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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas
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00:00:04So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey, yeah!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58Do you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want me to stop 변라는 servicio.
00:01:11I don't want me to stop.
00:01:11I don't want you to stop.
00:01:16I don't want you to stop proposing ghosts world.
00:01:28I don't want you to, I don't want you to stop watching ghosts.
00:01:29I don't want you to stop promoting ghosts.
00:01:30Kiss ghosts everywhere.
00:01:30Beside ghosts everywhere.
00:01:33You're just the same.
00:01:34ah I was so drunk last night I can't remember who I was with I must return
00:01:43this to her so I can see her again
00:01:50happy new year Sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night I don't care
00:01:56how just do it I will find you
00:02:04Maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend I
00:02:11need grandkids I need message received mom I need to go now I have to inspect the
00:02:17new headquarters
00:02:26seven years why can't I ever find you why do you still haunt me
00:02:38you still thinking about that girl boss it's been years I'm ready to go to the
00:02:47inspection your best sir but first we found your fake Christmas wife she's
00:02:52waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and sir make sure use an alias we
00:02:58can't have her know you the Harrison group CEO or she'll jack up the price
00:03:01good finally I can get my mother off my back
00:03:08hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate I can't wait to finally meet
00:03:15my new daddy now auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore
00:03:21sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for Christmas but mommy why do we have
00:03:26to rent and daddy where's my real one
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:03:49I'll tell you why don't you know I'm sorry I'm not your dad no I know you're my daddy just
00:04:03as handsome as I thought
00:04:07I'm not your dad no I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:26why does she feel so familiar
00:04:30she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top
00:04:33you must be my new Christmas husband
00:04:35so you're my new Christmas wife see I knew you're the new daddy we had right
00:04:41hi my name's Cybert what's your name
00:04:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:04:46Max Aurelius Eva
00:04:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:00so per hour agreement the rate is $1,000 per hour
00:05:05and $1,000 an hour
00:05:07well yeah
00:05:09it's $500 a day
00:05:11is that enough?
00:05:13that's the most that I can pay you
00:05:14wait you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16that's what I agreed with the agency
00:05:18you'll make your thousands over the week
00:05:20look my requirements are simple
00:05:22okay play my pretend husband
00:05:23come with me to my hometown
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:05:27and then my family will get off my back
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:05:34so she's getting pressure from her folks too
00:05:37fine
00:05:38but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:05:43okay
00:05:43deal
00:05:47I need to go get married
00:06:01wow
00:06:03clean up nice
00:06:04this is my wedding day after all
00:06:07pictures
00:06:15y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:41I need some photos of us together too
00:06:46to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family
00:06:50yeah
00:06:50of course
00:07:01happy holidays mom
00:07:03from my family to you
00:07:13bad news boss
00:07:14the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:17bailed last minute
00:07:18wait she bailed
00:07:20then who is
00:07:24who is she
00:07:26whatever
00:07:27it doesn't matter
00:07:29I've got what I need
00:07:33Sam don't worry about it
00:07:34I already found someone
00:07:40okay
00:07:41well
00:07:42I think it's time for us to go
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:45Christmas shopping
00:07:46I should come
00:07:49look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:07:55it will make it more believable
00:08:00fine
00:08:00yeah fine
00:08:01okay
00:08:02you can come
00:08:10let's go
00:08:11which mall are we going to
00:08:12um let's go to that one
00:08:14oh let's go to the bank
00:08:21what the actual fuck
00:08:26Sam
00:08:27is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:32get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:38she does kind of look like him
00:08:43so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:48here let me get this
00:08:51I'm gonna love you Max
00:08:54oh so I was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:03in front of them
00:09:05okay
00:09:06should we use our tongues or
00:09:09no no definitely not
00:09:10and absolutely no
00:09:11sex
00:09:12yes
00:09:13this is strictly business
00:09:16anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:20what
00:09:20afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:30let's go
00:09:31let's go
00:09:37here
00:09:38what are you doing
00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:43well I'm not your woman and this isn't a real relationship and I don't want your money
00:09:50attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5350% off pies
00:09:54quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies I hear this right
00:09:58they're the best kind
00:10:00hurry up and go
00:10:00go what are you standing here for
00:10:04hello there
00:10:05hi
00:10:05you ready
00:10:06yes yeah just these things
00:10:07okay great
00:10:09we have a holiday special today
00:10:11spend 500 get 10% off
00:10:13and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:16oh great
00:10:17yeah
00:10:18what do you have that's just 15 bucks
00:10:20well can you get a move on
00:10:22I just got here relax
00:10:25yeah
00:10:26yeah
00:10:28here this will do the trick
00:10:30okay thank you
00:10:33hurry up and pay
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:39you can wait your turn
00:10:44thank you
00:10:45damn
00:10:45my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:53oh wait wait wait not the pies
00:10:54not the pies
00:10:55we can just set those on top
00:11:01hi guys
00:11:03gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:09of course
00:11:11thank you so much
00:11:12of course I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:13thank you
00:11:15thank you
00:11:15she bought all 12 pies
00:11:16don't worry I have enough for everybody
00:11:18just to give it away
00:11:19yeah
00:11:20thank you
00:11:21Merry Christmas
00:11:22hi
00:11:22Merry Christmas
00:11:28what?
