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00:03Cet à la banque.
00:07Neuf à la banque.
00:09I need another thousand.
00:11I admire your courage, Miss...
00:13Trench.
00:14So here, Trench.
00:17I admire your luck, Mr...
00:20Bond.
00:22James Bond.
00:30In an age where idols are breakable,
00:32James Bond is indestructible
00:34and our memories of him unforgettable.
00:39A medium-dry martini, lemon peel, shaken, not stirred.
00:43Vodka?
00:44Of course.
00:51My name is Bond.
00:54James Bond.
00:56I know who you are,
00:57what you are and why you have come.
01:05My name's Bond.
01:07James Bond.
01:18James.
01:19Moneypenny, a feast for my eyes.
01:23Who are you?
01:25My name is Pussy Galore.
01:30I must be dreaming.
01:35You're not trying to take advantage of me,
01:37are you?
01:39Thought never crossed my mind.
01:42The Pharaoh.
01:44Oh, no.
01:58No.
02:03Oh, no!
02:14Voilà , Monsieur Chateau-la-Tour, 62.
02:17Excellent, Henri, excellent.
02:18We have, of course, the 61.
02:20Yes, I know, a superior vintage.
02:22We'd open the 62 anyway.
02:24You see, tonight, Henri, we must have a wine that is precisely 25 years old
02:28because we are celebrating an anniversary, a rather important one.
02:40Superb.
02:431962.
02:45That was a year a chap called Bond, James Bond, first appeared in the cinemas.
02:50I'd like you to join me tonight in recalling his rather extraordinary life and times
02:57to 007, to 25 years of adventure.
03:02So, uh, I'll see you next week.
06:06That's their game.
06:08It's their masters one has to worry about.
06:11They all wear their power and their villainy as if it were some rather rare and expensive aftershave.
06:19Subtle.
06:21Unmistakable.
06:23Unforgettable.
06:23Remove his helmet.
06:29James Bond, allow me to introduce myself.
06:34I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld.
06:39They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.
06:43Yes, this is my second life.
06:46You only live twice, Mr. Bond.
06:50May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?
06:53Thank you, no, nothing at all.
06:56Am I too soon?
06:58Not at all.
07:00I'm sure Mr. Bond is eager to start his tour.
07:04Miss Dufour will escort you to Dr. Goodhead, who will show you round.
07:07Ask anything you like.
07:09Thank you for being so cooperative.
07:11A pleasure.
07:19Look after Mr. Bond.
07:22See that some harm comes to him.
07:28You persist in trying to provoke me, Mr. Bond.
07:31I could have had you killed in the swamp.
07:33And why didn't you?
07:35I thought you less stupid.
07:38Usually when a man gets in my way.
07:45You are a clever, resourceful man, Mr. Bond.
07:47Why, thank you.
07:48Perhaps too clever.
07:49Twice our paths have crossed.
07:51Let's leave it at that.
07:52I should think our first meeting would have convinced you.
07:55Oh, I see.
07:56You worried about me not giving you a return game.
08:00Both of us know perfectly well what we are talking about, Mr. Bond.
08:04But I see that it is necessary to remind you.
08:06Our job!
08:10Many people have tried to involve themselves in my affairs.
08:13Unsuccessfully.
08:28Remarkable.
08:29But what does the club secretary have to say?
08:32Oh, nothing, Mr. Bond.
08:33I own the club.
08:37Play, Mr. Bond.
08:40You need a great deal of luck to get out of this.
08:44Oh, luck.
08:46But then I shall use
08:48players' privilege
08:50and use your lucky dice.
08:53It's all in the wrist.
08:58Double sixes.
09:01Fancy that.
09:04200,000 rupees.
09:13I prefer cash.
09:20Get it cashed for him.
09:22Yes, sir.
09:25Spend the money quickly, Mr. Bond.
09:29I intend to, Kamal Khan.
09:35Doesn't do to trust to luck when dealing with that crowd.
09:38You need the best possible imaginable weaponry.
09:41Or the best possible unimaginable weaponry.
09:45For that, 007 relies on Q.
09:48Bit of a genius.
09:50Bit of a fusspot, too.
09:51Never thinks the agent in the field
09:53can understand his gadgets.
09:56Or take proper care of them.
09:58That's ridiculous.
10:00They're all so simple to use.
10:01That's the beauty of them.
10:07Excuse me.
10:12Q, get your step in here for a moment, please.
10:16Now, pay attention, please.
