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00:00:30If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about
00:00:34Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:00:36My fake wife has some fire in her
00:00:38No feelings, no complications, that's what we agreed upon
00:00:41That woman is manipulating you
00:00:43And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:00:45It's time you actually know the truth
00:00:48It's not real
00:00:49None of it was real
00:00:50How can she just walk away?
00:00:53What if I already found someone special?
00:00:55You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:00:58Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:01:08So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time
00:01:11And this guy passes out
00:01:12Alright, it's about that time
00:01:14So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:01:23Yeah, him
00:01:25Hi
00:01:26Just play along
00:01:27Six, five, four, three, two, one
00:01:57You have a cute scar
00:01:59It's just my birthmark
00:02:02If you want me to stop, tell me now
00:02:06I don't want you to stop
00:02:09Take a look at the top of the last one
00:02:11I don't want you to stop
00:02:13I don't want you to stop
00:02:26I don't want you to stop
00:02:27I don't want you to stop
00:02:30I don't want you to stop
00:02:38Ah, j'étais tellement drôle ce soir. Je ne me souviens pas qui j'étais avec.
00:02:46Je dois retourner ça à elle, pour que je puisse voir elle encore.
00:02:55Happy New Year.
00:02:56Sam, c'est moi.
00:02:57Hey, find me la fille de l'année dernière.
00:02:59Je ne me souviens pas comment, fais-je.
00:03:02Je vais vous trouver.
00:03:08Maximus, peut-être que tu m'as mariée déjà ?
00:03:11Je veux une femme ou une femme.
00:03:14Je veux grandkids, je veux que...
00:03:17Message received, Mom.
00:03:19Je dois partir maintenant.
00:03:19Je dois inspecter le nouveau headquarters.
00:03:29Seven ans.
00:03:31Pourquoi je n'ai jamais rencontré vous ?
00:03:33Et pourquoi tu me encore encore ?
00:03:43Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:03:43Still thinking about that girl ?
00:03:44Boss, it's been years.
00:03:49I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:03:52Your vest, sir.
00:03:53Uh, but first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:03:56She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:03:57Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:59And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:04:01We can't have her knowing you the Harrison Group CEO
00:04:03or she'll jackup the price.
00:04:05Good.
00:04:06Mais enfin, je peux m'envoyer ma mère de l'avant.
00:04:11Hi.
00:04:12Une iced vinila latte, please.
00:04:14Et une hot chocolate.
00:04:16Je ne peux pas attendre à la fin de rencontrer mon nouveau père.
00:04:20Maintenant, Auntie Deborah et Pamela ne peuvent pas dire que je n'ai pas un père.
00:04:25Sous-titrage, c'est juste pour l'entendre.
00:04:27C'est juste pour Christmas.
00:04:29Mais, Mami, pourquoi nous avons besoin de rin à la tête ?
00:04:31Où est-il ma mère ?
00:04:39Je ne peux pas dire quand tu es plus jeune.
00:04:41Sous-titrage, pourquoi ne pas vous pouvez nous trouver un tableau.
00:04:52Mami !
00:04:52Mami !
00:04:58Mami !
00:05:00Mami !
00:05:01Mami !
00:05:01Mami !
00:05:03M собой, je ne suis pas ton père.
00:05:05Non, je sais que mon père est un peu plus de douce.
00:05:08Oh.
00:05:09Mami !
00:05:10Mami !
00:05:10Maman !
00:05:11Maman !
00:05:11Maman !
00:05:12Maman !
00:05:12Maman !
00:05:12A de la fin de vie !
00:05:16Maman !
00:05:17Maman !
00:05:23Maman !
00:05:23Maman !
00:05:24Maman !
00:05:25Maman !
00:05:25Maman !
00:05:26Maman !
00:05:28Maman !
00:05:31Maman !
00:05:33C'est waiting in the coffee shop, blonde hair, red top
00:05:36You must be my new Christmas husband
00:05:39So, you're my new Christmas wife
00:05:42See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:05:45Hi, my name's Cybert, what's your name?
00:05:47Sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:05:50Max, Aurelius
00:05:51Eva
00:05:52I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:05:57I just need a wife for the holidays
00:06:00I guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:06:03So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour and...
00:06:09$1,000 an hour?
00:06:11Well, yeah
00:06:13It's $500 a day
00:06:14Is that enough?
00:06:16That's the most that I can pay you
00:06:17Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:06:19That's what I agreed with the agency
00:06:21You'll make your thousands over the week
00:06:23Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:06:26Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown
00:06:28And we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:06:31And then my family will get off my back
00:06:33So Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:06:37So she's getting pressure from her folks too
00:06:40Fine
00:06:41But you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:06:47Okay, deal
00:06:50Ready to go get married?
00:07:05Wow
00:07:06Clean up nice
00:07:07This is my wedding day after all
00:07:10Pictures
00:07:18Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:07:46I need some photos of us together too
00:07:49To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family
00:07:53Yeah
00:07:54Of course
00:08:04Happy holidays, Mom
00:08:06From my family to you
00:08:16Bad news, boss
00:08:18The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:08:20Bailed last minute
00:08:22Wait, she bailed?
00:08:23Then who is...
00:08:27Who is she?
00:08:29Whatever
00:08:30It doesn't matter
00:08:32I've got what I need
00:08:35Sam, don't worry about it
00:08:37I already found someone
00:08:43Okay, well
00:08:45I think it's time for us to go
00:08:46Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:08:48Christmas shopping?
00:08:50I should come
00:08:52Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:08:55I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:08:58It will make it more believable
00:09:02Fine
00:09:03Yeah, fine
00:09:04Okay
00:09:05You can come
00:09:13Let's go
00:09:13Which mall are we going to?
00:09:15Um, let's go to that one
00:09:17Oh, let's go to the bank
00:09:22Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:09:30Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:09:34Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:09:41She does kind of look like him
00:09:46So when we give these gifts to my parents
00:09:48We will say they're from you
00:09:51Here, let me get this
00:09:54I'm going to love you, Max
00:09:56Also, I was, uh, thinking
00:09:59That since we're married
00:10:02We should probably kiss
00:10:04Once or twice
00:10:07In front of them
00:10:08Okay
00:10:09Should we use our tongues or?
