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00:02Oops, I dropped my towel.
00:06It feels like I was right there by watching this video.
00:13I'm Kitten, and I've got a million followers on Instagram just because I've got the perfect news.
00:19Vox, the Cyber Daddy.
00:27I'll always be your muse.
00:30Just for you.
00:50Brooke.
00:51Hi, boss. What's up?
00:54Brooke, I need that Q2 breakdown in an hour.
00:57But boss!
01:01Ow! Fuck!
01:04I was this close.
01:10Kitten, meet me at this restaurant tomorrow.
01:14Can't wait, babe.
01:18I'll finally get to meet my online boyfriend in person!
01:22Hear ya, kitten? I got you blue flowers.
01:24I got you blue flowers.
01:31Hi, Vox.
01:37No freaking way.
01:39My internet thrift shop is my boss!
01:41Oh!
01:47Wait. You're...
01:50Victor!
01:52Hi!
01:55Brie, what are you doing here?
01:57Um, I'm eating!
02:00That's not illegal, right?
02:01And it's Brooke, by the way.
02:03Where's that proposal I asked for yesterday?
02:06Right, uh, I'll get right on that.
02:08I'm heading back to the office right now.
02:19Help!
02:21My boss is such an asshole.
02:23One day I'm gonna kick him in the ass.
02:24Hard.
02:27LOL.
02:28Sounds worse than my useless assistant.
02:30Go for it.
02:33Fine.
02:34Fine.
02:36I'm screwed.
02:37If he ever finds out about me drawing new paintings of him to all my followers,
02:42he'll definitely fire me.
02:43Good news!
02:44You're leading today's pitch.
02:46Wait, what?
02:48Uh...
02:54Is it even possible?
02:56How could a ruthless CEO turn out to be THE cyberdatican trend?
03:01Hey.
03:02Boss is in the mood.
03:04You don't want to get on his bad side.
03:06Go.
03:07Kitten.
03:08Why didn't you reply to my text?
03:10Did I do something wrong?
03:18Why are you spacing out?
03:26Start the presentation.
03:28Yes.
03:29Right away.
03:31Why?
03:32Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:34Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:40Is it because I didn't send the new pics yet?
03:41Wow.
03:47Why are you staring at your phone?
03:54Why don't you share it with the whole room?
03:58No!
04:07I dropped it in the toilet earlier.
04:09I haven't sanitized it yet.
04:11Wouldn't want you touching it, boss.
04:12It's gross.
04:13It turns out.
04:14I don't know!
04:16Start the presentation now!
04:19Okay!
04:28That was close.
04:30No more screw-ups!
04:42This is your presentation?
04:49This is your presentation?
04:53No way! I know that guy.
04:55That's Vox underscore 77.
04:59Yeah, internet sex symbol.
05:00Dude has a million followers. Millions.
05:03If he's in front of me right now, I'd kiss every single inch of his body and get him down
05:08his knees.
05:10Hell yeah!
05:19Hey, out. Now.
05:43Kitten.
05:44Who is she to you?
05:47Kitten? I'm her biggest fan. Her Vox fan art is godlike. Those two are the hardest couple in life.
05:54Yeah.
05:56Get back to work.
06:03Get me her address. I need to find her. ASAP.
06:10There's no way Victor can find out about me being kitten. How do I hide it from him though?
06:27Sorry Vox. Maybe it's better we don't meet up. Not yet.
06:32Who's there?
06:50Okay, what do you want? You're here for kitten? What? Signature? Hug? Kisses cost extra money.
06:59Um, actually, I'm her. What? Her boyfriend? Yeah, okay. We got a lot of weird fanboys like you coming through
07:06here.
07:16Hey!
07:17Hey! Phil, it's my dealer! Go to hell!
07:26Here.
07:27Just so you know, I screen everything. No weirdos get past this door anymore.
07:33Um, okay, I'm sorry. Um, I'll leave. Could you please just give these to her for me?
07:40No, I can't.
07:47Uh, I can't.
07:52I can't.
07:52I can't.
07:57I can't.
07:58I can't.
07:58Now, I can't.
07:58These are...the cookies from my comic.
08:01Yeah, they're from some guy, I don't know, he said he made them himself.
08:04and that's what I'm into.
08:26Hey Vox.
08:28Hey Kitten, I'm sorry.
08:32If you're not ready, I can wait.
08:36However long it takes.
08:38I want to see you, now.
08:43Wait, what?
08:51Screw it, no more games.
08:53I'm doing something crazy tonight.
08:54I'm sorry.
08:59No, Kitten, I'm on my way home.
09:04Why not stay in the car?
09:08You're getting older.
09:11What if I told you you're about to inspire the steamiest panel I've ever drawn?
09:20I will do whatever you want me to do.
09:28Then turn on your camera.
09:42Unbutton your shirt.
09:52There we go.
09:54Now that's a canvas with drawing.
