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00:21You sure you guys don't want some?
00:23No, thank you, love. I'm...
00:26...untolerant.
00:28My stepmom can't eat peanuts.
00:31She actually almost died on a cruise. It's crazy.
00:35So what's on your mind? What can we do for you?
00:38What's up?
00:42You wanna go first?
00:45No, you go.
00:48Um...
00:49Well, as you guys know,
00:52Ashley's been an asset to the club's F&B department for almost two years.
00:57There's literally no reason why I would know that.
00:59We, um...
01:01We're very thankful for her contributions.
01:08Do you wanna go?
01:10You go.
01:11Okay.
01:12Well, um...
01:14Given her valuable contributions,
01:17we, um, couldn't help but wonder if there aren't maybe other opportunities that could better fit her, uh, expertise.
01:27Well, given she never graduated, I think she fits pretty perfectly where she is.
01:32Well, if I may say this, Josh, it seems like with all the changes at the club, the new owner
01:38and what have you, it would be very beneficial to everyone for the status, quote, to be maintained vis-a
01:48-vis what has transpired.
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:52Well, I don't know what you think transpired, Austin, but this is... this is really not how we do things
02:00around here.
02:01Yeah. Look, if she's unsatisfied, you know, we can ask around.
02:06Maybe there'll be a motel in the area that's willing to hire someone without a high school diploma.
02:10Hey, that's uncalled for, man.
02:11This whole meeting is uncalled for, man.
02:14Okay, I think it's time for you guys to film.
02:15This is really a human resources issue.
02:17Yeah, you can tell your side of the story.
02:19Yeah, and we'll tell us.
02:19And we'll tell our side, and our side is that we were at home having a heated discussion.
02:24Debate.
02:25A lively debate amongst husband and wife.
02:27In the privacy of our own home.
02:28We saw two employees trespassing on our property.
02:30We're peeking around in the back garden, which is illegal.
02:31Yeah, you know, and if it's not, I know the blackmailing is.
02:34Yes, exactly.
02:35Baby, Lizzie!
02:36I need a shit!
02:37So we'll turn it up.
02:38Don't fucking touch me!
02:39Don't fucking touch me!
02:40No! Stop this! Stop this!
02:42Baby, Lizzie!
02:44There we go!
02:46Don't fucking touch me!
02:48Don't fucking touch me!
02:48Stop it!
02:49Stop it!
02:50Don't fucking touch me!
02:50Baby, Lizzie!
02:52Don't fucking touch me!
02:54Don't fucking touch me!
03:01Don't fucking touch me!
03:02So what do you want?
03:12Holy shit!
03:1445k, 10 days paid vacation, and fucking health insurance.
03:19We're set. We are set for life.
03:22For sure.
03:24Hey, when we get home, can you help me find a good doctor?
03:26I wonder if they can bundle something with the cyst surgery.
03:29Do I have any weird moles they can remove?
03:34What's wrong?
03:35Nothing. You got a big one right by your scapula.
03:38Are you feeling guilty or something?
03:42Because we're not bad people. They are.
03:45Yeah, totally. They suck.
03:47Late-stage capitalism. Just like you said.
03:49I mean, we agreed to do this for a future baby.
03:52No, I know.
03:55It just feels like we left a lot on the table, negotiation-wise.
04:00All we need is health insurance and anything more, and it sounds like blackmail.
04:07I just wonder if maybe we could have gotten something from me, too.
04:13You know?
04:14Oh.
04:15I'm just now realizing that we didn't even think about that.
04:19Do you want to go back?
04:19No. It's too late now.
04:23Fine. It's fine.
04:27Just, it's felt weird, is all.
04:32You know what feels weird is this growing cyst inside me that could become a medical emergency at any given
04:37moment, but, okay.
04:39No, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
04:42I'm sorry.
04:44I can't imagine how scary that is.
04:46Yeah, it's really scary.
04:57It's never a fight like this again. Okay?
05:00Mm-hmm.
05:02I love you.
05:05I love you, too.