00:10:11No, no, definitely not
00:10:13And absolutely no
00:10:14Sex?
00:10:15Yes
00:10:16This is strictly business
00:10:19Anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:10:22What?
00:10:24Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:10:27I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:10:29Getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:10:33Let's go
00:10:40Here
00:10:41What are you doing?
00:10:42I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:10:46Well, I'm not your woman
00:10:47And this isn't a real relationship
00:10:49And I don't want your money
00:10:52Attention shoppers
00:10:53All bakery items are now 50% off
00:10:5550% off pies
00:10:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:10:5912 pumpkin pies
00:11:00Did I hear this right?
00:11:00They're the best kind
00:11:02Hurry up and go
00:11:03Go
00:11:03What are you standing here for?
00:11:06Hello there
00:11:07Hi
00:11:07You ready?
00:11:08Yes, yeah
00:11:09Just these things
00:11:09Okay, great
00:11:11We have a holiday special today
00:11:13Spend $500
00:11:14Get 10% off
00:11:15And you are just short
00:11:16$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:11:18Oh, great
00:11:19Yeah
00:11:20What do you have that's just $15?
00:11:22Well, you get a move on
00:11:24I just got here
00:11:26Relax
00:11:27Yeah, yeah
00:11:30Here, this will do the trick
00:11:32Okay, thank you
00:11:35Hurry up and pay
00:11:39I will pay when I'm ready
00:11:41You can wait your turn
00:11:46Thank you
00:11:47Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her
00:11:55Oh, wait, wait, wait
00:11:56Not the pies
00:11:56Not the pies
00:11:57You can just set those on top
00:12:03Hi, guys
00:12:05Gonna hand you all these pies
00:12:10Thank you
00:12:11Of course
00:12:12Thank you so much
00:12:14Of course
00:12:14I hope you like pumpkin
00:12:15Thank you
00:12:16She bought all 12 pies
00:12:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:12:20Just to give it away
00:12:22Thank you
00:12:23Merry Christmas
00:12:29What?
00:12:30You do that often?
00:12:32As often as I can
00:12:38We should go
00:12:39We gotta pick up paper
00:12:43Watch out
00:13:03You done feeling me up?
00:13:06Shut up
00:13:06Oh, sorry
00:13:07I was just in character, wifey
00:13:09We'll stay out of character
00:13:10Until Christmas
00:13:16And don't be late
00:13:29Harrison Group?
00:13:30Do you do construction for them or something?
00:13:33Sort of
00:13:34Not that I'm judging
00:13:35I just
00:13:37Need to get my story straight
00:13:38Or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:13:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:13:43For Harrison Group?
00:13:44I think that's respectable
00:13:47Can we pick another company?
00:13:48No
00:13:49Harrison Group is perfect
00:13:51And they'll find it impressive
00:13:52My cousin's husband works for them too
00:13:54So
00:13:54It's perfect
00:14:00Oh, and uh
00:14:01Wear something nice
00:14:02For Christmas dinner
00:14:03Don't worry
00:14:04Okay, I clean up nicely
00:14:05I wouldn't embarrass you
00:14:09Too much
00:14:30Let's go, Sam
00:14:32It's time to check out the new HQ site
00:14:34Hold on
00:14:35You're covered in water
00:14:35And you have a hair on your shoulder
00:14:37And it's not yours
00:14:39It's my daughters
00:14:41My daughters
00:14:43Give me a DNA test
00:14:44For that little girl
00:14:45That he's with
00:15:00Hey, there they are
00:15:02Hey
00:15:02Nice making
00:15:05Dad
00:15:06So glad you made it
00:15:07Oh, we missed you
00:15:09So
00:15:10Where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:15:13He's coming
00:15:14Please don't tell me Maximus bailed
00:15:17Good, good, good
00:15:19So
00:15:19Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie
00:15:22When's he arriving?
00:15:24Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up
00:15:27To stop people talking
00:15:28Poor thing
00:15:29Not surprising
00:15:30I mean, she's 30
00:15:32Once a woman hits that age
00:15:34You become undateable
00:15:35Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:15:41This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:15:45Auntie Pamela
00:15:46Debbie
00:15:47My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern
00:15:50We're only worried about you
00:15:52All these years without a husband
00:15:54Zip it, Pamela
00:15:57You know, you always spoiled her rotten
00:16:00And look what happened
00:16:01She got knocked up out of wedlock
00:16:03Raising a kid all alone
00:16:05I'm not alone
00:16:06Mm-hmm
00:16:07And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:16:13He's a manager
00:16:14Manager
00:16:15Of what?
00:16:17Trash
00:16:19Probably a cover for criminal activity
00:16:23You don't have to lie to us, Eva
00:16:26Actually
00:16:29He's right here
00:16:32Oh, wow
00:16:34Wow
00:16:35He is really good looking
00:16:37Ah, must be AI
00:16:39Mm-hmm
00:16:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills
00:16:44Thank
00:16:44That's enough
00:16:45She's our daughter
00:16:46And your niece
00:16:47Show some respect
00:16:49Remember last year
00:16:50When I introduced you
00:16:52To my husband's nephew, William
00:16:54And you turned him down?
00:16:56Well, guess what?
00:16:57William works for the Harrison Group now
00:17:00Makes 500 grand a year
00:17:03That's half a million
00:17:05Half a million
00:17:07Girls are lining up for him
00:17:08All the way to New York
00:17:10And speak of the devil
00:17:15Willie, you made it
00:17:27There you are
00:17:29Oh, look at you now
00:17:31Living the dream
00:17:33Oh, just think, Eva
00:17:35Well, you could be driving around
00:17:37In a car like that
00:17:38Had you not married that
00:17:39Criminal waste manager
00:17:41So married, huh?
00:17:43Is it serious?
