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00:00Bow down, bow down.
00:04Previously on Shortland Street.
00:06Just talk to me, mate.
00:07I'm serious, Marty.
00:08Go away!
00:09Hey, enough!
00:10Shut up!
00:11What is wrong with you?
00:12My name is Rachel McKenna, and I'm the new CEO.
00:14I will never, ever let you take my hospital.
00:17It is not your hospital anymore.
00:20We're not done.
00:21Good night, Chris.
00:27I'm warning you it's a bit of a mess in you.
00:30You're an animal.
00:31I didn't think I'd have anyone around.
00:34I'm giving you some ice.
00:35Thanks.
00:41So, what the hell was that about?
00:44Friendships are difficult.
00:45Sure, sure, but that was...
00:48Yeah, it was bad.
00:51It was ridiculous.
00:53Kind of reminded me of these little crabs I saw in Fiji.
00:57He wants sort of scrappy little guys that would just...
00:59Okay, okay, okay.
01:01I get it.
01:03Fighting is not my strong suit.
01:05Well, I'd just maybe take a class before I'd do that in public again.
01:10Noted.
01:13What?
01:16I don't know.
01:17You...
01:18You smell amazing.
01:21Thanks.
01:28Is that the vibe?
01:33Can you believe this clown?
01:36Trying to do one else?
01:38My name goes harder at Housey.
01:40Totally.
01:43Also.
01:43Yeah.
01:45Did you see the league player?
01:49What's his name?
01:50Toa.
01:51William Toa.
01:52Cindy.
01:54I'll stop talking.
02:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:03That one's Phil.
02:03That one's Phil.
02:05Who's Phil?
02:06Phil DeGracin.
02:07Ah, Grayson McStankey.
02:08What?
02:09Uh, nothing.
02:10I don't know.
02:11I don't know.
02:12I don't know.
02:22So you really reckon you're fine?
02:25Yeah.
02:25Oh, come on, Chris.
02:27What?
02:27I'm not a jealous person, but that's your ex-wife, and I deserve some answers.
02:32Selena.
02:32Look, just tell me the truth, okay?
02:34I can understand if it was difficult to see...
02:35Okay, well, will you just let me finish instead of putting words in my mouth?
02:38Jeez.
02:46Chris, my man!
02:48Hey, hey, hey, mommy.
02:49Whoa!
02:50Woo-hoo!
02:51Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris!
02:55Hi.
02:57Hey.
03:00So we're just gonna...
03:01Good night.
03:10Look, I just want to know if this is something I have to worry about.
03:14Oh, no, of course not.
03:16It's just work.
03:18She wants control of the hospital.
03:21That's not just work, though, is it?
03:23Not with her.
03:25Yeah.
03:30I can't control what you do out of work, and frankly, I don't care.
03:34But if you bring your personal grievances into my hospital, then it becomes my problem.
03:39Understood.
03:40Is it?
03:41Because the night after I present you as the HOD of our newest department, you decide to
03:45toddle off to the local bar and have some childish altercation, and I'm starting to wonder
03:50if I made a mistake.
03:50It wasn't a mistake.
03:52You're ahead of surgery, and you look like you fell out of a tree last night.
03:56Where is your tie?
03:57And you, our friendly first port of call for the patients, has a black eye.
04:02What kind of message does that send?
04:04I can still be your friendly face.
04:05Look, I apologize.
04:07Did you hit him?
04:07Is that what happened?
04:08Well, yes.
04:10So there is a problem we have to address here?
04:12No.
04:13No?
04:14I think your sources may have exaggerated or misinterpreted what happened as a fight.
04:20Really?
04:21Yes.
04:21We were just being men.
04:26Oh.
04:27Yeah, exactly.
04:29Male bonding.
04:32Fine.
04:33So the male bonding won't continue in the workplace.
04:37I can promise you the roughhousing won't be an issue.
04:40Marty and I enjoy working together.
04:41If only the Ark had more surgical cases.
04:45Okay.
04:50Hey.
04:53Mr. Taylor down the air needs his IV replaced.
04:55Sweet.
04:56I will be with you in a second.
04:58Hey, just take a seat over there, darling, and I'll get a doctor to come and see you.
05:04Oi, what's your problem?
05:05Oh, just my little shit of a kua ngangie embarrassing me last night.
05:09What was that crap about Logan?
05:10Well, then maybe don't fire your fancy in public, then.
05:15I was just saying it like it is, Linga.
05:16Like hell you were.
05:18Dawn is a sweet girl.
05:19You ruined her night and Logan's, too.
05:22Oh, he'll get over it.
