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00:00KONIEC
00:33KONIEC
00:33The undefeated Native American, Tatanka,
00:36swears off against Intercontinental Champion, Shawn Michaels,
00:41this week on WWF Superstars.
00:46Welcome, everyone, to World Wrestling Federation Action.
00:49I'm Vince McMahon, along with the king, Jerry Lawler, and the macho man, Randy Savage.
00:55And will this be the week in which the undefeated streak of Tatanka comes to a brusque?
01:00I want to tell you, it's finally going to happen.
01:02Payback for Custer's last stand.
01:04There's going to be a massacre today,
01:06but the Indians are going to be on the short end of the stick.
01:09Strictly your opinion.
01:10What about the eight-foot-tall giant Gonzalez going against,
01:14not against one guy, two guys, but three guys in a handicap match, yeah.
01:20And this week will mark the return of the great Hawaiian Crush.
01:24You know what I'm waiting to see?
01:26I want to see, once again, the footage of another lazy American,
01:30as Mr. Fuji calls it, getting squashed at the hands of Yokozuna.
01:34Hacksaw Jim Duggan being carted out.
01:36I can't wait to see that.
01:37We'll have an update on Mr. Duggan's condition.
01:39What about the comeback, kid?
01:41You interviewed him?
01:42Brutus the Barber Beefcake, yeah.
01:44This Monday night, I'm with you, brother.
01:46Yeah, do the thing.
01:47And in action will be the Narcissist, Lex Luger.
01:55And here we go.
01:56Here comes the heartbreak kid himself.
02:03Take a look at the reigning Intercontinental Champion.
02:06You might want to listen to his vocals.
02:08He's been in the recording studio.
02:11I think he matches himself as the next Elvis.
02:14Take a look at Shawn Michaels.
02:16Let's listen to him as he sings his way to the ring.
02:24So proclaimed in all his glory,
02:26there's a guy waiting to come into the ring right now,
02:28and his name is Tatanka, and he's looking to beat this guy.
02:31Yeah, but look at this.
02:32The girls are going crazy over Shawn Michaels.
02:35Listen to that song.
02:36That could be the next number one.
02:37Number one with a bullet.
02:38They see me walk.
02:40They hear me talk.
02:42I make the beat.
02:44Like they're all about nine.
02:46I'm just a sexy boy.
02:48He's just a sexy boy, and look who's coming to town now.
02:53Here we go.
02:54Tatanka.
02:55Come and get him.
02:58Here we go.
03:02What an invasion!
03:06Tatanka!
03:08Undefeated in the World Wrestling Federation!
03:12Yeah, but he hadn't gone up against the Intercontinental Champion yet.
03:15Tatanka looks in super shape.
03:17He hasn't been in the recording studio.
03:20Tatanka very much looking forward to this matchup,
03:22even though it's a non-title matchup.
03:24A win over Shawn Michaels, I believe, would catapult Tatanka
03:28certainly in the top five category in terms of an opportunity
03:32to perhaps one day take the title away from Shawn Michaels.
03:36No doubt about it.
03:37Tatanka's got the edge.
03:39Mentally, yes.
03:40Well, if you could win matches with your mouth,
03:42you guys would be world champions.
03:43But he can't do it.
03:44He's going to have to...
03:45Pardon me, pardon me.
03:45The Macho Man has been World Wrestling Federation Champion
03:49on two different occasions, and he backs up what he said.
03:53Thank you very much.
03:54Well, let me just say this.
03:57I am the only one in there that is sufficiently articulate enough
04:00to brag on Shawn Michaels.
04:02And I'm going to tell you right now, this kid is great.
04:05Look at that move right there.
04:06Yeah, well, we just saw that.
04:09History Onyx there on Shawn Michaels who decides to take a hike.
04:13Tatanka going right on Audrey now.
04:15These two great competitors.
04:17Oh, wait a minute.
04:18What a move that was by Shawn Michaels.
04:19A very smart move.
04:21Yes, it was.
04:22Used to be a wrestling match may turn into a fight.
04:25Never can tell here in the WWF.
04:27Two great competitors and Tatanka puts on the brakes.
04:31A second time.
04:32Oh, look at that maneuver by Shawn Michaels.
04:35Nicely done.
04:36But it did nothing for him.
04:38That's a cheap shot.
04:40Never turn your back.
04:41I love it.
04:43Tatanka with a clothesline.
04:45Over to the outside.
04:47Shawn Michaels, the Intercontinental Champion.
04:51We're going after him there, Tatanka, if you're so tough.
04:54I think he's got red on the head but yellow down his back.
04:56No, I don't think so at all.
