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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas
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00:00:04So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey!
00:00:51You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58Do you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:11I don't want you to stop.
00:01:35I was so drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:50Happy New Year.
00:01:51Sam, it's me.
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:55I don't care how.
00:01:57Just do it.
00:01:58I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already?
00:02:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:10I need grandkids.
00:02:12I need you to...
00:02:13Message received, Mom.
00:02:14I need to go now.
00:02:15I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:26Seven years.
00:02:27Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:29And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years.
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:48Your vest, sir.
00:02:50But first, we found her fake Christmas wife.
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:58We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:01Good.
00:03:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:07Hi.
00:03:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:10And one hot chocolate.
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:30Uh...
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Danny!
00:03:49No!
00:03:49What?
00:03:56Danny!
00:03:57No!
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06Mommy, hurry!
00:04:07Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:41Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva.
00:04:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:00So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07Well, yeah.
00:05:09It's $500 a day.
00:05:11Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:34So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:37Fine.
00:05:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:47Ready to go get married?
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:04This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:06Pictures.
00:06:15Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:39Touching.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41Well, I think we got it.
00:06:43Oh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:46to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:50Yeah.
00:06:51Of course.
00:07:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:13Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:16to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:24Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:27It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:49Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:50in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:07:59Fine.
00:08:00Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:14Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:27Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:38She does kind of look like him.
00:08:43So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:00we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:07Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:09No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no.
00:09:11Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14This is strictly business.
00:09:16Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:37Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:45and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:47and I don't want your money.
00:09:50Attention shoppers,
00:09:51all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5350% off pies?
00:09:55Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies.
00:09:58I hear this right?
00:09:58They're the best kind.
00:10:00Hurry up and go.
00:10:01Go.
00:10:01What are you standing here for?
00:10:04Hello there.
00:10:05Hi.
00:10:06You ready?
00:10:06Yes, yeah.
00:10:07Just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:09We have a holiday special today.
00:10:11Spend 500, get 10% off,
00:10:13and you are just short 15 bucks
00:10:15if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:17Oh, great.
00:10:18Yeah.
00:10:18What do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:20Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:22I just got here.
00:10:24Relax.
00:10:25Yeah, yeah.
00:10:28Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:30Okay, thank you.
00:10:33Hurry up and pay.
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:39You can wait your turn.
00:10:45Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:53Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:54Not the pies.
00:10:55We can just set those on top.
00:11:01Hi, guys.
00:11:03I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:09Of course.
00:11:11Thank you so much.
00:11:12Of course.
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:15She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:17Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:18Just to give it away.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:28What?
00:11:29You do that often?
00:11:31As often as I can.
00:11:36We should go.
00:11:37We got to pick up paper.
00:11:42Sit, watch out.
00:12:01You done feeling me up?
00:12:04Shut up.
00:12:05Oh, sorry.
00:12:06I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:07Yeah, well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:10All right.
00:12:11All right.
00:12:12All right.
00:12:15And don't be late.
00:12:27Harrison Group?
00:12:29Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32Sort of.
00:12:33Not that I'm judging.
00:12:34I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:39Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:42I think that's respectable.
00:12:45Can we pick another company?
00:12:47No.
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:50And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:51My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:53So, perfect.
00:12:58Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:02Don't worry.
00:13:03Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:08Too much.
00:13:29Let's go, Sam.
00:13:30It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:33Hold on.
00:13:33You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:38It's my daughter's.
00:13:40My daughter's.
00:13:41Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:59Hey, there they are!
00:14:01Hey!
00:14:02Nice to meet you!
00:14:03Oh, Dad.
00:14:05So glad you made it.
00:14:06Oh, I missed you.
00:14:08So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:12He's coming.
00:14:13Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:16Good, good, good.
00:14:18So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:21When's he arriving?
00:14:23Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:28Poor thing.
00:14:28Not surprising.
00:14:30I mean, she's 30.
00:14:31Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:35Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:40This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:44Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:49We're only worried about you.
00:14:51All these years without a husband.
00:14:54Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:56You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:59And look what happened.
00:15:00She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:04I'm not alone.
00:15:05Mm-hmm.
00:15:06And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:12He's a manager.
00:15:14Manager of what?
00:15:16Trash.
00:15:18Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:22You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually, he's right here.
00:15:31Oh, wow.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34He is really good looking.
00:15:37Oh, must be AI.
00:15:40Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:43Fake.