05:23It was their engagement party, you dick.
05:27And you move.
05:28Oh, and oa mai oe would be nice seeing as you've been gone for months.
05:32Okay.
05:32Kay, how are you?
05:34Pissed off.
05:35Yeah, I got that butt.
05:37You have got a hell of a lot to apologise for.
05:40Okay.
05:41Logan has been going through it while you were gone.
05:43We all have.
05:44You have to chill, all right?
05:45I'm going to sort it out.
05:46You can't rely on Logan's big heart to do the work.
05:49Kay's got Dawn now.
05:50And he doesn't have to put up with your bullseeky antics anymore.
05:59Naz, hold on.
06:00I have an appointment to get to.
06:01Okay, then make your explanation quick.
06:03What?
06:04For telling Rachel you have no issue with me when you did this to me last night.
06:07Look, I warned you.
06:07No, you are not leaving.
06:09Until you tell me what I've done.
06:10Move.
06:11Surely I deserve to know why you're suddenly not talking to me.
06:13Holly.
06:14Don't look at me.
06:16My vagina's in agony.
06:17We can get you an epidural.
06:19No.
06:19I need to walk.
06:21This is part of it.
06:23This is a part of my journey.
06:27So?
06:31Monique and I never stood a chance while you were around.
06:34I guess I can't forgive you for that.
06:36I lost a child and all you can care about is your stupid insecurities about Monique.
06:40They're not stupid and...
06:41You didn't even call.
06:42You didn't even care, did you?
06:43I had my own problems.
06:45Exactly.
06:45It's pretty clear you can only care about yourself.
06:53Oh, Miss McKenna.
06:54Rachel.
06:55Just wanted to say thanks for giving me back the reins.
06:57No need for thanks.
06:59You were the obvious choice.
07:00No, no, but it's good to know someone's got my back.
07:03Chris, can I please grab you for a minute?
07:05Sure.
07:06I just need a comment for the PR team about Rachel returning as the new CEO.
07:11How you feel?
07:12Et cetera, et cetera.
07:15I feel...
07:15Worried she might outshine you?
07:18No.
07:19Well, when you're finished being a cover girl with your silly little interviews,
07:22you might want to join us plebs and do some real work.
07:24Jeez, I can't wait to see you lift a finger around here.
07:28Okay, um, so maybe something a little more positive,
07:31something that makes you look less lazy.
07:36I think Rachel McKenna is an asset to this hospital
07:38and I look forward to working with her.
07:41Happy?
07:41The best I could have hoped for.
07:42Send it through.
07:44Libby.
07:45Oh, yes, hello.
07:46Our rent is due.
07:47Yeah, I know.
07:47Oh, I know.
07:50Were the lights this bright yesterday?
07:52G'day, gorgeous.
07:53You're late.
07:55Sorry about that.
07:56And you're hungover.
07:57Eh?
07:58Nah.
07:58Just didn't get a very good night's sleep last night.
08:01Nah.
08:01We're solid, eh?
08:03I've got some paracetamol and ibuprofen on my office.
08:06Two of each.
08:07Cody, you need eye drops and ash.
08:11You need deodorant.
08:13There you go.
08:15You're an angel.
08:16Don't ever call me that again.
08:17God, I thought we were in for the full anti-smackdown.
08:21Well, you still might be, just not for me.
08:23We're in the deep end with Emmett today, so buckle up.
08:33Oh, what?
08:34You get eyes for Christmas or something?
08:35What are our wait times?
08:37Down to two hours.
08:38Well, at least the art's doing its job.
08:40A delivery for Dr. Webman.
08:43Who are they from?
08:44Oh, Jesus.
08:45Get them out of here, Sage.
08:46What?
08:46They're gorgeous and he's so sterile.
08:49Yeah, well, it's supposed to be.
08:50Are they from my mum?
08:52Where the hell is my?
08:53I need her nurses here five minutes ago.
08:57So?
08:59Has Emmett said anything to you about why he bailed last night?
09:02He probably just fell asleep watching the chase.
09:04But in even hotter news, I took somebody home last night.
09:07It wasn't one of my nightmare flatmates, was it?
09:11Sage.
09:12Oh, I'm so disappointed in you.
09:14Well, I didn't know they were nightmare vibes.
09:16You said they were fine.
09:17I didn't say anything at all.
09:18Well, what am I missing?
09:20Is it like dishes in the sink kind of nightmare or is it like...
09:23Wait, is Cody like steampunk?
09:26No, they're obnoxious messy gatecrashers who don't know how to read a room.
09:30Okay, well, don't tell anyone that I hooked up with him, dear God, please.
