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00:01Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low.
00:05Meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:11Will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:14Not always.
00:15But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:20Soon?
00:21How soon?
00:23Ideally within three months.
00:27Oh my god.
00:31Sweetheart, don't cry.
00:33Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:37Mom.
00:39I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:43After I'm gone.
00:45Yeah.
00:46I promise.
00:49I love you so much.
00:51I love you, sweetie.
00:54I have always wanted kids.
00:57Maybe it's time.
01:18I'm so sorry.
01:19I'm so sorry.
01:21I think that's fine.
01:24Hey, I'm sorry.
01:39I love you.
01:41I don't know.
01:44I don't know.
01:45I need to do it.
01:46I can't tell.
01:49I don't know.
01:52well well if it isn't my perfect innocent ex what's the occasion are you pregnant too
02:01i'm not as efficient as you writer we broke up what three months ago and candy is six months
02:08along impressive timeline please you couldn't keep a man let alone raise a kid
02:15or are you here to raid the sperm bank and diy a family
02:23get that back
02:26if you're not married by 30 even the trust and the company is going to your brother
02:30it's final look mom seriously i
02:38low amh diminished ovarian reserve recommended to start trying within three months
02:44oh for her
02:47wow looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs
02:51this is truly a plot twist
03:03i'm really worried about you claire you know a girl with your history do you think you're going to be
03:08able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up you're basically a clearance rack expired
03:13free and still no takers
03:16no takers
03:19you can rest assured i already have a boyfriend
03:23yeah
03:25mit
03:266-2
03:27iq off the charts trust fund air practically built for greatness way better than loser rider
03:35boyfriend
03:38yeah sure claire uh let me guess he lives in the canadian wilderness or some
03:44bullshit like that and the best thing of all he has the one thing you can't die
03:50oh kindness
03:54funny you're funny how about we make a bet if you're not pregnant within say three months you have to
04:01admit
04:02the truth if you were just a dried up old woman you have to admit it out loud and to
04:08the public
04:09oh baby you're bad
04:11no violin for you
04:15and if i win you straight through the office naked screaming that you are nothing but a little slimy
04:22suck up
04:22bitch boy
04:26deal game on miss nobody wants you nobody wants you
04:33oh my god what the did i just do
04:38even the sperm banks are booked six months out and i only have three
04:43where the hell am i going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend oh god someone help me
04:48now that's interesting
04:53you know i think i could help with that
05:05ethan reed mit phd iq 200 that's my medical report no genetic disorders clean family history
05:12i take every box on your donor wish list
05:19okay what's the catch
05:22you marry me contractually three months just long enough to shut my family up and lock in my
05:27inheritance and in return you get my sperm and we get you pregnant just in time to win your little
05:34bet
05:35that's really all you want a paper marriage
05:39look claire i'm not looking for love i'm looking for efficiency
05:47honestly this might be the fastest route to motherhood
05:53all right deal
06:03boss
06:04prenuptial agreement
06:13thanks
06:15okay
06:16three rounds of artificial insemination temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances
06:22contract terminates after three months
06:26i'd like to add one more term
06:28oh
06:29financial independence
06:31i don't want anyone thinking i'm some gold digger
06:35fair enough if that's what you want i'm in
06:39great great
06:45thank you lovely excuse me mr reed
06:49are you ready to head into the collection room for your specimen
06:54sure
06:56good luck thank you
07:02mrs reed would you like to go in with him show him a little support
07:07oh no i'm actually oh no no excuse me i oh no um excuse me i uh
07:20hey
07:22need any uh help with that oh and um how pray tell do you plan on helping me
07:33uh
07:46um
07:47yeah i did not mean that i was gonna
07:52oh my god
07:53shut up shut up shut up please how do i turn this off um
08:00this is so crazy
08:09like that
08:13um you should probably
08:16get started i probably should yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna wait outside be my guest okay bye
08:40thank you mr reed
08:41thank you mr reed of course we'll begin shortly you can wait outside okay
08:46if you need anything just yell for me
08:55yeah
08:59boss you married someone out of the blue feels a little impulsive even for you
09:06no it's not impulsive actually she's i don't know she's interesting
09:15uh anyways what'd you find
09:17mrs reed has been working as a designer at nova her ex cheated on her with his boss candy ashford
09:25miss ashford's been making her life hell ever since