10:19Windscreen bulletproof.
10:20That's on the side and the rear windows.
10:23Revolving number plates, naturally.
10:25Valid all countries.
10:28Now, this one I'm particularly keen about.
10:30Whatever you do, don't touch it.
10:32Now, why not?
10:33Because you release this section of the roof
10:35and engage and fire the passenger ejector seat.
10:40Ejector seat? You're joking.
10:42I never joke about my work, 007.
10:58I want that ready for Ahmed's tea party.
11:01Ah, there you are, 007.
11:04Balls, Q.
11:06Bolas, 007.
11:21Good.
11:22Have that ready for army day.
11:23Yes, sir.
11:28And Smithers, how's the arm?
11:30Coming along very nicely, thank you, sir.
11:34That will come in handy.
11:37This is now being issued as standard equipment.
11:41Strap it on your wrist.
11:46It's activated by nerve impulses from the wrist muscles.
11:50Like this?
11:53Oh, thank you, 007.
11:56Be careful, will you?
11:58Yes, Q.
11:58Ten darts, five blue-tipped with armor-piercing heads,
12:02five red-tipped cyanide-coated,
12:04causing death in 30 seconds.
12:06Very novel, Q.
12:07You must get them in the stores for Christmas.
12:09Nobody does it better
12:17Makes me feel sad for the best
12:24Nobody does it
12:28Have as good as you
12:32Baby, you're the best
12:39I wasn't looking
12:41But somehow you found me
12:46I tried to hide from your love
12:51But you were like heaven above me
12:56The spy who loved me
13:00Is keeping all my secrets safe tonight
13:06And nobody does it better
13:14Though sometimes I wish someone could
13:21Nobody does it quite the way you do
13:30Why'd you have to be so good
13:40Good morning, Major Boothroyd
13:42Morning, Major
13:42Look what Q's brought for us
13:44Isn't it nice?
13:50Right
13:50Now, pay attention, 007
13:52I want you to take great care of this equipment
13:54They're one or two rather special accessories
13:56Thank you, have I ever let you down?
13:59Frequently
14:18All 007's major enemies had this in common
14:21They lived beyond our means
14:24Beyond our wildest dreams for that matter
14:26They also shared this belief
14:29That money can and should buy unhappiness
14:32For the entire world
14:34At the command of their low cunning
14:37Was the highest technology
14:48To combat such sophisticated power
14:51You need more than weapons
14:52Or brute strength
14:58Here we are, sir
15:00Human poisoning from native plants
15:02Good work, Temple
15:06Oh, this is a first edition
15:08I think it's the best we can do, sir
15:11Any chance of finding the 74 printing?
15:13There's a footnote in appendix B
15:15I'm particularly keen on
15:16I'll have a look, Caesar
15:18Thank you, Turnbull
15:21The secret life of a secret agent
15:23Exciting, isn't it?
15:25But if power is knowledge
15:26Then it stands to reason
15:28That the powerful must be exceedingly knowledgeable
15:32Won't do for 007 just to keep up with his enemies
15:34He must be ahead of them
15:37And it doesn't do him any harm
15:38Around the home office, either
15:42Ah, there you are, 007
15:45Minister
15:46Chief of Staff
15:47Are you aware of our ATAC system, 007?
15:50ATAC, sir
15:51Automatic targeting attack communicator
15:53Uses an ultra-low frequency coded transmitter
15:56To order our submarines
15:57To launch ballistic missiles
15:58Hmm
16:06It's a chemical formula of a plant
16:12Orchidae nigra
16:14A very rare orchid, indeed
16:15Yes
16:16It was thought to be extinct
16:18Until a missionary brought one back
16:20From the upper reaches of the Amazoco
16:22Actually, he brought it back
16:23From the area of the river Tipperapi
16:25Well, there, James
16:26Good morning, Sir Donald
16:28Now, this is Commander Bond
16:29How do you do, Commander Bond?
16:31Thank you, sir
16:31Please sit down
16:32Thank you
16:33Sherry?
16:33Not for me, thanks
16:34Doctor's orders
16:35Commander Bond?
16:36Yes, thank you
16:38You've been on holiday, I understand
16:42Relaxing, I hope
16:43Oh, hardly relaxing, but, uh, more satisfying
16:46Oh, cheers
16:47Cheers
16:51Pity about your liver, sir
16:52Unusually fine solera
16:54Fifty-one, I believe
16:55There is no year for sherry, 007
16:59I was referring to the original vintage
17:01On which the sherry is based, sir
17:05Eighteen-fifty-one
17:08Don't mistake it
17:10Precisely
17:11Do you know what this is?