00:17:45That's what marriage is
00:17:47It's pretty serious
00:17:49Wow
00:17:50You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:17:52Makes sense, though
00:17:53You not being a hot young thing anymore
00:17:57Dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:17:59A bullet dodged, Willie
00:18:01Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder
00:18:05That's right
00:18:06Just bought this brand new suit
00:18:09With my Christmas bonus
00:18:10Women love a man in red
00:18:13Sexy, like Santa Claus
00:18:16When I sit on my lap
00:18:17Don't touch me
00:18:19Oh, so entitled
00:18:21Williams, a successful man of taste
00:18:24Not waste
00:18:25And yet, for some reason
00:18:27He's willing to overlook your baggage
00:18:29I mean, look at that car
00:18:31Could your husband afford anything
00:18:34Even close to that?
00:18:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:18:37With all my Harrison Group money
00:18:38Ditch your nobody husband
00:18:40And marry me instead
00:18:43I wouldn't marry you
00:18:44If you were the last man on Earth
00:18:50My mom would never marry
00:18:52She already has a husband
00:18:53He's gonna kick your butt
00:18:59Is that so?
00:19:00Well then, where is he?
00:19:02Because I don't see him
00:19:04Does anyone see him?
00:19:08No, just like I thought
00:19:10Telling lies just like mommy
00:19:13That puts you on the naughty list
00:19:16And let me show you
00:19:18What happens to naughty children
00:19:22Hey
00:19:22Mommy
00:19:23Are you okay?
00:19:25I see your hands
00:19:26Oh my god
00:19:27I'm gonna take her in
00:19:28And get her packed stuff, okay?
00:19:29Come on, honey
00:19:30Let's go
00:19:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:19:35How dare you put your filthy hands
00:19:36On my daughter?
00:19:39Let me go
00:19:40Now why would I go
00:19:41And do a thing like that
00:19:43When I'm having such a good time?
00:19:45Let me go
00:20:00Touch my wife again
00:20:02And I will snap every finger
00:20:03That you've got
00:20:07Max, you came
00:20:09Don't worry, sweetie
00:20:13Where's Piper?
00:20:14William Hitter
00:20:16Mom, death up, take her inside
00:20:18Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:20:21Well, well, well
00:20:22If it isn't the Waste Marriage
00:20:24I've been hearing so much about
00:20:26That's right
00:20:28Now I'm about to take out the trash
00:20:33Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:20:34It's an honor to meet you
00:20:36I'm Max
00:20:36Eva told us all about you
00:20:38From New York
00:20:39Polite, handsome
00:20:41Just like she said
00:20:43Wow
00:20:45He was an AI
00:20:46See?
00:20:47He's real
00:20:48And he's more of a man here
00:20:50Than William would ever dream to be
00:20:51You son of a bitch
00:20:53You just ruined my suit
00:20:54And watch the way that you drive that
00:20:57That pristine automobile
00:20:59That car
00:21:00Oh, my God
00:21:01That's worth more than a house
00:21:04That car
00:21:05It was all over the news
00:21:06When the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it
00:21:09Wait
00:21:11Are you?
00:21:16Like I said
00:21:16I'm just Eva's husband
00:21:19And that's all he needs to know
00:21:21I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:21:23You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:21:25You stole it
00:21:26That car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:21:28Jesus
00:21:29How did he get away with it?
00:21:31That's what I want to know
00:21:33Enough, please
00:21:36I trust my daughter
00:21:38She would never marry a criminal
00:21:41Max
00:21:42Be honest with me
00:21:44Where did that car come from?
00:21:46How much do you want for it?
00:21:48I'll pay you more money than you'd make it
00:21:50Three lifetimes
00:21:51So
00:21:53You need a breath, man
00:21:57All right, that's it
00:21:58I'm calling the cops
00:21:58Oh, way ahead of you
00:22:00Wait
00:22:01What?
00:22:03Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:22:06Oh, well
00:22:07Too late
00:22:13Listen, hon
00:22:14I believe you
00:22:16But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:22:20Mr. Smith, don't worry
00:22:22It's my car
00:22:23Okay
00:22:23It's not stolen
00:22:24Yeah?
00:22:25If it's yours
00:22:26Then prove it
00:22:27Thank you
00:22:28Cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:22:30Enjoy Christmas behind bars
00:22:32Okay
00:22:33I'll prove that it's mine
00:22:35But then you have to get lost
00:22:36And never show your face around my wife or child again
00:22:39Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:42Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:22:44Loser!
00:22:45Say one more word
00:22:46And I'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:22:50Jesus
00:22:50Maybe he is a crime boss
00:22:53It's kind of sexy, though
00:22:56Here
00:22:57Title and proof of ownership
00:23:07Mr. Harrison?
00:23:14Mr. Harrison?
00:23:16Just play alone
00:23:18Merry Christmas, Willie
00:23:20Now get the fuck out of here
00:23:21Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole
00:23:24Yes, sir
00:23:25I'm so sorry, sir
00:23:27I
00:23:27I
00:23:27Please, make some serious apologies
00:23:40Oh, that William
00:23:42What a jerk, huh?
00:23:44You fooled me
00:23:45What can I say?
00:23:46Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:23:50Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:52Oh, come on, Eva
00:23:53We were just looking out for you
00:23:55Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison
00:23:57You know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:59Soon
00:24:00Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:24:04A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors
00:24:09We are family, aren't we?
00:24:11Family takes care of each other
00:24:14If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else
00:24:18Abigail, come on, talk to her for us
00:24:22Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:25Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:24:28My daughter is just far too busy
00:24:31For your best life, my new son-in-law
00:24:34Come on, guys, let's go in
00:24:35Welcome to the family
00:24:40Welcome
00:24:45This is your fault, Pam
00:24:47You can't tell the difference between AI and reality
00:24:51My fault
00:24:52You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William
00:25:05Hey, how do you have that car?
00:25:07And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:25:09And how do you
00:25:10I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:25:13I have a friend in high places
00:25:14A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:25:19Yes
00:25:20It's the season of giving
00:25:22He knows people
00:25:23Has connections
00:25:25He's a big deal kind of guy
00:25:27You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:29Yeah, and you best not forget it, capiche?
