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00:06Get out of the Easter eggs, Matthew.
00:08I'm having my first Easter egg.
00:10No, no, no, no, no, naughty, naughty.
00:16Mum.
00:17What, what, what?
00:18Yeah, no, it's the wrappers.
00:20It's okay.
00:21I'm over it.
00:22Don't use my fridge if you leave wrappers in there.
00:25It's my house, Holly.
00:28Every evening in Australia,
00:29Drumroll!
00:31Camera lights action, baby.
00:33TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:36No.
00:36Yeah.
00:37Porky.
00:37We're done here.
00:39But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:42No.
00:42Oh, heck yes.
00:43Yes!
00:44Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:49Do you know who loves this show?
00:50Blokes.
00:50Ha, ha, ha, that's cool ass.
00:52Do you know who doesn't love this show?
00:53Me.
00:55This week, we caught up with an old favourite.
00:58Oh, I love this.
00:59The heart is warm and my jaw is sore from smiling and laughing so much.
01:04We discovered...
01:05That showed the studio that everyone's talking about.
01:07This is a train wreck that I, Dad said, will not stop watching.
01:11And...
01:11Here we go, here we go, here we go.
01:13Spoiler alert.
01:14Oh, my God!
01:15We finally see who dies in the finale of The White Lotus.
01:19Remind me never to stay at a White Lotus for risk of death.
01:30In Melbourne, Anastasia's reconsidering getting an aquarium.
01:33You've got to set it up with the water and everything, the filter, and then you're going
01:37to leave it like that for two weeks, then you're going to take a sample of the water back
01:40to the pet shop and you're not allowed to have the bowls anymore.
01:43So I said, you know what?
01:45Keep your freaking fish.
01:46On Monday night, we were fired up...
01:51It's on!
01:52...for the grand final of...
01:54It's the final finale!
01:55Woo!
01:55Can you believe we're at the end?
01:57The final three showdown will be a battle of the brains.
02:01So we're down to three.
02:02We've got Miles.
02:04I like to live dangerously, baby.
02:06The Jungle Rat.
02:08Kalen.
02:08Kalen.
02:09The Biggerie.
02:10I'm going nuts and I'm loving it.
02:11Gee, for a brainiac, he's quite sexy.
02:14You can't have brains if you've got that six back.
02:17Who are you backing?
02:19To win.
02:20To win.
02:21I'd back Kalen.
02:22Or he could back me.
02:23And AJ, the wildcard poker player.
02:26I actually think AJ might have this in the bag.
02:28Now, I figured that, you know, you might need a little support from home.
02:32Bring in the family.
02:33Let's go.
02:34And you come in, I'll say, come away for 40-something days on here.
02:37What to bring her over for?
02:38Who's Miles got coming?
02:39Oh, it's Ollie.
02:42Has he got no one but his, like, nerdy best mate?
02:44Kalen, we've got someone special for you.
02:47His mum.
02:49G'day, mum.
02:50Hi.
02:52Kalen, introduce me.
02:53Oh.
02:54Introduce me?
02:55Jonathan, you dirty dog.
02:57Stop it.
02:58Are you ready to get to your final immunity challenge?
03:01Yes.
03:01It's time for the final challenge.
03:04For today's challenge.
03:05Standing on something for a really.
03:07Long time.
03:07You're going to stand on narrow pegs.
03:09Oh, my God.
03:10They're knobs there.
03:11That would hurt.
03:12This is just torture.
03:13Assume the position.
03:15Oh, assume the position.
03:16Oh, Kalen.
03:17Are you all right?
03:20You've been at this for two hours.
03:22Two hours?
03:23My podiatrist would absolutely.
03:26Oh!
03:28He's gone.
03:29Mile, you are in big trouble now.
03:32Final set of pegs.
03:33Oh, and these ones are going to have tiny little nipples on them.
03:38Oh, my God.
03:41Oh!
03:42AJ's off.
03:43Kalen wins.
03:45Let's go, Kalen.
03:46Woo!
03:46Challenge beast.
03:47Six packs out for Kalen.
03:50Oh, he picks him up and carries him off.
03:53Come here, little boy.
03:54I'd be like, bro, get yourself up.
03:56My feet are killing me.
03:57Kalen, that was crazy.
03:58This is the best part of the finale.
04:00If you win this, you get to pick who you take to the final.
04:03Miles is whispering, you're the best, you're the best.
04:05AJ hates you.
04:06Well, whatever he said worked, because...
04:08The 21st person voted out.
04:10AJ.
04:11AJ!
04:12AJ's gone!
04:14AJ.
04:15You are the weakest link.
04:17The tribe has spoken.
04:18That was sick.
04:19And JLP's even wearing a button-up shirt for it.
04:21Grab your torches, head back to camp.
04:23It'd be quite romantic back at camp, isn't it?
04:25Just the two of them.
04:26A bit of rumble in the jungle.
04:28No, no time for that.
04:29We need to find out who wins this thing.
04:32JLP?
04:33JLP's in a new shirt.
04:34Boys still look like shit.
04:36Let's go.
04:37Okay, the jury's in the house.
04:39It's all about the pitch at the end of the day.
04:42Because ultimately, it's the jury that decide.
04:44All right, Kalen, you want to kick it off?
04:46I think Kalen's liked a lot more.
04:48I attended 21 tribal councils,
04:51and I had one vote for the entire game.
04:53Oh!
04:54If you don't mind!
04:55So I just needed to be the sweetest, most innocent guy in the world.
04:58You are the sweetest, most innocent guy in the world.
05:00Don't pretend that's a persona.
05:02I actually hate kids, and I kick puppies.
05:04I've out-born the brains, and I out-thought the brains.
05:07Kalen, that was exceptional.
05:08That was really well said.
05:09Miles, what have you got to say?
05:10I took all the heat.
05:12I ended up with 26 votes, while Kalen ended up with one.
05:16Hit him with the stats and the data, Miles, you little nerd.
05:18When people see a dragon in this game,
05:21they try and slay that dragon.
05:23See, he's talking about dragons.
05:24But instead of trying to slay these dragons,
05:26what did I do?
05:26I rode them for the entire game.
05:28God, he's gone Game of Thrones on everyone.
05:30Stop nerding out so much.
05:31Bring her back.
05:31I survived by humbling myself
05:33and playing the poor little bottom boy.
05:35Bottom boy?
05:35He stole your title.
05:37That's why I believe I deserve your vote.
05:39Good speech, but I don't think it's going to help him.
05:41Kalen's was a better pitch, I thought.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Kalen is going to win this.
05:44Now it's time to vote for the sole survivor.
05:47Yeah, OK, hurry up.
05:48Stop talking.
05:48Just hurry up.
05:49We haven't got all day.
05:50I want to go to the toilet.
05:51All right, sorry.
05:52I'm going to read the votes.
05:54I'll read the votes, Jono.
05:55Remember, these votes are for a winner.
05:57My gosh, I'm nervous.
05:58I'm actually nervous.