00:11:29you do that often?
00:11:31as often as I can
00:11:36we should go
00:11:37we gotta pick up paper
00:11:41sit
00:11:42watch out
00:12:01you done feeling me up?
00:12:04shut up
00:12:05shut up
00:12:06sorry I was just in character wifey
00:12:07yeah
00:12:08well stay out of character until Christmas
00:12:15and don't be late
00:12:27Harrison Group
00:12:29do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:32sorta
00:12:33not that I'm judging
00:12:34I just
00:12:35need to get my story straight
00:12:36or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:39why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:41for Harrison Group
00:12:42I think that's respectable
00:12:45can we pick another company?
00:12:47no
00:12:48Harrison Group is perfect
00:12:49and they'll find it impressive
00:12:51my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:52so
00:12:53perfect
00:12:58oh and uh
00:12:59wear something nice
00:13:01for Christmas dinner
00:13:01don't worry
00:13:02okay I clean up nicely
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:08too much
00:13:29let's go Sam
00:13:30it's time to check out the new HQ site
00:13:33hold on you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours
00:13:38it's my daughters daughters get me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:13:59hey there they are
00:14:08so where's this mysterious husband we heard all about he's coming please don't tell me maximus
00:14:15bailed good good good so heard you got a new hubby sweetie when's he arriving oh it's probably just
00:14:25some story she cooked up to stop people talking poor thing not surprising i mean she's 30 once a
00:14:32woman hits that age you become undateable plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:14:40this is exactly why i refuse to come home single this christmas auntie pamela debbie my dating life
00:14:47quite frankly is none of your concern we're only worried about you all these years without a
00:14:53husband zip it pamela you know you always spoiled her rotten and look what happened
00:15:00she got knocked up out of wedlock raising a kid all alone i'm not alone
00:15:05and what does this mysterious husband do
00:15:12he's a manager manager of what trash probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:22you don't have to lie to us eva actually
00:15:27he's right here
00:15:30oh wow wow wow he is really good looking oh must be ai
00:15:39congratulations eva on your photoshop skills fake that's enough she's our daughter and your niece
00:15:47show some respect remember last year when i introduced you to my husband's nephew william
00:15:53and you turned him down well guess what william works for the harrison group now makes 500 grand
00:16:01a year that's half a million half a million girls are lining up for him all the way to new
00:16:09york
00:16:09and speak of the devil
00:16:27there you are oh look at you now living the dream
00:16:32oh just think eva well you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that
00:16:38criminal waste manager so married huh is it serious that's what marriage is it's pretty serious
00:16:48wow you must have rushed to tithing out huh makes sense though you not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:56dragging that kid around with no daddy yeah a bullet dodged willie meanwhile you're climbing the harrison
00:17:03group ladder that's right just bought this brand new suit with my christmas bonus
00:17:10women love a man in red sexy like santa claus when i sit on my lap
00:17:17don't touch me oh so entitled williams a successful man of taste not waste and yet for some reason he's
00:17:27willing to overlook your baggage i mean look at that car did your husband afford anything even
00:17:33close to that think of the life i can give you and piper with all my harrison group money
00:17:38ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead i wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on first
00:17:50my mom would never marry she already has a husband he's gonna kick your butt
00:17:59is that so well then where is he because i don't see him does anyone see him
00:18:08now just like i thought telling lies just like mommy that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:16and let me show you what happens to naughty children
00:18:22hey mommy are you okay see your hands oh my god i want to take her in and get her
00:18:28packed
00:18:29stuff okay come on let's go it doesn't matter with you how dare you put your filthy hands on my
00:18:37daughter let me go now why would i go and do a thing like that when i'm having such a
00:18:44good time let me go
00:19:00touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:08max you came don't worry sweet
00:19:13where's piper william hitter mom and dad have to take her inside well it looks like we have a real
00:19:20grinch to dispose of well well well if it isn't a waste manager i've been hearing so much about that's
00:19:27right
00:19:29now i'm about to take out the trash oh mr and mrs smith it's an honor to meet you
00:19:36i'm max eva told us all about you from new york polite handsome just like she said wow
00:19:45he was an ai see he's real and he's more of a man here than william would ever dream to
00:19:52be
00:19:52you son of a bitch you just ruined my suit and watch the way that you drive that that pristine
00:19:58automobile that car oh my god that's worth more than a house that car it was all over the news
00:20:06when
00:20:06the ceo of the harrison group bought it wait are you
00:20:16like i said i'm just eva's husband and that's all he needs to know i'm not here to put on
00:20:23a show for
00:20:23anyone you really are a criminal aren't you you stole it that car belongs to the ceo of my company
00:20:29jesus how did he get away with it that's what i want to know enough please
00:20:37i trust my daughter she would never marry a criminal max be honest with me where did that car come
00:20:45from
00:20:47how much do you want for it i'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes
00:20:52sir you need a breath man
00:20:57hey that's it i'm calling the cops oh way ahead of you wait what are you feeling nervous eva
00:21:06oh well too late
00:21:15listen hon i believe you but how could max afford a car like that mr smith don't worry it's my
00:21:24car okay it's
00:21:25not stolen yeah if it's yours then prove it thank you cops will be here in 15 minutes enjoy christmas
00:21:33behind bars okay i'll prove that it's mine but then you have to get lost and never show your face
00:21:39around my wife or child again oh so you're a tough guy huh well i hope they serve eggnog in
00:21:44prison
00:21:45loser say one more word and i'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:51jesus maybe he is a crime boss it's kind of sexy though
00:21:58here title and proof of ownership
