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00:01You know, I never imagined I'd be kissing another man at my ex's engagement party.
00:17A thief.
00:23Stay calm.
00:30Oh my God.
00:33You should thank me for a taste testing for you.
00:36Last night you brought over that pasta.
00:38It tastes like that three year old bra that was just crispy and rigid.
00:41Come here.
00:47What the hell is going on here?
00:49Who the fuck is she?
00:50Are you blind? She's my girlfriend.
00:53So what the hell was I for the past three years?
00:55You're just a chef that smells like garlic.
00:57I mean, man, eat your food, but hey, dream of my life.
01:03I mean, when was the last time Caleb even bothered with you?
01:06You shut your mouth, you tramp!
01:09Hey!
01:10That's enough.
01:11Evelyn, I've never liked you, okay?
01:14Oh my God!
01:15See you on Kitchen Grease?
01:17Literally just makes me want to throw up right now.
01:19Your restaurant would have tanked ages ago without my menu.
01:23Yeah, but you're useless now.
01:25Cause we are a perfect match.
01:32Oh my God, he's still here.
01:33Evelyn, you are fired.
01:35Just, I never want to see you.
01:37I'm the one firing you too.
01:39Oh my God!
01:42Oh my God!
01:44Mmm!
01:46Eccles!
01:58Yes!
01:59Every penny I had, I spent on his stupid restaurant.
02:03I even kept my chef E-identity secret to spare his fragile ego.
02:09And for what?
02:09To be treated like garbage?
02:12Okay.
02:13You are not spending another second on that jerk!
02:18Get up!
02:19Get up!
02:19Come on!
02:20Turn around.
02:21The world is your voice.
02:28Stop pouting!
02:31And it's time to play!
02:34Hey!
02:43I've been searching for you for three years.
02:46Where are you?
03:02And the winner is...
03:05Shecky!
03:14Shecky's in the lounge.
03:15She actually cured your anorexia.
03:17Sophie?
03:19Keila proposed!
03:20No, I think I'm gonna keep my chef E-identity secret for now.
03:23I'll still help him with his restaurant.
03:24Just quietly.
03:37She's just behind this door.
03:39Okay.
03:58I think my drink's been spied.
04:06Hey!
04:07You good?
04:11You must be a hero.
04:17Yeah.
04:21What do I want to call me?
04:24I want to call me...
04:26Love.
04:27Love.
04:30Love.
04:31Love.
04:33Love.
04:39Love.
04:40Love.
04:41Love.
04:43Love.
04:46Love's...
04:47Love.
04:47Love.
04:53yourselves in the room I prepared just for us!
04:56Yes.
05:18Did we really get that wild last night?
05:36That asshole.
05:39Oh, Caleb. Today is not your lucky day.
05:43Not in hell.
05:59Keep the meeting. I'll make him half an hour.
06:04Stay back.
06:12What the hell did you do to my car?
06:14Oh, thank God. He doesn't recognize me.
06:16What?
06:18This is... this is your car?
06:22Look, I am so sorry.
06:25Um, wrong car.
06:27Yeah, classic mix-up.
06:28I'll pay for the damages. Just let me know what you guys...
06:32That'll be 50 grand for a repay.
06:34Cash or check?
06:3650 grand? Why don't you just mug me instead?
06:38I don't have time for this.
06:40The cops can deal with this mess. Sound good?
06:42Cops! No! No! Don't call the cops! Don't call the cops!
06:45Hello? Don't call the cops!
06:46I'd like to report property damage!
06:47Please don't call the cops!
06:48Hey!
06:51What the hell are you doing?
06:53Go ahead.
06:55Call the cops. I'd love for them to see this.
06:56Oh, is that a threat?
06:57No, no, no, no. I'm just...
07:00negotiating?
07:02I'm in a hurry. Take this off me and I'll let you go.
07:06And I don't have to pay?
07:07Before I change my mind.
07:09Okay, okay, okay.
07:16I might not have the key in here.
07:25Seriously? We're not going to take these off first?
07:28No time, just follow my lead and do not act weird.
07:33Ah, Mr. Carter.