05:59First vote, Miles.
06:02Miles only get the one vote.
06:05Miles.
06:06Oh, shit, he might get two.
06:08Miles.
06:09Oh, shit.
06:10No way, no way, no way.
06:12Miles.
06:13All votes, Miles.
06:14Look at him, little nerdy smile.
06:17Oh, yeah.
06:22Winner of Australian Survivor, Brains vs. Brawn.
06:24He knows, he's done it.
06:26Miles has actually done it.
06:28Miles.
06:30Miles, baby!
06:32Oh, the bottom boy becomes the top.
06:36Brawn, well done.
06:37I can buy all the Pokemon cards in the world.
06:41I'm finally going to have sex.
06:45That was so good.
06:46So good.
06:47How many sleeves till Survivor comes back next year?
06:49I'm going to go in the next one.
06:50How are you going to live 40 days without a beer?
06:53Well, maybe I won't go on it.
06:55Hmm.
07:06Mum, do you remember the time that you told me dogs give birth by vomiting?
07:11Bestie, I told you that when you were like, what, four years old?
07:15Yeah, but Mum never corrected the story with me.
07:17So I was 18, still thinking dogs gave birth via the mouth.
07:22How dumb were you, Bestie?
07:24This week, 10 aired a nature doco about things that can leap, bound and fly.
07:29Animals have taken to the air in ways we can only dream of.
07:34Who is this narrator?
07:35It's Amanda Keller, is it?
07:36Who's Amanda Keller again?
07:38Generic white woman, number one.
07:39Oh, I guess that makes me generic white woman, number two.
07:44Airborne.
07:44We are doing flying shit.
07:47Where are we going, Amanda?
07:48Namibia, one of the driest countries south of the Sahara.
07:52That looks like Bree's heels.
07:53Hey.
07:54I got a pedicure the other day.
07:55Mate, you need a cheese grater.
07:57It's a difficult time for this black-backed jackal pair.
08:00A black-backed jackal.
08:02Similar to Jad, but he's a jackass.
08:05Jackass.
08:06Less than half of pups make it through their first year.
08:10Oh, no.
08:11That would make a lovely purse, though, wouldn't it?
08:13What are they going to eat?
08:14Helmeted guinea fowl.
08:15Oh, my God.
08:16Guinea fowl is delicious.
08:18That's getting the family bucket right there.
08:20Out in the open, Dad is the perfect distraction.
08:23They focus on Dad while Mum...
08:26She's going to go from behind, Greek style.
08:28...with strong legs to accelerate quickly.
08:31Here she goes.
08:31She's on the chase.
08:32You think LeBron's got a leap.
08:34Watch this guy.
08:35She explodes into the air.
08:37Oh, baby!
08:40I got him!
08:41You know that's what I have to do every time to feed you, you know that?
08:44I just get the chicken from out of the air.
08:45Amanda then takes us to Indonesia, where we meet...
08:48Oh, not another tree.
08:49No, it's not.
08:50I either want a bat or an owl.
08:52Well, how about a spectral tarsius?
08:55You're right.
08:55No!
08:56It's a little possum.
08:58How cute.
08:58I want one.
08:59Look how big their hands are.
09:00It's like Brie.
09:01That is you, Brie.
09:02It looks like your phalanges.
09:03Each of her toes have large pads to give a firm grip.
09:06Just like me.
09:07Put them down.
09:08I could for sure climb a tree.
09:10You should also spin around.
09:12These nocturnal creatures...
09:13No wonder they're nocturnal.
09:14Look out of their eyes, mate.
09:15You should tell that thing shocking things all the time.
09:18Did you know that bananas are $20 a kilo at the moment?
09:20What?
09:21She can leap 40 times her own body length.
09:24You can jump 40 times your own body.
09:26Really?
09:26It's then time for the tasier and its mum to go searching for food.
09:30Oh, my gosh.
09:32It's a tiny version of the tiny version.
09:34Now she can turn her attention to finding dinner.
09:37Oh, yeah.
09:38Airborne.
09:40Oh, got it.
09:42It's like a ninja in the night.
09:43I'd love to be able to find my food like this,
09:45just fly into the supermarket and fly out.
09:47But they're not the only ones out hunting tonight.
09:51Oh, snake.
09:52Joe Blake.
09:52Oh, no.
09:54Hey, Gary, there's a snake coming.
09:55What?
09:56A snake?
09:57The baby is too young to flee.
09:59Oh, no.
10:00Oh, my God.
10:01Oh, someone save the baby.
10:03Come on, ninja.
10:04Come on.
10:04Jump.
10:05Mama to the rescue.
10:09I've got a story about a python.
10:11No, not now.
10:13Yes.
10:14Yes.
10:15Yes.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:17Look at that.
10:17Effortless landing.
10:19Execution, well done.
10:20Next, Amanda visits Borneo.
10:22Which family is this?
10:23Toucan.
10:24No, different bird.
10:25Oh, they're pecans.
10:27That's not even a bird.
10:28It's a hauntville.
10:29Oh.
10:30It's a hauntville.
10:32Look at those lashes.
10:33Looks like the ones you'd get from...
10:34Paddy's markets.
10:35And then you end it with a sty of the week later.
10:36Fruit makes up most of their diet.
10:38But to be fit for the approaching breeding season,
10:41they need variety.
10:42What's in the cave?
10:43More than a million bats.
10:46A million bats.
10:47Would you say bats are birds?
10:48Yeah.
10:49No.
10:50Well, they fly.
10:51Hornbills don't usually eat bats.
10:53So they've gone from berries to bats.
10:56Hang on.
10:56Hang on.
10:57They fly.
10:57That means a bird to me.
10:59No.
11:00The male gives chase.
11:02Birds have feathers.
11:03Did you teach biology?
11:04He did too.
11:05It wasn't zoology.
11:06Using binocular vision to steer the tip of his dexterous bill.
11:11Oh, I got it.
11:12Oh, he's just going to pick him out of the air.
11:13Didn't have to leave the branch.
11:15Again.
11:16That makes a lake tongs.
11:17It's a bat buffet.
11:19That's like going on a sizzler.
11:20And again.
11:21Oh, they're just opening the mouth and getting it all in.
11:23What's your hunting strategy?
11:25Oh, you know, be in the way.
11:28Oh, I really, really enjoyed that.
11:30Nature docos just get me in the little fuzzy parts.
11:33Yeah, nice.
11:34Amanda did a good job, I think.
11:35Well, she's reading from a book.
11:37It's not like, you know.
11:38Is she?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Well, she wouldn't know all that.
11:40You'd have to read it from somewhere.
11:42Yeah, of course.
11:54If I wasn't already feeling old, I've got to wear glasses.
12:00Do you know what's bad?
12:01I thought you already wore glasses.
12:06Finding love can be hard for anyone.
12:09I'm just a little nervous.
12:10Mia, Mia, Mia.
12:12I've been waiting for this.
12:13Turn it up.
12:14This series follows people on the autism spectrum.