00:22:10mr harrison mr harrison
00:22:16mr harrison just play along
00:22:20merry christmas willie now get the out of here before i kicked your ass all the way up to the
00:22:25north
00:22:25paul yes sir i i'm so sorry sir i i please do tell my serious apologies
00:22:42oh that william what a jerk huh you fooled me what can i say let's not let this little
00:22:49misunderstanding ruin the holidays oh now you don't want to ruin christmas oh come on you know
00:22:55we were just looking out for you please forgive us mr harrison you know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:01soon do you do you think that uh you could help him get his foot in the door a job
00:23:07at the harrison
00:23:08group even in the mail room would open doors we are family aren't we family takes care of each other
00:23:16if you guys want a job at the harrison group you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:20abigail come on talk to her for us didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable yeah i think
00:23:28you
00:23:28need to take care of your own issues first my daughter is just far too busy for your best life
00:23:34my new son-in-law come on guys let's go in welcome to the family
00:23:42welcome come on come on this is your fault pam you can't tell the difference between
00:23:52ai and reality my fault you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm william
00:24:08hey how do you have that car and how do you know the ceo of harrison group and how do
00:24:12you i
00:24:13told you i work for harrison group remember i have a friend in high places a friend who just hands
00:24:19you
00:24:19keys to million dollar one-of-a-kind luxury cars yes it's the season of giving he knows people has
00:24:27connections he's a big deal kind of guy you're a crime boss aren't you and you best not forget it
00:24:33capiche oh my god just don't blow your cover dad mom thank you so much for letting max and i
00:24:42stay in
00:24:42your home oh honey we're just so happy that you found such a handsome strong good looking i think they
00:24:51get it um uh how's piper oh she's fine one of you guys just get settled in and uh we
00:24:59will go check
00:25:00on her and if your mom takes a cold shower we'll come back and finish decorating the tree great all
00:25:06right
00:25:06see you in a bit shall we what are you doing okay hey was that not a uh breach of
00:25:15contract
00:25:19relax it was just a hug oh we just got here and i'm already exhausted you'll be okay it's just
00:25:28one
00:25:28week kill me now well i would but i need to get paid
00:25:37what are you doing what are you doing that's weird they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:43then i don't know something just fills off that's ridiculous i mean what do you want to do
00:25:49make him promise to prove him later let's go here we go piper is all tucked in honey everything
00:26:06looks amazing and happy holidays to the newest member of our family max oh welcome cheers thank
00:26:15you miss smith looks great oh just call me mom honey i had no idea what you liked so i
00:26:22just whipped up a
00:26:23little bit of everything but we all know what eva's favorite christmas dish is right oh no mom's testing
00:26:30him she's trying to see if he's legit you mean to tell me you two are married and you don't
00:26:34even know
00:26:35my baby girl's favorite food oh eva sweetie kicking my foot oh sorry mom i oh geez it's okay i
00:26:48look
00:26:49mom of course he knows it's and i would like to hear max say it
00:26:58um
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies i hear this right they're the best kind
00:27:10well of course it's it's it's pumpkin pie see are you happy now that's good but something still
00:27:18falls off mom don't make it weird okay we had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to
00:27:26know
00:27:26everything about each other but our marriage is real i guess your mom's just watching too many of those
00:27:32real short shows now those are quality okay well then answer this where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:43where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:47i knew it was a good idea to pick this up well um it's silly face dropped it outside on
00:27:55the sidewalk
00:27:56luckily i was there to pick it up for her silly face and i am not paying extra for this
00:28:03consider it
00:28:04a christmas gift
00:28:06it's blousers nice you can afford this on a waste manager's salary well believe it or not miss smith
00:28:14there is a lot of garbage out there and i'm not just talking about william
00:28:18i'll drink to that
00:28:20i agree with you there so come on guys let's see
00:28:36and this is where y'all will be staying i have another room set up for piper
00:28:42nice and festive for you no complications sorry honey uh mom you know what i should stay with piper
00:28:50tonight oh honey newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart oh i just remembered the city's turning the water
00:28:58off at 10 something about water conservation that means you have 15 minutes to shower 15 minutes
00:29:05honey it's no big deal just shower together shower together
00:29:13just shower together okay you guys have a good night okay
00:29:20i don't know you heard her
00:29:42oh whoa why are you stripping well i can't take a shower with my clothes on
00:29:49come on we're wasting time you have 15 minutes nice try i am not showering with you
00:29:54all right suit yourself all room for me in there not if i meet you there first
00:30:15come on max get out of the way we agreed nothing physical you're the one with the dirty thoughts
00:30:22yes wifey relax relax i won't touch you unless you say you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:40and your dreams and your dreams free to join me
00:31:03you know if you keep staring at my ass you're not gonna have any shower water left you wish why
00:31:08aren't you getting in
00:31:10pray you'll fall for me it's you who has to worry about resisting me oh yeah
00:31:37i'll say what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:42i still think you can lose this baby i don't think i want you
00:31:48i don't think i want you
00:32:10well we're so sexy
00:32:21max we cannot do this
00:32:23what i i didn't mean to cross any it's not you max it's us it's this this is all in
00:32:29apps let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:32you're right i'm sorry i just don't need to be sorry just
00:32:46that birthmark
00:32:52what is that
00:32:55it's him the man from new year's is he piper's father
00:33:02why are you acting
00:33:06oh my god max is piper's father
00:33:10are you okay yeah i just um i just got lightheaded i think i just need a few more minutes
00:33:17alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:23we have a daughter together