04:58I don't think you can say that about either one of these competitors.
05:01Shawn Michaels doesn't look like much of a sexy boy right now.
05:04No.
05:06But you never can tell whether or not Michaels is playing possible.
05:10He's always thinking out there.
05:11There's no way to really read the Intercontinental Champion.
05:17There you go again.
05:18Great.
05:20I love it.
05:21This guy's so smart.
05:22He reminds me of me.
05:23Shawn Michaels winding up Tatanka.
05:26Nice reversal by Tatanka.
05:29Michaels now with Tatanka.
05:30He's coming off the ropes.
05:32Right back from the network.
05:33Oh, yeah.
05:33It's the other side end.
05:35It stops right about there.
05:38Down underneath.
05:41A cover line, two, three.
05:43Two great athletes.
05:45I think straight goes to Tatanka though.
05:48And the tackle.
05:49Another one.
05:50Yes, look at this.
05:51Tatanka with a quick cover again.
05:52And.
05:53Two.
05:54Real goals.
05:55Fouls there by Tatanka.
05:56With momentum now.
05:57There you go.
05:58Come on.
05:59There you go.
06:01Shawn Michaels in what would appear to be somewhat of a desperation attempt,
06:06nonetheless successful, heaving Tatanka over the top rope.
06:12And that was literally a charging bull.
06:14Shawn Michaels used Tatanka's momentum against him right there.
06:19Smart move, I have to say.
06:20I can't believe you would admit that.
06:22I did it.
06:23I admitted it.
06:24Ooh, look at that.
06:25Another smart move.
06:26That's just hard riding.
06:27Down on the part of Michaels.
06:28Back in now.
06:30Admonishment from the official.
06:32Tatanka trying to shake it off.
06:34Look at this.
06:35Come on.
06:37You think Tatanka might be thinking about his ancestors right now?
06:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:42And look at this.
06:44Michaels turning it into a slugfest.
06:46Hammering away on Tatanka.
06:48I don't think that's too smart.
06:49That mare over goes Tatanka.
06:51Drops the elbow to Michaels.
06:53In the gas.
06:54This is almost over.
06:55Shawn Michaels is taking it to Tatanka.
06:58We're gonna have to take this commercial run.
07:01We'll be right back as the action continues.
07:06We're back with more WWF action.
07:09Shawn Michaels continues his domination over Tatanka.
07:13Boy, domination is the right word.
07:15That's the first time he's been to his feet in five minutes, I think.
07:19Tatanka off the rope.
07:21Uh-uh, look at that maneuver.
07:22That came from left field.
07:25Elbow right in the back of the head.
07:28And a cover one, two, and boom.
07:34Shawn Michaels with a near fall on Tatanka.
07:37Measures him standing drop kick right in the kisser.
07:39Wow.
07:40That was pretty.
07:42Just seems to me Michaels is not moving in, though.
07:44He's not following up.
07:45You don't have to follow up a move like that.
07:47That'll change those early American looks of his.
07:50You know, he already looks like a buffalo anyway.
07:52Yeah.
07:52Tunk is in such great shape.
07:53Maybe Shawn Michaels is punching himself out.
07:56Total domination could be his downfall.
07:58Both competitors in great condition.
08:01Proponents of integrated conditioning program.
08:03Look at this.
08:05Series of lefts and rights.
08:06Come on, ref.
08:07Get in there.
08:08The name of the marquee is wrestling, not boxing.
08:12A snap pair again.
08:14And once again, Shawn Michaels beginning to dominate the matchup.
08:18Setting the tempo.
08:21Listen, do the people feel the electricity?
08:24Tatanka, yeah.
08:25Come on.
08:26Let's see what you got right here.
08:28Opportunity knocks.
08:29You gotta be ready to go through that door.
08:31And again, a victory by Tatanka.
08:33Tatanka would perhaps put him in a spot of contention,
08:37perhaps even number one for the title if he could pull it out.
08:42Tatanka, small tucking that clothesline.
08:45Tatanka over the head, trying to get him down.
08:47It jumps in front.
08:49And.
08:50Smart move for the young guy.
08:52Wait a minute.
08:53And yes, yes, he got it.
08:56No, he didn't.
08:57Almost.
08:58What a maneuver and a part of Tatanka.
09:02And now, again, more desperation tactics by Michaels.
09:09And Tatanka, summoning the gods.
09:13Summoning the spirits.
09:15Tatanka with momentum now.
09:17Michaels right out and he's chopped down to the canvas.
09:20Yes.
09:21Tatanka in the world.
09:22And up he goes.
09:34No.
09:34Break in the face.
09:36I thought for sure Tatanka was gonna get Nykos across the back.