05:10All employees must maintain the highest standards of personal and professional conduct, both during and outside of work hours.
05:18Any behavior that may harm the company's reputation may be grounds for termination.
05:22Yeah. We really got to update that.
05:24Yeah.
05:26The video looks so much worse than what actually happened, right?
05:29I mean, it's like they zoomed in and...
05:33Yeah.
05:33The technology is just so fucked up.
05:36You sure you want to eat those?
05:39God knows what they put in them.
05:42I mean, what the fuck is wrong with kids these days?
05:45Entitlement.
05:47Sorry, if I had pulled this shit back at Soho House, Kevin Nader would have cut my fucking bollocks off.
05:51Kevin, Kevin was a good boss.
05:52Yeah, I've come to realize now why he ran such a tight ship.
05:56Oh, my QL's cramping up.
05:57Use the foam roller.
06:00Ow.
06:01Ow.
06:04Ooh!
06:06These fucking kids don't know who they messed with.
06:09We have so many more years' experience being petty.
06:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:13Listen, we're not going to make it worse.
06:14We're lucky all she wants is health insurance.
06:17When I was at Oliver Peoples, I made everyone hate this one kid until he quit.
06:21He had no idea it was me.
06:23Mark Ritter.
06:25What a cunt.
06:26Stop.
06:27Stop.
06:29Promoting her is the only move.
06:30Done.
06:31Well, so they're just going to get away with it.
06:32No consequences.
06:34Linz, if that video got out, I'd be fired in two seconds.
06:37Josh, they are going to lord this over us for the rest of our lives.
06:40No one's lording, okay?
06:41There's no lording.
06:43I'm going to promote her tomorrow.
06:44She deletes the video.
06:45We move on.
06:46Until they surprise us with, like, a backup video literally the next time they want something.
06:49Well, you know what?
06:50I can only put out the present fire, not the non-existent one.
06:52Or you could prevent the next fire by chopping down these two unbelievably shit trees.
06:59What do you want me to do?
06:59We can't fire her.
07:00We can't call the cops.
07:08All right.
07:09Crazy thought.
07:12What if you quit?
07:15Linz.
07:15No, I'm...
07:17You know, hear me out.
07:18If...
07:20If you leave the club, the video is of no use to them, right?
07:25Okay.
07:26And then what?
07:27Where am I going to get a job?
07:30How are we going to pay for this place?
07:33We'll sell it.
07:35We can downsize.
07:37Really?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Are you kidding me?
07:39You would not be happy downsizing.
07:41Look around.
07:41It's all upsized.
07:43All upsized.
07:44I know.
07:45It sounds mad.
07:46But this could be a fresh start for us.
07:50We could take out a loan, get credit cards.
07:54We'd have time to actually enjoy things.
07:56We could go to concerts.
07:57You could play music again.
07:58I don't know.
08:01Maybe this is exactly what we needed to get back on track.
08:07Can you just consider it genuinely for a moment?
08:15I mean...
08:20I'm...
08:21I'm...
08:21I'm going to promote her tomorrow.
08:22Okay?
08:23It's going to be all right.
08:24It's going to be all right.
08:25I let people win every day.
08:28We'll manage it.
08:29It's...
08:30Literally my job.
08:32General...
08:33General manager.
08:39I'm sure you'll figure it out as well.
08:41I'm sure you'll figure it out as well.
08:45Oh.
08:45They're going to be all right.
08:51They're going to be all right.
08:56It's going to be all right.
08:57It's going to be...
09:05We're going to make you all so bad.
09:08They're going to be all right.
09:09Well, we're not looking for them.
09:12Maybe it's going to be all right.
09:14We'll make you all right.
09:14We'll be hearing everything.
09:14They're going to be Jessie and there.
09:15something about the 30% discount because that was a good deal. No, I stand by that. You've been
09:20great. You've been a wonderful member of the team. This is Park. It's purely fiscal. Fuck your fiscal.
09:26Okay, Deb, I know the emotions are really high right now. Yeah, they're high. Every right to be angry.
