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Rented A Billionaire Husband For Christmas
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00:00:12I've got eyes on target.
00:00:16What?
00:00:18The distance is 4,000 meters.
00:00:22That's too far.
00:00:24Let's abort.
00:00:25I'll make the shot.
00:00:27Wind's light.
00:00:28I raise by 3.4 mil, shift MLA by 0.7.
00:00:32Carl, this isn't about the wind.
00:00:33You only get one shot.
00:00:35Miss and you'll give away our position.
00:00:38One shot, one kill.
00:00:55Holy mother of God.
00:00:57You made it.
00:00:584,000 meters.
00:01:00You just set a new world record, man.
00:01:03They don't call you the king of guns for nothing.
00:01:05K.O.G.
00:01:07Hey, you know I'm not in it for the fancy titles.
00:01:12So, what's next now that your last mission's over?
00:01:15I spent my entire life in the service.
00:01:20Once this uniform comes off, I just want to get back to my gun range, my daughter, my grandkid.
00:01:26Just make it for all the time that we got lost.
00:01:30Don't worry.
00:01:31I'll miss you too, buddy.
00:01:32Don't worry.
00:01:36Carl.
00:01:37Oh, my God.
00:02:04today we honor a national hero a sniper who's defended our democracy saved countless lives
00:02:12and struck fear in our enemies he now holds the record for the longest confirmed kill shot
00:02:20in history the legendary king of guns
00:02:28and now president bradford will present our hero with the medal of honor
00:02:40thank you thank you but please save your applause for our hero this is his first public appearance
00:02:49please welcome the legendary marksman the king of guns
00:03:12all they talk about are the records i've broken
00:03:16but no one remembers you the man who died to make it happen
00:03:21i'm done lewis
00:03:24i swear that my gun will never draw blood again
00:03:28from now on i'll protect your family with my life
00:03:33you can rest in peace
00:03:37breaking news seconds before he is to receive the medal of honor the king of guns has vanished
00:03:54carl can you check a gun apart for me again
00:03:57not today kiddo promised your mom i'd do ammo inventory
00:04:01i inspected the new guns the checklist is on your desk
00:04:03thanks great work carl
00:04:10what the hell
00:04:18fucking shit
00:04:19why is my ex-husband here
00:04:25why does this dog shit range not have anything other than broken down shit
00:04:33benny what are you doing here
00:04:34what can't come by and say hello to my beautiful wife and maybe get a little hug from my daughter
00:04:40hey rebecca
00:04:42just stop okay
00:04:44we're divorced we've been divorced for years
00:04:47ugh and you haven't changed one bit
00:04:49still such a fucking buzzkill
00:04:54hey baby girl
00:04:55i know that you missed your daddy
00:04:58right
00:04:59you're okay
00:05:05just an ungrateful spoiled little freaking brat
00:05:09just like her mother huh
00:05:13oh and look at you two
00:05:14only a couple years divorce and you're already shacking it up with the local handyman
00:05:18god your standards have really hit rock bottom huh
00:05:22carl is my employee nothing more
00:05:24yeah
00:05:25besides i've told you a million times i'm not paying your gambling debts
00:05:28now i know you got a little stash of money hidden
00:05:31that's why you gave up on the alamo
00:05:33so just do the right fucking thing and give me my share
00:05:36no actually i didn't take your money because i don't want a piece of shit like you near my daughter
00:05:40well then just pay up
00:05:42or i'll just show up here every day
00:05:44hell maybe call in for a few safety violations
00:05:46get the cops breathing down your neck and we'll see how long you last in this business
00:05:49probably not very fucking long
00:05:51you're not getting a cent from me
00:05:53all right well
00:05:55hey rebecca honey
00:05:56how about daddy comes and picks you up from school every day now
00:05:59so we can get a lot more father-daughter bonding time all right
00:06:04touch my daughter see what happens
00:06:08woo wee janey baby looks like you got some boldness to you now
00:06:12what are you gonna do shoot me in front of your baby girl here
00:06:16mommy
00:06:17janey
00:06:19put the gun down that's what he wants don't let him get to you
00:06:21come on janey you know i'm a b-class sharpshooter i mean
00:06:25i can see by the look in your eyes right now
00:06:28that you're not gonna pull that trigger
00:06:30you sure about those odds
00:06:39well i am a betting man
00:06:44mommy
00:06:44jane
00:06:45hey dad
00:06:46don't you fucking move all right
00:06:48you stay right there
00:06:50mommy
00:06:51now listen baby girl
00:06:52tell daddy
00:06:53where the stash of money is
00:06:55i don't know
00:06:56well then daddy will give you a little push
00:06:58i want you to think very clearly now all right
00:07:00don't hurt my mommy
00:07:02then just tell me where the money is sweetheart
00:07:10mommy
00:07:23was he aiming for the trigger
00:07:25i mean the precision
00:07:32hey
00:07:33come on
00:07:34hey
00:07:37you're okay
00:07:38i got you
00:07:48what you just try to fucking shoot me well
00:07:50well i got news for you pal
00:07:52you fucking missed
00:07:54if i was trying to shoot you
00:07:56you'd be dead
00:07:57you think you scare me
00:07:58everybody here knows that i'm a b-class ranked shooter
00:08:01you don't scare me at all
00:08:03what's it gonna take for you to leave
00:08:05let's do this the old school way
00:08:07see this gun
00:08:08i challenge you
00:08:09to an assembly contest
00:08:11first one to disassemble
00:08:13and reassemble this gun
00:08:14and shoot first wins
00:08:15if you win
00:08:17i'll leave
00:08:17if i win
00:08:18then you cut off that finger
00:08:20that you just used to pull the trigger
00:08:21deal
00:08:22no
00:08:23no carl
00:08:23you can't
00:08:24he's professionally trained
00:08:25well then baby
00:08:26just fork over the money
00:08:27janie
00:08:27that's all you gotta do
00:08:29it's okay mommy
00:08:31carl's got this
00:08:40rules are simple
00:08:41disassemble
00:08:44then reassemble
00:08:45first to fire wins
00:08:53on your mark
00:08:55get set
00:08:59go
00:09:11fallin' behind already huh
00:09:19shit
00:09:38you're mad
00:09:39genius
00:09:41what are you telling me
00:09:42that gun's loaded
00:09:43you lost
00:09:43that's impossible
00:09:45alright
00:09:45i'm a b-class sharpshooter
00:09:47you're a fucking handyman
00:09:48you're telling me
00:09:54i know that move
00:09:55my dad taught me that trick
00:09:57why does he know it
00:10:01carl you're so cool
00:10:02you're my hero
00:10:03you know what i'm sick of your shit
00:10:05you little brat