09:40That could be the turning point of the match right there.
09:42You guys.
09:43You guys kill me.
09:44This guy's not the Intercontinental Champion for nothing.
09:46Oh, no.
09:47Look at that.
09:48He misses with a kick.
09:49Tatanka misses with a chop.
09:51Up goes Tatanka.
09:52Tatanka behind him.
09:54Yeah.
09:55He got him.
09:56Hook the leg.
09:57One, two.
09:58Yeah.
09:58He got him.
09:59There's a three right there.
10:01Montano, but Tatanka got the victory.
10:05Tatanka is still undefeated.
10:09This place is exploding right now.
10:12What a competitor.
10:14Tatanka, what a matchup.
10:17Tatanka and Michaels kicking things out here.
10:20Tatanka, you deserve it all the way, dig it.
10:22Let's take you back now to footage and we'll show you what Hacksaw Jim Duggan is attempting to do what
10:28no man has ever done in single competition.
10:31Knocked Yokozuna off his feet.
10:35On the first try, Duggan went after the big band from Japan.
10:39And you can see what happened.
10:43Undaunted Hacksaw with the capacity crowd behind him.
10:47Channing USA would try it again.
10:54Hacksaw did not get Yokozuna off his feet.
10:57But it looks as though the big Japanese star may have injured his shoulder.
11:04With the crowd on their feet, Duggan sensed Yokozuna's vulnerability.
11:09Oh!
11:10The clothesline!
11:11Duggan!
11:12Duggan!
11:12Duggan got it!
11:13Duggan!
11:14He's going down!
11:15He's going down!
11:16Yes!
11:16Yes!
11:18He did it!
11:19He did it!
11:21Then, with the urging and assistance of Mr. Fuji, Yokozuna made Hacksaw Jim Duggan's worst-case scenario come true.
11:31Turn around, Jim!
11:32Hacksaw Jim Duggan's side!
11:34Winner!
11:34Oh, no!
11:35I can't believe that!
11:38No!
11:41No!
11:43No!
11:44No!
11:45But once was not enough for this 505-pound monster.
11:53Nothing less than pure torture could satisfy the nefarious Mr. Fuji.
12:02Come on!
12:04Get it!
12:05Get this man away!
12:06Get him out of here!
12:08Duggan!
12:09No!
12:14And then came the most humiliating blow of them all.
12:22Finally, the carnage had ended, and a hush fell on this capacity crowd.
12:27As Hacksaw Jim Duggan was carted out of the arena.
12:36Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
12:37Last ring, not only did my Yokozuna beat you right in the middle ring, but he squashed you, and squashed
12:44you, and squashed you!
12:46Yes!
12:47And best of all, we used your American flag to cover you.
12:52Shout his name!
12:54Yes!
12:54Well, comments from Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji.
12:57As a result of Yokozuna's attack last week, Hacksaw Jim Duggan suffered broken ribs, cracked ribs, and internal bleeding as
13:05well from torn intercostals.
13:07It is doubtful as to just when Hacksaw Jim Duggan will return to action.
13:12I don't think he'll ever return to action.
13:14You know, instead of draping the American flag over him at the end there, they should have poured syrup on
13:18him, because he was left flat as a pancake.
13:21Hacksaw Jim Duggan, how does it feel to know that you disgraced your family, disgraced the American flag, and most
13:29importantly, he disgraced the United States?
13:31Hacksaw Jim Duggan didn't disgrace anything or anybody.
13:35Hacksaw Jim Duggan, feel good about the fact that you're a great competitor and a great American, and you did
13:41what you said you were gonna do.
13:43You took the big man, Yokozuna, down to the ground.
13:47Yes, you did.
13:48And how did you know it was gonna be a sneak attack Pearl Harbor all over again?
13:53We'll be back as we continue with tag team action with the Steiner Brothers.
13:56Stay with us.
14:01We're back with our WWF action.
14:06And all those of you who need to go to college,
14:10you can take some pointers from these two graduates of the University of Michigan.
14:15Yeah.
14:17You gotta be kidding me.
14:19All they went through was four years in their parents' bank account there.
14:22All American Wolverines right here to Steiner Brothers.
14:25Welcome to the World Wrestling Federation.
14:28We are Al Burke and his partner, Larry Sampson.
14:35All right, Larry Sampson, Al and Burke.
14:38Aha.
14:38That's what integrated conditioning will do for you.
14:41I will try some.
14:45Steiner Brothers, two of the great competitors here in the WWF.
14:53Scotty Steiner and his brother Rick.
14:57And you can hear the barking in the background for the dog-faced gremlin.
