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00:00Wydawiamy o sirony.
00:05Ruchy przyjaciół do Ciebie.
00:09Wydawiamy o siłowni, a tak, że żyje moja telewizja.
00:10Są cały czas zлинnie od spacesko.
00:13Zm tactile, tu do K.R.
00:15Ile z Wydawiamy o Federach,
00:17A K.R.R.O.C.
00:20Zm съjmним mu to.
00:21Attamowicie, że to jest prawdę!
00:23Wyblandze, że względza się z nami!
00:25To, że powoli!
00:27Powoli!
00:28Nie jestem tylko jedyny.
00:30Jestem dla wszystkich.
00:32Dzięki za to, bo ja jestem NUMERO UNO! OK?
00:38MUGROZOS!
00:58D Silicen!
01:00D Silicen!
01:02Zobrot!
01:04Zobrot!
01:06Przygotowania tamtym, że nikt nie wzięcia,
01:08nie wzięcia!
01:10Być to nie wzięcie!
01:12Zobrot!
01:14Jedyn teams,
01:16Ştina jest bardzo powstrzymałym tylko angefonywaniem
01:18na Setup,
01:19i powiedziałam jazdawca
01:21na Ostrasznej,
01:23zartację!
01:25Jak się dzieje, jak się dzieje?
01:27Jak się dzieje?
01:29Jak się dzieje?
01:31Ja, jestem przygotowywany.
01:33Wiesz, że jestem najlepszy.
01:35Jestem najlepszy.
01:37Jestem za najlepszy.
01:39Jestem za najlepszy.
01:41Jestem za najlepszy.
01:43Wiem, że w tej chwili w Sanu.
01:45Wiem, że Pirod i Doug Furtis
01:47zaczynają się w tym razem.
01:49Pirod i Cibernetico,
01:51rozumiem, w meczuciu
01:53zbyt w tej chwili.
01:55Pirod i Cibernetico
01:57i Pirod,
01:58zbyt w tej chwili.
01:59Pirod,
02:00jest bardzo dobry,
02:01z tym, że nie ma
02:03spędzieszy, nie ma
02:04Pirod,
02:05nie ma
02:06Pirod,
02:07Pirod,
02:08w tej chwili
02:09w tej chwili
02:11zbyt w tej chwili
02:13w tej chwili
02:14w tej chwili
02:15w tej chwili
02:16w rozumieniu.
02:17Wiem, że
02:18w tej chwili
02:19w tej chwili
02:20w tej chwili
02:21all of their various champions of the different divisions entered and piero came out on top and
02:26became the champion of champions and i think that's a tribute to his single competition
02:30as well as his taking here with cibernetico great drop here there by doug bernis on cibernetico
02:37and tag made to philip buffon originally from paris france and as you said senor mascaris
02:43athletes from all over the world coming to compete in the royal rumble and what about
02:47san antonio texas i know you've had great success with the state of texas well i've wrestled too much
02:52san antonio for years you know and i have not a lot of good fans you know they're respecting
02:57all the spanish people around and the english people be there you know which we really expect
03:02fans from all over the country and the great state of texas is really going to be on fire on january
03:06the 19th and snap here take over by piero you know those kids you missed the tag jr that's cibernetico
03:12i mean cibernetico excuse me you're seeing you're phoning over mr mascaris over here because he's
03:17an international superstar and you're not used to being around the noted people but i'm keeping an
03:21eye on the action because after all i'm used to being around famous celebrities well of course you
03:25are you work with me every sunday morning but that's another story i'm a big fan of uh mill mascaris
03:30and i have been for a long time and you know that the winner of the royal world nice take down there by
03:35bill buffon and a pending predicament here the winner of the royal rumble look out we'll meet the wwf
03:42champion at wrestlemania and that would be a great opportunity for you sir i know i'm expecting
03:47i'm expecting all my fans there in san antonio and i promise i'll go big in the middle of the ring
03:53anyone anyone anyone anyone and your kids too a bit many times absolutely yes he just went all the
04:05way over the top rope and now cibernetico has the opportunity on the outside to change the course of
04:10this tag team match cibernetico taking a cheap shot there on duck furnace and uh unlike you senor
04:18mascaris these two gentlemen uh do not follow the rules do they no it's different style you know my
04:25style is completely king of this year the wrestler wrestling completely making holes change holes more
04:31homes and beat a lot of moves too always wondered how many masks you on i have one thousand masks like my
04:37name and i'm maybe 200 different capes and charo jackets and uh different you know blendy i wrestle for
04:45two 200 different matches and i use different custom all time it's amazing oh that's an amazing move too
04:52belly-to-belly suplex there by doug furnace on cibernetico but unfortunately furnace has been worn down
04:59enough that he wasn't able to capitalize on it and so far he's not been able to make the tag cibernetico
05:04can't decide whether to stop furnace or tagging he didn't do anything and that has spelled trouble
05:08for the mexican team philip lafond certainly an international flavor in this contest lafond risley
05:14from paris france and uh tagging with a right hand cibernetico or repair off and now cibernetico knocked down with a