00:10:06don't you even
00:10:07you know what i'm sick of your shit
00:10:13this ain't over yet
00:10:15you know that
00:10:17look
00:10:17hey
00:10:18hey listen to me very
00:10:19carefully
00:10:20you touch them again
00:10:22and i'll make you suffer in ways that you can't imagine
00:10:26over and over and over
00:10:27until you beg me
00:10:28to end it
00:10:31you don't want me to step close to him ever again
00:10:33fine i won't fucking come near him again
00:10:36fuck away from me
00:10:37you fucking freak
00:10:46hey are you hurt
00:10:49carl you're awesome
00:10:51my gosh i
00:10:52i don't even want to think
00:10:54about what would have happened
00:10:55if you weren't here
00:10:57you're bleeding
00:10:59oh
00:10:59no
00:11:00i'm fine
00:11:01seriously
00:11:01it's okay
00:11:02i'll get you a bandage
00:11:05thank you
00:11:07hey baby
00:11:08why don't you go inside
00:11:10while carl helps mommy okay
00:11:11okay
00:11:12okay i love you
00:11:12i love you
00:11:13i love you
00:11:27it's not so bad
00:11:29good
00:11:38hey
00:11:40is there something you're not telling me
00:11:45it's just that
00:11:46jane
00:11:48mr redford's pulling up
00:11:49the chris redford
00:11:50coach of the national shooting team
00:11:51come on cap
00:11:52now's your shot to impress him
00:11:53this is chris redford we're talking about here
00:11:55he's an a-class sharpshooter
00:11:57and there's only a hundred people in the world on his level
00:12:00can you imagine being that good
00:12:01is always someone better
00:12:03now even among all of these elite sharpshooters
00:12:05you won't find a better shot than the king of guns
00:12:08he's the best in the world
00:12:08there's no competition
00:12:09do your best today
00:12:11okay but just remember
00:12:12this is a chance to learn from one of the greats
00:12:14chris redford
00:12:15that second-rate lieutenant
00:12:16stuck on gun maintenance duty
00:12:17he's coaching the national shooting team
00:12:22oh hey um
00:12:23don't leave yet
00:12:24look today is huge for us
00:12:26if mr redford can endorse us
00:12:27we'll be
00:12:27golden
00:12:28so stick around
00:12:29in case
00:12:30in case of what
00:12:32this loser
00:12:33jane i honestly don't understand
00:12:34why you insist on keeping him around
00:12:35jane
00:12:36he's only been with us for a year
00:12:38and today is huge
00:12:39i mean we can't afford to take that risk
00:12:41yeah he's good at sweeping floors and cleaning barrels but that's it
00:12:45let's leave it to the professionals
00:12:47just stop being condescending okay
00:12:49carl's one of us
00:12:50and plus he could use the experience so be nice
00:12:53all right go get ready
00:12:54i'm gonna go show coach redford around
00:12:56just remember if we can impress him this will be huge for us
00:13:00a game
00:13:04know your place handyman
00:13:06don't even think about making a scene
00:13:07keep your head on straight
00:13:09if you want to shoot straight
00:13:10i'm a pro
00:13:11i don't need tips from a handyman
00:13:12stay in your lane
00:13:13you think you know more than our captain
00:13:15you haven't even taken a shot around here
00:13:17a nobody like you
00:13:18might not get it
00:13:20but this is a big deal for us
00:13:23you better not mess it up
00:13:33this is alex
00:13:34captain of our shooting club
00:13:38he's the best shot we got
00:13:42watch and learn handyman
00:14:11we'll be right back
00:14:19not bad good shot great accuracy yeah dines all around you really are our best i'm a professional
00:14:26unlike someone who probably can't hit the target captain show him who's boss yeah watch and learn
00:14:42loser you're up handyman fix this piece of junk go on handyman it's your time to shine shine
00:14:49look at how dirty his hands are all he's shining are guns these days
00:15:01isn't carl the coolest sure if you're six
00:15:09so quickly no there's no way you can fix anything and where's the scope don't be fooled by his little
00:15:16party tricks kid hey it'll jam again soon give it three shots tops hey uh carl maybe just
00:15:23like double check it one more time i don't want it failing right now why don't you take a few
00:15:28shots first get past three and i'll take it you're not gonna embarrass me
00:15:38what no scope i want you to get 50 meters you think you hit anything at this range
00:16:05what the fuck you see the bullseye raw
00:16:23there no jams lucky shot i mean you whipped the last three anyway
00:16:30stance and posture i mean he's definitely been professionally trained he's been here for a
00:16:35whole year now i how come i never noticed was that really just a lucky shot god how dare you
00:16:43waste bullets and mr redford's precious time mr redford he's just a handyman helping at the range
00:16:48i mean we'd never make a mistake like this
00:16:53only a dump like this would hire such clowns but hey guess that's all you can afford
00:17:01oh mr redford what a shame you came all this way for a circus act is this really the best
00:17:11your shooting
00:17:11club has to offer nice
00:17:16you're not welcome here matthew
00:17:20wow jane you've really turned this place into a dump
00:17:24my brother lewis were still around he'd be disappointed
00:17:29my father was a fucking hero you keep his name out of your mouth
00:17:34what are you doing here
00:17:35i'm here to honor my poor brother the fallen hero and to see what this scrappy little shooting range is
00:17:44worth
00:17:45i'm not selling it so you can just go
00:17:47i'm not the one that's going to be leaving
00:17:50this is the loan your father took to build this shooting range putting the land up as collateral
00:17:57you've been making all the minimum payments for the years but the interest just keeps going up
00:18:04well that's none of your business
00:18:06i bought out the bank that financed you which makes me your new creditor
00:18:13you fucking asshole
00:18:15this place was my father's pride and joy and i would go bankrupt before selling it to you
00:18:21one word from me and this plot of land will be up for auction
00:18:25this range will be mine
00:18:27you and your nobodies can pack up your things and get lost
00:18:32matthew i mean how can you do this to us you know how hard my father worked
00:18:36oh come on don't say your uncle never gave you a shot
00:18:39with coach redford here what do you say we settle this with a
00:18:44little contest
00:18:45what do you want
00:18:46you win the range is yours to keep
00:18:49i'll even fund a renovation
00:18:52you lose
00:18:54shooting range is mine
00:18:56forever
00:19:02deal
00:19:04then it's settled
00:19:05if we lose are we gonna get kicked out
00:19:09don't worry sweetie