00:25:31Oh my god, just don't blow your cover
00:25:35Dad, mom
00:25:37Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home
00:25:40Oh, honey
00:25:40We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking
00:25:47I think they get it, huh?
00:25:51How's Piper?
00:25:52Oh, she's fine
00:25:53One of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her
00:25:57And after your mom takes a cold shower
00:25:59We'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:26:02Great
00:26:02See you in a bit
00:26:04Joey?
00:26:05What are you doing?
00:26:08Okay
00:26:10Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:26:15Relax
00:26:15It was just a hug
00:26:20We just got here and I'm already exhausted
00:26:22You'll be okay
00:26:23It's just one week
00:26:25Kill me now
00:26:26Well, I would, but I need to get paid
00:26:33What are you doing?
00:26:35That's weird
00:26:37They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:26:39I don't know, something just falls off
00:26:42That's ridiculous
00:26:43I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:26:46Make him a promise to prove him?
00:26:48I don't like this
00:26:50Later
00:26:53Let's go
00:26:57Here we go
00:27:00Piper is all tucked in, honey
00:27:02Everything looks amazing
00:27:03And happy holidays
00:27:04To the newest member of our family
00:27:06Max
00:27:07Oh
00:27:09Welcome
00:27:09Cheers
00:27:10Thank you, Ms. Smith
00:27:12Looks great
00:27:13Oh, just call me mom, honey
00:27:15I had no idea what you liked
00:27:17So I just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:27:19But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:23Mmm
00:27:24Oh, no
00:27:25Mom's testing him
00:27:26She's trying to see if he's legit
00:27:27You mean to tell me you two are married
00:27:29And you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:35Ow
00:27:35Eva, sweetie
00:27:37Kicking my foot
00:27:38Oh, sorry, mom
00:27:41Oh, jeez
00:27:42Come on, look what she's doing
00:27:43It's okay
00:27:44Look, mom, of course he knows it's
00:27:46I would like to hear Max say it
00:28:0112 pumpkin pies
00:28:02Did I hear this right?
00:28:03You're the best kind
00:28:06Well, of course
00:28:07It's pumpkin pie
00:28:08See?
00:28:10Are you happy now?
00:28:12That's good
00:28:12But something still falls off
00:28:14Mom
00:28:15Don't make it weird
00:28:16Okay?
00:28:17We had a whirlwind romance
00:28:19And we eloped
00:28:21Before we got to know everything about each other
00:28:23But our marriage is real
00:28:24I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:28:29Now those are quality
00:28:32Okay, well, then answer this
00:28:36Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:39Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:43I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:28:46Well, um, it's
00:28:48Silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk
00:28:51Luckily I was there to pick it up for
00:28:54Silly face
00:28:55And I am not paying extra for this
00:28:58Consider it a Christmas gift
00:29:01It's lousers
00:29:02It's nice
00:29:04You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:29:07Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith
00:29:09There is a lot of garbage out there
00:29:11And I'm not just talking about William
00:29:13I'll drink to that
00:29:15I agree with you there
00:29:17So, come on, guys
00:29:18Let's eat
00:29:18Come on
00:29:25Thank you
00:29:31And this is where y'all will be staying
00:29:34I have another room set up for Piper
00:29:37Nice and festive for you
00:29:39No complications, Ray
00:29:41Sorry, honey
00:29:42Uh, mom, you know what?
00:29:43I should stay with Piper tonight
00:29:45Oh, honey
00:29:46Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:29:50Oh, I just remembered
00:29:52The city's turning the water off at 10
00:29:54Something about water conservation
00:29:56That means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:5815 minutes?
00:30:00Honey, it's no big deal
00:30:01Just shower together
00:30:04Shower together?
00:30:07Just shower together
00:30:09Okay, you guys
00:30:10Have a good night, okay?
00:30:15You heard her
00:30:37Whoa, whoa!
00:30:39Why are you stripping?
00:30:41Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on
00:30:44Come on, we're wasting time
00:30:45You have 15 minutes
00:30:45Nice try
00:30:46I am not showering with you
00:30:48All right, sleep yourself
00:30:50All room for me in there
00:30:52Not if I meet you there first
00:31:10Come on, Max
00:31:11Get out of the way
00:31:13We agreed, nothing physical
00:31:14You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey
00:31:17Relax
00:31:17I won't touch you
00:31:20Unless you say you want me to
00:31:24But that'll cost extra
00:31:34In your dreams
00:31:37In your dreams
00:31:37Free to join me
00:31:57You know, if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:59You're not going to have any shower water left
00:32:00You wish
00:32:02Why aren't you getting in?
00:32:04Pray you'll fall for me
00:32:06It's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:32:09Oh yeah?
00:32:10Proof
00:32:23Holy shit
00:32:27Um, this is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought
00:32:31I'll say
00:32:32What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:32:36Still think you can resist?
00:32:39Baby
00:32:40I don't think I want you
00:32:46Max, I shouldn't
00:32:50Or maybe we should
00:32:53God, he's such a good kisser
00:32:55Why does this feel so familiar?
00:33:04Well, we're so sexy
00:33:14Max, we cannot do this
00:33:17What?
00:33:17I didn't mean to cross any
00:33:19It's not you, Max
00:33:20It's us
00:33:21It's this
00:33:22This is all an act
00:33:23Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:33:26You're right
00:33:28I'm sorry
00:33:30I just need to be sorry
00:33:31Just
00:33:40That birthmark
00:33:45What is that?
00:33:48It's him
00:33:49The man from New Year's
00:33:50Is he
00:33:51Piper's father?
00:33:55Why are you acting?
00:33:59Oh my god
00:34:00Max is Piper's father
00:34:03Are you okay?
00:34:04Yeah
00:34:05I just, um
00:34:06I just got lightheaded
00:34:08I think I just need a few more minutes
00:34:10Alone
00:34:13Of course
00:34:16We have a daughter together
00:34:18Oh my god
00:34:20What do I do?