05:23spinning kick certainly both these teams would like the opportunity oh my oh to wrestle for the
05:29wwf tag title this certainly is an international flavor the world wrestling federation and it's
05:34exactly that only in the wwf can you now see the top stars of the triple a promotion mexico that are
05:40currently competing for triple a it's a dominant promotion there and now they've come to the wwf but
05:46furnace and lafond intend to make their debut as a team here on superstars look out there's a suplex
05:52there's a cover well i'll tell you something cibernetico is double top this uh match is getting a little
05:58bit out of hand here riding outside and now they're moving there oh cibernetico forced the referee right
06:06into lafond's at least that's what i think happened and what's the call here
06:14it's at this point
06:25this tag team abandoned it's in your mask but we really look forward to seeing you on january the 19th in
06:31san antonio i don't know fans of all over the world are really looking forward to continuing in the royal
06:36rumble well i expected only people from san antonio for houston for dallas for all supporting you
06:41know i expect them to be there all right thank you very much it was great seeing no masters here
06:46well a controversial ending but i like this mexican style cibernetico pulls the referee in the way of the
06:53the flying lafond who gave this guy the mic back
07:12yo yo soy el número uno en mexico
07:16yo yo yo soy el número uno aquí en mexico y donde quieras porque ya ya estás bien con mi máscaras
07:37yo soy el número uno en mi máscaras
07:44what did he say well he said he's the best you know he's the number one and well i don't want to
07:50talk i just talk in the ring and have a chance to have a hit in the ring and promise i will be there
07:55all right thank you very much again you sure no mess it's great to see you we look forward to seeing
07:59in san antonio well there's problems south of the border piero not getting a very good reception
08:05but the undertaker won't get a good reception when vader destroys him at the world rumble
08:10so watch him while you can plus we'll have highlights of last night's shotgun saturday night
08:14premiere and ladies and gentlemen we're going to see flash funk and the funkettes in action they're next
08:21all right
08:25what are you jumping for you're scaring me blowing the place up sawyer double nits there flash funk and the funkettes
08:47is this what i'm supposed to say i know that's right i don't know what's right anymore scared me out of 16
09:17years of life for heaven's sake this guy is starting to get on my nerves i like his wrestling
09:23flash funk two weeks from tonight on pay per view will be in san antonio and we'll be competing in
09:29this very first royal rumble 30 athletes every man for himself there's so many variables in this thing i
09:36think it's it's virtually impossible to pick a clear-cut favorite or a pre-match favorite you need a
09:44computer to add about by i say this there's several favorites that i have in there vader
09:49undertaker bret hart steve austin any of them can do it but with vader and taker you've got the size
09:56anybody that big they're going to get ganged up on with bret hart the reputation he's going to get
10:01ganged up on with steve austin he's got a hundred enemies he's going to get ganged up on so it comes down to the
10:07lock of the draw who comes in early and who comes in late when the field is clear
10:13you gotta wonder how much allegiance is like the nation of domination how much they will try to
10:18stay together in that every man for himself environment but remember the winner of the
10:25royal rumble two weeks from tonight in san antonio at the 70 000 seat alamo dome
10:31is guaranteed the opportunity to meet whomever the wwf champion is at wrestlemania
10:42don cornelius would be proud is that is that a dated reference oh what the heck the 70s were cool
10:50i think don cornelius is still around there goes tracy and nadine they've got flash to the ring with a big
10:58smile on his face you're on a personal basis now oh yeah uh gracie and nadine certainly have uh they
11:08made a difference in flash folks career here they put a little hitch in his step you know well salvatore
11:13sincere is going to put a little hitch in his get along if he's not careful because sal sincere
11:18is a fine competitor who has been on a role here lately in the world wrestling federation wants to
11:22make a name for himself and stopping this young upstart flash funk could be the way to do it nice movement
11:28there by flash funk who has great leaping ability very very agile and whoa great move there nice and
11:37just made in midair coming back with another drop kick is flash funk and salvatore sincere who is not