12:17I'll find my prince.
12:18I'll find my prince.
12:19Oh.
12:19Warming up your heart, buddy.
12:21It's the American version of Love on the Spectrum.
12:25Oh, I love this.
12:26It's from the most wholesome show on television.
12:28And this new season features some old favourites.
12:31Yes.
12:32Hello, James.
12:33I remember him from last season.
12:35Yeah.
12:35My quest to find love has not yet reached its conclusion.
12:40This guy is a Walking Dungeons and Dragons guy.
12:42To be fair, finding love does feel like a quest.
12:45Mm-hmm.
12:46And James has specific criteria for his future girlfriend.
12:50I'd like to know before I go to her place of residence if she has any pets or children.
12:54Why?
12:54What do you mean, why?
12:56So in case she has a dog that's poorly trained leaping on me.
13:01He would hate our house.
13:02Or she has children who are poorly trained.
13:06Well, he's really getting ahead of himself.
13:08Have you got kids?
13:09Are they well behaved?
13:11Well, James is about to find out because he's going speed dating.
13:15Stop the shoes.
13:16Stop, James.
13:17I hope he gets a match.
13:19My name is James.
13:20I'm Jackie.
13:21Very nice to meet you.
13:23Got any kids?
13:23Do you have any children?
13:25Whoa, hot off the bat.
13:26That's what I should have asked when I first started seeing you.
13:29Um, I do not.
13:30Tick.
13:31I said I was at home watching a movie with the boys and you thought I was there with my
13:35mates.
13:36So, do you have any pets?
13:37Yeah, I have two dogs.
13:39Oh.
13:40Oh, no.
13:40He's got dogs.
13:41Uh-oh.
13:42It's over.
13:42Next.
13:43Do you have any dating deal breakers?
13:45Ooh, uh.
13:46Kids, dogs.
13:46Do you have any deal breakers?
13:48I think I might want to have a family one day.
13:51Oh, okay.
13:52Yeah, shoot.
13:55He covered his own mouth because he knew he was going to offend her.
13:59You should learn that school.
14:01So, oh, I just think I heard the bell ring.
14:03Save by the bell, literally.
14:05Another hopeful single this season is...
14:07Connor.
14:08Oh, hello.
14:10Connor went on a few dates last season.
14:12Clearly unsuccessful.
14:13We're back.
14:13I'm hoping for a relationship that might lead me to...
14:20Marriage, children.
14:21A more physical level.
14:24Oh.
14:25We want to have the rumpy-pumpy.
14:27Bluntly speaking.
14:28He wants love.
14:29So, Connor's meeting Kate.
14:31I hope Connor likes her.
14:33Here, let me get that for you.
14:35Oh, good boy.
14:37I'll get this big chair.
14:39As she fell in.
14:41That's five-star service.
14:43A big selection there.
14:44What's on the menu?
14:47He's shocked at the prices.
14:51A fillet of ribeye is the same price as a bronze statue.
14:55Literally what every bloke has thought on a date at some point in their life.
15:00What exactly are you looking for in a man?
15:03I'm sorry, I'm just trying to fake it.
15:05Just that it's a nice gentleman.
15:08Aw.
15:08People say, hey, that I'm something of a gentleman.
15:12Yes, Connor, you are.
15:13I'm also smart, and dare I say, I find myself very good-looking.
15:18You love the confidence.
15:20You very are.
15:21Yes.
15:21Look at her, her eyes.
15:23You can see the love hearts pumping out of her eyeballs.
15:25The reason I wanted to go out with you because is I really fell in love watching your season of
15:31the show.
15:32She fell in love with him.
15:33Oh, no, she's a fangirl.
15:35She's a fangirl.
15:36I really loved watching every minute of it.
15:39Probably should have saved that for maybe fourth date, fifth date, Kate.
15:42Whoa.
15:48Oh, he doesn't know what to do.
15:50I know.
15:50Just sleep on it, Connor.
15:51Go home, think about it.
15:53Write a list of pro and con.
15:54Yeah.
15:54Talk to your mum, your sister, your brother, your dogs.
15:56We'll regroup in the morning.
15:57Sounds good.
15:58And in the meantime...
15:59My name's Adan.
16:01Hi, Adan.
16:02Today, I am going to meet up with my lovely lady, Danny Bolvin.
16:08Oh, we know this girl from last season.
16:10Yes.
16:11Beautiful couple.
16:12The boss is in love.
16:13He is in love.
16:14Oh, shut up.
16:17Curly Joe Larry, get lost.
16:19But no.
16:20You know what he's doing, don't you?
16:21Yeah.
16:22Free stages.
16:23Oh, dear.
16:25Yeah, but I made it with love.
16:28Wow.
16:29Oh.
16:30More men should be like a done.
16:32We need to up our game, dude.
16:33Oh, my goodness.
16:36It's the anniversary.
16:38Happy anniversary.
16:40Why don't you open it?
16:41The first time we laid eyes on each other.
16:45Oh.
16:46It's a book of photos of their dates.
16:50We had 30-year anniversary and you didn't do this for me.
16:53Yeah, where's my book?
16:53Can you get a Facebook post?
16:55Oh, my gosh.
16:59Oh.
17:01He really likes it.
17:03Oh, my gosh.
17:05They look like fish kissing how the fish kiss.
17:09Okay, that's enough.
17:10Get a room.
17:13Finally, a show on television that actually people find love.
17:16And they're kind.
17:17Proper love.
17:18And they're nice.
17:19Yeah.
17:19The heart is warm and my jaw is just sore from smiling and laughing so much.
17:25That is a great show.
17:43Can I just say I miss, not personality-wise, but looks-wise, I miss old Jad.
17:48You've been wearing, like, beiges and neutrals and it's just not Jad.
17:51We need, like, the double matching, double Adidas tracksuit with the Gucci slides.
17:56You're wearing Bond's crew socks.
17:58I've never seen you wear Bond's crew socks.
18:00It's not even even.
18:01Like, they're so, can I fix your sock?
18:03It's so crooked.
18:04It looks like Mally getting ready for school in the morning.
18:06I'm changing.
18:07He's changing.
18:09He's changing his clothes.
18:10Yeah, good.
18:11Yeah, that's a little better.
18:12You know what?
18:14Yes!
18:17He's back!
18:19Houses.
18:20Oh, oh.
18:21Old houses.
18:22Oh.
18:23Some really old houses.
18:25Oh.
18:26Being done up.
18:27Oh.
18:28And made to look like new houses.
18:29Oh, oh, oh.
18:31If that sounds like your thing.
18:32Yes.
18:33No.
18:33This is so up my alley.
18:35Well, then you'll love ABC's.
18:39Restoration Street.
18:40Thriller minute.
18:41This is going to be absolute reno porn.
18:44Get the moisturiser out.
18:45Turn the lights off.
18:46This week we're in.
18:48Melbourne.
18:48In particular.
18:49Hunt Road.
18:49Which runs through.
18:50Paran.
18:51And.