10:00Close your eyes.
10:03Picture this.
10:05I crawl over you.
10:07Press against you.
10:17Skin to skin.
10:23Come sit on my lap.
10:31Are you giving me orders now?
10:33I live to please.
10:36I never feel so loved.
10:41I've been having dreams.
10:44I never feel so loved.
10:51I've been having dreams.
10:53Mox.
10:55Splashing in the summer's dreams.
10:57Good girl.
11:22You had your fun.
11:23Now it's my turn.
11:28I want every part of you.
11:32Trembling.
11:34When you remember this.
11:38I'm sorry.
11:59Kim?
12:05Kim?
12:11Do you see me?
12:14Do you see me?
12:26Like yesterday.
12:28Right.
12:29On it.
12:37Are you okay?
12:40Yeah.
12:41Just swamped again.
12:45Overtime?
12:46Your boss sucks.
12:47Your boss sucks.
12:49Congrats.
12:50You just rusted yourself.
12:55Sweet dreams.
12:57Bye.
12:59Sweet dreams.
13:02Bye.
13:11I wish I could see her.
13:14Even in just a dream.
13:31I really did that.
13:33With Victor.
13:34Over the phone.
13:35Ten out of ten would risk my career again.
13:39The CEO bailed on the interview.
13:41How the hell am I going to explain this in the magazine?
13:44What if I get him to show up?
13:46You?
13:47Bullshit.
13:48I bet he'll be there before time.
13:50If you pull that off,
13:51I'll be your assistant for the week.
13:54Deal.
13:56Kitten hasn't replied.
13:58Did I push her too far?
14:00I'm not sure.
14:04What a coincidence.
14:07Where did I feel you?
14:07Who is a daughter?
14:08Who is a daughter?
14:10Brooke?
14:12I mean, I'm sorry.
14:23I don't care who I really am.
14:23Did I even know who I really am?
14:26It's gone.
14:31I'm back here.
14:35Brittany?
14:36Brittany?
14:39Right?
14:42It's Brooke, actually.
14:47Anyway, I...
14:51If you find out someone you trust has been actually lying to you the whole time,
14:56what would you do?
15:03Did you need anything else from me?
15:04No!
15:06Okay.
15:07Understood, boss.
15:11Shit.
15:18Got the new trendstar. Mad respect for anyone who lands that cover.
15:26What if I made the cover? What's in it for me?
15:31Dinner. Anywhere. My tree.
15:39No reply?
15:41Guess dinner's not enough.
15:44Ahem.
15:4550 seconds.
15:4855.
15:51Almost 10.
15:52I told you he wouldn't show up.
15:59I told you he wouldn't show up.
16:01I told you he wouldn't show up.
16:24It's probably one that I collaborate with.
16:27What the hell did you say to him earlier?
16:29It's a secret.
16:30Now go get me a coffee, assistant.
16:41I have never seen him smile like that before.
16:44Hmm.
16:46Ice prints by day.
16:47Shirtless thirst trap by night.
16:49My time.
16:51My time.
16:51But um...
16:56Interview's almost done.
16:57Where should we meet later?
17:02Here.
17:03See you then.
17:10Here.
17:14So, let me get this straight.
17:16You're saying that the cookie guy, the one who booked this whole place just for you.
17:22False.
17:23He's your evil boss?
17:26Yeah.
17:26Well, I just...
17:28What are you going to do when he figures it all out?
17:30Like, aren't you worried?
17:31Of course I'm scared.
17:33That's why I need backup.
17:38Pop quiz.
17:39What are you going to do if he shows up shirtless?
17:42Like, what's your mood?
17:47I jump in right there.
17:51You're crazy.
17:52Have you seen him?
17:54I don't know.
17:55Just stall him.
17:56Tell him Kitten's feeling sick or something.
17:59I need to go.
17:59He's coming right now.
18:04I need to go.
18:05He's coming right now.
18:06I need to go.
18:07I need to go.
18:07Tell him!
18:16Funny.
18:17You have one of Kitten's unreleased comics and yet here you are.
18:21Coincidence?
18:22So what?
18:26So what?
18:27Are you one of Kitten's crazy super fans or something?
18:30What?
18:31No.
18:31I just stepped out for some fresh air.
18:34That's all.
18:35Good.
18:37Blow these up.
18:40That's not in my job description.
18:43Then quit.
18:44I'll approve it right now.
18:47I'll approve it right now.
18:48Boss.
19:03Kitten.
19:04Hope you like the surprise I planned.
19:07Ugh.
19:08Seriously?
19:09I'm literally setting up my own surprise.
19:15Babe.
19:16Forgot to say.
19:17I hate balloons.
19:19Stop blowing.
19:20Stop.
19:21Okay.
19:22Um.
19:23Pop every single last one.
19:25Three minutes.
19:26And then toss them all.
19:27Are you serious?