07:37We are thrilled at the thought of you buying us out, huh?
07:43And who might this be?
07:46This is my personal assistant.
07:48Oh.
07:49Hi.
07:49Hi.
07:54We're doing a little corporate bonding thing.
07:57Okay.
07:59Bonding, huh?
08:01Come on.
08:21That's quite the progressive bonding exercise, isn't it?
08:30Mr. Carter, I paid top dollar for Chef E's exclusive recipe.
08:36I think that would be worth an extra 10 points on the offer, wouldn't it?
08:40Chef E?
08:41That's right.
08:41Carter's been chasing Chef E forever.
08:45This sale is locked.
08:46It's not Chef E's recipe.
08:48What?
08:49I'm sorry.
08:50Mr. Carter, they're pulling a fast one on you.
08:53This is the exact recipe Chef E made at the Culinary Championship.
08:56It's identical.
09:08Yeah, Chef E would never use truffle oil in this dish.
09:11It kills the fish's natural umami.
09:14And FYI, Chef E doesn't write anything down.
09:16All the recipes live in her head.
09:20If they're only in her head, how would you know?
09:28So what's the deal with you and Chef E?
09:30I am Chef E, dummy.
09:32Just a fan.
09:34God, lucky enough to chat about recipes with her once.
09:36Boss!
09:45It's just a lock, why the entire circus?
09:48I heard you're in handcuffs, so I brought a lawyer.
09:51And a boxman.
09:53And his mentor.
09:54Just in case.
09:56What about that guy?
09:59Oh, I'm just here for the spectacle.
10:06Don't mind me.
10:14I will take a dose.
10:18Okay.
10:19You know, I saved you money back there.
10:22That'll be my compensation.
10:23Fine.
10:24Later.
10:30Boss, who's she?
10:38Oh.
10:38Cheers, guys.
10:41Cheers.
10:41Cheers.
10:44Oh, God.
10:45Evan, I've already fired you.
10:47What are you doing here?
10:48Everything that worked about this restaurant was my creation.
10:51I'm taking my 50% share.
10:54Shares?
10:56Oh.
10:57As of your wedding.
11:00You only became head chef thanks to Caleb.
11:03You were nothing.
11:04I kept my chef-y identity secret to protect your fragile ego.
11:08Which clearly was wasted on you.
11:11You're chef-y.
11:15Okay, so you're pretending to be chef-y when the real product sheet, Madeline, is right here.
11:23Seriously, hilarious.
11:24Oh, my God.
11:25You're funny.
11:27How did Evelyn, Caleb breaks up with you and you go into a full psychotic break?
11:32Oh.
11:32I mean, behold this face, people.
11:35Scared's kiss from Burnham into sterility.
11:37I mean, who would get excited about this package?
11:39You should beat it now, because it's my garbage can and we're going to take trash like people.
11:43Okay, now about this.
11:44Let's not let this psycho spoil our day.
11:48Madeline, darling.
11:52Will you marry me?
11:54Oh, my God.
11:56I wasn't expecting this.
11:58Yeah, I do.
12:09See, Evelyn?
12:11Caleb clearly loves me, so he can stop obsessing over him.
12:15What?
12:17Congratulations.
12:18You snagged an absolute gem.
12:20You know, my new guy is hotter, richer, and way more impressive.
12:25Where it counts.
12:28What are you implying?
12:29Evelyn, did you really invent a boyfriend to make yourself feel better?
12:32Right?
12:32I mean, if he's real...
12:34Where is it?
12:34Show us.
12:36Oh, my God.
12:37Fantastic.
12:38Where do I magically whip up a boyfriend?
12:40From my rib?
12:42This is sad.
12:43Caleb rejects her, so she comes up with this pathetic story.
12:48You know what, Evelyn, just...
12:51I mean, at this point, you're just humiliating yourself.
12:53I mean, I'm sorry for you.
12:54You know what?
12:54Why don't you use that cash for some, um, therapy?
12:59You know what?
13:02He's right there!
13:06Mr. Carter, what's Carter Group's strategy this year?