00:34:26I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:34:28You can take the bed
00:34:30Thanks
00:34:33Hey
00:34:35Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:37Look, fake marriage aside
00:34:38I'm your husband for the next few days
00:34:40So if there's something you need
00:34:42I can help
00:34:44I want to help
00:34:45He's Piper's father
00:34:47He has a right to know
00:34:49Um, Max
00:34:52How would you feel
00:34:53If you found out
00:34:55You had a kid?
00:34:58A child?
00:35:00No, no, no
00:35:01That's, that's impossible
00:35:02I'm very careful
00:35:05Mostly
00:35:08I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around
00:35:10Family to me is a big commitment
00:35:12And I don't want any loose ends
00:35:15You know?
00:35:16Right
00:35:18He wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:35:20I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:35:23Why do you ask?
00:35:25No reason
00:35:26Just
00:35:26Just curious
00:35:28No, I feel like you're
00:35:30Going somewhere with this
00:35:31What?
00:35:33No
00:35:34Well, then
00:35:35Can I ask you a question?
00:35:38Shoot
00:35:43Where did you get these?
00:35:45And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:47I did not get those
00:35:49I don't know where those came from
00:35:51Are you sure?
00:35:52You're just not trying to
00:35:53Break the contract
00:35:56Come here
00:35:57Come here
00:35:59Come here
00:36:11Elon
00:36:11The truth is
00:36:13Is that I
00:36:17Go, go, go, go, go
00:36:18Just a second
00:36:20Come in
00:36:22Hey, hon
00:36:23Oh
00:36:24Sorry for interrupting
00:36:25But Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:36:29Before I tuck her in
00:36:30Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:36:31We're kind of in the middle of something
00:36:33I can see that
00:36:36Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:36:37I mean, if you don't
00:36:38If you don't mind
00:36:40Well, that a boy
00:36:41You know what?
00:36:42Just put a shirt on
00:36:43I'm gonna go get her
00:36:45Piper
00:36:46Here comes Grandpa
00:36:49He sprang to his sleigh
00:36:51To his team gave a whistle
00:36:52And away they all flew
00:36:54Like the down of a thistle
00:36:56But I heard him exclaim
00:36:58As he drove out of sight
00:37:00Merry Christmas to all
00:37:02And to all
00:37:04A good night
00:37:08If Piper knew he was her real dad
00:37:10She'd be over the moon
00:37:12Good night, Piper
00:37:17Is her dad still around?
00:37:19Yeah
00:37:19But he doesn't know it
00:37:21Because you're her dad
00:37:23Uh, no
00:37:24That man has no idea
00:37:26What a treasure
00:37:28He's missing out on
00:37:32Do you really think so?
00:37:35From the bottom of my heart
00:37:37Maybe I should tell him
00:37:38He deserves to know
00:37:46Max
00:37:50You're Piper's father
00:37:58I'll tell you when the time's right
00:38:25Where's Piper?
00:38:27She must have snuck off
00:38:28While we were asleep
00:38:45God, he's such a good kisser
00:38:55Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:58Not on my watch
00:39:02Yeah, this
00:39:04I remember this
00:39:15Good morning, you two love bugs
00:39:18How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:39:21Good morning, Miss Smith
00:39:22It was, uh, it was great
00:39:24Wonderful
00:39:25Well, it's about to get even better
00:39:29Oh, no
00:39:30What is that?
00:39:32Sardines and saltines
00:39:33It's a Smith family classic
00:39:35It was my gram-grams favorite
00:39:37During wartime
00:39:38Don't be shy
00:39:38Go ahead, grab a handful
00:39:42Max, you don't have to
00:39:43No, no, it's okay
00:39:44It's a Smith family staple
00:39:47It's a Smith family staple
00:39:49There we go
00:39:56Yeah, it was my gram-grams favorite
00:39:58Yeah, it was my gram-grams favorite
00:40:11Well, you two better get dressed
00:40:12You gotta go see Aunt Miranda
00:40:16Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:40:19That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:40:23What's the deal with them?
00:40:24Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:40:27Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:40:31Hey, don't worry
00:40:32I'll protect you and Piper
00:40:37Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:40:39Just in case
00:40:40Well
00:40:42Looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:54Wait, that earring
00:40:57Wait
00:40:58That earring
00:40:59You like it?
00:41:01I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:41:03Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:41:06I don't really remember the details
00:41:08But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:41:12Right
00:41:13And it's just a common earring
00:41:15Anyone can have it
00:41:16Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:41:18She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:41:23So Ava and Piper
00:41:24Still aren't here
00:41:26But Derek said that Ava got married
00:41:29What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:33An aging single mom
00:41:35Slim pickings
00:41:37I heard he's in waste management
00:41:39That explains it
00:41:41She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:44Oh please, Miranda
00:41:45Ava is your niece
00:41:47Oh come on, Grandpa
00:41:49Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:53Her track record speaks for itself
00:41:55Exactly
00:41:55Not like my Sierra
00:41:57Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:42:02Oh
00:42:03They're here
00:42:04Merry Christmas everybody
00:42:11Merry Christmas everybody
00:42:12Merry Christmas
00:42:14You must be Grandpa Harold
00:42:16I am
00:42:17I'm Ava's husband
00:42:18Max
00:42:19Pleasure to meet you
00:42:20Welcome
00:42:21You're Ava's husband
00:42:22But
00:42:23You're gorgeous
00:42:27But
00:42:27Not as handsome as you
00:42:29Look at you two
00:42:30You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:42:32Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:42:34Merry Christmas
00:42:36This is from Max and I
00:42:37Oh my goodness
00:42:38Thank you, Eva
00:42:39Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:42:42Oops
00:42:43Oh my bad
00:42:44Ooh
00:42:44A homemade gift
00:42:46How thrifty
00:42:48Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:50Mommy's right, you mean a little hack
00:42:53You little
00:42:55You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:58Or you will lose yours
00:43:00Oh
00:43:01I think you broke my wrist
00:43:03Look what you just did to my mother
00:43:05My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:43:09He could ruin your life
00:43:22Honey, are you okay?
00:43:24I'm fine
00:43:25I'm just wet, huh?
00:43:26Yeah
00:43:26It's okay
00:43:27It's okay
00:43:30What are you?
00:43:32Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:43:35Did you just slap me?