15:02Nice quick takedown on the part of Scott Steiner.
15:05I just thought that's how people spoke when they went to the University of Michigan.
15:09Uh, no.
15:10Who you thought wrong, King, once again?
15:13Larry Sampson, Alan Burke, teaming up against the Steiner Brothers.
15:16Look at that takedown, would you?
15:18Every time you see the Steiner Brothers, you see something you've never seen before.
15:23Rugged individuals, to say the least.
15:27And I think Sampson is having his problems here in the early stages of the match.
15:32Big problems.
15:36Steiner Brothers, Rick and Scott, pouring it on here in the World Wrestling Federation.
15:41Climbing the ladder of success by leaps and bounds, I might add.
15:45And on the cover of the WWF Magazine, Razor Ramon oozing with machismo.
15:52On the inside, Rick and Scott Steiner, a personality profile.
15:57And these guys are full of personality, that's for sure.
15:59Yeah, only wish they were full of brains.
16:01They went to the University of Michigan.
16:03That means they'll have to get somebody to read that article to them.
16:05Oh, really?
16:06Let me just tell you, you know, when they won that letter on their jacket,
16:10they had to get their coach to read it to them.
16:12That's true.
16:15Great debut with the Royal Rumble.
16:17Wait a minute, look at this.
16:17Oh, and Burke on the top rope.
16:19And it's so close from all the way down.
16:22Oh, yeah.
16:23The King needs some transportation like that.
16:26Yeah.
16:28Rick Steiner in complete control around Burke.
16:31Seriously, he's having a good time in there, isn't he?
16:34Dogface Grimlin.
16:38The Steiner Brothers.
16:42You'll see the frequent tag.
16:44Scott now setting Devil under a hook.
16:47It looks like somebody's gonna go for the ride.
16:49Allen Burke.
16:50Oh, my goodness, now to the canvas.
16:53Dribbling him like a basketball.
16:57Now what's gonna happen to Mr. Burke?
16:58He's going out, but he likes it and out.
17:02And from behind, what a bulldog.
17:07The cover, the count, another victory for Scott and Rick, the Steiner Brothers.
17:16Love that music.
17:18Yeah.
17:19A great Coliseum home video double release.
17:22It's the Royal Rumble combined with the Survivor Series.
17:27What a tag team that is.
17:29Two for the price of one.
17:37Well, folks, pick up your copy of the Royal Rumble.
17:40Keep all the exciting memories forever, all from our good friends at Coliseum Home Video.
17:45We will certainly never forget Bret the Hitman Hart locking in the sharpshooter on Razor Ramon
17:51to retain the World Wrestling Federation Championship.
17:53And that is just one of the great moments.
17:56Right now, let's hear from a superstar who participated in the 30-man rumble, the Berserker.
18:01Hush! Hush!
18:03You know, the Berserkers never cared too much about titles and championships.
18:11But I'm gonna tell you something.
18:13And I'm gonna tell all the wrestlers in the World Wrestling Federation
18:18that the Berserkers got his eyes set for titles and championships.
18:25So I'm talking about you, Bret Hart.
18:29I'm talking about you, Shawn Michaels.
18:33And like guys like you, Mr. Perfect.
18:36And you, Undertaker.
18:38Because everybody knows when the Berserker gets his hands on you, it's all over.
18:45Hush! Hush!
18:47The Wild Berserker continues to terrorize the singles ranks.
18:51But there's one individual he should stay well clear of.
18:54That is the Ugandan giant, Kamala.
18:56Right now, he is joined by his spiritual advisor, Slick.
19:01You know, I'm a very happy man.
19:03Because I set out in the World Wrestling Federation on a mission.
19:08I set out to do a job that everyone could be proud of.
19:13And you know who would have suspected that I would have had the most success with the most difficult individual
19:21come out of the Ugandan giant.
19:23But yes, he's seen the light.
19:25But you know, whenever you try to do good, evil is always present.
19:30I'm talking about Harvey Ripperman and Kim Chi.
19:33They want to stand in the way of the progress of this gentle giant.
19:40They want to stand in the way of this man walking down the path of righteousness.
19:45But I've got something to say about it.
19:48The one of light has something to say.
19:51And he's saying something about it right now.
19:54He understands what I'm saying.
19:56He understands the mission.
19:57Kim Chi, you're in a lot of trouble.
20:02The large Ugandan no longer under the cruel control of Harvey Whippleman and the devious Kim Chi.
20:08It appears the Reverend Slick has now helped Kamala see the light.
20:13And given the opportunity, Kamala would love to put Kim Chi's lights out.
20:18And folks, we are going to light up your living room with more action right after these important messages.
