52What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
00:16:58Thank you!
00:17:02Susan!
00:17:10Boss, she's high up in trading.
00:17:13Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
00:17:17Susan, Susan, Susan.
00:17:19Look around. Finance is a men's game.
00:17:22Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there, woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
00:17:27Alright, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
00:17:34Dad, how's it going?
00:17:37I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
00:17:45Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
00:17:54Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
00:18:01Boss.
00:18:02Boss!
00:18:03What?
00:18:04Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:18:07What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:18:11We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
00:18:15Well, yeah. She's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
00:18:20Not happening.
00:18:25Where are you going?
00:18:27To the racetrack.
00:18:28Boss!
00:18:30To the racetrack.
00:18:41To the racetrack.
00:18:43You win!
00:18:45Yes!
00:18:50Boss!
00:18:51The trading system is down!
00:18:56What?
00:18:57The trading system is down!
00:19:00We need you!
00:19:07The system is still placing counter-trend orders! The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
00:19:12All my stop losses are firing like crazy!
00:19:15We're down a hundred million already!
00:19:17The computer thinks this is normal! I can't do anything no matter what I try!
00:19:21If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
00:19:25Don't panic! The boss is here!
00:19:34Stop staring and get out of the chair!
00:19:36Go!
00:19:37Go!
00:19:58Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
00:20:01So the model thinks up is down, and down is up.
00:20:06So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
00:20:17Boss? Even you can't solve it?
00:20:20Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
00:20:23Mind grabbing me a Coke?
00:20:28Who does she think she's fooling?
00:20:29What does a woman possibly know about all this?
00:20:32If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
00:20:33You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
00:20:40Here you go, boss.
00:20:55Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
00:20:59Go home. Get some sleep.
00:21:03And with that, we're gone.
00:21:05Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
00:21:08All right. Let's go, folks. Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
00:21:25Come on. Let her work. Let's go.
00:21:27Please.
00:21:37Nailed it.
00:21:57The models fixed?
00:21:58The company account.
00:21:59Haas is insane!
00:22:01Fixed the glitch, saved our butts,
00:22:03and made a killing in one night.
00:22:05Time to update that resume, Tom?
00:22:07Or was all that big talk just hot air?
00:22:09Mark, who is our boss?
00:22:11Really?
00:22:11Clueless as usual, Tom.
00:22:13Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
00:22:16Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
00:22:19What on earth are we doing during work hours?
00:22:23And you are?
00:22:25Meet the chairman's son.
00:22:26You are a new CEO.
00:22:29Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
00:22:33And last time I checked,
00:22:34these are crime trading hours, aren't they?
00:22:36Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
00:22:38You are fired!
00:22:40Us?
00:22:42Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:22:47Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:22:50Only the best work here.
00:22:53You made it here on pure talent.
00:22:55You want to talk about mediocrity?
00:22:57Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
00:23:02You just hit her?
00:23:03What the hell's wrong with you?
00:23:05I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
00:23:12Here is your hush money.
00:23:14Take it and get out.
00:23:17You know what?
00:23:19Here's a little extra.
00:23:20Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
00:23:23No one wants to see that.
00:23:25Drop it.
00:23:26Just go handle as much as work.
00:23:28The board paid insane money for her brain.
00:23:30And Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
00:23:33Listen up, everybody.
00:23:34The market is a savage wilderness.
00:23:37It is a dog-eat-dog world.
00:23:39It is eat or be eaten.
00:23:41You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
00:23:48Those will be eaten.
00:23:49But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
00:24:01Top of the leaderboard is...
00:24:05Caitlin!
00:24:06Where's my superstar?
00:24:08That would be me.
00:24:10Caitlin.
00:24:12Is this Kayla Twist?
00:24:15Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
00:24:16You know, she has a concert tonight.
00:24:17Would you want to go?
00:24:18God, yes.
00:24:19This is perfect.
00:24:20It's perfect.
00:24:21Go now before you're late.
00:24:22And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fine.
00:24:27What?
00:24:27Why?
00:24:28The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
00:24:30You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
00:24:34Those numbers must be fake.
00:24:36Now, who's your boss?
00:24:37I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
00:24:39It's Jessica.