00:19:10it's not gonna happen
00:19:12don't back down now jane
00:19:14mr redford
00:19:16as coach of the national team we'd be honored to have you judge our little contest
00:19:28don't worry mommy we've got carl
00:19:32it'll just slow us down
00:19:48oh shit
00:19:52let's make this the best of three
00:19:54first round is trap shooting
00:19:5615 clay pigeons total
00:19:58any weapon of your choosing
00:19:59will provide 15 bullets
00:20:02first person to hit the most targets in the least amount of time wins
00:20:05oh ho we got the first round in the bank
00:20:09captain alex here once held the state record for trap shooting
00:20:13shit
00:20:14that's nate foster he's a b-class sharpshooter
00:20:16he's just a cowboy
00:20:18what's the big deal
00:20:19jane leave this first round up to me
00:20:21yeah you'll definitely win this
00:20:22okay guys
00:20:23even though he's only a b-class sharpshooter
00:20:25he's beaten a class gunman in clay pigeon shooting twice
00:20:29two a-class shooters
00:20:30he has a specialty and it's trap shooting
00:20:38maybe we can use him to test the waters
00:20:42round one
00:20:44carl you're up
00:20:50handy man he's not even on the team
00:20:52shouldn't we be sending our captain out there
00:20:53jane he's good at polishing guns not shooting them
00:20:57come on everything's on the line here
00:20:59he's probably gonna freak out and piss his pants or something
00:21:02jane are you serious
00:21:04sending a worthless nobody
00:21:05what you got nothing but losers on your team
00:21:08damn
00:21:10nate was just my warm-up
00:21:12i haven't even shown you the ace up my sleeve
00:21:14nate foster is just a warm-up
00:21:17he's better than some a-class shooters
00:21:18don't you get it
00:21:20when not nobody loses
00:21:21jane will say it's because her guy's just a handyman
00:21:24she's already looking for excuses
00:21:26good thing your daddy isn't around to watch you run his shooting range into the ground
00:21:34will you shoot for us
00:21:39jane let me do this
00:21:41look we need to be careful
00:21:42see what nate's level is so just stop complaining
00:21:45and watch his every move
00:21:47oh that's her plan
00:21:49jane thinks i'm too good to go up against the warm-up guy
00:21:52that loser really thinks jane believes in him
00:21:55ha
00:21:57i ain't here to waste my time
00:21:58alright
00:21:59y'all really sending that handyman
00:22:01hey handyman
00:22:02not everyone gets a chance to lose to a b-class sharpshooter
00:22:05consider it an honor
00:22:06maybe he'll finally see us as the real gunslingers we are
00:22:10yeah he's just a gun-polishing grunt
00:22:12does he really think he's kind of hot shot
00:22:14jane
00:22:14are you sure
00:22:15i mean your opponent is a b-class shooter
00:22:18i've made my choice
00:22:20alright
00:22:21contestants
00:22:23choose your weapon
00:22:25he's actually going up there
00:22:26i can't tell if he's brave or just stupid
00:22:38i didn't come here to pick on some newbie
00:22:40especially grunt like you're not even fit enough to polish my guns
00:22:44so you go ahead princess you can pick first
00:22:56what the shotgun is sitting right there and he's picking handguns
00:23:00probably because he doesn't know how to use a shotgun
00:23:03that loser's about to embarrass us all
00:23:05especially your mommy
00:23:08oh no
00:23:09was i wrong to choose him
00:23:12nice
00:23:13i thought this was going to be a boring snooze fest
00:23:16luckily
00:23:16you brought us a clown to keep us laughing
00:23:21girl what's going on in that head of yours
00:23:24say it ain't so
00:23:25i'm really not going to pick that shotgun there huh
00:23:27too loud for them fragile ears ears
00:23:29yeah for something this easy
00:23:32shotgun's overkill
00:23:36oh
00:23:37don't say i didn't warn you
00:23:39and look here i'm down an eye
00:23:40imagine how ugly it'd be if i had both
00:23:45nate foster
00:23:47blow to make ready
00:24:13and that was nate foster
00:24:1515 out of 15
00:24:17just under 20 seconds
00:24:1915
00:24:19in 20 seconds
00:24:21didn't he forget that bullet
00:24:23no
00:24:24he did it on purpose
00:24:26he even set aside a bullet to kill two birds with one shot
00:24:29and he's a b-class shooter no way
00:24:31that's an a-class performance if i've ever seen one
00:24:34no he's doing it to mess with carl
00:24:36he's trying to like frazzle him
00:24:37either way carl just didn't a fucking chance
00:24:39there
00:24:42souvenir for you to remember you buy
00:24:44something to remember the day you got destroyed
00:24:46or better yet
00:24:48blow your brains out
00:24:49after you're drowning in shame
00:24:55carl you're up
00:25:05nate foster is on another level
00:25:06at this point
00:25:08all he can do is save himself the embarrassment
00:25:10no no no let him try
00:25:12can't wait to see him shit the bank
00:25:15been acting all high and mighty for way too long
00:25:17about time someone cut you down to size
00:25:19james about to see you for what you really are
00:25:20a worthless handyman
00:25:22not too late to switch guns there partner
00:25:24i even turned a blind eye
00:25:26james just tell carl a fork and he's done enough already
00:25:28i'll put the team on my back we'll win the next round
00:25:30maybe i'm asking too much of him
00:25:34carl can do it
00:25:35i believe in him
00:25:40would you look at that
00:25:42he has a little fan
00:25:44mommy should have taught you to
00:25:45not trust bad men
00:25:49carl wouldn't lie to me
00:25:50he's not a bad man
00:25:52you are
00:25:5817
00:26:00what's that supposed to mean
00:26:15look
00:26:15this loser's out of his mind
00:26:18ha
00:26:19what's he covering his eyes for
00:26:32what's he covering his eyes for
00:26:34what too much of a wimp to watch himself fail
00:26:36shit you gotta cover his tears
00:26:38fucking cry baby
00:26:39he's just being petty
00:26:40nate did it with one eye so he's gotta do it with zero
00:26:43that way if he gets lucky it hits a few
00:26:45he can keep up with this pathetic little act
00:26:46exactly
00:26:47if he loses he can just blame it on not being able to see
00:26:50he's the perfect excuse
00:26:51maybe he's not as dumb as he looks
00:26:53he's got it all planned out
00:26:59he hit it
00:27:1115 out of 15 in 17 seconds
00:27:16what the fuck did i just see
00:27:1817 seconds
00:27:19that's what he wrote down there in the ground
00:27:21he predicted his own score
00:27:23and he did it blindfolded
00:27:26how'd he do that
00:27:27did he do it by ear
00:27:29who is this guy
00:27:32and the round one winner is carl
00:27:4217 seconds just like you asked
00:27:44i knew you could do it