09:31Oh, my God. It's a bad situation for all of us.
09:51This guy sucks, Josh. Ashley always had that yogurt honey bar I liked, and she had a great face, too.
09:56Yeah, we had to find somebody to cover Bev Carr last minute, but it's no excuse. You're absolutely right.
10:00All right. Can you cop the drinks, at least? Yeah, let me take care of that, and I'll call you
10:05back.
10:05He's taking care of it. Put the fear of God in. Hey, there she is. Hi. Sorry, is that all
10:11good to all?
10:11Yeah, sure. No, I wanted to check in with you right when you got in. How are we doing? Everything
10:15to your liking?
10:16Oh, yeah. Thanks. Please close the door and have a seat. Have a little chit-chat.
10:23Um, so... So, how do you want to go about this? Do you want to delete the video now, or
10:30do you want to wait until you settle in more?
10:33Uh, yeah. Either way. Um, but I actually went ahead and took on some of Deb's workload.
10:39Oh, you don't have to do that. No, no, I want to. That's manager stuff, so it's okay.
10:43Oh, but, um, I did it. So, this one goes with this one. Oh, um, yeah, just, yeah.
10:52Um, and if you just give me the old autograph, then I'll be able to finance to cut checks.
10:56Yeah, awesome. Uh, FYI, though, we can't pay M&L Pony Rides, because they don't exist anymore.
11:03M died. And we already paid them. This invoice is old.
11:07Sorry, I-I didn't see an updated one in Deb's files, so...
11:10Yeah, a lot of, uh, Deb's most up-to-date files were in her head, unfortunately.
11:14Yeah, a lot of these are filled out wrong. I'll, uh, I'll go through them.
11:16No, I can do it. There just wasn't, like, an orientation or anything.
11:19Hey, Ashley, you won. It's okay. You won. You don't have to do any of this. You just have to
11:22delete the video. Okay?
11:25Yeah, okay.
11:26Okay. Um, here.
11:34Wait.
11:36And they're recently deleted?
11:38Oh, yeah. The, uh...
11:43I assume you backed it up to the cloud or whatever, but I guess there's not much I can do
11:46about that, right?
11:54Uh, well, you could walk me through everything and, like, you know, get me familiar with my responsibilities and whatnot.
12:05Only if you have time. I'm not trying to force you.
12:07No, no, no, no, no. We'll, we'll get, uh, an orientation on the books.
12:10Great.
12:10Anything else you need?
12:11Um, I don't think so.
12:15Okay.
12:16Oh, could I have one of those real name thingies for my office?
12:21Copy that.
12:25Thanks.
12:29Hey, you're a really good GM.
12:32Oh, nice. Appreciate that.
12:36See you.
12:41Oh, my God, she's lording.
12:43She's fucking lording.
12:48There are three common mistakes everyone makes with a glute bridge.
12:53See how my knees are rolling forward right now?
12:55Stack them above your ankles.
12:58Boom.
12:58That is a glute exercise.
13:00Not a lower back one.
13:03Hmm.
13:04Hmm.
13:08Hmm.
13:16I'm working right now.
13:36You okay?
13:38Sorry, I know you're busy.
13:39I, I was gonna go during lunch, but I have an orientation now.
13:43Yeah, we're both so busy today.
13:45Yeah.
13:46Can you please do this for me?
13:48Our whole future's riding on this job.
13:50Why are you so stressed?
13:51We have the videos still.
13:52I know, but I still have to do a good job.
13:55If someone talks shit and the owner fires me, then I can do my surgery,
13:58and then I lose my health insurance, and you can't get yours,
14:01and then we can't pay our bills.
14:03And then we're doing ASMR mukbangs in my car for rent money.
14:06So, can you please go to H&M?
14:08Hello?
14:09Did I lose you?
14:10Sorry, reception's weird.
14:11Yeah, I'll go to H&M.
14:12Oh my gosh.
14:13Thank you, thank you.
14:14Hey, I love you.
14:36Oh my God, I'm gonna start crying just talking about it.
