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00:01Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low.
00:05Meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:11Will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:14Not always.
00:15But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:20Soon?
00:21How soon?
00:23Ideally within three months.
00:27Oh my god.
00:31Sweetheart, don't cry.
00:33Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:37Mom.
00:39I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:43After I'm gone.
00:45Yeah.
00:46I promise.
00:49I love you so much.
00:51I love you, sweetie.
00:54I have always wanted kids.
00:57Maybe it's time.
01:18I'm so sorry.
01:19I'm so sorry.
01:21I think that's fine.
01:24Hey, I'm sorry.
01:31I'm so sorry.
01:32We didn't see that coming.
01:33Handsome guy.
01:35Unexpected kiss.
01:41are you okay
01:52well well if it isn't my perfect innocent ex what's the occasion are you pregnant too
02:01i'm not as efficient as you writer we broke up what three months ago and candy is six months
02:08along impressive timeline oh please you couldn't keep a man let alone raise a kid
02:16or are you here to raid the sperm bank and diy a family
02:30look mom seriously i
02:37low amh diminished ovarian reserve recommended to start trying within three months
02:44oh for her wow looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs
02:51this is truly a plot twist
03:03i'm really worried about you claire you know a girl with your history do you think you're
03:08going to be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up you're basically
03:11a clearance rack expired free and still no takers
03:16no takers
03:18you can rest assured i already have a boyfriend
03:23yeah
03:25mit
03:256-2
03:27iq off the charts trust fund air practically built for greatness
03:31way better than loser rider
03:35boyfriend
03:38sure claire
03:40uh let me guess he lives in the canadian wilderness or some bullshit like that
03:46and the best thing of all he has the one thing you can't find
03:50oh
03:52kindness
03:54funny you're funny how about we make a bet
03:57if you're not pregnant within say three months you have to admit the truth
04:02if you were just a dried up old woman you have to admit it out loud and to the public
04:09oh baby you're bad
04:11love i'm in for you
04:15and if i win you stray through the office naked screaming that you are nothing but a little
04:21slimy suck-up bitch boy
04:26deal
04:27game on miss nobody wants you
04:30nobody wants you
04:33oh my god
04:35what the fuck did i just do
04:38even the sperm banks are booked six months out and i only have three
04:43where the hell am i gonna find the perfect gene donor boyfriend
04:46oh god someone help me
04:49now that's interesting
04:53you know
04:55i think i could help with that
05:05ethan reed
05:06mit phd
05:07iq 200
05:08that's my medical report
05:10no genetic disorders
05:11clean family history
05:12i take every bucks
05:14on your donor wish list
05:18okay
05:19what's the catch
05:22you
05:22marry me
05:23contractually three months
05:24just long enough to shut my family up
05:26and lock in my inheritance
05:28and in return
05:30you get my sperm
05:31and we get you pregnant just in time to win your little bet
05:35that's really all you want
05:36a paper marriage
05:39look
05:39claire
05:41i'm not looking for love
05:42i'm looking for efficiency
05:47honestly
05:48this might be the fastest route to motherhood
05:53all right
05:54deal
06:03boss
06:04prenuptial agreement
06:12thanks
06:15okay
06:16three rounds of artificial insemination
06:18temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances
06:21contract terminates after three months
06:26i'd like to add one more term
06:28oh
06:29financial independence
06:31i don't want anyone thinking i'm some gold digger
06:35fair enough
06:36fair enough
06:36if that's what you want
06:37i'm in
06:38great
06:39great
06:40thank you
06:45lovely
06:46excuse me mr reed
06:49are you ready to head to head into the collection room for your specimen
06:54sure
06:56good luck
06:57thank you
07:02mrs reed
07:04would you like to go in with him show him a little support
07:07oh no i'm actually oh no i'm actually oh no no excuse me i i'm oh oh no um excuse
07:14me i uh
07:22need any uh help with that oh and um how pray tell do you plan on helping me
07:32uh
07:33uh
07:33uh
07:34uh
07:35uh
07:35uh
07:46um
07:47now i did not mean that i was gonna
07:51oh my god
07:53shut up shut up
07:55please how do i turn this off um
07:58how do i make this stop
08:01this is so crazy
08:05oh
08:09like that
08:13um you should probably get started
08:16i probably should yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna wait outside be my guest okay bye
08:28adorable
08:40thank you mr reed of course we'll begin shortly you can wait outside okay
08:46if you need anything just yell for me
08:54yeah
08:59boss
09:19and as a designer at nova