11:44in the royal room look out little baseball slide there salvatore sincere is not in the royal rumble but
11:51would love to be here it comes again air funk has just been launched flash funk is hitting him from
12:01every direction he is throwing feet and fist watch this sincere tries to boost him up in the air but
12:09flash funk in midair changes directions with a drop kick and then off the second rope spinning turn around
12:15throws body and sales sincere was splattered but it's still got some more for the funky man sal
12:22sincere now trying to mount an attack here this could be a huge upset one two to near fall
12:28much like jacksonville defeating the denver broncos yesterday in denver i'm going to tell you right
12:35now sincere is going to give it to you every chance he gets you can tell the way this man keeps himself in
12:40out of shape goes for the german suplex the block and oh beautiful and another near fall from the
12:47suplex by salvatore sincere these two guys are throwing everything at each other and early in the match
12:56don't forget still to come this morning the sultan is with us we have highlights
13:00from uh last night's shotgun saturday night look at that move into a half boston craft tremendous
13:08sincere manages to make it to the ropes i guess you were really really uh pleased with your
13:14performance last night don't even go there let's stay on this match this is a great match jr call
13:21the match marlene has certainly got everybody's attention last night well you'd be screaming at
13:26mcmahon right now call the match jr hard shot there by salvatore sincere and sincere has maintained
13:34some offensive pressure pretty much throughout this matchup great blue there one two and a near fall
13:41sincere tried for the hip toss flash changed directions in midair hooked him with the legs
13:45winning with a forward rolling out a back spinning heel kick flash funk has done more with his feet
13:51than the entire soul train dancers do in a year oh handspring elbow by flash funk and flash now
13:59may be preparing to launch himself again with another high risk maneuvering maybe the funky flash splash
14:06splash no it's a moonsault
14:11hey you gotta hand it to salvatore sincere he's hanging in here this morning brother i'll tell you
14:17what he's lobbying for that spot in the rumble he wants to be in it and there's still a few positions
14:22that have not been announced so we're gonna find out if sales sincere's got what it takes but now
14:28flash funk is signaling for that funky flash flash this is an amazing maneuver
14:37watch this look and dangerous if you hit it you're a hero if you miss it you're a loser
14:44the flash funk has won it here 450 degrees jr and any miscalculation on his part would be curtains for
14:53the funky man the funky flash flash
14:59flash fog making us feel good here on sunday morning still to come the undertaker in one-on-one
15:04competition along with the intercontinental champion hunter herself watch this move it's beautiful flash
15:10fun his equilibrium incredible the 450 degree funky flash flash and he's headed to the rumble
15:17on january 19th he may be one to come out on top it all depends on the luck of the draw jr but still to
15:25come here on sunday morning superstars the undertaker and my little gift for him and also if you think
15:34that bob backland is flipping now wait till you find out what marlena did to cause it
15:39the world is like
15:48welcome ladies and gentlemen to the premiere of shotgun
15:52and happy night mother smoker sister angelica
15:58behind the sisters of men
16:02it's going to be
16:15it's going to be
16:17it's going to be
16:23well james lee i gotta know what you got to say about this whole situation but
16:32remember folks that the uh shotgun saturday night will emanate next saturday night from the official
16:37all-star cafe in times square i'm not talking about it oh come on you you gotta have some feelings about
16:44last night you're you're humiliated you were embarrassed i'm not talking about it i was
16:48forced to run naked down a public street in new york city at midnight my mother liked i had a heart
16:52murder and miss wignowski had to meet me in times square with a pair of pants i'm not talking about
16:57it and i've talked to mr backland and he was mortified by what went on last night and he's not going to
17:02make any comment on the atrocities that he witnessed just like i'm not going to say anything else about
17:07about it so don't ask because we ain't going to answer until we talk to our respective councils
17:12now do you understand that general can i possibly get that through your head thank you very much
17:17and ladies and gentlemen we're going to be joined here
17:21and we're joined here ladies and gentlemen on sunday morning by mr bob backland mr backland uh always