17:13Well, it looks like a Fabergé egg, sir
17:15One of the jewel eggs made by Carl Fabergé
17:18Is an Easter gift for the Russian royal family
17:20They're priceless and, uh, and very rare
17:24This one contains a model of the imperial state coach
17:27Top marks, now blow, sir
17:28Do you like Japanese sake, Mr. Bond?
17:30Or would you prefer vodka martini?
17:32Oh, no
17:33I like sake
17:37Especially when it's served at the correct temperature
17:39Ninety-eight-point-four degrees Fahrenheit like this is
17:42For a European, you are exceptionally cultivated
17:44Tell me, Commander
17:46How far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?
17:52Well, how does substance found in nature
17:54They cut glass, suggest marriage
17:56I suppose I've replaced a dog as a girl's best friend
17:58That's about it
17:59Refreshing to hear there's one subject you're not an expert on
18:07Diamonds
18:08You think you can dig me something up on diamonds, sir?
18:11Grading and distribution
18:12Should we just wait a moment, sir?
18:15Oh, next time I'll do
18:19You see, there's some information you can't get out of books
18:23Sometimes there's simply no substitution for a field trip
18:29My relationship with a client, Mr. Bond, is strictly confidential
18:34Like a doctor, priest with a penitent
18:36Of course
18:39Yet you make guns for fingerless hoodlums
18:42Bullets for assassins
18:43Mr. Bond, bullets do not kill
18:46It is the finger that pulls the trigger
18:48Exactly
18:52I'm now aiming precisely at your groin
18:56So speak or forever hold your peace
18:58Mr. Bond, this is impossible
19:03You're quite right
19:05An inch too low
19:11I have just completed an order for immediate delivery
19:17Who are you?
19:20My name is Bond
19:22James Bond
19:23Is there something I can do for you?
19:27Yes, as a matter of fact, there is
19:30There is something I'd like you to get off your chest
19:37Where is Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
19:41Speak up, darling, I can't hear you
19:56Where's Peckish?
19:58Where's Peckish?
20:00Pyramids!
20:05What a helpful chap
20:10Yes
20:13Is it here?
20:15What?
20:17A decoding machine
20:18Elector
20:20Must we talk about it now?
20:25Or is it at the Russian consulate?
20:31Oh, yes
20:34Yes
20:36I would need a plan of the place
20:38If you could get one
20:40We could meet at the Sansevier Mosque
20:41Like we were tourists
20:42Why don't you ask me that?
20:45Later
20:50All work and no play
20:52Would have made James a very dull boy indeed
20:56And a much poorer man
20:58Well, poor in memories, that is
21:02It wouldn't do to sit about brooding on the ugly side of a secret agent's life
21:08Fortunately, unpleasant memories fade
21:11But the lovely moments
21:13They seem to grow more brightly with each passing year
21:18It's a pity some of those sweet encounters were so brief
21:30Good evening
21:34I wondered when you might arrive
21:36So you are the mysterious octopus
21:39And you are James Bond
21:41007, licensed to kill
21:45Am I to be your target for tonight?
21:48Not necessarily
21:53Oh
21:55Oh
21:55Hello
21:57Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?
22:00Not from where I'm standing
22:04Sincere you, would you mind giving me something to put on?
22:27Weren't you a blonde when I came in?
22:29Could be
22:31I tend to notice little things like that
22:33Whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette
22:36And which do you prefer?
22:39Oh, providing the collars and cups match
22:42We'll talk about that later
22:44Let me have your glass
22:46I'll get you some ice
22:53Of course, sometimes 007's reception was a bit on the cool side
22:59It's a pity that certain people didn't take a little more time to get to know him better
23:06Well, hi there
23:14I'm Babby
23:16Good morning, Bambi
23:18And I'm Thumper
23:20Is there something we can do for you?
23:24I can think of several things offhand, but
23:38I've got you now
23:41Well, enjoy yourself
23:44Who are you working for?
23:46Empire Chemicals, you know that
23:48You are a liar
23:56Do you know what this is?
23:57I'd rather not
23:59Plastic surgeons call it a dermatome
24:02They use it to slice off skin
24:07I hope you won't force me to use it
24:16Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?
24:19You think we're better, huh?