09:33I have no interest in ruining your social life.
09:36Here comes the valley.
09:38Shut up, Sage.
09:43Okay, I'm out for five minutes.
09:44Make sure you don't open the gates of hell while I'm gone.
09:49Call Marty if he gets crazy.
09:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:52No, no, no.
09:52Don't leave me here with...
09:54Hey.
09:55What are you doing?
09:56Go help me.
09:57Okay, guys, here we go.
09:5928-year-old male, cyclist versus car at approximately 50k.
10:01GCS of 13.
10:03Marked bruising on the abdo.
10:06Jesus.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Let's put out a trauma call.
10:08Get surgical down here.
10:09Okay, call in them now.
10:10Uh-uh.
10:10The desk, Cody.
10:11Don't worry, I got it.
10:12This must be broken.
10:13His BP's to 60 over 40.
10:15Oh, it's not broken.
10:15He's hypertensive from blood loss.
10:17He needs IV fluids in another line.
10:18Oh, no.
10:19Poppy!
10:20She's not here.
10:20Where the hell is she?
10:21Trauma's gone out, but I could get Marty.
10:23You've got me.
10:24No, I need you with me.
10:25Cody, call the blood bank.
10:26Tell him to activate the massive transfusion protocol.
10:28Okay, let's get him to recess.
10:31Okay, so back to the phone then.
10:35Oh, hi, Ogozai, Miss Dawn.
10:37I thought I would have bumped into you earlier.
10:39Sorry, I've been busy.
10:44Okay, well, look, I wanted to apologise.
10:46That fight was not okay, and I want to make it up to you.
10:52I know an apology is just words, simply vision without action, but...
10:56Can you just stop with the Japanese problem stuff?
10:59Marty?
11:00You didn't ruin my night last night, okay?
11:02In fact, you were the free entertainment.
11:05Hey, what happened?
11:08I don't deserve to be happy.
11:10I want to have a husband.
11:12You mean Logan?
11:14Yeah.
11:16See?
11:17He's like the perfect little chairwoman brings me...
11:20little cut of apples and peanut butter.
11:24I like chopping stuff up for you.
11:26I don't want to do it forever.
11:28Take a break, Dawn.
11:30I'm sure the four of us can handle these three patients.
11:33Okay.
11:33I'm just gonna get my bag and meet me outside.
11:36Okay.
11:37Okay.
11:41Hey, bro.
11:42I'm not your bro.
11:43Of course you are.
11:44Nah, you're a dick.
11:45I was trying to protect you.
11:46She's trouble.
11:47Come on, Vili.
11:47Stay out of it.
11:48Look, you talk to my girl like that again.
11:50I'll knock your lights out.
11:53Sheesh.
11:55He meant that.
11:56I still reckon he could fuck his lamb even with that bung leg.
11:59Shame.
12:00Oh.
12:03Okay.
12:03Hang another unit of red cells.
12:05No, wait.
12:06We should check clotting factors.
12:10So, I'll just hang this until you decide to connect it.
12:13What's his BP?
12:15100 over 70.
12:16Okay.
12:17Give two milligrams IV morphine.
12:23Left.
12:24Other left.
12:28You reckon he's got a busted spleen?
12:29We are not diagnosing.
12:30We are stabilizing until surgery gets here.
12:32Fluids.
12:33Great.
12:33Give those to save.
12:34It's fine.
12:35It's fine.
12:35It's fine.
12:36What have we got?
12:37Cyclist versus car.
12:38Hypertension with obvious bruising to the abdo.
12:41Who's Emma?
12:42Uh, I don't know.
12:43Gone.
12:44Gone?
12:46You're doing great.
12:48Okay, let's get him prepped for transfer to CT.
12:51Cindy.
12:51Okay, go ahead.
12:52Done a blood gas before?
12:53Nah, but I've seen one.
12:54Okay, that is something I guess.
12:56Cody, grab a portable defib.
12:58Hang on the side of the bed for travel.
12:59We need an oxygen tank and adrenaline too in case he takes a dive.
13:02I'll talk you through it.
13:03Find the radio pulse.
13:06Got it.
13:06Okay, gently insert the needle.
13:08Bevel up.
13:11Far out.
13:12That'll do.
13:13Well done, Cindy.
13:14Well done, team.
13:15Let's travel.
13:16Marley.
13:19Hey, I'm so sorry.
13:21You had to rescue us like that.
13:22That was not your fault at all.
13:23Yeah, I'm so sorry.
13:31Oh, God bless me.
14:01Everything okay?
14:04I didn't mean to scare you.
14:07It's not what it looks like.