00:27:45you can do it in 17 seconds
00:27:52oh my god
00:27:53carl you actually did it
00:27:55big wolf
00:27:56he sets the traps here
00:27:58he knows the exact path those pigeons take
00:28:00i mean
00:28:00how hard could it be to memorize trajectory and timing
00:28:03yeah
00:28:04he just went with a cheap trick
00:28:06not actual skill
00:28:08what the fuck was that just now huh
00:28:10i spent a damn fortune to hire you
00:28:12sir sir he's
00:28:13how did i know that the handyman was gonna be a damn crack shot
00:28:16all right
00:28:17hey how'd you do that
00:28:18save your excuses
00:28:19all right go back to your
00:28:20fucking ranch and shovel horse shit
00:28:23all right
00:28:25i'm done playing nice
00:28:26time for the big guns
00:28:36ms fisher
00:28:37it is an honor
00:28:41i'll be damned
00:28:42ain't that the black widow
00:28:45rachel fisher right
00:28:46sure looks like it
00:28:47i heard she shot her first and second husband's dead
00:28:50inherited their fortunes
00:28:51and still got a huge insurance payoff to boot
00:28:53holy shit
00:28:54how'd she get away with that
00:28:56both cases were ruled self-defense
00:28:58justifiable homicide
00:28:59lord knows how she managed to swing that
00:29:02so
00:29:03anyone want to play
00:29:09all right
00:29:11now that the stakes have been raised
00:29:13it's time to get the captain on out there
00:29:15hear that
00:29:16our captain's gonna win with pure talent
00:29:18not some overplayed carnival trick
00:29:21true marksman doesn't rely on flashy stunts like shooting blindfolded
00:29:25it's all about keeping a calm heart
00:29:27and steady hand
00:29:29take notes bud
00:29:30that's how the real sharpshooters do it
00:29:37damn girl
00:29:39she can handle a rifle with a body like that
00:29:43wouldn't you like to know
00:29:44do you even know who you're up against man
00:29:47trust me
00:29:49i'm not like those
00:29:50two ex-husbands of hers
00:29:52this little femme fatale gimmick
00:29:54ain't gonna work on me
00:29:55really
00:29:57then what if i told you
00:29:59she's the secret partner of the king of guns
00:30:07since when did i have a partner
00:30:10you think a guns has a partner
00:30:12a woman
00:30:13wait matthew
00:30:15did she really train with the king of guns
00:30:16of course she did
00:30:17she just about mastered everything he's capable of
00:30:20which means
00:30:22soon
00:30:23the king of guns title
00:30:25will be hers
00:30:27jane
00:30:28you think matthew's bluffing
00:30:30matthew's a big time arms dealer
00:30:32i mean he has pentagon contracts
00:30:33and ties to the black market
00:30:35but even he wouldn't throw around the king of guns name recklessly
00:30:38i don't think
00:30:39so you're saying it's true
00:30:40so what
00:30:41she's still just a chick
00:30:43hey watch yourself
00:30:44it is an honor to have the king of guns ace partner at our shooting range okay
00:30:50miss fisher
00:30:51welcome to my gun range
00:30:53now that you know who i am
00:30:54don't waste my time
00:30:57forfeit
00:31:00one of the king of guns trademark moves is hitting targets that are blocked by obstacles
00:31:06no one's ever figured out how he's pulled it off
00:31:08can you do this
00:31:13that's just some dumb urban legend how the hell do you hit a target blocked by an obstacle
00:31:17i could show you but i don't think this crowd is ready for such an entertaining show
00:31:24well suit yourself
00:31:25but if you really are the ace partner of the king of guns you're gonna have to prove it
00:31:30for round two it'll come down to one shot
00:31:32the challenge for round two is to hit that target over 500 feet away any weapon of your choosing
00:31:39no scope
00:31:40no sights
00:31:42highest score wins
00:31:43i mean i mean that's basically a toss up
00:31:45how is it even possible to hit that target from here
00:31:49they get one chance to shoot without a sight
00:31:52from this far out
00:31:53forget a bullseye
00:31:55there are a class sharpshooters who couldn't get anywhere near that
00:32:01looks like you want to see the king of guns signature shot
00:32:03there's only two ways to hit the bullseye
00:32:05number one choose a high caliber rifle that's so strong it'll punch through the tires and hit the
00:32:11bullseye
00:32:11and number two is the king of guns signature shot
00:32:15well if you're lucky maybe i'll go with number two
00:32:19if you're gonna forfeit do it now
00:32:21once you see what i've got up my sleeve
00:32:23you'll be out of time
00:32:27give me a break you'd be lucky if you hit the target at all
00:32:32the last person who said that to me got a bullet to the head
00:32:40well ladies first
00:32:42hey don't underestimate her we can't afford to lose right now
00:32:45come on look at her she's gonna snap from the recoil if i just hit the target we'll be golden
00:32:58men always thinking with their other head
00:33:10oh
00:33:18what the fuck she hit it
00:33:22looks like she really did learn from the king of guns holy smokes she actually beat it the bullet
00:33:27ricocheted in the perfect spot i mean that's not luck any error in angle or velocity she would
00:33:32have missed it i mean that's that's insane i i can't believe i just saw the king of guns trick
00:33:36shot in person i thought it was a myth it's a shame i really thought she might be the one
00:33:42to figure
00:33:42out my signature shot
00:33:46captain do we still have a shot
00:33:51i could be a good sport let y'all have a chance but we all know who's gonna win
00:34:01nobody else in this ranch can hit that target we should just forfeit look you're the best shot in
00:34:05town if you're gonna go down at least go down swinging don't you get it this is impossible if i
00:34:12use the high caliber rifle to pierce the tire the accuracy would still be way off i'd be lucky to
00:34:16land a
00:34:16nine if you're going to forfeit just do it already i've got a full body spa session to go to
00:34:23really none of you stand a chance against the black widow face the facts jane there's no point in
00:34:29even trying now just sign the paper and hand the range over to me guys the range is done for
00:34:36we should
00:34:37see if matthew will take us in hey man watch what you're saying jane's standing right here she's about
00:34:42to get kicked out if we want to save our own skins we have to side with the winning team
00:34:52i'm sorry sweetie tried to hold on to grandpa's gun range as long as i could
00:34:57i guess fate had a different plan carl you should probably go with him too matthew might let you keep
00:35:03your job no mommy you know how that lady said she's the daddy's partner to the king of guns well
00:35:11i