00:43:37Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:39You're a fucking psycho
00:43:41You know what, Ciara?
00:43:42I can take your little insults
00:43:43But leave my family out of this
00:43:47Her family
00:43:49She means me
00:43:54You okay, honey?
00:43:55Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:57Do something
00:43:59You don't know who you're messing with
00:44:00I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:44:03Oh wow, I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:44:09Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:44:12Let's call him
00:44:13I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:44:16Please, who do you think you are?
00:44:20Enough!
00:44:22There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:44:25Fine, Dad
00:44:26Let it go, Nathan
00:44:28They're just jealous
00:44:31For Grandpa's sake
00:44:32I'll let you off easy
00:44:34I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:44:37I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:41Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:42Alright, that's enough
00:44:43Everyone come inside and sit down
00:45:07Is this a joke?
00:45:09Can you please pass me some food?
00:45:11Hold it
00:45:11Who said you could eat anything else?
00:45:14My husband and I paid for this feast
00:45:19My husband and I paid for this feast
00:45:22King crab, fresh from Alaska
00:45:25And grass-fed wagyu
00:45:27Three times the price
00:45:29Fifty times the flavor
00:45:31And you don't get a single bite
00:45:33It's just petty
00:45:35Maybe so
00:45:36But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:40Fine
00:45:41Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:44Come on, let's go
00:45:45No, no
00:45:46Don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:49Grandpa, I'm sorry
00:45:51But they're treating us like
00:45:52I know, dear
00:45:53I just want to have our family together
00:45:55Fine
00:45:56We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:59Better a stray than a bitch
00:46:01What was that?
00:46:05I just want to have our family together
00:46:08Fine
00:46:08We'll stay
00:46:10Can I have a little navel?
00:46:13It's okay, sweetie
00:46:13We'll get something right after
00:46:16Like drive-thru?
00:46:18I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:46:20That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:46:25No strays
00:46:26Ow
00:46:27Sweetie, are you okay?
00:46:29Yes, please
00:46:30You hit my child
00:46:31You're fucking crazy
00:46:33Well, if you'd teach her some manners
00:46:35Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:46:40Don't worry, baby
00:46:41I'll handle it
00:46:44Don't worry, baby
00:46:45I'll handle it
00:46:50Piper
00:46:51Sweetie
00:46:51Are you ready to try the best food
00:46:53You've ever had in your life?
00:46:57Okay, sweetheart
00:46:58Give me two minutes
00:46:59Or one phone call
00:47:00As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:47:03Actually, I do
00:47:06He's such a liar
00:47:07This ought to be hilarious
00:47:08Oh, it will be
00:47:13Sam
00:47:14Yeah, send the troops
00:47:15And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:47:18I'm already on my way
00:47:22Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:47:25I'm already on my way
00:47:28You hear this guy?
00:47:29He wants the best king crab in the world
00:47:32From Antarctica
00:47:34Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:47:36His silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:39Max, what are you doing?
00:47:42Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:47:43Santa's already on his way
00:47:44Actually
00:47:46Five
00:47:47Four
00:47:48Three
00:47:50Two
00:47:51One
00:47:54A helicopter?
00:48:02There's no way
00:48:08How did you pull this off?
00:48:09Sam is like family
00:48:10I thought I'd introduce you to
00:48:12Thanks, boss
00:48:14Boss?
00:48:15Eva's always been genuine with me
00:48:17Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:48:19Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:48:24I'm Maximus Harrison
00:48:27You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:48:30Mm-hmm
00:48:33Come on
00:48:35You can stop kidding around
00:48:37If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:41No, I actually am the CEO
00:48:43Come on
00:48:44You can stop the charade
00:48:45Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:48Eva
00:48:48I'm not pretending
00:48:51Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:49:04How is this possible?
00:49:06This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:13Who are you?
00:49:14I told you, I'm Eva's husband
00:49:16That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:49:19Wait, no
00:49:21Hold on
00:49:23You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:49:28You're worth more than some whole countries
00:49:30Some of the small ones
00:49:32I mean, you know that
00:49:34You work for me
00:49:35Oh, God
00:49:36I insulted my own boss
00:49:39I'm finished
00:49:44Oh, God
00:49:45I insulted my own boss
00:49:47I'm finished
00:49:48Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:51Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:53Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:55For tonight
00:49:55Your feast ends
00:49:57And with that, your career
00:50:00You're fired
00:50:01Fired?
00:50:03Sam
00:50:07You're fired?
00:50:08Oh, God
00:50:09I can't be fired
00:50:11What?
00:50:13Mr. Harrison, please
00:50:14You can have as much crab as you want
00:50:16Please, Mr. Harrison
00:50:17I'll do anything
00:50:18Guys
00:50:20Take out the trash
00:50:26And you
00:50:27Oh, me?
00:50:30Mr. Harrison, come on
00:50:32That was a Christmas joke
00:50:33A family tradition
00:50:35Yeah, well
00:50:36There's a new family tradition
00:50:38Sam
00:50:42Will you do me the honors?
00:50:45Gladly
00:50:49Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria
00:50:54Father, do something
00:50:55Well, you kind of deserve that
00:50:58I'm leaving
00:51:00Mmm, pumpkin
00:51:01My favorite
00:51:07Come on, sweetie
00:51:08Daddy had this crab line
00:51:10Just for you
00:51:11Eat as much as you want
00:51:12Thanks, Daddy
00:51:17I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:51:19I just couldn't take them
00:51:20Treating you like that
00:51:21Honestly
00:51:23This is the best Christmas
00:51:24I've ever had
00:51:25Well, if you want
00:51:26We can have many more
00:51:27Just like this
00:51:29Does he really mean that?
00:51:30Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:32I can't tell
00:51:33And that terrifies me
00:51:40Merry Christmas, Ms. Harrison
00:51:41I brought you a gift
00:51:42Here's the paternity test
00:51:43Between the boss
00:51:44And that little girl
00:51:50Oh, this is wonderful
00:51:52Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:51:56Tell me everything
00:51:58Miss Eva Smith
00:51:59Single mother
00:51:59Small town gal
00:52:01Didn't finish high school
00:52:02Currently works in retail
00:52:03Oh, Maximus
00:52:05I thought I raised you better
00:52:06A high school dropout?
