00:00Before you blame the dog, I think you should take a look at these surveillance photos.
00:09Oh Bart!
00:11I don't know how bad, cousin.
00:13Hey girls, check out this present.
00:15Oh yeah, Roger, what?
00:18And this is for the United States of America.
00:27If I may, I'd like to show you a few slides.
00:30Here's Springfield as it appears from space.
00:32Somewhere in this windy valley is the lost Dutchman's mind.
00:36Young man, that appears to be a picture of your real...
00:38I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds and I'm a little behind.
00:43Hear me, hi.
00:44The smell of me must drop pantaloons.
00:49How the hell happened?
00:50Hey, come on, junkie!
00:52Hey, you want a piece of this?
00:54Just call yourself the king of the juggles!
00:59Where?
01:00Why are you doing that?
01:02Oh, it's good for the batteries.
01:04Now I'm afraid your son has cracked his coccyx.
01:08Oh, sorry. How long will it take to recover?
01:11You'll have to wear this fanny cast for quite some time.
01:14But don't worry, son, it fits snugly under your clothes.
01:18Do all these people have to watch me?
01:22Now, son, this is a teaching hospital.
01:24Which is why I put the seat of your cast above you.
01:27Dive!
01:31Double dive!
01:34Dive!
01:42Dive!
01:44Bounce!
01:45Dive!
01:46It's lovely!
01:46Now, if everyone can open your prayer books...
01:50Oh my god, I don't know what I'm saying.
01:57It's really nebula.
02:00It's really nebula.
02:02It's really nebula.
02:02It's really nebula.
02:03It's really nebula.
02:04It's really nebula.
02:04Look at the size of those flawless curls.
02:09Hey guys, this butt's for you.
02:12Oh no!
02:13No one does this to doll!
02:15No one!
02:23I'm riding a unicycle with my pants down.
02:26This should be every boy's dream.
02:29Your dance started!
02:38Thank you, thank you.
02:40I want to see you all next week at my concert in Krakow!
02:53Good lord!
02:55I'm spooning the flag!
02:57Don't look, Buttermilk!
03:01How dare you!
03:03That's the flag my grandpappy rebelled against!
03:06When you insult the flag, you insult my flag, Tattoo!
03:14That's the flag my grandpappy rebelled against!
03:16When you insult the flag, you insult my flag, Tattoo!
03:16Oh no!
03:17Oh no!
03:22Bart?
03:23When did you get your tenure?
03:26I got my tenure right here!
03:28Yeah?
03:29Well I have full tenure!
03:38Behold!
03:39My naked butt!
03:42Each chick is a god to you!
03:45Yay!
04:01K-I-X-N-Y-A-S-S mouse kiss my ass!
04:10Fish!
04:11Don't you think people will remember you were there?
04:13I'm pretty sure they were!
04:15Mm-hmm!
04:17Mm-hmm!
04:18Mm-hmm!
04:18Mm-hmm!
04:19Mm-hmm!
04:20Mm-hmm!
04:20Mm-hmm!
04:20So, you like to watch, huh?
04:21Well, take a look at this!
04:24What?
04:26What?
04:28What?
04:28What?
04:29Trashy?
04:31No!
04:32No!
04:32No!
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