00:24:41She's here.
00:24:56You are fired.
00:25:01Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
00:25:04Who I am doesn't matter.
00:25:05All that matters is that you are fired.
00:25:08Are you certain about firing me?
00:25:09You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
00:25:13You wouldn't say that exactly.
00:25:14Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
00:25:18Yeah, and we even made a profit.
00:25:20You expect me to believe that?
00:25:22Her name wasn't even on those reports.
00:25:24So take your headphones and beat it.
00:25:28Can't trash ruin my shoes.
00:25:31And to you defenders.
00:25:33Finance takes timing and judgment.
00:25:35And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
00:25:38So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
00:25:41Leave them alone.
00:25:41They have nothing to do with this.
00:25:43I'll go.
00:25:46What?
00:25:47Is office drama more important than making money now?
00:25:57Susan!
00:26:05Boss, she's high up in trading.
00:26:07Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
00:26:12Susan, Susan, Susan.
00:26:14Look around.
00:26:15Finance is a men's game.
00:26:17Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
00:26:21All right, I did us a favor.
00:26:22We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
00:26:28I'm sorry.
00:26:29Dad, how's it going?
00:26:31I forgot to mention to you.
00:26:33There's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
00:26:39Woman executive?
00:26:40Don't tell me it's...
00:26:48Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for 1.3 billion.
00:26:52Just need your signature to close it.
00:26:55Boss.
00:26:57Boss!
00:26:57What?
00:26:59Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:27:02What crush?
00:27:03You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:27:05We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:27:08What if she's married already?
00:27:10Well, yeah.
00:27:11She's incredible.
00:27:12Of course others would see that too.
00:27:14Not happening.
00:27:20Where are you going?
00:27:21To the racetrack.
00:27:22Boss!
00:27:25Do the racetrack.
00:27:38You win!
00:27:39Yes!
00:27:44Boss!
00:27:46The trading system is down!
00:27:51What?
00:27:51The trading system is down!
00:27:54We need you!
00:28:01The system is still placing counter-trend orders!
00:28:04The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
00:28:07All my stop losses are firing like crazy!
00:28:09We're down a hundred million already!
00:28:12The computer thinks this is normal!
00:28:14I can't do anything no matter what I try!
00:28:15If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
00:28:19Don't panic!
00:28:20The boss is here!
00:28:29We'll stop staring and get out of the chair!
00:28:36We'll stop staring and get out of the chair!
00:28:53Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
00:28:56So the model thinks up is down, and down is up.
00:29:00So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what it should.
00:29:11Boss?
00:29:12Even you can't solve it?
00:29:15Sorry.
00:29:16Food coma's hitting hard.
00:29:18Mind grabbing me a Coke?
00:29:22Who does she think she's fooling?
00:29:24What does a woman possibly know about all this?
00:29:26If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
00:29:28You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
00:29:34Here you go, boss.
00:29:49Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
00:29:54Go home, get some sleep.
00:29:57And with that, we're gone.
00:30:00Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
00:30:03All right, let's go, folks.
00:30:04Come on, let her work. Let's go.
00:30:21Let's go.
00:30:31Nailed it.
00:30:51The model's fixed?
00:30:53The company account.
00:30:54Hoss is insane!
00:30:56Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
00:30:59Time to update that resume, Tom?
00:31:01Or was all that big talk just hot air?
00:31:03Mark, who is our boss, really?
00:31:06Clueless as usual, Tom.
00:31:07Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
00:31:10Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
00:31:14What on earth are we doing during work hours?
00:31:18And you are?
00:31:19Meet the chairman's son.
00:31:21Your new CEO.
00:31:23Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
00:31:27And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
00:31:31Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
00:31:32You are fired!
00:31:34Russ?
00:31:36Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:31:41Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:31:44Only the best work here.
00:31:48You made it here on pure talent.
00:31:50You want to talk about mediocrity?
00:31:52Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
00:31:56You just hit her?
00:31:58What the hell's wrong with you?
00:31:59I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
00:32:07Here is your hush money.
00:32:09Take it and get out.
00:32:11You know what?
00:32:13Here's a little extra.