09:21her ex
09:22cheated on her
09:23with his boss candy ashford
09:25miss ashford's been making her life hell ever since
09:29just last week
09:30she killed
09:31she killed mrs reed's proposal said it wasn't
09:33feminine enough
09:35bye nova
09:37make claire the new design director
09:40wait seriously
09:41yeah
09:42yeah
09:42look our marriage may have
09:45a deadline
09:46but she's still my wife
09:48anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me
09:51she's dead
09:52she's dead sorry
09:53now go get the car ready
09:55we have to go meet mom
09:57copy
09:59okay
10:04hello
10:05mr reed the procedure went smoothly
10:07we'll know in four weeks if it was successful
10:10wonderful
10:11thank you
10:17thank you so much mr reed
10:19i might actually get to be a mom now
10:23of course
10:24but um
10:26you know
10:27we are married now
10:28you are my wife
10:30call me ethan
10:33fake wife
10:35remember
10:38right
10:40so
10:41ethan
10:42you've done your part
10:43when do i get to do mine
10:45right now
10:47we're about to go meet my mother
10:50okay
10:54hey
10:54mother
10:57this is
10:58my wife
10:59claire
11:00claire my mother
11:01nora
11:03nora it's so lovely to meet you
11:05hi
11:13oh sweetie
11:14i've been looking forward to this for so long
11:17and you rascal
11:18so this is why you kept dodging all my matchmaking attempts
11:24uh
11:24yeah i'll explain that eventually
11:27of course
11:29wouldn't want everyone your wedding night
11:32come byron
11:33they have a mission
11:34making me a grandchild
11:36um
11:38don't have too much fun
11:41okay
11:47it's my mother
11:48yeah
11:54uh sorry for driving here without having a chance to pack
12:05this should do for now right
12:08thanks
12:08of course
12:12i'll
12:13i'll
12:14go and
12:14make something
12:15eat
12:16make yourself at home
12:24oh my god
12:26even his cologne is perfect
12:28i mean my knees are actually weak
12:31too bad it's just temporary
12:33three months
12:34and that is it
12:35god
12:36get a grip
12:37what am i doing
12:40uh
12:41what are you making
12:56i'm
12:58making some things
13:00true
13:05oh my god
13:05i just got promoted
13:08design director i start tomorrow
13:09oh my god
13:10oh
13:11oh shit
13:14i am so sorry
13:15i did not do that
13:15no no no no it's fine
13:16no really it's
13:19oh
13:19oh
13:20claire
13:20yeah
13:21um
13:22claire be careful please
13:24no it's fine
13:24there's just a huge thing
13:25no claire you don't under
13:27oh
13:28oh
13:29oh
13:36careful
13:37claire
13:38you are
13:38playing with fire
13:39mrs reed
13:42holy shit
13:43yep
13:44definitely hard
13:46and
13:47definitely huge
13:49oh jeez
13:50i'm
13:50i um
13:51no
13:51no it's not really
13:58okay
13:59that body should come with a warning label
14:28you made this mess
14:30you clean it up
14:32uh
14:32uh
14:33where are you going
14:35oh
14:35i'm just
14:36just gonna go take a cold shower
14:38you know
14:39put out the
14:40fire you started
14:49yeah
14:50yeah
14:50if i'm the new design director
14:52candy
14:53better start packing up her desk
15:02i can't wait
15:03i can't wait
15:04what's going on here
15:06waiting for the new ceo obviously
15:09nova got bowed out yesterday
15:11word is his rich young and single
15:14i call dips
15:16eau
15:17claire
15:18don't forget your perfect gene baby bat with rider
15:22maybe
15:22you could try your luck with the new ceo
15:24lots of old money there
15:27with a face like that land the ceo
15:30please
15:31what are you gonna do sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself
15:37i don't need to trap anyone rider
15:39unlike you
15:40i offer value all on my own
15:42oh please
15:43you have been so heartbroken you can't even manage a rebound
15:48what are you expecting immaculate conception
15:51i don't need divine conception
15:53and for all you know
15:54i'm already pregnant
15:57please
15:57okay
15:58keep my heart out there
16:10welcome to nova mr reed
16:14welcome to nova mr reed
16:17is it
16:19uh
16:21uh
16:22welcome sir
16:24i'm
16:25claire
16:26from design
16:27hmm
16:37director
16:45effective
16:46immediately
16:52yes sir
16:55okay what
16:56she is barely qualified and i have been running this program for two years
17:02if
17:03if
17:04if she is director then who am i
17:06support staff
17:08come on that is blatant favoritism
17:13byron
17:13i've done some research on nova before acquiring it
17:16this sketch
17:17created by miss miller herself
17:21has had the highest performing markers a year straight
17:24if anything i'd say this promotion is long overdue
17:28act
17:39so
17:39so how do you know the new ceo
17:42i
17:43i don't
17:44don't lie
17:45he comes and promotes you first thing and you don't know him
17:51come on babe the new guy's obviously clueless that's why I picked her no real skill
17:59it won't
18:12Ethan
18:15Claire
18:18why did you buy Nova and make me the director
18:22well because you're my wife