00:33:25oh my god
00:33:27what do i do
00:33:34i'm gonna sleep on the floor you can take the bed
00:33:38thanks
00:33:40hey
00:33:42are you sure you're okay
00:33:44look fake marriage aside i'm your husband for the next few days so if there's something you need
00:33:49i can help
00:33:51i want to help
00:33:52he's piper's father he has a right to know
00:33:57um max
00:33:59how would you feel if you found out you had a kid
00:34:06a child
00:34:08no no no that's that's impossible i'm very careful mostly
00:34:15i just mean i'm not the type of guy to sleep around family to me is a big commitment and
00:34:21i don't
00:34:21want any loose ends you know right he wouldn't want a kid tying him down
00:34:28i shouldn't tell him about piper
00:34:31why do you ask
00:34:33no reason just just curious
00:34:36no i i feel like you're going somewhere with this what
00:34:41no
00:34:41well then can i ask you a question
00:34:45shoot
00:34:51where did you get these and how did you know my exact size i did not get those i don't
00:34:57know where
00:34:58those came from are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract
00:35:19elan the truth is is that i
00:35:24go go go go go go go just a second come in hey helen
00:35:42oh sorry for interrupting but uh piper is asking for a bedtime story before i tuck around
00:35:48you think you could take this one dad we're kind of in the middle of something i can see that
00:35:54well why don't i read it to her i mean if you don't if you don't mind
00:35:58well that a boy you know what just put a shirt on i'm gonna go get her piper here comes
00:36:05grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle and away they all flew like the down of
00:36:14a thistle
00:36:15but i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight
00:36:19merry christmas to all and to all a good night
00:36:26if piper knew he was her real dad she'd be over the moon
00:36:30good night piper
00:36:35is her dad still around yeah but he doesn't know it because you're her dad uh no that man has
00:36:44no idea
00:36:45what a treasure he's missing out on
00:36:51do you really think so from the bottom of my heart maybe i should tell him he deserves to know
00:37:05max
00:37:10you're piper's father
00:37:18i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:43where's piper
00:37:46she must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:38:04god he's such a good kisser
00:38:14just gonna kiss and run
00:38:17not on my watch
00:38:22yeah this i remember this
00:38:35good morning you two love bugs how was your stay at chateau smith
00:38:41good morning miss smith it was uh it was great
00:38:43wonderful well it's about to get even better oh no what is that sardines and saltines it's a smith
00:38:54family classic it was my gram gram's favorite during wartime don't be shy go ahead grab a handful
00:39:01max you don't have to no no it's okay it's a smith family staple
00:39:16okay
00:39:26good
00:39:28good
00:39:29scrunchies
00:39:31well you two better get dressed you gotta go see aunt miranda
00:39:36could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda and her brood this
00:39:42year
00:39:43what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i says piper's a fatherless
00:39:49brat and i'm
00:39:51hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:57better have sam on standby tonight just in case
00:40:00well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15wait that earring
00:40:18wait that earring you like it
00:40:21i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years ago did you lose it seven years ago
00:40:27i don't really remember the details but luckily i was able to find a new pair
00:40:33right yeah it's just a common earring anyone can have it maybe i'm reading too much into it
00:40:39she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:43so ava and piper still aren't here but derrick said that ava got married
00:40:50what kind of man could she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim pickings
00:40:58i heard he's in waste management that explains it she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:05oh please miranda look eva is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a
00:41:12random one-night stand her track record speaks for itself exactly not like my sierra married to a
00:41:19legal advisor for harrison group oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:32merry christmas everybody merry christmas you must be grandpa harold i am
00:41:39i'm eva's husband max pleasure to meet you welcome you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous
00:41:49but as handsome as you look at you two you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:54merry christmas grandpa this is for max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for
00:42:02you
00:42:02daddy oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag mommy's
00:42:13right
00:42:13you mean all high you little you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will lose yours
00:42:21oh i think you
00:42:24broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother my husband is harrison group's top legal advisor
00:42:30he could ruin your life
00:42:44honey are you okay i'm fine i'm just sweat huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:52what are you
00:42:54don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:01you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave my family out of
00:43:07this
00:43:09her family she needs me
00:43:16you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:23i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to
00:43:29hear that
00:43:29you're using his company's name to bully people like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks let's call
00:43:36him i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side please who do you think you are
00:43:41enough
00:43:44there will be no arguing during christmas fine dad let it go nathan they're just jealous
00:43:54for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan a thank you i think you owe
00:44:02me a thank
00:44:02you for slapping some sense into you do you want me to get the other cheek all right that's enough
00:44:07everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:29is this a joke can you please pass me some food hold it who said you could eat anything else
00:44:36my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:43my husband and i paid for this feast king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu three times the
00:44:52price 50 times the flavor and you don't get a single bite it's just petty maybe so but gourmet food
00:45:01isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay and eat with you come on let's go no no
00:45:09don't
00:45:10you dare leave our family dinner grandpa i'm sorry but they're treating us like i i know dear i just
