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00:10Jane, get that ball!
00:14Yep, that's me, Jane.
00:17As plain as my name.
00:26You clumsy idiots!
00:29Oh my God!
00:30Can you believe that she wants to be a South Bay talent?
00:33The closest she'll ever get is wearing that stupid costume.
00:36Little Miss Jane the Freak.
00:38You want to be a cheerleader so bad, don't you?
00:42I do want to be a cheerleader.
00:44And Sophia Green is the captain.
00:46And she decides who gets to be on the team every year.
00:49This little bird is going to lick my shoe to be a cheerleader.
00:53Happy Meal?
00:54Who lost a bet with a chicken nugget?
01:16Who is that?
01:18That's William Henley, star of the basketball team.
01:20He just transferred here from out of state.
01:24Oh my God.
01:33He's mine.
01:34Tee me up.
01:39He can't take his eyes off you.
01:41True captain and basketball team captain.
01:43You guys belong together.
01:45I know.
01:48Look at this pathetic rooster.
01:50You really think you have a chance with him?
01:52Go clean up the floor, freak.
01:56No!
01:57Oh my God.
02:01You got me good.
02:05You guys are up.
02:10You're up.
02:11You're up.
02:11You're up.
02:15You're up.
02:19Oh my God.
02:22You're up.
02:23That was my first kiss.
02:27That was my first kiss.
02:32Are you okay?
02:34You're bleeding.
02:37Let me take you to the nurse.
02:51That little skank!
02:58Oh my god.
03:01Um, what just happened?
03:03It was an accident. I didn't mean to. I've never kissed anyone before.
03:08Then you're naturally a good kisser.
03:11Guys like him must have kissed a lot of girls. Total playboy.
03:15William.
03:16I'm Jane.
03:18I know. Jane Smith?
03:20How does he know my name?
03:22You don't remember me, do you?
03:26I don't know.
03:27Oh, uh, my dad's calling.
03:31Hello?
03:33What?
03:35She forgot me already?
03:38What do you mean? Our house has been destroyed by a tornado?
03:41Dad!
03:41I'm still on my business trip, but do you remember the Henley neighbors?
03:44With that chubby kid they used to play with?
03:46They just moved back in town and said that you could stay with them to finish school out.
03:49Tubby? You mean the neighbor kid who used to argue with me and play with my brains and eat all
03:55my cookies?
03:56Yes! Him! He's gonna be a South Bay talent with you. And I heard he's gonna be captain of the
04:02basketball team.
04:05Tubby? You mean the neighbor kid? He's gonna be a South Bay talent with you. And I heard he's gonna
04:10be a South Bay talent with you. And I heard he's gonna be a South Bay talent with you.
04:33Where have I heard that voice?
04:39I haven't seen Tubby since we were kids. All I remember he was fat and dorky. There's no way he
04:45suddenly got handsome.
04:49What are you doing here?
04:50Jane Smith. Meet again.
04:54I-I think I'm at the wrong place.
05:03You really don't remember me?
05:05How is it possible? The school hunk is Tubby?
05:09Janey, Janey, Janey.
05:16Janey, do you really want to be a cheerleader?
05:18Of course I do. And I'll date the most handsome basketball captain.
05:22I could be the captain of the basketball team.
05:25Yeah, right. They're most fit and handsome.
05:29Well then you can't be a cheerleader either. Never!
05:31That's not true! Stop eating my peanut butter cookies!
05:34These aren't peanut butter! I'm allergic!
05:40I can't believe it. Is it him?
05:43Tubby?
05:46This is not happening.
05:49Janey, you haven't changed one day.
05:57Janey, I am so happy you're here. And William was so fond of you when you were kids.
06:04Fond of me? He just enjoys seeing me cry, that's all.
06:07And I'm so glad he knows at least one person going into school tomorrow.
06:11Oh, we actually saw each other at school today. She was with the cheerleading team.
06:14Oh, she had a lot of fun.
06:17Cheerleading team?
06:18Janey, I remember when you were a kid, you were such a good dancer.
06:21Did you finally join the cheerleading team?
06:25You'd better not tell Mary about the bullying I got at school.
06:28What? It's the truth.
06:30I'm not being seen as a loser at home, too.
06:37William, how can you be so careless?
06:39Didn't you just kick it?
06:40Here, take my toast.
06:41I know you love bread, right?
06:45Aren't you too adorable?
06:46No.
06:49You don't have to walk me to the bathroom.
06:51The hot water's tricky. Let me show you that easy.
06:54I think I can figure it out.
06:56You should have to turn it that way.
06:58Okay, I got it. You can leave now.
07:11I'm so sorry.
07:20Get out!
07:21I'm sorry.
07:22Get out!
07:22Get out!
07:23Get out!