20:23Stay tuned.
20:30Well, it's just about that time.
20:32The mirror's in the ring and I'm sure he's all slumped up and ready to make his debut here on
20:37WWF Superstars.
20:39Many of you saw the Narcissus unveiled at the Royal Rumble.
20:46Once he takes this cape off, unquestionably you will see, as we all saw at the Royal Rumble, an unbelievable
20:55physique.
20:57If only he was not so impressed with himself.
21:01Although, King, you've always had that problem as well.
21:03No, it's certainly not a problem.
21:05You see, this man loves to stand in front of the mirror for hours at a time and just gaze
21:11at himself.
21:13You see, Macho Man, if you did that, you wouldn't be a Narcissist, you'd be a Masochist.
21:17But this man here, he has a, look at that button.
21:20Right over there now, he's not a Masochist.
21:23He's a Machoist.
21:24There's a big difference, okay?
21:26If he had to look at himself in a mirror, he'd be a Masochist.
21:29Look at that, look at that.
21:32So everybody could understand.
21:34Look at that.
21:35He is really put together, no question of that.
21:38He's a pro.
21:39Look at that.
21:42Oh.
21:42Oh.
21:42Oh.
21:42Oh.
21:43Oh.
21:47Oh.
21:51Oh.
21:52Zobacz, co to jest ŃŠøŃk magistwa.
21:55Let's get the wrestling going!
21:57Let's see what can he do
21:58in combat!
22:00I mean, this is not a physique contest, Macho Man.
22:03I think, if it was,
22:05yeah, he could be number one.
22:07But I think that he's really
22:08be in a bad situation.
22:10King, if it was a physique contest,
22:11what number would you be?
22:14Don't worry about that!
22:16Just gaze at that man right there.
22:19Just take a look at the....
22:20You talk about perfectā
22:21Jest to perfect body.
22:23Great symmetry, great definition,
22:26obvious huge proportions
22:28in terms of muscle mass.
22:29And unfortunately, they're taking the mirror away
22:31from Mr. Lugar.
22:33Just one last look, if you don't mind, please.
22:35Exactly. Okay, boys, you can take it out.
22:37This is gonna be a perfect time for a schoolboy
22:39trip and a 1-2-3 count on the Narcissus.
22:43He really is impressed with himself.
22:47Absolutely perfect.
22:49But not perfect.
22:51This is what a wrestler
22:53is supposed to be.
22:57You hear that, Macho Man?
22:59Well, yeah, but can he wrestle?
23:01I mean, let's see what he can
23:04do against the competitors here in the World Wrestling Federation.
23:09Well, see, uh, there's an obvious display
23:12of power. That's right.
23:13Very impressive, but no follow-up.
23:18Look at that upper bite. Look at those legs.
23:20Look at those legs.
23:21Have you seen Mr. Perfect's legs, huh?
23:23I've seen better legs on a kitchen table than he's got.
23:26There's some set of legs for you right there.
23:28Well, maybe after the match, you can get a date, King.
23:30Oh, look at those. My goodness.
23:31Knee left, and Mr. Lugar
23:34is unquestionably asserting himself.
23:37Not only as far as his appearance is concerned, but, uh,
23:40obviously as to what he can do in the square charcoal.
23:43And, uh,
23:45suplex with ease.
23:46Let's see the way he snapped his neck.
23:50Lugar, double bicep again.
23:52Oh, the flexing in the pecs.
23:56275 pounds.
23:57I would say his percentage of fat is certainly in the single digits.
24:03somewhere down to around five points if that power slam.
24:07Oh, come on.
24:09I think we've seen enough of this, though.
24:13Still to come.
24:14An eight-foot giant Gonzalez against three competitors.
24:19We'll see. Oh, the juicy back.
24:22Holy Toledo.
24:23Very vicious.
24:25Good night, Nurse.
24:25He's not moving either.
24:29Not even moving.
24:31Now, what are you guys saying?
24:31He's a drink out.
24:32Well.
24:34I'd like to say that Mr. Perfect is, uh,
24:36probably watching him right now.
24:39Here he is.
24:40Narcissist.
24:41Lex Lugar.
24:47Oh, yeah.
24:51And another look at the double bind.
24:54That is truly perfection.
24:58Uh-oh.
25:00Awkward.
25:02Somewhere out there,
25:03probably still throwing and catching his own pass,
25:06is Mr. Perfect.
25:08And somewhere out there,
25:09Mr. Perfect no doubt is looking forward, I believe,
25:12to getting into the ring with the Narcissist, Lex Lugar.
25:16Back to the replay.
25:17If Mr. Perfect watches this,
25:20look at that.