09:29just last week she killed mrs reed's proposal said it wasn't feminine enough
09:35bye nova
09:38make claire the new design director wait seriously yeah look our marriage may have
09:45a deadline but she's still my wife anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me
09:51i'm just dead sir
09:53now go get the car ready we have to go meet mom copy
10:05hello mr reed the procedure went smoothly we'll know in four weeks if it was successful
10:11wonderful thank you
10:17thank you so much mr reed i might actually get to be a mom now
10:23of course but um you know we are married now you are my wife call me ethan
10:33fake wife remember
10:38right
10:41so ethan you've done your part when do i get to do mine
10:45right now we're about to go meet my mother
10:49okay
10:55mother this is my wife claire claire my mother nora
11:03nora it's so lovely to meet you hi
11:13oh
11:13oh sweetie i've been looking forward to this for so long and you rascal so this is why you keep
11:20dodging all my matchmaking attempts
11:24uh yeah i'll explain that eventually of course wouldn't want everyone your wedding night
11:32come byron they have a mission making me a grandchild
11:38don't have too much fun
11:41okay
11:42okay
11:47that's my mother
11:48yeah
11:54um sorry for driving here without having a chance to pack
12:05yes you're due for now right
12:08thanks
12:08of course
12:13i'll go and make something to eat
12:24oh my god even his cologne is perfect i mean my knees are actually weak
12:31too bad it's just temporary three months and that is it
12:35god god get a grip what am i doing
12:41what are you making
12:57i'm making some things
13:00true
13:05oh my god
13:05i just got promoted design director i start tomorrow oh my god
13:10whoa oh god
13:13oh shit i am so sorry i did not know no no it's fine
13:16no really it's
13:17oh claire yeah um claire be careful please no it's fine there's just a huge thing no claire you don't
13:26it's not under oh oh oh oh oh oh
13:36careful claire you are playing with fire mrs reed
13:43holy shit yep definitely hard and definitely huge oh geez i'm i um no it's not really
13:58okay okay that body should come with a warning label
14:06uh
14:08uh
14:28you made this mess you clean it up
14:33uh where are you going oh i'm just i'm just gonna go take a cold shower
14:38you know put out the fire you started
14:49you find the new design director candy better start packing up her desk
15:02i can't wait yeah what's going on here waiting for the new ceo obviously
15:09nova got bowed out yesterday word is his rich young and single i call dips
15:16oh claire don't forget your perfect jean baby bat with ryder
15:22maybe you could try your luck with the new ceo lots of old money there with a face like that
15:28land
15:28the ceo please what are you gonna do sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself
15:37i don't need to trap anyone ryder unlike you i offer value all on my own oh please you have
15:44been so
15:45heartbroken you can't even manage a rebound what are you expecting immaculate conception
15:51i don't need divine conception and for all you know i'm already pregnant
15:56i don't need to go to the new ceo please
16:11welcome to nova mr reed
16:21welcome sir i'm claire from design
16:36claire
16:43design director effective immediately
16:52yes sir
16:55okay what she is barely qualified and i have been running this program for two years
17:02if if she's director then who am i support staff come on that is blatant favoritism
17:13byron i've done some research on nova before acquiring it this sketch created by miss miller herself
17:21has had the highest performing markers a year straight if anything i'd say this promotion is long overdue
17:39so how do you know the new ceo
17:43i i don't don't lie he comes and promotes you first thing and you don't know him
17:51come on
17:52come on babe the new guy's obviously clueless that's why i picked her no real skill
17:59it won't
18:11ethan
18:15claire
18:19why did you buy nova and make me the director well because you're my wife
18:27and more importantly you're talented
18:31look claire i'm not going to waste that
18:35but everyone's gonna think i'm just here because of you
18:40maybe but we're connected nonetheless claire contract or not you are the future mother of my
18:47child and the future mother of my child will not be disrespected so i'll tell everyone today and
18:53clear the air no wait ethan you can't go public please i don't want to be the woman who's known
19:03for
19:04using your sperm to climb the ladder a scene by whom writer candy anyone you're the ceo ethan i just
19:15i'm just someone under contract
19:19and in three months it's all over isn't it
19:26all right it's your choice okay
19:40yeah byron what is with that woman i mean any sane person would kill to be mrs reed right
19:45she acts like it's a life sentence
19:49that must be what makes her so interesting
19:56maybe
20:09long meeting with the ceo i guess that means we can add him to your perfect gene list
20:17someone seems desperate
20:19what are you nervous afraid to lose the back mind your own business writer
20:31mind your own business writer
20:33so
21:00A Maybach.