14:08You're not sifting through the bin?
14:11Uh, well, is that what it looks like?
14:16I'll, uh, leave you to it.
14:17Um, I think I'm done.
14:21Did you see Marty?
14:23Yeah, yeah, it's fine. We slowed it.
14:25Cool.
14:28Would you want to maybe...
14:31What the hell are you doing here? I left you in charge.
14:34I believe she's going through the bin.
14:35What? Why?
14:38Did you leave something?
14:39Don't you have some poor bloke to cut open right now?
14:43Probably.
14:45I'll see you soon.
14:46Differently.
14:52Oh, stop smiling like a baboon.
15:02I have to tell you something.
15:03And where the hell have you been?
15:04What, just like, in it?
15:06He left you in charge. Edie was insane.
15:08I told you to pitch Marty.
15:09Well, Mr. Toesho is the zone department to run.
15:12I was gone, like, ten minutes.
15:14How bad was it?
15:15Um, Chris came down and helped, but it's fine.
15:17What did you have to tell me?
15:18I hooked up with us last night.
15:20Dino, just chill out. It's not that big of a deal.
15:22Oh, yeah, tell that to Sage 2024.
15:24How can you just be sitting on Intel like that?
15:27I don't know.
15:28It was hot. Like, really hot.
15:31But I don't know if it was the right thing to do.
15:33And since when have you ever cared about the right thing to do?
15:36Ah, he's got a pregnant wife.
15:38Your best friend.
15:39Oh, my God, Monique.
15:40Well, not technically his wife.
15:42And also, Monique's message is not having a part of whatever you guys are doing.
15:45It seems really hectic to be hooking up with someone who's waiting for his baby to arrive.
15:49It's not like you're planning to move in and become step-mom, okay?
15:52You guys have one night together.
15:53It could be, like, a nice thing.
15:55And it's not like he's cheating on one.
15:57True.
15:59Also, don't get mad.
16:03You have got a death wish, girlie.
16:05I think he's cheating on my mom.
16:06Oh, as if. Emmett's game is primitive at best, and no one else is hanging out for that except your
16:11mom.
16:12Ugh. What's his code?
16:13I don't know. One, two, three, four.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:25Are those your ones?
16:26Take it, take it, take it.
16:28Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing?
16:30This is my AD.
16:31You can't just barge in here and start moving patients.
16:33We've stabilized your patient.
16:35Now we're getting him to theater.
16:36No patient leaves my ED without my say-so.
16:38Well, hell, it'll be fine if you were here to do your job.
16:40Let's go.
16:41You move this patient one inch, I'll have you on sleuth-drain duty for six months.
16:45But...
16:45Don't be ridiculous.
16:47Your negligence is not her fault.
16:48Why don't you just get out of here, Warner?
16:50You can't tell me what to do.
16:51I'm the medical director.
16:51Oh, yeah, I can.
16:51I'm HOD, so why don't you piss off?
16:53Can we take this somewhere else?
16:55No.
16:55You should be thanking her for saving your patient, you idiots.
16:58You are not running this hospital anymore.
17:00Don't push me in it.
17:01Enough!
17:05You're as embarrassed as I am for that display in ED, and if you're not, you should be.
17:10Yeah, it wasn't one of my finest moments.
17:13No.
17:15Anything to add, apart from reminding us that you're the medical director at the top of
17:19your lungs?
17:22I'm sorry, Emmett.
17:23I shouldn't have raised my voice.
17:25No, you shouldn't have.
17:26It's my ED.
17:27Running a department in this hospital is a responsibility and a privilege.
17:31And I told you this morning that you were the best choice for the role, Dr. Whitman.
17:36But I'm starting to wonder if I made a mistake.
17:39If you can't keep yourself in check over a small disagreement, how are you going to handle
17:42a mass casualty?
17:44I can.
17:45I have.
17:46I do it every day.
17:47Maybe under the former CEO who let you run ED like the Wild West.
17:51I'm not going to let you tarnish my reputation with trivial disputes.
17:59I'm sorry, Dr. Warner.
18:01I should have let you take the lead on that patient.
18:03It won't happen again.
18:06You can go now.
18:09We're not done, Chris.
18:11Oh, and Emmett.
18:12Yeah?
18:13If you leave ED in the hands of a junior doctor again, it'll be the last time you step foot
18:17in this hospital.
18:19Got it.
18:23It doesn't seem like a fracture, but the x-ray should tell us for sure.
18:27In the meantime, keep it elevated and I'll get you some ibuprofen for the slump.
18:31Billy?
18:31Can I talk to you for a minute?