14:38But our silent auction raised over $100,000 for Save the Frogs.
14:43It's all thanks to you, Eva.
14:44Oh, stop.
14:45It was a team effort.
14:47Linz, could you check on the food?
14:50Could you check on the food?
14:52Oh my God, people went so crazy betting on that dinner with Woosh.
14:56I mean, he's so fucking hot.
14:58I don't even like tennis, and I'm taking lessons.
15:01I think he has a crush on me.
15:04He sent me a little text.
15:06I would never, of course.
15:08But, sweetie, he texted all of us.
15:12He's gonna send a few more flirty texts and try to sell you skincare.
15:18Yeah.
15:20Right, I mean, that's why I didn't reply.
15:22Eva, did you buy anything from Woosh?
15:24Your skin looks amazing.
15:26Oh, thanks.
15:27No, same old routine.
15:29Just a little aquaphor before bed.
15:33Linz, you should talk to Woosh about the travel packages.
15:36They're only 40K, and Korean lasers knock like 10 years off your face.
15:42Right, yeah.
15:44Well, that's a good deal.
15:46I should look into that.
15:47Oh, before I forget, Linz, could you tell Josh to book the conference room for us next week?
15:51It is so hard to focus in here.
15:54Do you know what, Eva?
16:00We actually promoted someone.
16:02For this very reason.
16:04Oh, yeah?
16:05Yeah.
16:06Her name's Ashley Miller.
16:08Let me give you her cell.
16:10Any requests you have, grievances.
16:13Honestly, even just personal, Linz, you can just reach out to her directly.
16:16You can think of her as a personal concierge.
16:19That is such a great idea.
16:21I know, right?
16:25Right.
16:26I'm going to go and pinch a stick from someone.
16:28Let you all carry on.
16:32When did she start smoking?
16:34There's going to be a lot of people, and the event's going to come up fast.
16:38You need to update accounts payable and make sure that quarterly projections track with the allocation of the carnival feathers.
16:44You following me so far?
16:46Got it.
16:46Now, the way that Deb and I like to work together for the last 16 years, we would give our
16:52vendors enough lead time, given the supply chain issues that come with delivering a luxurious evening of tropical dreams.
17:00You understand?
17:01Ann.
17:02Yes.
17:03Got it.
17:04S-E-M-wise, are you the point for towels?
17:07I think so.
17:08You are not.
17:10Towels are vendor-managed inventory.
17:13I was going to say.
17:15Mm-hmm.
17:15Oh, I'm so sorry.
17:17You know, Josh didn't give me much of a heads-up about your promotion.
17:21Yeah, no, it all happened so fast.
17:23It's a big step up on a beverage cart.
17:26Where'd you go to college?
17:28Uh, actually, in lieu of college, I decided to gain, uh, managerial experience, uh, in the food and beverage sector.
17:38Oh, managerial.
17:40Yeah, yeah, managing in the, uh, the registrarial capacity.
17:44And where was that?
17:46Uh, I think it was Albertson's, um, oh, um, take us, uh, as a city of Oxnard.
18:02Oh, my God.
18:03Asher's a fucking idiot.
18:05This one's wrong, too.
18:06They're all wrong.
18:21Mono Vista Point.
18:22Josh speaking.
18:23Hey, sorry to call at work.
18:24Your cell had some voicemail.
18:25No worries.
18:26You okay?
18:27I'm fine.
18:28Not a good time?
18:28Yeah, yeah, of course.
18:30Uh, hey, I'm sorry that I didn't send any money this month.
18:32It's just been really crazy with, uh, the new owner and everything.
18:35It's okay.
18:36We're doing fine.
18:37Okay, are you sure?
18:38Because, uh, I can send some now if it's urgent.
18:40We're good.
18:41Funeral's paid off.
18:42Chipping away at the hospital, though.
18:44Nice.
18:45Slowly but surely, right?
18:47Hey, so, some of your mail got sent to mom's.
18:52Uh, oh, yeah?
18:53That's, uh, that's weird.