25:21Oh, my goodness.
25:22He almost decapitated his opponent.
25:25If Mr. Perfect watches that,
25:26he'll keep on running
25:27off that football field
25:29and right out of town.
25:30He won't ever look back.
25:31You know, that might be
25:31the most vicious close line I've ever seen.
25:34It was more of a sort of a forearm
25:36and almost took his hat off.
25:38My goodness.
25:40And one more look
25:41at Lugar looking at himself.
25:45Yeah, perfection, huh?
25:47Scheduled up next,
25:49all the way from Kona, Hawaii.
25:52Crash!
26:03Hi again, everybody.
26:05This WrestleMania report on Valentine's weekend,
26:08brought to you by IcoPro.
26:10Integrated conditioning programs.
26:12It's for everybody who cares about their body.
26:16IcoPro.
26:17You gotta want it.
26:19What a main event.
26:20As it stands right now,
26:22World Wrestling Federation champion,
26:24Bret the Hitman Hart,
26:25will be defending against the man who won
26:28the Royal Rumble in Sacramento,
26:30505-pound Japanese superstar, Yokozuna.
26:34Coincidentally, Yokozuna managed by Mr. Fuji.
26:38But that's not all.
26:39Here's two matches just inked for WrestleMania
26:42by World Wrestling Federation officials.
26:45The Undertaker will be locking up
26:47against the eight-foot-tall Giant Gonzalez.
26:51I'm sure you all recall the altercation
26:54between these two men at the Royal Rumble.
26:56In addition, the big man from Kona, Hawaii, Crush,
27:00has his chance for revenge against Doink the Clown.
27:04None of us will ever forget how Doink nailed Crush from behind.
27:08As a matter of fact, just now,
27:10weeks after this incident, Crush is returning to action.
27:14He's gonna be up next.
27:15All of the excitement from the family entertainment capital of the world,
27:20Caesars Palace in Las Vegas.
27:22Circle this date Sunday, April the 4th.
27:25Don't miss WrestleMania.
27:30We're back with more WWF action.
27:33What a lineup thus far.
27:36Three matches announced for Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada,
27:42the site of WrestleMania 9.
27:45And here comes a man who's on his way.
27:51I am excited that this guy is back.
27:54The man from Kona, Hawaii, Crush on his way to Las Vegas,
27:59and on his way to Get Doink.
28:02Yeah, WrestleMania 9.
28:04Get him, big guy.
28:08Crush, ready to lock up with his competitor.
28:11Obviously, very much looking forward to returning to action at WrestleMania.
28:17Yeah, we're all going to Caesars Palace.
28:19Bring the whole family, all kind of family entertainment.
28:24And Crush will meet Doink.
28:26And the question is, King, what happens when Crush, who has fully recovered from his concussion?
28:32Well, all I can say is he must have went to a lousy doctor.
28:35Because the quack got him well somehow.
28:38Look at this.
28:39I'm not glad to see him back.
28:41I'm sure Doink is not glad to see Crush back.
28:43Look at the power.
28:45Look at this.
28:46No one of the World Wrestling Federation can do that except the Kona Crush.
28:51Oh, yeah.
28:53Is he ever back?
28:54Is he in great shape or is he in great shape, King?
28:58What agility.
29:00Look at this.
29:00Oh, my goodness.
29:04Doink is going to have to contend with all of the physical skills of Crush.
29:10Well, let me just tell you, as I told you before, you constantly underestimate Doink.
29:16This man knows everything there is to know about wrestling.
29:19He knows holes that this man doesn't even dream of.
29:24You wait and see when Doink gets a hold of them.
29:26Sure, Crush may be bigger.
29:28Crush may be stronger.
29:29But Doink.
29:30Maybe.
29:30Doink, who everybody thinks is a simple-minded clown, will outsmart this big guy.
29:35King, you're unbelievable.
29:37When Crush gets Doink at Las Vegas at WrestleMania 9, that's going to be funny,
29:41because Crush is going to crush Doink.
29:45Well, it looks like right now the right shadow is going to be crushed.
29:49And the big man squeezes that melon as if it's a coconut, and it's all over.
29:58What a return.
30:06Crush is driven with the goal in mind of WrestleMania 9.
30:12Crush on his way to lock up with Doink.
30:15And Caesar's Palace, take a look at this.
30:18Nice side suplex.
30:19Belly to belly from there.
30:21Off the rope and a bend.
30:24Yeah.
30:25Ho, ho, ho.
30:26The big man has agility and quickness, too.
30:29Right now, let's take you to an interview that I recently conducted with Brutus the Barber Beefcake.