18:51Richmond.
18:52And is home to.
18:53There's Collingwood's football grand in the background.
18:55As well as.
18:56New age yuppies.
18:58There's the bridge.
18:59Yeah, we have eyes.
19:00Hoddle Bridge.
19:01I know Hoddle Bridge.
19:02We know Hoddle Bridge.
19:03We get it.
19:03You're from Melbourne.
19:04Punt Road is choked, carrying traffic it just wasn't built for.
19:08Busiest road in Melbourne.
19:10Punt Road.
19:11Where the namesake punts once ferried horses and carriages.
19:14Oh, I didn't know that.
19:15I didn't know that.
19:16Hence the word punt.
19:17Punt.
19:17Punt.
19:18With a P.
19:19Yes, this part of Melbourne used to be full of punts.
19:22Whereas now it's full of.
19:24Um.
19:25Or Melburnians.
19:2730-somethings.
19:28Steph and Paul Ryan.
19:30I feel like I know that bloke.
19:31Dude, he looks like every person ever.
19:34He looks like both you and me.
19:37A monster house on busy Punt Road.
19:40How are they affording a house like that in Melbourne?
19:42It helps when it's.
19:43It's an absolute shithole.
19:45But it used to be nice.
19:46Thanks to architects from a certain Mediterranean country.
19:49This late 19th century Italianate mansion.
19:52I love how they don't say that the Greeks started the architecture.
19:56All those things you might see if you're walking around the Italian countryside.
19:59But we're not walking around the Italian countryside.
20:01We're on the highway in Melbourne.
20:02The Italian style had gone through the UK, America and then to Australia.
20:06The Greeks.
20:07Then it went to Italy, UK and here.
20:10All right, stop.
20:10No, just be fair.
20:12Wait till you see inside before you claim it.
20:14Oh.
20:15It's horrendous.
20:16It's a freaking shit tip.
20:18That's what it is.
20:18This century, it had become a gritty backpackers hostel.
20:22Ew.
20:23That hostel.
20:24If those walls could talk.
20:26They'd say.
20:28They'd say.
20:29Don't get the blue light out on that room.
20:31Do not get the blue light out.
20:33I can smell the ammo from here.
20:35Can you imagine how much tinny is in that house?
20:37Oh, athlete's foot.
20:39Don't walk under the unlucky underpants that are hanging from the ceiling.
20:43Yeah, they're still good.
20:44Track them in the wash.
20:45They'll be fine.
20:46Together, the house and underpants cost.
20:48Just under two million dollars.
20:50Two million dollars.
20:52How old are they?
20:52We have a million dollars to do everything that needs to be done.
20:56Million dollars just to restore it.
20:58How do you have a million bucks to do everything?
21:00They work hard and they save.
21:01Bullshit.
21:02It's a lot of money that we have to borrow to get this done.
21:04Oh, what, from mum and dad?
21:06So, what is your time frame?
21:07Oh, stop talking.
21:08Just start renovating.
21:09Knock it all down.
21:10Burn it to the floor.
21:11Start from scratch.
21:12That wouldn't be in the spirit of restoration, which looks more like this.
21:16Do it yourself.
21:17Oh, man, if there's one thing that I hate doing, it's sanding.
21:20That sort of sanding is the worst sort of sanding.
21:22Oh, hand sanding.
21:23Yes.
21:24But I'm not bad at that action.
21:25Feels good doing a bit of this stuff myself.
21:27Take the bricks down.
21:28Give them a bit of a clean.
21:29We'll keep all these.
21:31Hurry up, Luck.
21:31I'm here for property porn and at the moment, this isn't even property foreplay.
21:35Well, let's just get into it then.
21:37Nice.
21:40Wow.
21:43Wow.
21:44It was a shithole.
21:45Now it's gorgeous.
21:48This is spectacular.
21:49Nice.
21:51It's too white for me, man.
21:52The white walls.
21:54Beautiful.
21:55Too much white.
21:57En suite.
21:58Very white, but I like it.
22:00The main bedroom.
22:01Look at how white that is.
22:03Oh, she's nailed it.
22:04And then into the kitchen.
22:07Where's the stovetop?
22:08We wanted to live in the original rooms of the house.
22:10Where's the sink?
22:11I'm in the kitchen.
22:12Where's the fridge?
22:13Where's the pantry?
22:14And this is now a room we use all the time.
22:16No, it's not.
22:17Where's the, where's the sort of functioning kitchen?
22:20Oh, jeez.
22:21The back is white.
22:22Loveware.
22:23And they're well on the way to creating for themselves a beautiful family oasis.
22:27Except you've got a bus stop out the front.
22:30$3 million to be on a busy road that's loud with a clinically white house and a kitchen
22:36you can't even use.
22:37Oh, I love that.
22:38Yeah, it's really nice.
22:39That's a beauty.
22:41We don't protect our heritage.
22:43That is so important, that show.
22:45And I know I'll bang on about it.
22:47Everyone pull those beauties down.
22:49Huh?
22:49You've got a sore bottom.
22:50I'm ranting.
22:51You've just been on a soapbox.
23:03In Melbourne, Adam is doing some online shopping.
23:06Oh, no in-store availability within 2,000 kilometres.
23:10That's extra large.
23:11Very nice.
23:11Kaz, are you going to put the show on or am I going to sit here and watch you scroll
23:14the
23:14internet?
23:14You can watch me scroll if you want.
23:16When you were like, hey, come over for a bit of screen time, this isn't what I thought.
23:21This week, we checked out Apple TV's new series, and it started out with a...
23:26Bang!
23:26What the hell?
23:28Cut!
23:28Yes.
23:29What's this?
23:30This is that show, the studio that everyone's talking about.
23:34That's right, and it takes a satirical look at Hollywood.
23:37Oh, that guy, what's his name again?
23:39It's Seth Rogen.
23:40Hey, great to see you.
23:41Matt, listen, Matt, he's our studio guy.
23:43The exec on the film, Matt Remick.
23:45It's like a little behind-the-scenes sort of thing.
23:47It is, and we get to follow Matt, as he's promoted to studio head by the CEO.
23:52Welcome.
23:53Sorry about the strange surroundings.
23:56Oh, Breaking Bad, is it?
23:58Walter White.
23:58Oh, it's Bryan Cranston.
24:00Yes, exactly.
24:01He's one turtleneck.
24:02I've heard you are really into artsy, fartsy filmmaking bullshit.
24:07He wants to make good movies, but the boss wants to make good money.
24:10I am very close to closing on the deal to get the rights to Kool-Aid.
24:17Kool-Aid.
24:18Kool-Aid.
24:18What the hell's Kool-Aid?
24:19American Cordial.
24:20The red drink.
24:21Yeah.
24:21So they're making a Cordial movie.
24:23Yes.
24:24That is...
24:25Stupid idea.
24:27Imagine being like, let's make the Coddy's Cordial movie.
24:29If Warner Brothers can make a billion dollars off the plastic tits of a pussy-less doll.