00:35:12think i know who the king of guns is it's him oh don't be silly why would the king of
00:35:20guns be working
00:35:21at our gun range but i just know it's carl don't give up yet still haven't taken my shot
00:35:35him again there's got to be more to this guy that meets the eye
00:35:42oh wow look at you mr handyman you're gonna beat me with that little pistol
00:35:50that's the plan can you even see the target we hit a 10. oh you think you can pierce those
00:35:56tires
00:35:57and hit that bullseye with a nine millimeter caliber bullet mr valentine this handyman's always
00:36:02strutting around like he's some big wig yeah he knows a couple flashy tricks but that's it if jane
00:36:08hadn't given the job here out of pity he'd be rotting on the streets yeah he won that last round
00:36:12with a
00:36:12stupid trick and say anyone see how nice he's been to rebecca bet it's because he's trying to hit on
00:36:17her
00:36:17mom that's enough leave him alone
00:36:32something's not right here
00:36:38holy mother of god
00:36:47he must have shot the last three bullets through the first bullet hole
00:36:55looks like it's time for this hero to come save the day time to watch this clown make an absolute
00:37:02fool of himself hey someone record this hey this is gonna make an amazing blooper reel what an idiot
00:37:09carl i don't know mommy you have to trust carl he's the king of guns
00:37:23that is the funniest thing i have ever heard if he's the king of guns then i'm the second coming
00:37:29of christ right back honey you're being silly king of guns kiddo you might want to close your eyes
00:37:36your idol's about to go from hero to zero real quick is he really going through with this what a
00:37:43weirdo seriously he's just dragging this out and wasting all our damn time the black widow
00:37:48personally mentor with the king of guns this fool might as well be shooting from across the pacific ocean
00:37:55this will be good i believe in you carl
00:38:03contestant two make ready
00:38:09pay attention you're only gonna see this once what you did that wasn't the king of guns signature shot
00:38:15this is
00:38:37what in god's name that's impossible
00:38:41the extreme momentum and spin made that bullet curve this this is the real deal
00:38:45a legendary shot like that could only be made by the king of guns and all that you were saying
00:38:50earlier it was wrong he hit every bullseye every single time so perfectly that the other three shots
00:38:57went right through the same hole didn't even leave a mark a move like that
00:39:04could it be are you
00:39:09now that composure the skill this man right here he's the real king of guns
00:39:14yay i knew it carl's the king of guns no it has to be this is the king of guns
00:39:20the round two winner is carl the king of guns he's the real king of guns okay
00:39:27i just embarrassed myself in front of the goat
00:39:32the king of guns has returned i finally found him what would the king of guns be doing here of
00:39:38all
00:39:38places i never would have thought that that was him he was just some handyman a second ago what if
00:39:43this is just one of his dirty tricks no but who else besides the king of guns could curve a
00:39:49bullet
00:39:51i'm so sorry sir i i had no idea you were the real king of guns i should have never
00:39:56claimed to be your
00:39:57partner all i've dreamed of is training under you i'll do anything that disgusting bitch how dare she
00:40:03use his reputation for her own personal gang
00:40:08useless fraud i can't believe i fell for your lies mark my words you will pay the price mr king
00:40:16of guns
00:40:17guns i have been looking for you for ages
00:40:21i'm not the king of guns you're not then how the hell did you do that it's a lucky shot
00:40:28i guess
00:40:28hey you uh sir uh mr king of guns please work with me i'll agree to whatever terms you set
00:40:36i told you i'm not the king of guns we won both rounds it's time for you to leave yes
00:40:42yes yes of
00:40:43course um call me anytime and as we agreed i will never touch this range
00:41:07so you and my dad were army buddies huh and uh you're saying that he died because of you
00:41:17that's true if i had listened to him our position might not have been exposed
00:41:22why are you telling me this now do you expect me to be like grateful for everything you've done
00:41:27around here since you died or are you asking for i don't know like forgiveness
00:41:32i just thought that you should know the truth oh the truth
00:41:38well the truth is that my dad died saving you look at you hiding from your whole like king of
00:41:48guns
00:41:48identity wasting away at my gun range are you just helping me to make yourself feel like less guilty to
00:41:55try and fulfill some sort of like sick twisted savior complex jana i'm sorry no apologizing isn't
00:42:02gonna bring him back i could choose it would be me instead of him do you really think that saying
00:42:09that is gonna make me feel any better carl my dad is dead and nothing you can do is gonna
00:42:15change that
00:42:16jane jane listen to me i know i'm not him he's a better man than i will ever be but
00:42:21supporting you and
00:42:22her back up protecting the shooting range it is everything to me it's what lewis long oh just shut
00:42:28up okay okay fine i'm sorry i never want to see you again
00:42:49so what's next now that your last mission's over
00:42:54spent my entire life in the service once this uniform comes off i just want to get back to my
00:42:59gun range
00:43:00a daughter a grandkid you just set a new world record man i don't call you the king of guns
00:43:07for
00:43:07nothing k-o-g i will treasure this pistol as a token of our friendship
00:43:21i love you guys but if you ever try and leave me again i'm not gonna be so nice
00:43:31hey carl check it out man your video of your trick shot went viral it's got over a hundred million
00:43:35views carl where are you going i'm just taking a vacation for a little while okay carl when are you
00:43:44gonna come back
00:43:48i just wanted to say thank you for helping us keep our range it's the least i could do mommy
00:43:54and i will
00:43:55be waiting for you while you're gone and when you come back please be my daddy
00:44:09um don't say that but carl is the daddy that i've always wanted hey hey hey okay
00:44:17you got a pinky promise me that you'll listen to your mommy while i'm gone okay
00:44:36so where's this famous handyman sharpshooter at
00:44:45you're carl i'm hank and i'm here to invite you to join our organization the one the one like the
00:44:54deadliest team of assassins in the world huh so you've heard of us listen my people can get you