00:45:17want
00:45:17have our family together fine we'll let the strays sit and eat with us better a stray than a bitch
00:45:24what was that
00:45:29i just want to have our family together fine we'll stay
00:45:33can i have a little navel it's okay sweetie we'll get something right after like drive-through
00:45:42i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:45:49no strays
00:45:50you hit my child you're crazy well if you teach her some manners maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:04don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:08don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:11don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:15piper sweetie are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:22okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:28actually i do he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be
00:46:40the best king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way bring that king crab from antarctica i'm
00:46:50already on my way you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from antarctica
00:46:59now i get why you married him eva his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:04vux what are you doing don't worry about it sweetheart santa's already on his way actually
00:47:11five four three two
00:47:19a helicopter
00:47:27there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off sam is like family i thought i'd introduce you to thanks boss
00:47:40boss eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who i really am eva i think it's
00:47:46time
00:47:46you actually know the truth i'm maximus harrison you're the ceo of harrison group
00:47:59come on you can stop kidding around if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be
00:48:06my
00:48:06husband no i actually am the ceo come on you can stop the charade okay this is just another favor
00:48:12from
00:48:12that big wig friend isn't it eva i'm not pretending mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:31how is this possible this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef who are you
00:48:40i told you i'm eva's husband that chef called him mr harrison wait no hold on you're the actual ceo
00:48:51of the harrison group you're worth more than some whole countries some of the small ones i mean you
00:48:59know that you work for me oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished
00:49:10oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:17pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move worth every penny i'm paying him for tonight
00:49:23your feast ends and with that your career you're fired fired sam
00:49:34god i can't be fired what mr harrison please you can have as much crab as you want please mr
00:49:44harrison
00:49:44i'll do anything guys take out the trash
00:49:53and you oh me mr harrison come on that was a christmas joke a family tradition yeah well there's a
00:50:03new
00:50:03family tradition sam will you do me the honors glassy
00:50:16that's a new one
00:50:17merry christmas
00:50:17oh father do something well you kind of deserve that i'm leaving
00:50:27Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:34Come on, sweetie.
00:50:36Daddy had this crap line just for you.
00:50:38Eat as much as you want.
00:50:39Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:44I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:46I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:48Honestly?
00:50:50This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:52Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:54Just like this.
00:50:56Does he really mean that?
00:50:57Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:59I can't tell.
00:51:01And that terrifies me.
00:51:07Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:09I brought you a gift.
00:51:10Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:17Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:21Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:24Tell me everything.
00:51:25Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small-town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:31Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:34A high school dropout?
00:51:36In the Harrison family?
00:51:39Not a chance.
00:51:44She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:47Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:49Silence.
00:51:50Get me the address where she works.
00:51:52It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:53That's nice.
00:51:55We own that one.
00:51:56Good work.
00:51:58But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:09Thanks.
00:52:10So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:16Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:19And how about you?
00:52:23Me?
00:52:24Yeah.
00:52:26Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:31Eva.
00:52:43That birthmark.
00:52:44Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:51Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:53So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:56No feelings, no complications.
00:52:58That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:00Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:02Max.
00:53:03Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:06It's cold.
00:53:08Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:12Max.
00:53:14I need to tell you something.
00:53:17Something important.
00:53:19What's gotten into her?
00:53:21Is she hiding something?
00:53:22Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:26I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:32Piper is...
00:53:35Piper is...
00:53:36Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:39Sweetie.
00:53:40Oh, my gosh.
00:53:41It's unswollen.
00:53:42Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:45Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:46Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:50Come on, Piper.
00:53:54Okay, let me see.
00:53:58I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:02But that's not true.
00:54:04You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:08Uh...
00:54:08Daddy!
00:54:09No!
00:54:14Well...
00:54:17Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:22Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:26Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:28Really?
00:54:28Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:33You think it was Scar?
00:54:39I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:41Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:43I have one, too.
00:54:45Dad.
00:54:46I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:48Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:51Really?
00:54:52No way.