24:35You do not speak about my Barbie like that.
24:37Perfect.
24:38That's exactly what we should be doing.
24:40This is what you call eating corporate arse.
24:43Oh, yeah.
24:44Anything to get the job, right?
24:46Now, let's go get it.
24:48Also, like, you can imagine that the Kool-Aid movie with a jug of Cordial as a family movie
24:52would make so much money.
24:53Heaps of money.
24:54Because five people would buy tickets because there's five members of the family.
24:58First, Matt needs to find a director.
25:00Who is that?
25:01Well, I know you're busy, so I'm just going to jump right into it, okay?
25:04Martin Scorsese.
25:05Who?
25:05The king of directors.
25:06This man did Casino with Robert De Niro and Shenni DeVito.
25:12With Joe Pesky.
25:13It's Pesky, but Martin is here to make his own pitch.
25:17This is a project that I've been really wanting to make for a very, very long time.
25:21Here's the pitch.
25:23What is it?
25:25Jonestown.
25:26Jonestown?
25:26What?
25:27Jonestown.
25:28Like the cult massacre?
25:29Yes, exactly.
25:30What?
25:31What?
25:33Is that the massacre where everybody committed suicide by...
25:38They took the Kool-Aid!
25:39Exactly.
25:40Jonestown was a cult and this cult leader got all these people to essentially kill themselves
25:46by drinking the Kool-Aid.
25:48That's the phrase.
25:49They drank the Kool-Aid.
25:50I'm sure you've heard that phrase.
25:51No!
25:53You could say that your film is about...
25:56He's hearing Kool-Aid.
25:58Kool-Aid.
26:00Oh no.
26:02Kool-Aid.
26:03Unbelievable.
26:05He did it.
26:05I got Martin Scorsese to write and direct the Kool-Aid movie!
26:08Yeah, but the boss is going to hate it because it's a movie about how Kool-Aid kills people.
26:14Kool-Aid is associated with one of the most infamous mass murders.
26:19Oh no.
26:19Well, you know, um...
26:22Oh, good luck digging yourself out of this hole.
26:24So I bought the Jonestown script, uh, specifically to kill it.
26:32Oh my...
26:33That takes lying to your boss to a whole another level.
26:35Oh, Matt.
26:37Yeah.
26:38I love it.
26:39Great.
26:39Oh my God.
26:40Just sold his soul.
26:43So now what's his plan?
26:45Dish Corsese?
26:46Marty!
26:47Matt!
26:48Yay!
26:49Corsese's gonna be pissed.
26:51You bought my movie...
26:54...just to kill it?
26:56Oh!
26:57I did.
26:58Oh!
27:03We'll leave you alone, Mr. Scorsese.
27:05I love The Departed.
27:05Hi, Marty.
27:06Bye, bud.
27:07Hey, Matt Remick, right?
27:09Steve Buscemi.
27:10Buscemi, but...
27:10Oh, sorry.
27:12I have to think we're gonna be making Martin Scorsese's last movie.
27:16His what?
27:18This is his swan song.
27:19He's done after this.
27:21Wow.
27:22Thank you for making it happen.
27:23This is his last movie and he'll never make it.
27:25Hey, Marty!
27:28Are you crying?
27:29What happened?
27:30Ha ha ha ha!
27:31I feel so happy I'm all alright.
27:34Oh, wow.
27:35That was red hot, that show.
27:37Is this how Hollywood works?
27:39Yeah, clearly.
27:40This is a train wreck that just keeps getting worse and worse.
27:44And I, Dad said, will not stop watching.
28:02So, I got this on Marketplace.
28:06Did you?
28:07Yeah, I want to practice it.
28:09Give me about a year.
28:11Do you know what it is?
28:12Yeah, my son's got one.
28:13What is it?
28:14It's a trumpet.
28:16On Saturday, we watched...
28:20On Saturday, we watched...
28:24On Saturday, we watched...
28:27It's a cooking show.
28:29Wait.
28:29I'm off on my own adventure doing two things I love.
28:33Travelling and cooking.
28:35A travelling cooking show, just for something different.
28:39I want that all over my body.
28:40Oh, this is that Judy love.
28:42Inside my body, all over my body.
28:44I thought she was a comedian, but it looks like she's doing food too.
28:47Each day, I'll be visiting fabulous locations in and around the Mediterranean.
28:51She's in Greece.
28:52About time!
28:55Oppa, oppa, oppa!
28:57Welcome to the centre of the earth.
28:59Yes.
29:00I'm holding a thousand bees.
29:02Because bees came from Greece.
29:05Judy loves culinary crews.
29:08Woo!
29:09I wonder what part of Greece she's in.
29:11Let's see if we can guess.
29:12I hate to break it to you, but she's in...
29:14Montenegro.
29:15Where's Montenegro?
29:17Is that a town?
29:18No, it's actually a country that isn't Greece.
29:20What's it called again, Mont-mon...
29:22Monterego.
29:23It's pronounced...
29:24Montenegro.
29:25Monta-what?
29:26What'd she call me?
29:27Never mind.
29:27It's one of Greece's closest neighbours.
29:30Is it in Spain?
29:31No, but you've got to admit it's still beautiful.
29:34No.
29:36Kate, Kate, do you know where that is?
29:38Romerojov!
29:38No.
29:39Romerojov!
29:39Isn't that Kator?
29:40Weren't we there last year?
29:42Yeah, Dubrovnik.
29:43No.
29:43Kator.
29:44Kator.
29:45Kator.
29:46Kator.
29:47We went there.
29:48Oh, is that where we went to the RACV thing with the automobiles?
29:54And we took the photos?
29:56Were you on the same holiday as I was?
29:57Time to explore Kator.
29:59It's the most beautiful town ever.
30:01We've had beautiful memories together, Matt.
30:03Well, you can't remember a thing.
30:04There's so many different variations of olives.
30:07Oh, yeah, baby.
30:09We love olives so much that my kids snack on olives instead of chocolate.
30:14They eat it like popcorn.
30:15Look what I've got here.
30:17Olives.
30:17They're my olives!
30:19They're the marinade!
30:19Don't show me, look what I've got here.
30:21They're my olives.
30:21I bought them yesterday.
30:22I told you, when I'm here, there's no I.
30:24It's ours.
30:25Since it's a coastal town, seafood is particularly exceptional.
30:29Oh, yeah.
30:30Oh, yeah.
30:30But there is one star of the sea that I'm interested in.
30:34Mussels.
30:34Oh!
30:35I love mussels.
30:37This is Luca.
30:38Oh, hello!
30:39Who is known for his muscles.
30:41I bet his muscles are juicy.
30:43He's no bloody Bob Irwin, is he?
30:44You can have some mussels, and afterwards, there's meat and potatoes.
30:47Wow, look at this.
30:48This is an incredible pole of mussels.
30:53I love the action, like, is this the kind of mussels you're looking for?
30:59He hasn't gotten in the water once.
31:01He definitely could have worn clothes.