30:35Brutus the Barber Beefcake, one of the all-time World Wrestling Federation greats.
30:40Recently, in an interview on Monday Night Raw, Brutus Beefcake told us a tale of woe that was almost unbelievable.
30:47Events that actually led up to that devastating and near-fatal parasailing accident.
30:54Your mom, just prior to that accident, you lost her to cancer after a lengthy battle with that dreaded disease.
31:05Six months later, grief-stricken, you lose your dad to a heart attack.
31:11Again, prior to the accident, you turned then to the only family you had at the time, your wife.
31:17You're greeted with divorce papers.
31:20You take a walk on the beach to find out why.
31:24Why is all this happening to you?
31:27There on the beach, you're greeted in a parasailing accident with a set of knees from a young lady.
31:35Completely devastating your face.
31:38The medevac copter comes down and picks you up.
31:41You hear what they're saying about you on the way to the hospital.
31:45You're not going to make it.
31:48In the hospital itself, you hear the doctors talking.
31:52You stated before that you felt like completely giving up until you prayed for a miracle.
32:01You also said on the interview, Brutus Beefcake, that there were two reasons that pulled you through the operation, the
32:10reconstruction of your face.
32:12Those same two reasons are with you today.
32:16They've been with you for the last two years as you've been training.
32:21And I suspect those two reasons will be with you this Monday night when you step into the ring against
32:27Ted DiBiase in what could be the ultimate comeback attempt.
32:33Those two reasons are?
32:35Those two reasons are the big man upstairs, Vince, and the Hulkster.
32:41They are like my sword and my shield.
32:45Seems to me, Brutus, that this Monday night you're going to need all the help you can get.
32:50But I don't really know if you know what you're getting into.
32:56If you would recall on the night you issued the open invitation and Money Incorporated, they didn't fight over you,
33:06but they flipped a coin over which one was going to have the privilege of the, quote, recreation they were
33:14going to have with you.
33:17And notwithstanding Jimmy Hart's views that this match should not take place, Ted DiBiase not only is looking forward to
33:27this recreation, you heard what he said.
33:29He said that if they had to hurt you, they know how and that they would take away the only
33:37thing that you fought so hard to regain, your health, your well-being.
33:42That has to be on your mind as you approach the match, untested as of yet, this Monday night.
33:51You know, Vince, their overconfidence is their downfall because with the big man on one side, with the Hulkster on
34:01the other side, that's a team that DiBiase and IRS can't beat.
34:09All I can say is, Brutus, with that kind of inspiration, best of luck to you this Monday night.
34:18Thanks, Vince.
34:18As the Hulkster said, go for it.
34:24We're back with more WWF action.
34:27And Brutus DeBarber Beefcake is back this Monday meeting the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase.
34:32Well, I tip my hat to Brutus DeBarber Beefcake.
34:34Good luck.
34:35He wants me to back out of it.
34:36He wants to do it on his own.
34:38Go for it, like Hulk Hogan said.
34:39Dan Farron and Louis Spicoli.
34:44All right, now we have three individuals who are going to beat this man.
34:49Accompanied by Harvey Wuppelman, standing nearly eight feet tall, here is the Giant Gonzalez.
35:00Take a look.
35:01That's who you better be tipping that silly looking head of yours to right there.
35:06I have never seen a human being with proportions like Giant Gonzalez.
35:13Eight feet, somewhere around the 400-pound mark.
35:21He's huge.
35:23Massive.
35:24And everyone saw the damage he did to The Undertaker at the Royal Rumble.
35:31No man has ever manhandled The Undertaker like Giant Gonzalez did.
35:38Which has never been done before.
35:41The Undertaker went down, but Las Vegas WrestleMania 9, that man right there, The Undertaker,
35:46is going to get a second chance against this Giant Gonzalez.
35:50Yeah.
35:51And that one will be a one-on-one, I must say.
35:55And you can bet between now and April, The Undertaker will have his strategy down.
36:02But what kind of strategy could you have against an eight-foot giant?
36:09What do you do?
36:10Well, I'll tell you what you do.
36:11You do what these three guys are doing.
36:13You try to figure a way out of the match.
36:15Try to put somebody else in there instead of yourself.
36:17That's what you do.
36:18Did you guys see Tom Pettengill interview The Giant on WWF Mania?
36:24Pettengill looked like a midget.
36:25Oh, look at this!
36:25Somebody's gonna come in the ring, whether they want to or not.
36:30Spicoli, look at The Giant.
36:33Boy, he sure likes what he does, huh?
36:35Look at this!
36:36The Giant reached right out and grabs Spicoli, brought him into the ring.