00:54:53No, it was actually a cactus.
00:54:55But it's still cool.
00:54:59I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:05Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:06My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:14And how old are you?
00:55:15Six.
00:55:17Six?
00:55:17That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:20Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:22Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:27What do I even say?
00:55:29And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:31Sorry, honey.
00:55:32This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:36Um, yeah.
00:55:39Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:42Eva.
00:55:47Okay, look.
00:55:51Piper is...
00:55:57Go on.
00:56:03Must be an emergency.
00:56:06Excuse me.
00:56:07Sorry.
00:56:08I'll take this.
00:56:15Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:17Yeah.
00:56:19Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:22I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:27Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:30I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:33She's a high school dropout.
00:56:35Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:37And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:40I'm Eva's husband, Max, that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:50I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:52You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:54Your mother would take her away.
00:56:55After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:00うわ.
00:57:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:57:01Maximus?
00:57:02Are you even listening to me?
00:57:04No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:57:06I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:07Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:09I'm not leaving her.
00:57:12Eva?
00:57:19Thank you!
00:57:24This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:31Oh, wow!
00:57:33That's so cool. What did you make?
00:57:35Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:39Thank you so much.
00:57:40Thanks, guys.
00:57:46Damn, these are nice!
00:57:49Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:56Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:58It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:00Here, I'll go with you.
00:58:01Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:03Ready? Ready?
00:58:03Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:06What have we got, guys?
00:58:06Walking home from our house.
00:58:08Christmas Eve!
00:58:13You never told me.
00:58:17Have we met before?
00:58:22Have we met before?
00:58:25She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:30I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:33Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:45I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:46Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:47They're very common.
00:58:48I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:52No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:56Maybe.
00:58:59Are you okay?
00:59:02Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:05No.
00:59:06I'm fine.
00:59:09Um...
00:59:10Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:14I got you this.
00:59:15You got me a gift, too?
00:59:17Tis the season.
00:59:19Open it.
00:59:33Gloves.
00:59:35Did you make these?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38I know this is a fake marriage, but...
00:59:40that's Christmas.
00:59:42You've already done so much for me,
00:59:43I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:48How do they feel?
00:59:49Warm, right?
00:59:50Yeah.
00:59:52Warm.
00:59:54Soft.
00:59:57Perfect.
01:00:02Thank you, Eva.
01:00:04I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:08Really?
01:00:10Yeah, my mom.
01:00:11She partied all the time.
01:00:12And...
01:00:13I got gifts.
01:00:14Plenty of them, but...
01:00:16Um...
01:00:17I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:20Nothing...
01:00:21personal.
01:00:22Well, you deserve it.
01:00:24You're a good guy.
01:00:26And...
01:00:27Someday you'll...
01:00:29find...
01:00:29someone special...
01:00:31to...
01:00:31spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:34What if that day's today?
01:00:39What if I already found someone special?
01:00:43Right here.
01:01:09Max...
01:01:10We can't...
01:01:12If you want me to stop,
01:01:13you better tell me right now.
01:01:19Come on.
01:01:21I don't want you to stop.
01:01:28No matter how many years pass,
01:01:30I still can't resist him.
01:01:35If you want him...
01:01:44Just...
01:01:45Trust me.
01:01:46And you.
01:01:46I just...
01:01:46I want you.
01:01:49Trust me.
01:01:52Trust me.
01:01:53Trust me.
01:01:55Trust me.
01:01:55Oh, God, you were trying to be fucking insane.
01:01:59Trust me.
01:02:00Trust.
01:02:01Trust me.
01:02:01Piper!
01:02:11Piper?
01:02:13She can't see us.
01:02:32Eva?
01:02:37Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:26You still wouldn't give it to me.
01:03:29I can't see you.
01:03:30Honestly, it's better than me.
01:03:31I don't know.
01:03:33I can't or I can't...
01:03:44It's better...
01:03:53I don't know...
01:03:54What is calling me this morning?
01:03:59hello hello Eva Smith I'm Max's mother name your price what will it take for
01:04:06you to leave my son alone what we both know my son is way out of your league
01:04:12take the money leave my granddaughter with us and go my son will find a
01:04:18better wife and a better mother for his child Piper is my daughter and no amount
01:04:23of money you offer could ever make me give her up so you keep your money and
01:04:27I'll leave on my own but I am NOT handing Piper over to you
01:04:32there's my beautiful wife
01:04:38you okay
01:04:43look we made it through Christmas so I think it's best we go our separate ways
01:04:50what are you talking about it's over it's not that hard to understand
01:04:59Eva wait
01:05:03so last night meant nothing to you
01:05:10Max it's not real none of it was real
01:05:13so this is just a goodbye didn't realize I was so disposable for you
01:05:21look
01:05:23last night
01:05:25I let my guard down but I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper and being with you
01:05:31can mess up everything between us
01:05:32just tell me what you need
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:05:38a good father
01:05:39just say the word
01:05:46you don't get it
01:05:48you don't get it
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York
01:06:03I won't give up on us
01:06:20are we here?
