00:00I'm going to say pity too many times before it stops sounding like a word.
00:03Pity. Pity. Pity. See, that's only like two times and it's already just gobbledygook.
00:09Gobbledygook, too. I can't even get through that once.
00:12Gobbledygook. See, I'm not even to the last syllable and it's already...
00:16Great. Now I've forgotten what I was talking about.
00:19Which is another reason to pity me. Yeah, back on topic, baby.
00:25You see, I figured if I gave myself big, sad eyes, people would pity me and give me whatever I
00:30want.
00:31And to that end, behold the big, sad ironator. You like it?
00:37It sucks up a lot of juice, so I'm running it at night when the electricity's cheaper.
00:41But the nighttime is the right time for a party. A pity party. Ha ha. Here we go.
00:50Don't worry about a thing, Mom. Everything's under control.
00:53Thanks, Candace. It's been too long since your father and I had a date night.
00:56Thirteen days, twenty-two hours, and seventeen minutes.
00:59How do you know that?
01:00I've got an app on my phone.
01:01Don't worry about us. Bye.
01:03Parents are weird.
01:04Yes. Yes, they are.
01:06It takes a while to get warmed up, but we're almost there!
01:14See, I told you it took up a lot of juice.
01:19What happened?
01:19I think we blew a fuse.
01:21Don't get all technical on me. Just fix it.
01:23Relax, Candace.
01:24Ferb and I will check the fuse box.
01:26In the meantime, you go find a flashlight.
01:28Okay. Find a flashlight. Find a flashlight.
01:30Hey, Ferb.
01:31Isn't it cool how you can still see people's eyes and...
01:33Ferb?
01:35Where'd you go?
01:36Oh, you prankster.
01:40I know we have a flashlight in here somewhere.
01:42Oh, okay. That's a stapler.
01:43Ow! Scissors.
01:44And what is this? An old banana?
01:46Ew!
01:47What happened to all the flashlights?
01:49Aha!
01:50Darn!
01:51The batters are dying.
01:52I better conserve them.
01:53Phineas?
01:54Ferb?
01:55Oh, who leaves a chair right next to a table?
01:58Looks like the whole town's in a blackout.
02:00Whatcha doing?
02:01Isabella?
02:02Your voice sounds horrible.
02:04Fooled ya.
02:05It's me, Bufin.
02:06And my voice isn't horrible.
02:07It's Raspi.
02:08You gotta spend hours screaming in the closet to get it like this.
02:11Hours.
02:12Hey, Phineas.
02:13Whatcha doing?
02:14There's the original.
02:15I'm glad you're here, Isabella.
02:17Ferb and I are working on something that will give us all the best blackout ever.
02:21Can I help?
02:21Sure you can, Belgeet.
02:22Hey, Belgeet.
02:23Hey, Buford.
02:24Your voice is so raspy.
02:25It sounds as if sandpaper and a washboard had a baby.
02:28See?
02:29Closet time is paying off.
02:30Okay, guys.
02:31Let's get to work.
02:33Hey!
02:34Hold her right there.
02:35Who else is back here?
02:37Roll call.
02:37Well, there's Ferb, Isabella, Buford, Belgeet, and me.
02:41Oh, and there's that kid in the corner with the eye patch.
02:43But is it my left eye or my right eye?
02:47You don't know.
02:50Hi, Mom.
02:51Yeah, we're okay.
02:52In fact, I was just about to call you.
02:53I can't see what Phineas and Ferb are making, but I'm sure it's bustable.
02:57Well, it'll have to wait.
02:58Traffic lights are out all over the city.
03:00Of course, you know I'd like nothing better than to give up my special time with your father
03:03to run home and not see what they may or may not have done.
03:06I can't remember.
03:07Were you always this sarcastic?
03:09Shh.
03:09They're using a winch, Mom.
03:10They're making something huge and...
03:15Kansas found a wood chipper, guys.