36:41The other two individuals very, very reticent to get near The Giant.
36:46Come on, Russ, get in there!
36:47His face is redder than Tatanka's hair right now.
36:50Nobody wants to get near this guy.
36:53The official intimidated by this eight-foot giant, Gonzalez.
36:58Well, if The Undertaker's intimidated by him, don't you expect The Official to be?
37:02The Undertaker is not intimidated by him.
37:04He got the jump on him in that Royal Rumble.
37:06We're gonna see what happens in Las Vegas at WrestleMania 9.
37:09The last time I saw The Undertaker, this is the same thing that was happening.
37:13Oh, my!
37:15And here comes Gonzalez.
37:17He's got a quickie move.
37:20See how quick they're moving.
37:21And they're just leaving the park for Spicoli.
37:25You're not gonna come close to The Giant.
37:29Unbelievable!
37:31Spicoli rolled out, he takes off, and look at the smile on Harvey Wibbleman's face.
37:37Harvey Wibbleman representing the eight-foot giant, Gonzalez, who will square off one-on-one
37:45against The Undertaker at Caesar's Palace.
37:50Oh, wow, what a matchup that's gonna be.
37:53I'll tell you, I think I'd rather have gotten beat one, two, three in the ring than run out of
37:57the arena,
37:57but that's their choice right there.
38:00Take a look at that awesome physical specimen.
38:04Let's take you now to the event center.
38:06Nearly eight feet tall.
38:08The Giant, Gonzalez, is already head and shoulders above the competition here in the WWF.
38:13Sorry about that, folks.
38:14Couldn't resist.
38:15But it comes as no surprise that The Giant is now set to take on The Undertaker at WrestleMania 9.
38:21Right now, let's hear from another superstar who is a giant among men when it comes to determination.
38:26He's El Matador Tito Santana.
38:29You know, in the World Wrestling Federation, there's opportunity.
38:34There's a lot going on in the World Wrestling Federation for El Matador.
38:40I've got a great advice from an old friend of mine that told me, Matador, stay in the ballgame.
38:47Wait for your chance.
38:48And that's exactly what the Matador is doing.
38:51People have tried to get me out of the ballgame, but I'm still here.
38:55Just waiting for my turn, baby.
38:57I guarantee you, the Matador is ready.
38:59Holey!
39:01El Matador waiting for his turn at bat, and when he gets the chance, he plans to hit a home
39:05run.
39:06Elsewhere, individuals who have taken on Papa Shango have usually struck out.
39:12A small pain.
39:14A large pain.
39:16A big pain.
39:18A great pain.
39:20Growing here.
39:22Growing there.
39:23Growing everywhere.
39:25You see, Papa Shango is a very large pain.
39:29And at any time, Papa Shango's powers can reach out and grab a hold to you, all WWF wrestlers.
39:38Beware.
39:40Beware in the size and power of Papa Shango.
39:45Beware of voodoo.
39:48And beware of all the evil things that can happen to you.
39:56Believe it to be a wise idea to take Papa Shango's word on that.
40:01Right now, let's hear from a superstar who has been fighting evil since his return to the WWF, Bob Backlund.
40:07Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, since I've returned to the WWF, I've realized one thing.
40:13It hurts a little more.
40:16It also takes a little more time to recover.
40:20But down in here, the heart's still there.
40:23The desire to win.
40:25And the desire to represent you people in a way that you can be proud of.
40:30And especially your children.
40:32They mean a lot to me.
40:34And I never want to let them down.
40:37And I want you to be able to say, young child, daughter, son.
40:42I want you to listen and follow and maybe emulate that person, because you could be proud of him.
40:52Well, Bob Backlund really is a fantastic role model for kids of all ages.
40:56Living proof that through hard work and determination, anything is possible.
41:05Next week, right here on WWF Superstars scheduled for action.
41:09The man who will meet Giant Gonzales at WrestleMania.
41:13The Undertaker.
41:15And what about the Ugandan Giant, Kamala.
41:18And the man that oozes machismo, Razor Ramon over here.
41:22Set for action as well, Mr. Perfect.
41:25And then from there, one on one, let's pick up comments from these two behemoths.
41:30Let me tell you something, big man.
41:32Any time, any place.
41:38Well then, why not?
41:40Right here, next week.
41:43Let me tell you, next week won't come quick enough for the Quake.
41:48So next week, it's the earthquake against Bam Bam.
41:55Time was abreaker against Bam Bam Bam Bam.
42:04Time was Ä reflections about the almighty championship championship sport.
42:05Me to remind us if the qualifier was every part of this so ģ Grant habox.
42:06DziÄkujÄ.
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