18:33No.
18:35I'll be over there netting if you need me.
18:39This is about Logan.
18:40I don't want to fight with you.
18:42Fine.
18:43Can you sort David Price over there?
18:45Fine.
18:45It's an infected scrotal piercing.
18:47Have fun with that one.
18:49Logan won't talk to me.
18:50Really?
18:51I wonder why.
18:52Yeah, well, he's never gotten like this before.
18:54Well, you're thinking about someone other than yourself.
18:56This is the first.
18:57Can we just put our differences aside for Logan, see?
19:00Please?
19:01I know how cut up he gets about fighting with his mates.
19:04He's just, he's over it, Billy.
19:06Over what?
19:06You, always talking down to him.
19:09Always making him put in all the work, which is such a shame because he was actually really
19:13looking forward to seeing you.
19:14I know I should have been here after the crash.
19:16I messed up, but if you could just get into this.
19:18You messed up.
19:18He could have died.
19:19I want to make things right with him.
19:23Please, Dawn.
19:24Dawn, I need your help.
19:30Fine.
19:31I will help you, but only because Logan is in pieces over this.
19:34Not because I think you deserve it, or that I think his life is better with you in it.
19:38Okay?
19:39And if you upset him again, I am going to be really pissed off.
19:44Okay.
19:45Understood.
19:48Don't worry, David.
19:50Billy's on his way to see you right now.
19:53Genderless touching town.
19:56Have fun.
20:01Coffee?
20:02It's five o'clock.
20:04I'm hardly going to offer you a wine, am I?
20:06I hope not.
20:09I'm on your side, Chris.
20:11Are you?
20:12Yes.
20:13You don't have to fight me.
20:16I only want what's best for this place and the people in it.
20:20So do I.
20:21So why are you acting like I'm trying to tear it down?
20:24Because I don't trust you.
20:25What happened between us and the past shouldn't damage this hospital.
20:29I agree.
20:30So work with me here.
20:31Help me get this place straightened out.
20:33Well, you already have my public endorsement.
20:36You can't argue that I'm not good at my job.
20:41If you're on this hospital's side, you're on my side.
20:46Good.
20:48That's a start.
20:51Hi, Sage.
20:52Hey, guys.
20:54I'm called all.
20:55Can I please buy some chips?
20:57Yeah.
20:57Sure.
20:58What are you guys doing here?
21:00I am really sorry, but the babysitter ditched last minute.
21:03And I have dialysis.
21:05And Karamea's just driving me from a bit crazy up there.
21:09Sorry, Bond.
21:09I'm working.
21:10No, no, no.
21:11I know.
21:11I know.
21:11But can she just sit in the corner with her tablet?
21:13Just for a few hours, please.
21:17Fine.
21:17Okay.
21:18Yep.
21:19Karamea, be good.
21:20Okay?
21:21Corda's got eyes on the back of his head.
21:22Don't forget.
21:22All right.
21:25Okay.
21:27You can just sit here for an hour or so and watch, um, you know, um, what's that show?
21:32Are you like dragons in the hedge?
21:33Dragons in the hedge?
21:35That's it.
21:35Yeah, yeah.
21:36You can do that.
21:37I'll give you five bucks.
21:39Ten.
21:41You make me proud.
21:43We did it.
21:44By the skin of our asses.
21:46At least we didn't chug a second.
21:47Two.
21:48That M.K. sucks.
21:51Well, Sam.
21:51Mm-hmm.
21:52Yep.
21:53Get me out of here.
21:55Delivery for you, Bond.
21:58Wait for me at the car.
21:59Shotgun!
22:01Go on.
22:02Any more bin searches?
22:03Yeah.
22:04Yeah.
22:05I found a sandwich.
22:07Are you around tonight?
22:10I've got to be here early tomorrow, so...
22:13No.
22:14Of course.
22:15Yeah.
22:17Guess I'll...
22:18See you around.
22:19It's a wedding in the car.
22:21So...
22:22See ya.
22:27My friend Marty showed me how to do this.
22:30It's called Harajuku.
22:33Oh, no, wait.
22:37Orizuru.
22:38That's it.
22:39Now you just...
22:40That there.
22:42All that.
22:44Other side.
22:47And you got a bird.
22:49See?
22:51Okay.
22:52Why's your hand like that, Cawdor?
22:55Oh, just trying to make it fly.
22:57See?
22:58Here.
23:00I am not gonna be aware.prohibitioning
23:02aure Fraud via the car. Bye. Bye.
23:03Bye.
23:03Bye.
23:03Bye.
23:03Bye.
23:06Bye.
23:06You
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