00:44:59anything you need resources connections weapons and not to mention
00:45:07cold hard cash think of this as an appetizer a little show of sincerity once you're one of us
00:45:14you'll make a fortune off of every shot you take i'm talking more money than you can count
00:45:21thanks for my days of shooting the killer over
00:45:26what's the point of guns if not to kill then you're gonna waste your talent plinking steel at
00:45:31some back-ass shooting range i made myself clear years ago i swore my gun would never draw blood again
00:45:38and that is a promise i intend to keep now please leave and what is not enough money don't be
00:45:45shy my
00:45:45man name your price it's always about the money you want more still not enough hey stop leave my
00:45:59property immediately this is a stand your ground state and i swear to god i will fucking shoot you
00:46:04hey good looking this handyman your boyfriend or what you looking out for your sweetheart don't test me
00:46:13not bad decent reflexes but there's something you should know i've got five snipers stationed in the
00:46:19area you pull that trigger you your boyfriend your little girl everybody at this range is dead before
00:46:25you can even blink jane take it easy come on show me what you're made of you think you could
00:46:31protect
00:46:32them jane all right all right enough with the joking you thought i brought snipers i was bluffing you
00:46:49idiot you said you're gonna never shed blood again fine i guess you just have to watch while the people
00:46:56you love most suffer listen i just work here this has nothing to do with what you think i don't
00:47:08know
00:47:08that i'm just showing you what happens when people get in my way
00:47:26it's okay mommy's okay carl just accept this offer you're gonna get us all killed oh just shut up
00:47:32carl please just say yes what's the point of your whole pacifist act if it's gonna end with us lying
00:47:37in
00:47:37a pool of our own blood good point don't you think i'll count it down for you let's see how
00:47:42many
00:47:42shots it takes for you to crack that's enough looks like you finally got the message except wait aren't
00:47:47you just some guy who works here don't these people mean nothing to you i'll start with the one who's
00:47:52already bleeding out and this time i'm not aiming at her leg i said enough let them go i'll join
00:48:00your
00:48:04organization
00:48:05oh how sweet our noble hero can't bear to see his lover in pain didn't hit any major arteries let's
00:48:12get you back in the circle okay hey whoa whoa whoa not so fast did i say you could join
00:48:17yet what more do
00:48:18you want you see now it's your turn to beg me i might consider letting you in you had your
00:48:24chance to
00:48:24say yes when i was still asking nicely but now i'm gonna make you get on your knees and beg
00:48:29me
00:48:29like a little you do that and i might consider letting you in you're way out of line do you
00:48:35have
00:48:35any idea who you're threatening right now what's that oh please tell me by all means he's the best
00:48:41shot in the world he's the king of guns do you think anybody else would be able to curve a
00:48:45bullet like
00:48:45you saw in that video
00:48:51boss this bitch seems serious maybe we should check the intel
00:48:55look at these ignorant clowns floating around their silly conspiracy theories not a
00:49:00clue how the world really works let me let you dummies in on a little secret the king of guns
00:49:05dropped off the map a year ago because he was killed what yep shot in the head one year ago
00:49:13during
00:49:13operation maple leaf carl operation maple leaf that sniper it was one of them i knew it there was no
00:49:22way carl was actually the king of guns it was all some big lie now we're all gonna die because
00:49:26this
00:49:26loser messed with the wrong guy don't you shut up now is not time for your whining we're all gonna
00:49:32die
00:49:33carl think about us about rebecca you can't drag us down with you like this
00:49:41please i'm begging you i'll join the one just let them go what was that i don't know it didn't
00:49:48really sound like you mean it
00:49:53hey hey it's okay everything's gonna be okay
00:50:01come on put some real feeling into it say it louder don't hurt my daddy he's the king of guns
00:50:07listen kid whoever the your daddy is right now he's nothing but the dirt beneath my shoes
00:50:12better get to begging or make sure that annoying little brat never speaks again please i'm begging
00:50:19you please let me join your organization this is your king of guns this is the noble hero who
00:50:26swore to never shed blood all i see in front of me is a spineless coward
00:50:37come on round of applause for our newest recruit you fucking bastard
00:50:47now it's time for your initiation
00:50:52hey you know we spent the fortune on you what's wrong with a little trial run i mean i
00:50:55don't know if that video was real or ai what the hell do you want hey don't be a baby
00:51:01this is the last test i promise we'll be working together real soon
00:51:05seeing is believing i want to watch you curve the bullet with my own eyes
00:51:10one shot and you'll let them go yep that's all it takes
00:51:14but i want to make things a little bit more exciting i want to see you curve the bullet
00:51:18around your woman and hit him
00:51:26what the fuck why me
00:51:29no get off of me i could tell you hate his guts just think of it as a sign-on
00:51:34bonus
00:51:35girl don't do this
00:51:37well have you lost your mind a human life for your silly little game i mean aren't you the king
00:51:42of guns
00:51:42it should be easy to land a shot that won't even kill him although i wouldn't mind seeing his head
00:51:47get
00:51:47blown off i don't give a fuck
00:52:01carl
00:52:02lewis lewis
00:52:09lewis
00:52:21i can't
00:52:24i knew it i knew that video was just some ai bullshit
00:52:29no what are you waiting for beat him up
00:52:42oh check this out fancy revolver
00:52:46oh look at this fucking thing jesus
00:52:53what is this
00:52:59what are you a washed up vet is that why you're too chicken to pull the trigger you got ptsd
00:53:04or something
00:53:04don't give that back that's my daddy's oh so it's important huh what that gives me an idea
00:53:12oh
00:53:14oh
00:53:23oh
00:53:40hey
00:53:42You know everybody who's tried to fool me is dead, right?
00:53:48I think I'll take it easy on you.
00:53:51So you have time to regret your silly little oath.
00:54:04What did the doctor say?
00:54:07She had a concussion and a broken rip from the head.