00:32:15Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
00:32:17No one wants to see that.
00:32:19Drop it.
00:32:20Just go handle this much as fuck.
00:32:23I'm bored paying insane money for her brain.
00:32:26Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
00:32:27Listen up, everybody.
00:32:29The market is a savage wilderness.
00:32:32It is a dog-eat-dog world.
00:32:33It is eat or be eaten.
00:32:35You need to be apex predators,
00:32:38not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
00:32:42Those will be eaten.
00:32:44But the real alphas,
00:32:46the real rainmakers among you,
00:32:49will be rewarded accordingly.
00:32:55At the top of the leaderboard is...
00:32:59Caitlin!
00:33:01Where's my superstar?
00:33:03That would be me.
00:33:05Caitlin.
00:33:07Is this Kayla Twist?
00:33:09Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
00:33:11You know, she has a concert tonight.
00:33:12Would you want to go?
00:33:13God, yes.
00:33:14This is perfect.
00:33:14It's perfect!
00:33:15Go now, before you're late!
00:33:17And as soon as the concert's over,
00:33:19clean out your desk,
00:33:20because you're fired.
00:33:21What?
00:33:22Why?
00:33:23The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
00:33:25You know, I figured a traitor
00:33:26wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making traits.
00:33:29Those numbers must be fake.
00:33:31And who's your boss?
00:33:31I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
00:33:34It's Jessica.
00:33:35She's here.
00:33:51You are fired.
00:33:55Move your damn foot
00:33:56and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
00:33:59Who I am doesn't matter.
00:34:00All that matters is that you are fired.
00:34:02Are you certain about firing me?
00:34:04You think you're some unicorn employee
00:34:05that this place will crash and burn
00:34:06without your precious brain?
00:34:07You wouldn't say that, exactly.
00:34:09Jessica hasn't slept
00:34:10because she was busy saving us nine figures
00:34:12because of a bug.
00:34:13Yeah, and we even made a profit.
00:34:15You expect me to believe that?
00:34:16Her name wasn't even on those reports.
00:34:18So take your headphones and beat it.
00:34:23Can't trash ruin my shoes.
00:34:25And to you defenders,
00:34:27finance takes timing and judgment.
00:34:30And sticking up for her
00:34:31shows that you have neither.
00:34:33So pack your crap
00:34:34and follow her out the door.
00:34:35Leave them alone.
00:34:36They have nothing to do with this.
00:34:38I'll go.
00:34:41What?
00:34:41Is office drama more important
00:34:43than making money now?
00:34:51Susan!
00:34:58Boss,
00:35:00she's high up in trading.
00:35:02Firing her out of nowhere
00:35:03might be problematic.
00:35:06Susan, Susan, Susan.
00:35:08Look around.
00:35:09Finance is a men's game.
00:35:11Okay, as far as I'm concerned,
00:35:12she was just sitting there
00:35:13woman in a chair
00:35:14and cashing paychecks.
00:35:16All right, I did us a favor.
00:35:17We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
00:35:23Dad, how's it going?
00:35:25I forgot to mention to you
00:35:27there's this one woman exec
00:35:30you absolutely cannot mess with.
00:35:34Woman executive?
00:35:35Don't tell me it's...
00:35:43Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition
00:35:45for $1.3 billion.
00:35:46Just need your signature to close it.
00:35:50Boss.
00:35:51Boss!
00:35:52What?
00:35:53Don't tell me you're looking at pictures
00:35:55of your crush Jessica again.
00:35:56What crush?
00:35:58You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:36:00We've been hunting for her for eight years
00:36:02with no luck.
00:36:02What if she's married already?
00:36:04Well, yeah.
00:36:05She's incredible.
00:36:06Of course others would see that too.
00:36:08Not happening.
00:36:14Where are you going?
00:36:15To the racetrack.
00:36:17Boss!
00:36:19To the racetrack.
00:36:32You win!
00:36:33Yes!
00:36:39Boss!
00:36:40The trading system is down!
00:36:45What?
00:36:46The trading system is down!
00:36:49We need you!
00:36:56The system is still placing counter-trend orders.
00:36:58The more the market rises,
00:36:59the faster we're selling.