13:09We are acquiring 10 premium restaurants for style.
13:31Mom, that's not a man.
13:34That's the most powerful man in this city.
13:37There's no chance he's dating Evelyn.
13:40Here to watch.
13:41Here to watch.
13:41When you think about the guy's needs and what's going on, career?
13:42You better have a good reason for this.
13:45I'm so sorry. Please just help me out.
13:47Mr. Carter, what's your relationship with this woman?
13:54She's my fiancée.
13:56Oh, yeah.
14:02It's as nice as you're doing.
14:06Any other questions?
14:10Okay, but you could have said girlfriend. I mean, why go full fiancée?
14:14Girlfriend? A new CEO caught in a public scandal.
14:16What do you think that does to my company's value?
14:20Well, people love a young couple in love.
14:22I mean, that kind of press could give you a bump.
14:24Your people, maybe. Mine, not so forgiving.
14:28I mean, that could wipe out $300 million in market value. Can you cover that?
14:32What?
14:34Exactly. Calling you my fiancée is the only way to make this little kiss look like a PR move instead
14:39of chaos.
14:40Okay, so what do we do? Tell them all the truth?
14:43Sure. Yeah, we can clear it all up.
14:45If you're ready to write a $300 million check.
14:49There's gotta be another option.
14:53There is.
14:55Which is?
14:57Marry me.
15:07Contract marriage. Divorce after one year.
15:09Your bedroom is down the hall, on the left.
15:11Fine, you corporate vulture.
15:14Being my wife comes with specific duties.
15:18And what are these duties?
15:33All of this is... for me?
15:36Naturally.
15:37Consider it an investment in making sure you look the part of my wife.
15:43For your everyday spending. No limit on this card.
15:48No, I can't accept that. This is a business deal. Between equals.
15:54Consider it a wedding gift.
15:57Fine.
16:01If you insist.
16:10I can't believe I've ever seen a wedding.
16:20You're welcome.
16:24I really like them too, okay?
16:25I don't know.
16:26I'm too busy.
16:26I don't know.
16:26I am too busy.
16:26I'm too busy.
16:29I don't know.
16:29I don't know.
16:29I don't know.
16:29I'm too busy.
16:29I can't believe I ever see a future with my wife.
16:33I'm too busy.
16:37I'm too busy.
16:38It's supposed to be a dream.
16:40You're in the wrong room.
16:45Sorry. So sorry.
16:47Oh my god, I will leave. Right now.
16:58Jeez. What is with the attitude?
17:01It's nothing I haven't seen before.
17:04What did you just say?
17:06Nothing. Nothing.
17:07Just sleep talking.
17:09Sweet dreams.
17:25Too many mishaps last night.
17:27But what better apology from a culinary genius than Christ.
17:37Hey, I made you breakfast.
17:39No thanks.
17:40What? You didn't even take a single bite.
17:43That's disrespectful to the food and the chef.
17:45This isn't about respect.
17:47I have struggled with severe anorexia, which is why I have someone who handles my breakfast.
17:53Anorexia?
17:54Oh, is that so hard to believe?
17:56I'm so sorry. I just had no idea.
18:00Everything in your life just seems so perfect and put together.
18:06I guess everyone has their struggles, huh?
18:08Even someone together like me has their problems.
18:11Now if you-
18:11If you don't move, I will be late.
18:15Please just take one bite.
18:16Just one bite and then I'll let you go. I promise.
18:19Please.
18:28See, that's not-
18:38Well, what do you think?
18:41Not bad.
18:51Didn't you say you were running late?
18:54I can make time for breakfast.
18:56Well then.
18:57Bon appetit.
19:00Where are you going?
19:01Didn't you say you're going to join me for breakfast?
19:03No, it's my first day on the new job.
19:06Can't be late.
19:07But...
19:08Here's the address.
19:10Come by sometime.
19:14Wait, isn't this the restaurant I just acquired?
19:20This can't be happening.
19:22Leo married somebody?!
19:29The bitch from that night.
19:31I'm going to see Leo right now.
19:37Okay, so.
19:40I have the hottest gossip.
