01:10The following is an MGM-UA home video coming attraction.
01:19Brian!
01:21Ever wonder why kids get blamed for everything just because their parents can't explain it?
01:26Hey, I didn't do anything.
01:27You did, mister.
01:28The reason's right under your bed.
01:30Hey, bud.
01:31The name's Maurice and I'll catch you later.
01:35What goes on down there is every kid's fantasy.
01:38It's magic.
01:40They can cry.
01:41No teachers, no rules, no homework.
01:44Ha-ha!
01:44And the best part is you don't see any parents telling the kids what they can't eat.
01:49We're the reason kids get locked in their rooms.
01:51Fuck!
01:51We're the reason brothers hate their sisters.
01:54Ha-ha!
01:54We're also the reason that parents send their kids back to camp.
02:00Little Monster, Fred Savage, Howie Mandel.
02:05They act up when the sun goes down.
02:09It's better than you even dreamed.
02:11It's not as tough as it looks.
02:13And it's coming your way.
02:15Are you sitting down?
02:16Then reach over, pick up the phone, and try it yourself.
02:19The Roadhouse Challenge.
02:20Just call 1-900-988-6666 on your touchtone phone.
02:24Or visit your local participating retailer for rules on how to enter.
02:27Answer three easy questions about Roadhouse correctly, and you'll have a chance to clean up.
02:31You could win one of five national sweepstakes prizes of a Pioneer Laserdisc CD player.
02:36Or you'll have a chance to win one of over 100 other prizes, like t-shirts or an audio-video
02:40cassette package.
02:41And Jeff Healy's See the Light audio cassette.
02:43Take it away.
02:59...prize movie posters, so there'll be lots of winners.
03:02But don't wait, because the party's starting.
03:04The call's only $1.95 for the first minute and $0.95 for each additional minute.
03:08There's over 10,000 instant prizes and over 100 national sweepstakes prizes, including a Pioneer Laserdisc CD player.
03:15As long as you play by the rules.
03:17Dial 1-900-988-6666.
03:20Each call is $1.95 for the first minute and $0.95 for each additional minute.
03:24You need your parents' permission to call.
03:26Here's how to obtain entry details.
03:31If you miss your chance, don't come running to us.
03:33Take the Roadhouse Challenge.
03:34Call 1-900-988-6666.
03:37Who knows how it might turn out.
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