00:37:01All my stop-losses are firing like crazy!
00:37:04We're down a hundred million already.
00:37:06The computer thinks this is normal.
00:37:08I can't do anything no matter what I try.
00:37:10If we do this for another hour,
00:37:11we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
00:37:14Don't panic!
00:37:15The boss is here!
00:37:23Stop staring and get out of the chair!
00:37:25Go!
00:37:26Go!
00:37:26Go!
00:37:30Go!
00:37:47Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
00:37:50So the model thinks up is down, and down is up, so naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what
00:37:57it should.
00:38:06Boss, even you can't solve it?
00:38:09Sorry, food coma's hitting hard. Mind grabbing me a coke?
00:38:16Who does she think she's fooling? What does a woman possibly know about all this? If she fixes it, I'll
00:38:22quit immediately.
00:38:22You're gonna eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
00:38:29Here you go, boss.
00:38:44Relax, people. I just gotta reset one more parameter and we're golden.
00:38:48Go home, get some sleep.
00:38:52And with that, we're gone.
00:38:54Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
00:38:57Alright, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
00:39:25Nailed it.
00:39:29Nailed it.
00:39:46The model's fixed?
00:39:47The company account.
00:39:48Boss is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night. Time to update that
00:39:54resume, Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
00:39:57Mark, who is our boss, really?
00:40:00Well, this is usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
00:40:05Her algorithm is the reason why TB security is a ty-
00:40:08What on earth are we doing during work hours?
00:40:12And you are?
00:40:14Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
00:40:17Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
00:40:21And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
00:40:25Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
00:40:27You are fired.
00:40:29Us?
00:40:31Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:40:36Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:40:39Only the best work here.
00:40:42You made it here on pure talent.
00:40:44You want to talk about mediocrity?
00:40:46Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
00:40:50Did you just hit her?
00:40:52What the hell's wrong with you?
00:40:54I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
00:41:01Here is your hush money. Take it and get out.
00:41:06You know what? Here's a little extra.
00:41:09Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
00:41:14Drop it. Just go handle as much as work.
00:41:17The board paid insane money for her brain.
00:41:20Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
00:41:22Listen up, everybody.
00:41:23The market is a savage wilderness.
00:41:26It is a dog-eat-dog world.
00:41:28It is eat or be eaten.
00:41:30You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
00:41:36Those will be eaten.
00:41:39But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
00:41:49Top of the leaderboard is...
00:41:54Caitlin!
00:41:55Where's my superstar?
00:41:57That would be me.
00:41:59Caitlin.
00:42:02Is this...
00:42:02Kayla Twist?
00:42:04Are...
00:42:04Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
00:42:05You know, she has a concert tonight.
00:42:06Would you want to go?
00:42:07God, yes.
00:42:08This is perfect.
00:42:09It's perfect!
00:42:10Go, now, before you're late.
00:42:11And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk, cause you're fine.
00:42:16What?
00:42:16Why?
00:42:17The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
00:42:19You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
00:42:23Those numbers must be fake.
00:42:25And who's your boss?
00:42:26I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
00:42:28It's Jessica.
00:42:30She's here.
00:42:45You are fired.
00:42:50Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
00:42:53Who I am doesn't matter.
00:42:54All that matters is that you are fired.
00:42:56Are you certain about firing me?
00:42:58You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your
00:43:01precious brain?
00:43:02You wouldn't say that, exactly.
00:43:03Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
00:43:07Yeah, and we even made a profit.
00:43:09You expect me to believe that?
00:43:11Her name wasn't even on those reports.
00:43:13So take your headphones and beat it.
00:43:17Can't trash ruin my shoes.
00:43:19And two defenders.
00:43:21Finance takes timing and judgment.
00:43:24And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
00:43:27So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
00:43:30Leave them alone.
00:43:30They have nothing to do with this.
00:43:32I'll go.
00:43:35What?
00:43:36Is office drama more important than making money now?
00:43:46Susan!
00:43:59Susan!
00:44:01Susan!
00:44:02Susan!
00:44:03Look around.
00:44:04Finance is a men's game.
00:44:05Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing
00:44:09paychecks.