19:41The boss's new wife is visiting today!
19:44No way.
19:45I wonder what she looks like.
19:46The news clip only showed her profile.
19:47It's totally unclear, right?
19:49Okay, what kind of dumb ass comment is that?
19:51The boss's wife is gorgeous!
19:52She's the boss's wife!
19:54Just be on your toes and you treat her like royalty.
20:04Oh!
20:05No need for the formality.
20:07I'm just the head chef.
20:09What are you doing in the dining room?
20:11You are breaking company protocol!
20:12Ugh!
20:14Get to work ASAP!
20:16Boom!
20:29I'm looking for Leo.
20:31This must be her.
20:33Oh!
20:34Welcome, Mrs. Carter!
20:37They think I'm Leo's wife.
20:44Don't make a fuss.
20:45Just call me Jennifer.
20:47Jennifer.
20:47Absolutely, of course.
20:48Was that the new head chef who just walked by?
20:50Indeed.
20:52Funny how life works out that way, isn't it?
20:53You're both similar in age, yet worlds apart in status.
20:57Well, you're the boss's new wife, and she's stuck in the kitchen cooking.
21:05Oh, no comparison whatsoever.
21:09Jennifer.
21:10Right?
21:12Mr. Carter isn't in today, but we'll ensure top-notch service.
21:17Absolutely.
21:17You and the boss are totally made for each other.
21:19Of course.
21:20I'm the only woman suitable to be Mrs. Carter.
21:32I'm so happy that Leo finally settled down.
21:36Do you think his wife will appreciate these gifts?
21:42Perhaps two more villas, too.
21:45Mr. Carter never mentioned everyone.
21:48What if she is simply after his money?
21:52You're right.
21:54Perhaps I should get to know her personally.
22:06Oh, my goodness.
22:07Are you okay?
22:11I haven't eaten.
22:13May I have some soup?
22:14Yeah, of course.
22:15Yeah, come with me.
22:20Order anything you'd like.
22:21It's on you.
22:23You're so kind.
22:25All happy.
22:27What do you think you're doing?
22:28This is a fine dining restaurant.
22:31You can't bring in homeless people.
22:32Get her out now.
22:33You can't do this.
22:35She needs our help.
22:35That's her problem.
22:37This is a restaurant, not a charity.
22:39What kind of standard is this for treating guests?
22:41Every human being deserves the right to a proper meal.
22:44Oh, please save your bleeding heart.
22:47Look at the new chef.
22:49Thinking she owns the place?
22:51Bringing in street people?
22:53Our clientele are people of good standing.
22:55Having this vagabond around will just hurt our reputation.
22:58Did you hear that?
22:59Hurry up and make her leave.
23:01Her word is law around here.
23:03Hold on.
23:04Who's the boss's wife here?
23:06Uh, excuse me?
23:07Has age ruined your eyes and ears?
23:08This is our boss's wife, Mrs. Carter.
23:12Oh, Jennifer.
23:14Why are they referring to her as the boss's wife?
23:18I thought Evelyn held that title.
23:23Okay, just because you're the boss's wife,
23:25that doesn't mean you get to humiliate people.
23:27We're all equals here.
23:31Equality.
23:34As the boss's wife, I am superior to rubbish chef in you dirty street trash.
23:41Oh, did you hear that, Evelyn?
23:43Or do you want to join this piece of trash out on the street?
23:46So these are the employees at my grandson's restaurant?
23:49Their behavior is disgraceful.
23:54What?
23:55Grandma's at the restaurant?
23:56Yes.
23:58Mrs. Carter somehow discovered Miss Taylor's new position as head chef,
24:01and, well, she wanted to see for herself.
24:04Evelyn, please don't slip up in front of my grandmother.
24:08This woman just wants some food.
24:10She won't disturb anyone.
24:12Her mere presence spreads the stench of poverty.
24:15Who would like to dine with her around?
24:17Remove this beggar at once, or consider yourself terminated.
24:21Barbage chef and homeless trash.
24:23You two deserve each other.
24:25Okay, this is outrageous.