18:55Uh, yeah.
18:56They're from a debt collector.
18:58Oh, oh, God.
19:00How?
19:00Oof, sorry about that.
19:01That's, um, I'm pretty sure I paid this off.
19:05Uh, you haven't.
19:06You should call them.
19:08Okay, yeah.
19:10Wow, geez.
19:11Thanks for the heads up, sis.
19:12And, you know, I checked the joint account you had with mom.
19:16What?
19:16I, I don't think that you, you can, uh, uh, that's a lot.
19:22How did you do that?
19:23I just pretended I was mom.
19:24They haven't updated their records yet.
19:26That's illegal, Sarah.
19:28I, I really need to close that account.
19:29I couldn't help but notice that the account had a bunch of overdraft charges over the last year.
19:33Yeah, you know, like I said, I, I, you know, it's really crazy over here, and, uh, I can't really
19:37stay on top of everything, so.
19:39Josh, Josh, if you're hard up for money, you don't need to send us anything.
19:43I'm fine.
19:44Sarah, I can't believe you lied to the bank.
19:46I know you regret not being there when she passed, but sending money you don't have isn't gonna change that.
19:51Okay, you know what, like I said, uh, it's the last time I'm gonna say this, I had to work
19:56that night, it is what it is, I'm gonna send you money, goodbye.
20:02Good boy, good boy.
20:03Sit down.
20:04Beverly, sit, sit.
20:05Okay, go ahead.
20:10Ugh, fucking worse.
20:15Good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy, drop it, good boy.
20:19Uh-huh, go ahead.
20:20Look at your doors, you're cheeky.
20:22Go find it.
20:39Good boy, good boy.
20:41Drop it, drop it, good boy, go ahead.
20:43Go find it.
20:56Oh, fast reply, okay, let's see here, let's slide that out, toss on a filter,
21:14Wow.
21:27Barbarie?
21:37Barbarie?
21:44good boy good boy come here come here no more no more no more no no
22:02maybe you could come by and design my room sometime i moved in a week ago and still
22:07haven't unpacked so you just left your entire life in korea because she asked you to teach tennis here
22:12well chairwoman's always helped me out since my parents passed and you know she accounts for like
22:17two percent of korean gdp well she has appalling taste in interior design
22:25god i could say anything of that x and i'd still find it hot oh please you have a line
22:29for everyone
22:30no for real though this one's a little hot today here try this it's the best brand by far chakos
22:44wow feels so much cleaner it's a korean yeah koreans are like that it's getting a little hot out
22:54i get some on my back yeah of course sorry my hands are a bit cold no it feels really
23:04good
23:05so does truckers only make sunscreen no they got everything eye creams masks i'll bring you some
23:13samples next time i know a guy i could get you a good deal now if i wanted to see
23:17results like right
23:19away what would you recommend if you're on a media results you got to go to seoul truck us has
23:23the
23:24best skin clinic and they have this vip program where they fly you first class car service five
23:29star hotels it's crazy wow how much is that depends on what you want but the friends and family rate
23:36with a little wish and lindsay rate let's say forty thousand dollars
23:43but i mean you know it's me couldn't you knock off like a twenty percent
23:51yeah with the flights and the hotels i think the best i could do is thirty nine thousand five hundred
24:00um
24:03i really need this so could you just help me out
24:10i'm pulling a lot of strings for you could always save up yeah fine sorry
24:21start working on that overhead
24:35does the chairwoman know yes she knows she gave me permission no i mean does she know that you've been
24:43making a lot of the women here feel uncomfortable what are you talking about i mean i think she'd be
24:50pretty disappointed to hear that you've been sexually harassing members oh are you serious and
24:55frankly you're making me feel quite uncomfortable right now and the club takes allegations like this
25:00very seriously
25:05all right guys you gotta stack your knees above your ankles this isn't a lower back exercise okay
25:12it's all about your posterior chain when i won the buckus award in 2015. oh my god
25:18i'm so glad we um hate the busiest day today oh sorry were you recording something yeah i'm making
25:25a series of how-to videos i'll start with the glutes and then i'm going to work my way up