00:15:44That's enough.
00:15:45She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:47Show some respect.
00:15:48Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:55Well, guess what?
00:15:57William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:59Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:03That's half a million.
00:16:05Half a million.
00:16:06Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:10And speak of the devil.
00:16:12Oh, Willie, you've made it.
00:16:27There you are.
00:16:29Oh, look at you now.
00:16:31Living the dream.
00:16:33Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:35Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:41So married, huh?
00:16:43Is it serious?
00:16:45That's what marriage is.
00:16:46It's pretty serious.
00:16:48Wow.
00:16:49You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:52Makes sense, though.
00:16:53You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:56Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:59Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:01Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:05That's right.
00:17:07Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:11Women love a man in red.
00:17:13Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:16Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:18Don't touch me.
00:17:19Oh, so entitled.
00:17:21Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:25And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:29I mean, look at that car.
00:17:31Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:35Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:38Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:43I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:51My mom would never marry.
00:17:52She already has a husband.
00:17:53He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:59Is that so?
00:18:00Well, then, where is he?
00:18:03Because I don't see him.
00:18:04Does anyone see him?
00:18:08Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:13That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:16And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:22Mommy.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Are you okay?
00:18:25I see your hands.
00:18:26Oh, my God.
00:18:27I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:29Come on, now.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:18:32What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:35How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:39Let me go.
00:18:40Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:45Let me go.
00:18:47Let me go.
00:19:01Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:08Max, you came.
00:19:09Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:13Where's Piper?
00:19:15William Hitter.
00:19:17Mom and Dad have to take her inside.
00:19:19Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:21Well, well, well.
00:19:23If it isn't a waste marriage I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:26That's right.
00:19:29Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:32Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:35It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:36I'm Max.
00:19:37Eva told us all about you.
00:19:39From New York.
00:19:40Polite.
00:19:41Handsome.
00:19:42Just like she said.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45He was an AI.
00:19:47See?
00:19:48He's real.
00:19:49And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:52You son of a bitch.
00:19:53You just ruined my suit.
00:19:55And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:19:59Gap.
00:20:00Car?
00:20:01Oh, my God.
00:20:02That's worth more than a house.
00:20:04That car.
00:20:05It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:10Wait.
00:20:11Are you?
00:20:16Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:19And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:24You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:26You stole it.
00:20:27That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:29Jesus.
00:20:30How did he get away with it?
00:20:32That's what I want to know.
00:20:34Enough.
00:20:34Please.
00:20:37I trust my daughter.
00:20:39She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:42Max, be honest with me.
00:20:44Where did that car come from?
00:20:47How much did you want for it?
00:20:48I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:52Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:20:58Hey, that's it.
00:20:58I'm calling the cops.
00:20:59Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:01Wait.
00:21:02What?
00:21:03Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:06Oh, well.
00:21:08Too late.
00:21:15Listen, hon.
00:21:16I believe you.
00:21:18But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:22Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:23It's my car.
00:21:24Okay?
00:21:25It's not stolen.
00:21:26Yeah?
00:21:27If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:29Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:32Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:34Okay.
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:36But then you have to get lost.
00:21:38And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:41Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:43Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:45Loser.
00:21:46Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:51Jesus.
00:21:52Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:54It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:21:58Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:08Mr. Harrison?
00:22:12Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:18Mr. Harrison?
00:22:28I...
00:22:29I...
00:22:29Please do tell my serious apologies.
00:22:31Please.
00:22:41Oh, my...
00:22:42That William?
00:22:44What a jerk, huh?
00:22:46You fooled me.
00:22:46What can I say? Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:52Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:54Oh, come on, Ada. We were just looking out for you.
00:22:57Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:59You know my youngest son is graduating soon.
00:23:02Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:06A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:11We are family, aren't we?
00:23:13Family takes care of each other.
00:23:16If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:21Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:24Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:27Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:31My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:33You're the best life for my new son-in-law.
00:23:37Come on, guys, let's go in. Welcome to the family.
00:23:43Welcome. Come on in.
00:23:47This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:50You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:54My fault.
00:23:55You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:08Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:10And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:12And how do you...
00:24:13I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:16I have a friend in high places.
00:24:18A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:22Yes. It's the season of giving.
00:24:25He knows people.
00:24:27Has connections.
00:24:28He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:30You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:32And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:34Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:38Dad, Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:43Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:50I think they get it, hon.
00:24:54How's Piper?
00:24:55Oh, she's fine.