24:26With staff like you, this restaurant is doomed.
24:29I'll make sure headquarters knows exactly what happened here.
24:32Report us?
24:33You insignificant nothing.
24:35You're fired.
24:38You're the one that needs to be fired.
24:44Fire me?
24:46It's rich coming from someone who looks like they sleep in a cardboard box.
24:50Maybe she bumped her head and thought she was the CEO's granny.
24:54Oh, poor thing.
24:56You seriously don't know who Jennifer is to the owner?
25:00And you're trying to fire her?
25:01That's comedy.
25:02Her wiring is clearly fried.
25:04Broke and insane.
25:06Now, that's hilarious.
25:07That's enough.
25:08I'm taking you somewhere decent.
25:09Awesome.
25:10Hit the streets together.
25:11Maybe you'll gather up enough change for a hot dog.
25:14Yum, yum, yum.
25:15Face it, Ollie.
25:17You stubborn.
25:18Hag!
25:19Get them out of here.
25:20Now!
25:23Ah!
25:24Dare you touch me?
25:26The audacity!
25:27You lunatic!
25:28You just assaulted him.
25:30Forget him, you're going straight to prison.
25:32Oh, don't twist this.
25:33You attacked us first.
25:34Precisely.
25:35You people are a complete embarrassment to this company.
25:43You needed a reality check.
25:45What the hell?
25:46You psycho bitch!
25:49Stop!
26:00Leo, this psycho grandma is terrorizing your restaurant.
26:04Call the police now.
26:06Yes, that's right.
26:07Street trash has no place in this restaurant.
26:09Does everyone here feel the same way?
26:11Oh, Mr. Carter, don't you worry.
26:12I'll remove these people at once.
26:14Shut up!
26:15There will be zero discrimination in any Carter establishment.
26:19You are done here.
26:21Evelyn is in charge from now on.
26:23Hold on.
26:24Leo owns this place?
26:26Mr. Carter, I was just following Mrs. Carter's words.
26:29You know, your wife.
26:31She's my wife.
26:33Wow, that is news to me.
26:35Get this straight, everyone.
26:39Evelyn is my wife.
26:41She, she, she, she's your wife?
26:44Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
26:46Hold up.
26:47You lied to us?
26:49I didn't say anything.
26:51You jumped to conclusion.
26:52Yeah, but you never denied it.
26:53Not even once.
26:53We are so bad.
26:54We just insulted the real Mrs. Carter.
26:57Everyone apologized to her.
26:59Now.
27:00We are so sorry.
27:01So sorry.
27:02So sorry.
27:04Leo, you want me to apologize to street trash?
27:07That's humiliating.
27:08Throw her out.
27:09You were banned from this restaurant.
27:11Come on.
27:12Leo.
27:13You can't do this to me.
27:15Come on.
27:16Let's go.
27:21Grandma, are you okay?
27:24Grandma?
27:30I'm sorry.
27:31I didn't realize you were Leo's grandmother.
27:34Evelyn, you really are a lovely young woman.
27:38And you suit Leo well.
27:41I'm going to have Nick drive me home.
27:44Then I'm going to grab a few things and I'm going to stay at your place for a bit.
27:48Grandma, that's not...
27:51That's not necessary.
27:54We're screwed.
27:55She's totally going to find out about our big marriage.
27:57Get it together, Evelyn.
27:59We need to get home and get ready now.
28:02Bye.
28:09Ma'am, you should probably keep your seatbelt on.
28:11Are those two just playing house for my sake?
28:14Uh, Miss Carter, what would give you that idea?
28:17Their interactions seem rehearsed.
28:20Impossible.
28:21I mean, these two are head over heels for each other.
28:24Is that so?
28:25Absolutely.
28:26A hundred percent.
28:27I mean, they are amazing together.
28:29I mean, I have a front row seat.
28:31Well, I really like Evelyn.
28:34I really think that she's what Leo needs to find real happiness.
28:39Boss, for the love of God, don't you and Miss Taylor screw this up.
28:43Aww.
28:44Matt Hadija 붙 headphones on white people for the future.
28:46That's what He wants!
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