17:29great for you to drop by on sunday morning and brighten up our day it's nice to be here this evening
17:35this morning but uh be that as in may you're so good oh boy what a move right there certainly
17:42what a move by marlene last night as well we'll go there but let's take another look at the double
17:47feature here james c oh right on his head jr a lot of power mr backland what are your thoughts the
17:54sultan meets brent hart right here next sunday morning and that's going to be so big you mr ross know what that
18:01means to us well i've got a somewhat of a people why don't you tell me i'm not going to tell you
18:08okay i don't think you ought to tell him do you think mr james that i should tell mr ross i don't
18:14think you should tell him because it's obvious to me i know what you're talking about but if he doesn't
18:17know why tell him i think great opportunity pretty well sums it up here and uh waist lock it to the
18:24suplex great move reminiscent of uh mr backland's uh wrestling style his great amateur days and of
18:30course the iron chic who was a great amateur as well and this one is i think going to be over
18:37your man is making short work of this opponent it seems
18:41mr backland seems to have a blazed look in his eyes he concentrates focuses he's contemplating and the
18:49the camel clutch a submission maneuver could that be brent hart right here next sunday morning in that
18:53maneuver sir thank you very much it was a very rewarding conversation with mr backland as usual
19:01here on sunday morning superstars almost nice to have a couple of fresh eggs mr backland showing up
19:06here on sunday morning well as we said that the sultan meets brent hart right here next sunday morning on
19:13superstar what about tomorrow night i wouldn't jump ahead because brent hart meets vader tomorrow
19:18night on raw and brent hart may not make it to next sunday morning superstars but brent hart and sean
19:25michaels met face to face with no respect shown you're going to see it all so stay tuned and we're
19:30going to update you on the condition of the controversial marlena next
19:34it took the nbi six years to catch him it will take six hours to transport him
19:44the rescue has damsel in distress well as we saw from the highlights from last night's shotgun
19:51saturday night earlier marlena was okay no thanks to helmsley's efforts but it served to intensify the
19:57bitter feelings that are going to culminate in the battle for the intercontinental title
20:01on january 19th helmsley and gold dust and speaking of hunter hearst helmsley here comes
20:06the intercontinental champion this is a non-title matchup freddie joe boy challenging the reigning
20:12intercontinental champion and speaking of marlena she certainly looked all right to me last night
20:16it was gold us going one-on-one with the very very impressive sultan and marlena while gold us was in
20:24the camel clutch looked like gold us was going to lose marlena hopped up on the apron of the ring
20:28and uh well how shall i put this take it easy she uh pulled she dropped her top and when she dropped
20:36her top obviously a lot of books in the house got an eyeful especially the sultan and i'll tell you
20:44what it was shotgun saturday night all right it was live and it was in living color oh that's one of the
20:50match last night too backland pulled a sultan right on out he's you know he's used to being
20:56shut away or whatever he don't see things like that this mcmahon mentioned last night that uh
21:01he's one of those cellulite guys oh it's that he heard mcmahon heard that the sultan is needing
21:06a celibate lifestyle that's what i said cellular
21:11and we're not talking about your girlfriends we're talking about something else let's don't go there now
21:16it's sunday morning it's freddie joe floyd and hunter hearst helmsley and still to come
21:20you're surprised or whatever the heck you're talking about regarding the undertaker and if i were you
21:26i wouldn't let's just don't inflame the undertaker well speaking of inflamed i think freddie joe
21:31floyd's gonna be inflamed here today because he's a tough man he's got a big heart he's a great wrestler
21:36but hunter helmsley has been more vicious than ever before look at him getting up in the referee's face
21:42nobody's safe around this guy especially that little trick he perpetrated where marlena ended
21:47up getting wiped out nice takedown by hunter hearst helmsley the intercontinental champion
21:53and a good fireman carry by the oklahoman freddie joe floyd shades of the brisco brothers there
21:58that amateur wrestling style and uh again the aggressive nature of hunter hearst helmsley sticking
22:04out even more prominently than that rather large nose on his face and did you see helmsley took advantage