00:24:57One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:00And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:05Great.
00:25:06All right, see you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:08What are you doing?
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:13Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:19Relax.
00:25:19It was just a hug.
00:25:22Ugh.
00:25:24We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:26You'll be okay.
00:25:28It's just one week.
00:25:29Kill me now.
00:25:30Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:37What are you doing?
00:25:39That's weird.
00:25:41They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:43I don't know, something just feels off.
00:25:46That's ridiculous.
00:25:48I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:49Make them promise to prove it?
00:25:52Don't like this.
00:25:54Later.
00:25:57Let's go.
00:26:01Here we go.
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in.
00:26:06Honey, everything looks amazing.
00:26:07And happy holidays.
00:26:09To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Welcome.
00:26:14Cheers.
00:26:15Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:16Looks great.
00:26:17Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:28Mmm.
00:26:29Oh, no.
00:26:29Mom's testing him.
00:26:30She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:32You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39Ow.
00:26:40Eva, sweetie.
00:26:42Kicking my foot.
00:26:43Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:44I...
00:26:45Oh, jeez.
00:26:46Come on.
00:26:46What's your...
00:26:47It's okay.
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:51I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies.
00:27:07Did I hear this right?
00:27:07They're the best kind.
00:27:10Well, of course.
00:27:11It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:13See?
00:27:14Are you happy now?
00:27:16That's good, but something still feels off.
00:27:19Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:21We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:27But our marriage is real.
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:33Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:37Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:40Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:51Well, um, it's...
00:27:53Silly face.
00:27:54Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:57Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:59Silly face.
00:28:01I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:06It's lazers.
00:28:07It's nice.
00:28:09You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:18I'll drink to that.
00:28:20Is that good with you there?
00:28:22So, come on, guys.
00:28:23Let's eat.
00:28:24Come on.
00:28:36And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:39Honey, I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:42Nice and festive for you.
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:46Sorry, honey.
00:28:47Uh, Mom, you know what?
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:50Oh, honey.
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:55Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:59Something about water conservation.
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:07Just shower together.
00:29:09Shower together?
00:29:13Just shower together.
00:29:14Okay, you guys.
00:29:15Have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You heard her.
00:29:42Oh, wow.
00:29:44Why are you stripping?
00:29:46Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:50You have 15 minutes.
00:29:51Nice try.
00:29:52I am not showering with you.
00:29:54All right, sit yourself.
00:29:55All room for getting in there.
00:29:57Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:15Come on, Max.
00:30:17Get out of the way.
00:30:18We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:20You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:22Relax.
00:30:23I won't touch you unless you say you want me to.
00:30:29But that'll cost extra.
00:30:31Let's get in there.
00:30:40In your dreams.
00:30:42Free to join me.
00:31:03You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:07You wish.
00:31:08Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:12It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:16True.
00:31:28Holy shit.
00:31:32Oh, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:37I'll say.
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can lose this?
00:31:43Oh, baby.
00:31:46I don't think I want you.
00:31:52Max, I shouldn't.
00:31:56Or maybe we should.
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:02Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:10Fuck.
00:32:11We're so sexy.
00:32:21Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:23What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:26It's not you, Max.
00:32:27It's us.
00:32:28It's this.
00:32:28This is all an act.
00:32:29Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:32You're right.
00:32:35I'm sorry.
00:32:36I just need to be sorry.
00:32:38You just...
00:32:46That birthmark.
00:32:52What is that?
00:32:55It's him.
00:32:56The man from New Year's.
00:32:57Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh, my God.
00:33:07Max is Piper's father.
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah.
00:33:12I just...
00:33:13I just got lightheaded.
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:17Alone.
00:33:20Of course.
00:33:23We have a daughter together.
00:33:25Oh, my God.
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:35You can take the bed.
00:33:38Thanks.
00:33:40Hey.
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:48So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:51I want to help.
00:33:52He's Piper's father.
00:33:54He has a right to know.
00:33:57Um, Max.
00:33:59How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09That's impossible.
00:34:10I'm very careful.
00:34:13Mostly.
00:34:15I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:18Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:24Right.
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason.
00:34:34Just curious.
00:34:36No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot.
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:53And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those.
00:34:57I don't know where those came from.
00:34:59Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:04Give me that.
00:35:05Stop.
00:35:05Give me that.
00:35:06Give me.
00:35:06Give me.