07:26Oh, God.
07:30Oh, shit. I don't have any clean clothes.
07:35I'm sure Mrs. Henley has some extra clothes.
07:38God, it's dark here. Where's the light?
07:43What's this?
07:45What are you doing?
08:04Jay? Are you okay?
08:06Nothing. It was just a cockroach.
08:09Oh, no. This is a new house. We shouldn't have any cockroaches.
08:12Let me come see.
08:14No need. I killed it.
08:25Jane?
08:27I flushed it down the toilet.
08:31Oh, Mrs. Henley, do you have any clothes I could borrow?
08:34My house got blown away and all my things with it.
08:36Oh, yes. Of course. Come with me. I'll call the inspector later.
08:47I'm dying for school.
08:51I hope I don't have a test today.
08:57Miss Sackler.
09:00I did turn in my assignment, Miss Sackler.
09:11What's this?
09:12Am I having a sex dream?
09:15This isn't much better than the school dream I was having.
09:19An eight pack?
09:21Let's see what else you got.
09:24Let's see what else you got.
09:27What are you doing?
09:28Why is that voice so familiar?
09:31Who am I dreaming about?
09:38I thought I was dreaming.
09:41Are you trying to sleep with me?
09:45I must have been sleepwalking.
09:47It happens when I'm stressed.
09:49I'm sorry if...
09:55You always take your pants off and grope guys in your seat.
09:58Or is that just an excuse to get in bed with me?
10:13Are you hard?
10:16What are we going to do next if I didn't make up?
10:19I...
10:23What were you trying to turn me on in my sleep?
10:26So I'd wake up and want to sleep with you?
10:29Do you have sex that much?
10:32I didn't mean to!
10:34I've never even had sex before!
10:38She's a virgin.
10:41What's wrong with me?
10:41No, no, no, no.
10:43Take a cold shower.
10:44Cold shower.
10:45Cold shower.
10:45Cold shower.
10:51Good morning, dear.
10:57You both look so tired.
10:59What did she get up to last night?
11:05I just missed my bed.
11:08A raccoon got into my room last night.
11:10A raccoon?
11:11That is odd.
11:12I really must have those inspectors come by.
11:14And when you guys are done eating,
11:16I will take you to school.
11:37It's William!
11:38How do I look?
11:39It's all good.
11:40Okay.
11:40Hi, William!
11:52What the fuck is the little mascot freak doing with William?
12:07Can I sit here?
12:09I'm sorry.
12:10This is for the rest of my clan.
12:29Oops!
12:30I didn't see you there.
12:32He's been back.
12:35What are you doing?
12:38Know your place, you little freak.
12:43William is mine!
12:45And if I ever see you get near him again,
12:47I'll make your life a living hell.
12:49Not everyone is all about boys like you!
12:52How dare you, ugly bitch!
12:58Who the fuck just hit me?
13:03Oops.
13:05It's him.
13:08Your wrist.
13:09Are you okay?
13:11This is going to be worse for me
13:13if Sophia sees William being nice to me.
13:15Your glasses.
13:17William!
13:18Sophia, hey!
13:19Sorry, my hand slipped and the ball went flying.
13:22I haven't hurt you, did I?
13:23No, no, it's okay.
13:24I know you didn't mean it.
13:25But...
13:27I know how you can make it up to me.
13:32Jane!
13:32Jane, wait!
13:35Did he just walk away from me
13:37to chase after that little mascot freak?!
13:40Jane!
13:42You let her bully you like that?
13:44I don't want to hear you preach.
13:51What happened to you?
13:52You weren't always so wimpy.
13:54You used to stand up for yourself.
13:55What do you know?
13:57You're the captain of the basketball team.
14:00You're popular.
14:01I'm not.
14:02You don't understand what it's like for people like me.
14:07Jane, I didn't mean it.
14:08Forget it!
14:10I just want my last semester to be in peace.
14:14Wait!
14:20Take this of your wrist.
14:36I guess I have to live with these for now.
14:43Maybe I should have been nicer to him.
14:49William?
14:51I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
15:01Naps of medicine from Coach.
15:04What?
15:21You okay?
15:23He seems so different from how I remember him.
15:27He's staring.
15:29What, are you acting in love with me or something?
15:31What?
15:33Don't be such a narcissist.
15:35You're...
15:36the one staring at me.
15:42Oh my god.
15:44Is he trying to...
15:51Why are you still wearing these broken glasses?
15:57Why do you think?
15:59They're my only pair.
16:01Take these.
16:02Remember we have the same prescription.
16:03But I...
16:04I saw you getting some ketchup on your shirt, so...
16:06You can wear this.
16:08I have to go see Coach before class, but I'll see you in PE.
16:16How the heck do I put these into my eyes?