01:06:22yes
01:06:23as much as I don't want us to be
01:06:26we're back
01:06:30Piper
01:06:30sweetie wake up
01:06:31we're home
01:06:36how can she just walk away?
01:06:46don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:06:47it's part of the agreement too
01:06:50can I just pay you a little extra and skip it
01:06:53you promised
01:06:54Eva I haven't asked you for much
01:06:57can you do this for me please?
01:07:00alright fine
01:07:02when?
01:07:04two days
01:07:05I'll come pick you up
01:07:06no need
01:07:08just send me the address and I'm either
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought
01:07:17but she still really likes you
01:07:20so don't give up
01:07:21okay daddy
01:07:23thank you sweetie
01:07:24if there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today
01:07:50time to finally tell her the truth
01:07:53boss
01:07:55boss
01:07:59lady and gentlemen
01:08:00I am so sorry
01:08:02I need to go win back my family
01:08:04family?
01:08:05boss you okay?
01:08:07never better
01:08:10go get her Max
01:08:14give it your best smile
01:08:16ah there he is
01:08:19Maximus darling
01:08:21I have some prospects for you
01:08:23nice high society girls from the city
01:08:29oh
01:08:31I told you
01:08:32I already found the woman I love
01:08:40Maximus stop this
01:08:42that Eva woman is scamming you son
01:08:46tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:49and I'll find you another
01:08:50you are heir to the Harrison dynasty
01:08:53no I'm not
01:08:56oh
01:08:57I work in waste management
01:08:59and I'm a secret crime boss
01:09:01I'm Eva's husband
01:09:02and I'm a father
01:09:05what?
01:09:20that's her
01:09:21the woman who got my son
01:09:23head over heels
01:09:26hi
01:09:26welcome in
01:09:27can I help you find something
01:09:30I want to try those
01:09:34awesome I'll get them for you right away
01:09:37are you
01:09:38sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:43no no no
01:09:44I know what I want
01:09:46size 7
01:09:48oh baby can't even walk
01:09:50but she wants $3,000 heels
01:09:52come on
01:09:53she wants the white shoes
01:10:00ignore her
01:10:00she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:10:02here let me help you
01:10:04come on
01:10:08she
01:10:09seems kind
01:10:16I shouldn't be that impressed
01:10:18she's just doing her job
01:10:21how do they feel?
01:10:23well I love the style
01:10:24but it's too small
01:10:26I think I need a size up
01:10:28maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:33right away
01:10:34I'll be right back
01:10:35she's not only kind
01:10:37she's patient
01:10:38was I wrong about her?
01:10:55are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:58well who gives a shit
01:11:00she can't walk
01:11:04that's just pure evil
01:11:09oh come on
01:11:10St. Eva
01:11:11she's in a wheelchair
01:11:13who cares?
01:11:14it's the last pair
01:11:15I get paid commission
01:11:22I'm not doing that
01:11:24Vanessa
01:11:25see
01:11:26this
01:11:28is your whole problem
01:11:30this
01:11:31is why you'll always be broke
01:11:34I don't care
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk
01:11:36or not
01:11:37I'm not selling her joke
01:11:40she has to deal with people like this
01:11:42people who insult her all day
01:11:46I'm your manager
01:11:51sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:53or you're fired
01:12:00did I stutter?
01:12:06you don't have to fire me
01:12:09I quit
01:12:15I don't work here anymore
01:12:18listen
01:12:19don't buy the shoes
01:12:20they're broken
01:12:22spend your heart and money elsewhere
01:12:23okay?
01:12:24you're a good person
01:12:25after all
01:12:28looks like I misjudged you
01:12:30I'm sorry?
01:12:33why are you still here Eva?
01:12:36get out
01:12:42you're not disabled?
01:12:43selling a broken heel
01:12:45to someone you thought
01:12:46what was handicapped
01:12:48absolutely shameful
01:12:49who are you?
01:12:51I am the chairwoman
01:12:53of the Harrison Group
01:12:55and the owner of this store
01:12:58you're Eleanor Harrison
01:13:00mother of the CEO?
01:13:02I am
01:13:03and you my dear
01:13:05are fired
01:13:07what did I do?
01:13:10you are a good person
01:13:13from now on
01:13:14this store is yours to run
01:13:19are you serious?
01:13:23that's right
01:13:24don't be nervous child
01:13:27you are professional
01:13:29responsible
01:13:30far better than that
01:13:32two-bit manager
01:13:36you
01:13:37out
01:13:38I'll leave
01:13:42I'm leaving
01:13:45I
01:13:46I
01:13:47feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:49no
01:13:50don't worry
01:13:51you're getting a promotion
01:13:53you deserve it
01:13:55my dear
01:13:57thank you
01:13:58first assignment
01:13:59I want that row
01:14:02and that row
01:14:03and the entire
01:14:05display case
01:14:07pack it all up
01:14:08and bring it to my house
01:14:09hmm?
01:14:10okay
01:14:10yeah
01:14:13once we're home
01:14:14I'll tell her
01:14:15I'm her mother-in-law
01:14:16I can't wait
01:14:18to finally meet
01:14:18my granddaughter
01:14:26she's the mother of a CEO
01:14:28of course she lives like this
01:14:39Mrs. Harrison
01:14:41I'm here with your delivery
01:14:45Max?