00:35:07Whoa!
00:35:09No.
00:35:19Even.
00:35:20The truth is, is that I...
00:35:24go go go go go just a second come in hey hon
00:35:42oh sorry for interrupting but uh piper is asking for a bedtime story before i tuck around
00:35:48you think you could take this one dad we're kind of in the middle of something i can see that
00:35:54well why don't i read it to her i mean if you don't if you don't mind
00:35:58well i had a boy you know what just put a shirt on i'm gonna go get her piper here
00:36:04comes grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle and away they all flew like the down of
00:36:14a thistle
00:36:15but i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight merry christmas to all and to all a good
00:36:23night
00:36:26if piper knew he was her real dad she'd be over the moon good night piper
00:36:35is her dad still around yeah but he doesn't know it because you are her dad uh no
00:36:43that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:36:51do you really think so from the bottom of my heart
00:36:56maybe i should tell him he deserves to know
00:37:05max
00:37:09you're piper's father
00:37:18i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:44where's piper she must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:38:04god he's such a good kisser
00:38:14just gonna kiss and run not on my watch
00:38:21yeah this i remember this
00:38:35good morning you two love bugs how was your stay at chateau smith
00:38:41good morning miss smith it was uh it was great wonderful well it's about to get even better
00:38:49oh no what is that sardines and saltines it's a smith family classic it was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:56during wartime don't be shy go ahead and grab a handful max you don't have to no no it's okay
00:39:04it's a smith family staple
00:39:07oh
00:39:08it's a smith family
00:39:16oh
00:39:17yeah
00:39:17yeah
00:39:27good good good well you two better get dressed you got to go see aunt miranda
00:39:36could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda
00:39:41and her brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:47says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:57better have sam on standby tonight just in case
00:40:02well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15wait that earring
00:40:18wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years ago did
00:40:25you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was able
00:40:32to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone can have it maybe i'm reading
00:40:38too much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago so ava and piper still aren't
00:40:47here but derrick said that ava got married what kind of man could she possibly have landed an aging
00:40:55single mom slim pickings i heard he's in waste management that explains it she's probably too
00:41:03embarrassed to show up oh please miranda no eva is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had
00:41:12a kid with a random one night stand her track record speaks for itself exactly not like my sierra married
00:41:19to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:23oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:32merry christmas everybody merry christmas
00:41:57this is for max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for you daddy
00:42:03oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag mommy's right
00:42:13you
00:42:13mean all high you little you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will lose yours oh
00:42:22i think you
00:42:24broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother my husband is harrison group's top legal advisor he
00:42:31could ruin your life
00:42:44are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:52what are you don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a close
00:43:00fist you're a psycho you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave my family out of
00:43:07this
00:43:09her family she needs me
00:43:16you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:23i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to
00:43:28hear that
00:43:29you're using his company's name to bully people like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks let's call
00:43:36him i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side please who do you think you are
00:43:41enough
00:43:44there will be no arguing during christmas fine dad let it go nathan they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan a thank you i think you owe
00:44:02me a thank
00:44:02you for slapping some sense into you do you want me to get the other cheek all right that's enough
00:44:06that's enough everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:29is this a joke can you please pass me some food hold it
00:44:34who said you could eat anything else my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:42my husband and i paid for this feast king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:51three times the price 50 times the flavor and you don't get a single bite it's just petty maybe so
00:44:59but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:07come on let's go no no don't you dare leave our family dinner grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating
00:45:15us like i i know dear i just want to have our family together fine we'll let the strays sit
00:45:21and eat with
00:45:22us better straight than a bitch what was that i just want to have our family together fine we'll stay
00:45:34can i have a little napole it's okay sweetie we'll get something right after like drive-through
00:45:42i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:45:49no strays you hit my child you're crazy well if you teach her some manners maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:04don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:08don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:11don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:15piper sweetie are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:22okay sweetheart give me two minutes or one phone call as if you have a chef on speed dial actually
00:46:28i do
00:46:30he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be
00:46:37you
00:46:38sam yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:47bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:53you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from antarctica