18:27and more importantly you're talented
18:31look Claire I'm not going to waste that
18:35but everyone's gonna think I'm just here because of you
18:40maybe but
18:42we're connected nonetheless Claire
18:44contract or not you are the future mother of my child
18:47and the future mother of my child will not be disrespected
18:51so I'll tell everyone today and clear the air
18:54no
18:55wait Ethan you can't go public
18:59please
19:01I don't want to be the woman who's known for
19:04using your sperm to climb the ladder
19:06seen by whom
19:08writer
19:09candy
19:10anyone
19:12you're the CEO
19:13I'm just
19:15I'm just someone under contract
19:19and in three months it's all over
19:22isn't it
19:26all right it's your choice
19:30okay
19:40yeah Byron what is with that woman I mean any sane person would kill to be Mrs. Reed right I
19:45she acts like it's a life sentence
19:49that must be what makes her so
19:52interesting
19:53hmm
19:56maybe
20:09long meeting with the CEO
20:11I guess that means we can add him to your perfect gene list
20:15hmm
20:17someone seems desperate
20:18what
20:19are you nervous
20:21afraid you'll lose the back
20:23mind your own business writer
20:31mind your own business writer
20:59maybe
21:01maybach
21:04want to shoot a sugar daddy now
21:13ever since I saw her getting that maybach
21:15nothing
21:16no sign of it again
21:18was it all just for show
21:19hmm
21:20stale
21:21Mr. Reed says you've all been working hard
21:23lunch is on him
21:25design team
21:26and you got their own special menu
21:27thank you
21:31well I said you're doing wonderful
21:32well you've earned that so you're clear
21:34thank you
21:35thank you
21:48hmm
21:49hmm
21:53hmm
21:57hmm
21:57hmm
21:58hmm
21:59hmm
22:00hmm
22:05tastes fine to me
22:06hmm
22:08unless you're pregnant or something
22:10you got a secret boyfriend hiding somewhere
22:19hmm
22:22hmm
22:25please
22:26um
22:27I'm just not feeling great
22:29oh
22:31I'm gonna go to the bathroom
22:33oh
22:33you're ready
22:34Claire
22:35oh
22:37could she really be pregnant?
22:52what the hell?
22:53what the hell?
22:53this is the ladies room
22:54no way are you seriously pregnant?
22:56back off
22:57that is none of your business
22:58is if your concerns are bet
22:59now spill
23:00who's the Maybach guy?
23:02your sperm donor?
23:05she said back off
23:33he said back to me
23:39She's not really pregnant, is she?
23:42No, I don't see why that would be any concern of yours.
23:44Well, hey, I'm just looking out for her, boss.
23:46I mean, after all, she used to be my girlfriend.
23:52Guess her eggs really are busted, aren't they?
23:54Or maybe that perfect gene donor of yours, shooting blanks.
23:58I'll tell you what, I'll help you out for old time's sake.
24:02Spend one night with me and then boom, I'm sorry.
24:09You are disgusting!
24:11Oh, you bitch.
24:16Touch her, and I swear it will be the last thing you ever do.
24:22What the fuck?
24:24Sorry, it's just a joke.
24:27You're awfully protective of your employee.
24:29Something I should know about?
24:32What happens between Claire and me?
24:34Is none of your goddamn business.
24:36So, leave your damn mouth shut if you want to keep your job.
24:41Okay?
24:54Claire?
24:57Claire?
24:59Claire?
24:59Hey.
25:02I'm sorry.
25:04Here.
25:10You've been under a lot of stress, which can reduce ovarian function.
25:13Probably why conception hasn't happened.
25:16You need rest, moderate exercise, and a better mood before the next artificial insemination.
25:21So, it's my fault.
25:23Hey.
25:24No, no, no.
25:25No, none of this is your fault.
25:29Alright?
25:30We still have time, and...
25:40We're in this together.
25:42Okay?
25:46Light movement helps.
25:48Walks, swimming, yoga.
25:51Anything to keep your brain slow and present.
25:56You know, I bet you're a pretty bomb at yoga for the shop.
26:02Great.
26:05Ladies, raise your hands slowly.
26:09Gentlemen, support your partners.
26:11Breathe together.
26:24Don't worry, I'm not going to try anything.
26:26Just relax.
26:30Now, gently lean back.
26:33Your back rest against your partner's chest, and feel their support.
26:37Feel the connection, their grounding presence.
26:41It's okay.
26:43Trust me.
26:50You know, you're kind of irresistible when you're zen.
27:15Now, take your partner in your arms, and slowly lean back together.
27:21Feel that stretch in your spine, and breathe through it.
27:29Yes.
27:39Ready?
27:40Yeah.
27:46Nice.
27:48Are you okay?
27:49Yeah.
27:54Oh my god, I am so sorry that that was an accident.
27:59Lucky me.
28:01He's just a contract partner.
28:04So why the hell is my heart doing backflips?
28:20Um, is that carrot your mortal enemy?
28:24Because you've turned it into confetti.
28:26Hm.
28:27You try perfectly slicing for prenatal nutrition.
28:29I'm a novice under pressure, okay?
28:32You're actually trying to ace a pregnancy diet?
28:36That's... oddly endearing.
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