00:44:10Alright?
00:44:10I did us a favor.
00:44:11We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
00:44:18Dad, how's it going?
00:44:20I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
00:44:28Woman executive?
00:44:29Don't tell me it's...
00:44:37Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion.
00:44:41Just need your signature to close it.
00:44:44Boss.
00:44:46Boss!
00:44:47What?
00:44:48Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:44:51What crush?
00:44:52You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:44:54We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck.
00:44:57What if she's married already?
00:44:59Well, yeah.
00:44:59She's incredible.
00:45:01Of course others would see that too.
00:45:03Not happening.
00:45:08Where are you going?
00:45:10To the racetrack.
00:45:11Buzz!
00:45:13To the racetrack.
00:45:19Buzz!
00:45:29To the racetrack.
00:45:34The trading system is down.
00:45:40What?
00:45:41The trading system is down.
00:45:43We need you.
00:45:50The system is still placing counter trend orders.
00:45:53The more the market rises the faster we're selling.
00:45:55All my stop bosses are firing like crazy.
00:45:58We're down a hundred million already.
00:46:01The computer thinks this is normal.
00:46:03I can't do anything no matter what I try.
00:46:04If we do this for another hour we're going to be filing for chapter 11.
00:46:08Don't panic!
00:46:09The boss is here!
00:46:18Stop staring and get out of the chair!
00:46:19Go!
00:46:20Go!
00:46:37To the defense feeding system here!
00:46:42Yessery's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
00:46:45So the model thinks up is down and down is up, so naturally it's doing exactly the opposite
00:46:51of what it should.
00:47:00Boss?
00:47:01Even you can't solve it?
00:47:04Sorry.
00:47:04Food coma is hitting hard.
00:47:07Mind grabbing me a coke?
00:47:11Who does she think she's fooling?
00:47:13What does a woman possibly know about all this?
00:47:15If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
00:47:17You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
00:47:23Here you go, boss.
00:47:38Relax, people. I just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
00:47:43Go home. Get some sleep.
00:47:46And with that, we're gone.
00:47:49Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
00:47:52All right, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go.
00:48:20Nailed it.
00:48:23Nailed it.
00:48:40The model's fixed?
00:48:42The company account.
00:48:43Hoss is insane. Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
00:48:48Time to update that resume, Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
00:48:52Mark, who is our boss, really?
00:48:55Clueless as usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
00:48:59Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a titan.
00:49:02What on earth are we doing during work hours?
00:49:07And you are?
00:49:08Meet the chairman's son. Your new CEO.
00:49:12Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
00:49:16And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
00:49:20Well, it's actually funny you mention that.
00:49:21You are fired.
00:49:23What?
00:49:25Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:49:30Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity. Only the best work here.
00:49:37We made it here on pure talent. You want to talk about mediocrity?
00:49:40Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position.
00:49:45You just hit her? What the hell's wrong with you?
00:49:48I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
00:49:56Here is your hush money. Take it and get out.
00:50:00You know what? Here's a little extra.
00:50:04Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise. No one wants to see that.
00:50:08Drop it. Just go handle as much as work.
00:50:12The board paid insane money for her brain. Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
00:50:16Listen up, everybody. The market is a savage wilderness. It is a dog-eat-dog world. It is eat
00:50:22or be eaten. You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
00:50:31Those will be eaten. But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
00:50:44Top of the leaderboard is...
00:50:48Katelyn! Where's my superstar?
00:50:52That would be me.
00:50:53Katelyn.
00:50:54Katelyn.
00:50:56Is this Kayla Twist? Are you a Kayla Twist fan? You know, she has a concert tonight. Would you want
00:51:01to go?
00:51:02God, yes.
00:51:02This is perfect. It's perfect! Go now, before you're late. And as soon as the concert's over,
00:51:08clean out your desk, because you're fine.
00:51:10What? Why?
00:51:11The Nikkei opens during concert hours. You know, I figured a traitor wouldn't put Kayla Twist above making trades.
00:51:18Those numbers must be fake.
00:51:20Who's your boss? I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
00:51:22It's Jessica. She's here.
00:51:40You are fired.