22:10of the referees positioning there to put a boot if freddie joe floyd's got it following up with
22:15some chops floyd is going to have to take it to hunter to win this match
22:24and what a night it's going to be two weeks for tonight on pay-per-view
22:28in the 70 000 seat alamo dome sean michael's quest to regain the wwf title
22:34the undertaker's collision with vader the matchup that a lot of folks are talking about right now
22:42ahmed johnson and faruk and i'll tell you ahmed in his first match back on tv last night look well he
22:49looked more powerful than ever well that match has been six months in the making ahmed johnson and
22:54faruk the man that nearly ended his career even almost his life it's going to happen one-on-one on january 19th
23:00from top to bottom i think the strongest lineup that the world wrestling federation has ever
23:06presented almost 50 superstars of the wwf and triple a will be in the alamo dome on january 19th
23:14and there here comes helmsley swinging neck breaker saw the article in this morning's new york paper
23:22the priciest tickets in pro sports boston bruins that have a 52 ticket average i'll tell you you can bring
23:29a whole family to the alamo dome for less than that 52 dollars for one ticket and that's that's
23:35the boston bruins and they're not really that good a hockey team but be that as it may they ought to
23:39have real bears on the ice for that price oh another stiff forearm shot by hunter hurst helmsley
23:46you got to wonder how high up on the honky-tonk man's list helmsley may be as honky-tonk is looking
23:52for somebody to to carry on the the honky legend well honky has shown some interest in helmsley
23:59also and a few others but he's made no commitment all we know is they got to be able to sing they
24:04got to be able to dance and they got to be able jr to play the guitar things that we haven't seen the
24:10honky-tonk man do a great deal of well he's good at all that stuff he's good at all that stuff and helmsley
24:16again with a snap mirror there's helmsley has been perpetual motion in this matchup and uh helmsley
24:24has been right on target here well i'll tell you he was on target this past week on raw as we showed
24:31and you know tomorrow night on raw is going to be awesome bret hart and vader tomorrow night
24:38i can hardly wait we're gonna i think we're gonna destroy a myth because bret hart
24:42has everybody else in the wwf on his mind but vader and that's the perfect time to strike
24:47less owen hart will go one-on-one with mankind tomorrow night that's an interesting matchup too
24:52that we haven't seen in another vicious knife edge chop to freddie joe floyd from hunter helms
25:00and freddie joe fighting back in this non-title matchup certainly would be a feather in the cowboy hat of
25:07freddie joe to upset the intercontinental champion here he'll give it to you you gotta run over this
25:13kid with a steamroller to get him to stop fighting helmsley again slowing things down becoming very
25:20deliberate oh my a martial arts kick that caught helmsley turning around and now freddie joe floyd
25:28with his best opportunity to put helmsley away there's a scissors kick he put his heel right in hunter
25:35helmsley's mouth and now he's going up the top if he's going for that jaw jacker of his then hunter
25:42hurst helmsley may have been upset here today and he hit it helmsley down nobody gets up from the
25:49jaw jacker he got up from the jaw jacker only at one count well he's wrong and wait a minute uh-oh
25:59freddie joe lowered his head helmsley with the pedigree have a pleasant morning freddie joe
26:07he'll have his eggs sunny side up because he's through for the morning freddie joe set too early
26:15helmsley was able to stop at his tracks he grabbed freddie joe with that pedigree and i've ever
26:21rode before but nobody gets up from the pedigree that's for sure jr
26:27better herself to get it on at the royal rumble but folks you got to look who crashed the party
26:33last monday talking about sean michaels and brett hart's party psycho sid just dropped by to say
26:40hello plus the undertaker versus the goon later on only two weeks until a royal rumble are you this
26:48presents the 1997 royal rumble live from the alamo dome in san antonio texas on pay per view well
26:56folks let me tell you the road to the royal rumble has proven to be rather rocky for both sean michaels
27:02and brett the hitman hart the hitman's growing resentment over his controversial title loss
27:08at its time has been festering as a matter of fact it's becoming brett hart's obsession
27:14well last monday on raw these two men finally met face to face to vent their differences
27:22but as the hitman would enter you could tell by the look on his face that brett hart did not come
27:28to raw to reconciliate with sean michaels and certainly sean michaels was ready because michael's