01:14:46Eva
01:14:48what are you doing here?
01:14:50I uh
01:14:51there you are Eva
01:14:55wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:57my new daughter-in-law
01:15:00what are you
01:15:01that means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:15:10well I tried to tell you but
01:15:11stop
01:15:13and you
01:15:14you lied to me at the store
01:15:17you were both just testing me?
01:15:19is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:22I'm sorry Eva
01:15:23I thought you might be using my son
01:15:25just after his money
01:15:26but I was wrong
01:15:28Eva please
01:15:29I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:31not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:34how could you think that of me?
01:15:36it's not like that dear
01:15:38Eva what are you talking about?
01:15:41mom
01:15:42what did you do?
01:15:43I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:46we're not together
01:15:48and I can't love something that was never real
01:15:54I made a horrible mistake
01:15:57what are you waiting for son?
01:15:59go after her
01:16:03Eva
01:16:04let me go
01:16:05I swear it's not what you think
01:16:07we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:09stop pretending like you care
01:16:10I'm not pretending
01:16:11okay
01:16:12I can't fake what we have
01:16:14and everything I've done for you
01:16:15and Piper
01:16:16this is real
01:16:21touch my wife again
01:16:23and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:25Max you came
01:16:27God you are driving me fucking insane
01:16:32I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:34a good father
01:16:35just say the word
01:16:40see
01:16:42stop fighting
01:16:45we belong together
01:16:48you're wrong
01:16:49wrong about what?
01:16:51that you care?
01:16:53or we belong together?
01:16:55look I already told you
01:16:56we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:58now I held up my end of the deal
01:17:00and I met your mother
01:17:01like we discussed
01:17:03I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:08Eva
01:17:11Eva
01:17:14I'm sorry Maximus
01:17:15walking away is the only choice I have
01:17:24ow
01:17:26are you okay mommy?
01:17:28yeah sweetie
01:17:29I'm fine
01:17:30come here
01:17:38no you're not fine
01:17:40you're sad
01:17:43I'm okay sweetie
01:17:46I miss daddy too
01:17:51I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:56don't you want to be with him?
01:18:00love bug
01:18:02you're right
01:18:03what am I doing?
01:18:04running like a coward?
01:18:07I've always taught you to be brave
01:18:10now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:18:13I believe in you
01:18:15what are you gonna do mommy?
01:18:17I know exactly what to say to him
01:18:22Maximus deserves to know
01:18:23Piper is his daughter
01:18:32enough sulking
01:18:33go get your wife
01:18:35and my grandbaby back
01:18:37don't you think I want to?
01:18:39she doesn't want me
01:18:41I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:43your daughter is still out there
01:18:44you can't abandon her
01:18:46mom you don't get it
01:18:47I made a deal with Eva
01:18:49to play my wife
01:18:51and Piper
01:18:52she was
01:18:53an added bonus
01:18:55what are you talking about?
01:18:57I already ran a DNA test
01:19:00Piper is your daughter
01:19:02what?
01:19:03see for yourself
01:19:10I was right
01:19:11seven years ago
01:19:14New years
01:19:15that woman was evil
01:19:25Eva
01:19:27hey
01:19:29daddy
01:19:31daddy
01:19:33Piper
01:19:34I missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:44you came back
01:19:48I
01:19:51don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:58I
01:19:59I
01:19:59I was scared
01:20:02but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:05because what we have is real
01:20:06and it's worth fighting for
01:20:09sweetheart
01:20:10I have
01:20:11something to tell you
01:20:13I have something to tell you too
01:20:17Piper is your daughter
01:20:19you knew
01:20:20my sweet granddaughter
01:20:22mama
01:20:23oh
01:20:27I just found out for sure
01:20:28a few minutes ago
01:20:29but you've known this whole time?
01:20:31I was scared
01:20:32okay
01:20:32I didn't know
01:20:33if you were going to take her from me
01:20:34I didn't know
01:20:35how you were feeling
01:20:38how could you not know
01:20:39how I felt?
01:20:51I love you Eva
01:20:54I love you too
01:20:56I promise
01:20:58for the rest of my life
01:20:59I'm going to make it up to you
01:21:02as long as we're together
01:21:03it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:15will you marry me Eva?
01:21:17for real this time?
01:21:19yes
01:21:21yes of course
01:21:22I'll marry you
01:21:35looks like you're stuck with me
01:21:36the next Christmas
01:21:37and the Christmas after that
01:21:39and forever
01:21:42I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:49who's that?
01:21:51Eva!
01:21:54take me back!
01:21:57I'm sorry
01:21:58I struck your tire!
01:22:02looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:04again
01:22:08no?
01:22:09not funny?
01:22:10not funny?
01:22:10not funny?
01:22:10not funny?
01:22:10not funny?
01:22:10not funny?
01:22:11not funny?
01:22:11not funny?
01:22:11not funny?
01:22:12not funny?
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