00:54:10God, how could somebody do this to a kid?
00:54:18Hey, baby.
00:54:20Daddy?
00:54:22Mommy is fat.
00:54:24You?
00:54:24Yeah, yeah, Daddy and Mommy are here.
00:54:27How are you feeling?
00:54:29Hurts.
00:54:30Daddy hurts.
00:54:32Mommy hurts, too.
00:54:34I have to protect them.
00:54:37We're okay, Rebecca.
00:54:40Rebecca?
00:54:41It's just the painkiller is kicking her.
00:54:43She's okay.
00:54:44Just let her get some rest.
00:54:46Okay.
00:54:58Mr. Smith.
00:55:00Welcome.
00:55:01What brings you in today?
00:55:02I had heard you were scouting out a new recruit.
00:55:16I picked up this sweet little piece today.
00:55:19I want to get it personalized, scrub clean of any old marks.
00:55:24Uh, this gun...
00:55:28Get rid of the numbers.
00:55:30Insignia.
00:55:31New crib.
00:55:34You know the drill.
00:55:36Now, you make sure my name is the only one that's left on there.
00:55:39Got it?
00:55:40Yes, I understand.
00:55:42It's just...
00:55:43This gun appears to be...
00:55:46Unique.
00:55:47For a special case like this, I'd have to talk to my boss, Mr. Valentine.
00:55:52Well, get to it.
00:55:54Don't waste my time.
00:55:59You heard me.
00:56:00Make sure Jane's gun range is renovated with top-of-the-line equipment.
00:56:04Don't worry about cost.
00:56:05I'll cover everything.
00:56:09Mr. Valentine?
00:56:11Hank brought in an antique revolver just now,
00:56:14and he wants to have it scrubbed clean and personalized.
00:56:21This revolver?
00:56:23Did you say where he got this?
00:56:24No.
00:56:25But, you know, Hank, it's...
00:56:28He definitely mugs the poor sucker for it.
00:56:35Carl Oliver.
00:56:37Jesus.
00:56:37This is...
00:56:39God.
00:56:40This revolver belongs to the king of guns.
00:56:55There is some place that I need to be.
00:56:58Stay here with Rebecca.
00:57:04You said your gun would never drop blood again.
00:57:07Yeah, I tried to walk away from all that bloodshed.
00:57:10They brought this on themselves.
00:57:15My family's collection of guns is in the back of the range.
00:57:18Take your pick.
00:57:19No.
00:57:21No.
00:57:22I've got my own collection.
00:57:24Take care of Rebecca.
00:57:26And you're sure these are the guys that did it?
00:57:29Yeah.
00:57:32Make them pay for what they did to my dad.
00:57:35I will.
00:57:38I can't wait.
00:57:44Just promise me you'll make it out of this life.
00:57:47I can't wait.
00:57:59I promise.
00:58:10What took you so long?
00:58:12It's no good for business, old man.
00:58:14Where did you get this gun?
00:58:15You're in no position to be asking any questions.
00:58:17Now get to work.
00:58:18I said, where did you get this gun?
00:58:22Who gives a shit?
00:58:24Very well.
00:58:24Get the fuck out of my shop and take your shit with you.
00:58:28Now!
00:58:28Are you crazy?
00:58:31Don't forget, Matthew.
00:58:32You made a fortune off of us.
00:58:35What?
00:58:37Say that again.
00:58:40I mean, for years, you've been working for us.
00:58:43I don't work for you, kid.
00:58:44I work with your father.
00:58:48I'll ask you one last time.
00:58:51Where did you get the gun?
00:58:56Did you kill the owner?
00:58:57No.
00:58:59Sure made his life a living hell, though.
00:59:05Wow.
00:59:06You couldn't even finish the job?
00:59:08He's still alive?
00:59:10Good job.
00:59:11You've sure gone and done it.
00:59:13Yeah.
00:59:17Of course you did.
00:59:20Oh.
00:59:22Oh?
00:59:23You're pointing a gun at me now?
00:59:25In my gun shop?
00:59:27Just as reckless as your master.
00:59:31Mr. Sergei Smith saw what you did to his son.
00:59:35I'll come for you.
00:59:37Then shoot now and finish it off or get the fuck out of here.
00:59:46You think you can scare me, huh?
00:59:48Because you work with my old man?
00:59:50You're dead.
00:59:51Call my father.
00:59:52Tell him that Matthew turned on us.
00:59:55While you're at it, give Mr. Smith a message from me.
00:59:58Tell him I found who he's been looking for.
01:00:02You take me for an idiot?
01:00:05I know where you got that gun.
01:00:07You stole it from a run-down shooting range on the east side.
01:00:11Right?
01:00:13How'd you know?
01:00:14Ever hear the name Carl Oliver?
01:00:18The King of Guns.
01:00:21That's right.
01:00:26Now look at the writing on the bottom of this grip.
01:00:32No way.
01:00:34That guy at the shooting range is the King of Guns?
01:00:52Mommy!
01:01:05Are you kidding me?
01:01:06You think the King of Guns is working at some rinky-dink-ass shooting range?
01:01:10You mean this loser?
01:01:11Hmm?
01:01:13The video's a fake.
01:01:15It's AI.
01:01:16That's him.
01:01:17He's the King of Guns.
01:01:19Don't believe everything you see online, old man.
01:01:21He's not the King of Guns.
01:01:23I saw it with my own eyes.
01:01:24He's two chicken shit that pulled the trigger.
01:01:26I had him begging for his life under my foot.
01:01:29Couldn't do shit.
01:01:29Not even after I hit his little girl.
01:01:32What?
01:01:33You hit Rebecca?
01:01:34Yeah, she was crying for her daddy.
01:01:39You've doomed us all.
01:01:43I even saw it with my own eyes.
01:01:45That bullet really did curve around.
01:01:48Shut up.
01:01:50You know what I saw?
01:01:51I saw a coward watch his wife get shot.
01:01:53But he's about to die.
01:01:55Still couldn't pull the trigger.
01:01:57You really think a wimp like that's the King of Guns?
01:02:00Bullshit.
01:02:01Relax.
01:02:01When my dad gets here, we'll go back to the range, burn it down, and keep him groveling like the
01:02:07worthless trash that he is.
01:02:09No.
01:02:10That's not it.
01:02:11This has nothing to do with fear.
01:02:14He swore to himself he would never shoot to kill again.