25:30the posterior
25:30chain and then i'm going to head back down who's making you do this no one i just realized i
25:36got all
25:36this knowledge you know from football when i won the buckus award in 2015. oh like all those trainer
25:41influencers you follow you don't think it's a good idea no it is it's just asking it's a great idea
25:49i'm going to clean up no no that's okay yeah um did you get a chance to pick up some
25:54clothes yeah
25:55i got some good stuff i texted a bunch but you don't reply oh yeah i'm sorry i i had
26:01the craziest day
26:02today i i was just like running around and people at work like actually need me which is it's kind
26:07of cool
26:07but i i have so much work to do do you want to do that in the bedroom then because
26:11i gotta keep on
26:12recording my videos yeah okay is everything okay though because i i don't know i feel like i'm picking
26:21up a weird energy or something i'm fine i think maybe you just might be projecting yeah maybe wait are
26:32these from goodwill yeah i went to h&m but it didn't feel right leaving the tags on and then
26:37returning so oh wow nice right so nice these are like timeless good job thanks uh i'm just gonna go
26:54try
26:54them on okay i got your back anytime anything for my girl oh that's so sweet
27:08only the best for my boys got you the 20 year this time yeah you know i'm happy for that
27:16happy
27:17it's a softer proof more refined it's very hard to find these days man this new owner better not
27:22replace you bro what what do you mean hey troy yeah tell them what you heard
27:30i didn't really hear much it's not worth stressing out over just tell me i'm not stressed i'm stressed
27:36you know i just heard she might be interviewing some folks that's all yeah who like how many i don't
27:46really know much sorry bro oh i got a capital gains situation hey troy who's that tax guy you got
27:54i think i need a little help yeah i'll check you yeah i'll park by this club saved your 20
27:59mil that's
28:00crazy what do you do like a 1031 or something but uh my guy's good you set up a buy
28:07bar i'll die for me
28:08yo it's crazy i can't even believe this shit's legal damn what asset did he make you buy i don't
28:15know
28:15money mayonnaise all i know is we making money oh party pal son of joshie now you gotta play come
28:25on
28:25over here come on just a quick one no i can't i gotta go home put your money in
28:34i mean if you guys like losing now we talk oh here we go high card wins come on let's
28:42go
28:42baby okay all right what's what you got hey josh draw for me too you got it michael
28:55tough card to beat
28:59oh
28:59shit king takes it way to go michael damn it phil i don't care baron i swear to god mike
29:08do you ever
29:08lose at anything no i don't do that thanks joshie yep all right let's do it again what's your
29:16demo at michael phelps so yep there you are it's a 5k limit back-to-back days is fun yeah
29:27it's fun
29:31i know my post said 800 but i am flexible so you know we could talk i got stuff from
29:35pretty much
29:35everybody at every level collegiate pros great guys so here we got the a1s
29:44signed by aunt ah and we got the uh jordans here 1990 jordans
29:52and here we got the tiger woods clubs so funny story about are those the bo lab 18s yeah
30:04huh you uh you're an audiophile yeah a little bit nice and nice so anyway uh funny story about these
30:13you remember when tiger went crazy at augusta yeah this is four iron that's why it's a little
30:18a little crooked you know these a chains are going for like 10k on ebay is that right yeah i'll
30:25take
30:25them off your hands right now for nine they're uh they're not for sale but i will sell you tiger
30:30woods clubs for 10k well what about the moog though none of the music stuff's for sale
30:37right huh you know that the a1s are going to appreciate by the way anthony edwards he's a future
30:46when you said anthony edwards i thought that was the the dude from er
30:55goose no no e-r yeah no i know goose from dot com what does that have to do i'm
31:01saying it's the same
31:01actor uh thank you for your time you have a good day
31:20uh wait
31:30oh wow wow
31:31please remove this one as well yes
31:39you know if the chair woman needs help with any of the equipment my fiance is a trainer here