00:51:44Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
00:51:48Who I am doesn't matter. All that matters is that you are fired.
00:51:51Are you certain about firing me?
00:51:53You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
00:51:56You wouldn't say that, exactly.
00:51:58Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
00:52:02Yeah, and we even made a profit.
00:52:04You expect me to believe that? Her name wasn't even on those reports.
00:52:07So take your headphones and beat it.
00:52:12Damn trash ruined my shoes.
00:52:14And two defenders. Finance takes timing and judgment.
00:52:19And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
00:52:21So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
00:52:24Leave them alone. They have nothing to do with this.
00:52:26I'll go.
00:52:30What? Is office drama more important than making money now?
00:52:40Susan!
00:52:49Boss, she's high up in trading.
00:52:51Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
00:52:55Susan, Susan, Susan.
00:52:57Look around. Finance is a men's game.
00:53:00Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there warming a chair and cashing paychecks.
00:53:05All right, I did us a favor. We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
00:53:12We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
00:53:13Dad, how's it going?
00:53:14I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
00:53:22Woman executive? Don't tell me it's...
00:53:32Hey boss, we locked in the SkyEdge tech acquisition for $1.3 billion. Just need your signature to close it.
00:53:39Boss.
00:53:40Boss!
00:53:41What?
00:53:42Don't tell me you're looking at pictures of your crush Jessica again.
00:53:45What crush? You're looking at the future Mrs. Clooney.
00:53:49We've been hunting for her for eight years with no luck. What if she's married already?
00:53:53Well yeah, she's incredible. Of course others would see that too.
00:53:58Not happening.
00:54:03Where are you going?
00:54:04To the racetrack.
00:54:06Boss!
00:54:08To the racetrack.
00:54:21You win!
00:54:22Yes!
00:54:28Boss!
00:54:29The trading system is down!
00:54:34What?
00:54:35The trading system is down!
00:54:38We need you!
00:54:45The system is still placing counter-trend orders! The more the market rises, the faster we're selling!
00:54:50All my stop losses are firing like crazy!
00:54:53We're down a hundred million already!
00:54:55The computer thinks this is normal! I can't do anything no matter what I try!
00:54:59If we do this for another hour, we're going to be filing for chapter 11!
00:55:02Don't panic! The boss is here!
00:55:12Stop staring and get out of the chair! Go!
00:55:15Go!
00:55:15Go!
00:55:36Go!
00:55:37Yesterday's rate cut didn't make it into our baseline indicators.
00:55:39So the model thinks up is down and down is up. So naturally it's doing exactly the opposite of what
00:55:46it should.
00:55:55Boss? Even you can't solve it?
00:55:58Sorry. Food coma's hitting hard.
00:56:01Mind grabbing me a Coke?
00:56:05Who does she think she's fooling?
00:56:07What does a woman possibly know about all this?
00:56:09If she fixes it, I'll quit immediately.
00:56:11You're going to eat those words faster than Jessica's eating those chips.
00:56:18Here you go, boss.
00:56:33Relax, people. I've just got to reset one more parameter and we're golden.
00:56:37Go home. Get some sleep.
00:56:41And with that, we're gone.
00:56:43Thank you, boss. You truly are the MVP.
00:56:46All right, let's go, folks. Come on, let her work. Let's go!
00:57:14Nailed it.
00:57:18Nailed it.
00:57:35The model's fixed?
00:57:36The company account.
00:57:37Boss is insane! Fixed the glitch, saved our butts, and made a killing in one night.
00:57:42Time to update that resume, Tom? Or was all that big talk just hot air?
00:57:47Mark, who is our boss?
00:57:49Really?
00:57:49Clueless as usual, Tom. Jessica wrote our quant trading model from scratch.
00:57:54Our algorithm is the reason why TB security is a ty-
00:57:57What on earth are we doing during work hours?
00:58:01And you are?
00:58:02Meet the chairman's son, your new CEO. Of course, his talents have the board's complete endorsement.
00:58:10And last time I checked, these are prime trading hours, aren't they?
00:58:14Well, it's actually funny you mention that, but-
00:58:16You are fired, boss.