00:52:09In the Harrison family?
00:52:12What a chance
00:52:16She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:52:20Maximus seems to like her
00:52:21Silence
00:52:21Get me the address where she works
00:52:24It's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:52:25That's nice
00:52:27We own that one
00:52:29Good work
00:52:30But take off that stupid hat
00:52:42Thanks
00:52:42So your dad insisted
00:52:44That I try this wine
00:52:45That he's been saving
00:52:46For 20 years
00:52:49Sounds like he's happy
00:52:50With his new son-in-law
00:52:51And how about you?
00:52:56Me?
00:52:57Yeah
00:52:59Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:04Eva
00:53:15That birthmark
00:53:16Family to me is a big commitment
00:53:19And I don't want any loose ends
00:53:21You know?
00:53:23Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:53:24So much we're not telling each other
00:53:28No feelings, no complications
00:53:30That's what we agreed upon
00:53:31Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:53:34Max
00:53:35Yeah, I guess you're right
00:53:38It's cold
00:53:40Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:43Max
00:53:46I need to tell you something
00:53:49Something important
00:53:51What's gotten into her?
00:53:53Is she hiding something?
00:53:54Is this the part where you tell me
00:53:56There's no Santa?
00:53:58I haven't been completely honest with you
00:54:03Piper is
00:54:06Piper is
00:54:07Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:54:10Sweetie
00:54:10Oh my gosh
00:54:11It's unswollen
00:54:13Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:54:15Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:54:16Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:54:21Come on, Piper
00:54:25Okay, let me see
00:54:28I promise
00:54:30I won't let anyone
00:54:31Hurt you or Mommy again
00:54:33But that's not true
00:54:34You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:38Uh...
00:54:39Daddy!
00:54:40No!
00:54:42Well...
00:54:47Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:53Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:56Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:57Really?
00:54:58Please stay, Daddy
00:55:03You think it was Scar?
00:55:06Hmm
00:55:09I wouldn't worry about it
00:55:10Scars make you look like a badass
00:55:12I have one, too
00:55:14Dad
00:55:16I got that when I was about your age
00:55:18Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:55:21Really?
00:55:22No way
00:55:23No
00:55:23It was actually a cactus
00:55:25But it's still cool
00:55:28I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:34Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:36My mom said I had that when I was born
00:55:44And how old are you?
00:55:45Six
00:55:46Six?
00:55:47That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:49Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:55:52Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:56What do I even say?
00:55:57And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:00Sorry, honey
00:56:00This man's your dad
00:56:01And he didn't know you existed until now
00:56:05Um...
00:56:06Yeah
00:56:08Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:11Eva
00:56:15Okay, look
00:56:20Piper is...
00:56:25Go on
00:56:31It must be an emergency
00:56:34Excuse me
00:56:35Sorry
00:56:36Take this
00:56:43Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:45Yeah
00:56:47Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:50I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:55Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:57I'm telling you, Max
00:56:59That woman is manipulating you
00:57:01She's a high school dropout
00:57:03Doesn't even have a decent job
00:57:05And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:07I'm Eva's husband
00:57:09Max
00:57:09That man has no idea
00:57:12What a treasure
00:57:14He's missing out on
00:57:18I'm sorry, Max
00:57:19You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:57:21Your mother would take her away
00:57:22After Christmas
00:57:24It's over
00:57:27Eva?
00:57:29Maximus?
00:57:29Are you even listening to me?
00:57:32No, Mom, Mom
00:57:32Listen
00:57:33I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:34Eva's my wife
00:57:35And I've made up my mind
00:57:36I'm not leaving her
00:57:39Eva?
00:57:45Thank you
00:57:46Thank you
00:57:50Oh, thank you
00:57:50This is for you, Grandma
00:57:57Oh, wow
00:57:59That's so cool
00:58:00What did you make?
00:58:01Derek, this is from Eva and I
00:58:04Oh, thank you so much
00:58:06Just glad you're here
00:58:10We got it
00:58:11Oh
00:58:11Wow
00:58:12Damn, these are nice
00:58:14Grandpa
00:58:15Language
00:58:16Little ears
00:58:22Piper
00:58:23Do you want to go see your present?
00:58:25It's in the other room
00:58:25By the train set
00:58:26I'll go with you
00:58:27Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:29Ready, ready
00:58:29Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:32What have we got, guys?
00:58:33Walking home from our house
00:58:34Christmas Eve
00:58:39You never told me
00:58:43Have we met before?
00:58:48Have we met before?
00:58:50She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:56I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:59Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:59:10I don't know what you're talking about
00:59:11Lots of people have birthmarks
00:59:12They're very common
00:59:13I feel so awful
00:59:14But I can't lose my child
00:59:17No matter how I feel about him
00:59:21Maybe
00:59:24Are you okay?
00:59:27Are you okay?
00:59:27Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:30I know
00:59:31I'm fine
00:59:33Um
00:59:35Oh, I almost forgot
00:59:38I got you this
00:59:40You got me a gift, too?
00:59:42Tis the season
00:59:44Open it
00:59:57Gloves
00:59:59Did you make these?
01:00:01Yeah
01:00:02I know this is a fake marriage
01:00:03But
01:00:04That's Christmas
01:00:06You've already done so much for me
01:00:07I just wanted to do a little something for you
01:00:11How do they feel?
01:00:13Warm, right?
01:00:15Yeah
01:00:16Warm
01:00:18Soft
01:00:21Perfect
01:00:26Thank you, Eva
01:00:27I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:31Really?
01:00:33Yeah, my mom
01:00:34She partied all the time
01:00:36And I got gifts
01:00:38Plenty of them
01:00:39But
01:00:40I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:43Nothing
01:00:44Personal
01:00:45Well, you deserve it
01:00:48You're a good guy
01:00:49And
01:00:50Someday you'll
01:00:52Find
01:00:53Someone special
01:00:54To
01:00:55Spend all your Christmases with
01:00:58What if that day's today?
01:01:02What if I already found someone special?