00:46:59now i get why you married him eva his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:04vux what are you doing don't worry about it sweetheart santa's already on his way
00:47:10actually five four three two
00:47:19a helicopter
00:47:27there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off sam is like family i thought i'd introduce you to thanks boss
00:47:40boss
00:47:40eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who i really am eva i think it's time
00:47:46you
00:47:47actually know the truth i'm maximus harrison you're the ceo of harrison group
00:47:59come on you can stop kidding around if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be
00:48:06my
00:48:06husband no i actually am the ceo come on you can stop the charade okay this is just another favor
00:48:12from
00:48:12that bigwig friend isn't it eva i'm not pretending mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:31how is this possible this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:48:38who are you i told you i'm eva's husband that chef called him mr harrison wait no hold on
00:48:49you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:53you're worth more than some whole countries some of the small ones i mean you know that
00:49:00you work for me oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished
00:49:10oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished didn't think max would commit this hard pretending to be ceo
00:49:19is a hell of a move worth every penny i'm paying him for tonight your fee stands and with that
00:49:25your
00:49:26career career you're fired fired fired sam
00:49:34fired god i can't be fired
00:49:39what mr harrison please you can have as much crab as you want please mr harrison i'll do anything guys
00:49:46take out the trash
00:49:52and you oh me mr harrison come on that was a christmas joke a family tradition yeah well there's a
00:50:03new
00:50:03family tradition sam will you do me the honors glassy
00:50:16merry christmas
00:50:19father do something well you kind of deserve that i'm leaving
00:50:39i'm so sorry i ruined your christmas i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:48honestly this is the best christmas i've ever had well if you want we can have many more just like
00:50:54this
00:50:56does he really mean that or is he just playing the part i can't tell and that terrifies me
00:51:07merry christmas mr harrison i brought you a gift here's the paternity test between the boss and that
00:51:12little girl
00:51:12oh this is wonderful sam i have a granddaughter tell me everything miss eva smith single mother
00:51:27small town gal didn't finish high school currently works in retail oh maximus i thought i raised you
00:51:33better a high school dropout in the harrison family not a chance
00:51:43she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter maximus seems to like her silence get me the address
00:51:50where she works it's happy heels on broadway that's nice we own that one good work but take off that
00:51:58stupid hat
00:52:10thanks so your dad insisted that i try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:16sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law and how about you
00:52:24me yeah are you happy with your new husband
00:52:37eva
00:52:43that birthmark family to me is a big commitment and i don't want any loose ends you know maximus
00:52:51there's so much we don't know so much we're not telling each other uh
00:52:56no feelings no complications that's what we agreed upon hey i didn't sign a contract
00:53:03max yeah i guess you're right well it's cold maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:12max
00:53:14i need to tell you something
00:53:18something important what's gotten into her is she hiding something is this the part where you tell me
00:53:24there's no santa i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:31piper is
00:53:35piper is mommy daddy my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie oh my gosh it's unswollen must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay here with daddy mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit okay
00:53:50come on piper
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58i promise i won't let anyone hurt you or mommy again but that's not true you're leaving after
00:54:05christmas aren't you uh
00:54:08daddy
00:54:09no
00:54:17don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:26well maybe i don't have to leave really please stay daddy
00:54:33you think it was scar
00:54:39i wouldn't worry about it scars make you look like a badass i have one too
00:54:46dad i got that when i was about your age some punk came at me with a switchblade really no
00:54:52way
00:54:53no it was actually a cactus but it's still cool i have something like that on the back of my
00:55:00neck
00:55:05piper how long have you had that my mom said i had that when i was born
00:55:14and how old are you six six that one night stand was about seven years ago okay i found the
00:55:21first
00:55:21aid kit
00:55:22ivor are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:28what do i even say and how do i explain it to piper sorry honey this man's your dad and
00:55:33he didn't
00:55:34know you existed until now um yeah can i see your hand sweetie eva
00:55:47okay look
00:55:50piper is
00:55:57go on
00:56:04i must be an emergency excuse me sorry i'll take this
00:56:15mommy are you okay yeah mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:22i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:27why haven't you picked up my calls i'm telling you max that woman is manipulating you
00:56:34she's a high school dropout doesn't even have a decent job and she's unfit to raise my
00:56:39granddaughter i'm eva's husband max that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:56:50i'm sorry max you can't know piper's your daughter your mother would take her away after christmas it's
00:56:57it's over
00:57:01eva maximus are you even listening to me no mom mom listen i'm sorry okay eva's my wife and i've
00:57:08made up
00:57:08i've made up my mind i'm not leaving her
00:57:12eva
00:57:18thank you
00:57:23this is for you grandma
00:57:30oh wow
00:57:32that's so cool what did you make
00:57:35derek this is from eva and i oh thank you so much
00:57:40just thanks guys
00:57:41glad you're here
00:57:44oh
00:57:45oh damn these are nice