01:02:19Oh, not this again.
01:02:20Listen, the only thing you should be worried about is what you're going to say to my dad when he
01:02:23gets here.
01:02:23You idiots!
01:02:25You attacked a man who washed his hands clean.
01:02:28You pushed him to take his gun and return.
01:02:37Dad.
01:02:39You're finally here.
01:02:40Matthew turned on us.
01:02:42He even hit me.
01:02:44Leave us.
01:02:45I need to have a word with Matthew.
01:02:48Dad.
01:02:49Get the fuck out.
01:02:56I heard you have found the man I was looking for.
01:03:00Yes, Mr. Smith.
01:03:02Well, you struck my son.
01:03:04Yes.
01:03:05I did.
01:03:07Oh.
01:03:09Care to explain why?
01:03:11Your son stole a gun from the King of Guns.
01:03:17And he beat his little girl.
01:03:27Are you sure it's the King of Guns?
01:03:29I'm sure of all people.
01:03:32You would recognize him.
01:03:38Fucking miss.
01:03:39You have the audacity to report back to me.
01:03:42Wait, you, you, you didn't say that the hit was on the King of Guns.
01:03:47I want you to blow somebody's head off from 4,000 meters away.
01:03:50But I did take out his spotter.
01:03:52That's, that's got to be worth a bit of the bounty, right?
01:03:58Yeah.
01:03:59Okay.
01:04:20Bring my son in.
01:04:30You were sent to scout a new recruit today, correct?
01:04:34Yes, he just did measure up.
01:04:36You're so fucked, Matthew.
01:04:43Clean yourself.
01:04:45You want me to step out?
01:04:47Dad, what'd I do?
01:04:49You failed your task today.
01:04:52I followed protocol.
01:04:54I offered him money.
01:04:55He didn't measure up.
01:04:56That is not the problem.
01:04:58What?
01:04:59I don't get it.
01:05:00Oh, because you didn't kill him, you idiot.
01:05:16What, all because I didn't kill that loser?
01:05:18That's what's got you so mad?
01:05:20It's not about what you did.
01:05:22It's about who you did it to.
01:05:26Isn't he just some nobody who works at a shooting range?
01:05:30You should be glad you're my son or I would have killed you with my own hands.
01:05:33But my anger is nothing compared to who you have provoked.
01:05:38What's the big deal?
01:05:39I thought he was just some nobody working at a shooting range.
01:05:45That nobody is the King of Guns, Carl Oliver.
01:05:56A year ago, he disappeared.
01:05:58No word on the street is that we took him out.
01:06:00That rumor made the one a legend among assassins.
01:06:05But I'm the only one who knew the truth.
01:06:09The King of Guns is still alive.
01:06:14For a year now, I have enjoyed the glory and fame that that lie has brought.
01:06:20But the truth kept me up at night, knowing that my worst nightmare was still out there.
01:06:26And now, my son, you have called my worst nightmare to me.
01:06:47Dad, I'll clean up my own mess.
01:06:50Oh, and how do you plan to do that?
01:06:53I'll take my men and I'll kill them now.
01:06:56Could you fucking...
01:06:57You weren't listening to a single word I said, were you?
01:07:02It's too late.
01:07:04He's the King of Guns and he's coming for you.
01:07:08And you will do nothing, as there's nothing you can do.
01:07:17He's really the King of Guns?
01:07:19And I humiliated him?
01:07:21Fuck!
01:07:32This is Matthew Valentine.
01:07:34Is it with you?
01:07:37Yes, it is.
01:07:39See you in five.
01:07:40Mr. Oliver.
01:07:45Mr. Oliver.
01:07:53What did he say?
01:07:55He's on his way.
01:07:57Fuck.
01:07:58I gotta get out of here.
01:07:59I gotta hide.
01:07:59Don't move.
01:08:01You stay right where you are, you fucking idiot.
01:08:06Give me your phone.
01:08:15Hello, Mr. Oliver.
01:08:16I am the leader of the one.
01:08:18And I heard about the incident at the shooting range and would like to extend my sincerest
01:08:23apologies.
01:08:26I understand my son has offended you.
01:08:29And if it will resolve the matter, I will have his legs cut off.
01:08:32And I will deliver them to you along with 50 million in compensation.
01:08:37Um, we can settle this like civilized man.
01:08:43And let hate drag you back into the life you left behind.
01:08:46You swore your Lord of God would never drop blood again.
01:08:54What did he say?
01:08:56Huh?
01:08:57Did I give you all right?
01:08:58He wants you dead.
01:09:02Have your men guard you.
01:09:04Round the clock.
01:09:07Of course.
01:09:09All my men are A-class shooters.
01:09:11This won't be easy.
01:09:30You called me a nobody handyman.
01:09:35But here I am.
01:09:37The king of guns.
01:09:56Mr. Oliver.
01:09:57Please.
01:09:58It's all a misunderstanding.
01:10:00We can talk this out.
01:10:07On your right!
01:10:17What the fuck?
01:10:19He shot the bullet!
01:10:42The bullet curved.
01:10:44You really are the king of guns.
01:10:45You said it yourself.
01:10:48Seeing is believing.
01:11:06Mr. Oliver.
01:11:07You got what you wanted.
01:11:09Let me go.
01:11:10Thanks to your son, I finally found the man who killed my friend.
01:11:15This is for Louis.
01:11:32Jane, your shooting range has passed all inspections and is ready for business.
01:11:40This is so amazing.
01:11:43I am just in time for the National Sharpshooter Competition.
01:11:46And it's all brand new equipment and guns.
01:11:50I even extended your range a few hundred yards.
01:11:54I wish Carl were here.
01:11:57No.
01:11:58Still no news from Carl?
01:12:01After he got his revenge, he disappeared again.
01:12:05I've had my men looking for him, but...
01:12:11His reappearance shook up the world of assassins and the military.
01:12:15As for the one, the FBI has wiped them out.
01:12:19You don't have to worry about them coming after you.
01:12:22All thanks to Carl.
01:12:23He'll be back, right?
01:12:28Hey.
01:12:29Hey.
01:12:32Heard you got an opening.
01:12:33Heard you got an opening.
01:12:36Heard you got an opening.
01:12:44Heard you got an opening.
01:12:46Heard you got an opening.
01:12:46Heard you got an opening.
01:12:47Heard you got an opening.
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