24:22No, just different
24:23Like Peking duck is different from Russian caviar
24:27But I love them both
24:28Darling, I give you very best duck
24:30Well, that'd be lovely
24:33We've had some interesting times together, Ling
24:35I'd be sorry to go
24:45What would it take for you to see things my way?
24:48A lot more than you've got
24:51How do you know?
24:52I don't want to know
24:56Isn't it customary to grant the condemned man his last request?
25:00You've asked for this
25:08Get up
25:10Certainly
25:28Now let's both play
26:01You've asked for this
26:40Put down those cards.
26:43It is a blasphemy.
26:46They tell nothing to those who cannot see.
26:49Oh, but they do.
26:50That's a bit of luck.
26:52Good luck for both of us.
26:55The cards say we will be lovers.
27:01Pick one.
27:24you knew the answer before it was given
27:30strangely enough somehow
27:33so did I
28:16you are looking at an industrial laser which emits an extraordinary light not to be found in nature
28:21it can project a spot on the moon or at closer range cut through solid metal I will show you
28:42this is gold Mr. Bond all my life I've been in love with its color its brilliance its divine
28:50heaviness I welcome any enterprise that will increase my stock which is considerable
29:00I think you've made your point Goldfinger thank you for the demonstration choose your next
29:06witticism carefully Mr. Bond it may be your last the purpose of our two previous encounters is now
29:14very clear to me I do not intend to be distracted by another good night Mr. Bond
29:21do you expect me to talk no Mr. Bond I expect you to die
29:30astonishing isn't it the imagination they lavish on the problem of eliminating 007
29:36if there's a bizarre way of trying to get rid of him you can always count on someone having a
29:41go at
29:42it it's a compliment of sorts well I suppose it's a way of saying that an extraordinary life deserves
29:50an extraordinary death one could only wish they weren't quite so relentless about it
30:02there you are typical I'm sorry to say
30:07I'd like something on the side as well information three men and a girl came in
30:17say live and let die
30:22live and let die
30:26live and let die
30:30live and let die
30:32I don't know.
31:09I don't know.
31:39I don't know.
32:05I don't know.
32:45I don't know.
33:12I don't know.
33:14I don't know.
33:21I don't know.
33:25I don't know.
33:31I don't know.
33:32I don't know.
33:38I don't know.
33:40I don't know if I'm in your class.
33:41No, you're too modest, Mr. Bond.
33:49Over there.
33:59You missed, Mr. Bond.
34:03Did I?
34:06I don't know.
34:07I don't know.
34:08I don't know.
34:13I don't know.
34:32I don't know.
34:34I don't know .
34:59I don't know.
35:02Ah, ha, ha, ha!
35:32You left this with Ferrara, I believe.
35:41Ah!
36:00Ew.
36:32Oh, my God.
37:04Oh, my God.
37:37Fresh air, fresh snow, healthy outdoor exercise.
37:42Well, even 007 deserves a holiday now and again.
37:46Unfortunately, this isn't it.
37:48It's more like a training course.
37:51You see, an agent never knows what particular skill is going to be required in his job.
37:55And on a moment's notice of that,
37:58he has to be a jack of all the dangerous trades.
38:03A master of them, too.
38:05In the world of James Bond, it's not enough to be good.
38:09You have to be the best.
38:11You never know when your life is going to depend upon it,
38:14even on a nice day like this, in shut.
38:17You never know when your life is going to be out.
38:19You never know when your life is going to be out.
38:25You never know when your life is going to be out.
38:26You never know when your life is going to be out.
38:26You never know when your life is going to be out.
38:35You never know when your life is going to be out.
38:36You never know when your life is going to be out.
38:37You never know when your life is going to be out.
38:40You never know when your life is going to be out.
39:09Oh, my God!
39:12Oh, my God!
40:09Oh, my God!
40:22Oh, my God!
40:42Oh, my God!
41:00Oh, my God!
41:04Oh, my God!
41:18Oh, my God!
41:55Oh, my God!
41:58Oh, my God!
42:34Oh, my God!
42:56Oh, my God!
43:35Oh, my God!
43:39Oh, my God!
43:41Oh, my God!
43:42Oh, my God!
44:17Oh, my God!
44:27Oh, my God!
44:55Oh, my God!
45:50Oh, my God!
45:57Oh, my God!
46:18Oh, my God!
46:48Oh, my God!
47:15Oh, my God!
47:19Oh, my God!
47:40Oh, my God!
48:09Oh, my God!