00:57:48grandpa language little ears
00:57:56piper do you want to go see your present it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00here i'll go with you remember the song that we sang hey grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:06what we got guys walking home from our house christmas
00:58:09you never told me
00:58:17have we met before
00:58:22have we met before she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:30i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:34eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:58:45i don't know what you're talking about lots of people have birthmarks they're very common
00:58:48i feel so awful but i can't lose my child no matter how i feel about him
00:58:56maybe
00:58:59are you okay
00:59:02were the clogs a bad idea
00:59:06no i'm fine
00:59:10oh i almost forgot
00:59:14i got you this
00:59:15you got me a gift too
00:59:17tis the season
00:59:19open it
00:59:33gloves
00:59:35did you make these
00:59:37yeah
00:59:38i know this is a fake marriage but
00:59:40that's christmas
00:59:42you've already done so much for me i just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:48how did i feel warm right yeah warm soft
00:59:58perfect
01:00:02thank you eva
01:00:04i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08really
01:00:09yeah my mom she partied all the time and i got gifts plenty of them but
01:00:15i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20nothing personal
01:00:22well you deserve it
01:00:24you're a good guy
01:00:27and someday you'll find someone special to spend all your christmases with
01:00:34what if that day's today
01:00:39what if i already found someone special
01:00:43right here
01:01:08what if you want me to stop you better tell me right now
01:01:19come on
01:01:21i don't want you to stop
01:01:28no matter how many years pass i still can't resist him
01:01:34what if you want me to stop you
01:01:46i don't want me to stop you
01:01:46i don't want you to stop you
01:01:48i don't want you
01:01:55Oh, God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:13She can't see us.
01:02:32Piper!
01:02:36Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:50That was way too close.
01:02:52Yeah, we would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still have been giving me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:30Let's go to California.
01:03:31What's up here?
01:03:32Let's go.
01:03:39You're running.
01:03:47I know you're running.
01:03:54Who is calling me this early?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08W-what?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:12Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:16My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter.
01:04:22And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own,
01:04:27but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:32Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:38You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:09Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:13So, this is just a goodbye.
01:05:17I didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:20Look.
01:05:23Last night,
01:05:25I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:37a good father.
01:05:39Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper.
01:06:30Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:36How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53Hey, you promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:06No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address on me either.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:18but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up.
01:07:21Okay, daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:50Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:02I need to go win back my family.
01:08:04Family?
01:08:05Boss, you okay?
01:08:07Never better.
01:08:10Go get her, Max.
01:08:14Give it your best smile.
01:08:16Ah, there he is.
01:08:19Maximus, darling.
01:08:21I have some prospects for you.
01:08:24Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:29Oh.
01:08:31I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:36What?
01:08:40Maximus, stop this.
01:08:43That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:46Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:08:49and I'll find you another.
01:08:50You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:53No, I'm not.
01:08:56Oh?
01:08:57I work in waste management, and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:09:06What?
01:09:19Ah, that's her.
01:09:21The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:26Hi.
01:09:27Welcome in.
01:09:28Can I help you find something?
01:09:30I want to try those.
01:09:34Awesome.
01:09:35I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:37Are you?
01:09:38Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:43No, no, no.
01:09:44I know what I want.
01:09:46Size 7.
01:09:48Oh, Bitty can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:52Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:00Ignore her.
01:10:01She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:03Here, let me help you.
01:10:04Come on.
01:10:09She seems kind.
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:18She's just doing her job.
01:10:21How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:26I think I need a size up.
01:10:28Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:33Right away.
01:10:34I'll be right back.
01:10:36She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:38Was I wrong about her?
01:10:55Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:00She can't walk.
01:11:04That's just pure evil.
01:11:09Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:12She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:13Who cares?
01:11:14It's the last pair.
01:11:16I get paid commission.
01:11:23I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:26See?
01:11:28This is your whole problem.
01:11:30This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:34I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:37I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:40She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:42People who insult her all day?
01:11:45Me?
01:11:45I'm your manager.
01:11:50Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:12:01Did I stutter?