27:34sarcastic reception was not well received me yes please oh that's brett the hitman hart the best
27:41bester is bester was bester movie i wouldn't think of going first no no no are you kidding i'm not
27:49worthy to go first a low life degenerate like me go first never i wouldn't dare think of it let the
27:57almighty one go first that right there is what i find so disrespectful about you it's just your whole
28:06attitude well insults were one thing but as tempers flared it got personal and then character
28:14assassination became the order of the day as brett hart responded to the heartbreak kid sean michaels
28:22to me you're a guy that has degraded the world wrestling federation championship belt
28:28if you're not 14 years old and female if you're a male out there and you had any kind of an
28:41opportunity to look you in the face and see what kind of a man you already talked about being a man's
28:46man i don't think so whose man are you sean michaels you've cost me the world wrestling federation
29:00championship belt and for the longest time i've sat back and watched on tv and seen what you've done to
29:07to the world wrestling federation and i look at you as a guy that has no class you're a disgrace
29:16and i welcome the opportunity to sooner or later sooner or later brother you and me are going to
29:22step in the ring whether there's a title on the line or not and i can promise you that all the dancing
29:30the world will not save you and i will kick your
29:39and you want to know why you want to know why because i can
29:45all right sean your opportunity well i hope you got that bug out of your butt finally
30:02so let's start with the role model stuff because hey man i've seen you on the road and bro you ain't no
30:10role model that's fact number one and i got a long way to go well the talk of who's number one certainly
30:23would stimulate psycho said and the six nine three hundred thirteen pound wwf champion would have plenty to say
30:31thank you my man see first of all there's a lot of make me a set out here but i have played the game
30:43with you and i have played the game with you and you both have lost and you're talking about my title
30:52and what i want what i want is a real real competition something's going to explode here
31:10you want competition
31:11it's the undetaker the law is not even out of the mouth of psycho said
31:26the undertaker wants a piece of the roblox league federation championship everybody wants to be
31:31the champion
31:49oh look at them look at the undertaker and said go face to face
31:53and i think sid just simply wants competition the undertaker
32:19and the undertaker coming up next may have a little surprise in store for him as well when
32:48when superstars continues don't you dare go away
32:55that tag team action from earlier here this morning on sunday morning superstars here on the usa network
33:06this crowd can't well the lights go out i hate when this happens but you hear the music of the
33:12you can actually feel the presence of the undertaker each and every time he steps into the arena no matter where it is it could be in the l.a sports arena today
33:19fresno california coming up tomorrow night
33:27or it could be two weeks from tonight in the royal rumble in the 70 000 seat alamodo
33:32you know james c folks from 26 states and three countries have already purchased tickets to be with us in the alamodo two weeks from tonight
33:45that's because everybody wants to avail themselves of their final opportunity to see the undertaker in
34:05in action because when vader gets finished with him there's going to be a little piece of him to take home to those 26 states and three countries
34:17a lot of people try to get the domination of the undertaker i found it most interesting
34:25when psycho sid said last monday on raw where's the competition and immediately the lights went out
34:32and the undertaker made his presence felt he doesn't need to look past vader to look at the world wrestling
34:40federation title because at the royal rumble the undertaker is staring at vader the biggest bully on the block
34:47you can still be there for tickets call 210-224-9600 because i want everybody to see what the undertaker is going to experience
34:59at the hands of the man that they call vader and the match gets underway here and the undertaker
35:07certainly more aggressive than ever and and maybe he will need to be more aggressive than ever
35:12to survive with january the 19th oh my as we said the royal rumble against the man they call vader yeah
35:19he's going to need to be more aggressive all right he's going to need to put up the fight of his life
35:23and it's still not going to do him any good and i've got a little surprise up here today i may show it