31:45혹시 회장님께서 기구 사용에 도움이 필요하시다면 약혼자가 여기서 트레이너로 일하고 있다고
31:51합니다 우리 필요 없어요 she won't be needing that the moment
31:59he's he's he's korean
32:02oh half
32:04half
32:04절반은 한국인이랍니다
32:06oh 남자친구가 한국 사람이에요 남자친구 생각하는 마음이 이쁘네요
32:12그래요 이제 나이 들면은 친구도 가고 부모님도 떠나시고 자식마저 떠나죠
32:20그때 내 옆에 남는 사람은 내 동반자 뿐이에요
32:24she says it's sweet of you to think of your fiance
32:27내 남편한테 정말 필요한 거는 물리치료사예요
32:29what the chairwoman's husband needs is a physical therapist
32:37you know it's funny she should mention that because my fiance is a physical therapist
32:41i thought he was a trainer yeah no he is part-time but uh yeah we just never
32:46thought to have a pt here before it's genius really most members are 50s 60s they definitely
32:52keep austin busy she's smart you're english chairwoman shh don't tell only you know oh well i'm so
33:02honored and i'd be happy to set up austin as a pt if you wish perhaps the chairman should try
33:10a
33:11session with your fiancee first yes let me try first absolutely i'll set that up i chose a husband
33:1920 years younger so i can die before him and now he has more head problem than me
33:41hey babe oh uh hey i got like so many compliments on my shirt today like i love it so
33:53much
33:53no well you look so good on it so guess who's up for a full-time position at the gym
34:03i don't want to know austin davis there's another austin davis
34:13no it's you silly what how'd you do that i didn't do anything like chairwoman park just
34:22asked about you on her own she knew all about your football background i think she saw one of your
34:27videos yeah it's kind of cool right i think we should celebrate or something yeah do you want to
34:36join us but show can you put in the uh uh the triple meeting uh yeah
34:43oh there's like one little thing though um you have to be a licensed physical therapist
34:52what that's gonna take me like five years no no it's not what are you talking about i don't have
34:57a
34:57license look i just feel like we've been off lately right no i'm fine are you okay
35:12yeah i i i guess i've been feeling a bit off and i don't know i just i just feel
35:18like it'd be really
35:19good for me and us if we both worked at the club and you know moved up together
35:25better i mean i guess if you think that i hope you feel better show yeah i think it would
35:34okay
35:37hey do you remember when you lost your driver's license and you used your fake id for a year and
35:42no one noticed yeah so
35:59so dr kim is recommending the fraxel laser brow lift and some filler
36:06and i get all of this for free sure i guess uh let's see agreement
36:35do you know i'm just gonna start with a laser and i want to end up looking crazy thank you
36:42i wouldn't have been able to afford all that i think this is going to be really good for me
36:50i need you so bad ricky oh yeah no one can me like you do please don't make me go
36:56that long
36:57without you please no one gives me this dripping oh yeah did you come oh
37:47i'm not trying to say that all pornography is bad but there are good data to support the idea
37:53that if your brain learns to be aroused by watching other people have sex
37:59what the
38:25i'd like to change my security questions
38:28uh the joint account for me and my mom marta lucrecia diaz yeah i'll hold
38:48uh come on in hey bob hey uh got a couple things for you to sign yeah cool what do
38:56we need
38:58um also uh you miss asked me to leave austin's credentials with you uh swimming park gives the
39:03green line of course but uh here you go
39:09yeah perfect hey um by the way i had a look at the uh invoices you gave me i went
39:17over them
39:18and they're all good okay yeah if uh you wouldn't mind just mailing them out that all right yeah no
39:23problem of course all right thanks for doing that oh yeah uh thank you for being you yeah hey you
39:33know
39:33what i think that you're just about ready to take on more of deb's workload oh wow thank you i
39:38i i
39:39really appreciate that won't lie you down keep crushing it oh hey you're the mvp
39:57but totally worked you didn't even look i can't do this i'm coming home paint stop no this is straight
40:03a problem no the only person who needs to approve the license is josh and he already gave the thumbs
40:07up if he ever becomes an issue we just whip out the back of video and he'll fold stupid old
40:12the fuck
40:16babe
40:40Josh.