16:21Take your seats! Take your seats!
16:27Why isn't Jane come on yet?
16:28All right, Rub Rats.
16:30This year, to be fair, we're holding elections for cheer captain.
16:34Um, I've been cheer captain every year since, like, the sixth grade.
16:39It's obviously gonna be me.
16:40Yes, Sophia. We all know you wanna run.
16:42We just wanna give everybody else a chance.
16:44So, would anyone else like to run?
16:49Who else could it be?
17:00What took you so long?
17:01I've never used this before.
17:03I nearly poked my eye out.
17:05Let me see your face.
17:16What?
17:18Do I have something on my face?
17:20It's horrible, isn't it?
17:22No, you...
17:24Looks good.
17:26I remember you always had pretty eyes.
17:29And everyone could see them.
17:32Would anyone else besides Sophia like to run for cheer captain this year?
17:37Kelly?
17:40Dolly?
17:42Well, in that case, this year's cheer captain goes to...
17:46Coach!
17:49I nominate Jane for cheer captain.
17:53Who in their right minds?
17:55This is the new girl.
17:56I think it's Jane.
17:58She's so much prettier.
18:00Jane?
18:01Like, little freak mascot Jane?
18:06Is that Jane?
18:07I never thought Jane was really pretty, bro.
18:09She looks so good with all her glasses.
18:12Jane, would you like to run for cheer captain?
18:16I...
18:19I don't think so.
18:20Of course.
18:22I mean, how could a freak mascot be a South Bay talent?
18:25She can't even be a rooster without tripping over her own tail.
18:29Are you really gonna let her bully you out of your dream?
18:33Well, in that case, this year's cheer captain by default goes to...
18:41Wait!
18:44I accept the nomination.
18:46I want to run for cheer captain.
18:48Against Sophia?
18:50That's social suicide.
18:52Alright, Jane.
18:53This is stupid!
18:54I mean, nobody's gonna vote for her, and then she's gonna be all sad.
18:58Who in here's gonna vote for Jane?
19:03See?
19:06I will.
19:13Well, if William's voting for her, maybe we should too.
19:17And so will the basketball team.
19:19Unless they want to run extra laps today.
19:23Alright, looks like we got a proper race.
19:25This year's candidates for cheer captain are...
19:28Sophia Green and Jane Smith.
19:31Listen, you guys are gonna put together a team and perform for the school.
19:34And then everyone will vote to see who you want to be captain.
19:38Class dismissed. Let's go, guys. Come on.
19:44Coach, I thought we had a deal.
19:46My father wouldn't be very pleased to find out.
19:50Don't worry, you'll be alright.
19:55Nobody gets in the way of me and cheer captain.
19:58Congratulations, Janey.
19:59That was really awesome just now.
20:05That was terrifying.
20:07I thought Sophia was gonna kill me.
20:11I...
20:13I gotta go put a team together.
20:19Jane is...
20:21Not...
20:22Got her glasses.
20:23Do you need to have a shot with her?
20:25Go in a lab.
20:28Does William like Jane?
20:36Vote for Sophia.
20:38Vote for me!
20:40Vote for Sophia.
20:46Seems like everybody's voting for Sophia.
20:49I have to find some more votes.
20:51You mother clucker.
20:53How are you gonna be cheer captain with zero cheerleaders?
20:57I'll find a team.
20:59I already have one.
21:01You think you two loser nerds are gonna out-cheer me and my girls?
21:06Just because we get good grades doesn't mean we can't cheer.
21:11Okay.
21:12Alright, that's...
21:13That was enough.
21:14That was enough.
21:18Maybe she's right.
21:20How am I gonna form a team to compete with Sophia Green?
21:23She already has all the cheerleaders.
21:26Giving up so soon?
21:30This is your fault.
21:32Didn't you see how everyone took Sophia's pin?
21:35No one's left to join my team.
21:37Not everyone.
21:38Did you try asking her?
21:43Sophia was right.
21:44I can't beat her.
21:45We're just gonna embarrass ourselves.
21:48I'm surprised, Jane.
21:49You're chickening out.
21:51You don't even dare to ask her?
21:53What?
21:54No!
21:55I'm not chickening out.
21:56I'm just...
21:57It's called logical judgment.
22:00And even if she did join, we're still short on people.
22:04Janie I know would have invited her.
22:09Okay.
22:09Fine.
22:11I'll ask her.
22:12I'll show you.
22:13Nobody wants to join my cheer team.
22:17Emily?
22:18This might seem weird.
22:21Would you like to join my cheerleading team?
22:22I'll see you.
22:24I'll see you.
22:24Bye-bye.
22:25Bye-bye.
22:25Bye-bye.
22:25Bye-bye.
22:26Bye-bye.
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