31:03So, I use this tool.
31:05Camera view.
31:05Would you like to see an outline of my...
31:08Delica!
31:08I mean, I feel like we should get some more to be honest with you guys.
31:13He does not understand a word she's saying.
31:15Nothing!
31:16You're making me hungry.
31:18He has raw confusion on his face.
31:21This is a relationship built on muscle.
31:23I know!
31:24It's at this point that Judy seems to forget what kind of show she's in.
31:28This amazing cloth.
31:30If this is about cooking...
31:32Woo!
31:33Where's the food?
31:34There's no rush.
31:35Come on, baby.
31:36Show me a recipe.
31:37My first dish.
31:39I'm going to make a beautiful dish.
31:41Oh, about time you're going to show us your cooking?
31:43With mussels.
31:44We've only got two minutes for it.
31:45I'm going to cut one of these shallots.
31:48I'm not the neatest when it comes to chopping.
31:50You know what it's like.
31:50Not very good at chopping, is she, for a...
31:52Is she a cook?
31:53As long as they go...
31:54And we don't like hairy things.
31:56It's got to come out, so it's just...
31:57You don't like hairy things?
31:59Nah.
32:00I don't mind a bit of hair.
32:02I know what she's going to make.
32:04Mussels, white wine, garlic, maybe some fennel.
32:09Going to add some wine.
32:10White wine.
32:11Our garlic.
32:12Cut our fennel.
32:14Fennel!
32:15Fennel!
32:15I told you!
32:17Get all of that juice.
32:18Get in my belly.
32:20And this is my fennel and white wine mussels.
32:24I'm going to just put this out there.
32:25I reckon I could do this.
32:28This is remedial.
32:29It is not remedial.
32:31You could do that, Kate, I reckon.
32:32She could not do that in a million years.
32:34I could do that!
32:34Mum could do that.
32:36Like, she'll burn the shells and stuff it up, but she'll do it.
32:40I really enjoyed that show.
32:43That was good.
32:43All I know about Greece is Mykonos, but there's a lot more to Greece.
32:47That's Montenegro, you idiot.
32:53Faye bought a saxophone from an op shop or wherever she bought it.
32:57Marketplace.
32:57Marketplace.
32:58And she wants you to teach her to play the saxophone.
33:03Where are you going?
33:08I did it!
33:10That was shit.
33:23Do we have deep heat?
33:26Uh, no.
33:27I'd love some deep heat, though.
33:29I've really pulled something.
33:31I reckon I've pulled my string.
33:33I reckon it snapped.
33:35How did you pull it?
33:35She's done her hammy getting up off the couch.
33:40This week, we got Down and Dirty on Max.
33:45Dirty jobs, baby.
33:46Dirty jobs with Mike Rowe.
33:48I feel like he's famous.
33:50On doing shit jobs.
33:52Today, I'm in Nibley, Utah, to help a guy named Nate relocate some beavers.
33:56Beavers?
33:57Excuse me, what?
33:58He's a beaver relocator.
33:59We've got some nuisance beavers that are causing trouble.
34:02Nuisance beavers eating everything.
34:04They make a meal of the bark and then use the leftover sticks for dam construction.
34:08I've never seen a beaver.
34:09You ever seen a beaver?
34:10I haven't seen a beaver for ages.
34:11Good news.
34:12One of our traps caught a beaver last night.
34:14Oh, they caught a beaver.
34:15Oh, that's lucky.
34:17One of the blokes have got a beaver now.
34:18Beavers have thick fur to keep them warm.
34:20Do beavers bite?
34:21Yes.
34:22Oh, my goodness.
34:23You bit right at me.
34:23Yes, they do bite, Matt.
34:25Oh, that's an angry beaver.
34:26Nobody wants an angry beaver, Nate.
34:28This is our beaver guy.
34:30He knows he's beavers.
34:31Now we get the drooling beaver into a beaver bag.
34:33So what are they going to do with it now?
34:35We give it a once-over to check for any external injuries.
34:38I don't think this is such a dirty job.
34:40It's not too bad.
34:41I think I'd like this job.
34:42See, Becky, if you just relax, the beaver will relax.
34:44Oh, relax?
34:45Tell a girl how to relax with a beaver.
34:48A good beaver.
34:49I'm just going to let him experience my soothing touch for a moment.
34:53Stop caressing the beaver.
34:54Did you buy him something to eat first?
34:55No, no, I had nothing.
34:56Nothing, just wham, bam, thank you, man.
34:58There's too many beaver jokes here.
34:59Well, they are talking about beavers.
35:01To determine the sex of the beaver, we need to express the castor gland.
35:05Oh, my God, what is this?
35:07And the smell of the castoreum will tell us the sex of the beaver.
35:10You have to smell it to tell if it's a boy or a girl.
35:13How was the person who worked that out?
35:14All right, can I smell that fuck there?
35:16Yeah.
35:16Oh!
35:17This is seriously weird.
35:19I think it's a boy.
35:20It is a male beaver.
35:21What's the smell of a male beaver?
35:23B-O.
35:24Yeah, no doubt about it.
35:24It's a beaver-o.
35:27The male's castoreum smells like motor oil.
35:29Ooh.
35:30The female, more like overripe cheese.
35:33What?
35:33Okay, I didn't think it was that bad at the start, but this is now a dirty job.
35:37Let the relocation begin.
35:38Dude, can you imagine when he gets to his new pond and he tries to tell his mates what
35:41just happened?
35:42So what'd you do on the weekend?
35:44He's been put in a bag.
35:45They've played with his penis.
35:46What more are they going to do to this poor animal?
35:48There's nothing wrong with that.
35:49I can put a thing over my head and do the same.
35:52I don't care.
35:52Anyway, Mike's next dirty job is at a...
35:55Glue factory outside of Hollywood that makes special effects for the movie industry.
35:59Oh, we're in a glue factory.
36:00God, who cares?
36:02I do.
36:02I want to see hot men in dirty jobs.
36:04This is Tinseltown's go-to shop for all things slime-related.
36:08Wait, the glue factories are the ones that make the slime?
36:12Yep, and they've made slime for some massive movies.
36:15Jurassic Park has got a good one where they spit.
36:18For the dinosaurs.
36:20Ghostbusters.
36:21Yes.
36:22Ghostbusters!
36:22Who are you going to call?
36:23I love that movie.
36:25Men in Black.
36:26That was them.
36:27There's been plenty of movies with slime.
36:29So what's his dirty job?
36:31All right.
36:32We're in a large container where they make glue.
36:34Oh, yuck.
36:35Okay, so the job is to scoop up the skin.
36:38Oh, yuck.
36:39Put it in a bucket.
36:40Oh.
36:41And dump it into a bag.
36:43Oh.
36:44Okay, I think we've made the point.
36:46I feel like you can get high on the fumes.
36:47I'll go in.
36:48Why does Milo always volunteer to go into the glue cave?
36:51What are you talking about, man?
36:53Yeah, man.
36:53Milo works for free here.