01:12:06You don't have to fire me.
01:12:09I quit.
01:12:15I don't work here anymore.
01:12:18Listen.
01:12:19Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:21They're broken.
01:12:22Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:24You're a good person, after all.
01:12:28Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:36Get out!
01:12:42You're not disabled?
01:12:43Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:48Absolutely shameful.
01:12:50Who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of this store.
01:12:58You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am.
01:13:03And you, my dear, are fired!
01:13:07What did I do?
01:13:08I am.
01:13:10You are a good person.
01:13:13From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:19Are you serious?
01:13:23That's right.
01:13:25Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:27You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:36You.
01:13:37Out!
01:13:39I'll leave.
01:13:42I'm leaving.
01:13:45I...
01:13:46I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:49No, don't worry.
01:13:52You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:58First assignment.
01:14:00I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:06Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:10Okay.
01:14:11Yeah.
01:14:13Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:17I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:26She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:28Of course she lives like this.
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva?
01:14:48What are you doing here?
01:14:51I, uh...
01:14:52There you are, Eva!
01:14:55Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:58My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:01What are you ta...
01:15:05That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:10Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:11Stop!
01:15:13And you...
01:15:14You lied to me at the store!
01:15:17Y-you were both just testing me?
01:15:19Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:15:28Eva, please.
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:31Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:34How could you think that of me?
01:15:36It's not like that, dear.
01:15:39Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:41Mom, what did you do?
01:15:43I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:46We're not together.
01:15:48And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:57W-what are you waiting for, son? Go after her!
01:16:04Eva...
01:16:04Let me go!
01:16:05I swear, it's not what you think!
01:16:07We come from two completely different worlds. Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:10I'm not pretending!
01:16:12Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:14And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:21Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:26Max, you came.
01:16:27God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:31I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father. Just say the word.
01:16:40See?
01:16:42Stop fighting.
01:16:45We belong together.
01:16:48You're wrong.
01:16:49Wrong about what?
01:16:51That you care?
01:16:53Or we belong together?
01:16:54Look, I already told you.
01:16:56We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:59Now, I held up my end of the deal and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:08Eva!
01:17:11Eva!
01:17:14I'm sorry, Maximus. Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:24Oh!
01:17:25Ow!
01:17:26Are you okay, mommy?
01:17:28Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:30Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine. You're sad.
01:17:43I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:44Mommy.
01:17:47I miss daddy, too.
01:17:51I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:56Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00Love bug.
01:18:01You're right.
01:18:03What am I doing? Running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:10Now it's time for mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:13I believe in you. What are you gonna do, mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:24Piper is his daughter.
01:18:32Enough sulking.
01:18:33Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:36Don't you think I want to?
01:18:39She doesn't want me.
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:43Your daughter is still out there. You can't abandon her.
01:18:46Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:48I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:51And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:55What are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02What?
01:19:03See for yourself.
01:19:10I was right.
01:19:12Seven years ago.
01:19:14New Years.
01:19:15That woman was Eva.
01:19:26Eva.
01:19:28Hey.
01:19:30Daddy.
01:19:32Daddy.
01:19:33Daddy.
01:19:34Piper!
01:19:36Oh, I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:44You came back.
01:19:49I, uh...
01:19:51Don't forget to be brave, mommy.
01:19:59I, uh,
01:20:01I was scared, but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:05Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for
01:20:09Sweetheart, I have something to tell you
01:20:13I have something to tell you too
01:20:17Piper is your daughter
01:20:19You knew
01:20:20My sweet granddaughter
01:20:22Mama
01:20:26I just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:20:29But you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared
01:20:32Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me
01:20:34I didn't know how you were feeling
01:20:38How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:51I love you, Eva
01:20:54I love you too
01:20:56I promise
01:20:58For the rest of my life
01:20:59I'm going to make it up to you
01:21:02As long as we're together
01:21:03It doesn't matter where we are
01:21:15Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:17For real this time?
01:21:19Yes
01:21:21Yes, of course, I'll marry you
01:21:35Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:21:37And the Christmas after that
01:21:39And forever
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:49Who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54Take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry!
01:21:58I'm sorry, you're tired!
01:22:02Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:05Again
01:22:08No?
01:22:09Not funny?
01:22:10Not funny?
01:22:10Ha ha ha ha
01:22:11Ha ha ha ha
01:22:12Ha ha ha ha ha
01:22:13Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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