19:31Stupid.
19:32Victor.
19:39Stupid.
19:41Victor.
19:43Ugh.
19:44Stupid.
19:44Damn girl.
19:46That ass is puppy.
19:53Let her go.
20:14Now get lost.
20:15Before I make it worse.
20:17Hurry up.
20:20That wound is deep.
20:22We need to get you to a hospital.
20:23No.
20:24No.
20:24I have somewhere I have to go to.
20:26What's going on?
20:27Are you guys okay?
20:28Did she come yet?
20:32No.
20:33She thought you weren't coming.
20:37I screwed up.
20:39I kept her waiting again.
20:48Victor.
20:50You're seriously wasting it.
20:58Kitten.
20:59Weren't you answering?
21:08Who wouldn't ignore a drunk mess like you?
21:29Who wouldn't ignore a drunk mess like you?
21:30I figured it out.
21:34I just...
21:35I just miss you so much.
21:37It's like I'm seeing things.
21:40I just want you so bad.
21:43I'm sorry.
21:43I'm sorry.
21:50I just want you to stop.
22:01I'm sorry.
22:02I'm sorry.
22:03I'm sorry.
22:09C'mon.
22:10I don't know.
22:11I'm sorry.
22:18Hey! Stay with me! Get up!
22:25Victor.
22:28Victor, you're awake.
22:31How do you feel?
22:38That girl, that...
22:40That saved me.
22:42Where'd you go?
22:43Nobody was there when I arrived, but I found this.
22:59You're my guardian angel.
23:06But what if she's been hiding something?
23:08What if she's not who you think she is?
23:11Well then...
23:13I'll just have to trust...
23:15What I see with my own eye.
23:19Okay.
23:27It's late.
23:34Get some rest.
23:36And maybe your dream will come true.
23:44I can't keep lying to him.
23:46We should just go back to being strictly professional.
23:49So what's the plan?
23:54Before he falls any deeper, I'm going to meet him.
23:58As a kitten.
23:59Yeah, but...
24:01What if he recognizes you?
24:04What then?
24:08I'm a comic artist.
24:10Disguises are half my job.
24:29Kitten, thanks for agreeing to meet.
24:31I'm here.
25:00I'm here.
25:02No, I have a girlfriend.
25:05Come on, you've been here all alone for one hour, don't lie.
25:13He said no, sweetheart.
25:19Thanks for the drink. We appreciate it.
25:24Kidding?
25:26Hi, Fox.
25:30I can't believe it's you. I'm just, I'm...
25:33Actually, I came here to break up with you.
25:39What?
25:40I'd stand up for any hot stranger.
25:43And you're not special.
25:47If I did something wrong, I'm sure I could fix it.
25:51You didn't. I just got bored. That's all.
25:56That face.
25:58God, run.
26:00Run before you fall harder.
26:05Kid, buddy.
26:07I'm not letting you go that easily.
26:12Wait.
26:14You're...
26:21Wait.
26:24You're...
26:31So beautiful.
26:36Wait, what?
26:38More than I ever imagined.
26:44You can't get your flight.
26:48Thanks, but I need to go use the bathroom.
26:53You can't get your...
27:03Thank God, he didn't recognize me.
27:07Fox.
27:12Didn't you say that you love my body?
27:17That I was your muse.
27:19I...
27:20Is this a dream I'm living?
27:22What the fuck?
27:26What the fuck?
27:27What the fuck?
27:30What the fuck?
27:30What the fuck?
27:30Bathroom that way?
27:31Yeah, it's just on that hall.
27:33Shit.
27:34Someone's coming in.
27:35Say it.
27:36Say it'll give me a chance.
27:37Fine, okay.
27:39I promise.
27:40Just...
27:40Just let me go.
27:50Fox!
27:51What a surprise!
28:03Ah!
28:07No way.
28:08I lost my badge!
28:1630 minutes late.
28:18No chance I'll run into.
28:22Boss?
28:23Coming in or not?
28:38You're Kitten Stalker, aren't you?
28:41What?
28:42No.
28:43I'm just...
28:44a fan.
28:46Official club member.
28:47I have the keychain and everything.
28:48You know stalking is a crime, right?
28:50And our company has a zero-tolerance policy?
28:53I'm not a stalker.
28:55I'm a loyal employee.
28:57Speaking of which...
28:59You have a delivery.
29:00So I'll get right on that.
29:14Kitten, why do you have this employee badge?
29:18Oh, I found it at the restaurant.
29:20Weird, huh?
29:24Right.
29:25That's why he thinks I'm a stalker.
29:35Watch it, try-hard.
29:37You're sucking up to the CEO now?
29:41Since when does talking count is sucking up?
29:43It's not even my type.
29:45All stiff suits and fake jewelry.
29:46Who knows what's underneath?
29:50Hmm.
29:51Hmm.
29:53Hmm.
29:53Hmm.
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