40:41One sec.
40:42I'm locked in.
40:44Did you take the day off?
40:46They got my number if they need me.
40:50What happened to all of your staff?
40:52I had to pay Michael Phelps.
40:56Okay.
40:59Um.
41:02So.
41:04I think I'm going to go and visit my parents next month.
41:07I scattered the mulch.
41:09Scattered it.
41:10Yeah.
41:11I saw that.
41:12Figured we'd grow tomatoes, zucchinis, squash, whatever.
41:15We turned the A to you into an artist retreat.
41:18Build a stage in the yard.
41:22And then we dance, baby.
41:25This is freaking me out now.
41:27Hey, did you hear what I said?
41:30Hey.
41:31Have you ever heard of a buy, borrow, die loophole?
41:35Um.
41:37Are you okay?
41:38So it's this thing that these rich fucking assholes do where they purchase an asset.
41:42Like, let's say you buy a painting for $1,000 and it appreciates to a million.
41:46Well, when you go to sell it, you've got to pay taxes, right?
41:49You hate some art.
41:50No, I love art.
41:50I love art.
41:52I love it.
41:52Monet, Manet.
41:53I love it.
41:54Because art can be collateral to get a million dollars from the bank.
41:57And while you swim in money, that art appreciates 10 mil, 20 mil.
42:03And when you die, you pass it to your kid and they sell it and bam, zero taxes.
42:07They pay no taxes.
42:08Oh, my God.
42:09Please, don't tell me you bought art.
42:11Babe, everyone is scamming.
42:14Everyone's scamming.
42:15We have been grinding away here and for what?
42:17Oh, I can smell it now.
42:18You're high and drunk.
42:20Yeah, I had a few buffs.
42:22I'm the fucking GM.
42:24Outgoing payments, I sign them.
42:27You see where I'm going, right?
42:28You see it?
42:29No.
42:30You see it?
42:30No, I don't.
42:32And you know Burberry hates the smell of marijuana.
42:36Linz, listen to me.
42:37Listen to me, Linz.
42:38Linz, listen to me.
42:40I came up with a way to skim thousands of dollars from the club.
42:46Wait, is this some kind of joke?
42:47Are you serious, Renan?
42:48The most serious.
42:49The only person other than me that mails out the invoices is now an underqualified, entitled
42:56little Gen Z with no attention to detail.
43:00She's the perfect scapegoat.
43:02This, this is how we get back on track.
43:05We finish the bed and breakfast.
43:08We focus on us.
43:11God, you're so beautiful.
43:13I miss you.
43:17We can't just disappear, Linz.
43:21We can't.
43:23Let me explain it again, okay?
43:24So you buy art.
43:43Beautiful home.
43:46It's a rental.
43:47Oh, man.
43:49Landlords, right?
43:55I'll go check on the chairwoman.
43:58To be honest.
44:12Yeah.
44:25I will go.
44:25Yea.
44:25I will go.
44:25And you'll go.
44:26And you'll go.
44:26I have to take the chairwoman.
44:27I'm going to talk to you with my husband.
44:29Eunice is going to go first to test me.
44:33Yes, I will.
44:47Now, let me talk about it.
44:50What are you doing?
44:51What are you doing?
44:53What are you doing?
44:55What are you doing?
44:57If you're not even going to lose weight,
45:00I will never stop you.
45:04I'm dying.
45:06I'm dying.
45:09I'm dying.
45:09I'm dying.
45:20I'm dying.
45:23I'm dying.
45:25I'm dying.
45:25I'm dying.
45:27I'm dying.
45:29I'm dying.
45:29I'm dying.
45:31I'm dying.
45:36I'm dying.
45:37I'm dying.
45:39I'm dying.
45:41I'm dying.
45:41Take the past, shut your eyes, mirror lies, looking glass, take the past, shut your eyes, mirror lies.
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