35:27later on this morning for mr undertaker mr dead guy mr tough guy well if i were vader's going to stop him
35:34well a lot of people have said that but nobody's ever got the job done conclusively i can tell you
35:39that well that's because vader's never cried that's the reason why the job never got done i may get mr
35:44undertaker a little present a little gift to ease his pain after vader finishes with him at the royal
35:51rumble oh sort of a new year's gift yeah well maybe we'll find out james's new year's gift to the
35:57undertaker when we come back next saturday night live at the official all-star cafe in times square
36:03there's going to be a great fight and we're gonna start it it's wwf shotgun saturday night
36:11sexy wild the world's most outrageous superstars take over the ultimate sports-themed restaurant
36:16the official all-star cafe between 45th and broadway wwf shotgun saturday night live late night next
36:24saturday this is my idea welcome back everybody sunday morning superstars the undertaker intimidating
36:33not only the official but the goon here the goon trying to pull off a carolina panther and hunt with
36:39a big dog oh my the referee's down the goon just just collided head to head with the referee
36:48what's the goon do wait he's going on he's got his stick the goon has his stick oh man he's got the
36:56undertaker there may not be enough left of undertaker for bader to get it wait he's not going down he
37:02ain't going down hit him again referee's down like paul coffee but the undertaker's not going down the
37:08that's cheating that's illegal i'm going to tell you something you saw what vader did to undertaker that face-to-face segment he spread him across the floor like five gallons of johnson's wax i don't care if the goon can't get it done vader's going to
37:20i don't think the goon and vader are even on the same planet
37:41i think the goon should have knocked him out with that stick that's what i think well he tried
37:45he tried he couldn't get it done you give vader a club he'll do some serious damage oh no
37:51two stone piledriver oh my i can't imagine what kind of pain that must be to drop a man on his head like
37:59that oh wait a minute get up get move your feet jr what are you doing move your feet
38:05the winner of this contact i don't know what you're looking for oh no what are you taking i'm getting my
38:11package hold on what what are you doing put that up
38:19all right hey hey what do you think
38:21he's dead guys i was going to have your fun here today in the january 19th
38:28as a real rumble you ain't going to be having no fun because the man they call vader is because he wasn't
38:36wrong the only reason that you're still walking is because vader hadn't tried to put you down yet
38:43but when he does on the 19th then we're gonna stuff you in one of your very own body bags that i'm
38:50providing here as a service to you and they're gonna carry you out of the alamo dome like the garbage
38:57that you are are you crazy stop that are you crazy what are you trying to say about that huh
39:08you stink hey what's going on here now wait a minute it's black i can't see a thing why don't you provoke the undertaker are you nuts
39:19this is too weird where is he i don't have any idea where he is
39:31this ain't my idea where it's been on a sunday morning i can tell you that well don't blame me
39:36well it's not my fault what are you talking to somebody pay the one around here i'm just telling
39:40you what vader's gonna do to him well i oh my
39:43i knew he'd run i knew he'd run under the cover of darkness like the coward that he is because he
39:51knows that vader's in this building here today
40:02oh
40:13oh it's been a bad weekend for james ean
40:19running down the streets of new york last night on shotgun in his drawers and now he's been
40:26collared by the man from the dark side for this alligator mouth has overloaded
40:34that posterior of his and the prince of polyester is in trouble
40:39cornet is begging good thing that he's wearing dark pants
40:52the undertaker now oh my gosh look at the girth he's got cornet up
40:59not a tombstone yes cornet is out cornet is out the tombstone the tombstone has put cornet down
41:11and the body bag that cornet brought as a gift for the undertaker
41:27it's going to be used for cornet and you gotta wonder where is vader
41:32after attacking the undertaker last monday on raw where is vader this morning
41:41who's going in the body bag at the rumble will it be vader or will it be the undertaker but right now
41:53now it's going to be james e cornet
42:01cornet is unconscious cornet has been placed in a body bag
42:05and the man for the dark side is still the most dominant figure in the wwf
42:15and we'll see you tomorrow night on raw breath hard invader so long everybody
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