36:55I'm pretty sure that's not good.
36:56Hey, I'm the volunteer guy.
36:59Oh, man.
37:00Cleaning out a glue vat is a job that'll stick with you.
37:03God, that job sucks.
37:05Oh, look at that.
37:06Then, with all the ingredients added...
37:08You have just officially made green slime.
37:11That's it.
37:11We've made green slime.
37:12Let's chuck it on him.
37:14Oh, right in the face.
37:16There you go.
37:17Beavers and facials.
37:18Your two favourite things in the world.
37:20Mission accomplished.
37:22Yeah, mate.
37:22Mission accomplished.
37:23You can keep that job.
37:24You can keep that job.
37:25Did we like this show?
37:27No.
37:28Nah.
37:28It was alright.
37:29I didn't mind that.
37:30Nah.
37:30I'm not a fan of slime.
37:32Nor beaver.
37:32Only when she was at uni.
37:51We need to oil the door.
37:52Yes.
37:53I think some olive oil on the door would do the olive oil.
37:56You don't use olive oil.
37:57You're not cooking the door, though.
37:58You don't use olive oil.
37:59Yeah, you can.
38:00You can.
38:00I searched your book.
38:01No.
38:02I Googled it.
38:03No, don't.
38:05This week on Max.
38:06Here we go.
38:06Here we go.
38:07Here we go.
38:07Oh, my God.
38:09We watch the finale of The White Lotus.
38:11Oh, yes.
38:13You have been warned.
38:14The best part about this finale, we find out who dies.
38:16We know there's a murderer.
38:17We know there's gunshots.
38:18And then there was a body in the water.
38:20Literally could be anyone.
38:21It could.
38:22But one obvious suspect is Ratliff family patriarch, Tim.
38:26Because all season, he has been dreaming of murdering his family.
38:30That's right.
38:31Because once he gets back to America, he's going to be arrested for financial fraud.
38:36Maybe the mum finds out, kills the dad.
38:38Of course, there's also older son, Saxon.
38:41That's Arnold Schwarzenegger's son.
38:42Who's stressed about his dad.
38:44His dad's lost everything.
38:46Something happened in his business.
38:47Oh, in real life?
38:48No, no.
38:49It's a show.
38:49And trying to figure out what's going on.
38:51In real life?
38:52Well, what's it going to show?
38:53Because you just told me in the same breath it's Arnold Schwarzenegger's son.
38:57No.
38:57And then you start telling me his dad lost all his business.
39:00No.
39:00So I assumed it was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
39:01No, no, no, no.
39:02And to top it all off, he's fallen for free-spirited Chelsea.
39:05She's the most likable one, which means she's probably the one that gets killed.
39:10But she's in love with Rick.
39:13Saxon kills Rick.
39:14Okay, at this point, we have named about half the cast.
39:17I'll choose them all at least.
39:19One will be right.
39:20It's like the Melbourne Cup.
39:21I put a dollar on every single horse.
39:23Look, let's turn our attention back to Tim, who thinks he's found the solution to his problems.
39:28Remember that fruit?
39:29First episode, they're poisonous.
39:31People grind up the seeds and eat them when they want to kill themselves.
39:35That's a little bit too much information for a guy on the edge.
39:37Side note, why would you have a tree like that in a resort in the first place?
39:42Here you go.
39:43There's the seed.
39:44What's he going to do with it?
39:45Well, this.
39:46How many seeds is he taking?
39:48That's going to kill the whole family.
39:49Yep.
39:49Murder-suicide.
39:50That's pretty dark.
39:51Bro, this show ain't exactly the sunshine.
39:56Cocktail.
39:56Deadly cocktail.
39:59And not deadly in a good way.
40:00Not our deadly.
40:01White people deadly.
40:04Smells weird.
40:05Oh, no!
40:06Don't drink it!
40:06Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't!
40:09Oh!
40:11Ow!
40:12I just got a flu shot.
40:13Can you not?
40:14Coconut milk is off!
40:15Okay, the coconut milk is off!
40:17Thank God for that.
40:19So that's that storyline just flustered.
40:21I hope no one else goes to use the blender.
40:23Well.
40:24There's more in the blender.
40:25There's more in the blender.
40:26He's going to have a protein shake.
40:27Because he's not even going to clean the blender before he uses it.
40:31Who doesn't clean a blender?
40:32Come on.
40:33That's what we do in our household.
40:34Little sniff smells fine.
40:36Kid's going to die.
40:37Yeah, it seems so.
40:39Oh, no.
40:41Rocky?
40:42Oh, Dad, you dickhead.
40:45Wake up!
40:46Shoot!
40:47Oh, poor kid.
40:48This is really sad.
40:50You know that they showed his dad's penis.
40:53Look, now's not the time.
40:54I think it was about episode three, four.
40:57Oh.
40:57Help!
40:58Somebody help!
40:58I'm not joking.
40:59It was this fat.
41:00Whoa.
41:01A good, good, good solid size.
41:03Oh.
41:04Anyway, while all of this has been going on, Chelsea's boyfriend, Rick, has returned from Bangkok.
41:10What's Rick been doing?
41:11So Rick's gone out on his vendetta to kill the guy he thought killed his dad.
41:14Came back.
41:15Hasn't done it.
41:16And the two head to breakfast.
41:17Look at the donuts.
41:18I love a breakfast donut tree.
41:20Well, look who it is.
41:22Oh, my God.
41:24This is the guy that killed his father.
41:26I remember your mother.
41:28Uh-oh.
41:29I knew she was a drunk.
41:30Oh, God.
41:31And a slut.
41:32Really takes the shine off the donut tree, doesn't it?
41:34Wanted you to think your father was some kind of great man.
41:38Did he just come here to torment Rick?
41:40You're going to try to kill me now?
41:44That's the gun from the gunshots.
41:46There's gunshots in the first episode.
41:47Come on, take your donuts and go.
41:49Please don't do something stupid.
41:51Oh, he's definitely going to do something stupid.
41:53Yeah, looks like it.
41:55Oh!
41:56Oh, we are really ramping up here.
41:58There's no bullets in it.
41:59Oh.
42:00Nope.
42:01Or maybe they are.
42:02Why?
42:03He killed my father.
42:04He's your father.
42:06He told me.
42:06He is your father.
42:09Oopsie.
42:10No, this is some Darth Vader shit right now.
42:14Oh, my God.
42:14It's a shootout.
42:16No, it's a country in Western.
42:18Oh, he killed someone else.
42:20How is this guy such a good shot?
42:21I was just thinking the same thing.
42:23Oh, my God.
42:24And now the freaking girlfriend.
42:26Oh, she's been shot too.
42:29No.
42:30Far out.
42:30He killed his dad.
42:32His girlfriend's dead.
42:33Now he's going to Thai prison for life.
42:35It's worse than that.
42:37Bang.
42:38In the water.
42:39Oh, no.
42:40They're going to drain the pool now.
42:41Okay, so what have we got?
42:42We got Rick dead.