21:04What does she have a sugar daddy now?
21:13Ever since I saw her getting that Maybach, nothing. No sign of it again. Was it all just for show?
21:20Hmm, stale.
21:22Mr. Reid says you've all been working hard. Lunch is on him. Design team, you've got their own special menu.
21:31Well, I said you're doing wonderful. You bring that to you, Claire.
22:05Tastes fine to me.
22:08Unless you're pregnant or something. You got a secret boyfriend hiding somewhere?
22:26Please, um, I'm just not feeling great. I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
22:33I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Claire. Could she really be pregnant?
22:52What the hell? This is the ladies room.
22:54No way. Are you seriously pregnant?
22:56Back off. That is none of your business.
22:58Is if your concerns are bet. Now spill.
23:00Who's the Maybach guy? Your sperm donor?
23:05She said back off!
23:06Oh!
23:07No!
23:17No!
23:20No!
23:22No!
23:31No!
23:39she's not really pregnant is she no I don't see why that would be any concern
23:43of yours well hey I'm just looking out for her boss I mean after all she used
23:48to be my girlfriend
23:52guess your eggs really are busted aren't they or maybe that perfect gene donor of
23:56yours shooting blanks I'll tell you what I'll help you out for old time's sake
24:02it's been one night with me and then boom you are disgusting oh you bitch
24:16touch her and I swear it will be the last thing you ever do
24:22what the fuck sorry it's just a joke
24:27you're awfully protective of your employee something I should know about
24:32what happens between Claire and me it's none of your goddamn business
24:36so your damn mouth shut if you want to keep your job
24:40okay
24:54Claire
24:56Claire hey
25:09you've been under a lot of stress which can reduce ovarian function probably why conception hasn't happened you need rest
25:17moderate exercise and a better mood before the next artificial insemination
25:21so it's so it's my fault hey no no no no none of this is your fault
25:29all right
25:30we still have time and
25:40we're in this together okay
25:46light movement helps
25:48walks walks swimming yoga anything to keep your brain slow and present
25:56you know I bet you're pretty bomb at yoga for the shop
26:01you know I bet you're pretty good
26:05ladies raise your hands slowly
26:08gentlemen support your partners
26:10breathe together
26:23don't worry I'm not gonna try anything just relax
26:30now gently lean back your back rest against your partner's chest and feel their support feel the connection their grounding
26:39presence
26:42the pain
26:42it's okay trust me
26:50you know you're kind of irisistible when you're zen
27:15now take your partner in your arms and slowly lean back together feel that stretch on your spine
27:23and breathe through it
27:39yeah
27:45nice
27:48you're good
27:49yeah
27:54oh my god i am so sorry that that was an accident
27:59lucky me he's just a contract partner so why the hell is my heart doing backflips
28:21um is that carrot your mortal enemy because you've turned it into confetti
28:26you try perfectly slicing for prenatal nutrition i'm a novice under pressure okay
28:32you're actually trying to ace a pregnancy diet that's oddly endearing
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