00:58:20Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:58:25Here at TB, we do not tolerate mediocrity.
00:58:28Only the best work here.
00:58:31You made it here on pure talent.
00:58:33You don't want to talk about mediocrity?
00:58:35Let's discuss that trust fund that bought your position-
00:58:38Did you just hit her?
00:58:41What the hell's wrong with you?
00:58:43I'm not going to waste my time talking to garbage.
00:58:50Here is your hush money.
00:58:52Take it and get out.
00:58:55You know what?
00:58:56Here's a little extra.
00:58:58Use it to buy yourself some makeup and cover up that bruise.
00:59:01No one wants to see that.
00:59:02Drop it.
00:59:03Just go handle as much as work.
00:59:06The board paid insane money for her brain.
00:59:09Jackson won't have the guts to touch her.
00:59:11Listen up, everybody.
00:59:12The market is a savage wilderness.
00:59:15It is a dog-eat-dog world.
00:59:16It is eat or be eaten.
00:59:19You need to be apex predators, not little fluffy performance-faking rabbits.
00:59:25Those will be eaten.
00:59:28But the real alphas, the real rainmakers among you will be rewarded accordingly.
00:59:34Wait.
00:59:39Top of the leaderboard is...
00:59:43Caitlyn!
00:59:44Where's my superstar?
00:59:46That would be me.
00:59:48Caitlyn.
00:59:51Is this...
00:59:52...Kayla Twist?
00:59:53Are...
00:59:53Are you a Kayla Twist fan?
00:59:54You know, she has a concert tonight.
00:59:55Would you want to go?
00:59:56God, yes.
00:59:57This is perfect.
00:59:58It's perfect.
00:59:59Go now, before you're late.
01:00:00And as soon as the concert's over, clean out your desk because you're fine.
01:00:04What?
01:00:05Why?
01:00:06The Nikkei opens during concert hours.
01:00:08You know, I figured a trader wouldn't put Caitlyn Twist above making trades.
01:00:12Those numbers must be fake.
01:00:14Now, who's your boss?
01:00:15I need to meet the clown that runs this circus.
01:00:17It's Jessica.
01:00:19She's here.
01:00:34You are fired.
01:00:39Move your damn foot and explain what rock you crawled out from under.
01:00:42Who I am doesn't matter.
01:00:43All that matters is that you are fired.
01:00:46Are you certain about firing me?
01:00:47You think you're some unicorn employee that this place will crash and burn without your precious brain?
01:00:51You wouldn't say that, exactly.
01:00:52Jessica hasn't slept because she was busy saving us nine figures because of a bug.
01:00:56Yeah, and we even made a profit.
01:00:58You expect me to believe that?
01:01:00Her name wasn't even on those reports.
01:01:02So take your headphones and beat it.
01:01:06I can't trash ruin my shoes.
01:01:09And to you defenders, finance takes timing and judgment.
01:01:13And sticking up for her shows that you have neither.
01:01:16So pack your crap and follow her out the door.
01:01:18Leave them alone.
01:01:19They have nothing to do with this.
01:01:21I'll go.
01:01:24What, is office drama more important than making money now?
01:01:35Susan!
01:01:43Boss, she's high up in trading.
01:01:45Firing her out of nowhere might be problematic.
01:01:49Susan, Susan, Susan.
01:01:52Look around.
01:01:53Finance is a men's game.
01:01:54Okay, as far as I'm concerned, she was just sitting there woman in a chair and cashing paychecks.
01:01:59All right, I did us a favor.
01:02:00We should have squashed that bug a while ago.
01:02:07Dad, how's it going?
01:02:09I forgot to mention to you, there's this one woman exec you absolutely cannot mess with.
01:02:17What?
01:02:17You know, how are you doing things no matter?
01:02:17A woman executive?
01:02:18I am not going to do a woman recruitment.
01:02:18I think you're a girl you never have known about supporting her.
01:02:18I owe you quite a part of practice.
01:02:18I don't know.
01:02:19We're talking about Torture.
01:02:21That's not a道 path.
01:02:21I'm not going to do a movie anymore.
01:02:21That's the Gel sing.
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