42:44He's Mrs. dead.
42:45We got his dad dead.
42:46The little brother dead.
42:49Hang on.
42:49He's alive.
42:50He's alive.
42:51I think I just saw a guy.
42:53How is he suddenly all better?
42:54He needs to go to a hospital and get IV trips.
42:57No time for that.
42:58The Ratliffs are on the first boat out,
43:00with the father having learnt a valuable lesson.
43:02Clean your blenders.
43:03No, not that one.
43:04No, no.
43:05It's more important than family.
43:06You were just about to kill them all.
43:08I'm not trying to...
43:09That was a lot.
43:11That was a lot.
43:12Remind me never to stay at a White Lotus for risk of death.
43:16Can you imagine three mass murders at one hotel chain?
43:19It does look quite nice, though.
43:21Cheap rates, yeah.
43:36I'm teaching him how to read in Japanese.
43:38So I wrote Milo on this one.
43:40Yep.
43:40This one says,
43:41Yoshimoto.
43:42Bring back Yoshimoto.
43:44There's no way.
43:45Dude, I tell you.
43:46You can't teach a dog to read.
43:47He's getting so good at reading, man.
43:49Good boy.
43:49Which one did you get?
43:51Yoshimoto.
43:52No way.
43:53Good boy.
43:54He's a better reader than you now.
43:58Oh, you know what this is.
44:00Bro, the best show ever.
44:02Yep.
44:03This week on Binge, we watched...
44:05Bunched, baby.
44:06Oh, my God, I love this show so much.
44:09We're watching people who've stuffed up their plastic surgery and try and get it fixed.
44:13Why you gotta be such a basic bitch?
44:16What the hell?
44:17Hurricane Garrett.
44:18What is that?
44:19I am the most plastic fantastic sugar baby there is.
44:22Holy shit.
44:23No free guesses to see what's botched here.
44:26I have developed a $2,000 a month lip injection addiction, I would say.
44:31$2,000 a month.
44:32Who's paying for this kid to get these lips?
44:35Dunlop tyres.
44:36Right now, I can firmly say I have three consistent sugar daddies.
44:39Three sugar daddies?
44:41That's just greedy at this point.
44:43I grew up in the very small town of Monrovia in the not-so-great state of Indiana.
44:48Used to play the trombone, now plays the trombone still.
44:52I have under eye filler, cheek filler, jawline filler, and Botox.
44:56What's this guy gonna look like when he's 40?
44:58Exactly the same.
44:59What do you guys think about me going bigger with my lips?
45:02Oh, come on, love.
45:03Come on, love.
45:03His lips weigh more than his body.
45:05I mean, he'd be fine if he fell off a bike face first.
45:08What do you think, Scrappy?
45:09Does anyone not tell him how ridiculous he is?
45:12If the dog could talk, he would.
45:15Alright, let's get to the clinic.
45:17Here we go, here they are.
45:19The botched boys who look like they need their own services.
45:23What can we do for you?
45:24I would like a permanent lip implant.
45:27Lip implant?
45:27Oh my gosh.
45:28You want bigger lips than you have now.
45:29Much bigger, yeah.
45:30How much bigger?
45:32Maybe double and a half.
45:33Like this?
45:34He wants to look like this?
45:36Maybe he needs a different kind of doctor.
45:38Sort out his daddy issues.
45:40If you go double what you have now,
45:42you can kill off the outer layer of your lip.
45:44Basically, you can kill off the skin.
45:46His lips are going to drop off.
45:48Is this really what you want to do,
45:49especially putting yourself at risk?
45:50Hurricane, you need to dissolve your lip filler, please.
45:53We're not putting implants in them.
45:54They look like a baboon's bum hole.
45:56You're done.
45:56I do want my big lips.
45:58I don't know.
45:59Oh, so you guys won't do it?
46:00That's okay.
46:01I'll just go somewhere else.
46:02Hmm, yeah.
46:03Well, let's see if the docs have more luck
46:05with their next patient.
46:06Get that big booty.
46:07Oh, my God.
46:09What is that?
46:10It looks like an uneven pair of basketballs.
46:12Oh, she's got four butt cheeks.
46:15What the hell is wrong with it?
46:16So she had a botched butt implant.
46:18Oh, no shit.
46:20What did you do?
46:20What happened?
46:21About three years ago, I wanted a tummy tuck.
46:23Tummy tuck is one thing.
46:25How'd that end up in a butt?
46:27I had a friend, you know, a friend of a friend.
46:29She's like, you know,
46:30I have an aunt in Mexico who's done all this stuff.
46:33Oh, she went to Mexico.
46:34Isn't it the Brazilian butt lift you want?
46:37Yeah, which is why hers look like that.
46:40Oh, God.
46:40This is what turns me off going to Turkey
46:42to get my hair transplant.
46:43He said you would kind of give more bang for your buck
46:45if you went either way around.
46:46A circumferential body lift.
46:48The doctor was literally upsizing
46:49like they're at McDonald's.
46:50Would you like fries with that?
46:52Only if you put them in my bum.
46:53How are they ever going to fix it?
46:54Well, let's find out.
46:56Let's start by numbing her up.
46:57Oh, jeepers.
47:00I'm out.
47:01No descriptions and I'm serious.
47:03She has pus in here.
47:04Look at this.
47:05Oh!
47:07It's turned into Dr. Pimple Popper.
47:09What is this?
47:11Don't.
47:11He's smelling it.
47:12He's smelling it.
47:12Don't.
47:13Ew.
47:13Okay, I'm allowed to talk.
47:15No.
47:15She's got fullness there.
47:16Oh, my God.
47:18It's a bloody pile of custard.
47:20Yuck.
47:21I'm going to make myself a tea.
47:22Oh, my God.
47:23Oh, this is real.
47:25Shut up.
47:25It's really good.
47:26If I can take the top layer of skin
47:28and sandwich it to itself.
47:30Is it done?
47:31No.
47:32They're only halfway through.
47:33We haven't done the right-hand side yet.
47:34What's the other side going to look like?
47:36Now, see if this one oozes.
47:37Ew.
47:38Shut up, Matthew.
47:40Ugh.
47:40Yep.
47:41Anybody ask for seconds?
47:43Look at this.
47:45There it is.
47:46Push it down.
47:47Bang with the mitts.
47:48Let's close it.
47:49All right.
47:50I can't wait to see the final result.
47:5318 weeks post-op.
47:55Come on, give us a look.
47:56Show us the bunda.
47:59I think it looks awesome.
48:01Yeah, it looks great.
48:02Those are lovely hot cross bars.
48:04I am so happy now that my dunking is gone.
48:06She's got regular junk in a regular trunk.
48:10I love that show.
48:11I could watch back-to-back episodes all week.
48:15Oh, we know.
48:15Freaky D, disgusting surgery, wholesome ending.
48:19What more do you want?
48:20Ours.
48:26Do you want to watch the Vere.
48:31You want to watch the mat?
48:31One day, every day, every day.
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