01:01:06Right here
01:01:30Max
01:01:32We can't
01:01:34If you want me to stop
01:01:35You better tell me right now
01:01:41Come on
01:01:43I don't want you to stop
01:01:50No matter how many years pass
01:01:52I still can't resist him
01:02:07I don't want you
01:02:09I don't want you
01:02:12I don't want you
01:02:17God, you were trying to be fucking insane
01:02:24Piper?
01:02:33Piper?
01:02:35She can't see us
01:09:36C'est elle, la femme qui a pris mon fils head-over-heels.
01:09:43Hi, welcome in.
01:09:45Can I help you find something?
01:09:46I wanted to try those.
01:09:51Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:54Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:10:00No, no, no.
01:10:01I know what I want.
01:10:03Size seven.
01:10:05Oh, Biddy can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:10:09Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:16Ignore her.
01:10:17She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:19Here, let me help you.
01:10:21Come on.
01:10:26She seems kind.
01:10:31I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:34She's just doing her job.
01:10:37How do they feel?
01:10:38Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:42I think I need a size up.
01:10:44Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:49Right away.
01:10:50I'll be right back.
01:10:51She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:54Was I wrong about her?
01:11:10Are you gluing the heel, Beckham?
01:11:14Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:16She can't walk.
01:11:20That's just pure evil.
01:11:23Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:26She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:28Who cares?
01:11:29It's the last pair.
01:11:30I get paid commission.
01:11:37I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:41I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:41See?
01:11:42This is your whole problem.
01:11:45This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:49I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:52I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:55She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:57People who insult her all day?
01:12:00I'm your manager.
01:12:06Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:14Did I stutter?
01:12:19You don't have to fire me.
01:12:23I quit.
01:12:29I don't work here anymore.
01:12:32Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:35They're broken.
01:12:36Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:37You're a good person, after all.
01:12:41Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:44I'm sorry?
01:12:47Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:49Get out!
01:12:55You're not disabled?
01:12:57Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:13:02Absolutely shameful.
01:13:03Who are you?
01:13:05I am the chairwoman.
01:13:07of the Harrison Group.
01:13:09And the owner of this store.
01:13:12You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:14Mother of the CEO?
01:13:16I am.
01:13:17And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:20What did I do?
01:13:24You are a good person.
01:13:27From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:33Are you serious?
01:13:36That's right.
01:13:38Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:40You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:48You out.
01:13:51I'll leave.
01:13:54I'm leaving.
01:13:58I'm leaving.
01:13:59I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:14:02No.
01:14:03Don't worry.
01:14:04You're getting a promotion.
01:14:06You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:09Thank you.
01:14:11First assignment.
01:14:13I want that row and that row and the entire display case.
01:14:19Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:22Okay.
01:14:24Yeah.
01:14:25Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:29I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:38She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:40Of course she lives like this.
01:14:52Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:53I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:58Max?
01:14:59Eva?
01:15:00What are you doing here?
01:15:02I, uh...
01:15:04There you are, Eva.
01:15:06Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:15:09My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:12What are you talking...
01:15:16That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:21Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:23Stop.
01:15:25And you, you lied to me at the store.
01:15:29You were both just testing me?
01:15:31Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:33I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:35I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:38But I was wrong.
01:15:40Eva, please.
01:15:41I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:43Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:15:46How could you think that of me?
01:15:48It's not like that, dear.
01:15:50Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:53Mom, what did you do?
01:15:55I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:58We're not together.
01:16:00And I can't love something that was never real.
01:16:06I made a horrible mistake.
01:16:09What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:11Go after her.
01:16:14Eva.
01:16:15Let me go.
01:16:16I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:18Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:20Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:21I'm not pretending.
01:16:23Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:25And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:33Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:37Max, you came.
01:16:38God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:43I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:47Just say the word.
01:16:51See?
01:16:53Stop fighting.
01:16:56We belong together.
01:16:59You're wrong.
01:17:00Wrong about what?
01:17:02That you care?
01:17:04Or we belong together?
01:17:06Look, I already told you.
01:17:07We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:10Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:14I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:19Eva.
01:17:23Eva!
01:17:25I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:27Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:35Ow!
01:17:36Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:39Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:41Come here.
01:17:49No, you're not fine.
01:17:51You're sad.
01:17:54I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:57I miss Daddy, too.
01:18:02I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:18:07Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:10Love bug.
01:18:12You're right.
01:18:13What am I doing?
01:18:14Running like a coward?
01:18:18I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:20Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:24I believe in you.
01:18:25What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:28I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:33Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:35Piper is his daughter.
01:18:42Enough sulking.
01:18:43Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:47Don't you think I want to?
01:18:49She doesn't want me.
01:18:51I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:53Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:54You can't abandon her.
01:18:56Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:57I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:19:01And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:10Piper is your daughter.
01:19:12What?
01:19:13See for yourself.
01:19:20I was right.
01:19:22Seven years ago.
01:19:24New Year's.
01:19:25That woman was Eva.
01:19:35Eva.
01:19:38Hey.
01:19:40Daddy.
01:19:42Daddy.
01:19:43Piper.
01:19:45I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:54You came back.
01:19:59I, uh...
01:20:00Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:20:09I, uh...
01:20:10I was scared.
01:20:11But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:14Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:19Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:22I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:26Piper is your daughter.
01:20:28You knew.
01:20:30My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:32Mama.
01:20:33Mama.
01:20:36I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:38But you've known this whole time?
01:20:40I was scared.
01:20:41Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:44I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:47How could you not know how I felt?
01:21:00I love you, Eva.
01:21:03I love you, too.
01:21:05I promise.
01:21:07For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:10As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:24Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:26For real this time.
01:21:28Yeah, yes.
01:21:30Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:35Yes.
01:21:36Yes.
01:21:37Hi.
01:21:44Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:46and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:51I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:58Who's that?
01:22:00Eva!
01:22:03Take me back!
01:22:06I'm sorry!
01:22:07I'm struck your tire!
01:22:11Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:14Again.
01:22:17No?
01:22:18Not funny?
01:22:18Good morning.
01:22:19No.
01:22:21No.
01:22:22No.
01:22:24No.